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03/14/11(Mon)22:11 No.24293144Don't watch a cartoon called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels
yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"
I said to this dude, What's this sh*t? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!"
Then I thought it was some "weird buy our toys" cartoon or some strange sh*t
but as I watched the first video, I was like "Yo.....what the fu*k.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......."
THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING BARN AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
I couldn't fu*king believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his cartoon collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE STALLIONS...YOOOOOOO.......
THOSE STALLIONS....AND THAT MARE SAW THEM THEN SHE...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
THEN THAT STALLION TOOK THAT HORSE TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........
IT WAS LIKE YOUR bi*ch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT"
AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I fu*kING DID!!!!!
THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE STALLIONS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND BIG MAC WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, BIG MAC WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!
So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T WATCH A CARTOON CALLED MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS! |