Rarity! Rarity!

How about the topic is you get me out of this pony dimension. The purple one has got wizard written all over her.

GUESS I GOT MY SWAGGER BACK!!!

I'm going to name my daughter Rarity.

>>24274514

Rarity, I...

what would be a good name for an appledash fic where they get stuck in a cabin due to a snowstorm or an avalanche or something, i am very bad at titles

please have an appledash image for your trouble

Poni+starcraft 2 =
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJbAT1wzS8U&feature=player_embedded

or search for PonyCraft 2 on youtube

THREE MONTHS OF WINTER COOLNESS
AND AWESOME HOLIDAYS

>>24274530
I named my Razorbeast in Rift Rarity.
Pic related, she gets shit done with class.

>>24274541
Rainbow Apple Slushy?

actually fred is not tired yet.

>>24274560
Not again...

>>24274573

that's kind of gross brony

Anyone see the latest Penny Arcade Comic? I can't help but feel its some sort of shout-out to bronies.

Granted it looks like a pre-G4 pony but then its just sort of there with no real reason to be.

>>24274541

Hot Cabin Fever?

I don't know...

>>24274560
AH AH AAAAAHHHHHHHH~!

>>24274560
we kept our hoovsies warm at home time off from work to play

YOU FORGOT SHIRTS. But I don't care because I'm posting anyway.

http://shirtbrony.spreadshirt.com

Newest additions:
-Two different Luna shirt designs
-Two different Dr. Whoof shirt designs
-Almost all of the current men's shirts in American Apparel version
-A version of the Big Mac shirt with the cutie mark in the center

I'm thinking about making centered versions of all the shirts, does anyone else want before I put in the extra effort?

Also, taking requests.
Current request list:
-Finish Fluttershy's "Yay." shirt
-Applejack shirt with text

>>24274522
No seriously I'm stuck in Equestria. I don't know how to convince you people I really need help. I don't think their god queen will tolerate me for much longer. Someone please help.

Oh /co/! Why wont you talk about ME?

Dont you love ME?

Humanized AJ you say? There's one really scary one, but it's not this one

>>24274601

But the food we're store is runnin out, and we can't grow in this cold...

>>24274594
i dunno it sounds too much like a fapfic

>>24274596
GIGGLE AT THE GHOSTLY

>>24274579
It wasn't meant to be.

>>24274605

Sit back and enjoy. There are many delights and pleasures here in Equestria.

>>24274574
Look at this sexy lady

>>24274618
Bitch, I named a pig after you.
A horrible pig monster that saves my ass.

And I love it.

>>24274588

Might be, might not be. Gabe is rather known for his love of little girl's things.

>>24274574
Fred get me out of here. The humans they do nothing.

>>24274618
You're not ME!

>>24274627

THEN USE GREENHOUSE PONY!

>>24274632
sorry if i made you sad, have a cute pony

why do these threads exist

mlp threads became purge inducing shortly after it was introduced to places outside of /co/

the threads are like wading through piles of vomit and have been for a good amount of time now

you all give the show a bad name and you should feel bad

>>24274657
Methinks you missed the joke.

>>24274558
MFW, rainbow dash as mengsk.

Someone requested human luna and celestia riding a double headed dildo to town! Hope you like and i hope i dont get banned.

Any other request?

>>24274662

perhaps this will sway your frozen heart, my troll friend

>>24274662

Why does any thread for any show ever exist then?

>>24274662

See, I used to feel bad. All the time.

Now I don't!

Soooo anyone want to keep the lightning round thing going?

>>24274675

holy shit this is amazing

>>24274675
...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>24274662
>I must browse all the threads of things i do not like.
>Why do you torture me in this way /co/?
>Is this my torture for sins I did not know I committed?

>>24274675
pfffftahahahahaahah that's hilarious

>>24274662

I expect better from someone using a WKUK reaction image. You should be ashamed.

>>24274675

On model Rainbow Dash practising kissing on a fluffy cloud while Fluttershy spies on her nearby

>>24274662
You are either a bad troll or an idiot who complains about threads he apparently reads even though he hates them.

Please keep your trolling/stupidity to yourself, as we are having a good time.

>>24274675
holy shit

>>24274681

typical tripfriend confusing trolling with genuine opinions

>>24274675

All of my love~

>>24274675
a request no one has filled for me jack noir pony

I THROW MY HOOVES UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, LIKE AAY-OOH

>>24274530

me too. her middle name.

>>24274729

>blaming tripfriend
>a bunch of anons feel the same way

>>24274675
That looks amazing!
This calls for a threesome!

How's everyone's spring break? Pony filled I hope?

Just finally got time to watch Diamond Dogs. It's like they want Rarity to become my favorite pony...

Anyways it's currently 10 PM in Hawaii and I'm using free wi-fi while sitting outside listening to the ocean on the beach.

mfw I just wanted to post about being in an awesome condo in hawaii

>>24274629

make a pony joke outof it or something...

>>24274675

How about Manly Spike dressed in the berserker armor, trying not to let himself hurt Rarity

"No.. not her!"

Shirts you say?

>>24274729
perhaps this image will sway your frozen heart, my troll friend

or maybe even cause you to read harder in the future

>>24274604
>all crewneck
darn

>>24274755
It's fine so far. Although I'd much rather be in Hawaii than shitty Texas.

>>24274642

Yeah, I know but the fact that its not the punchline, or in any way related to the comic its in that makes it seem like its not simply a reference to his girly tastes.

Did the guy with this ever throw up that store?

>>24274755

Shouldnt you be evacuated or something?

>>24274762
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Help me. Why won't anybody help me. I plane shifted into here. I can't escape. It is a universe that physics runs on rainbows. Nothing has thumbs except for me. The ponys they confound me. The quiet one plans my destruction.

Evening, gentle, er, fellows...

How goes your night? I'm just laying back with a glass of champagne, being super classy and beautiful.

>>24274777
Nope. Tsunami already hit Hawaii but it really didn't do anything. If it was just about 1 foot higher the waves would've ruined the place I'm at but they were pretty lucky.

Plus I'm on Maui which is protected by a few other islands.

>>24274786
Spike has thumbs.

>>24274675
Haha-Ass, horses, damn.

I don't really understand the sound effect.

But hell, I laughed when I opened this up.

Thanks

>>24274751
You don't have any genitalia. Put down the dolls. You are just wasting time.

>>24274775
gabe and tycho are mature enough to like stuff that people hate. they used to hate macs and pokemon themselves but now are fans.

>>24274775

Hmm, good point. Who knows? If it IS a reference, that'd be pretty damn cool.

>>24274801

Nice. At least it didn't ruin your vacation!

>>24274772

What, you want v-neck or somethin', boy?

I was thinking about making some but there are only 6 colors. Sorry brony.

>>24274776
He said he was going to, and I even offered to throw it up the shirtbrony store, but he declined. Then, nothing.

>>24274794

Christ, here we go.

>>24274794

hello. i love you. won't you tell me your name?

>>24274802
He is a familer to the wizard. A pony wizard has enslaved a dragon. There is powerful dark magic here.

>>24274729
>sigh <3
People mistaking opinions for trolling is a mighty strange fetish.

>>24274786
Flee to the forest you fool.
The ponies will not pursue you there.

>>24274801
Good thing there aren't any nuclear power plants in Hawaii.

>>24274776
I'm not dead yet.
Assuming I didn't FUBAR this, have a link.
http://shirtsbyshift.spreadshirt.com/

And let me know if something's terribly wrong.

>>24274817
Honestly, Spike.

Do you think you'll be the guy to make the queen of angels sigh?

>>24274813
how about polo shirts

>>24274805
>>24274786
Quit your bitching.
Also, you are just jelly

>>24274839
>bookmarked that page SO HARD

I'mma buy one next paycheck.

>>24274813
thats what I figured
v-necks always end up being like $6-7 more expensive or not having color choices on sites like that

>>24274675
>>24274713
THIS
Super D'aww

>>24274854
Jesus christ! you sick fuck

I want more Applejack focus.

Cant wait for Over a barrel

>>24274691

I didn't hear any no's so I'm gonna keep it going.

Q and A Lightning Round: I post a question, you give me an answer WITHOUT explaining why (unless I say it calls for a little bit of detail).

What moment fucking sold you on this show? Mine was Fluttershy trying to talk to Twilight Sparkle when they first met.

>>24274819
Gilda has thumbs.

The Diamond Dogs have them too.

Oh god what if they teamed up to conquer Equestria with their mighty opposable digits?

>>24274827
The forest is unregulated. This world is afloat above a dream of chaos. I believe that their god queen's will sustains reality. I don't know if the forest ends. I need a dimensional gate.

>>24274604

Son of a BITCH, I want a Derpy one so bad. I can't wait until this new job starts so I can get fuckin' paid...

Also, it's Derpy time!

>>24274805
Have a good look!

>>24274817

Oh, Spike. You're such a kidder! You know my name is Rarity.

Is everypony making sure their coats and manes are in tip-top condition?

>>24274877

Hearing Rainbow Dash's voice crack.

>1:30

oh boy it's gonna be one of those nights, goddamn you ponies.

>>24274877
the ponies had me at hello

>>24274896

>>24274881

you should become a friendship golem

Think of how powerful you'd be... i Equestria it'd practically make you a neutron golem

>>24274850

Sweet Jesus, someone on 4chan other than me likes polo shirts.

That was my first idea when making shirts, but Spreadshirt wouldn't do for my idea. I'm trying to find colored polo shirts for each of the ponies that are unembroidered, then have the cutie mark for each embroidered where the normal logo goes. I mean, I could make normal black or white ones on Spreadshirt, but it just seems lackluster to me.

Next time I run into town, I'm going to talk to the owner of the local fabric, design, and embroidery shop and see how much it would cost to have polos embroidered with cutie marks. She's a friend of the family, so I might be able to cut a deal.

>>24274878
They don't have thumbs. They posses claws. The griffons rend the sky as the diamond dogs bleed the earth of it's secrets.

>>24274877

The introduction of Rainbow Dash, of course.

>Be a straight girl
>Have a huge crush on Rarity
>Apparently not as straight or as nonfurry as I thought
>Fuck

>>24274896
>3:30

It's always one of those nights, my friend

>>24274891

Bridle Gossip. That's all I gotta say.

>>24274877

Rainbow Dash

Specifically.. this moment

>>24274846

i'll certainly try.

after all, she's a... Twentieth-Century Fox.

i mean, she's a... Twentieth-Century Fox.

>What moment fucking sold you on this show?
Oh dear. Probably... Probably when I first saw Winter Wrap Up. It was one of the episodes I stumbled into, just watching eps, iirc, and it was great.

That was before I heard Fluttershy sing Pinkie Pie's song in Bridle Gossip though. Dear God, that was brilliant.

>>24274896
It's 4:30 in the morning where I am. Writing papers, browsing pony threads, and listening to Animal Collective. Isn't sleeping in until 3 PM because of daylight savings the best?

FOR REVEREND GREEEEEENA FOR REVEREND GREEEEEENA FOR REVEREND GREEEEEENA FOR REVEREND GREEEEEENA FOR REVEREND GREEEEEENA FOR REVEREND GREEEEEENA FOR REVEREND GREEEEEENA FOR REVEREND GREEEEEENA FOR REVEREND GREEEEEENA FOR REVEREND GREEEEEENA FOR REVEREND GREEEEEENA FOR REVEREND GREEEEEENA

>>24274881
Punch trees, make sticks, create portal, DO NOT QUESTION ME I WAS TRAINED BY AN EXPERT!.

OK, I TRAINED MYSELF.

>>24274911
I can't make friends. I have no soul. Friendship golem would be made of pure thought. A god among golems. I made of celestial green stone and steel. I fear the ponies.

>>24274921

It's okay. If I were a girl, I'd go gay for Rainbow Dash.

>>24274925

Fuck, I meant to quote >>24274877

Or did I?

>>24274921
NO! we can't lose another one
>>24274923
>4:30
post ponies erryday

>>24274913

This is gonna be awesome.

>>24274877

The shockingly good storybook opening of the first episode, it kept me watching anyway. The rest of the first episode's good voice acting and animation gradually and reluctantly sold me on it completely.

>>24274936
There is no obsidian to escape into the nether.

>>24274877
Right about here.

>>24274875
seriously, what is up with the lack of applejack?

its like, oh you had an applejack episode 15 episodes ago? well we dont need anymore ROFLMAO

we need more AJ -_-

>>24274839
I love you

So pinibooru (pony beauro?) is making rules now. No nsfw. What about all the stuff they already have? Will it be trimmed? Some would say that all shipping is nsfw.

So. How well of a fuck do you think Lauren Faust is?

>>24274877
Someone linked me to Winter Wrap Up on /v/ back in November...

That fucker.

>>24274934
Posting ponies, debating whether or not I wanna watch 24, and listening to Between the Buried and Me.

God I love spring break.

Late night ponies?
4:30 in the morn here.
I have to get up in 3 hours for work, and instead of sleeping I'm listening to Diablo Swing Orchestra, posting in a poni thread, and apparently designing shirts.

Insomnia's a bitch.

>>24274952
Kill everything?

>>24274877 first episode when the song went from my litlle pony to ahhhhaahhahhh I knew this show was different

>>24274913
sweet. i would buy several polos.
i used to be a regular on /fa/. there's lots of us that don't think a graphic tee is the height of dressing up

>>24274953

Liar.

Nobody liked Pinkie Pie in the first episode. Everyone was POSITIVE she was going to be the character that annoyed the crap out of them

>>24274968

Insomnia implies you don't want to stay up late.

>>24274896

>1:34 AM
>have 5-hour job orientation at 3 PM
>post ponies

SEEMS PERFECT

>>24274921
I know, right?

>>24274968
>Diablo Swing Orchestra

I love you.

>>24274971
The ponies don't die. It is a universe without death. Even the animals that are consumed come out whole. Destruction of the ponies is impossible. Their anatomy is too similar to marshmellow peeps.

>>24274877

The piece of animation that really caught my eye, and is still one of my favorites, was when Dash bounced up and down on that cloud to wash Twilight off. It was just a really simple maybe 4 frame thing, and it was just an instant, but I thought that was incredibly cute and well drawn and perfectly animated.

And I've been madly in love with Dash ever since.

Anyone have a gif?

>>24274921
It's okay to crush on poni

>>24274980
Trust me.
I don't.
It tends to make my work sort of difficult.

>>24274877
Twilight Sparkle's VA. Her voice does things to me.

>>24274839

I don't know if this is too much to ask but is there any way you could put one up with the design on the front? If not I'm still gonna buy it, just wondering.

>>24274994

But marshmallow peeps die in microwaves.

>>24274995

all I have

>>24274967
Listened to Colors the other day. Not a fan of metal AT ALL, but I'm impressed. I thank the new laptop for having a better soundcard than my previous piece of shit computer. Everything sounds so much more spacious and cleaner. I'm scared to imagine how much better shit can sound with actual audiophile equipment.

>>24275014
Easy enough.
You want AA or Heavyweight?

Ok now i'm off to sleep.
See you guys tomorrow

>>24274921

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>24274999

Aww. Well, know that your insomnia has made me happy, because it's caused the creation of a shirt that I will look forward to wearing.

>>24274960

I'd hit it.

>>24274877
>>24274951
This as well

>>24274877
>>24274961

i saw the fucking "baked bads" recipe on /ck/

i didnt even know what ponies were but i knew that they were awesome.

>>24274904

Ah, this is a good one. First time you told Mr.Sandman to piss off because it's Pony Time. Elaborate if you wish because I am.

For me it was actually in Dec, 2 months before I was even a fan. I was already up late and someone was trying to sell me on it. I only half-watched like 3 mins then watched Captain Planet instead mostly just to spite the person trying to make me watch (not because I was ignoring it because it was MLP, just to kinda troll the guy).

Kind of cheating, but I remember it clearly so I'm going with that.

>>24275022
Another BTBAM fan? You, me and Jesus should hang out.

>>24274995

You have now slapped your waifu's butt

How do they respond?

>>24275016
They reconstitute themselves. The purple one lights herself on fire when the situation is applicable. There is no element of death. Get me out of here.

>>24275031
Dohoho.

No, but that happens to everyone at some point. Pretty sure.

>>24275027
Cya.

>>24275019

Hooray! It's even faster in the actual show, plus there are cute sound effects. I really like snappy animation like that.

>>24275016
And Celestia is the god of the Sun.
Kills Peeps dead.
No wonder they villified the night mare.

>>24274995
here you go

>>24275027
fuck off

>>24274973

I've never really hung out in /fa/, but there's one thing I know for sure, a graphic tee is most definitely not dressing up. That's why I tried to keep the shirts I designed as subtle and clean as possible. I'm guessing you'd be a good person to ask, do you know where I could get some colored polo shirts with no logo that isn't AA?

Also, the amount of bronies that enjoy BTBAM makes my heart melt. Desert of Song off The Great Misdirect is amazing. I fucking love you guys.

>>24274995

:D

>>24275031

That is quite a suggestive gif

>>24275076
goddammit sorry i posted the wrong one, this is the one you want

>>24275040
>>24274960

>>24275051
tell them to keep rarity because shes an annoying OCD mule.

>>24275051

my waifu is Humanized Rarity.

she gets indignant, because a LADY is not treated in such a manner... not publicly, anyway.

and she insists that i later kiss it and make it feel better.

>>24275049
Too early to say I'm a fan. I need to back track to some of their other albums I blew off when I was doing the /mu/core list. I'll get The Great Misdirect later, along with some Mastodon and Boris.

I got over 350 GB of more space to work with. I AIN'T DELETIN' SHIT.

>>24275048

'twas the night I discovered ponies. Stayed up until about 5 watching all the episodes.

I'd say it was worth being tired as hell the next day.

>>24275012
the va does timmy turner too. It was an episode or 2 in but I heard the inflections that timmy does a lot, so I had to check.

>>24275089

Mu-mule?

>>24275075
>>24275022
So that's Jesus, Tripfag McGee, and Carl Sagan that love BTBAM. I can die happy now.

>>24275100
...
Please tell me that /mu/core list had Cake on it.

WHY DO I DO THIS

>>24275024
Disregard, put one of each up.

>>24275037
Glad you like.

>>24274877
The, uh, pony mythology (ponylogy?) opening part probably.

Well this series sure looks girly, I wonder what the fuss is all abo-

HOLY SHIT PONIES UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER

HOLY SHIT I'M THE NIGHTMARE MOON OF THE FUCKING NORTH STAR JESUS CHRIST

FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST PRINCESS EVER
<Celestia quote goes here>

I can't draw at _all_ so here's a text version instead.

>>24275051
She squeaks

>>24275100
If you want Mediafire links, I'll send them your way. I've got nothing better to do.

>>24275124

I don't know Jeff, maybe you just love ponies?

>>24274951
i loved the adventure of the first 2 episodes. i wish there were more in that vein. people would like the CMC if they were out kicking ass.

>>24275115
MULE! AN UGLY, SMELLY MULE!

GO AHEAD AND WHINE! MULE!

>>24275124

>616 MB

That's smalltime Jeff

Call me back when you're sitting on 1.41 GB or more...as I am

>>24275124
Nice Jeff.

>>24275146

WAAAAAAAH

WHERE ARE MY WHITE KNIGHTS?

>>24275142
>>24275152
It's pronounced Je-fuh-fuh.

>>24275115

yes. whine for me.

yeeeeeeeeeeees.

>>24275146

That's not very friendly.

>>24275051
She'll either laugh it off or kill me with a single kick.

>>24275119
Nope, but I have never seen a bad word said about them the dozen or so times I seen them come up on /mu/.

There's so much more crap that should be there that isn't, and all of the revisions are shit. The hip-hop portion was a joke.

>>24275145
>>24274951
I KNEW IT.
I wasn't the only one who liked the first episodes.

>>24275164

Dammit Scootaloo what is it with you and containers on your head?

>>24275174

DUN haaaaaaam.

DOT com.

>>24275078

>>24275172
Don't worry rarity, we would love you even if you were a mule
>That's one whiny mule...

>>24275174

Is that a dun-ham reference?

Booooooooooooooo. . .

>>24274932
Back before I started watching, everyone who was trying to get me watch was posting links to that song ...and I never listened to it. I have now.....and I still don't like. It's NOT a bad song, it just didn't have the impact on me I was expecting.
>>24274941
Dat Evil Enchantress song? Me too, man. Eurobeat FOR THE FUCKING WINRAR.
>>24275044

Haha, yeah. You SO wanna cook them, but you know if you eat 'em you're probably gonna vomit.

Next question in a second. (FUCK, do I type slow....)

Might of forgot a layer of the image but this about what the color looks like for Anon so far

>>24275195
SILENCE.

I keel you.

>>24275196

oh lawd, come at me ponies

>>24275172
Oh fuck!

a huge, johnny-bravoesc, fire-breathing spike is going to come fuck my shit up, isnt he?

>>24275181 kill me with a single kick
Just kill you? You'd be lucky if they even found all the pieces of your gibbed head and upper torso. An open casket funeral, obviously, would be out of the question.

>>24275076

Everything about that animation is awesome, from Dash's flappy wings and floppy mane and tail to her leg positions to the bouncy cloud.

>>24275175
Shepard! Do you, infant enjoy a children's show?!

>>24275225

>>24275186
Oh dear. Cake deserves a spot on any music list.

>>24275211
>>24275195
>>24275174
Just.....Just stop.
Worst comedian ever, Daniel Tosh is funnier than that asshole.

>>24275141
I can google them myself or just get them off of what.cd. Not downloading anything currently and I'll be heading out of here in 40 or so minutes to eat breakfast and take screencaps for prime reactionpic material. I always find like a dozen good pics even out of episodes that seem to have been mined thoroughly.

>>24275234

yep.

>>24275172

Fear not, beautiful maiden. For it is I, Sir Spike of Canterlot and my noble steed Twilight to the rescue.

>>24275207
We probably liked the song more because it was leaked two weeks before the ep and we got super hyped for the ep through the song

>>24275233

Good times.

>>24275193

She's just trying to be like her role model.

>>24275246
Where you molested by elmo and now you hate puppets is that it?

>>24275246
Enjoy your comedian who has a staff write all his "edgy" jokes.

>>24275051
She tells me she read a book on this once and wants to explore the possibility of this being enjoyable.

>>24275234

>>24275251

I'm not sure which, but that's gotta give some alignment points.

Can we just talk about how Great and Powerful Trixie is for a bit? That image of her crying is killing me inside.

>>24275271

I think he was saying that Daniel Tosh is a terrible comedian, and that Jeff Dunham is worse.

>>24275075
i don't know unfortunately but /fa/ would be a good place to ask. possibly /cgl/ too.
i really can't recommend /fa/ as a board to hang out in. they're as harsh as /ic/.

>>24275277

*click*

>>24275269
Must resist... urge to quote Homestuck!

>>24275277

CLICKED SO HARD

>>24275253

Oh thankyou my lord!

In return for your noble efforts... a kiss!

>All these containment vessels.
AND YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU FUCKS.

>>24275300
do it, lord English commands you!

So /co/ if someone were to make a VN of the mane cast, would you read/play it?

>>24275293
How about I just assume you both don't know what the FUCK you're talking about and go back to posting ponies?

Yeah, I'll do that.

>>24275207
Next question
*sighs* Looks like I will be asking this....

Who's your.....waifu? >_>

As you can tell, I'm not really into all that but I'm tolerant enough to wanna hear anyone's opinion on it.

Although, to not cop out completely, if I had to choose it'd Fluttershy because she reminds me of myself.

inb4 that's everyone's waifu, etc.

>>24275316

In a heartbeat.

Pony shirts: no thanks
MLP folder sizes: 571 images
Where you live: Midwest
Rarity fans: not really
Luna/Celestia: Meh
Misc. vidya ponies: what?
Winter Wrap-Up: terrible

>>24275269
I though so, but then i found out Elmo isnt black...
>>24275271
Which is better than a guy who relies on puppets, profiling and personality disorders to be funny.

>>24275306

*swoops in*

Oh, Rarity! A kiss for lil' ol' me? Don't mind if I do! Pucker up!

>>24275291
With the flowers? ;_;

I was playing a game today
I noticed Cynder and Nightmare Moon are a lot alike.[/spoiler

>>24275316

Non-sexual? Yep.

Sexual? Nope.

Sexual with humanized ponies? That's a big no comment.

>>24275269

Ok, I chuckled at the special the first time, sure, but everything after that was just the same old crap. And that show of his was just trash. When it wasn't being lame and unfunny, it was being racist lame and unfunny.

But I digress, how 'bout them ponies?

>>24275291
She is a stupid whore and nobody likes her

>>24275309
Fuck off, Homesuck.

>>24275331
That's my point... TOSH ISN'T FUNNY. His writers are.

>>24275291

I know that feel bro. It gave me a severe case of the sads too.

>>24275051

Can't decide, so I'm just doing both scenarios

Applejack: She either gets randy, or she kicks the fuck out of me and I wind up in traction for a month. Totally worth it, though.

Fluttershy: She immediately starts whimpering and asking why I did it, then I start consoling her and apologizing profusely and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me

I think I just creeped myself out by typing this....

Dammnit, I don't have anything ready for the friendoff and I'm going out of town tomorrow. Fuck fuck fuck!

>>24274557
I totally call dibs on that image, though. I might write up something quick tonight and post it.

>>24275291
Trixie was in fact quite good at magic. She did mostly cheap stunts with them, but her almost all spells were practical. Rope control, color changing, minor weather control.

>>24275331
>Winter Wrap-Up: terrible

You will not die quickly, unbeliever.

>>24275316
There are 4 in the works. Two pony and Two Human(made by a worker on the show no less) and I want to play them all.

>>24275346

Dammit, man, why'd you have to post it...

>>24275340
>the show sucked
yes, yes it did
but i find him funny
BUT! back to ponies

>>24275342

Dems fightin' words!

>>24275345
Then we are in agreement, neither of them are funny, now tiem for moar ponies.

>>24275291

>>24275234

I wonder what the MLP themesong would sound like if it was sung by Garrus

ahhhaaahhaaaahhaaah

>>24275360
it wasn't good.

Also, Jesus... I really have 571 images?

>>24275351

Controlling a rainbow is pretty boss. Rainbows doesn't even actually exist!

>someone doesn't have the same opinion has me and the rest of the fandom he's a fucking demtrollz

>>24275316

>>24275324

I'm gonna pretend waifu just means "personal favorite in a completely non-creepy way" and say Pinkie Pie.

I can't help it, I was raised on Animaniacs and Freakazoid. I kinda HAVE to love her antics.

>>24275246
Tosh.0 is awful.
I do enjoy his comedy specials though.

>>24275269
>>24275271

Dunham had some genuinely good material, but the fact he's remembered by Achmed and Peanut, the former being a character based on the "terrorist muslim" stereotype, and the latter being well, Peanut with his hyper, annoying, personality, is not a good thing. And his show bombed, which doesn't give people good memories about Jeff Dunham, kind of like how Brett Farve was an amazing QB and he smeared his image by not retiring and sending those pictures of his dick to cheerleaders or whatever.

>>24275385
It wouldn't.
He's too busy with calibrations to sing.
Well, calibrations and FemShep.

This is now a Trixie thread

>>24275330
>Where you live: Midwest

>>24275291
Trixie didn't get chased out of Ponyville. She threw a magic poof and ran off (which was soo funny and cute) while everyone just stood there. Trixie could have just apologized but nooo
She will always be welcome back in Ponyville, though.

Also dat voice

>>24275324
Uh. Rarity, I guess. She is my favorite pony. Generally not annoying, has minor ocd, generous (to a fault, almost).

>>24275385

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: 17m looking for horny female

You: oh joyous day you found one perhaps

Stranger: perhaps....got any pics?

You: that is to say, i am a pony with a horn on my head. do you think friendship is magic? i sure do.

You: here let me get my pic for you

Stranger: lol

Stranger: where

You: one sec

You: http://tinyurl.com/checkoutmysexyself

You: i am the white one on the right

You: would you like to get an ice cream and prance around the park?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trixie, coming right up.

>>24275387
titanium what the fuck

Consider the following set:
{Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Spike, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Big Mac, Derpy, Luna, Celestia, Zecora, Trixie, Snips, Snails}

This set contains what is arguably the first and second tier characters.

Among these characters, there are exactly (18*17)/2 = 153 possible ships.

GET TO WORK PEOPLE!!!

>>24275245
If it were up to me, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Brian Eno, and Number Girl would be on the list.

>>24275407

The hell it is.

Viva la Derp

>>24275428
Yes? Problem officer?

Apple Bloom x Zecora

I love rarity. Her voice makes me ejaculate incense and peppermints

>>24275429
Requesting Celestia x Snips

>>24275413
>>24275330
Uh. Michiganfag here. LP.

>>24275421
>horny female

Ha. I laughed.

>>24274877
Twilight Sparkles initial reaction of not enjoying the company of ponies.
>>24275051
Umm Twilight would probably tell me the reasons why what I did was wrong in her book. Or just straight up throw me away with magic.

>>24275400
I think waifu means, "who you would hug everyday"

>>24275439

Oh, son of a bitch, I completely forgot I was making this a Derpy thread about halfway into this thread. Thanks for reminding me!

Bah, we're already on waifu talk now, so I'll give a different question: Favorite cutie mark?

Rainbow Dash's

>>24275324

No waifu. I just like Rainbow Dash.

>>24275313
ok dickinson if you can shut your perfumey trap for a half second
this is serious
i am just saying
if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like
kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever
im gonna fly off the handle
im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit

>>24275433
>Yellow magic orchestra
is that a play on electric lights orchestra?

>>24275444
i think perhaps your bad taste has clouded your vision sir

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPLsQJJUTmE

>>24275332

Oh, Rainbow Dash, that kiss was meant for Spike! But you are such a good kisser, daaaaaa-ling. Who knew that a filly so, er, rough, could have such tender lips? Oh! When did you become so proficient at pleasing a lady?

We simply must do this again sometime, my dear.

Wait, I was thinking of the fall leaves ep... but the winter clean up was so-so.

Applejack x Zecora

>>24275346
>dat file name

fuck dude...

All this talk of Mass Effect reminds me: me and a fellow anon decided Celestia uses some kind of biotic shield of friendship to keep the enemies of Equestria at bay.

And then I realized Celestia with biotics is fucking scary.

>>24275330

>Pony shirts: no thanks
>Rarity fans: not really
>Luna/Celestia: Meh
>Winter Wrap-Up: terrible

I feel like making new shirts, do you want a NO FUN ALLOWED one while I'm at it?

I jest, but you certainly seem to fall pretty far out of the majority of bronies. That's okay though, you're you.

>>24275449
Her vag would swallow that little fucker whole and he would never be seen again.

So I second that request.

>>24275124

You are smalltime.

Shes a really cute pony, probably my favorite color scheme so far too with her robe and wizard hat.

I'd tap that

>>24275051
Rarity: Oh, come now, darling I know you can do it harder than that!

>>24275051
Pinkie would strip me naked and spank me back. I'd have no idea how. Pink isn't my waifu, she's just the one I'd prefer to slap.
Twilight would just glare at me.
I wonder if I'd end up in the stocks next to Luna.

>>24275351

>Trixie was in fact quite good at magic. She did mostly cheap stunts with them, but her almost all spells were practical.

Agreed. Trixie is a lot more powerful than people give her credit for. She wasn't able to subdue the Ursa Minor where-as Twilight was (sort of), but to be fair, Twilight is the student of a Goddess. Twilight doesn't do too well against monsters either when she is caught off guard. She was killed by one of them, more or less.

Still my favorite one.

>>24275477
cute. see >>24275479 though

>>24275464
Hm... I'm leaning toward... Lyra's.

>>24275474
Hehe

>>24275485

>6.5gigs of ponies

Holy fuck I really don't know what to say to that

>>24275476
Can't tell if serious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Magic_Orchestra

CS: Legion... we need to talk

Legion: This platform is at your service Shepherd Commander

CS: It's about how you've been spending your free time. I've been looking over the vidlogs.. and I've noticed a strange trend regarding your viewing habits

Legion: Strange? What is strange about them Shepherd Commander? We simply seek to better acquaint ourselves with the society and culture of your species

CS: Yeah but.. all you've been doing is watching re-runs of some old show called 'My little pony'

Legion: .... it serves our needs

CS: Needs? What kinds of needs?

Legion: *pause and flashes red* no data available

>>24275511
harumph i stand by my statement

>>24275479

>Winter Wrap-Up
>so-so

I don't even...

>>24275477

>>All of my love.

>>24275519
I'm sure that includes episodes.

Mine's almost 12GB because I have a lot of high-res ones.

What is she doing, sudoku or something?

>>24275051
>her face when I did so
>possibly followed by kicking

I wouldn't necessarily call her a 'waifu', but she is my favorite out of the mane six.

>>24275482
Cheers. I saw the shirts with the cutie marks and a few of them were okay, but not super great. I appear to be one of the few bronies that is not LunaxCelestia... ::shrug::

Give me some RD x PP or RD x FS and we good. Or Twilight x AJ.

>>24275490
I thought you were going to be SLLLAAaaaAAPPPiiINNNNGG MMMMyyyyyyYYYY AAAaAAaaSSSSS

>>24275539

I suppose that would explain it.

Goddamn, her kid is adorable.

Who's the dad?

>>24275523
You learn something everyday

(I'll give it another minute for the next question.)

>>24275452

>Michiganfag
>Also lives in Michigan

NO FUCKING WAY

>>24275571

dont ask

Alt version with derp eyes.

>>24275524
>no data available

Silly Legion.

>>24275577
Yep. Cool beans.

>>24275534
Maybe I need to re-watch...
Suited for Success and Sonic Rainboom are my favorites so far

Celestia x Zecora

I keep episodes and pictures separate.

Also, I was way to lazy to take a second screenshot. Deal w/ it.

>>24275481
>>24275542
Maybe they're Minecraft recipes? Or Megaman passwords?

>>24275594
is it just my imagination, or would Legion do very well in ponyville?

She reads your mail to you. I'd wake up early enough in the day just to hear her do that.

>>24275600
That picture is at critical mass of cute.

>>24275605
And I'm not going to correct my first "to".

>Luna/Celestia

Are we talking about the pairing or just the characters?

>>24275605
>93.5 MB
>829 files

Umm... wut?

Whatever book you're reading at the moment, Twilight is now your narrator.

How does this make you feel?

Did hear someone say SPIN-OFF?

>>24275553

Oh, was the Luna/Celestia part supposed to be shipping them? I thought it was just generally liking them in some form. If so, disregard that part, I was wondering how someone couldn't like Luna in general.

And hey, your opinion on my shirts are no biggie. I wanted to stick with subtlety unless something was requested. Look at >>24274839 , I think the design is super-great, but not that subtle. It's not my thing to make.

captcha: ytake Gorbachev
PRINCESS CELESTIA, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL

So are there any drawfriends in here? I'd like to know what's a good inexpensive pad to buy

>>24275600

I. . . I'm not sure how to feel about this. . .

>>24275634
Most of them are reationpics.

>>24275627
Either one. Last thread started with Celestia and digressed into Luna.

>>24275599
I'll just say I'm in a neighboring state. And it sucks.

image Limit Reached

>>24275643

Eisenhorn trilogy?

The grimdarkness of the future never sounded so bearable

>>24275519
>>24275539

No, that folder is nothing but a full dump of the images from the archive. There's lots of non-pony stuff in there that hasn't been cleaned out yet, but all the duplicates have been taken out. So -- yeah -- we've posted more than 30,000 distinct images since the archive started recording such things.

>>24275600

You really should, I sort of just play the Winter Wrap-Up on repeat

its fucking awesome

>>24275661
Yeah, but... you have more pics than me, and I have a bigger file size. Are they all small pictures?

>>24275571
Some unicorn.
I bet it's Pokey.

>>24275643
American Assassin.

Oh this is going to be hilariously awkward.

>>24275643
Twilight narrating
Andromeda Strain?

I am ok as fuck with that.
As long as she reads Sphere next.

>>24275664
Yeah... Pretty much the whole midwest. : \

>>24275643

Currently reading Pygmy by Chuck Palahniuk.

This is gonna be awesome. =o

>>24275680
Back when I had a shitty Macbook, I would constantly convert pngs to jpgs to save on space on the off chance that I filled up all of the free space while seeding torrents or whatever.

>>24275650
I read it as the ship... my bad. I like Luna well enough. Celestia is a bit... she's Gaia from Captain Planet...

ooo I like that link for the shirts. Not bad. >>24274604 as for these, I might go with Luna or Derpy... the others just don't suit me.

>>24275651

A Bamboo Pen is a pretty good investment for the price if you are new to tablets. Use it as training wheels, then upgrade later to something more powerful like the intuos4 line.

>>24275643

"How We Decide" by Jonah Lehrer.

...I'm okay with this.

>>24275643
altered carbon

twilight + virtual torture, double sleeving, tetrameth, AIs, real death.

awesome!

>>24275698
There are certain state(s) that suck more than the rest... take a guess.

>>24275643
Mosby's Pharmacology Memory Note Cards.

But some of the illustrations have males.

New thread where?

>>24275643
Twilight is reading me Abarat and I feel funny

>>24275724
I'd like to second this. The Pen is a pretty easy to use tablet.

>>24275754

New thread here

>>24275775
>>24275775
>>24275775
>>24275775
>>24275775
>>24275775
>>24275775
>>24275775
>>24275775

OP here. Due to shit posting (bite me, I'm tired) I need to explain what certain topics are actually about.

Luna/Celestia: You can discuss Luna, Celestia, the two of them together, whatever. Shipping is fine too if you want that.

Winter Wrap-Up: Some link some guy posted from Facebook about some kind of event, and it was called Winter Wrap-Up. That's all it meant. Although I do like the song.

Not that this stuff needed much clarification; it was just bothering me. Requesting the "I am not a smart pony" pic of Derpy because I've needed that a few times today, including now.

>>24275745
...
.......
Ohio?

No, wait... Wisconsin?

>>24275698

Yep....

Damn, image limit already? I'll post the next question in the next general.

>>24275643
Alastair Reynolds's hard sci-fi novels as read by Twilight Sparkle. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

>>24275789
We going?

>>24275795
You got it. Not saying which one... they are both equally terrible now.

>>24275722

I love me some Luna, and I just the thought of Celestia being LOLMAGICHITLER, it amuses me.

And yeah, I think our shops will be able to coexist for people with different taste in shirts, mine will exist for more subtle, colorful things, he can handle the big, awesome designs. If you want one of his shirts though, be careful what you get, two of them have the design on the back, two of them have it on the front. If you want to get Luna or Derpy though, that's awesome, be aware there's two versions of each for both our shops though, AA and Heavyweight. Heavyeweight is cheaper, standard fit, and AA is a bit more expensive, a slimmer fit, and generally better quality shirts.

>>24275795
Hey, I like living in Ohio!

Might have to do with the fact I'm living in a rural area with the closest community being defined as a villiage, and that means everyone knows and is friends with everyone. It's like my own human Ponyville!

Wait, this means I live either on Sweet Apple Acres or on Fluttershy's property. Awesome.

>>24275848
Cool... I'll check the t-shirts out.

Also, Ohio blows... I love it, but it blows.

>>24275886
Couldn't resist.

>>24275651
everyone's going to tell you to buy a wacom.
but i bought a monoprice because they're a lot cheaper.

>>24275911
would have posted it if the image limit wasn't there... how'd you do that...?

>>24275956

Someone deleted the general image or something and made room.

>>24275956
Sometimes you just have to push the limit.

>>24274604
Is it legal to sell shirts like that. I mean those marks are probably copyrighted.

>>24276065

More than likely not. But odds are in my favor that nothing will happen for a few reasons.

1.) Target demographic

Fans like us of the current series are so far out of the target demographic that the chance there will ever be merch for adult males are slim to none

2.) Amount sold

I highly doubt I've ever going to sell enough to warrant a lawsuit, it'd just be a gigantic loss on Hasbro's end. At most, I'd expect a cease and desist, and that'd be the end.

3.) Past evidence shows Hasbro won't do anything

Shoe Brony has been selling shoes for months, and by now they would have been pulled off Zazzle

4.) What I'm doing with the commission money

Shoe Brony took his commission money and bought an absolute fuckload of MLP toys to give to the Salvation Army in December.
When I start making a substantial amount, like I've stated before, I'm donating it all to Hasbro Children's Hospital. It's only fitting the money goes to something they opened, after all.