Dear Princess Celestia

I have learned today that Rarity is the cause of several problems in Equestria, by finding these gems and hoarding them, she has created a monopoly with 90% of our worlds gems. She also took this only source of income from a bunch of dogs, leaving them to die. Rarity could attempt to overthrow you soon if she wishes, she has already nearly assassinated you when she could fly, it is with my best wishes that you be on the watch, and have her executed soon.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>24249944

So if the Ponies found 4chan, what boards would they visit?

>>24249967
none they will flee in terror

>>24249991
Rainbow Dash seems like she might like it here

>>24249944
>Implying Celestia didn't try too off Rarity by burning those wings off.

Twilight Sparkle: /lit/, /sci/

Pinkie: /b/, /soc/, /x/ (for laughs

Rarity: /fa/

>>24250007
SHE WOULD FUCKING LOVE IT.

image relevant

Fluttershy: /cm/, /y/, /adv/

RainbowDash: /c/, /s/, /fit/

Applejack: Would probablly take one look at 4chan, turn 360 degrees, and walk away

>>24249944
>she has already nearly assassinated you when she could fly
I thought it was Rainbow Dash who almost smacked her in the face with a high-velocity cloud...?

>>24249967
/d/ - Fluttershy

No one that innocent is THAT innocent. ask for a good night kiss and the next thing you'll remember if being gaged and bound to a post with your leg spread with a broom and ductape. Then the looming sound of latex on latex as Fluttyshy trots behind you in a skin tight body suit and sporting a 14 inch ribbed strap on.

>>24250079

>>24250079
Pinkie Pie, go to bed!

>>24250079

>>24250049

Probably the closest thing Applejack would get to 4chan is /an/, since they might talk about apples...

>>24250166
what about food and cooking

>>24250079

Pinkie Pie would get banned from most channels, /b/ would never be the same, first time a channel suffered from "war terrors".

Does anyone else find it immensely ammusing when Pinkie Pie says "choclate chips" in slow-mo? Also GIF if anyones got one.

I bet Twilight Sparkle's anal cavity would by squeaky clean and soft. She'd probably be really embarassed about showing it to anyone but would secretly enjoy any stimulation down there and that would make her even cuter. If I were to lick her anal cavity, I'd imagine that it would taste sweet (since she's a unicorn) and that she'd make this kind of face.

>>24250221
do you guys post this to troll

or do you actually desire to touch a pony butt

Load the wrong image. Pinkie status? Dealt with.

xpost | im gonna continue writing my appledash fic because im just really not feeling friendship stones right now, if anybody wants to watch me write that (i doubt it):

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1d5nGk2vKA8FcnN021HcOaOO-liA05PTswnR-Oz5yExM/edit?hl=en

i hope this doesnt make me mad, i know at least two people were really getting on my ass about making it

OP of last thread here. Are we all here, cuz if so I'ma just delete the old one.

>>24250221
>>24250079
>this is my fetish

>>24250244
Your question confuses me.

>>24250244
both

>>24250244
If you have to ask, you are already getting trolled.

>>24250275

Why? It's fine to just leave it rotting there.

>>24250287
>>24250283
I would like to remind you what you are having sex fantasies about

>>24250294
General marker purposes. And don't hate, that last thread was good.

>>24250221

No. Just no.

>>24250296
if it could talk and looked like th ones in MLP then yeah i'd fuck it.

Suddenly, Trixie

Well this thread got of to a disturbing start.

I'd like too nominate the new topic to be Derpy Hooves.

>>24250296
NO. THIS IS PONY. YOUR PONY PIC IS NOW A FALSEHOOD.

>>24250304

Wasn't hatin. Last thread was fine with me. But it still rots down on page 10+

>>24250323

YAY. Finally, someone else besides me wants to discuss Derpy!

that's enough out of all of you

this thread is now about cute

Do you guys think Rainbow Dash would smell like skittles?

I think her excrements are sweet in terms of taste and smell, so when you eat her out, its actually tasty and fun.

>>24250326

Please kindly delete that and, if you must, repost it with spoilers

I'm ambivalent to the whole panties thing, but I get pissed when people whine excessively about it.

That's all I'm going to say on the matter

The tags kind of screwed up the related videos but oh whell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4kQdKN0WV8

>>24250357
I love that gif so much.

>>24250362
i want to lick RD too.

>>24250362
>implying she's let a man touch her

>>24250362
No, just no. And besides, rainbow is way to spicy

>>24250362
like in that Vernes/Po balloons comic?

apparently she rubbed her vag all over the letter

>>24250323

Clop if you approve of this.

>>24250371

Who doesn't?

I think I'm going to buy one of my own shirts as a quality test Who am I fucking kidding, I just want a damn shirt., I just can't figure out which one I want to order. I'm thinking Twilight because purple is my best color, but Trixie and Applejack are also valid options.

Shirts are here if someone wants one:
http://shirtbrony.spreadshirt.com/

>>24250380
she's probably into dominating the opposite sex. imagine her forcing you down and laying her sweet tasting pussy on your face while commanding you to pleasure her.

>>24250388

Clop, c-clop, c-clop!

Dumping Derpy?

Dumping Dery.

Everyone should jump onto this ship!
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/april-is-mlp-picture-month.html

>>24250388

CAN'T HEAR YOU, TOO BUSY FLYING

Quick!!
Post your pony gifs!
There is no time for answers!

>>24250410
why boner?

every fucking night, fuck theres like a 2hour grace period before everything goes to shit

so do any of you guys play TF2?

>>24250410
>>24250410
she sounds like she would do that to rainbow dash is pretty bossy sometimes...

>>24250420

>>24250436

BUT EVERYONE LIKES ANSWERS

Future OP here. This thread is a little too slow for my tastes. I'll come back around when it's time for a new one.

Please, don't beg me to stay all at once or anything.

>>24250452
not since all the new updates.

>>24250442

At least the 2 or so regular trolls havent turned up yet

>>24250465

Why does everyone like bringing attention to the fact that they're OP?

We dont care

>>24250221
>>24250362
>>24250410
The pony bans expired recently didn't they?

>>24250462
The fate of humanity depends on it!

>>24250452

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about...

>>24250489
They told me no beastiality in pics and i complied.

>>24250467
I'm asking because there's a Pony Brigade server, and it's pretty fun, but at this hour of the night it's pretty bare.

If anyone wants to play, feel free to add me:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/scootadoodleloo

>>24250489

Hopefully that means Noel will be back soon

>>24250452

I used to play TF2, but lately I'm burnt out, probably from all the damn trading and buying and selling I did.

Speaking of TF2,
>Total War collection on sale for $65, includes Shogun 2
>"Oh cool, if it includes Shogun 2, the other games must be really cheap!"
>check bundle
>it'd be more expensive to buy all the games without Shogun 2 than with it
>don't want to buy Shogun 2 due to people accusing me of LOL BUYING GAMES FOR TF2 ITEMS again

In other news, RIFT is actually a lot of fun for an MMO addict such as myself. It's even more fun seeing as I made all of my characters humanized ponies and picked classes and professions based off them.

>>24250500
Fair enough. Still, lets keep it clean.

oh shit
.....
I'm running out of gifs.....
The generator is building up heat!

The ....
......no way.....

,......
.....

>>24250502
posting from an ipad or i would

>>24250523
im posting from an apple product too. we have so much in common. lets have buttsex.

>>24250490

WHAT'S A HUMANITY

>>24250560
that rarity is made out of butts

>>24250442
makes you wonder what timezone may cause it. is it morning in england? evening in australia? lunchtime somewhere in-between?

>>24250553
just cuz i'm using an Apple product doens't mean i'm gay
though if you want to i won't tell anyone :3

>>24250560

>from the asses of destruction comes new life

>>24250573

Brilliant deductions holmes

>>24250560
I bet Rarity would cling to you and squeal with pleasure while your thrust your dick into her. After sex, she would probably make small talk and try to compliment you so as to not bring down your feelings.

What do you think the other main ponies would do when you have sex with them?

>>24250558
....o late

.....
....
hu..a....NS..........able

....onies.....aki.....o.er

>>24250558
A miserable pile of secrets!

>>24250594

ugh...

>>24250594
rainbow dash is a lesbian.

COMPLETE
PONY
SATURATION

>>24250578
During afternoon and evening time in the US there is typically none of this trouble

hmm

>>24250614
THIS MUST BE THE AUSTRALIANS. IT'S THE FUCKING AFTERNOON OVER THERE.

>>24250594
Fluttershy would probably
wait! I would never have sex with Fluttershy!

>>24250594

we only look at the Humanizedes as sexual beings round these parts, friend.

>>24250623
they're probably too busy falling out of trees with koalas to bother with us

Sure is samefurfag itt

>>24250603

Oh fuck. Someone call Monster Masher.

That's the best I can come up with....

>>24250614
you're part of the trouble, newfoal tripfag op

>>24250560

Rarity, I...

Like your... behind...

>>24250624
Would you cuddle with Fluttershy?

>>24250594
...no. Just... no.
Keep that shit out of here.

>>24250594

>>24250623

I wonder how Fluttershy would take to Australia...

Do you think she could cuddle and love a Sydney funnel web?

>>24250643
I am not posting butts or talking about butts, that is all you

>>24250653
yes.
then rape her.

I liked everybody.

Too tired to write.

Maybe tomorrow.

>>24250653
Fluttershy is pretty frightening

>>24250653

.....................yes.

>>24250666
BE GONE DEVIL!

>>24250653

Of course. Platonically of course

>>24250668
>>24250668
>>24250668


Err, that's lied. Not liked. Although you're all still pretty rad.

>>24250653
hell yes!

>>24250668

>what Snarky says to himself every goddamn day

also, "too lazy" or "can't be assed".

I truly forgot how fun being here is

>>24250660
>implying i do
coz every single anonymous is a troll hater neighsayer. yeah, sure

>>24250653
I'd start out with cuddling. But after Fluttershy gets comfy, I'd start to hold her tight and kiss her neck. Then I'd slowly move my way down, but pause for a little while near her neck. After I get to her lower parts, I'd get more intense with my kisses until they turn into circle swirls of my tongue. I'd enjoy every second of it as I hear her quiet whimpering voice gasping for air and making soft moans.

>>24250714

that's my job you fucker

>>24250714

Please stop

>>24250714
wha-what?

>>24250714
best part of any MLP thread.

>>24250727
this means anon wants you to keep going.

>>24250703
yeah
that was me

>>24250612

PONIES ARE NOTHING TO ME!!!

>>24250724

I'm disappointed in you Snarky

>>24250714
DO ONE ABOUT LUNA AND TRIXIE FAGGOT

>>24250714
why boner?

>>24250747

i'm lazy. i'll get around to something eventually.

Yeah, this thread is a wash, too much ponyfuckery/trolling going on in here. I'm going to pick a pony shirt to order and then go play RIFT, because Flutterguy isn't going to beat the hell out of people that try and hurt his friends himself.

>>24250653
Anyone who says they wouldn't cuddle with Fluttershy is a damn liar.

What happened to the Derpy?

deleting the thread after the next few posts

this sinful thread needs to be banished from the face of the earth

>>24250767
Sold off for glue

>>24250767

She went to get her eyes fixed and there was an accident and now she's blind and can no longer be a mailmare.

Dinky is forced to take on grown up responsibilities and help her sad, dejected mother cope, all by herself