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03/12/11(Sat)15:50 No.24232653>>24232571 Someone wrote something like that before, I saved it.
MY DEAREST STUDENT: I HAVE A NEW MISSION FOR YOU. PLEASE TRAVEL VIA DIMENSIONAL GATE TO THE HUMAN WORLD AND INVESTIGATE THEIR CULTURE. REPORT BACK. - PRINCESS CELEST
Twilight: Sooooo....Josh, was it. So, you're a human? How's...how's that working out for you....uhhh.
Josh the Human: You find me repulsive to look at, don't you?
Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry, it's just that you look like someone shaved a chimp that was dying of gigantism.
Josh: Yeah, thanks. Did you have a question?
Twilight: What's this..."religion" you people keep going on about?
Josh: Oh, you know, different beliefs about who created the universe, who controls nature, that sort of thing.
Twilight: But Princess Celestia controls nature.
Josh: Oh, is that what you ponies believe?
Twilight: No, it's what we know. She controls nature. I work for her. I send her letters. One time I taught her how to play Parcheesi.
Josh: So your God lives among you? Huh.
Twilight: You mean yours DOESN'T? That's...so sad. Why wouldn't he?
Josh: Well, some of us believe he used to. One time he came down and lived among us and told us all to love each other.
Twilight: Oh? And what happened?
Josh: We nailed him to a board and watched him bleed to death.
Twilight:.............
Josh: But first we beat him up a little.
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DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA,
HUMANS ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING.
YOUR FAITHFUL STUDENT,
TWILIGHT SPARKLE.
PS: SERIOUSLY, I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO SPEND THE NEXT YEAR IN THE SHOWER |