Once again, for people who want to have a pony rip before mentos finishes his encode:

Find an ep on Youtube.

Type it into keepvid.

Get ponies.

The general holder is nearing 404. Someone should be on the ready to delete an image from the previous general, post it there, delete it and come back to this one.

You thought it was porn, you lose

I just realized that I lack pics with Rarity in them.
I demand more Rarity pics for my Rarity folder.

>>24213116
dat filename!

confound these ponies, they drive me to un-derpify derpy

>>24213116
>implying my fetish isn't ponies dressing up

>>24213065
>b thread on co.jpg

>>24213116
>mfw i will still fap to it

>no ones drawing the diamond dogs

You're going to bring the wrath of the gods upon us.

Hello, /co/! I was told you guys have clop fics?

>>24213206
the ep has been out for 2hrs also they are ugly

>>24213166

oh god how can this be

>>24213166
why would you do this thing

i came "this" close to fapping to complaining rarity. WHY penis?

Also pics

>>24213206

There is fanart already actually

I cant be bothered reposting it

>>24213116
Not to nitpick, but mirror no accurate

>>24213186
Oh wow. Nice.
Also, there was a preface to it, explaining his sudden desire to bone his sister as a result of his restlessness after a day minding the fruit stand.
Many thanks if you have that too.

I didn't like the new episode, it was so dirty and brown. I really didn't feel like a mlp episode, it was too un-colorful.

>>24213206
Someone did earlier

>>24213227
>>24213227
Hey MS

could you add "mommy" or "mom" to Dinky's speech?
for those who don't know who Dinky is.

>>24213222
In the past, characters this hideous having sex with cute females would have been /34/'d months before the episode was released, but this is a different time.

>>24213159
In case everyone hasn't seen it, that filename was inspired by this Youtube auto-transcription moment.

>>24213166
Im not the only one who likes Bubbles instead of Derpy?!

>>24213274

>>24213254

never mind

So, how was the interview with Tara Strong? I missed it.

I heard that it didn't went so well, what happened?

god damn it, why did I start watching this show

I can't stop

>>24213282
Its a dark time now...

>>24213264
Confound these fruit stands, they drive me to incest.

Kind of a thin excuse, really.

Someone who posted in >>24209184 has to delete an image so it can be archived. I'm pretty sure one person from the last thread is here.

>>24213325
Tara was like "meh. I'm a voice actor. I like being a voice actor. Twilight? Oh yeah.. HER..."

>>24213325
She punched out the interviewer when he asked her if she was winning.

>>24213186
>incest
Never thought I'd have a moment like this, but whyboner.jpg

>>24213254

Hey MS.. are you up for another request?

I promise it's cute

>>24213254
G-god! So cute!
Thank you so much. I wish I could give you a hug.

Once again, I knew that asking nicely and being patient would pay off.

>>24213325
tara does too many voices she doesnt care about the characters at all and for the longest time she didnt even know twilight was a unicorn

>>24213347
It's done.

>>24213282

Did we know what the dogs looked like before the episode aired?

Honestly, I was expecting them to be not-dogs at all.

>>24213346
Well, yes. I meant, he usually pulls a plow, works on the farm, and various other things. For that day, he was stuck just minding a fruitstand. All day.
So yeah, that, and sexy Applejack. That leads to a thin justification for what I wrote.

>>24213254
Love your stuff! Keep at it :)

>>24213206

deleted

>>24213356

In all fairness the dj was lame and didn't carry the conversation through it's full potential.

That's what happens when you have a 12 year old control an internet radio station.

>>24213346
It's a slightly better fruit vendor pastime than setting yourself on fire

>>24213254
>dat filename

>>24213254

>mfw no one notices the filename

So are there no high-quality rips of today's episode yet?

>>24213380
So it's true!

"Hey, hey, kids it's talking Krusty."
"Next"
"Here comes slideshow Mel."
"Sideshow Mel. Sideshow Mel."

>>24213443
Which one has the cancer?

>>24213166

I rather like this version more. Wall-eyed derpy is fucking dumb.

>>24213364
It's because I'm an excellent writer. Trust me on this.
It's happened to me before.

>>24213151
PRETTY PRETTY PINKIE PIE

DO WANT

well, as long as we're in this kind of mood
found this on DA

>>24213365

I was planning on inking some other stuff, but that can wait.

What's on your mind?

"THIIISSSS IS WHINING"
"THIS HARNESS IS TOO TIGHT!!! IT'S GOING TO CHAFF!! CAN'T YOU LOOSEN IT?!"
"OOOHHH IT HURTS AND IT'S SOOO NASTY!!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CLEAN IT FIRST?! THIS IS GONNA LEAVE A STAIN!!"
"AND THE WAGON'S GETTING HEAVY WHY DO I HAVE TO PULL IT!!!"

>>24213476
You are very good at what you do, I just ever thought that that would ever happen to me.

So, this happened to me the other day, reposting it.

>Live on my own
>Mother is out of the country, haven't seen her in a few months
>Get a letter from her
>Try to read it in her voice in my head
>It comes out sounding like Princess Celestia
>Try as I might, can only read it in Celestia's voice
>My face when apparently Celestia is now my mom

Again, I'm not sure what this says about me as a person.

>>24213468
oh boy

>>24213486
And yet, when she picks stuff up with her mouth, it will STILL be adorable.

>whynonbonerwhy.jpg

in all honesty i was never very fond of rarity. but this episode geve me new found respect for her at not being a complete and total BITCH at all times

>>24213489

Rarity and and a prettified AJ (who Rarity has presumably been lavishing her skills upon).

Rarity's horn is glowing as she uses her gem finding spell, and is leaning towards AJ saying 'You're my diamond in the rough'

Because AJ x Rarity is for the most part non-existant

>Rarity complains
>She gets set free
>In reality, the dogs would have pulled a knife or a gun on her, raped her to damage her mental stability THEN forced her to work.

>>24213312
I'm rather fond of Ditzy myself. The daydreamer persona needs to be played up a bit more. While 'tard Derpy is nice, I always thought of her as an Equestrian equivilant to Azumana Daioh's Osaka

>>24213489
Um, hey, MegaSweet. What tools do you use?
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

>>24213254
Where's mommy luna?

>>24213509
You wish your mother was a pony/princess and you want to have sex with her.

>>24213503
I have a gallery. You might like that too.
http://brotherprickle.deviantart.com/gallery/

>>24213455

Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/user/MyLittlePony1080p

>>24213549

>non-existent
>never read Swayback Mountain

>>24213380
>>24213360
>>24213356

Really? Pity. Shame she doesn't seem to love the character she's giving life to in MLP:FIM, but well, to each his/her own, I guess.

>>24213380
>she didnt even know twilight was a unicorn
Reminds of when Orsen Welles did a voice for the Transformers movie and didn't know who he played and talked huge shit about the project.

I knew it would turn out bad and I'm kind of glad I wasn't here to witness the trainwreck. I know it's extremely common for VA's to not give a shit about their roles, but it's also a punch to the gut that hits you hard, especially if you like the character and show.

>>24213517
Are you insinuating that it isn't? The lol so random humor surrounding Derpy is tiresome.

>>24213570
You wrote Twilight's Special Spell? I loved that story!

>>24213166
i think i should feel like bad person cuz i laughed at that.

>>24213579
>reading fanfiction

>>24213555
I like to think Rarity was prepared for that eventuality. You'll notice she didn't even need to use her magic.

>>24213555
>mfw years later women in hostage situations are beaten and raped because they thought whining would help.

>>24213618
Heh, thanks. Did you read the version with the sex scene added to it?

>>24213166
Much better
Derp eyes are just a party trick

>>24213612
Derpy not being Derpy is not Derpy

>>24213600
I just have to wonder how you can spend hours reading lines for a show that you're ostensibly in charge of, and STILL manage to not remember the most basic aspects of what you did.
Was she high? Like, constantly?

>>24213621
>Reading

Bitch, i have someone else read aloud and have them type for me. You are smalltime.

>>24213600
She didn't really talk shit about it, but it's just a job. And when you do THAT many voices, you don't really have time to learn about each and every one of the characters.

Although perhaps finding out about the fan reaction would get her more interested in Twilight as a character.

>>24213517
I take it that you are among the many who are not yet ready for the wrath that is non-walleyed Derpy

>>24213633
>mfw that happens

>>24213621
if you're watching this show and draw the line at fanfiction purely because it's fanfiction....
you're being rather inconsistent

doesn't mean you have to read the bad stuff, but..

>>24213555

>>24213624
shes not a wizard, she doesnt have crazy magic training like twilight
>are-yall-a-wizard.jpg

>>24213549

Okey doke!

>>24213563

I use Flash CS3. I've found it's so much more convenient to do the entire drawing process (sketching, inking, coloring) right in one place. But I've been wanting to try out SAI for the longest time. A majority of the other drawfriends here seem to be using it.

>>24213651
I don't think I did, where is that version?

>>24213600
Not really. They are pros. They read the lines that they are paid to read. And they generally do it well. It isn't right to expect them to love every character that they voice. After all most of us hate what we do for a living.

>>24213254
well, here's my version then

any drawfriends taking requests? i want to get this idea out before i forget it. Snips and Snails as Beavis and Butthead

>>24213669

That was horrifying.

>>24213567
What.

>>24213689

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lR3ERIc8HPC3vv1zyjawrnvE2GcpcQvicxtQqWq4aF4/edit?hl=en

Right here. And if you click the little blurb in the upper right hand corner, listing users...? You can chat with the others there. I swear.

>>24213687
But it has basically the same tools for drawing as Photoshop, right? Also, thanks for the tips.
You have some fucking awesome art.

>>24213264
I didn't notice the preface, I just followed the quotes upward, as you can tell. I'm sorry

>fishing rods
>in equestria

>>24213555
Slap her around a little? Sure. Put one of her sweaty socks in her mouth to give her a hint? Perhaps. All of the stuff you said? That is a little unnecessary.

>>24213683
She has basic TK, which would have been more than enough to handle herself if she'd been forced to get aggressive.

>>24213702
that idea is shit please never make a request again

>>24213669
not the picture I wanted. It seems to have evaporated in last weeks purge. It was a comic where Twilight fixed derpy's eyes and she immediately flew off screaming, proclaiming that the world was unclean. This is a really cute picture though...maybe I'll doodle a little derpy to remove teh hime cut from my brain...

>>24213753
you're shit, please never post again

>>24213753
>>24213702
Been done. Hang on I'll try to dig it out (my folder is a mess).

>>24213736
Oh, that's quite all right. The sex scene is genius enough, honestly. I think I have the justification somewhere anyway. I'll find it one of these days.

Thank you again.

may i join you, Brother Pickle?
i have this old gem, back when i wasn't afraid of trying adult materiel

>>24213762

This is dinky's Palette.

>>24213743
Shut up. What do you know about the business?
Nuthin
Not a thing

>>24213668
I was talking about Welles talking shit and not even knowing the character he was playing. It's not too uncommon for a VA to know nothing about their character. Plus, she's done voice roles for over a dozen projects in the last year. She's always doing something. She's been in the business since the 80s and that can leave ANYONE a bit jaded.

If the interview was set up in hopes of talking about her tole on FiM, the person who managed to get her to agree is a huge fucking idiot.

So the moral of the story is if you're a bitch and whine all the time, you get all the diamonds and male obidence you want? Fuck girls are starting early these days.

>>24213730

A lot of the tools are the same, but since it's vector-based rather than raster-based, there are pros and cons. Like blurring for instance. Dunno about CS4 or 5, but Flash CS3 doesn't have an actual blur tool. There's ways around that, but still.

And thanks, bro.

>>24213738
fluttershy doesnt need a fishing rod she just pretends to be friends with the fish to get close before murder

>>24213751
but shes not one to get her hands...er, hooves dirty if you catch my drift.

>>24213687
http://pyritiesai.4shared.com
...if you're interested

>>24213254
my version reporting in (again because dinky colors)
too lazy for coloring the grass
trying to un-derpify this one lol

>>24213827
Well, no, I'm just SAYING. She would if they tried to rape her. She knew they weren't going to, so she didn't have to resort to that.

Rarity assessed the situation accurately and found that there would be no threat of violence.

>mfw i finished this

back to dead space

To those who missed the interview Tara Strong did earlier today, you can find it on-demand here: http://918thefan.com/2011/kanas-korner-interview-with-tara-strong/
It's not pony-heavy, it's primarily about her as a VA, but it does touch on ponies.

>>24213753
Are you kidding? That is the BEST IDEA EVER. I second it.

>>24213824
One more question and I won't bother you anymore. What tablet do you use?

I want to be a drawfag as well.

>>24213802
If you want. All the cool tripfriends are doing clopfics. Even Pacce got in on it!

>>24213612
>The lol so random humor surrounding Derpy is tiresome.
This entire fandom is tiresome.

>>24213759

>>24213861
did you read it?

>>24213802
It took me a while to figure out what was going on

when I did I laughed

>>24213856
Any cheap one is fine to learn on. Better than buying an expensive one and hating it.

>>24213771
Well fuck I can't find it. Have a consolation prize.

>>24213738

I don't get it, why not?

>>24213701
whoops, used Dinky's indoor colors

>>24213910
I think I'll go with a Wacom bamboo, it's fairly cheap and said to be good.

>>24213912

>>24213823
Funny how people bitch about how educational shows have ham-fisted morals that are practically shoved down your throat in an obnoxious fashion, and when they aren't they bitch about how it's not direct enough.

>>24213856

Well I actually use a tablet laptop, which is tremendously more intuitive for me than the standard tablets. I love being able to draw directly on the screen.

I use a Wacom tablet at work though. Works just fine for whatever I need.

>>24213823
its the same moral as swarm of the century and dragonshy dressed up a different way

>>24213861
>>24213886
and then Sergeant Sprinkles and Brother Pickle kissed Am I doing it right?

>>24213871
Woah bro, i didn't mean that I hate the fandom, just that Derpy is a little bit retarded as a concept.

Seriously you guys, dont stop being awesome.

>>24213928
I have a bamboo pen, it serves me well. $70 is not a lot of money.

does this count as an adult fic?

>>24213933
>>24213950
Thanks, you guys are awesome.

>>24213940
And the same moral as pinkie keen. And pretty much every other episode. The moral being, "damn it Twilight stop acting like you're better than everyone else"

>>24213915

I'd say it's that these cute ponies appear to eat meat and fish.

>>24213947
well, have some ditzy doo then

>Spike hugging Rarity at the end of the episode
I dawwwwwww'd

>>24213946
well, only i get to be top

>>24213975

Sure thing, bro.

>>24213855

>my face when she mistook Twilight's voice with Bubbles'

I've a notion to post my own A-dult litrashur, but my luck the banhammer will come down exactly when I do.

>>24214013
....how do you top for kissing?
How does that even- You know what, in fact.. no

>>24213933
>Tablet laptop
Holy shit, that's genius. I need something like that.

>>24214028
I've seen your work. It's interesting.
Personally, I shy away from accurate horse physiology, but other than that, you're good at it.

>>24214028
post it on fimchan, link it here.
or just don't write any of that shit at all
but whatever

>>24213929
...not what i was really expecting. i was thinking more like these heads on their bodies

>>24213962
Fap fap fap.

>>24213992
why is dinkys horn grey

>>24213633

I agree, however I doubt a cartoon on the Hub about ponies will inspire rape prevention tactics. More than likely, bad highschool boyfriends would.

Just sayin...

>accurate horse physiology

i am interested in this post link

Just finished chapter 3 of my Pokey fic. If anyone wants to take a gander before it goes to EqD, I'd appreciate some input. Or if you find a grammar error or something, that'd be excellent too.

Part 3

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BCKnfnCfVI-CSmCTjAMKsPhotPK05YPpAntQULKS-aM/edit?hl=en

The first two chapters are on EqD:

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/truth-about-pokey-pierce.html

>>24214054

Oh, it's already over there. It's just that they don't seem to get a lot of traffic.

>>24214028
post link to your shit i want to read

Where do you guys get the episodes for this? I'm normally an /a/ guy but the downloads arent showing up in the usual places.

>>24214082
It's certainly... something. Something I don't necessarily hate.

>>24214092
Is this chapter as sad as the last two?
Does Pokey get back at them?
Also does this story take place when they were little? Because that's how I've been reading it.

>>24214117

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14vEUmE4WgUjXhXT8elNTkvt6JpHUTm4-bFXvmhPoQNI/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CKuAhdcF#

That is constantly updated.

>>24214048

>accurate horse physiolog

Yeah, well. I do it for the requests. I'll do human if asked. But I kind of like tackling ponies. It's much, much more challenging.

Are we talking about tablets or something? I actually have a question then... My friend let me borrow his old tablet because he got a nice new big one. It was working for a while, but now it's doing something weird... Everytime I draw something it doesn't seem to want to register that I lifted the pen off the tablet, so when I try to draw somewhere else it makes it look like I"m playing connect the dots... I uninstalled and reinstalled Photoshop and the drivers for the tablet but it didn't do anything...

Help?

man, i need to make more content
i'm getting pretty popular on DA

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>>24214117
tinyurl.com/mlpfimentos
or /rs/

Attempting to drawfriend, because this scene was just too awesome.

It's just a sketch, but what do you think /co/lts?

>>24214117

You can find them all on http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony?blend=2&ob=1

a lot are also on /rs/

>>24214082

fim.413chan.net

In the fanfiction board, in the fapfic thread. It's the biggest thread, you can't miss it. Requests always welcome. I'm working on a Nightmare Moon x Luna at the moment.

>>24214117
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14vEUmE4WgUjXhXT8elNTkvt6JpHUTm4-bFXvmhPoQNI/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CKuAhdcF&pli=1

>>24214142
1) restart
2) unplug and replug
3) Is PS the only thing doing it?
4) make sure you uninstall drivers before reinstalling - that helped me when I had driver problems a year or two ago
5) ...not sure what else to suggest

>>24214097
Lot of people don't know about it, but that thread is as good a place as any to consolidate clopfics. And as much as I am a proponent of "ignore shit you don't like" I don't want the /co/ threads inundated with them, so better to post there.

http://fim.413chan.net/

Under Fanfiction, obviously.

If you have something, post it there.

>>24214144
You will never be able to top Cupcakes. How do you live with that pressure?

Has anyone ever requested any more Gorefics?

mp3 of Rarity whining fucking where?

>>24214154
I think we need more Pinkie riding Fluttershy!

>>24214134
Yes, it's still pretty depressing.
No, Pokey doesn't get back at anyone (yet)
It's set when the mane cast are about Applebloom's age, around the time they get their cutie marks.

Also, glad to see you're reading it. Hope you're enjoying so far, sadness notwithstanding.

>>24214136
Oh my. It's nothing to do with a distaste for them in pony form.
I'm just of the opinion that people like the ponies in show, not actual horses, and prefer to think of them as humans, with several differences.
So, I don't put cute little tits for them near their vags. You pull that off well, though. And people evidently like it.

...I'm a bit afraid to actually research horse sex though.

>>24214192

OK. I'll do that.

>>24214154

Equestria Daily has a shitload of drawing guides, you should give them a try.

I made this for you /co/

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dh7PGKcikaGY&sta
rt1=18&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dm8R9GiLImSw&start2=15&authorNam
e=

I don't think horses menstrate.

>>24214174

>1) restart

Done that...

2) unplug and replug

Done that too...
3) Is PS the only thing doing it?

Funnily enough it didn't pop into my head to try any other program! Any suggestions on ones I could try it on? I really only know about Photoshop...

4) make sure you uninstall drivers before reinstalling - that helped me when I had driver problems a year or two ago

Hmm, I can't remember what order I did it in, but I'll try this one again just to see if it helps!

5) ...not sure what else to suggest

No, you've helped plenty! Thanks!

>>24214202
Depends on what you mean by "topping" it.

It's famous, sure, but he's written much better stuff.

>>24214231
Well, I mean, that was for other people.

You already did post yours there.

I'm telling everyone else: If you have a clopfic, that there be the place to post/link it.

>>24213947
Don't worry, there are others who feel similarly. You just have to roll with it sometimes.

>>24214230

I do it not because it is easy, but because I am hard.

>>24214240
MS paint? I don't think it supports pen pressure but it should be enough to tell if it's just PS having this problem or not

>>24214237

Horse Estrus?

>>24213855
>Tara Strong on the morals: "...because they're relatable even though I'm thirty-six er, eight years old"
>smooth tara

>>24213486
Dat Dash

>>24214237
I don't think colorful, magical cartoon ponies do either.

>>24214237
Nope they don't. They have estrus cycles. But periods are funny.

>>24214240
The GIMP

>>24214256
Have you ever tried doing a story with porn instead of porn with a story? I think the result is always more satisfying.

now it makes sense, I guess. But I feel kinda dumb

>>24214257

Thanks! I'll be sure to give it a try when I have a little bit more time later!

>>24214273

Nope. "Standard mammalian reproduction," from Faust herself.

And you know what that means...

>>24214260
>>24214276

Im scared that i'm just now learning what this means.

>>24214142
your tablet's either broke or you've set the sensitivity too low and/or you're not lifting the pen far enough off the tablet.

>>24214092

Ok, the last line made me laugh

>>24214299
So ponies get periods?

Do ALL mammals get periods? We didn't learn about that in biology class.

>>24214292

I was just asking about that in the fimchan thread. I don't really know what it is the readers want.

>>24214263
Then later she talks about little girls peeing and sticking her hand up her butt while playing Timmy Turner.

So hot.

>>24214202
yes they did and no i didn't
>>You will never be able to top Cupcakes. How do you live with that pressure?
i don't know
maybe...i should just quit
oh wait i wrote Trespasser and people like my toy comics. so i won't

>>24214326
no. estrus cycles are similar but the uteran lining is reabsorbed instead of expelled. therefore horses don't have periods.

>>24214235

It works even after the video ends! BRILLIANT!

>>24214237

Horses go into an Estrous cycle. Not a menstrual cycle of humans.
In the mare, it is commonly divided into two periods for practical purposes. The follicular phase or estrus period of the cycle is the period during which the mare shows behavioral signs of estrus and finally ovulates. Mares in estrus usually urinate (winking) quite frequently when teased.
Sexual receptivity is influenced by season. Behavioral sign of mares coming out of winter anestrus (inactivity).
Now about the discharge part, Jennies will stand for the jackass showing interest, as urinate frequently, and quite often a slimy mucus is discharged from the vagina.
Estrous cycles of mare are usually 21 to 23 days in length.
Season of the year is the most common cause of irregularity in estrous cycles.
In California, the average estrous cycle length is shortest between April and October (lat spring and summer) and longest is November and March.
Horses don't expel any blood since horses don't shed their uterus wall like humans do. If the horse does so, then there is an infection that seriously needs to be taken care of. Source(s): The Horse. Second Edition.

>>24214326
Goddammit, American educational system.

>>24214299
As if these topics are actually ever going to be brought up in the show.

>>24214345
That sounds INCREDIBLY EFFICIENT. Why the fuck did humans evolve differently? Shedding the uteran lining seems like a huge waste of protein.

>>24214342
Sprinkles, how's that zombie fic coming out?

>>24214326

No, like the other guy said, ponies have estrus. Not menstrual cycles, which are apparently fairly rare among mammals. Keep in mind, I didn't know any of that until I started reading these threads.

>>24214336
>sticking her hand up her butt while playing Timmy Turner.
I would shove my fist up my ass if I had to voice Timmy Turner.

>>24214359
Because god cursed us for taking an apple.

>>24214263 they're doing a prime time animated version of Napoleon Dynamite for Fox

Goddammit.

>thread devolves into discussion on horse anatomy
I am disappoint.

WHY THE HELL ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HORSE REPRODUCTION AND FERTILITY CYCLES

Hey, I have a question. Was Submarine Twilight ever finished?

>>24214411
because biology is awesome.

ponies have periods when it's funny

>>24214390
You best be joking.

>>24214420
It was. Twilight October is on Equestria Daily.

>>24214348
well, they say you learn something every day...

>>24214411
Biology is a gentleman's pursuit.

>>24214390
all of my rage. ALL OF IT.

>>24214411
>>24214410

MLP general.

>>24214359
A side-effect of the horse way of doing this is that they go into heat, which means they only want sex a for a few weeks each year.

Periods are a small price to pay to be able to fuck year-round.

>>24214423

agreed

Biologist, reporting in!

>>24214326

>>24214411
Friendship is fucking magic.

>>24214433
>>24214442

That is uncanny.

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=h7PGKcikaGY&start1=18&video2=m8R9GiLImSw&start2=15&
;authorName=

Here's a cleaned up link

>>24214411
because it's funny

Tara's interview provides further confirmation of season two.

She mentioned MLP on the list of shows she's doing right now. There's no way she'd still be recording for season one, which wrapped in November.

>>24214411

Agreed. I'm surprised that there is no discussion about Spike's rescue fantasy in this episode. I was laughing my ass off.

>>24214155
Every time I see that I think Andrew W.K.

>>24214442
welp

>>24214483

Rarity, I...

Still waiting for that picture to be made.

>>24214506

Fly_away_now.gif

>>24213663

Derpy doesn't have wall-eyes all the time.

>>24214525

OH GOD

IS MS STILL HERE?

>>24214483
There's not much to discuss. Fantasy Spike is badass, end of story.

I loved seeing him mount Twilight. "Please let me have this?" "FINE."

>>24214481
Considering the show's a plug in fora wildly popular toy series, it would be a shock to hear it doesn't get a second season. I am 100% positive that Strawberry Shortcake, Pound Puppies, etc. will also get second season.

>>24214430

>>24214514
Funnily enough, I'm drinking right now. I've had Irish whiskey, scotch, and beer.

I'm thinking of maybe drinking bourbon to round out my world tour of whiskeys.

All this talk about "Oh, the Diamond Dogs weren't a real threat! They could have at least roughed her up a little! Is this episode's moral that you should whine and complain your way out of a hostage situation? WAH WAH WAH" is so damn stupid I'm starting to wonder if all the bronies have shut off their brains today.

You guys DO know that this is a cartoon that was developed by Lauren and her team to be accessible to both adults AND ESPECIALLY KIDS, right? They weren't gonna let the situation devolve into torture porn or something out of Criminal Minds. That's what fanfiction is for!

The Diamond Dogs were a little bit threatening as kidnappers, but you could tell that they were way out of their element when taking a hostage.

They were astoundingly stupid. AND RARITY NOTICED THIS. She turned the situation to her advantage and used a little psychological warfare on them by making herself such a bother to the dogs that they would eventually figure out that making her work for them was not worth it.

Geez, guys. This really isn't that hard to figure out

Lauren once said that she basically patterned each main pony after a Romance Genre Heroine. Rarity was "The Waif". I know you guys don't usually like going to TV Tropes, but look at the entry on that type of heroine here: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RomanceGenreHeroines

Notice how she fits into this role perfectly in today's episode?

>>24214361
of my ass

seriously, slow
i've been working a lot lately and haven't had the energy to write

So I think this episode established mules as second class citizens.

>>24214359

It allows humans to reproduce at any time of year. This makes it easier for the population to respond to a sudden increase or decrease in resources.

But yeah, it's incredibly inefficient compared to how most other mammals handle early-stage reproduction. Sucks to be us, I guess.

>>24214575
or Rarity's a bigot

>>24214581
that image really didn't need to be macroed

>>24214573

My kid was absolutely transfixed to the screen during this episode. The kidnapping scene at the beginning was like the Death Star trench run to her.

Good evening everyone! I'm home from work, and can't be fucked to skim the thread, so i'll ask what has probably been asked several times. Has mentos put up the hd New ep yet?

>>24214359

I'd ask if you wanted human females to go into heat like animals do, but I'm afraid I already know what the majority of answers would be.

>>24214631
I blame /b/ and their need to macro everything. At least we aren't getting demotivators.

>>24214575
I felt really bad for Rarity after the dog said that, I don't care if she was faking or not.
I mean, seriously, how can you insult someone with such style and grace?

>>24214641
Nope. I like how they are in heat year-round just fine.

>>24214607
Inefficiency and bleeding are smalltime. The worst part about our reproductive biology is that our babies have huge fucking heads relative to our womenfolks' hips. Childbirth is more painful for human women than for the females of nearly every other mammal.

>>24214377
People were complaining earlier that she clearly didn't know much about the show, was clueless, yet the interview suggests she must watch her related scenes and mimes the character to help her acting. I'm not sure these two things are reconcilable.

>>24214647

Damnit, now someone's going to post one.

>>24214581

The words were really unnecessary.

>>24214647
I was about to look for one when I had a sudden thought,
Has anyone ever caught rarity derping? I've never seen it. I've seen AppleDerp, Flutderpshy, Rainbow Derp, Twilight Derple, and Derpy Pie, but never a Rarity derp.

Is there a pony called "Lotus"? There are some tagged on Paheal as that....

I wonder what Rarity had to do to get mentioned in Clotheswhores Magazine.

>>24214700

That's referring to the Spa Pony. One of her fanon names.

>>24214700
Spa-pony from Bridle Gossip

>>24214702

I'd imagine get featured in Hoity-Toity's Best of the Best Boutique.

>>24214702

Holding a successful fashion show perhaps?

>>24214700
fan name. it's the name of a spa pony.

>>24214636
I forget that people actually have children around here.

well, here's the gem that started my fame

Brony in serious need of uplifting here. Friends are being complete WoWfags saying "U BUTTHURT" every time I say something remotely negative. If anyone has some kind of miracle way (or link) that would allow me to watch today's episode, I would be so happy.

hey /v/, let me tell you a story
>Start playing "LOTR: Aragorn's Quest"
>The hobbits are making a celebration because the king of Gondor, Aragorn, is visiting the Shire.
>Aragorn is a human, Sam is a hobbit, hobbits are small.
>mfw Celestia is taller than the ponies
>mfw ponies celebrating that Celestia was going to visit Ponyville
>mfw I remember that Canterlot is "gondor for girls"
>mfw Ponyville is the equivalent of the Shire
>mfwponies are the equivalent of hobbits


Anyone else noticed this?

>>24214636
Hey, you! Yeah, you. I have a question.

You know that fanfiction you wrote about Twilight being a mentally ill human who was negligent of Spike? "Spike, My Boy"?
...could I write a sequel to it, and inject a little bit of hope into it, along with a bunch of detail?
I swear, it won't have sex in it.

>>24214747
FiM has a very mature fandom

>>24214757
What is wrong with you...

>>24214725
>>24214727
>>24214736
Thank you much

>>24214757
goddammit.

>>24214698

We've gotten close. So very close...

>>24214793
Don't forget this.

>>24214757
URGHHGHGGHG
I would report you if I didn't love your comics.

>>24214822
What ep is that from? I've never seen that

>>24213931
>when they aren't they bitch about how it's not direct enough.
i.....i don't think we've ever complained about the moral being too passive or subtle

>>24214787

be my guest.

>>24214789
I can see that.

Rarity's hair confirmed for super-hard mode.

>>24214667

As it turns out, humans are pretty much the worst-adapted species on earth when it comes to breeding. Considering how much toil and pain we have to put up with to perform the most basic function an organism can have, I'm utterly amazed that our species has lasted a tenth as long as it has.

>>24214785
The ponies aren't hobbits because they're ALL that tall. Celestia is the aberration, not the rule. The ponies are the 'normal' species in their world.

But Ponyville is very much like the Shire, or at least like Bree. And the FIMWiki says that Canterlot was directly based on Minas Tirith...

>>24214784
Also, who's responsible for this? I can't decide if I wanna hurt or thank you. I don't clop to ponies (couldn't right now even if I wanted to due to seven-hours of expert Rock Band guitar) but you made me come DAMN close.

PS It's spoilered for a reason so no bitching for me posting it. Just covering my bases.

>>24214784
It's on youtube bro
and mentos is uploading a 1080p version if downloading is your stlye

>>24214847
Excellent!

Just fyi... Spike WILL end up lighting Raritowski on fire. And it will be magical.

>>24214877
Pretty sure the ponies in panties series was kloudmutt

>>24214844

Look Before You Sleep after Applejack takes the blanket from her.

>>24214856

Aha thanks MS

A bit more rapetastic than I imagined it, but it's great all the same

>>24214575
Or Rarity was just making it up

really they could have said anything and she would have acted the same

You know, MLP thread posters have been unusually unstable lately.

Maybe WE are all going through our menstration cycle...and that's why were so prone to spank each other's flank!

Try and remember the love...

>>24214784

http://www.youtube.com/user/MyLittlePony1080p

>>24214877
kloudmutt, the whole series is on Equestria Daily.
Now never bring it up again.

>>24214698

Silly little Anon, a lady does not..."derp". Why, Rarity is a very refined, glamorous mare! She would never do something so base and uncultured!

>>24214844
>>24214844

Look before you sleep, when AJ and Rarity are fighting over the bed, AJ yanks the bed sheets out of Raritys mouth, causing afformentioned facial expression briefly.

>>24214348
>Mares in estrus usually urinate (winking) quite frequently when teased.

who the fuck decided to nickname horny horse pissing "winking"!?

>>24214881
Oh, ok. I checked earlier and it wasn't up. Thanks for the info.

BRB.

>>24214861
humans are programmed to really, really enjoy sex.

our brains and skulls have just grown fast than our females hips

>>24214917
>read it in her voice
goddammit

>>24214856
Hey MegaSweet. Did you ever finish that picture with Pinkie and Dash kissing in the shower with Gummy having derp eyes?

Also Pinkie Pie riding Fluttershy

>Rarity does not derp

I DIFFER TO BEG!

>>24214912
i've done it again

>menstruation fics

>>24214917
Ah, thank you!
>>24214918
>>24214894
And you two as well. I figured it was either that, Boast Busters, or Griffon the Brush-off the only ones I've never seen

>>24214877
Kloudmutt did the lines. Wolf Nanaki did the colors, i put the gradient eyes in.

>>24214912
I am just getting a little irritated that the large amount of guys that came from /b/ can't seem to learn shit or adapt to the board in any way.
Also I don't have a vagina

Am I the only one who thought the moral at the end of the new ep was totally forced. Like they made the episode and the crew was like: Yo Lauren! We need a moral or some shit! And Faust was all "CALM YOUR SHIT NIGGER, GIVE ME 2 SECONDS TO PULL ONE OUT OF MY ASS!" I think as the season was on she stopped caring about the morals, not that I'm complaining.

hey ponies, whats going on in this thread?
>people talking about boners during whining rarity?

>>24214856
Oh hey, yuri pony shipping.
Attaboy MS, I can dig this.

>>24214985
what game is that an dhow do i play.

THE LATEST EPISODE WAS AMAAAAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.

It had to be said.

>>24214985

It's only going to get worse.

>>24214420
Here you go

>>24214985
>dat gif
I have never thought of this, and I really want to try this now!

>>24215003
All of the morals are forced.

SUDDENLY, TOPIC CHANGE

the ponies have been gender swapped! but their personalities and interests change to their respective male archetype counterparts!

for instance, rarity's properly and ladylike personality becomes a sports-crazy jock. what do the other ponies become?

>>24214977
Higher res version.

>>24214868
But Lauren said that Canterlot was "Gondor for Girls"

>>24215003
I agree but i stopped caring about the moral long ago after I realized most of them are "Stop being a bitch."

>>24214985
Oh my god I spilled my coffee laughing!

>>24215003

I feel like the reason why a lot of people are saying the moral is forced is because they can't imagine nonviolent means being counted as being strong or independent.

>>24215005
Sounds like a regular thread then.

>>24215041
one more

>>24215070

>gondor for girls

We need an image of Luna being transfixed by a palantir, while Celestia is in the background crying 'LUNA! NO!'

>>24215066
Nonsense. Rarity would become a british gentleman who plays polo on the weekends.

>>24215091
all of my wat

>>24214900
>A bit more rapetastic

Yeah that came about unexpectedly, tbh. I suppose I was approaching it as if they were human. Maybe I could reattempt it.

>>24214972

That's actually one of the pics I plan on finishing up this weekend.

Rarity is the only pony who will say 'somebody' instead of 'somepony.'

To my knowledge, she's only done it once, and I can't be fucked to go back and check the episodes to find it.

>>24215066
So, Rarity becomes Dash?
I would assume that Dash would become alot like my pic.

>>24215079
If only most women would listen...

>>24215003
The later episodes are barely even trying anymore. I can just image the writing sessions:

Person A: Okay, we have this whole episode written out and storyboarded. It's about X. What the hell should the message be?

Person B: I think it should be herp

Person C: No, I like derp better.

Person D: HERP DE DERP

Person A: HERP DE DERP it is. Any objections?

Everyone: nope.jpg

Person A: Cool. Let's get lunch.

>>24215070
That is fucking awesome, if it's true.

But if Canterlot is Minas Tirith, and Luna's castle is Minas Morgul, what's the pony Osgiliath?

>>24215091

what the FUCK man

>>24215087
thanks! i've been looking for that!

>>24214985
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS .GIF IS HILARIOUS

>>24215155
Zecora's rumpus room.

>>24215003
To me it actually seems like they make episodes first and then try apply a moral to it .Doesn't always quite work out in their favor, but I don't really care the morals are for the younger audience.

Still it is a little stupid that Hasbro wanted them to present it so blatantly. It's like they think kids can't figure out lessons on their own.

>>24214977

And you WOULD use such a terrible picture to attempt to prove such a falsehood, WOULDN'T YOU? It's not Rarity's fault that Applejack can be such a...a RUFFIAN sometimes! You have merely caught Rarity in a split-second state of duress from having to put up with such unruly, hooligan antics.

>>24215043
Uh, not quite what I meant, but thanks.

>>24214927
Because, um... their lady bits actually DO "wink"...

>>24215155
there was a long text explaining the connections with LOTR and MLP but I lost it

/r/ing said text

>>24215132

>reattempt it

There's no need... I'm sure you have other stuff to work on.

But there is ONE itzy bitzy thing I'd like you to add please... some magicy aura around Rarity's horn.

Just to better establish the fact that she's using her gem hunting power

>>24215066
applejack would become a metrosexual city slicker buisnessman, in it for profit alone and looking nice while doing it, complete slime ball

>>24214985
WHAT GAME IS THIS I MUST PLAY IT NOW

>>24214985

will this be finished?

>>24215209

I could have lived my whole life peacefully without knowing that bit of information.

>>24215191
With they way they're putting in almost irrelevant ones at this point? It's no wonder they need to be. Still, I couldn't care less, I fast forward through the letter scenes anyway.

>>24215209
why do you know this

>>24215226

It's still awesome.

>>24215209
I now realize that this is canon.

>>24214985

>now you imagine all that people is PONIES

>>24215228
>He's never watched horse porn.

>>24215216

Ah that's right I forgot about that.

I'll throw that in now.

>>24215209

>>24215132
I think you should leave it as is and then do a counterpart humanized version, only with even more rape.

>>24215227
nope, the artist got bored. Enjoy your WIP.

>>24215246
Growing up around farms and farmworkers teaches you a few things you'd just as soon not know.

>>24215066
wait, male counterparts or also kind of social opposites?
male counterpart for rarity would be a british gentleman, and i guess the social opposite would be a jock...

>>24215259
>Hes masturbated to horse porn

>>24215005
Well what the hell else do you expect to see coming here?

sometimes i'm amazed at the effects i can have on these threads

>>24215292
>You see that?
>Yeah.
>That's shit. And this...is Shinola.
>Shit...Shinola...
>Son you gonna be alright.

>>24215364
shut up and say something funny.

>>24215364
I'm surprised we haven't ousted you like we did with 0r0ch1.

I haven't seen the new episode yet. Where does it rank relative to the previous episodes?

>>24215411
It's high/god tier

>>24215372
wait... I don't get the part with the shoe polish

>>24215411

it's pretty great

>>24215411

I'd say pretty damn good.

Still debating if that's just because it's new and focuses on the mane cast after too much CMC.

>>24215411
>>24215411
Depends, do you like rarity? Top tier
Are you neutral about rarity? Meh tier
DO you hate rarity? shit tier
Are you happy to be rid of the CMC for a bit? Good tier.

>>24215411
Top 4

>>24215411
pretty high
sonic rainboom is still my favorite
the only thing i didn't like about this one is that they pulled the diamond dogs design out of their ass. seriously, where did that shit come from?

>>24215398
um, wazal wuzzl?

>>24215400
why would we oust sprinkles? he does it for laffs. orochi is just a self centered faggot who wants to gain e-fame, and just happens to be a huge furfag

sprinkles just drops really out-there shit as a joke.

Someone want to make a new general?

>>24215411

It's decent.. but it isnt up there with the likes of Suited for Success, Bridle Gossip, or Sonic Rainboom.

It was really mostly notable for Rarity's fabulous voice having lots of screentime...as well as MANLY SPIKE

>>24215400
>ousted 0r0ch1
>was here this morning
And a fine job you did, too

>>24215486

Uhh, we're not even at image cap, dude.

>>24215486

why don't we just wade this one out for like 20 more minutes.

>>24215472

>>24215502
He changed his tune a little didnt he? With a new name and all that.

>>24215472

>>24215502
We can't stop the faggot from posting bro, and Ive personally got him filtered.

>>24215502
well we can't oust people, but we can pretty much shit all over them as soon as they appear, and/or filter them. people like them hate to be ignored, and usually just leave

>>24215132
Wonderful. I love you and your work. Please have my babies