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six main ponies equally divided into their component parts and then turned into dog food

As long as each pony keeps getting spotlights I like that better it gives em more room to shine and develop. However a group episode from time to time is nice so we can see there interactions together.

Afternoon Bronys!

Hows the friendship today?

I like the spotlight episodes a lot, they can be great fun, but I do also like the stories that focus on all six. I think both are great. But I somewhat favor it when all six are involved, even if it is just a spotlight.

Recycled General here?

>>24176026

>doesn't know how sage works

Just how many hours have you been on 4chan?

to whoever wanted the SAI lineart brush

but the standard "pen" brush should be just fine

To make it smooth, use the "Stabilizer" thing at the top and set it to something like S-5 or so

Rarity is going to get raped by dogs. Secret butt fun is canon

>>24176076

Afternoon? You some kind of east coast dweeb?

Friendship running at projected levels. For a morning thread.

>>24176076
Very shit. But let's not talk about it, how was your day? (If I may ask.)

>Not giving >>24173110 the general image.

>>24176110

It's going to be another Blazing Saddles reference.

The Diamond Dogs take Rarity to the Number Six Dance.

Honestly, the best episodes feature all the ponies.

Winter wrap-up, ticketmaster, even sonic rainboom featured all the ponies.

>>24176122
>Thread talking about generals
Nope.

Just finished watching swarm of the century again.

HOW IN THE WORLD DOES PINKIE KNOW WHAT PARASPRITES ARE, AND HOW TO DEFEAT THEM, WHEN NO ONE ELSE DOES!?!?

I mean, it's not like she's anywhere near as book-wise as Twilight, or as practically wise as Zecora. How'd that work?

>>24176127
What's a Number Six?

>>24176127
EY WHERE ALL THE WHITE PONIES AT?

>>24175988
Seeing asspotlight episodes have lead to my favorite episodes, I will go with them.

Actually, I want balance. I want both. I want moderation

Well now im in this thread, taking requests for anything some brony wants written? Im mainly looking for practice

i would also love it if people could give me critique on this?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10udqRuLvTINd7oA7Aif52QsF12MV5zHh8w52SNwcr-w/edit?hl=en#

>>24176158

Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

>>24176116

Nope, one does not talk about life on 4chan, especially in a pony thread. I learned that the hard way.

Let's talk about ponies.

>>24176158
Refers to the toaster's model number

>>24176155
there was a fic that implies that her parents died in a parasprite swarm, when she was a little filly, it started when adopted one.

saged and hidden LOL

>>24176155
Pinkie was in the war.
Go back to episode one and see her in that first scene when Twilight is reading about Nightmare moon. Pinkie is a survivor

>>24176155

Easy. The DC for knowing what a parasprite is is up in the 50s somewhere. But, they're playing a homebrew with critical successes and failures on skill checks, and she rolled a nat 20 on her knowledge check.

I like it when everyone is involved, but I feel like when it's mostly about one or two ponies, there can be a lot more fun on the way to the "Dear Princess Celestia" message.

Since someone said in the last thread they'd be willing to tell me what could suck less, here's a thing I drew.

So... How do we call this dog?
Maybe we should get pony version?

>>24176181
You are absolutely right and I shouldn't have asked.
On to another topic: next episode, thoughts.

>>24176155

She's Pinkie Pie.

>>24176188
Holy shit. Have you ever seen an animal eaten alive by ants? It would be like that, except with parasprites, and Pinkie's parents. No wonder she's so loony.

>>24176206

I'm looking forwards to it! I was wary of the last Rarity centered episode, but it turned out to be awesome, so I'm hopeful for this new episode staring our favorite seamstress.

25 hours out from "Rarity is taken by a group of Diamond Dogs and is forced to find gems for them."

Will Happen:
1. The Diamond Dogs are a gang of adolescent dragons.
2. She tricks them and they end up incarcerated or fleeing the law. (Celestia herself counts as The Law for the purposes of this prediction.)
3. Twilight Sparkle will have a prominent role.

Will Not Happen:
1. Spike will be the key to solving the problem in this episode.
2. It will be the obligatory Don't Do Drugs episode.
3. The moral will be about criminals as friends.

Let's see how I do.

>>24176200
his real name is Niblet

>>24176129
These are only Rarity?

/r/ing the others in gear

need moar cutie mark crusade

You will never have someone to stay by your side forever and ever...

>>24176076
hi Squeak
fine at good levels

>>24176155
She actually lived closer to Zecoras homeland when she was a little filly, so they also got the occasional parasprite swarm over them.

>>24176248

Is that some new Kloudmutt?

This is now a Rarity thread.

>>24176267
>new

Maybe it will be one of those types of plots where rarity sort of turns the tables and ends up taking control of the group to the point that when the other ponies show up to rescue her they'll want her gone. I have no idea what kind of moral that could teach, other than don't kidnap people, but its what I'm going with.

>>24176272

You know, if you keep teasing us like this I'm going to have to go ahead with the fapfic.

>>24176243
Great. Now I'm even more afraid of him. Niblet is a prison name.

>>24176168
yah? nah? anybody?

>>24176290
Go for it. I wouldn't care. Madmax might. She'll be like "OH MY GOD WHAT" and then draw a comic about it. Either way, we still win.

>>24176299
>>24176272
>>24176290

I do not like where this is going...

>>24176292
I like it. I don't know how to criticize though.

My captcha is filatio structure.

I still can't figure out what sort of friendship moral you can possibly get from a plot about Rarity being forced into a life of crime.

Maybe something generic like "crime does not pay!" but MLP usually avoids cliches like that.

>>24176290
madmax on mocha and I'm ok with it

>>24176324

Would you like to be in it, Squeak?

>>24176337
>2000x2000, pleasure ant.jpg

>>24176292
I'm hardly the guy to critque fanfics. Most fics seem good to me when to everyone else they are bad. I still read them though and so far it just seems normal to me.

>>24176291
SECRET SOAP DROP

>>24176324
I do not approve of reversing GIFs.

>>24176334

>MLP
>Avoiding cliches

>>24176334
Don't get captured by dogs. Duh..

>>24176345

I thought the shipping-tripfags fad had passed.

>>24176334
"If a bad men ever try to force you to do anything you don't want to, use your unicorn magic to defend yourself!"

/r/ing the "pony's history of the dragon war" fic. There are 5 parts, I think.

>>24176367
KICK 'EM IN THE NUTS

>>24176288
Maybe it will help put a dent in the current epidemic of 10 year old girls kidnapping people.

Seriously, I bet the moral will be about greed, and the Diamond Dogs will be obvious bad guys, like Gilda. They will then be turned into tragic sad sacks by the fandom, like Gilda.

>>24176345

no

>>24176324

I think we need another topic.

Okay, so if you could ask Lauren Faust three questions, what questions would you ask?

someone else colored this. i just make Pinkie's eyes blue and skin less dead

>>24176414
"Sup?"

"Can I get you a drink?"

"Are those real?"

>>24176414

1) why in the hell
2) do Pierce and Trixie
3) have the exact same color scheme?

>>24176414
1. How many episodes are you comfortable with writing?
2. Do you dislike the use of old G3.5 toys?
3. What do you HONESTLY think of /co/ and ponies?

>>24176158
And now I think of a 'My Little Pony' x 'The Prisoner'
crossover

Freaking pumped for tomorrow.

We're finally getting back to what makes this show so great. You know.... Focusing on the MANE (lololol) cast! We haven't seen that much lately

Judging by the limited description, I'd wager we'll see everyone in this ep trying to help or save Rarity, who is of course best pony

Are the diamond dogs going to be actual dogs or just a group of ponies with a colorful name?

>>24176168
How about Rarity going for a swim? Or do you have anything else going?

>>24176414
I wonder... if she shipped, what would her favorite couple be?

I think it would be Appledash because of the tail-biting only in the episodes she wrote

>>24176380

Inb4 art of Major Tom's mother with a terminal illness.

>>24176407

>>24176443
"We want friendship"
"You won't get it"
"By hugs or by cupcakes,
we will get it"

>>24176334
KIDS: HERE'S WHAT TO DO IN CASE YOU ARE KIDNAPPED:

1- Remain calm

2- Do not try to fight your captors. They can hurt you.

3- Try to determine where you're being held by listening for outside sounds.

4 - See if you can use your telekenisis on them.

5- Wait patiently until your friend the teleporting wizard shows up with your other friend who can fly.

6- Report the kidnappers to your local Princess.

>>24176414
1. Give me a job?
2. Give me a job?
3. Why haven't you given me a job yet?

>>24176448
It's the name of their gang. They're going to try to get Rarity to pull a heist on the local bank.

>>24176197
Um, so, if anybody wouldn't mind, I really would like some advice.
It's supposed to be Applejack & Apple Bloom, if it's not clear.

>>24176414
Pony writing system. The poster we saw in the last episode, it had hieroglyphics that some people were trying (too hard) to decipher. But if you go back through any episode and look at the books Twilight reads or the notes she takes, the writing is scribbly lines, it's obviously not hieroglyphics. So, which is it? This is a trivial detail so she could probably answer it.

>>24176484
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnJhIQX5XRM

>>24176506
But the WELCOME PRINCESS CELEST banner was in English.

>>24176479
'I am not a number! I am a free Pony!'

WARNING: The following content contains humanized ponies and wrasslin'. Pregnant women and people with heart conditions are advised to keep someone on standby in case of an emergency.
***
My fingers curled into fists. Sinew drew tight beneath my skin, like a violinist's strings readying for a symphony of violence. My knuckles popped one at a time; the first notes of the song. My biceps followed; flexing, relaxing, and then flexing again as my arms swung back and forth. I let out a soft noise, halfway between a groan and a growl, as bones creaked under the strain of muscle pulling against them, eager for the fight. My fingers traced the hem of my shorts and the three butterflies stitched into the fabric. Finally, I cracked my neck, watching the sway of my pink hair in front of my face.

Outside, I could hear the roar of two thousand screaming fans all ready to see the beautiful chin music that I was going to play on the champion's jaw, a loving aria of pain beat out against her skin. I'd wanted this for so long, to hear her lovely cries as I rubbed her face into the mat. A long, slow breath escaped through my thin smile. Oh how I loved this: the spectacle, the noise, the play of jab and thrust, of grab and twist and yank, of foot to flesh. My top suddenly felt a size too tight as I looked up at the clock.

It was time. My game-face was ready. I grabbed my long pink hair and tied it behind my neck, hopped up on booted feet, and strolled out into the ring. The tide of noise greeted that greeted me nearly knocked me off my feet as I strode up the steel steps and launched myself into the ring with a quick yank on the ropes.

"LADIIIIES AND GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU TONIGHT'S CHALLENGER FOR THE TITLE OF CHAMPION OF EQUESTRIAN WOMEN'S WORLD WRESTLING, FLUTTERDIE!"

Oh Spike. No sense of drama. Always to the point. That's what I loved about you.

Suited for Success established that Rarity can project illusions. Do you think she'll use this power to try to escape?

By projecting an illusion of Applejack?

Which will prompt thousands of posts of "THIS OBVIOUSLY MEANS SHE IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HER!"

>>24176506

They used the Latin alphabet in "Celest"'s banner.

>>24176525

>>24176493
Daww, Applejack finally graduated Kindergarten.

You need to draw AJ taller. I thought it was Pinkie and AJ.

>>24176292
Don't know if you saw them, but here is my stuff that I posted on the google Docs.

The formatting seems off at the murderous cake part. Start a new paragraph at "One night,"

And don't forget to indent at each new paragraph. It normally doesn't bother me, but it did this time.

>>24176547
>>24176525
Well there you go.
So like, what's the deal with that

>>24176533

I tilted my head slightly and let the noise of the crowd and my entrance music wash over me. Boos and cheers mixed in equal measure. Couldn't decide who to root for tonight, huh? Well, I'd show them why they should want, why they needed to cheer me on soon enough. Spike held out a microphone to me, and I grabbed it with a sweet smile. He blushed and coughed and turned away, pretending not to notice. Such a sweetheart.

"Everyone! I'm so glad to see you out here. It's so lovely to see everyone with your smiling faces and colorful banners!" I kept my voice soft, sweet, and it worked. The crowd's roar dulled slightly. "I just hope everyone has a good time tonight." I gave them a shy wave and smiled a little wider, and the entire arena broke out in a simultaneous 'Awww…' Putty in my fingers. Not that I didn't mean what I said, of course not. I loved the knuckle-headed little dears that came to see me like they were my children. I tried to catch a squeak as it escaped when a pair of panties landed next to my feet, but couldn't help it. They were trying to surprise me again, the silly billies.

Loud, strident trumpets broke the spell as a pale-skinned woman leapt into the ring, accompanied by fierce Spanish guitar. I watched her, eyes glued to every movement. She was lean and tight, every curve of muscle smoothed to elegant perfection and hugged close by clinging white vinyl. Rich violet curls tumbled out of the top of a white luchadora mask and fell to her slender waist. Celestia, she was gorgeous.

"I'm afraid the only one who is going to have a good time, darling, is I, La Rareza." Her throaty Spanish voice flowed over the audience, drowning out their catcalls. I could almost hear the sound of a thousand pairs of pants getting about three sizes too tight. I couldn't blame them.

>>24176491
>>24176491
>>Rarity to pull a heist on the local bank.


...

>>Rarity using disguises to steal...

>allofmymoney.jpg

>>24176443
Ponyville is the Village
The Mayor is Number2
Celestia is Number1 (or is she?)
But what would Rover be like?

>>24176435
Of course they're real.

>>24176569

"L-La Rareza! I thought I was supposed to fight Twilight!" I hugged my shoulders and shrank back slightly. "If I'd known you were going to be here, then, um… I wouldn't have come tonight." I wanted to speak louder, but my heart was going about fifteen thousand miles an hour. Damnit! Why did it have to be her? I owed her too much to fight her now. But she was in my way, and if she wanted it, then far be it from me not to oblige a lady.

Soft purple rose petals fell from the lights above as La Rareza sauntered toward me. The way she moved those hips made me wish I hadn't been born a girl. "Why Flutterdie? Are you afraid to face me?" Her white-gloved finger on my chin sent fire down my spine. "Are you, perhaps, worried that I am calling on you to pay your debt to me, my dear? That I would ask you to," Suddenly, she was in front of me, sliding her arm around my waist and tucking a muscular thigh between mine, "take a fall, for me?"

My eyes fluttered as the beautiful luchadora dipped me backward. Celestia above, she was beautiful! My I was taller by nearly a full head, and had a good twenty pounds on her, but she moved me like it was nothing. Her face was an inch from mine. A little closer and I could kiss her. My stomach knotted and twisted and other parts of me threatened to rebel if I let this go on any further. My fingers clenched; they were eager to feel the beautiful wrestler's body twist and bend beneath them. They, at least, knew why I was here.

"N-no. I would never take a fall for y--" I tried to say, but La Rareza's finger on my lips caught me. "I think you already have…" I yelped as I was flung away. "But that is not why we are here tonight! For to face the champion mi pequeña mariposa, you must first face me!"

NEED MOE GILDA MOR E GILDA SOM UCH MORE GILA GILDA GILDA GILSA GISLA IGLA GI

>>24176591

Spike coughed and stepped up to the two as the music died down and the arena's roar fell to an expectant hush. Oh thank Celestia for you, Spike. I don't know if I could have handled another minute of that. "Ladies, good clean fight out there, you hear?" He tried to grab my shoulder, and I cut him off with a swift elbow to the jaw. I was a blur as I surged forward and grabbed Rareza by the arms and drove my knee up into her stomach.

"I'm so so sorry, Rareza, but I have to fight the champion," I whispered into the Spanish woman's ear, just loud enough for the crowd to hear. "For Angel."

Angel. That bitch Twilight had done… something to him, and now he wouldn't even look at me. He just turned away every time I tried to feed him, wouldn't listen when I called his name. He was wasting away from Celestia knew what, and Twilight held the answer.

Rareza's foot caught me in the chin and sent me spinning backward. My head swam as I tried to regain my senses, and watched as Rareza walked slowly over to me. "I'm sorry, I truly am, darling." She meant it. I could see it in the way her eyes wouldn't meet mine, and the tilt of her head. She hated this as much as I did. "But you know how it is. Nightmare McMoon plays the pipes and we all dance to her tune."

I looked blearily up at her. "But Twilight's the one providing the sheet music." I was slurring. Not good. Head in the game, Flutter.

>>24176567
I mentioned it before.

Think of Quebec, how it has two languages. They use the superior Human Latin letters to communicate across all species and lands.

They use their inferior Pony script within their town only.

>>24176592
No.

>>24176616

Her foot swung toward my head and I just caught it before it sprayed my teeth across the mat. I shoved myself upright and pulled hard on her foot, flooring her. It was all I could do to make it between her legs before she snapped them closed and I lost my opening. I still ended up caught with them around my chest, but that's exactly where I wanted them. I ignored the crushing vice for a second and grabbed a fistful of her vinyl top and hooked my arm under her leg. I rushed forward and pulled backward at the same time, bending her in half at the waist until our faces were inches apart. Hers was a lovely mask of pain, while mine was split by a huge grin. She opened an eye and pleaded silently with me, but she was mine and she knew it. All I had to do was keep up the pressure, and then I could—

"YEW GIT YER FILTHY PAWS OFFA MAH PARDNER."

Oh no.

A pair of calloused hands grabbed me roughly and pulled me from between Rareza's legs, and I was suddenly airborne. It was a weird feeling that lasted for too long but ended too quickly. I slammed into the ropes on the opposite side of the ring and fell to the mat. The mat shook as my new dance partner stomped over to me. Applesmackdown. Nearly seven feet and three hundred pounds of blonde Texan with a bad accent thundered toward me. Her arms were wide open. She wanted to go in for a bear hug? Fine. I liked to play it close.

I jumped to my feet and darted in. She was all but spilling out of that stupid flannel top, so it was too easy to snatch her by the sensitives and twist until she howled. I smiled down at Applesmackdown as she went to her knees, the audience hissing in sympathy like a teakettle.

>>24176414

Squeak is back!?! Since when!?

>>24176631

>>24176592

>>24176633

"You know it's rude to interrupt, Apple," I said quietly. "If you wanted some time alone with Rareza, you only had to ask me." Rareza gasped somewhere on the other side of the ring. "I'm here to talk with Twilight, anyway."

Apple's eyes narrowed. I'd hit a nerve. Applesmackdown was Twilight's most faithful minion. I'd have to fight her, too, if I wanted a shot at the ringleader. I smiled. That was fine. We'd all have such a nice time together.
I let go of her and whipped my knee at her chin. Her head snapped backward, but she ate the blow like it was nothing, and swung at me with those powerful ham-hands of hers. I danced under the blow and delivered a swift jab to the gut. She rocked back, hissing with pain, and so did I. The bitch's abs were like rocks! I ignored the pain and drummed on her kidneys, trying to keep the smile off of my face as she was driven backwards. A kick to the inside of the knee had her kneeling again, and then my knee was back up in her jaw, taking her on the edge. I could feel it crack. I wanted to apologize to her. She was my friend once, after all. But oh it felt so good.

I swung a right cross at her jaw, hard enough that the audience gasped, and looked up as Apple fell to the mat. Where was Rareza? She should have been hammering at me with those mile-long kicks of hers.

"No need to thank me, Flutterdie."

>>24176592
Face it, you are a one shot character. You are not even a pony, so you don't even get the love that one shot blue horse gets.

>>24176373

I didn't save it. But it was in a morning thread from yesterday.

>>24176654

My face fell. Not this annoying brat again. Always tagging along behind me, riding my coattails or trying to steal my glory. I turned and glowered as hard as I could at her. The rainbow-haired little snot in her tight blue spandex laughed and rubbed her bandaged nose at me. Okay, I needed to work on my glare. Sue me. I couldn't scare a kitten with my stare. "Hah! No need to pout! I just took care of this skinny bitch so she'd stay off your back. Couldn't leave my best pal hangin'!"

I looked down at the mat beneath her. Rareza was out cold, her violet tresses a sweaty mess from where my 'savior' had trampled them. I could feel my blood boiling the more I looked at her.

"Besides, it's just one more step on my way to beating up the Champion and taking my place as Equestria's Queeeen of Wrasslin'!" She hopped down from the rope she'd been sitting on and struck a pose. The audience booed at her, but we both ignored it.

"Painbro Smash, you are not my friend, er, not right now. And you are not going to take the championship away from me!" I stomped my foot and pointed at her. I wasn't normally this mean, except when fighting, but Painbro Smash just got on every nerve I had! "Go home!"

Smash, predictably, just smirked and flicked that rainbow mop she called hair back. "And miss out on a chance to take on the champ? No way." She bounced up onto her toes and put her fists up. "Unless you're wanting to keep me from it, babe. 'Cause we can go anytime you want. Like right now!"

>>24176652
i am ok with this

>>24176674

I almost didn't catch the rabbit punch she threw at my face. Damn, she was fast! I had to twist out of the way as she rushed in, trying to put me off balance, but I swept my leg out as she dashed forward, tripping her and sending her facefirst into the mat. I bent down to grab her by the hair and hissed into her ear, "I'm the one who's going to beat Twilight, Painbro. I've worked too long for this."

Rareza groaned and got to her feet at the same time that Apple was getting to hers. She had to cradle her jaw, but looked like she was about to murder me despite it. Rareza just looked sorry. Then both of them stopped and looked up. Fear was written plainly across their faces as the lights began to dim and smoke rolled out of the machines set into the entrance. Deep purple lasers played across the ceiling and smoke as the one I'd come out to fight stepped out into the entrance.


She was small. Disarmingly so, I thought. But every inch of the little woman was packed with more muscle and skill than any three or four fighters. She oozed power and confidence as she stepped out into a spotlight to the thunderous roar of the crowd and the accompaniment of a dozen pyrotechnics. I narrowed my eyes and grit my teeth. Her awful purple cowboy hat and bright pink shades were an eyesore, and the coat she wore was covered in gaudy, glittery tassels.

"OH YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Oh yes.

>>24176688

"SOMEONE MUST BE TRYING TO GET MY ATTENTION WITH ALL THESE ANTICS OUT IN THE RING, BECAUSE I CAN FEEL MY EARS BURNIN' SOMETHING FIERCE!" Macho Mare Twilight Savage stepped out into the entrance aisle, her hands outstretched to accept the high-fives of the audience. I glared the entire time, wishing my face wasn't so cute, and put my boot down between Painbro's shoulderblades to pin her in place.

Twilight calmly walked up into the ring, and it was all I could do to keep from jumping her right there. "So, Flutterdie. I hear you've been an up-and-comer in recent weeks, yeah?" She grinned and mimed a couple of punches. "Fighting your way to the top and stepping on anyone who gets in your way, eh? Like poor Rareza here." She opened her arm, and the tall Spaniard slid into it with a guilty look. "She's been about yer only friend in the EWWW, and you'd climb over her broken, lifeless body if it meant a shot at me, huh?"

I just stared, waiting for her to finish. I'd get my chance.

"AND POOR YOUNG PAINBRO! All she's ever wanted was to be your friend, to help you rise, even if she went about it the wrong way, and you're stepping on her right now! OH HOW I ENJOY THE PAIN YOU CAUSE, YOUNG FLUTTERDIE! YOUR BRUTAL, SADISTIC FIGHTING STYLE AND YOUR ADORABLE BABY FACE AMUSE ME TO NO END!"

N GIL A FR YOU SHE IS NOT AW SO E L KE FLUTTERSHY

Angry typing is not good typing.

has anyone noticed that spike fans tend to hate characters like Gilda, Dash, Luna or Derpy?

>>24176639

Yep! My ban seems to have ended three days early! It's good because I really missed you guys!

>>24176698

Applesmackdown walked over to the Macho Mare and peeled her tassled coat from her shoulders, then pulled Rareza from the Macho Mare's arm and guided her to the edge of the ring. I watched them go out of the corner of my eye. Rareza was trying not to cry as Apple held her. I wanted to say something, wish them luck in the new order when I toppled Twilight, but I couldn't spare any more attention than I had.

"Twilight." I let out a quiet breath. This was the moment I'd waited for. "Um, I've saved a can of whoopass for you. If you want it, that is." Damnit. It wasn't tough enough. "I even wrote your name on it in magic marker so that no one would steal it out of the fridge. Th-the fridge of pain, I mean. The one I'm going to empty onto your head and stuff you into when I beat you, that is. If you don't mind." At least I wasn't stuttering this time. Too much.

"YOUR FEEBLE TAUNTS AMUSE ME FURTHER, YOUNG WRESTLER!" Her smile was genuine, if mocking. "BUT ENOUGH OF SUCH GAMES!" I tensed as Twilight threw her arms back and gestured to the crowd. This was it. "NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DRINK DEEPLY THE NECTAR OF PAIN FROM THE GOBLET OF MACHO MARE, AND KNOW ONCE AGAIN WHAT FOOLISHNESS IT IS TO CHALLENGE MY MASTERY OF THE ARENA!"

My heart beat like a jackhammer against my chest as the lights came back up and Twilight raced toward me. I pushed off of Painbro's back and surged forward at the exact same time, a cry on my lips.

>>24176579
Maybe Rainbow Dash?
Or Pinkie Pie on her flying machine

>>24176506
The pony hieroglyphs are kind of like the text of Latin bibles in pre-reformation Europe. They've got all kinds of super special and important information written in it, but only a few ponies who can read the pony-latin are able to decipher it.

...Or at least that's the cover story.

It's all really just one of Celestia's big practical jokes. The 'words' are just the equivalent of pony wingdings and have never had any meaning to them at all. Celestia and a few other highly placed unicorns use this to spout whatever stream-of-consciousness "ancient secret knowledge" pops into their head, and then they just sit back and laugh as all the other ponies start running around like mad making preparations for some incoming prophesied threat.

It doesn't help things that all of Equestria's legal codes are also 'written' in illegible pony-garble. Canterlot is filled with trolls and rampant government corruption as a result of this (either they don't know the laws they are enforcing or they make up the law to suit their own needs) and the only reason the whole system didn't fall apart centuries ago is the fact that the lady holding things together at the top is both immortal and a god.

>>24176713

"Awww, shoot! I lost again." Rainbow Dash threw down her controller and sulked on Twilight's couch.

Fluttershy reached over and rubbed her hoof against her friend's shoulder. "It's okay, Rainbow. We can't win everything, right? I'm just glad everyone is having such a good time."

"A good time?" drawled Applejack as she looked down from her perch on top of the couch. "There ain't no way none of us are gonna have a good time if'n we keep playin' that stupid game. Twilight keeps beatin' th'tar out of us every time she enters!" She huffed and bucked her hind legs, kicking off the stupid-looking tasseled coat that had been draped across her flanks.

"Applejack, do you mind!" harped Rarity as the coat landed on her head. She spat out a tassel and then folded the coat in her lap. "I'm afraid I have to agree, darling. Twilight ruins E.W.W.W. with her silly Macho Mare impression every time." Applejack nodded. "And it don't help that she's such a whiz at this game."

"THIS SOUNDS LIKE POOR SPORTSMANSHIP TO THE MACHO MARE!" bellowed Twilight as she stood up from the game, hooves on her hips. "I WOULD THINK THAT SOME OF THE GREATEST FIGHTERS I HAVE EVER KNOWN WOULD SHOW MORE DIGNITY IN DEFEAT! Alas, The Macho Mare thinks she is mistaken." Twilight tried to hide her grin, unsuccessfully, as she pulled off her neon colored shades with 'Twilight' painted across them in garishly colored letters.

Afternoon all
anyone got a picture of a scenery in the show without any characters in?
need one for testing a MLP:FiM Monkey Island like game

>>24176709
Heya Squeak

>>24176551
Thanks!
I was thinking of AJ going back to school once Apple Bloom got to be mane cast size & could help with the farm. (Based on a throw-away line in a fic that she'd dropped out when Apple Bloom was born.)
I'll keep a wider age difference in mind when I do it digitally.

>>24176708
No
I like Spike and Gilda

>>24176709
14-day-bans were lifted yesterday

Unless you thought that you were going to be un-banned on the 14th, WHICH IS THE FRIENDOFF DAY

what are you guys gonna do?

>>24176728

"Oh no! I'm happy you're enjoying rubbing our noses in disgrace, Twilight!" Fluttershy chirped up from the floor with a tiny smile. "It's not often we all get together and enjoy a whole day without disaster, after all." Twilight fidgeted and looked down uncomfortably. "I would like it if you apologized to Angel, though. He's been sulking all day." Twilight's head sunk a little lower.

Fluttershy stood and trotted over to her friend and rubbed her cheek against the unicorn's, reassuring her she wasn't mad. "Don't worry, Twilight. I'm sure the others aren't mad at you for grinding their little characters faces into the mats for the seventeenth time today. Right?"

Applejack and Rarity looked at each other and grinned wickedly. "Oh of course not, darlings. We wouldn't dream of being poor sports." Applejack nodded. "And to honor the Ponyville champeen of Ee-Dubya-Dubya-Dubya, we would like to present you with a token of our respect." She winked at Rainbow, then gripped a couch cushion in both front hooves. "GET 'ER FELLAS!"

Twilight yelped and giggled as the losers graced their champion with a flurry of thrown pillows. Even Fluttershy brought herself to fling a throw pillow at Twilight's head, only for it to fall short just inches from the pegasus' mouth.

Rainbow Dash looked up from the melee and glanced around. "Hey wait a second, where'd Pinkie Pie go?"

>>24176708
Can't say I've seen evidence because Spike fans don't exist.

Anyone have a vector of Rarity with her wings? I'm gonna make it my new TF2 spray.

Anybody notice that Lauren Faust favorited the transvestite MLP cosplayers? And some people still think Dash isn't a lesbian.

>>24176567

Ass-pulled Solution That I Thought About Too Much:

The pony writing system is a complex series of symbols and pictograms. It is similar to several Asian languages, in can express a great deal with only a few characters, but some concepts are inevitably left out. For those, they use a second, less compact writing system. This system is the western alphabet.

Sometimes the alphabet is used even when pictograms will do, for reasons of aesthetics or for the benefit of younger ponies who have not yet learned all the thousands of symbols in the pony language.

For this same reason, many signs in and around Ponyville are marked with simple images instead of words, and this is why Twilight's library is marked simply with a picture of a book, Applejack's farm with an apple, etc.

Any episode that features my poni waifu, Rarity, is a good episode.

>>24176753

***

"Luna, baby, doll, sweetheart. You're beautiful, love what you did with your hair." Pinkie Pie's motor mouth paused to chew on the unlit cigar stub in her mouth. "Listen, got a new proposition for ya. Think you're gonna love it, sweetiecakes! Listen, the Macho Mare thing? I love it, you love it, but the fans are tired of the same old thing. They need something new, something fresh. This Flutterdie kid I've been training up? She's our ticket. She's got the moxie, the skills, just needs a bit more experience before she takes on the champ, you dig? Also, I was thinkin' of bringing in some eye candy for the fans. Something just for the boys. Not that the big five aren't nice to look at, especially Rareza." Pinkie Pie leered over at her companion and growled. "But we need something just for show. Draw in more crowds. Whattaya think?"

Luna narrowed her eyes and glared across the table at Pinkie Pie. She folded her hooves over each other and idly smoothed the lapels of her suit coat with a flicker of magic. "My name..." she purred, trying to hide a smile, "...is Miss McMoon."

***

Fin~

>>24176746

Don't the 14 day bans get lifted on saturday? Is Squeak an exception?

>>24176759

Is this good enough?

>>24176778
no, they got lifted on the 10th

>>24176759
Our deity is the best deity

>>24176746
I keep trying to find a good fanfic to draw a picture for, but so far most of them just make my eyes bleed.

>>24176708
I think it's just the one "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE" asshole who seems to think that Spike is the only supporting character we should be allowed to talk about.

>>24176786

Any explanation on why the early lifting?

>>24176763
>go see it
>only 2 favorites
>one of them is faust
>only one comment
>it's faust

Are those guys?

>>24176777
Oh my god, that picture is fucking HILARIOUS! I have not read this fanfic but that picture may or may have not inspired me to do so.

Good show!

So about that Tara Strong interview tomorrow...

They said they would talk a bit about her role as Twilight as well as her anime stuff. I wasn't even aware she had been in any anime. Anyone know what her roles were?

>>24176733
Hey Jim-San! Good luck with the game!

>>24176746
Ah that's good to hear, so everyone is back to how it was before the 'Incident"? Wonderful!

I'm not sure, I was thinking about perhaps doing a story about Granny Smith when she was young, it's been requested a few times, so I figured I'd take a shot at it.

>>24176796
It wasn't early, the 14 days passed

>>24176796
moot realized the bans were bullshit?

I wouldn't mind seeing 34 of MadMax, Squeak and Pacce with me
One big happy family


I'm sorry, I just got here
What are you guys talking about?

>>24176817
LOL (yeah, that idea warrants such a worthless post)

>>24176814

Ban hammer came down on a Saturday evening. 14 days means the bans get lifted on a Saturday evening two weeks away. Did you forget Febuary only had 28 days?

>>24176792

I suggest Scooting Along or Paradise, click the Five Star Tag on the blog, and you'll find some really great stuff.

I'm just really happy the bans are over. I missed Squeak and the rest of the regular contributors.

You know what this calls for?

>>24176830
>straight shipping

>>24176804

Pretty sure they're guys. and I'm cool with that

>>24176851

Aren't we still missing some people?

>>24175988
if someone is kidnapped they surely will be in the episode some.. but it could just as well be a "everybody BUT rarity"-episode if they make the kidnapping part small and the rescuing part large.

>>24176814

Actually mine hadn't, mine wasn't suppose to be up until Sunday, I accidentally clicked a link here, and found I wasn't banned. It appears they've finally sorted everything out.

>>24176851
Nothing.

>>24176858
No, they are just women.
Nerds are overreacting.
Doesn't matter anyway.

>>24176805

I hope you enjoy it!

It's the product of a fevered discussion in a googledocs page when we found the Muscleshy picture above and started brainstorming wrestleponies. This is the finished product of that session.

>>24176813
cheers, tho atm I'm missing the important bit which is the plot, without that the artwork can't be done and nor can programming.

>>24176851
Pinkie doing the Macarena?

What did op mean by Digest-ia?

>>24176830

Ill go /r/ up some gay for you and Pacce.

oh great
the tripfags are back
...
what ever

>>24176783
Thanks, brony

>>24176592

Did someone want a Moe Gilda?

>>24176851

I missed you too!

Also yes! I know what this means!

PARTY

>>24176890

>>24176902

You must be upset that the quality of the threads is improving. Perhaps you should leave and improve them some more.

>>24176830
Would that count as cybering?

>>24176907
you made that?

>>24176830

Um....I don't think that would be a very happy family. I also dearly hope you're joking.

>>24176919
Don't start

>>24176804
holy fucking shit

>>24176926
yes ma'am.

>>24176907

The fuck is this shit?

>>24176940
context please

I'd love to have more episodes featuring all the ponies. Spotlight episodes tend to be boring.

>14 day bans were lifted
>mfw people forget that February is only 28 days long and most bans came on the 27th and it's only the 10th.

>>24176965
Just report the obvious ban evader. We dont need those scum in our threads.

>>24176965
math is for fags spike

>>24176987
>He has a calender. That must mean he's ban evading.

>>24175988
What did he mean by that?
>They use stomaces to digestia?

>>24176991
But there's scientific evidence that suggests that women and fags are worse at math on average.

I never left
I only got a one day ban, somehow

>>24176838
Try one of these:

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/script-bubble-beams-best.html

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-offer.html

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-bar.html


There are others, but these are the ones I think would make for good fanart but don't have any yet.

>>24177014
They literally use their stomachs to digest.

>>24177014
it's a quote

>>24176958
In preschool when Rainbow Dash and Gilda first met they both learned to like each other. They were always racing, running around the room. Rainbow dash always claim to be the faster one even though they always tie. Right before they graduated, Gilda made Rainbow promise that they would return and settle who was the fastest.

They later met again in high school, their score still unsettled. Both of them forgot of that moment in preschool and that promise.

>>24177014
It's to obscure
you wouldn't understand

>>24177026
Does it involve... The v word?

I don't really know what's going on ITT, but I just have one thing to say:

The day I see fanart/fanfics of tripfag rule34, is the day this fandom is dead to me.

>>24176933
Mayyyyybe

wow

the quality of the thread sure improved

>>24177076
Uh, did you miss the one about MadMax and Pacce and the other tripfag? The fandom's been dead to you for a while.

>>24177084

Slower threads are always better.

>>24177076
There's some above by Klondike, though it ends up a parody.

However, because you said you didn't want to see it, you have invoked the quantum fetish theory. People are currently working on that picture as we type.

GET IN HERE, EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW
http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf
Room: MLP

This pic is too obscure and artistic, you wouldn't get it
>>24177076
there have been 3 tripfag shipping fics

>>24177033
They also made another promise, one evening out before the setting sun. It was just a joke...or was it? A promise that Gilda never really forgot. She continues to hover around Rainbow's life, hoping someday the pegasus will remember.

It's just like one of my Japanese animes

So still no gif to be found of this scene?

>>24177076

It's been dead for awhile now son. You're on a sinking ship.

>>24176378
LET GO OF MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

>>24177109
fuck that, I want the gif of this scene

>>24177090

I have not seen it, no. Nor do I want to.

Also, fuck you.

>>24177033

Stop making me feel emotions.

Squeaks! good to see you and everyone on so ear--
>>24176830
. . .

>>24177119

>>24177076
Ha, ha, ha!

Oh wow!

>>24177152
BWUH

So, /co/lts, I have a question. Tomorrow I will not be in town to get my pony fix. I understand there is a website where we can download the new episodes before they are uploaded onto youtube. Where could I find this wonderful place?

>>24177076
I think there is one.

i realy dont know why this sudenly interest in the madmax rule 34 but i think if you realy whant it you must talk with MM first

>>24177195
I approve

>>24176239
Wow, that's the most adorable I've ever seen Rarity. She's approaching Fluttershy levels in that gif.

>>24177190
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14vEUmE4WgUjXhXT8elNTkvt6JpHUTm4-bFXvmhPoQNI/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CKuAhdcF&pli=1#

They're up on youtube hours before on MU or MF.

>>24177215

>>24177215
yeah but how does madmax feel about it?

>>24177215
>FiM threads have a trip doppelganger
>He still provides OC
FRIENDSHIP!

Requesting a picture of Dinky saying to Derpy "One day, I'll have pretty wings, just like you."

>>24177215
FUCK YES
Feels good to know I started the whole Jurassic Park/ Equestria crossover.
I know its crossing into Dino territory but I liked the idea.

>>24177195
Why would you need to talk to the person you're doing 34 of? I'm pretty sure nobody talked to Hugh Laurie before they drew picture of him fucking Robert Leonard.

Unless you want max to draw herself naked, which would be an awkward conversation.

>>24176484
>6- Report the kidnappers to your local Princess.
We're sorry, but the princess is in another castle.

>>24177195
>>24177239
>Caring about other peoples feelings

Woah, when did this happen?

WHEN I WAS

>>24177296
A LITTLY FILLY
AND THE SUN WAS

>>24177309

GOING DOOOOOOOOWWNNN

>>24177294
It's those ponies.

They . . . change you.

>>24177317
THE DARKNESS AND THE SHADOWS

>>24177296
A YOUNG BOY

>>24177336
THEY WOULD ALWAYS MAKE ME FROWN~

200 hours in MS paint

>>24177375
I'D HIDE FROM MY PILLOW

>>24177138

My thoughts precisely.

Good morning to you too though!

>>24177406
FROM WHAT I THOUGHT I SAW

>>24177296
A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

>>24177404
It's like Spike and Snips had a baby

>>24177404
Oh god what have you done?

Kill it now! Release it from it's agony.

>>24177404

Holy shit. Excellent work, brony.

>>24177426

>>24177280
well MM is one of the awesome draw friends we have so i think at least we can ask first
>>24177294
i try to keep others feelings in mind all ways

>>24177426
Nah, they adopted. But the doctor did say they child was not genetically not that different,.

>>24177418
PS. Left an update about the writing situation on that /chat/ thread.

Poor Squeaks. You are becoming the Dash of tripfriends. You are shipped with everyone.

I love this artist's take on the ponies as humans, I hope she does more

>>24177476
It means nothing to me without some 34 with it.

>>24177296
17
It was a very good year

>>24177195
>implying it hasn't been done already
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-squeak-and-madmax.html

I hate tripfag shipfics.

But I would totally read one with madmax and mocha
or madamx and caluriri

>>24177476

>>24177476
Since she did the side characters first, it's pretty likely she's going to at least finish out the core cast and do the other two CMC.

>>24177421
BUT GRANNY-PIE SAID THAT WASN'T THE WAY

>>24177502

>>24177439
>ask first
>internet
The urge to be a dick and draw 34 of max just to see how people will react is starting to become harder to ignore.

I need to just stop coming to these threads.

>>24177476
That's one of the better Twilights, but I don't agree with the take on her hair. Looks a little bizarre,

>>24177515
AT ALLLLLLL~

Not only is there no bacon in Equestria but no Chick-Fil-as.
How could Celestia create such a mad world?
Oh and Sly, you can join if you want.

>>24177517
>samepose sameexpression
The horror

>>24177519

Dude. What if she requested it? Dude! What if she drew some herself?!

>>24177517

>>24177548
Then it would be time to take my leave forever.

>>24177517
Oh wow, I love Rarity's outfit in this, the one on the right. That is beautiful.

Anybody have a zip of all the Ponybeat music?

>>24177476
Twilight looks like he has horrible case of sideburns.
Cannot unsee.

>>24177560
>>24177517
>>24177502
>>24177476
They all seem to be seem to have blackeyes because they have so much black around their eyes. When I first saw it on Rarity I thought it was just her, but they all have it.

>>24177404
This made my day... seriously. Thank you /co/

>>24177517
>Diamond belt
>Diamond zippers

I MAD That I couldn't think of that first

>>24177542
What about me? I have a thing for clown-fros
and BALOONS

You guys forgot this one

>>24177587
I don't mind the heavy eyeliner, but they all have the same generic anime poses and expressions. So samey it hurts.

And the Rest

>>24177610
>Hobbit weed is a helluva drug

>>24177450

Tell me about it...

Foreveraship.jpg

i might be slowpoking by referring to the op topic but....

single character spotlights are ok, but i would prefer bi-character spotlights, where two of them are the focus

using the entire cast as the focus would be monstrously difficult to pull off without all of them turning into essentially stereotypes of themselves since they don't have time to add any characterization to each of them equally
trust me, i know about group characterization, it makes them all look bad

I'll stop being an art whore now. Starting to feel like Orochi. I just have such an art boner today. Anyone have any request? I'll do two before I have to leave for class.

>>24177652
>bi-character
So is rarity gay or bisexual?

FLY AWAY

>>24177652
>bi-character spotlights
So Dash, yes?

>>24177622
I should of clarified: Even all of them heavy eye liner is fine, but all the eyes LOOK THE SAME.

The characters do not have the same eyes. It is one of the few physical distinctions between them.

>>24177662
Rarity as the wolf from Okami and MvC3

>>24176155

Pinkie is part goddess. That's why she can levitate, break the fourth wall, clone herself, etc.

Princess Celestia used to be pink until that part of her became Pinkie.

Pinkie is Pony Jesus.

>>24177662
Rainbow Dash trying to fly to the moon.

>>24177667
The question is whether she's bi or straight, since she obviously wants Celestia's nephew. The fact that the nephew may not exist is irreverent.

>>24177616
Sure, I got enough roofies for the class

>>24177560

Any Fluttershy?

>>24177696
Amaterasu. Got it.

>>24177704
Alright! On it!

>>24177677

>>24177720
Yay! Thank you.

>>24177731
That thumbnail is creepy...

>>24177109
just clopped off rainbow dash?

Is it too late to post tripfag pony porn? : 8

>>24177705
she obviously made up that story to get the ticket

So. Last episode with the CMC. Do we have any gifs of Applebloom's dances?

>>24177542
>Star Wars
I'll never join you!

>>24177770
Kimochi warui~

>>24177709

No Fluttershy or Pinkie Pie yet

>>24177770
>This picture

>>24177770
Draw futa Luna and Celestia
humans of course

DON'T GIVE ME YOUR MUFFINS
DERPY-CHAN YOU'RE MINE AND THAT'S ALL IT TAKES
I DON'T WANT YOU THOUGH, YOU'RE NOT MY CLOYDES
LIVE ON THE EDGE OF EDGE LIVING DESIRE
FISTING MY HEART SO ANGRILY
ITS MANEBROW RAGE CAN'T YOU SEE

>>24177770
That
Is
Awesome
!

>>24177770
I, uhh, hmm

>>24177838

I HAVE A RIVAL NAMED RAINBOW DASH
SHE'S SORTA STRONG BUT MOSTLY GAY
SO LISTEN TO YOUR HEART, LISTEN TO THE BEAT
LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF THE STREET
DON'T GIVE ME YOUR PONY HEAT
LET'S ALL MEET AT DERPY-CHAN IN PARADISEEEEE!!

>>24177838
I HAVE A RIVAL, HER NAME IS DASHSUKEI
SHE'S KINDA STRONG BUT MOSTLY GAY

>>24177770
A pale? Get that uncouth image out of here! Think of the grubs that might stumble upon it!

>>24177861
>>24177860
>>24177838
Stop that, it's not funny.

>>24177770
>MFW I'm the root of all of this evil talk of r34 MM

>>24175988

I like stories that focus on the mane 6 somewhat equally, but still feature one or two. I think of it this way:

The last episode with the CMC talent show didn't really show the mane 6 hardly at all. I didn't like it that much, because even though they're super cute, the CMC are not as interesting as the mane 6.

The episode where Rarity and AJ have a sleepover at Twilight's only had 3 characters, but it was kind of predictable and not that interesting to me.

Sonic Rainboom was fucking Celestia tier because RD was clearly the star, but they found a way to feature Rarity being awesome in an unexpected way without taking anything away from RD. It also showed a new setting, Cloudsdale, which was really interesting. And the other ponies all got to participate and even though their parts were smaller, they weren't less memorable. Case in point: Fluttershy (yay).

>>24177838
>>24177861

>Go on Ed blog
>Scan front page
>Only one shipping story in sight

Blog pony must be going nuts right now

>>24177649
Jury is still out if I'm finding this situation adorable or . . .

. . . not adorable.

>>24177882
>stop having fun guys

>>24177863
WOOPS sorry

>>24177919
>implying futa autofellatio

>>24177770
to early you mean

and why is Madmax SO CUUUTE??

>>24177667
>>24177672
yeah yeah laugh it up chucklefucks

Morning fine peoples

I've gotta another story cooking with FluttershyxRarity, but I'm taking some forethought and splitting this into manageable parts

>>24177908

It can be considered adorable in some respects.

In others...it's moderately terrifying.

I don't wanna sleep with Sprinkles.

>>24177770

>>24177989
>she's a girl
>she likes the same cartoon as I do
>she must be cute
Whether or not she's actually cute I don't know, but if you're falling in love with a puking pony, it's the "perfect-girl-on-the-internet" effect.

>>24177993
giggle at the goatse

>>24178014
>I don't wanna sleep with Sprinkles.

as if you had a choice in the matter

>>24178045
Is that blush part of the show?

>>24177908
As long it's funny and cuddly

>>24178014
Shipping doesn't imply sleeping!

My gosh! What a dirty mind!

>no shipping of me yet
>huehuehuehue

here have a WIP of something that I'm not sure where it's going

>>24177770
>>24178014

Like that, that right there is where I draw the line. Actually, my line was several miles behind that, you just drove over it going 6000MPH in a fighter jet.

>>24178031
eh? i just think her OC is well designed

>>24178064
Crossing the line in ten seconds flat!

for some reason, all my gifs went hyperspeed on me? Pinkie looks like she is about to explode

What the fuck is going on in here?!

>>24177832

Gosh you're persistent.

I admire that.

>>24178055
Nope. RD has never blushes.

>>24178061
Looks like it's on the local to sadland.

>>24177903
blog brony isn't a fan of shipping actually, and gets flooded with shitty shipping from DA daily. he needs a pre-screener to filter out the crap to be honest.

>>24177770

That is what i think it is isnt it?

Hey bronies, I hate to be an /r/etard, but I'm looking for something pony. Anyone have the screen cap of the Jurassic park speech replaced with pony? They are pack hunters, they sneak up and hug you, etc etc. I tried to save it when I first saw it, but it 404'd. Thanks!

In return, a pony credit card

>>24177832
Who do you think i am?! some sort of creep?!! i only draw Homestuck porn now.

>>24178059

Blame Sprinkles.

>>24177542
What's Chick-fil-as?

>>24178045
>>24178055
Nope. Some anime fag's idea of making it "better".

>>24178114
Huh. I wonder if he could take a volunteer for that position.

Hmm.

Also, no, not me. I'm too busy writing.

>>24178132

>>24178055
yes

>>24178159
Thank you!!!

>>24178159
>glomp
all of my god damn hate.

>>24178064


Posting Squeak's OC, whatever you do, don't do anything evil with it.

>>24178142
The blush makes Pinkie look like she hasn't slept in weeks
>>24178138
That's a nightly occurrence.

>>24178159

>never seen a Pinkisaurus Wrecks

Parties will find a way

goodness back to dinosaurs again are we

>>24178217
I don't want any part of this

>>24177696
Just imagine all the fabulous gear she gets!

Amaterarity is lifting her leg. WHY IS SHE DOING THAT?! NO! BAD! BAD DOG!!

>>24178206
I see through your diversion!
>serious face Pinkie.jpg

>>24178138
I collect blame

>>24178260
WHAT HAS FABULOUS DONE?!

>mfw image limit

>>24178236

Protip: KARTOONS

>>24178260

The image limit upload.

why

>>24177770
I cannnot approve of this any harder than I am right now. This is hilarious and I thank you for making this.

>>24178206

Why anon?.....why?

SadFluttershy.jpg

>>24178306
Nah. I just wanted to get it posted before the new thread. So I could work on the other one. I deleted one of my image post so I can post this.

>>24178273
You're gonna get yours someday Sergeant Sprinkles.

Your number is gonna come up.

>>24178321
>>24178321
>>24178321

The escape pod seats two, but I like to put my seat up.

>>24178334
yea, lets make the focus of the new general your trip instead of something boring and already used, like "MLP General" or something silly.

goddamnit.

Here. This is a better thread ender

1000% related

>>24178243

Fat lotta good you're doing here then

>>24178292
Protip: doesn't matter shit. It's lazy.

>>24178355
Reported.

>>24178014
dont worry Squeak i wont let Sprinkles harm you

>>24178412
>Because I'll do it first.

>>24178403
Retarded.

Oh hey guys whats going on in here?
>tripfag porn
nope.avi

>>24177705
Indeed.
Also note: she is the ONLY female pony who ever talked about male ponies or marriage!