Consider the following set:
{Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Spike, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Big Mac, Derpy, Luna, Celestia, Zecora, Trixie, Snips, Snails}

This set contains what is arguably the first and second tier characters.

Among these characters, there are exactly (18*17)/2 = 153 possible ships.

GET TO WORK PEOPLE!!!

Rarity is best pony

let us now remember Agro, liberator of Equestria.

Thread needs more Vinyl

>>24169065
CelestiaSpike should never happen.

I would...consider TrixieBelle.

New General?

Last night was Twilight and Derpy walls
tonight is Pinky Pie,

and....

>>24169105

Three months of winter coldness...and awesome holidays

>>24168997
*ahem*

>>24169067

yup.

Would anyone happen to have any good Winamp skins?
I'd prefer Applejack, Scootaloo or Rainbow Dash, but anyone is fine with me.

>>24169141

and Rarity Wallpaper

Enjoy!

>>24169147

>>24169067

Rarity mite b cool, but she is no match for Trixie's superiority. Rarity needs to go fix her green-ass wrecked hair and step off the stage.

>>24169067
Agreed.

>>24169114
DerpyMac

needs more impromptu griffon stories.

>>24169087
As much as Agro was a faithful and courageous steed, he shouldn't have survived that fall. Don't get me wrong, I was happy to see he survived but it made all the sadness I felt a little hollow.

Best Pony Rankings
1.Fluttershy
2.Rainbow Dash
3.Pinkie Pie
4.Derpy
5.Applejack
6.Rarity

LAST TIME ON MLP GENERAL: Waifu houses.

Not the houses of waifus, but declaring infrastructures as waifus.

>>24169187

sure, give me a few minutes or so

>>24169179

>mfw my interpretation of how Humanized Rarity would act gets legitimized

someone post a colored version of this please

>>24169065

>Snips, Snails

Get out.

>>24169173
This is important.

>>24169202
900001. Twilight Sparkle

Beginning the 3rd episode now but I got to say about episode 2

>dem hoof scrapes
>dose air snorts

Absolutely friggan adorable.

>>24169105
Sorry, but this just demands an image response

>>24169202

1. Rarity
2. Pinkie
3. Twilight
4. Fluttershy
5. Dash
6. Applejack

my opinions of the BGPs exist independently from my opinions of the mane cast.

they've shown up a few times...

>mfw I go to take a piss and hear "You're going to bed, right?"

>>24169184
Mac plus any lady pony is a given. It's the dudes that make the unlikely pairings.

Although ZecoraMac would strike my fancy.

"The Cutie Mark Chronicles" April 15, 2011
The crusaders look for Twilight and the other ponies to learn how they got their cutie marks.

>mfw they're bound to leave a main cast pony without an origin story,just because

And more CMC, stop it already!

>>24169105
amazing i hope that girl posts more

TIME FOR CARS FOR PONIES

and i don't mean listing them all in one post, give a couple of reasons why said pony would use said car

applejack is easy; ford F100, inherited from her pappy. It aint broke so don't fix it, and it gets the job done right well. even if parts of it are rusted through, but hey, that's classic charm

>>24169299
God, I hope so.

If anyone has some crack pairings, please post them. I'll post what I got in a min

>>24169282
1.Dash
2.Rarity
3.Twilight
4.Pinkie
5.Fluttershy
6.Applejack

>>24169206
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?

1) Twilight's Library
2) Rainbow Dash's Cloud McMansion
3) Sugarcube Corner
4) Fluttershy's Everfree Forest Guard-Cottage
5) Chez Rarity
6) The (Newly Rebuilt) Sweet Apple Acres Farmhouse

IT'S THE PONY HOUSING RUMBLE OF THE CENTURY! 100% UNSTABLE!

>>24169290
Yeah, but the dialogue would be kinda interesting, if not easy to misinterpret.

"Muffins!!!"

"Eeeyup"

>>24169202
>Pinkie Pie not # 1

y u trollin?

>>24169202
This man has literally NO idea what makes a good character. Congrats. Im not saying Fluttershy has to be your lowest but TOP that is so not true it HURTS. You only care about what is cute huh?

>>24169105
god why would you post that
ugh

>>24169325
Sugar cube corner. A clusterfuck of sweets, coke, torture chambers and god knows what else.

>>24169306
>pappy's car!
>just watch the clutch, bumpkin
this thought is adorable

1. Rainbow Dash
2. Pinkie Pie
3.Fluttershy
4.Twilight Sparkle
5.Rarity
6.Applejack

>>24169202
1. RD
2. Twilight
3. Derpy
4. Scootaloo
5. PP

>>24169291
They're going to give us adorable main cast babby ponies that will never be toys (not counting those horrible soul-draining dolls).

Little Applejack will be the death of me. If her flashback includes little Big Mac I will spontaneously reanimate and die a second time.

>>24169187

pinky cutie mark

>>24169325
>Rainbow's house
>ROUND ONE, FIGHT
>non-Pegasus immediately falls through ground to her death
>RAINBOW DASH WINS
>FLAWLESS VICTORY

>>24169147

I would pay so much for a stuffed Dash plush with removable vest and armband.

>>24169160

Do Winamp skins even exist for this show yet, or does nobody use Winamp anymore?

>>24169325
Rainbow Dash's fortress of solitude will wreck everyone's shit.

>>24169187

Rarity Cutie Mark

>>24169380
oh god they're going to do the oversized hat i just know it

>>24169384
because its fucking nasty

Trixie x Zecora

Go ahead and choose to believe in rules

Live an incredibly static life

>>24169325

well, you know what they say, darling.

fashion is deadly.

What's that radio? You say something?

I am sensing a lack of background ponies lately

All this Vinyl Scratch gave me an idea: if you could have a pony version of ONE band/musician, what/who would it be?

>mfw iscube rumit
>iscube

Captcha knows what's up

>>24169394
Winamp is butt ugly so no one uses it.

>>24169394
I use Winamp. I prefer it to Foobar

>>24169231
but, but..
MINE'S BIGGER

>>24169306
Rainbow does not even need a car, because she is the fastest flier in all of Equestria. But if she had one, it would be a freaking awesome sportscar, like the SSC Ultimate Aero, which she could afford because she is a multibillionaire ace member of the Wonderbolts.

Other ponies, are you even trying?

>>24169413
Reported, thats what I'm saying, good to know people who like MLP are the same autists who like this shitty meme.

Luna x Big Mac

>>24169426

Gojira.

>>24169421
so?
nobody should have to see that

>>24169342
Disregard the troll. Fluttershy isn't even close to being last as is Applejack

>>24169320
TrixieMac?

Again, Rarity is best pony

You will all see the light this friday

>>24169426
Miku Hatsune

>>24169443

sure, I'll write myself a note.

>>24169426
Black Sabbath. The Ozzy, Iommi, Butler, Ward lineup.

>>24169407

>Trixie x Zecora

Now THIS is Pod Racing! I want more of that ship, bad!

>>24169465
Been done

Gilda x Big Mac

>>24169433

Thats why we need some delicious new skins.
also
>he uses Winamp to look at instead of listen to music
laughingponies.jpg

>>24169465
That exists somewhere. Saw it yesterday.

Look what I found everyponie!

Twilight Sparkle is the fat, nerdy chick.
Rainbow Dash is the lesbian volleyball player.
Pinkie Pie is the school slut.
The rest are obvious.

>>24169487
Just imagine a Zone flash where Big Mac is the global male and each of the ponies could be switched by clicking a button.

>>24169426
"If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.
Pony, what a funny word. Say it, pony. PO-KNEE. Now ah've made myself giddy with delight. Towards the ponies *laughs*" ~ Thom Yorke

>>24169493
its fucking DISGUSTING
where IS HER PUBIC HAIR?
fucking BABY CROTCH

Who said this show is supposed to be a comedy?

You are trolling WAY too hard :/

Hey, it's a night thread. I think I'll go see what /co/ is up to.
>one treehouse peek later
. . .
Uhh . . .

>>24169482
You're a cool guy.

My pic: Between the Buried and Me. Pony Tommy Rogers would make me shit all colors of the rainbow

>>24169459
While I can see how you can see that (both are EASILY the worst two ponies) I personally believe that Fluttershy serves no purpose other than cute and at the very least AJ has made me chuckle a time or too. If Fluttershy ever MATTERED to a plot I would consider placing her in not last. That and FS is ALWAYS out shone by characters around her CMC for instance. I mean she sings a song and Sweetie Bell IMMEDIATELY sings a better song.

>>24169426
Trent Reznor.

>>24169460
nice

>>24169512

>Big Mac

Sounds shit.

>For the reporters for stupid shit.
If you nitpick with the same set of tweezers you use to fap with, you could almost say I am avataring.

>>24169522
Why?

>>24169489
70% function, 30% aesthetics.

Guess which portion Winamp got a zero on?

>>24169444
i could see dash in a super ricer car, i'm not sure she would have much of an eye for classics

>>24169536
derk the pizza jerk

>>24169502
I can see it! Look at where I'm pointing!

Celestia x Zecora

>>24169572
Reported. Fuck off to /b/.

>>24169544
it has nothing to do with grooming she is underage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>24169512
That would be amazing

>>24169525
Heh-heh... colors... made myself laugh.

TRUE PONY AWESOME RANKINGS:

1. Pinkie Pie

2. All other ponies are equally awesome. There is no worst pony, only a best pony.

Big Mac x Luna

>>24169556
Havent reported anything yet HOWEVER the rules do say no fap fics, Avatarfagging or Porn spoiled or not. And so as such we should report accordingly.

Gay Snails all up in this bitch.

>>24169590
Oh jesus, shouldn't you be in bed by now?

>>24169599
>listening to this album
>oh hey this is pretty goo-
>the 'singer' comes in
OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED

>>24169612
and that makes her not underage HOW?

>>24169520

This show defies definition

>>24169590
She clearly shaves and has developed hips. She's at least post puberty.

Zecora x Apple Bloom

>>24169621
you're so cool

>>24169602
Pinkie pie is only pure concentrated lolrandum you just said Gir is the best character on Invader Zim. Which is true if he got like 75% less screen time. That shit gets old FAST.

>>24169487
Inter-species Erotica

>>24169613
Gay Snails
is the best Snails

So this just happened to me.

>Living on my own
>Mother is out of the country, haven't seen her in a few months.
>Get a letter from her in the mail
>Try to read it in her voice in my head
>Can only read it in Celestia's voice
>My face when apparently Celestia is now my mom

I 'm not sure what that says about me as a person.

>>24169530
no need for FS?!
0/10

>>24169613
OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
VINCENT VAN /CO/ YOU BETTER TAKE THIS IMAGE BACK
THIS IS ONE I REFUSE

captcha; enefi problem
SEE EVEN THE CAPTCHA KNOWS

>>24169522
I've been waiting for this gif all week, and I didn't expect anyone to include the part of\ her backing away off the treehouse. Thank you/.

>>24169617
yes, I am quite tired.

>>24169621
Son... you best choose your next words carefully if you wanna leave here alive.

Today I decided I wanted a screencap of the scene in Showstoppers where the pony comes out with rainbow hair, since I thought it was one of the most humorous parts of the episode (her little baby cry mostly).
In the process of getting the cap, which involves freeze framing a lot to get the picture right, I noticed her cutie mark.

It's Lotus; AKA Spapony.

>>24169636
trollan trollan trollan

>>24169646

Nothing good.

That's it for the crack pairings I have...

I am still missing AJ x Pinkie Pie and RD x rarity from the 6 main character ships. Got the rest though

>>24169636
no, pinkie pie is not gir
somehow they have woven pinkie pie into some kind of impossible character whose schtick is eccentricity and hyperactivity, but she isn't annoying, she's actually a delight to watch.
that's deserving of some kind of reward

>>24169564
First peek I made was of the old Fluttershy yay or neigh debate.

Very next thing I saw were transparent panties.

Followed by shipping of random side characters. Time to back away, Pinkie style!

Snails and the Doc'.

>>24169636
>Pinkie pie is only pure concentrated lolrandum

No, sir.

>>24169651
She can never hold the spotlight for more than an instance. She immediately fads away into memory. She has no staying power.
How many ways do I have to say it?

>>24169679

i fucking love ApplePie.

>>24169679
Hahahaha, what the fuck is this picture

>>24169636
Not this shit again.

>>24169636

>>24169623
learn anatomy

...fine, I'll do it.

>>24169696
You know it doesnt even matter if shes underage would you like it if you were forced to look at ugly vaginas when you just want to discuss ponies?

>>24169674
That;s what worries me.

Made a higher resolution of this because I thought it was clever enough to look good.

It's true you don't see her with not broke dragons, especially not spike

>>24169724
Thanks mang

>>24169682
I hear ya'

>>24169636
I hate lolrandom. Pinkie is my favorite pony.

Cheerful and energetic do not equal random.

>>24169668
It's not. The mark isn't a perfect match, and they didn't paint her, only colored and styled her hair.

>>24169740
>holy crap flagons is a real word

>>24169702
That's just like, your perception, man

>>24169668
I...that may be the funniest thing I've seen pointed out in a very long time.

>>24169727
This thread is pretty big, you don't have to see one picture NOBODY else, but you replied to.

Also, learn to get a filter you raging faggot.

>>24169709
No idea... just one of my favs.

>>24169704
[insert joke about American Pie here]

Regarding Pinkie... see image

>>24169740

as soon as he gets bigger, though, he'll rampage across the countryside, collecting loot. and she will ride into battle on his back, casting magical lightning down upon their foes. they shall be the scourge of all Equestria, and it shall never stop until they possess all the Shiny Things in the world.

>>24169753
Exactly?
lolrandum = CUPCAKE NINJA SQUIRREL T-REX LOLOLOL
Pinkie Pie has the fast+hyperactive down but what she says actually follows some sort of sequence

>>24169727
OP here. Why must we have this argument? Can't we just move on?

>>24169790
She calls them combos

CAPTAIN PLANET!

>>24169786
>implying that the adult dragon they met isn't hundreds of years old and that Spike will outlive all the ponies

>>24169636
You're trolling the wrong group of fans, parasprite. We know your weakness. Pinkie has taught us well.

>>24169727
>forced
>spoiler

>>24169740
Thanks, was hoping someone would do that.

>>24169698
I would watch an entire sries of only Pinkie Pie centered adventures, just saiyan

We've gone over this before, haven't we? Pinkie Pie is the Deadpool of her universe, 4th wall aware and batty because of it.

Remember the last few moments of Bridle Gossip? She doesn't laugh, she just turns and stares, stares directly at us. She knows...

>>24169810
HELL NO AJ AINT THE BLACK ONE

>>24169740
Thanks, I love Rarity and pretty sure I posted the smudgy version yesterday and was disappoint.

The prudes are out tonight

>>24169810
ahahaha, I see what you did th...
>Fluttershy as Ma-Ti
OH HELL NO

>>24169814

>implying fashion isn't eternal

kings die. empires fall. gods, myths, heroes, all are forgotten. but style? style survives.

>>24169810
Two things:

Dash should be Wheeler.
Rarity should be Linka (dat voice).

Double fix

>>24169810
>twilight is CP
wouldn't she be the black kid?

>>24169814
>Implying we have any knowledge of how dragons age in this show.

They could be fully grown by 20 for all we know.

>>24169793
Applejack looks like Weegee, I just realized.

This is exploitable . . .

>>24169856
Rarity is Russian?

>>24169856

dat Linka's voice.

okay, Linka or SIE from Alpha Protocol, who had the sexier voice?

>>24169530 if Fluttershy ever MATTERED to a plot

Twilight Sparkle is the most magical non-princess pony in Equestria. You'd think this would make her pretty much unstoppable. But one time she went up against a dragon, and failed to stop it. Another time she ran into a cockatrice, and it turned her to stone.

Who stepped up and saved her ass both times?

That's right, the pony who "doesn't matter to the plot."

>>24169881
She's got the mustache down.

>>24169847
If she uses her magic to live long enough that'd be cool
>>24169823
>>24169786
I like helping the pony folks

>>24169826
that was confirmed to be an animation error due to that ep being animated in the shitty overseas studio

still scary as fuck

Goodnight errypony

>>24169894

>>24169877
Twilight says to the dragon that Equestria can't handle living in 100 years of dark haze, unless the smoke from his snoring really takes that long to dissipate then yes he really is that old

>>24169902
>the shitty overseas studio

Can you call it shitty when they produce something that mind-blowingly amazing?

>>24169810
Have some GildaDerp. . .well, okay its not really but let's just say it is 'cause I'm not entirely sure what's going on here.

>>24169924
to be fair they only look that good due to having strict animation guidelines
look back at some of the overseas studio episodes, they're kinda off

>>24169921
That just means they sleep for 100 years at a time.

How long they live is a different question from how quickly they mature. They could have a very short childhood phase and then a several-centuries-long adult phase.

>>24169902
>that was confirmed to be an animation error
Sure, that's the excuse they want the kids to believe. They wouldn't want anyone to think that as they stare into the tv or computer screen, there may be someone staring back.

>>24169926

>Gildafag strikes again

are we seriously arguing about which characters we hate the most in a show centered on love and friendship, and also where all of the ponies are equally well-characterized even if you don't like them

please change, /co/

>>24169894
Twilight totally could have beaten that dragon dude. And the cockatrice just caught her off guard.

>>24169902
Maybe all these animation errors were on purpose

Hell maybe it was the Koreans who created Derpy

THEY KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR US

>>24169826
Not to mention her ability to control the iris-out, something she's done at least twice.

OG bronies may remember that when the first episode aired, Pinkie was everyone's least favorite pony. "I love all of them, except the fast-talking airhead," was a typical comment.

Then FiM part two aired, and one musical number later, everyone loved Pinkie.

you guys are faggots and I hope you all die of ball cancer

>>24169856
was going more on elements

>>24169953
>Twilight totally could have beaten that dragon dude.

I really doubt that. She can barely handle Spike a lot of the time.

>>24169902
wait... so that's why she did that?

That's.... quite an error

>>24169948
>>24169902
>>24169826

>>24169902
Pinkie is aware of what the animators thought it was.

>>24169838
She is. But it's not because he's the black one. It's because the black one (shit I can't actually remember his name) was the defacto leader and probably the most level headed and dependable.

>>24169976

>OG bronies may remember that when the first episode aired, Pinkie was everyone's least favorite pony. "I love all of them, except the fast-talking airhead," was a typical comment.

THIS.
I thought I was going to hate her, not just because I usually despise the "airhead" characters in shows (especially when they overdo it and make them practically retarded) but her design seemed really bland (pink on pink)

but now I've gotten used to and love all aspects of her

>>24169953
I wonder how many ponies it takes to bring down a dragon. Rainbow Dash only caused him to sneeze by kicking him as hard as she could, and shes the best flier in Equestria according to Sonic Rainboom.

I imagine 1 dragon would decimate Ponyville, but apparently they have the... sympathy? Not to kill them I suppose.

Or Celestia did it. I dunno.

Is Zecora a bad influence on Apple Bloom? Or a good one?

>>24169917
Goodnoght!

Not.

Enough.

Derpy.

>>24169991

>>24169973
we were expecting gir
what we got was far far superior

>>24169999
So this. Soooooo this.

Also
>9999
AEIOU

>>24170004

>>24170013
She's giving Applebloom a stronger world view as opposed to her narrow-minded sister.

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>>24170020
Go to the last thread. PLENTY of derpy.

>>24169999

Yeah, that about sums it up. Even I like Pinkie, and I'm not usually fond of the hyperactive, motormouth characters aside from Izzie from TDI.

>>24170004
I think the idea was to convince the dragon to sleep somewhere else and not piss it off.
If they were just using brute force, I think they could have managed with a combination of Twilight's full magical power (as seen in Boast Busters) plus Rainbow Dash (her whirlwind trick at least since she hadn't figured out Sonic Rainboom yet)

>>24169977
Yo Tits, have some crackpairiffic DerpMac

>>24170004
I take it as the dragons simply have no interest. They eat gems and collect gold, and sleep. Ponies are not gold, and they don't make good beds. At best, they are annoyances when trying to take a nap.

I recently rewatched Dragonshy and realized how close Rainbow Dash came to having her friends killed.

Imagine if the dragon had breathed fire at them instead of smoke. I guess dragons are capable of sympathy then.

Then again I didn't see why I doubt they could have. Spike seems to actually be smarter than everyone in Ponyville except Twilight.

Maybe Ponyville is just full of retards.

>>24170057

NOT!

ENOUGH!

>>24170056
Too lazy to post a picture, but I am appalled nonetheless

>>24170067
They didn't seem too sure of themselves when he came out of the cave.

I actually like Sweetie Belle's rendition of Fluttershy's lullaby. She had a sort of electric bluesy, soulful sound in her voice, like a little pony Aretha Franklin.

>>24170092
saved it anyway

>>24170106

>implying somebody disliked this

>>24170106

Agreed. I often fire up that episode just to hear her singing. Good shit.

>>24170004
Rainbow would just sonic rainboom straight through him like a bullet

Right through the heart

He couldn't survive that

>>24170067
That dragon breathed smoke and fire. Brute force would have cost a few ponies. Poor Rainbow Dash probably would have sucked up either the smoke and be spun out of control on the fumes, or fire and be Roasted Dash.

Diplomacy was the way to go.

>>24170087

>>24170106
PRAISE CELESTIA was all I heard.

Hi. I'm from Krautchan. I was banned for 48 hours because of some antipony mod with a chip on his shoulder. I've never browsed /co/ before, but this thread seems pretty nice.

>>24170106

>implying people didn't like it

>>24170122
Then she would immediately hit the inside of the cave and die.

Such a noble sacrifice though.

>>24170041
I don't get this.

About from being based on a Southern stereotype, what about AJ indicates that she's more close-minded than any other pony?

Also I was of course referring to those rape-faces.

>>24170131

>>24170082

Rainbow Dash has gone full retard on many occasions. Directly assaulting something so dangerous however could have cost everybody the game. It was not one of her brighter moments.

>>24170131
Welcome, I guess

>>24170131
> banned by an antipony mod
BOY HAVE YOU COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE

God fucking damn it!

Let me back that up a second... A long ass time ago a fan of OPPP asked me for a story about her alcoholism destroying her family.
I'm trying to finish it, but it sucks so bad!
What do?

>>24170127
Please add Private Posterior Playfulness.
Alliteration ftw

I found things on hentai foundry.
You're all sickfucks.
Thought you should know.

>>24170161
Wouldn't that imply you went out of the way to look for it specifically?

>>24170082
>Spike seems to actually be smarter than everyone in Ponyville except Twilight.

Yeah, this.
Other than being Twilight's notary/delivery service we don't get much insight into what Spike's job entails, but he's apparently well-trusted by Celestia. And other than not knowing the spelling of some words at the beginning of Ep 1 he's probably as much of a prodigy as Twilight is just by being in close proximity to her studies

>>24170161
See
>>24169997

>>24170153
Yeah. It is my understanding that the 4chan mods are even bigger dicks to pony posters, but I don't really like the atmosphere on ponychan, so I'm giving things a shot here.

>>24170161
I just read Friendship is Sexy, I know whoever wrote that is in this thread, you're a sick sick little motherfucker.

>>24170138
it's the southern stereotype exclusively. it's a pretty powerful cultural standard
and not very accurate. We accept all kinds if yer good folk, eyup

>Haven't been able to leave my house for weeks due to crippling mental condition
>Life is falling to pieces before my eyes
>And all I do with my time is browse pony threads

>>24170177
Also, why did you go looking?

>>24170141
That is vaguely disturbing.

>>24170161
>pony porn exists
>therefore, all pony fans masturbate to ponies
BONZA LOGIC, MATE

>>24170161

Aww, you know you love us.

>>24170174
It's one of the reasons I like Spike so much.

He's hot shit and he knows it.

The only ponies to ever really knock him out of his groove are Rarity and Pinkie Pie.

>>24170156
Attempt to make it not suck, then post it anyway. Then never mention it again.
If you truly hate it, post it anonymously, secure in the knowledge that nopony will ever know.
But post it anyway.

>>24169299
>>24169317

>>24170156

Write something that is good instead of something that sucks.

>>24170161
>I found fetish material on Hentai Foundry

You don't say?

>>24170144
Someone else pointed out the fact that Rainbow Dash is simply has a direct and plain way of dealing with things. I wouldn't say she's full-oatmeal, merely tried her direct approach to catastrophic results. This is why she'd never be de facto leader.

>>24170199

>>24170138
Well she did seem the most vocal about not trusting Zecora and anything she says

But yeah, she is obviously filling Applebloom with her deviousness. In more ways than one

>>24170158
But... but I already used "posterior"...

I can't think of any more synonyms for butt!

>>24169590
I'm 19, chillax brah.

>>24170082
>Spike seems to actually be smarter than
everyone in Ponyville except Twilight.
But what if he exploded?
Twice.
and was a Zombie Pony.

>>24170082
You do remember "Welcome Princess Celest," don't you?
We knew from the beginning that pones aren't very smart.

>>24169894

and don´t forget the parasprites

>>24170195
wait, who would that be? it was Snarky Bastard wasn't it?

>>24170212

Wee

>>24170131

That banned feel

I don't know it, fortunately, I stay away from pony threads. They're still better than the fucking NORWAY ADOPT ME threads and shit

>>24170127
>surreptitious derrière gratification
i love you

>>24170231
Are you joking?

Or saying those are reasons for him not being smart?

Those are just him being a boy. Zombies and exploding are fucking awesome boy/man stuff.

>>24170222

>But yeah, she is obviously filling Applebloom with her deviousness. In more ways than one
>implying lesbian lolita

I can clop to this!

>>24170056
>>24170092
And then there was Derpy.

>>24170220

I know I do

Was this ever finished?

>>24170195
Are you kidding me?
That fiction was top class.
Especially after they leave Sweet Apple Acres

OP here. Sandman's calling my name. May Celestia bless the remainder of this thread and the ones to come.

'Night.

I demand everyone make this their wallpaper, NOW!

And by demand I mean kindly request if they are feeling so inclined.

>>24170212
inb4 someone makes lesbian joke

>>24170156
Maybe if you got in character?

You know, drank a lot.

Also, hi, Pacce! You missed my break down earlier.

>>24170255

>>24170225
you forgot ass

>>24170212
ew you have a rash
also grow your pubes back
some guy had a real problem with that

I made the Weather Factory my wallpaper 2.5 weeks ago and have not changed it since.

And I don't know when I will, either.

>>24170234
Also not very mannerful, with the drooling and the bowl drinking

>>24170281
You had a breakdown?
How many threads back?
Also I am drinking, it's just making me angry at how bad it sucks.

i want to know if this one was ever finished

>>24170225
Chair.

>>24170255
>>24170056
No... it can't be...

>>24170255

Damn you! That was my last pair! Give them back you crooked-eyed pervert!

>>24170249
My point was that he's smart, but very young. He's rather niave and prone to leap on to childish beliefs or reasoning (TWITCHY TAIL!).

>>24170275

But what about me?

>>24170296
>>24170281
guys, please don't go into a dialogue. this isn't /b/

So hey, do people still make OC ponies? Is that still fun?

>>24170290
Not a rash, just traces of red pubic hair.

>>24170300
IT IS!!

>>24170300
>>24170304

>>24170307
Oh yeah. That's another charm he has.

A lot of people say Spike isn't unique.

I disagree with them, but respect their opinion.

>>24170242
I think everything short of Nordamerikanker should be allowed. It was probably just one butthurt mod with a personal vendetta, but I am experiencing severe /int/ withdrawal right now.

>>24170311
this wallpaper is excellent and you should feel excellent

>>24170296
Channel those feelings for your character! Rage at your family for inspiration, and return to your writing with it.

And to keep personal stuff out of here, I made a thread on ponychan's /chat/.

Basically, a few threads back, I was acting a grump, but then warned I might be abandoning Paradise. Reasoning for it at other thread.

>>24170349
A lot of people think Fluttershy is shallow.

I think they like being wrong.

>>24170225
Confidential Ass Festivity
Private Posterior Playfulness
problem solved!!!

>>24170363
I will later; I don't want to derail the whole thread with camwhoring.

>>24170351

I've been banned from /co/ plenty of times so I know that feel bro. I just reset my IP and I'm back in the game, but not everybody has that luxury.

>>24170311

You can change or keep yours. Either way, you have a fuckin' great wallpaper.

>>24170261
I don't know.

HEY /CO/, WAS THIS EVER FINISHED?

>>24170400
Not that I'm aware of.

>>24170351

Just checked the frontpage, there's a:
>Pony thread
>Stalker facebook thread
>Post pics of your county thread
>gf thread
>Donations thread
>You will never be American thread
>Islam thread
>Israel thread
>Thread where one guy whining about how he's ugly
>Buying locally thread
>Book thread
>Coachsurfing thread
>Beard thread
>Another Islam thread
>Patriot thread

So you aren't missing much

>>24170415
A damn shame it is.

Love me some cuddly Derpy.

>>24170367
Sorry, it was rude of me to ask.

The problem I'm having isn't character or plot it's that the whole this is just shit.
It's just written badly and I want to scrap it and start anew, but I've kept this poor guy waiting forever already. I just dunno.

Also I just thought of a story about Ponies in Panties... If I can think of a resolution, I am so doing it.

So tired and my left eye has been staring, but not my right.

Derp!

this girl I have very strong feelings for is apparently a huge fan of this show and so am I and I don't know how to communicate this to her to bridge the gap oh god /co/ help me :(

>>24170372

A lot of people don't think Trixie is the best pony.

Usually I attempt to enlighten them on how wrong they truly are, but some just refuse to listen to reason. Oh well, ignorance is bliss.

Pegasi at flight school

"OK MAGGOTS YOU ARE GOING TO JUMP OFF THIS CLIFF AND FLY DOWN TO THE GROUND OR I AM GOING TO TAKE MY HOOF AND RAM IT UP YOUR BACKSIDE SO FAR IT'LL COME OUT OF YOUR FOREHEAD."
"CADET DASH!"
"SIR YES SIR! I'LL BE DOWN THERE IN TEN SECONDS FLAT!"
"CADET GILDA!"
"SIR YES SIR!"
"CADET FLUTTERSHY!"
"perhaps... we could... justwalkbackdownthemountain?"
"CADET HOOVES!"
...
"WHERE IS CADET HOOVES?"
"I think she's standing on the side of the cliff sir."
"Where? I don't see her."
"I mean standing on the cliff face sir."
"This is a vertical cliff face."
"I know sir. But she's standing on it."
"CADET HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES!"

CAN ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS COUNT TO MUFFIN?!?!

I DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO

>>24170438
"Hey, I like ponies too."
But say it after she's brought them up.

>>24170438
Just go up to her tomorrow and "Derp!"

>>24170389
>>24170362

>>24170438

Derpy. Derpy never fails.

>>24170438
Covert t-shirt. Something that is fairly innocuous by a ponyfan will recognize.

I have this on a red shirt.

>>24170438
Try being subtle
Um, how about humming the MLP theme around her? Or using a joke from the show?

>>24170457
i doubt she would bring it up since she doesn't know me really
its at my college and at least two of my friends are friends with her so I really only know her name and what ive gleaned from her from incidental run-ins

Ok Bronies! General image holder here, going to bed!

Someone pick this shit up!

"So it was you!"Twilight yelled, turning in the darkness to face her foe. "The messages, the convoluted events that destroyed my other options, even the walrus! It was all you!"

"Yes," Rainbow Dash said, coming slowly into the light as she smiled. "All to bring you here. And now that you ARE here, alone, your candyvag is mine."

"You think you can just take it? I'll fight you, first." Twilight said, her horn already glowing with power.

"You think so, huh?" Rainbow Dash only grinned. "You won't win, you know."

"What makes you say that?" Twilight said, "We both know I'm stronger than you."

"You won't win..." Dash repeated still smiling as she charged, "Because you don't really WANT to win."

Twilight prepared her magic, then, prepared to fight, but even as she did so...

Twilight knew she'd lose.

>>24170491
And by that I mean we're at 300+ posts and image limit. So it's ready to be posted in the next thread

>>24170447
Trixie doesn't get enough screentime to be the best pony. By which I mean she had one episode.
So I can't in good conscience say she is the best pony, because she contributes so little to the show as a whole.
But if she had a larger role, or appeared in more episodes, then she would totally be the best pony.

>>24170435
Not rude at all! I just worry about my fellow anons complaining about these sorts of discussions. But it's typically the only spot I see some of the namefriends who I know are interested.

Also, shut off your editor. Tell him to take hike. You need to be a writer right now and write that work. The editor can come back when you need to revise.

>>24170483
If you're feeling bold, you could try "accidentally" saying errypony or something during conversation with her.

>>24170471

>it should be obvious what's going on in this short

"So what's video this about?" Applebloom asked, as the computer was set up.

"Just watch." Spike said, barely holding back a grin.

"And why're we tapin' my reaction?" Applebloom asked.

"Just... don't worry about it. Just watch."

...

...

"OH MAH GOD."

"Hahaha!"

"OH MAH GOD."

"HAHAHAHA"

"Ah'm tellin' Celestia on you!"

"No, wait, DON'T!"

And then Spike was sent to Pony hell.

>>24170506
i dunno i'm freaking terrified of having to talk to women :(
the only female friends, or rather the only friends i have are my friends just because we all hung out in the dorm TV room together and we bonded that way, no effort on my part >_>

>>24170496
I've seen this before. Please finish it

>>24170515
...
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!
Also it reminds me of how I got "Coming Clean" written despite being insanely embarrassed about writing erotica, I got blind drunk and did the whole thing in one sitting.

Time to do some shots!
And write.

>>24170507
>>24170491

I have it saved, brony. No worries.

>>24170536
Unshorn your fetlocks. It drives the ladies to riotous lust.

>Dash rejected by Wonderbolts

"It's not fair" Dash sniffed, hiding her head a particularly dark grey raincloud.

"I'm as fast as any of those guys! I'm as agile! I can fly just as high!" she groused, pounding her hoof against the cloud punctuating each exclamation with a crackle of lightning.

"You know what," she said, standing up and wiping her eyes with her fetlock. "Forget the Thunderbolts! I'll show them they're not the only ones who can fly!"

"I'll make my OWN stunt flying team! With Hookers! And Blackjack! C'mon you two," she said, grabbing up two other pegasi on the way.

"I hate my name...." Hookers whinnied despondently.

>>24170556
That's not what I was suggesting!

Oh no . . .

>>24170568
i lol'd
but why would she get rejected?
she already banged half of them

>>24170581
>Pacce, found dead the next day.
>The only clues to his demise are a partially written fanfiction.
>Experts say, "It sucked."

>>24170587
Yeah, but the other half is guys.

Here ya go bronies! New thread?

>>24170601
>>24170601
>>24170601
>>24170601

Aw jeeze, I just read this

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MtBopU4ibCwJyJIphPSVMt7ESGGVEP-3naJtUMsq4ws/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CPmNoNYH

Someone PLEASE write Applejack and Rarity making out or something

>>24170539
Would if I could, but I didn't write any of these, just miscellaneous shorts I thought were cool.

>>24170587
maybe she wasn't good enough in bed

>Derpy hooks with Celestia's (fictional?) nephew

"Miss Derpy, you have charmed my heart with your unusual ways. Please, will you consider coming with me and spending the weekend on my yacht which is currently sailing in the swimming pool of my other, bigger yacht?"

"OKAY, DORITOS! LET'S GO JUSTIFY THE BOOMERANGS!"

"Why, Miss Derpy! You saucy little minx! I shall escort you to my chambers, then."

Rarity: Wha....but...how can he....I mean she's...but that didn't make any....NONE OF THIS IS EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE!

>>24170625
>>24170625
Applejack and Rarity making out or something.

>>24170606
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!


It was actually okay. Not best, but not bad.

>>24170656
For this, you die easy...

>>24170568

lol, draw Hookers and Blackjack!

>>24170609
Don't try to deny her doing those dudes!

>>24170656
oh u

I at least wrote Applejack and Pinkie the other night

>>24170072
Cheers

>>24170686
How does that ship even work? I've seen zero chemistry between them in the show.

>>24170724
And yet, every ship works with Rainbow Dash.
She's our little whore!
<3

>>24170724
YOU SO SILLY, people don't need chemistry to ship

Let's say they connect through cooking,

"Say, AJ. I could REALLY go for some apple pie." *wink*

>>24170520
>>24170496
I vaguely (vaguely) remember writing these. They were quickie one-shots made in response to other posts. Not even requests, just random lines that I thought would make for funny quickies. I didn't even save them.

I think the first one was in response to something about Rainbow Dash systematically tracking down each of the other five cast members and taking their candyvag's by force.

>>24170539
That's awesome, but it was never meant to be anything more than a one-shot. Also, if you can't tell from all the intentional vagueness, I don't really do erotica. They're just meant to be funny.
Someone else can write them if they want fappery.

>>24170568
I didn't write this one, but it always makes me laugh. Someone should draw Hookers.

>>24170755
Oh Dash! There is nothing you WON'T ship.

>>24170768
Could you do a quickie-one shot of an awkward romantic encounter between RD and a male Wonderbolt?

>>24170767
Hmm . . .
Pinkie: "AJ, I'm so hot for you!"
Apple: "Now hold on there, missy, get out of the stove and you'll cool off."
Pinkie: "Take me now!" And thus she leaped upon and pounced the farm-horse
Apple: "Uhhh, kinda . . . aggressive there, sugarcube."

Hee, hee, hee, snort, ha, ha!
No, wait! I got it! They can bond over funny faces in the trophy's reflection!

Woo woo woo woo

>>24170724
friendship and magic, obviously

>>24170724
You want me to repost?

>>24170817
well there you go. awesomeness.
you should expand

>>24170840
nah, I need to sleep

>>24170817
I kinda picture AJ as the aggressive one, with Pinkie playfully teasing and running away.

There would be rope involved.

>>24170811
Well that would probably be less funny and more adorable. And if I'm writing something to be adorable, it's more likely I'd actually want to, y'know, try to muster up some quality. So it would hardly be something I'd consider a quickie, which is just something I'd hammer out in the span of two minutes.

>>24170811
"Wow, Sky Captain, this day with you and the other Wonderbolts have been the best day of my life," Dash said to the jumpsuited pony as they watched the sun go down.
"For me too, Rainbow Dash," He said as pulled off his goggles and peeled back his hood. "For you're not just the best young flyer, you're also the most beautiful."
"Aw, you're sweet," Dash said awkwardly as she lightly punched him in the shoulder.
"But I mean it," he protested. "Rainbow Dash, I think I'm in love with you!"
Dash's eyes sparkled with tears as he leaned in to kiss her. They embraced as they fell backwards onto the cloud.
Minutes later Dash was flying away as fast her wings could carry her. She was screaming, "OH MY GOSH, IS THAT WHAT A BOY'S THING LOOKS LIKE!? PINKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Alone on the cloud, Sky Captain sobbed silently.

>>24170898
Pinkie takes what she wants. She's got no inhibitions. But if AJ wanted to play with the rope, I'm sure Pinkie would obli . . .

>blinks at what he just wrote
I . . . think I need to go sleep

Pinkie and AJ had just finished baking and decorating the largest Applecream cake Sugarcube Corner had ever seen. It would be prominently displayed in the center of the sweets shop and bakery.
"That was fun! Here's your cut"
and then they kissed

But that's not the end!

>>24170903
>>24170910
I AM DEFEATED, GOOD SIR.
I pass my anonymous writer's pen to you.
It looks like every other pen.

I'll get a new one tomorrow, I guess.

>>24170947
WOO!
I GOT A PEN!

>>24170903
Go ahead and take your time to make something adorable

>>24170910
awesome

>>24170910
Have my babbys Pacce

Pinkie Pie dove into Applejacks chest, wrapped her forelimbs around AJ neck, and proceeded to plant hyperactive kisses all over face, "Whoa whoa nelly, slow down."
Pinkie gave her the sad eyes, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
"Like this" AJ leaned in, took Pinkie's lips and totally went to town in a most slow and sensual manner. Pinkie groaned and sucked on that apple-flavored tongue for all it was worth (it was worth a lot) as her hooves roamed through that soft, gargeous blonde hair.

>>24170915
Might be a good idea.
Sleep, damn you!

>>24170910
>Sky Captain

Is this a reference or am I the only fan of that movie?

>>24170978
I loved that movie so god damn much.
It was soooo... classy is the only word that comes to mind.
One good thing about box office bombs is that'll never have to worry about lousy sequels spoiling their reputation.

Another classy movie that I recommend is The Shadow.

"Mmm... hm hm hm..." Applejack wrastled Pinkie's tongue as they stumbled across the floor...

Pinkie and AJ were too busy making out to notice the chingaling of the shop's door. A startled Mr. Cake said, "what's going on here? PINKIE?! YOU are a fillyfooler?! Get out! Both of you!" Applejack bucked that stupid colt right in his beanpole face

>>24171014
>Fillyfooler

I love that term, but I doubt I'll ever be able to use it anything since in even in my silliest stories, nobody cares about sexual orientation in the magical land of Equestria.

>>24170910
CURSE YOU PACCE

Not exactly what I had in mind, but still entertaining.

>>24171055
Yeah, you're right. I just thought cuz he was married, ya know? idk my logic sux

>>24171082
That logic's fine and a lot of folks prescribe to it judging by all of the "Dash or Pinkie embarrassed about being gay" fics.
It's right up there with "Trixie in the Everfree Forest" and "Luna being lonely" in terms of popular plots.

So did you think this >>24170974
was out of character?