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!KkyWm0AORY 03/09/11(Wed)19:21 No.24158051>>24157987 it wasn't shipping, but at the same time, it wasn't that cute. spike was a cynical little shit.
at the risk of being moaned at again, heres part 1.
‘Spike, get up you lazy piece of shit’. Twilight’s voice was like nails in his eardrums. He knew what she wanted, she’d not shut the fuck up about it all night long with all her organising bullshit. It was like that winter fuck-up fiasco all over again. ‘Spike, if you don’t get your fat ass out of bed in the next 5 minutes, I’m gonna get Celestia to send scrolls until you shit yourself. Understood?’ She’d done it before, the crazy bitch; she had him by his balls. He opened one eye sleepily at her here. She stood over him irritably, tapping her hoof right by his ear. ‘You got 5 seconds you miserable purple cyst’ she said, ‘for fucks sake Twilight, give me a second’. Spike rubbed his gunk filled eyes. He didn’t want to get up. He never did, but today especially. Today was his day with them. ‘You don’t want to be late for Apple Jack, spike’ Twilight spoke, ‘You know what she’s like about Apple Bloom’. He did, she was worse than Twi, and if the iron pony standoff with that dyke Rainbow had taught him anything, it was not to fuck with Apple Jack. He pushed himself from his basket, mumbling dull threats about glue factories as he passed Twilights tap-tapping hoof. |