TOPIC: Why is Rainbow Dash better than you?

Can we make this thread about awesome pony wallpapers?

Just picked this one up off /v/. OP is my current.

progress continues with the genderswap comedy.

You mean just like your face?!

any more requests?

>>24123064
for real?! That is awesome.

Draw something with Zecora

>>24123058
That would be nice

>>24123064
Futa Luna and Celestia

>>24123057

She's about 20% Fatter than me.

>>24123064
Applejack on a zombie apocalypse
also, i love your artwork!

>>24123064

Gilda Disemboweling Rainbow Dash

>>24123064

Holy shit, that scene.

>>24123064
HA HA HA!

Can't believe my request was done. Thanks, bro.

yknow what, im having no luck with this. any other requests for a novice writefag?

>>24123061
I heard gender swap

>>24123064
Amazing.

It's haunting me even now. Uncanny, really.

>>24123064

Rainbow Dash flying past Snoopy on his doghouse.

>>24123126
Spike watches the cutie mark crusaders for a day

>>24123064
And then i knew fear for the first time...excellent drawing though. they just look like they're plotting.

Here's a WIP of a request I got yesterday: Trixie using her magic to dress Twilight with her clothes. I still need to tweak some things and color it. Any advices?

>>24123064
I suppose this is from a fanfic? I never read the fanfics but the drawing is awesome.

>>24123095
Reported.

>>24123138
saged
reported
hidden

>>24123064

This is amazing. Have you done more?

>>24123152
Nice.

>>24123154
It's my request from the previous general. I was browsing /v/ when I came upon an FFX thread. Came back to pony, and Disco was taking requests. SO i requested the HA HA HA scene from FFX.

>>24123142
done. the only problem with genderswap humour is its hard not to be funny without directly linking to celestia's cock a lot. and i dont want some fucking homestuck fag getting me a ban really

someone wanted a screencap of this in the last thread.

Glad to see the marker is here. There was a thread stuck in limbo last night because no marker...

>>24123152
Looking pretty good, actually. Color me impressed.

>>24123154

Its from FFX.

>>24123189
If you only show the second and third post it's funnier.

>>24123168
Holy shit! What is this?!
Forged in Spike's very flame.
do mine eyes, tell me lies?
A new Derpy scrolls game?!
Time is neigh, I must play.
Venture forth on my quest.
Good bye Ma, Goodbye Pa and bye Princess Celest

>>24123189
That was me. Thanks!

>>24123222
feel free to crop it, I guess.

>>24123152
From the thumbnail, it looks like she's in a wedding dress

>>24123095
I actually like this. Dash shall cavort like the Greeks of old! (you know the ones I mean.)

>>24123222
Okay.

>>24123063
Don't you love how horrified the snail looks?
AND WHAT THE HELL SPECIAL TALENT IS REPRESENTED BY A SNAIL!?

>>24123250

>>24123255
It IS funnier!

>>24123228
Ha! Nice.

>>24123263
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-its-not-where-you-go.html
It actually makes sense.

>>24123251
"Fluttershy! Come dip me in a vat of the silkiest oils and creams!"

>>24123263
There are three kinds of cutie marks:

1. Those that define a special talent, but not their name, like Pinkie Pie's balloons
2. Those that align with the pony's name, but not their talent, like Applejack's apples, but not her management ability.
3. Those that are only a pun on the name of the character.

Snips and Snails are the third.

>>24123176
Well i did this the other day, wich is by far my favorite MLP pic ive done. Ok guys gotta go, ill work on that applejack on a zombie apocalypse later today. see ya!

>>24123297
Or maybe Snails is just slow. Like... Oh I dunno, a snail?

>>24123251
Hooray for Dionysus?

>>24123095
why does she have tits?

>>24123064

Did you ever get around to touching up Twilight's bangs from that last picture you drew last night?

>>24123064

>requests?

You're very good at 34 and you're very good at ponies. But I haven't seen you try pony 34 yet. Do that. If you think you can pull it off.

Bronies, why haven't we done a "/co/ sings Winter Wrap Up" yet?

>>24123318
Okay... that I can see.

Explain Snips to me.
and if you tell me he's snippy, I'll... I dont know what.

>>24123338
>pony 34
This is called furry and it is reported.

>>24123338
Nooooooo! Humanized 34 is the only way to go

>>24123152

Looking pretty good so far bro, keep at it.

>>24123318
BRILLIANT!!!

>>24123342
They are named after a verse in the poem "what are little girls made of?"

>>24123292

I lol'd.

>>24123340
Oh man....we need to do this. Now.

>>24123127
Snips deserved the same treatment.

>>24123361

All 34 is reported. That's why all the good stuff gets posted on the other chans with better moderation.

>>24123127

always late...

>>24123338

no.

>>24123398
Reported.

>>24123380
No. It will sound like shit and then the original will be forever tainted.

>>24123342
Snips grows up to be a barber
Snails grows up to be a chef.

>>24123340

...Someone get me Nigel Thornberry on the phone stat!

>>24123397
>All 34 is reported
There is a rule against furry. Spoilered regular porn may get you banned but it rarely does.

>>24123342
Snips is a bit harder. He has scissors for his cutey mark; so maybe he snips other male ponies? He'll grow to be a doctor for medical castration. OR maybe he's Prick's long lost lover. Or maybe he's just snippy.

>>24123317
>mfw he picked my request.

hey any colourfriends around? If it haven't already been done, I'd really like to see this being coloured, please

>>24123342
What are little boys made of made of
What are little boys made of
Snips & snails & puppy dogs tails
And such are little boys made of.

>>24123378
I was asking for an explanation for what makes Snips' cutie mark appropriate for him. Since an adequate explanation for Snails was given.

>>24123447

It was better than Futa luna and celestia.

>>24123142
aiiight. part one, im working as I go. Anything like what you wanted?

‘Spike, get up you lazy piece of shit’. Twilight’s voice was like nails in his eardrums. He knew what she wanted, she’d not shut the fuck up about it all night long with all her organising bullshit. It was like that winter fuck-up fiasco all over again. ‘Spike, if you don’t get your fat ass out of bed in the next 5 minutes, I’m gonna get Celestia to send scrolls until you shit yourself. Understood?’ She’d done it before, the crazy bitch; she had him by his balls. He opened one eye sleepily at her here. She stood over him irritably, tapping her hoof right by his ear. ‘You got 5 seconds you miserable purple cyst’ she said, ‘for fucks sake Twilight, give me a second’. Spike rubbed his gunk filled eyes. He didn’t want to get up. He never did, but today especially. Today was his day with them. ‘You don’t want to be late for Apple Jack, spike’ Twilight spoke, ‘You know what she’s like about Apple Bloom’. He did, she was worse than Twi, and if the iron pony standoff with that dyke Rainbow had taught him anything, it was not to fuck with Apple Jack. He pushed himself from his basket, mumbling dull threats about glue factories as he passed Twilights tap-tapping hoof.>>24123142

>>24123317

holy shit that's awesome

>>24123425

No, they're Landscapers, Snips does the lawn and trims bushes, Snails is pest control.

>>24123263

Wouldn't YOU be horrified if you had to spend the rest of your existence on Snails' ass?

As to what his special talent would be, someone in a thread a few days ago had a theory about Snails being able to make things slower/slow down time and preserve food for longer or something.

>‘Spike, get up you lazy piece of shit’

I am liking this already.

>>24123471
I'll be brutally honest.
>‘Spike, get up you lazy piece of shit’
Stopped right there.

Snails has no special talent.

The snail is just there to indicate that he's a retard.

It's more of a Pity Mark.

Snips is terrible at everything except cutting out paper dolls.

This is a fairly useless skill but still makes him more useful to society than Snails.

>>24123499

That makes sense. He could also just be a bug enthusiast, or whatever kind of invertebrate snails happen to be. Can't think of the correct word at the moment.

Landscapers is a good one too.

Actually I read the fanfic and I like the "slow magic" thing. It's fitting and cool. Everyone really is special in some way.

>>24123517
>>24123525
Opposite reactions are funny.

>>24123510
Why

>>24123510
The meter is completely destroyed.

>>24123064

>Twilight Sparkle as Yuna and Trixie as Tidus

Holy shit that's funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

>>24123539
They're molluscs.

>>24123317
>Pinkie Slug

>>24123127
Have some poorly-drawn Spike.

>>24123510

What this is awful, it doesn't even follow the rhythm of the song. Jeez.

>>24123558
Oh man that's some bad animation.

More wallpapers please.

>>24123471
I'm still laughing. You have my full support and I'll read anything from this point on.

>>24123579
And the voice acting is even worse.

>>24123589

...wut?

>>24123525
I never liked fics that try to make everyone cuss just for shock value. There's like a million fics like that for every kids show.

They all basically go like this "ONE DAY FLUTTERSHY SAID 'FUCK ALL OF YOU CUMGUZZLING SHIT-POTATOS.' AND RARITY WAS SHOCKED, BUT THEN HER BUTT-DILDO FLEW OUT AND GOT POOP EVERYWHERE. MEANWHILE PINKIE SANG A SONG ABOUT ABORTIONS, THEN HAD ONE."

It's all pretty meh.

>>24123575
Got it from /b/, where they seem to be insane.

>>24123492
>>24123499
>Snails
>Escargo
>Loves food.
He's going to be a chef. Deal with it.
He's gonna make a dish that beats that snooty French pony in episode 450.

So...Lauren Faust said ponies have no race, that's there are "no black ponies".
Then Zecora happens.
Lauren Faust is a liar and racially insensitive, there's not enough racial diversity in FIM. Where are all the Zebra? And the Zebra/Pony breed?

>>24123608
You got talent, kid.

>>24123608

10/10, write more

for a stupid joke that was actually pretty funny

>>24123608

>"ONE DAY FLUTTERSHY SAID 'FUCK ALL OF YOU CUMGUZZLING SHIT-POTATOS.' AND RARITY WAS SHOCKED, BUT THEN HER BUTT-DILDO FLEW OUT AND GOT POOP EVERYWHERE. MEANWHILE PINKIE SANG A SONG ABOUT ABORTIONS, THEN HAD ONE."

>>24123638

>>24123638
>Lauren Faust said ponies have no race
Hahaha oh wow

Troll harder.

>>24123638

Zebras arnt from Ponyville. She's also not a pony. The ponies themselves have no race.

>>24123608
im setting the mood boy. let me get into my pace, it'll improve

>>24123638
but Zebras aren't ponies. They're Zebras.

Pani Poni Dash cast as ponies

Poni Poni Dash

>>24123608
>"ONE DAY FLUTTERSHY SAID 'FUCK ALL OF YOU CUMGUZZLING SHIT-POTATOS.' AND RARITY WAS SHOCKED, BUT THEN HER BUTT-DILDO FLEW OUT AND GOT POOP EVERYWHERE. MEANWHILE PINKIE SANG A SONG ABOUT ABORTIONS, THEN HAD ONE."

>MEANWHILE PINKIE SANG A SONG ABOUT ABORTIONS, THEN HAD ONE
Brilliant.

>>24123656
>>24123638
>The ponies themselves have no race

Samefag. There is not ONE MLP:FiM fan who doesn't know the ponies have races.

>>24123638

There are no black ponies. Zecora is not a pony. No contradictions here.

>>24123608

You're already better than 90% of the fanfiction community.

>>24123608

I actually laughed out loud at this. Just the right amount of absurdity combined with blatant potty humor brings out the 10 year old in me.

>>24123638
Zecora isn't a pony

>>24123687
He's a troll. Anyone who knows what Lauren Faust did or didn't say knows the ponies have races.

>>24123685

BADUM-TSH!

He'll be here all week, ladies and gents!

>>24123608

>MEANWHILE PINKIE SANG A SONG ABOUT ABORTIONS, THEN HAD ONE.

...I would make that song my ringtone.

>>24123571
>fire breathing pony

/r/ lyrics for Pinkie Pie abortion song.

Do you retards even know what I'm talking about? Go read Faust's blog post in Ms. Blog before talking out of your ass and accuse me of trolling.

Speaking of fanfics, here's a new one for you all to enjoy.

It's about Applejack taking a day off from the farm.

>>24123608
lost it at BUTT-DILDO

Well done, anon!

>>24123739
Twilight can burst into fire.
Why is this terrifying?

stop feeding the friend and start enjoying the party.

>>24123685
>Samefag. There is not ONE MLP:FiM fan who doesn't know the ponies have races.
>the ponies have races.
>races
>(like a running race, get it?)

I loled more than I should have.

So... here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atghq57lo4E

1:25 to 1:34 makes me wonder why the last two episodes have existed. Not that I mind the CMC, but this kind of negates the purpose for those two eps. Just saying XD.

>'I’m gonna get Celestia to send scrolls until you shit yourself. Understood?’ She’d done it before, the crazy bitch;

How could you NOT love that?

pic re: samefag hate

ponies: why does everyone think secret messages will be written in English?

>>24123608

Anyone wanna draw this?

>>24123755
Life is such a great thing
to be carrying is a gift

STAB YOURSELF IN THE CUNT
STABBY STAB STAB

OP here. Good to see my thread is going well

Side note: Dream Theater - Live At Budokan is pretty frickin' sick.

>mfw john petrucci

>>24123776
You're right, I should have reserved that for
>>24123608
that masterpiece.

here have some 4chan pony

Continuing the discussion from earlier.
There is akot of hate for the "furry" artists, but what do people prefers the MLP threads to include?
Well-drawn but blatant selfinserts, MS-paint mutants, Cation-of-captions-of-caption or just endless streams of template ponies?

>>24123781

But Anonymous, this IS the party!

>>24123821
sage in all three fields

>>24123829

>Continuing the discussion from earlier.

>>24123829

NO. WE WILL NOT START THAT UP AGAIN.

>>24123829
But everything you described is what furries do.

>>24123829

How about we talk about the show?

>>24123840
I request more Gilda wearing glasses

>>24123801
On it.

>>24123829
Anons don't like furry stuff because it makes their penises second guess themselves, and it's confusing to them.

>>24123656
You're right, Zebra are not from Ponyville. You know who's also not from the country he lives in? American niggers and yankees, that's who.
Why can't there be more immigration in Ponyville, so to be more racially sensitive?
And come on, the ponies are obvioviously stand-in for white people, like Zecora is for an african. Just look at Applejack and Rarity.
I could still have believed they were not when I started watching, but not after Zecora.

>>24123880
Seconded.

>>24123853

Hey andrei, still here?

The Cutie Mark Crusaders trying out street crime violence would be a fun pic.

Bonus if two of them came dressed as street thugs, and apple bloom came dressed as a droog from a Clockwork Orange.

>>24123608
That's two screencaps today.

Helluva good day...

So what about poni literature?

>A long time ago Poniworld was split in two. On one side of the Jagged Line is the Pastel Kingdom, a magical land of music, parties, and positivity. On the other side of the Jagged Line is the Dark Kingdom inhabited by an army of undead ponies.

>>24123918
No.. the joke was that.. he has 3 clovers...so..three sage- nevermind

>>24123900
nah, it's really more of the fact that they're not the topic of this thread, and those who try to force them to be are either paranoid psychotics, or furries themselves.

>>24123900
My penis is fine, it's presumptuous drama queens like you who I want to do without.

>>24123608 MEANWHILE PINKIE SANG A SONG ABOUT ABORTIONS

I am so, so sorry about this.
♫
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

So at the stallion banquet you took more than your fair portion

And now your belly's swelling and it's killing your proportions

But don't you worry, your life won't be driven to distortion

Just step right up cause Pinkie's gonna give you an abortion!


Babies sure are cute but they're a pain in the patootie

And honestly having a foal is really kinda super-fruity

Plus frankly brand new mommies can be kind of smug and snooty

So bend over and let me rip the brat out of your booty!


You don't need to worry, because no one will blame you

I've had abortions, so has Twilight, Fluttershy's had two,

Plus it's a vital service that helps Ponyville, who knew

Where did you think that Rarity gets all that fancy glue?

WHEE!

>>24123892

These are uncharted lands we tread, and we shall soon see if they're worth revisiting.

12:35 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgsXkmQ6ZI
12:18 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=695TTotkf_I
its the same?

>>24123755
Oh everypon-ey knows they love a new fillie!
But sometimes, having ones against my willie,
So I gotsa get this baby fille away!
(Better hope I sanitize and pray!)
Then stabby stab stab those problems away,
wire hanger in hand, just a push and a sway,
we'll get rid of those pesky babies todaaaay!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

-No stealing my idea Faust, I know you're reading this.

>>24123829
>>24123866
>>24123900
>>24123905
>>24123942

Seriously, no more talk about stuff like this. Ponies, people! Talk about ponies!

>>24123954

Flutter ponies were once earth ponies, but were given wings by a powerful sorceror using the same spell Twilight used on Rarity. Unicorns cannot become flutter ponies because their own natural magical field disrupts the spell over time. Pegasus ponies cannot become flutter ponies because sweet pony jesus that would look stupid.

The reason Twilight's spellbook didn't say anything about flutter ponies is because the guy who made up the spell was a bigoted old twit who didn't have any earth pony friends.

Discuss.

>>24123954

You are a golden god.

not so pleased with part 2, but how could anyone outshine my biggest critic?

Spike began running a bath. Christ knows why a library has a bath, but magic does wonderful things. He particularly liked number 25, it made him feel manly. Rarity didnt go for it though, the moustache OR the beard. Or the pubes. But then again she had sophistication, and thats what he loved about her. Spike settled into his deep, warm, loving bath. Bathing always refreshed him, and hiding from work down at the bathhouse was his favourite past time. Suddenly, a dull nibbling around his groin began. Being a virile young dragon, spike naturally assumed this was his daily midday erotic fantasy, and embraced it fully. After a while, an incredible pain shot straight through leftie, leaving spike gasping and gagging, trying desperately to get out of the water. He fell on his back and looked down at the damage. A light swelling, with a green aura, or was that his spine? No, it was too fat for that. His eyes focused from the shock of the bath time assault, and his sight lay on the satisfied face of Pinky Pie’s Alligator. It took spike a moment, but soon, his lungs would allow him enough breath. ‘AaaaaAHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAhAHowowowowww’. Twilight looked up from her book, smirked, and looked back down. Upstairs, the muffled screams continued as the confused animal continued its breakfast.

>>24123608
Somebody screencap this shit. I can't with my awesome 640x480.

>>24123854
Better to keep pushing the obstacles ahead of yourself than to move it out of the way.

>>24123954

>>24123954
>Read entirely in her voice

>>24123954

All of it. In her voice.

>>24123954
>IN HER VOICE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

>>24123954
FUCK my song, this is amazing. Any femanons here who can sing like Pinkie and don't abhor abortions to make this a reality?

>>24123974
I can see this.
However I hat you for mentioning those damn things.

I was gonna check this out today but the thread with info in it was nuked I guess? Can someone repost?

>>24123954
Capped for preservation.

>>24123954
Capped

Wait, are Snips and Snails supposed to be the same kind of little pony that the Cutie Mark Crusaders and the rest of their class are?
Doesn't that make Snails GIGANTIC compared to them?
Fully grown, he could potentially be bigger than Big Mac!

>>24123674

MS drew that Fluttershy/mesousa crossover.

Oh, wow, songs about abortions.

Now I remember why I stopped going here.

>>24123969
Thank you, been looking for this image.
Still need more, though...

>>24123969
But flutter shy...he kicked us...

>>24124015
damnit anon, you were faster

>>24124031
Nah, he was just held back a few grades.

>>24123954

Which pony knocked up Pinkie? o_O

>>24124025
>>24124015
Cap Mind

>>24123996
>>24123997
>>24123998
Voice mind

>>24123988
>>24123931
Already did

>>24123954
What everyone else said.

>>24123969
It is about pony. Ok rudeness aside, I'll try to put in in a more clear way:
In the Ms. Magazine argument, a girl accused Faust of being racially insensitive because there were not black ponies.
Faust replied by saying that, practically, ponies are not stand-in for any race (maybe just some cultures, like AJ).
Then she introduces Zecora. She's not just a stand-in for a culture, but for a race, hence the fact she's a zebra.
This brings a lot of implications, first and foremost the fact that the ponies in Ponyvilles are all stand-in for whites. Making the point of that girl from Ms. valid.
That's it.

>>24123900
why the fuck does ainsley harriot keep turning up?

>>24124050
Rainbow Dash

>>24124050
>ALL OF THEM

>>24124050
Take a guess

>>24123987
have i lost you or do you want more?

>>24124000
/soc/ has piles of vocaroo threads where dudes mange to cajole ladies into reading strange scripts. I'm pretty sure they'd be willing to do this.

>>24124031
Eh retards often grow big, think Ed from Ed EDD n Eddie, all them proteins that don't have to be wasted on brains

>>24123942
erquestria?

>>24123962
yes, unfortunately I got slowpoked when I pointed it out too. Consider it common knowledge that no one speaks of.

And here I was thinking that Snips and Snails were adults.

>>24124067
>>24124025
>>24123931
We're up to three caps in a thread I POSTED?

Well color me giddy. Never thought my second thread ever could be this great.

I thank you, anons

>>24123809
mfw Portnoy left

>>24124000
> Any femanons here who can sing
> Any femanons here who can sing
> Any femanons here

>>24124067
why are you capping this?

>>24124078

keep going.

>>24123954

>>24123731 here. I stand by what I said, you find a femanon willing to record this on Vocaroo and I will set it as my fucking ringtone so fast.

>>24123809
I was sad as well

>>24124115
And now you realize that most of our drawfriends are female

>>24124116
Anon is clearly
Captain America

>>24124078
Just make sure spike gets his gear back so that twilight can do it again the NEXT time that punk dragon doesn't listen.

This thread is so much better than the last one.

I love you all.

>>24124115

We actually have quite alot of females. Or maybe just alot of gays.

>>24124126
well, alright. Was the last bit funny at all? I didnt really approve

>>24124116
Because the capfags are newfags who get excited over everything.

>>24124056
No, ms hyperfeminist accused Faust of being racist because the only black ponies she saw were subservient to a big white pony.
Faust countered that pony races had nothing to do with coat colour, and everything to do with horns and wings (and also that Celestia's guards were highly paid professionals).

>>24124000
I would sing this so hard if I was still alone.
If only this song had been here an hour earlier.

>>24123954

"some one" should be "somepony"

>>24124078
You should keep going. You're one of the better writefriends imo

>>24124154
Cap friends and New FRIENDS anonpony.

>>24124116

To make this.

>>24124115
>>24124142
>>24124150
post hooves or gtfo

>>24124162

Er, I mean "no one" should be "nopony"

>>24124196
chuckl'd

>>24124168
why thank you, i only started yesterday.

>>24124184
But why post them separately?

>>24124184
What tune are we supposed to read this to? I got "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" going on.

>>24123954
omg... That last line got me. Well done, sir.

You know this is true.

>>24124181
I remember when colorfriends where newfriends

people like pacce or plaster

>>24124228
yep you're pretty good. If you don't feel comfortable with the level you dragged it down to, just drag it back up a notch. we're used to it here.

>>24124229

Dunno, maybe other anon had a case of the late mondays?

>>24124247

Dude just stop already.

>>24124247
What I dislike about 0r0ch1 is that he does it to troll

>>24124228
The main thing is to not burn yourself out. You don't want to exhaust yourself with too many fics. Take the time to come up with something you feel good about.

Not a writefriend, but a friend nonetheless

(Surprise!)
Sometimes you can't carry your preg-nan-cy
(nan-cy!)
And right now you can't have a little ba-bee
(ba-bee!)
I bet if I shove a super-duper sharp spi-kee
(spi-kee!)
You'll abort your unwanted fetus immediately!

Well I tried

>>24124247

And now you know why everybody hates furries.

>>24124247
Just.. Don't bring that to this thread, please.
This is such a nice thread.

You guys have already seen it probably, but it makes me so happy.

By the way, I wanna hear from you guys, what do you think a gijinka Pinkie Pie would wear?

>>24124266
Seconding this. I'd rather have a finished product that the author's happy with than rushing it out to meet the demands of the audience.

>>24124295
>gijinka
No idea what that means and don't care to find out.

>>24124247
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Like we don't have enough shit from the hordes of /b/tards infesting these threads, now even the regulars insist on starting shitstorms too? Stop posting, fuck.

> this thread

>>24124307
>implying it's not the regulars who regularly start the regular shitstorms

>>24124295
candy necklace nipple tassels and sugar-floss g-string.

>>24124323

>>24124162

I don't see the term "someone" anywhere in that song.

>>24124336

I meant "no one" I corrected it a few posts down.

>>24124323

>>24124334
I'm gonna regret this, but anyone have this without captions?

>>24124304

>>24124355
Hey, he asked, I responded.

>>24124359

Just the face, or the whole shot of Dash and Fluttershy 69ing?

>>24124304
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_anthropomorphism

TL;DR, turning something non-human into human but retaining some visual characteristics that make the non-human element identifiable.

>>24124295
Probably her not-fucked-up dress from Art Of The Dress.

>>24124344

Yeah I noticed that.

Honestly I didn't even notice "no one" until you pointed it out, otherwise I would've figured that was what you meant.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go debate myself over whether ibuprofen or vodka would be more effective against my migraine.

>>24124388
Just the face.

Even only having that is gonna bother me, but I need more RD. Started building up my folder yesterday when I realized how smalltime it was

>>24124359

I dont think you want to.

>>24124411

>>24124392
We all speak English here and we regularly refer to these as "human versions", it's only half a syllable longer, is it that hard to make an extra effort not to be a weeaboo?

>>24124412
See
>>24124411

>>24124412

"The voices... the voices say...

...20% cooler..."

>>24124427
I know...

>>24124443
"STREAMERS!"

>>24124155
Nope, she said the only black ponies where the ones that served Celestia, and then she went explaining that they were payed and that the only races are the three.
But my point being, if that was the case, if there were no human races that corresponded to specific pony races, why make Zecora a zebra? Why not a pony who dressed like an african?

178 pony GIFs. (Note it was archived with the most recent version of 7z, so you might need to update your archiving software)
http://www.zshare.net/download/87544734b3d6e7ad/

>>24124366
I wont lie. Human Gilda looks like she fucks like a tiger.

not that I know how tigers fuck..........

So I heard you guys liked ponies.

>browse FiM's tvtropes article
>check Fanfic Recs
>"The Night Fluttershy Exploded"
>recommending a fapfic for a kid's show

oh what the f

>>24124458
Misread your post, we said the same thing.
But the whole thing started because the living stawfeminist didn't saw any black ponies.

>>24124429
It's different

>>24124458
>why make Zecora a zebra? Why not a pony who dressed like an african?
Do you listen to yourself?

>>24124334

Wah! What are we going to do in this position Rainbow Dash?

>>24124471 So I heard you guys liked ponies.


Oo! And I heard you liked penis!

>>24124452
Have some more Dash while I'm at it.

>>24124323
A picture cannot decribe my face right now, its a mixture of disgust and laughter.

But no, seriously, something I can wear in public.

>>24124497
>human lineup
Yeah, let's start calling humans "gaijinka"... Fuckin' weeaboos.

>>24124366

human Applebloom always looks adorable.
NO EXCEPTIONS.

>>24124410

Why not both?

>>24124504
Shut up, bitch! I'm about to eat the candy vag!

>>24124506

>>24124497
Trixie is cougar old
Derpy is hot
Celestia is a wife beater.

I mean sister beater.

>>24124429
I can't help it if Wikipedia has only THAT title as the article on Gijinka.

>>24124498
No, because I don't read outloud what I type.
The point still stands.

>>24124377
She, no offense.

>>24124519
>lets put this table out of its misery.jpg

hehehe

>>24124533
>Ponies
>Handjobs
>They have hooves

...my brain hurts trying to think on the mechanics required for such an act.

>>24124514
You still don''t get it

But hey bro, no need to be that negative

>>24124558
I guess it would be more like a "wrist" job. Form a sheath with the forelegs and stroke.

>>24124558
in the latest episode, Applebloom said "It feels like I have four left feet"

>>24124558

Clopjobs. You better hope your dick is as hard as a roll of quarters.

>>24124359
Are we just gonna forget I asked?

Anyone?

>>24124558

Rest assured there is very much trial and error involved beforehand.

God help you if you're part of it.

>>24124601
I couldn't handle it. My dick is like a delicate rose wrapped in silk.

>>24124570
I think you don't get that using foreign words for already-established English terms makes you a weeaboo.

They are human versions of the ponies, not "moe anthropomorphisms". Learn the difference, it may get you laid.

Im back, part 3 coming soon, if anyone still wants it

>>24124622
>Still not getting it
No, it's not just a human version

G3.5 Scootaloo. Dear God...

>>24123809
>mfw my friend won't listen to this because he "doesn't like live music"

Is that reason enough to commit murder?

>>24124622
It's not human versions of the ponies or (insert other subject matter).

It's making the pony or said subject matter into a full outfit to be worn by a human, so that you can take a look at it and go "oh, that's (character name here)."

>>24124629
yup

>>24124629

You better have a docs version of this up when its finished.

>>24124685
The G-that-must-not-be-named never happened! IF WE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT THEN IT NEVER HAPPENED!

>>24124622
Interesting concept

>>24124685

>Butterfly Cutie Mark
>dance like a butterfly
>mfw

>>24124666
>>24124622
>>24124570
>>24124514
Wait, so gajinka just means humanized in Japanese or something? why not just say humanized ponies isntead? was fucking easier to understand (unless you're from Japan, probably).

Someone on ponychan suggested poni plushies like beanie babies. That would probably be easier to make than large things at first, but would you guys be interested in that sort of thing?

Or are you just gonna hold out for the bigger ones?
I have no idea how I'm going to do the eyes on those

>>24124711
Because it doesn't

>>24124458
Because zebras are awesome.

But seriously, Zecora isn't supposed to represent black people any more than Twilight is supposed to represent white people*, she's supposed to represent foreign people. She could be Finnish or Mongolian and the story would be no different. That the most distinctive non-horse species of equine that the target audience can be expected to be familiar with happens to hail from Africa, well, that's just how things happened.
*inb4 flamewar

G 3.5 Cheerilee reading under a buttlight.

>>24124497
who is this artist?
why are they awesome?
why isn't there more?
why is Celestia's hair so tempting as a hair style?
I'm a dude

>>24124698
That one, they get it

>>24124717
I don't need huge ones. Maybe nine to twelve inches. I want them to be very huggable and soft!

>>24124295
Party dress, baking attire, something lol random, or the dress Rarity made her.

Why were people bitching about the clean art that was drawn by furries? What the hell is so wrong about furries that everyone hates them?

>>24124740
9-12" is still pretty big

>>24124622
Weaboochecklist.jpg

Nope.jpg

>>24124711
Because its shorter

>>24124719
>Gijinka (擬人化) is a Japanese word meaning "humanoid", "personification", or "anthropomorphic"
>Often the newly created characters seem to wear a cosplay of the base character rather than having real animal features.

Hurr durr human version wearing cosplay.

Just use human version.

>>24124759
Shut up! It's reasonable!

>>24124706
sure thing. part 3

Spike came down, limping, trying not to brush his mangled appendages. Twilight did not stir from her studying. ‘Enjoy your bath, Spike?’ she said, ‘I don’t want to talk about it, unless you have any ointment’. He felt around, the swelling was beginning. His heart stopped. One was missing, where was he where was, oh. There you are. Twilight Sparkle had been watching the baby dragon flip around his regions with a panicked look on his face, and knew her little ‘lesson in friendship’ had worked. Spike looked up and his relief at the return of an old friend was mixed with the hatred for the big purple cunt. She preferred it when didn’t have friends. ‘Maybe if you’d gotten up when I said, your dip would have been less sterilising’. Smug horse whore, she didn’t know what she’d started. Chilli flavoured tampons, Spike’s favourite. The game was afoot. His scheming was interrupted by a knocking on the library door. Spike’s eyes widened. They were here! Those fucking Ritalin deprived monsters had arrived for their ‘sleepover’

>>24124764
>he thinks the weeaboo checklist is correct

>>24124737
http://emlan.deviantart.com

G3 Spike.

>>24124429
Maybe, but sure, I can start doing that no problem

>>24124754
ROUND 3!

*ding*

>MFW I see the thread from last night finally got the general image.

>>24124791
>rollerskates

HNNNNNNNG!

>>24124773
People can use whatever they want to

also see:
>>24124698

>>24124506
And then I made a wallpaper out of it.

>>24124685

>>24124721
But if that was the case, why make her a representative of african culture? She even speaks mock-swahili.
Ok I'm not saying Faust is racist or something (I was joking before, but apparently people here didn't get it), I just think she dropped the ball with that. She should just have made Zecora a zebra with a made up or mixed up culture, as it stands she clearly represents an african and, by extension black people (the whole message of the episode was against prejudice and especially racism after all).

>>24124772
>Because its shorter
>human Pinkie
>gajinka Pinkie
Yup, shorter.

>>24124804
Took long enough

>>24124791
thank you anon

>Suddenly old art!

I'm so glad we can all agree G3.5 is an aberration. That's one thing we can all hate together.

>>24124717

>beanie babies

Fuck no, I want a big one! Don't forget, Trixie is first on the manufacturing line! Complete with wizard garb and matching hat. This roll of cash on my desk is collecting dust so hurry up and make my plushie!

>>24124845
never a miscommunication

>>24124752
Thank you!

I always thought something comfortable to play and get dirty in (play clothes, like sweatpants and a t-shirt with some ponyized accessories?, like the human derpy's armwarmers), but I will definately bring some cooking utensils in my mini backpack that's going in the outfit, thanks!

Oh, and oatmeal.

>>24124866
But I don't have any purple!

>>24124832
Most people would refer it as "Humanized Pinkie"

>>24124831
I figured she was African because Zebras come from Africa.

>>24124862
>meant to type noko
>comes out sage
God damn it.

>>24124873

oatmeal, are you crazy?

>>24124832
Indeed

>>24124892
>694 KB, 2000x2000

Normally I'd be angry, but I enjoy this.

>>24124791
her face looks odd. no real expression in it. Like a dollface or mask or something.

>>24124882

You're going to be all shades of purple after I'm done slapping the hell out of you if you don't get to work on my plushie, swabby!

>>24124754
You know, I'm probably a bit older than most of the people in these threads...back in my day it was okay to look at or draw fanart of cartoon animals. Even if they were a little adult oriented sometimes, we would giggle, maybe some would get off to it, but it was never a big deal. Now everything is this "f-word" for some reason. You're not allowed to look at pictures of cartoon characters without it being this word. I guess there is some kind of "community" of psychopaths who think they are actually animals or some shit, I really have no idea about any of that or when/why it started up. I just thought we could be adults and enjoy pictures of cartoon animals in various situations. But apparently things have really changed. It kind of sucks, I really resent these "furry" people, because now I'm not allowed to enjoy cartoon animals thanks to some drama I don't even care about. I hope this trend or whatever it is passes soon. And I wish we could just enjoy a wide range of pony art again without this stupid word coming up...nobody used to bring it up before...

>>24124754
Because they always draw fetish art and blacks always shoot people

>>24124791

His style kind of reminds me of One Piece.

>>24124782
improvement on part 2?

>>24124873
If you want something more playful go see if you can find the otome fashion thread going on in /cgl/ for ideas (pic from that thread). I thought some of the outfits seemed very like something Pinkie would wear (or Pippi Longstocking).

>>24124882
can't you just, I don't know, buy some more colours?

>>24124949
This is funny because all the furry artists who post in these threads DO draw fetish art, even Mocha I'm-not-a-furry Delight.

>>24124945
The word is just a label for someone to lash out at someone if they don't like them. I don't think it really means that much. I, for one, feel the same way as you.

>>24124982

I wish you weren't lying, but you are.

>>24124902

>>24124982
Mocha only does it for money

>>24124976

my god, now I wanna see Pinkie hanging out with Pippi. They could share cupcakes and be bestest of best friends.

G3.5 Cheerilee and Scootaloo.

>>24124784
Whatever, you can "win" the argument if it'll make you happy and quiet.

>>24124945
having discussions about furrydom is on par with religious and political discussions on the internet. It's a one-step process for an instant shitstorm. It's the alchemical discovery of turning threads into rage. It will always have the same result.

I'd honestly like to go back to the thread we were having before the furry debate got resurrected, for the millionth time.

>>24125000
THAT'S OKAY THEN.

>>24124984
You know, they almost look OK until they open their mouths.

>>24125018
No, anon, YOU are the bigger man.

>>24124982

Mocha does fetish art? Since the crap when?

>>24124980
I could, but I have to buy them in bulk since shipping is a flat fee for some reason

Just get one color and the shipping's about twice as much as the fabric, but get more and it ends up being a better deal

though I still do have the main two colors for trixie

also how the fuck are these eyes gonna work anyway

anyone have any experience with iron-on stuff?

>>24125021
I see people bitching about "style" as if there were something wrong with it

>>24124708

>read this post
>assume it's quoting >>24124698 for some reason
>imagine psycho-Pinkie making outfits out of the rest of the cast
>imagine her leaving Rarity alive to ask for her opinion on the outfits
>mfw

>>24125002
Maybe someone should get a drawfriend working on this idea?

>>24125021

Yup. Wait, are you being sarcastic?

God, this franchise sucked so hard before FiM.

>>24124900
Sage isn't a bad thing, It' keeps the thread out of trolls 1 page memory.

I'd sage every thread if it didn't exclude Noko...
Actually with my addons it won't, wohoo sage-ho

>>24125070
there is such a thing as "nokosage", believe it or not

>>24125059

Shut up! You'll give Sargeant Sprinkles ideas!

Guys, can we agree to disagree about the furry stuff? I WANNA TALK ABOUT PONIES, DAMMIT!

>>24125070
We're way past bumplimit so it does absolutely nothing now.

Can't we just forget about everything MLP besides FiM? The old MLP is so scary.

HORSE LEGS AREN'T MADE OF RUBBER

>>24125069
Most of us are in complete agreement, we don't go digging it up and raping its corpse before our eyes.

Except for the shitting goblin. That was pretty cool.

>>24125095
It's been going on for two generals now...

Just abandon hope for a little while

>>24125060
>>24125002
fuck yes, that's an awesome idea.

...I don't have any pictures of Pippi Longstocking to go with this.

>>24125095
Agreed, but it's not going to happen and we both know it.

>>24124754
You know the eyeshadow and bracelet in that one RBD/AJ image?

Yeah, the bracelet is worn by the artist's fursona and the eyeshadow is a trait of his gay lover's fursona. That's what the shitstorm was about.

Image slots filling up. Better upload quick if you got something.

>>24125108
>>24125069

>>24125095
Give us a topic

Damn, I suck at coloring.
Anyway, any other requests?

>>24125050
Let's say some guy you know always wears yellow shirts and never stops talking about his scat fetish.

Then you meet another guy who always wears yellow shirts and never stops talking about HIS scat fetish.

And another. And another. It comes to a point where no matter what, if you meet someone who always wears a yellow shirt, you're going to resent them because they're associated with people who always talk about scat fetish.

It's like tramp-stamps. They don't make girls stupid, but they sure do INDICATE the girls who have them are stupid.

...and the point is it's the same with furry. You can be a not-anime artist and draw in an anime style, you can be a non-Renaissance artist and draw in a Renaissance style, and you can be a non-furry artist and draw in a furry style.

But damn if you're not gonna be associated with furries for it.

>>24125122
This thread was actually pretty nice up until halfway mark or so.

>>24125069
>>24125108

Did they remake episodes or something?

>>24125048
Some, It' rarely works well, personally I prefer sow on patches (The ones attatched with dense "zig-zaging" along the edge), might be hard on really small pieces though.

>>24124945

Most of "those people" as you refer to them dislike the drama just as much as yourself. Only a vocal minority are the ones that have caused exactly what you're complaining about.

I judge art based on its own merit, not the collective merit of the creator.

>>24123954
My god.

It's full of stars.