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>>24113361 You have to know what to look for. STALKER, 404 Generals, Battlefield X, these are almost always good threads.
Speaking of Battlefield 2142, it's time for Greentext Story!
>Endless Camp Gibraltar >Be assault, try to be bro by healing. >Entire team is Leeroy Jenkins. >Die to grenade spam, choose Recon because why not? >At last two flags, commander dropped supplies box for EU mech, mech still gets blown up >Get in front of box, never occurs to me to get behind it, start sniping, no crouching. >Cap some people, severely damage other stragglers. Prevent a rush by well placed AP mines. >Enemy Spotted! by commander, next to our radar thingie, the one by itself on the last EU flag. >Kill Engineer who was probably looking for the mech, pick up his kit but forget that they don't have ammo kit. >Look at gun, "Ooh, what do we have here!?" >SUDDENLY, VISIBLY INVISIBLE RECON! >Shoot him with Engineer gun, one hit kill, laugh. >EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, ENEMY MECH SHOOTING AT ME! >Pull back, take pot shots with engineer rifle, PAC Mech hides behind pillar, switch to Recon kit >Commander does something useful, summons artillery on mech. >Climb ladder, decide to snipe from above. >POP POP, Watching PACies drop. >Go One on One with a recon player who got his drop pod on top of building with Flag on elevated platform >Kill him 5 times, last time he gets me down to 5 health >Find Assault Bro, get healed >Live till end of match, lose round, but feel awesome. |