>>24056763
Pinkie on 4chan, that's a given.

How do ponies type with hooves on?

>>24056788

>What websites do they browse?
Spike: It should be fairly obvious

LAST THREAD DIDN'T EVEN BREAK 350

Wait till 400 or so you dope.

>>24056763
Fluttershy would go to fanfic places methinks, she just strikes me as the type who reads romance novels and writes fanfiction, though what she would write about I havent got a clue

>>24056763
Twilight would go to wikipedia or any other science/book oriented website

Twilight starts a blog
Rarity makes a facebook and makes updates every 5 minutes
PinkyPie takes over 4chan within hours and then the internet in days
Applejack doesn't understand the fascination over computers
Fluttershy lurks on LOLcats and watches kitten youtube videos
Rainbowdash uploads videos of herself doing tricks to get the wonderbolts attention
Celestia plays simcity/a game simulator of you being in charge of shit
Spike looks up porn

They discover several pictures of things they did that they were "not so proud of" had leaked onto the Internetz

IA IA PINKIE FHTAGN

Guys, try not to eat up the image limit in the first 220 posts please

Image dumps are silly and unnecessary

>>24056861
Instantly imagined derpy.

Trixie Googles herself, sets up a page on every social network site, starts three blogs, a Twitter feed, and a Youtube account, and writes her own Wikipedia page.

What ever happened to that terrible, hateful sticky? Haven't been on yet today.

>>24056869
It wouldn't be necessary if "General" threads were "Everything under the sun" threads. People seem to not know what the origin of what "general" threads are.

>>24056857
Got a quick question here, new to /co/, how do you get the black bar over certain words? and is there a rule or something of the sort with what you hide?

>>24056886
No one friends her on any of the social sites, no one subscribes to her Youtube account, the Wikipedia article gets deleted and she's banned within minutes.

PINKIE IS LORD

>>24056763

Fluttershy would go to dailysquee.

Obviously, they read Ponystuck.

>>24056902
And then she trolls imageboards and become an attention whore.

>>24056902
>implying Trixie is accepting friend requests from anyone other than Trixie

Trixie would unfriend Tom.

>>24056901
type the word "spoiler" inside brackets like [this].

to end them, do the same, but with a slash like [/this]

>Alone on the beach
>Stone-cold sober
>Saturday night
>Postin in a poni thread

Feels . . . better than expected.

>>24056886

Sounds pretty accurate to me!

>>24056901

Type the word spoiler inside [brackets]. Afterwards use [/spoiler]

PINKIE WALKS THE EARTH ONCE MORE

>>24056938
>>24056929
Thanks!

Well see last night the subject of MvC3 ponies came up and I REALLY started to get into it and am working on making explanations of each characters play style. So I was wondering if anyone was interested in drawing the cover to MY LITTLE PONIES : FIGHTING IS MAGIC.
Here is the MvC3 cover to go off of.
Also if anyone is interested I could share some of the Characters explanations I have.

>>24056912
>>24056944

God, the old ponies were so creepy and scary. It boggles the mind how this franchise ever supported itself. Anything except FiM just creeps me right the fuck out. Even the current G4 toys look nothing like the cartoon and are fucking weird and ugly looking.

Is it just me, or does anyone else find the thought of a 6-foot Pinkie Pie running around without a leash absolutely terrifying

>>24056984
The 80's series was just messed up.

Watching MLP for first time after seeing all these threads. Time to see what all the fuss is about.

/r/ing

...

are you ready?


Twist fapfiction

>>24056889

We've been being good. Let's keep it that way.

Anyway,

Applebloom spends 15 minutes every day reading the Wikipedia page on Cutie Marks hoping someone made an update with helpful info.

Twilight Sparkle is a bookfag, and won't use it.

Pinkie is 4chan, of course.

Rarirty only really uses the internet for her work. She has a passing interest in other designers, but mostly just runs her own website.

Applejack is computer retarded, and Rainbow doesn't spend much time on the internet.

Fluttershy, however, fucking loves chat rooms, because she's more comfortable talking to a voice on the internet than a real person. She spends like 3 hours a day on Omegle, and reads animal websites before bed, occasionally dipping over to /an/

>>24056984
>It boggles the mind how this franchise ever supported itself.
Barbie and MLP were always the default toys for girls for corporate tie-ins, like McDonalds.

So whenever a Transformers or MicroMachines toy line was pushed, MLP was there.

>>24057038

Idea!

Twist getting herself off with a nice thick candy cane that she made herself.

>>24057038
I know you mean little Twist but I'm going to pretend you meant grown-up Twist and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>24056889
It slipped in the shower and broke it's horrible neck.

I still reccomend following the "one thread" policy as always and only posting pony in other threads when appropriate. (Pick a character threads, reaction faces, gif threads and even then only post one pony unless someone asks for more).

>>24057061

Please start using a tripcode so that I may add you to my block list.

>>24057038

BrotherPrickle wrote a fapfic in which Twist inadvertently causes the main cast to become uncontrollably aroused by cupcakes she made.

>>24057090
>unless somepony asks for more).

fix'd

>>24057038
>>24057061

>>24057097

Hahahaha

Gross

>>24057080

Well little Twist does have her cutie mark...

...but you're right, older Twist is way hotter.

mmmm, free pinky pie

>>24057044
>Twilight Sparkle is a bookfag, and won't use it.

You Cur! How dare you not know about Project Gutenberg!

Twilight would be all over that shit.

>>24057132
>>24057138

Rockmind

>>24057138

Well, they were humanized.

>>24057038
>>24057061
>>24057080
>>24057097
>>24057144

Fuck you guys, this thread was off to a good start. I'm leaving, I'll come back when the next thread starts.

>>24057132
i lol'd

>>24057155
Twist is just gross bro sorry.

Someone draw Snips and Snails as really hot, studly stallions

Wait wait, I missed something, who's Twist?

>>24057025

>Cute little ponies bound by neck collars and chains
>Dank looking dungeon scene
>All helpless and vulnerable
>Nice and tight

>>24057184

I'd post a picture of her, but I refuse to save any.

>>24057038
Goddammit.
You spoiled the surprise ending to Randy Hearts.

>>24057080
>>24057080
...and only Noel can make Twist even slightly tolerable.

I thtill hate that voith.

>>24057162

>>24057132
That part of the show felt really dark. Like "holy shit, if they didn't find her, she could have been lost there forever, or chipped and broken."

Imagine if she was turned from stone to flesh like 2000 years later, after Celestia goes full Orwellian on Equestria.

can someone explain what "candy vag" means?

>>24057031
Need links?
Otherwise, let us know what you think.

>>24057174

I also forgot to mention. She wasn't directly involved in any sex. She was just in the intro.

The cupcakes were delivered to each character.

>>24057031

Finished first ep, I can see why everyone loves Pinkie

>>24057184

This is Twist and she's soooooo preciouth!

She got her cutie mark and AB stopped hanging out with her :(

Derpy would probably just start facerolling the keyboard.

>>24057214

Candy Vagina

>>24057162

I'm sorry, come back! We could turn it right around!

>>24057228
>everyone loves Pinkie
See, that's an easy mistake to make.

>>24057197
I beg to differ.

>>24057228

Not everyone loves her...

>>24057248
That dance.
Oh god I just want to kick her.

>>24057126

No, he had it right the first time. You shouldn't refer to people as pony, only the ponies are ponies, silly.

>>24057194

Just like that picture by 8li9ht.

Thumbnail seems fine at first, until you click it.

>>24057194

>>24057217
I see one of my readers is on.

Did you know about that update to Bitches Gotta Stick Together? *bored and up late at night with no one to talk to*
>>24057216
Was that scene satisfactory, Pacce? Any critiques?

>>24057237

Ah. So Derpy is a Tankadin. She probably has all the Valor epics >.>

>>24057294
Ha! That's hilarious

>>24057235
The thing about her lisp is it's not really full of th's exactly. Like she wouldn't say Theveral Theditiouth Thcribeth from Thaetharea.

It's close but distinct.

>>24057080
>>24057235
>>24057248

Wait this is Twist? Applebloom's friend with the lisp?

What's wrong with her?

>>24057294

Much better.

>>24057214

Each pony has a deliciously flavored vagina:

TS: purple drank
FS: marshmallow Peeps
Rarity: coconut
RD: Skittles
AJ: apple juice
PP: cotton candy

Big Mac's semen tastes like applesauce.

>>24057294
I did this one the other night.

>>24057317
They hate her because of her lisp, I think. It might be more because they hate the littler ponies in general, actually. See reactions to the CMC, and to Snips and Snails.

Evening Bronies!

How's the friendship tonight?

There's been some Updates to Traveler for anypony who's interested, and some awesome new art from Inkwell-Pony over on Ponnychan.

You can check out the story here:

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-number-12.html

And I can dump a few pics for anypony who wants to see them.

>>24057303

I jumped in when you posted that link to the story, but you left before I had a chance to comment. It was pretty good for the most part, but you need to add a really nice and long oral scene for Trixie. Gilda got her turn, but Trixie was denied. It left me incredibly disappoint. Do something about that, pronto!

>>24057317
Cute overload. She literally too sweet and saccharine for some people to tolerate.

I like her though.

>>24057340

Good evening, mysterious-writefriend-who-I-never-met-before.

wink wink nudge nudge

Great. Now I can never eat applesauce again. I hope you're happy.

Mandatory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSbXGsysAAk

<This is Twist

>>24057384
justaspinkieplanned.jpg

>>24057384
I'll have yours, then.

>>24057395
She's one ugly bitch.

The only one uglier than her is the whiny nasally jewish pony coordinator in sonic rainboom.

>>24057346
It could be longer, true. But I think I was heading into fingering territory.

And honestly...it's a beak. A BEAK. Griffons don't normally use those romantically. They're for ripping flesh from bones.

....aaaand dammit. I think SOMEONE out there is inspired now. Nothing like guro meeting oral sex. Gah. I refuse to write OR read that.

>>24057340
Oh hey, you're that one person that wrote that one thing. Good to see you again.

When are you getting shipped with madmax?

>>24057384

Now I can finally eat applesauce.

hey bronies, I've been out all day (and night) is there an update on Mentos' links? I'm not all "OMFG ware iz mah link!" Just wondering if it'll be updated this weekend at all

so has anyone made a john McClain pony yet?
"Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with hooves smaller than my sister."

i guess ill just have to search DA till i find something..

>nearga eastwood
i think i remember a dirty harry one.. does that count captcha?

>>24057436

It's a cartoon beak bro, you can kiss with one. Plus Gilda has teeth. Logic be damned, put in that oral scene! Don't make me do it for you!

Goggles anyone?

>>24057486
...It depends on whether Pacce wants more. He asked for it in the first place.

Plus, I have a Humanized Futa!LunaXCelestia fapfic to write!

This is probably a dumb question, but what does gridmark mean? Its used to describe a lot of fanfics and I honestly don't know. Its not even on urbandictionary and its driving me crazy!

>>24057031

Holy fuckshit, reaction picture goldmine. Now I know why /b/ likes it at least.

>>24057472

No updates just yet.

> Captcha: hisemen benefit

??

>>24057061
>>24057038
....

>>24057210

It is a good show, isn't it?

>>24057303
My reaction was very positive, to put it mildly.
But I was kinda surprised that it was actually a bit softer than some of your other stuff.
I thank you for what you did and look forward to what you do next.

>>24057370
>>24057437

Good evening anons who I have also never come across in my entire life. How are things?

Have a Doctor Who Reaper as a pony.

>>24057509
In the GRIM DARKNESS of the far future...

>>24057436 And honestly...it's a beak.

>>24057486

Nice filename. I'd like to see more of the CMC in silly/sexual situations. Like having a funny contest to see who can fit the most things in their little vaginas.

>>24057509

Stories that are well...grim and dark.

>>24057509

It's slang derogatory for stories that have unsavory content revolving around death, murdering, "brown and bloom" atmosphere, etc.

>>24057492
Yeah, why-OH DEAR LORD!
CUT THAT SHIT OUT RIGHT NOW!

>>24057535

It's for occasions like this that I really wish we had a pony hansen image

>>24057524
Softer? Um. Huh. Like, softcore?

Weird. I might have to reread my first go at Trixie/Luna to see what happened.

I didn't know I was getting less explicit.

I just downloaded all the pony songs, all the Eurobeat songs, and Who's a Silly Pony in order to make a 37 minute CD.

I'm amazing.

>>24056763
Goddammit. RIGHT WHEN I FOUND THIS THREAD I was writing a fanfiction where the ponies discover the internet and abuse its many features. Now it'll look like I'm copying.

>>24057509
If you mean grimdark then it means "dark and grim", from the tagline of warhammer 40k, "in the GRIM DARKness of the far future there is only war"

>>24057535

Can we give these people a different thread or something?

Or a different site?

Or a different planet?

You don't like it?

>>24057574

or /b/

>>24057340
>>24057340
Friendship is good! Also, I didn't know you drew. Or were those done for ya?

>>24057505
More.... would be appreciated.

>watch latest episode on jewtube
>write long thought out comment on why it is the weakest link so far
>end up not posting it because I don't want anyone associating my jewtube account with poni

goddammit that was disappointing cutie mark crusaders are not main characters they have no individual personalities i am mad and drunk

>>24057574

It's the clopping hour now man, this kind of stuff is to be expected.

>>24057532
>>24057537
>>24057544
OOOOOOOoooooh, grimdark, not gridmark.

Thanks. Have some "grimdark" art!
Hu-HO! e.e

>>24057533
I've heard good things about Omaha the Cat Dancer. Gaiman likes it, claiming it simply leaves the cameras rolling when most cut to black.

But, well, Pacce's fic about Gilda and the Pinkie Hot Dog kiss... It kinda has me wary of getting NEAR that beak.

>>24057527
That is so much cuter than it should be!

let's see what's going on in this thread..
>derailed by post 33
>detailed discussions of erotic exploits and pony genitals
>ships ahoy
>unspoilered porn of on-model characters

Hey there everypony.

Chapter Two of Apples and Acres has undergone some revisions and edits. Also, Chapter Five is now up. Enjoy, and thanks for reading!

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-apples-and-acres.html

>>24057535

>>24057517
reptiles don't have tear ducts

>>24057505
>>24057505

Dammit, how do I search DA for an artist?

>>24057597
>>24057623

Nah, I don't draw, these were done by Inkwell-Pony over on Ponychan, he's pretty awesome!

>>24057643
DA is hard as hell to use ain't it? It's designed so poorly even after all these years.

>>24057597
Okay. Lemme see that doc I had with your suggestions. I kinda...just went with what I recalled from it.
Okay, so, rougher sex... Fear of the beak... And maybe a bit of tail-tickling? Maybe nix that last part.
I'm also concerned that I didn't put enough effort into Trixie's initial foray into what a griffon can do. I could probably squeeze out a few more lines of prose about what a lion's paw feels like down there.

>>24057643
You google BrotherPrickle and deviantart together.

Works like a charm.

>>24057601
you're wrong. scootaloo is easily the best of the cmc

>>24057665
Probably yeah.
You did leave a bit to the imagination this time, which is fine, just not your usual style.

>>24057671

The Googles.

How do they work?

>>24056763
I imagine Rainbow Dash puts a bunch of videos of her exploits on youtube while Gilda cyber stalks her...

>>24057624
Seems like the usual thread to me.

>>24057706
...
http://brotherprickle.deviantart.com/gallery/

Here. Copy-paste that.

>>24057706

Confound these ponies, how do they pony?

>>24057706
>>24057671

I don't give Google nuthin'

In "Sonic Rainboom," Rarity has something shiny on her hoof which she blows at this pony and it looks dusty.

Can anypony tell me what this is supposed to be?

>>24057737
Residue from the makeup which she was applying.

>>24057737

She was shining her hooves.

>>24057737

Probably glitter

>>24057597

>More.... would be appreciated.

You heard the man BrotherPrickle. Get to work on that oral scene! Extra in-depth detail on Gilda eating out Trixie. No holds barred, Gilda needs to work that pony poontang! Tongue-twister tactical action.

>>24057737
Cocaine

>>24057737
Cocaine

>>24057725
Thanks!

I can just click it too! Wow! It's even better than you said!

>>24057624
>hate shipping and porn with a firey passion
>decide to try it out yesterday
>its not that bad
>become 100% less of a prude then i was before

hmm.

>>24057708
and the first thing you hear when you open the video....
let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor

>>24057750
>>24057752
COCAINE MIND

>>24057755
>let the bodies hit the floor
>not rainbow in the dark
Seriously now.

>>24057737
Cocaine

>>24057749
...Maybe after Luna/Celestia is done. I dunno.

I have a Normalish fic idea for once, actually. As a happy sequel to Ebon Mane's series about Twilight/BigMacintosh. While, um, keeping it all in continuity. Sorta like that For Love of Another Pony story I did, only with a different sort of solution.

>>24057750
>>24057752
Cocainemind

>>24057771

"Mine is bigger!"
"Yeah, well, mine is shinier!"

Snips and Snails had been fighting like this ever since receiving their medals in the talent show earlier that night. Their childish bickering continued all the way back to their shared home in Ponyville's ghetto, a segregated town for the inferior male ponies of Equestria.

"O-oh yeah?" yelled Snips as he entered their shabby apartment, finally struggling somewhat to come up with a new way to boast the superiority of his medal. "Well... Mine is, uh.... heavier?"
"Prove it!" Snails shouted in retort.
"Fine then, I will!"

Snips leapt onto Snails' hindquarters with the force of all his weight, pinning him to the floor.
"Hey, that's cheating!" cried Snails, struggling to get back on his feet. Poor Snails was quite a weak pony for his stature (which was rather tall for a pony of his young age), and even tiny little Snips could easily overpower him.
"Nu-uh!" chortled Snips in his trademark endearingly stupid laugh as he squirmed around on Snails' flank. "You're never gonna get up!"

But after a few moments wrestling, Snips noticed Snails' unusual silence. The taller and slightly older pony wasn't even trying to fight against him anymore.
"Hey, Snails, buddy, you okay?" asked Snips, anxiously releasing his friend from his hold against him.
"I... I'm fine!" cried Snails in an uncharacteristically embarrassed manner, trying to avert Snips's worried gaze. "It's just...."

>>24057755
HAH!
Yeah, probably.

She'd also react very poorly to negative comments, going on the posters page and spamming.

>>24057770
oh come on, you just know she'd pick the music that every 14 year old shitstain picks when they want to show off, and have no actual knowledge of music

>>24057737
>>24057745

She was buffing her hooves.

Kind of like when women buff their nails.

What am I saying?
4channers knowing anything about women?

Well, now you know, anyway.

>>24057784
Snails turned over and revealed what he had been hiding to his best friend.

"Hehehe..." giggled Snips, staring at it hungrily. "Yeah, well... I've got one too!" he guffawed as he exposed himself to Snails. Snails' expression of shame quickly changed into one of scheming excitement, as he sensed another opportunity to engage in a bout of competitive fun.
"Mine is bigger!"
"Yeah?" retorted Snips, thrusting himself at Snails. "Well, mine is shinier!"
Snails pinned Snips to the wall with his massive thingy; his own thingy throbbing forcefully against his bro's thingy.
"O-oh yeah?" he replied, breathing heavily against Snips' shaggy mane. "Well...Mine is, uh... heavier?"

And then they rubbed their thingies together and they put their thingies inside their other thingies and it was really cool. They were now officially the first gay ponies in all of Ponyville.

>probably squeeze out a few more lines of prose about what a lion's paw feels like down there.

You guys are just silly

>>24057654

This is a joke of his, a ponyfide TARDIS.

Here And Relative Nowness In Space, the HARNIS!

>>24057767
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjuExxIkoE8

>>24057777
>Maybe after Luna/Celestia is done.

This is going to be humanized right?

>>24057789
>Dino-fag calling others a 14 year old shitstain
Okay I giggled.
But she has great taste in rock music you nerd, so take it back.

>>24057370

Man, there are a lot of Mysterious Write Friends on tonight.

>>24057750
>>24057752
>>24057771


I see now. Thanks

>>24057804
I know I am. It's all in good fun.

>>24057784
>>24057797

SEE

>>24057517

why am i loling?

>>24057804
We all celebrate the magic of friendship in our own way.

>>24057813
Yes. I think I said that before. With dick involved. Highlight that spoiler at your own risk.

>>24057784
>Their childish bickering continued all the way back to their shared home in Ponyville's ghetto, a segregated town for the inferior male ponies of Equestria.

>>24057755

A solid Rainbow Dash AMV Youtube video is not complete without either of the following songs:

Bodies - Drowning Pool
Crawling - Linkin Park
In The End - Linkin Park
Crazy Bus title screen - Crazy Bus

Hey bronies, check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNyjPS-OZLs

>>24057819
but
she fits the archetype to a T!
i honestly can't see her being much of a rock connoisseur

>>24057807
That pun.
Oh god.

>>24057840

That's what I was hoping for.

In regards to both

>>24057854

What amazingly horrible taste in music you have

>>24057532
did i hear someone say grimdarkness of the far future?

>>24057859
Cutoff. Feels bad man.

>>24057784
>>24057797

Lovely.

>>24057784
>>24057797
I was actually secretly really hoping a penis comparison fanfic would pop up after they said those lines.

Yeah I don't like where this thread is going...

>>24057854
The song I always pictured for Rainbow Dash is "I like your booty, but I'm not gay". The song fits her style, even though we all know she's really a lez
Or maybe Bi...

>>24057973

DERPY TO THE RESCUE!

Pony nicknames for countries, courtesy of Krautcha /int/:

Argentina - Chalky Alabaster White Cloud
Australia - Venomous Shimmer
Austria - Basement Breeze
Bavaria - Oktoberfest Glee
Brazil - Favela Dawn
Canada - Fuzzy Maple Leaf
Chile - Minty Miner
China - Mao Twirl
Croatia - Spotty Dalmatia
Czech Republic - Frog Spring
Denmark - Viking Beacon
Finland - Mongol Winter
France - Ivory Banner
Germany - Ordnung Blast
Greece - Debtwave Crash
Iceland - Hakarl Aurora
Italy - Pizza Comet
Japan - Seppuku Sunrise
Latvia - Potato Surprise
Lebanon - Hezbollah Smirk
Lithuania - Winking Vilnius
Mexico - Salacious Sombrero
Netherlands - Dreamy Dyke
New Zealand - Kiwi Prancer
Norway - Fjord Colt
Philippines - Phiesty Philly
Poland - Klopping Kurwa
Portugal - Towel Ruby
Quebec - Qutsey Queen
Romania - Gypsy Bright
Russia - Vodka Snowdrift
Serbia - Mladic Meteor
Slovenia - Serene Slovene
Spain - Giggle Tapas
Sweden - Blanda Upp Joy
Texas - Gunsling Blossom
Turkey - Kebab Eclipse
UK - Teatime Trot
Ukraine - Chernobyl Petal
USA - Happy Burger
Venezuela - Chavez Enchantment

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kz80Uc_XTA&feature=related

>>24057973

>>24057979

Rainbow Dash is loyaltysexual

She has the hots for ALL her friends and ponies that she feels loyal to including Celestia

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.

Pic related XD

http://www.livestream.com/mlpstream

I drew a pony! (First attempt at my favourite one too)

>>24058024
and that is the scene zone will use.

>>24057941
You're not the only one. Anyone wanna volunteer to write that?

Oh, son of a bitch. I finally sat down to watch all the episodes last night, and I just realized I didn't keep an eye out for Derpy.

...........I know what I have to do.

>>24058041
excellent except for the head to body ratio.

>>24058025
>>24058025

Awwwwwww shit, wtf have you done?! /r/ing that!

I feel really bad that I never knew Putting it Together was a Sondheim tune until about 5 minutes ago.

Found a performance with John Barrowman who would later be Capt. Jack Harkness on the Dr. Whooves program.

>>24057061
I am tempted to write this.

Give me a reason to not do that.

Best ever name for a horse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2At0Z7JKBI

>>24057859
>>24057859
hahahaha thank you for this!
my god i have this exact same type of friend

>>24058041
Badass for your first attempt

> My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: Over a Barrel
> Original Airdate: 2011-03-25
> Synopsis
>Over a Barrel: Settling a complicated land dispute.

I hope it has some badass 300 thing going on.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/563258

>>24058126

Friendship and platonic love

>>24058126

You're a shitty hack writer only capable of mary sues and Oedipus. I don't care what you fap to, it's your writing that offend me.

>>24058126
You'll go to Pony Hell?
I've learned it doesn't pay to fight inspiration.

>>24058128

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NPKuyDWt4k

>>24058180

A big word! I'm so frightened!

>>24058180
i was gonna post thats not very pony of you
but then i loled.

>>24058173

So THAT'S where that face came from. Been wondering for fuckin' ages now....

>>24058180
Mary Sues and Oedipus, huh?

Do tell. What specific Mary Sue characters have I used?

>>24058173
Oh goddamn it, I wasn't a lesbian before!

>>24058041
Work on proportions and you'll be in like Flynn.

>>24058126

You better fuckin right it write now

>>24058076
>>24058165

Thanks! Gotta practice on that pony head-body ratio for sure.

I'm off to bed, various bronies I've never met before!

I'm only able to come to these generals at night do to "Computer Troubles" but It's nice to be back, even if it is just for a short time.

Night everypony!

>>24058188
>says the guy who is already going to Pony Hell

I heard a rumor that /co/ ponies despise /b/ ponies, is dat true?

So I never figured out if anybody liked my RxTS shipping story because I posted it right in the middle of a flamewar.

>>24058261
Where is it? I'd like to read it. I'm not very good at critiques, but I'll let you know if I like it.

>>24058259

>implying /b/unnies are on an equal level to us ponies

>>24058259

they pretty much don't show up on our radar.

>>24058259
>>24058259
/co/ and /b/ are just very different places.
>>24058248
Night S... stranger!

>>24058259

Can't say, haven't gone to /b/ for at least a year or two now.

>>24058122

It's actually a take on Barbara Striesand's take of that song

It goes even deeper

>>24058259
it's a love hate thing
i think they're rather harmless and a more goofy simplistic version of ourselves, but the constant name and tripfriends talking to eachother like a chatroom is a little weird

>>24058301
It's a hate/tolerate thing.

>>24058259

I've never actually been to /b/ before

I've never really thought about buying merchandise, but it just occured to me that I'd probably buy a Derpy pony. I know lots of people here already have complete sets, but I simply have no urge for it. Except for Derpy. I'd totally buy Derpy.

>>24058301
i started on /b/ sorta...
i think tripping is okay...but recently the trips have been like really EMOTIONAL and i always thought circle jerking was just a troll joke....but i mean..its out of hand. i just wanna talk ponies...

So how about Scootaloo riding that Scooter in the latest episode? I'd imagine her Cutie Mark would turn out to be an X Games Logo.

derpy is the best non-canon pony by far.

>>24058259
I don't like em too much, but it seems like they go out of their way to be as annoying as possible.

Some don't mind /b/, others hate /b/, no one loves /b/.

>>24058342

Okay, didn't mean to spoiler that. Accursed spoiler box, being so close to submit!

>>24058294
Six degrees; connect Rarity to Kevin Bacon.

>>24058294

That's the one I listened to next...god fucking damnit I hate that woman. She's not even that good of a singer.

>>24058358

That's not Carrot Top.

>>24058358
>non-canon
I don't think you know what that means.

>>24058274
>>24058274

It's here

>>24054748
A couple threads ago, but still active

but I'm sure it embarrasses /co/ a little to know that some people are slowly dragging ponies in dirt.

>>24057151

Twilight's totally addicted to internet debate. She runs a well-respected pseudonymous blog where she critiques royal policy, and can't go to bed without checking her politics forums.

>>24058384
The version from the revue with Barrowman, Carol Burnette, Ruthie Henshall etc. is the best version. Hell, look at the other videos from the show; they're all either hilarious or awesome.

I love Sondheim.

>>24058415
she doesn't seem the type to be argumentative of the sake of it. She probably thinks she's dumb or something

>>24058358

>>24058128
ARRRRRRRGHGHGGHGHGHHGHGHG!

>>24058352
It was pretty cool

>>24058384
I recommend the full show "Sunday in the Park With George" it's wonderful.

>>24058391

As in, she doesn't officially add to the plot or interacts with the main characters every episode.

>>24058497

That's not what non-canon means

>>24058497

Where I come from, we call that a "minor character".

>>24058497

I think you're a little confused as to what canon is. But it's okay, here's more Derpy.

>>24058497

non-canon or...

non·ca·non·i·cal
   /ˌnɒnkəˈnɒnɪkəl/ Show Spelled[non-kuh-non-i-kuhl] Show IPA
–adjective
1.
not included within a canon or group of rules.
2.
not belonging to the canon of Scripture.

This is a slow thread, I was able to finish a game of League and this still hasn't hit the image cap.

>>24058019
>USA - Happy Burger

WELCOME TO HAPPY BURGER HOME OF THE HAPPY BURGER MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

You know what I mean though.

Iamnotacleverpony.jpg

>>24058571
It's Goodburger

>>24058560

Thank you, I've been looking for that. I fucking LOVE this pony.

>>24058596

I will never unsee that yellow tinting on scratch.

>>24058381

Rarity's song "Stitching it Together" is a take on Barbera Streisand's take on "Putting it Together", a Sondheim tune, Streisand was in The Mirror Has Two Faces with Ali Marsh who was in Picture Perfect with Kevin Bacon. 3 moves

>>24058596
I know, I had to post it, it's so adorable.

>>24058591
>The Joke
>Your Head

>>24058626

Wow, they look weird on their hind legs.

>>24057859

Pretty cool.

Psst, you're the guy who's been doing the adding the lyrics back into the ponybeat remixes, right? Are you planning on continuing that? I really enjoyed them.

>>24058560
threads have been slower and it is kinda nice i can go to sleep and wake up only missing 2 threads

>>24058615
Also
Rarity is voiced by Tabitha St. Germain
Who was in Care Bears to the Rescue with Gary Chalk
Who was in Trapped with Kevin Bacon

>>24058643
It's anatomically impossible, too, since their hind legs don't bend back far enough for them to stand upright for more than a short and wobbly-bobbly amount of time. But, whatevs. Cartoon ponies.

>>24058041


Here's pony attempt two, let me know if the ratio is any better.

>>24058655

suddenly understands Trixie fandom.


God damn!

>>24058672
Unless you're Pinkie, then you can pose like a goddamn statue. See the very end of the Flutterguy rendition of Evil Enchantress.

>>24058619
>>24058626

Since I'm out of Derpy now, I propose Vinyl Scratch time.

At least, I would, but this pretty much makes up everything I got on her. Oh well.

>>24058655
Dat ass!

>>24058697
1) That's a cropped piece of rule 34.

2) It's the voice, man.

>>24058259
I go to both from time to time. /co/ talks more about the show, art and fanfics, /b/ is more about the reaction pics and general randomness.

>>24058727
She has this very cliche 90s girl / mallrat vibe

I dig it

Butt

>>24058693
nice! i lold

>>24058727

Really? Not ringing any bells. Could you describe the rest of it? Or just tell me where to find it? Post it at FiMchan?

Moar scratch

so I'm drunk and considering doing something pony related

what do

i used to go to the /b/ threads but i couldnt stand the role playing tripfags anymore also the guy shoving pinkie toy in his foreskin really creeped me out

>>24058787

I honestly can't decide if I like this or am horrified by it.

>>24058787
Head is bent back at an -extremely- odd angle.

>>24058736

Somehow, though, /b/ winds up being the more friendly of the two fanbases. Or at least /b/ does a better job of dealing with the trolls... I suppose part of it is that you know what you're getting into with /b/ threads, including the adult content that so often derails discussion around here.

But yeah, much more love in /b/ for whatever reason.

>>24058807
>guy shoving pinkie toy in his foreskin

>>24058807

>>24058795

Have another drink.

>>24058777
its not even porn

>>24058807

...I don't know what you're talking about, so im post a picture

>>24058693
Better. Her legs are a bit thin and she needs more hair.
Have you looked at these?
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/pony-drawing-guides.html
(The thumbnails at the end of the post are not all of them-- my favourites are Pony Body Shape 2, Pony Shapes 2, Pony Legs 3 and 4.)

>>24058795

>>24058830
i can fap to it, therefore its porn
also, shirley temple movies are porn

>>24058830

Meh. I prefer the cropped version.

>>24058830

if you can fap to it...its porn

>>24058861
I guess we should start spoilering screenshots from the show then

So...........who'd play Wimp Lo?

>>24058867

I'm fapping to your posts right now...

hey ponies
how do I get a girlfriend
im asking because you ponies are my only friends

heres a /b/ tripfag attention whore her roleplaying and oc pony would make you rage if you saw her in the thread

>>24058867
Icwhatudidthere

>>24058836

I've seen a few spread around, but not all of them. Thanks for the link!

One of those threads it seems.

>>24058899
become as cool as this guy

>>24058879

IM STILL WAITING FOR THE SEQUEL.....

>>24058173
It always amused me how Applejack sounds just like Tree Trunks from Adventure Time.

>hey guise whats going on in this thread
>mfw

>>24058916

wish i had the balls to wear that in public...only with fluttershy and her stiche

Did we ever find out who this was?

>>24058944
You think this is bad?

>>>/b/313975989

i went to /b/ threads for about 2 weeks and everything is either reposts or shit

this is the only pic i ever saved from b

Is it shirt time?

>>24058851
She's got Fantasia boobs, so I wouldn't classify as porn

>>24058916
I have that shirt and look between 10 and 30% cooler wearing it, according to a random survey of my household.

>>24058965

ah lets see whats in this poni thread

>>>/b/313975989

poni

poni

poni

gore

poni

gore

poni

gaytrain

poni

pedo gurls

poni

gore

gore

gore

pedo poni gore

...yep thats /b....

>>24058879
Caramel.

>>24058963

That looks fit for a party!

>>24058984

Maybe it's because I don't follow every /co/ thread, but I usually drop in on /b/ every once in awhile to see if I can find any more reaction images. There's not much overlap between /co/ and /b/, so I usually see some new stuff, and while their drawfriends aren't anywhere near as prolific as ours, damn if they;re not really good at captioning.

Everypony Goggle!
http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/

>>24058984

I saved a handful of things from /b/, including that picture of Trixie drinking a smoothie you posted. But yeah, not much original content from /b/ is worth saving.

>>24058916
Is that Lucid?

just saw in that b thread i hanvt seen before

>>24059017
The Wastelander is the only tripfag of value there, and even that's debatable.

We have a monopoly on all the drawfags and writefags.

>>24056763

I'm thinking Twilight browses Wikipedia and several other educational-related websites. Pinkie Pie...I think all of you already know that answer.

>>24059022

Considering how much we know, I guess that kinda makes sense. I'm all for Derpy, though.

>>24059092

I dont think Lucid had tattoos.

>>24059026
That looks like instant diabetes.

He also showed a pic where they ate it all. You are now aware that there are two people who thought this was a good idea.

>>24059103
Pinkie finds other ponies through social sites and invite them over for cupcakes

>Horrible slashfics

>>24059165

Anyone have the rest of the creepy cupcakes inspired fanart?

>>24059165
>pinkie as a craigslist killer
why does this make sense?

Morning blank flanks, whats going on in this thr......

>>24059155

I don't understand what you said; was it one person or two?

>>24059175

>>24059039

that was fun :3

>>24059175

there's only 3 pictures. by the same guy.

>>24059170

Where do you see >Horrible slashfics?

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

Taking requests.
No porn.

>>24059175
This one and the next one is more inspired by Higurashi.

>>24059258

Derpy rolling around in a pile of shit like a puppy.

>>24059258
Silver Spoon doing something cute.

>>24059239

ENHANCE

>>24059258

Sweetie Belle after having raided her big sister's make up cabinet... her efforts towards looking fabulous should be... less than spectacular

>>24059175
boop

>her name is pinkie pie
>we have never seen her eat a pie
>she prefers cake

makes sense to me

>>24059281

THERE'S A GLITCH IN THE MARETRIX

>>24059281

Nice find man!

>>24059300
She works for the Cakes, who will not tolerate pie-eating under their roof.

>>24059258
Gay serpent

>>24058963
>>24059155
I actually opened it and looked at it this time, it's just a 50 piece right?

I'm in the mood for some cute. Anyone got CMC images or caps?

>>24059101
Demi was fun while he was there.

>>24059300

She's also the only known carnivore in ponyville.

>>24059258

Bon-bon and her talent..whatever that is..

>>24059258
Kind of like an owl eating a mouse:
Gilda swallowing Pinkie Pie whole with only her hind quarters left to finish.

>>24059281

You didnt add that red box did you? Thats hilarious.

>>24059277
second

>>24059258
the cmc looking into that locked chest in fluttershys room

[spoiler\to find fluttershys massive horsecock dildo collection

>>24057210
Then shit that's like Half Life 2 happens?
Right?
Well I can dream, can't I? ;-;

>>24059175
Not Cupcakes but Rocket To Insanity

>>24059302

This is from "Ticket Master" during RD's Wonderbolts fantasy about 3 or 4 minutes in. If you watch the video in 1080p, you'll notice there is a blinking square. It says something that I can't quite make out.

"THIS something something."

The artificial construct of Equestria is breaking down. We must free pony minds from Celestia's control!

>>24059337

Is that from something, or did you draw that?

http://my.deviantart.com/messages/#/d39bptj

>featured on My Little /co/

I WISH I COULD WHY YOU TO DEATH.

>>24059410

>>24059391
Perhaps we should start a list of animation and continuity errors, not to be assholes, but to politely email so that a future DVD release can be remastered.

>>24059391

Holy shit, I just checked the episode, and he ain't trollin. It blinks on and off a few times, too. I have no idea what's going on there.

confirmed, that red box is there

>>24059441

Maybe we can list them on http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_Friendship_Is_Magic_Wiki

>>24059337

Who's killing Celestia?

>>24059334
Veggie dogs.
Even she got ill from the earthworms in Applebuck Season.

>>24058693
>>24058041

Ok this is my last one tonight/this morning. It's my first male pony but I had to get the idea out. If you're wondering, the cutie mark is supposed to be a chicken with a pully in it.

>>24059441
I wouldn't mind doing it to be an asshole to be honest.

It would be an honor.

Twilight - asian, Pinkie - jewish.
Right?

Spanish subtitlefag here.

Dumping some odd pause frames while subtitling.

my favorite animation error

>>24059613

How do you fuck up that bad as to make a main character as a backround pony?