Hmm. Well there's Marvel Apes and Zombies. There could be a dimension of ponies in the Marvel Multiverse

>shin0r0z

Well ok then. For the anon earlier.

>>24037498
A cliffhanger on Fluttershy explodes thrice.

I haven't the faintest idea...

maybe they encounter some horrible monster from the distant past they must face together

Anybody got an idea for that?

>>24037573
Beginning of season 2: fluttershy explodes again.

>>24037498
the Grand Galloping Gala, with all the ponies in their best gowns during most of the episode.

My guess is the gala too

>>24037563

Never thought i would see the day this gets colored. thanks.

>>24037563
>Starting topic: What would you like to see for the season 1 finale? Another adventery two-parter? A normal episode? A cliffhanger? Fluttershy explodes THRICE?

New Equestria Daily poll. Make it happen blogbrony.

Adventury 2 parts of course, with a return of some old faces like Luna (I've heard she'll be back), maybe a dragon, Trixie, some great evil, yadda yadda.

>>24037563
Oh, it was supposed to be big mac.

>>24037553

Why dont you like him Anon? 95% of the people in this thread would gladly suck his dick for a request.

>Rainbow Dash nor related to Scootaloo.
>Rainbow Dash only appears at the end.

Worst episode yet.

I want to see the gay serpent again.

Gay serpent confirmed for best character in the show.

here is my vote for worst cutie mark in the show

other bad ones would be the 2dolphins and silverspoon

>>24037653
Blurry red shit mark?

I'd personaly like a two-part adventure, preferably longer than this trip.

>>24037646
>>24037646
>>24037646
>>24037646
>>24037646
>>24037646
>>24037646
>>24037646
>>24037646
yes

>>24037670
her special talent is being blurry and red.

>>24037646
>scruffyseconded.jar

It's a locket. The chain is a faint gold, but it's hard to see against the magenta of her flank. It's probably a heart-shaped locket.

>>24037498
>two stables
>They don't even live in stable in the Friendship is Magic
>not actual pun
>only used it because they're ponies
You're terrible at this.

>>24037684

My Little Period?

Guys, all these Dr. Whoof fanfics make me wanna watch Dr. Who. I saw a few episodes many years ago, don't remember much.
Which season should I get first? My net is limited, can't download all.

Anyone else here go to Krautchan?

this thread needs to be about 20% gummy-er

>What would you like to see for the season 1 finale?

A two parter in which the elements of harmony are featured, only for them to be completely forgotten for another 20+ episodes. Luna is there, but only as a background pony, so she gets no real character development or even lines. There are at least three instances of the phrase 'my little pony' being used, each on more awkward than the one before. Eventually, a lesson about friendship is learned that enrages most of the online community.

>>24037726
The rage will easily carry pony threads into season 2.

why does she always look so worried?

>>24037498
The Essence of NMM returns and corrupts Trixie and captures Celestia.
The mane cast must defeat her army of darkness.
The last episode ends with the mane cast split up and confronting they're evil universe counterpart or the past villans(RD vs Guilda). Except for Twilight and Luna whoa are preparing for the final showdown with the new NMM.

>>24037708

>>24037714

Get your nigger ass some Fifth Doctor.

>>24037714
either 1 or 2 from the more recent series
1 if you don't want to miss plot holes
2 because tennant is awesome and eccleston is meh (though a smith is fine too)

GOOD NEWS, EVERYPONY!

You'll be making a delivery to google, which has been conquered by MLP just like everything else.

For those who don't know:

1- Go here: http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/

2- Get Goggles

3- Go to google.

4- Turn on goggles (this is confusing)

5- ?????

6- PONIES.

>>24037646
Gay serpent time?

Gay serpent time

>>24037717
Wow. Now I imagine a scenario of the world being split up in two kinds of people: the ones who like My Little Pony and the ones who don't.

Eventually leading to a great war that ends humanity.

>>24037752

Well think about it... There is a (seemingly) unrelated, younger, cuter pink pony bouncing around in front of her husband all day. She always says she is there for the sweets, but sometimes she has to wonder...

>>24037752
Mrs. Cake has a secret. A dark secret.

No one must know.

>>24037787
Also, that propaganda.

>>24037758
That's a funny way to spell Fourth Doctor, anon

Earth Ponies: STR/CON

Unicorns: INT/WILL

Pegasi: SPD/DEX

Alicorns: WIS/CHA

A cliff hanger or an adventure-type episode like DragonShy would be amazing.

They'll probably bring back th elements of harmony though.

>>24037714
I'd personally suggest starting with the Jon Pertwee episodes, but if your net is limited you should be sure to catch Tom Baker's run no matter what else you do. That's the good stuff right there.

i dont get it

>>24037811

Overrated punk.

has this been coloured? just curious.

>>24037819
Moar liek: Alicorn: everything.

Also, Scherzo, I am making a drawing of your 'Rocket to insanity' for the friend-off.

>>24037752

You'd be worried too if you had Pinkie Pie as an employee.

>>24037800

oh u

>>24037850

It's all for the best. Rarity just doesn't have the voice for AC/DC.

>>24037800

Oh god lol! We need a writefag on this one!

>>24037856
Yeah, worried about your own mental health for hiring her.

I can just imagine what these threads would cause if the media got hold of them.

>April 5th 2010 All major television networks have banned My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from the air due to an escalating fear for the safety of the children in the show's target audience. The festering den of pedophiles and rapists known as 4chan showing unnatural obsession with the popular children's show has been quoted as the reason behind the ban.

>>24037844

Equestria is located in Omsk?

>>24035353
/r/ing parts 1&2 of this.

>>24037856
This is true.
But it seems like the only place Pinkie can function normally is in the shop.

>your body will never be ready for these next two wallpapers im about to drop

>>24037646
I'm not gay!

>>24037886
2010? Damn it, I need to stop living in the past. Meant 2011.

>>24037886
>The festering den of pedophiles and rapists known as 4chan
Only Fox treats 4chan as such. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

>>24037905

And number 2. Enjoy.

>>24037906
You're not fooling anyone!

you guy will like the new AMV http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=n_L5mYjjOtE

>>24037923

>>24037923
>>24037905
:o

did you made these?

>>24037905
>>24037923
Those were... interblurbing.

Ever since I read that comic where that little girl was making ponies dance to the beat of "Sexy bitch" I can't stop thinking about Rarity as the "neighborhood whore". It just fits so well.

Is this bad Y/N

>>24037923
HNNNNNNNNG

>>24037960
interblurbing is a very funny word.
like spatula.

Is there an HD version of Show Stoppers available yet?

>>24037872
>>24037872
>>24037872

Someone has already posted something like that (kind of)

http://brotherprickle.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d38vr4k

>>24038013
1080p?
Nah but there's the 720p version on youtube.

and then i said "OATMEAL!? YOU CRAZY!"

>>24038005
And hippopotamus?

>>24037974
She doesn't seem like a whore to me.

>>24038013
Yes, there's a 3GB HDTV rip by TrollHD on usenet. mentos will release a recompressed version later, he's busy this weekend/week.

>>24038035
Ever so crazy.

>>24038039

I dunno... If anything she seems like she'd be a high class call-girl...

>>24037752

She knows that Pinkie is fucking Mr Cake behind her back.

>Dem outfits

Rarity's a pimp, not a ho.

>>24037923
I wish that I could be up on that cloud watching the sunrise with her

>>24038073

>>24038087
You would fall to your death.

Such is life in Equestria .

>>24038102

Alright well she doesn't know for sure, but she certainly suspects.

>>24038102

see

>>24037800

>>24038129
Blowout soon, fellow brony.

>>24038129
not if a unicorn put a spell on him to allow him to walk on clouds first!

>>24038129
To die with a smile, is not such a bad way to go out.

>>24038178
Really? When?

>>24038189
but would it not be better to continues life, and share a milkshake with Trixie and Luna?

>Thread
20% more cooler

The Cutie Mark Crusaders learn about sex.

From Fluttershy.

E F

>>24038227
Now!

>>24038228

>Trixie
>Share

>>24038275
Oh hey
Lyra's Earth Pony twin makes another appearance.

>>24038275
still not as bad as this

Guys about the latest announced episode The Cutie Mark Chronicles
If this is a flashback episode with the mane cast as fillies it's instant Celestia Tier but how can it be more awesome?
Well for one I'm pretty sure well finally found out something about they're parents.

>>24038271
The CMC probably know more about sex than Fluttershy. If anyone tried to explain it to her she'd probably faint or run away in embarassement. This is a pony who lives as far away from society as is humanly, sorry ponably, possible, even though it puts her right next to a terrifying forest.

>>24038321
applejack already explained how she got her cutie mark i hope they dont waste too much time on her

>>24038321
I'm thinking parents too. Lauren confirmed parents would appear, and I think most assumed they would be in the audience for the talent show to cheer for their kids. That obviously didn't pan out, so flashbacks are next logical choice. Cannot wait. Maybe that rumor about Pinkie's full name will finally turn out to be true. After 3 months I'd just dismissed it as troll by now.

>>24038376
>aj catches the cmc exploring their bodies in the club house.jpg

>>24038321
if they make a song about doomlords.
Picture more related than you might think.

>>24038400
What rumor about pinkie's full name?

>>24038357

Dude. Breeding. FS knows more than anyone else in Ponyville.

>>24037819
>>24037854
There you go. Obviously not done yet.

Can't seem to get Rainbow Dash's hair right, does anypony have some advice? Also, the final image will be rather... gory. Do you ponies think I should keep it accurate to the story, or put it down a notch to make it more 'appropriate'? As you can see: the image is mostly focused on Rainbow Dash's realisation of what she just did; that she past the point of no return.

>>24038277
THE FOREST HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER LIFE.

SOMEBODY SAY TRIXAY?!

>>24038357
what this guy said.
>>24038466

>>24038472
Har, har, har, good fun brony.

>>24038465
Someone had posted ages ago saying her real name was Pinkamina Diane Pie or something to that effect and that it would be shown in a future episode.

>>24038472

such is life in equestria

>>24038423

What are those even called in english?

Swedefaggot here

>>24038471
at first glance from the thumbnail i thought that was twist porn, scared me for a second

>>24038471
I havent read the fic this is based on, so this pic both concerns and confuses me

>>24038471
Pupils on Pinkie are too big. "Death" scenes usually have the offed party having really small, tiny pupils - gives it the element of terror/lifelessness to it.

The hair's fine, just your heads are a little big compared to the rest of the form. Decent enough though.

>>24038529
That's just silly, everyone knows ponies only have one or two names.

>>24038536
A finch.

>>24038536
Bullfinches.

Swedish name is way more kickass.

how would a Swedish pony be coloured, I wonder. blue with yellow hair, or yellow with blue hair? THree Crowns as a cutie mark?

no more gummy threads now

>>24038536
looks like a type of finch

>>24038321
We will finally figure out how the fuck Twilight got her cutie mark for Magic when she had no friends.

THIS IS EATING ME ALIVE.

Oh, and rainbow dash. Because she's always related.

>>24038591
You know what my favorite finch is?

Atticus.

>>24038542
Me, porn?! You just trampled my heart, brony.

>>24038548
Explain, please.

>>24038563
Image is based on this part:
Pinkie's struggles grew weaker and weaker, her eyes wide with terror as tears streamed down her face, visage frozen in a mix of fear and anguish. What did she do? Was it the icing? Did she use salt instead of sugar? Why? As those slowly glazing eyes stared up at Dash, the strikes of the blade grew slower and slower, the pegasus finally plunging the implement deep into Pinkie's chest, spearing through the filly's heart, ending her party once and for all. Dash heaved for breath, limbs shaking as she looking down upon her handiwork. Blood stained her fur and feathers, painting her a deep crimson, wearing the life force of her former friend like some macabre outfit. She sobbed, letting out a wail of anguish as she realized the gravity of what she had just done. Arms wrapped around the butchered filly, Dash holding the still warm corpse of her friend tight. “No..nononoNONONO! I didn't...oh Celestia, no...what have I done?! WHAT DID I DO!?”

With emphasis on: As those slowly glazing eyes stared up at Dash,

Off topic question: Do you think Scratch aka Dj P0N3 will come back? Or was she just a background character? ..

>>24038602

Definitely blue with yellow hair, and either a cross (which is kinda weird considering Sweden is one of the most atheist countries in the world), but I think Three Crowns is more fitting.

Anyone got the pony template? I want to make this pony now.

>>24038631
Whoawhoa, spoiler text man! :P At least for courtesy.

>>24038466
Or she could be willfully ignorant. Or not so willfully ignorant. Having newborn bunnies delivered by some sort of magical bird action would be totally in keeping with all the other micromanagement of equestria's ecology.

But I wouldn't say she knows more than Applejack, since AJ lives and works on a farm and Fluttershy seems to be the type who would avoid 'scary knowledge'.

>>24038548
LET THOU BE EDUCATED.

>>24038618
shegot it when she read a book about magic , duh

>>24038667
More education!

>>24038647
I went full derp, though it doesn't really concern any other than you.

Anyway, now you know where I am coming from.

>>24038621

>>24038675
Pop Quiz on Monday, students.

>>24038667
To understand this fic one must read cupcakes.
I'm pretty sure that reading cupcakes and this one after another is not good idea.

>>24038488
SOMEBODY SAY REPORTED

>>24038635
Gag character who wont even in the backround. Dont attach yourselves to these characters.

Hoity Toity, Trixie, Gilda, and mr Breezy will never make a reappearance.

>>24038707
It's not needed. Only the nightmare at the beginning will seem less trivial.

>>24038667
B-but I don't want gore and grimdark! I want ponies and friendship!

Sorry for coming out of nowhere with a request, but an idea popped into my head earlier today that makes me want to try and draw something.
Anypony know where I can find good reference images and/or proper palettes of the CMC? Only one I seem to be able to find is Applebloom. Any help is much appreciated.

I just took a shit.

While pressing I imagined forcing my shit down Pinkie Pies throat and making her swallow it, then, when she starts to vomit, I punch her in the stomach and kick her in the face as hard as possible

>>24038735
That's not very healthy.

>>24038602
Picture related?

>>24038735

I lol'd.

>>24038707
and I will NOT touch Cupcackes. thats a big no-no when it comes to ponies for me.

>>24038735
BUTT WHY

>>24038735
The day that I report a fellow brony.

>>24038735
Why her?

Why not Trixie?

>>24038735
Horses can't vomit. Your fantasy is invalid.

>>24038699
>>24038667
>>24038675

>>24038761

I don't know what that is, but that is not a brony.

>>24038760
>dinosaur reaction image
>from dino-fag
not as terrible as i was expecting to be honest

Anyone want to read my MLP fapfic?

http://rghost.net/4622489

>>24038753
.... I totally forgot about dala horses. it makes so much sense.

Would probably look pretty weird for FIM-style ponies though.

>>24038791
Dino-fag is actually a pwetty cool guy.

>>24038753

Fuck year Dalahästar

>>24038780
Nah, I'm good. Besides, Turntable Turnabout and Cotton Candy Hearts had enough saccharine sweetness to balance out the negative karma of writing Rocket To Insanity.

>>24038760

DINOSAURS HAVE NO TEAR DUCTS

That feel when you would rather study than socialize

>>24038815
>Turntable Turnabout
>sweetness
We need a good long talk, you and I.

So what would you rather be?

Pegasus
Unicorn
Regular Pony

no picking super mutant pony type ie Celestia

>>24038819
How do you know?

>>24038796
Could you upload a PDF?

>>24038684
Now that I think about it, there really needs to be a little reference to Mr. Peck in his roll as Atticus. I can see it now...

Fluttershy is leaving a house saying "Thanks for looking after those baby birds, Mr. Finch" and then a well-groomed pony with glasses enters the doorway and gives her an approving nod.

That would make my day if I saw that.

>>24038847
Unicorn, duh.

>>24038847
unicorn

>>24038819
wow
that hurts man
;_;

>>24038847
Id be Seapony

>>24038834
It's awesome right? Right?

>>24038819
Thats hear say!

>>24038847

can i be flutter pony?

>>24038847
Pegasus all day erry day.

>>24038847
>>24038847
>>24038847

Pegasus brah, love flying

>>24038887
Depends on given situation, time and year. And people, yes, people are also very important.

>>24038873
some other bro was talking about making seaponies into a kind of athens type greek race cultural thing. they'd be heavily isolationist and warlike, and shoobeedoo would be a warcry. someone needs to write that

>>24038873
It's my personal canon that Celestia is an alicorn Earth pony and Luna is an alicorn seapony. It's why Celestia is so big.

>>24038847
Unicorn master race of course

>>24038847
Pegasus. Because who doesn't want to fly?

Anypony got any ideas for ponifying my HTC Inspire?

>>24038667
>>24038675
>>24038699
>mfw I'm only just now reading these

How did I miss these before? Must've been during my week long break just before the butthurt mod incident.

Not that bad. Not sure why, but I found it a nice change from both cutesy fanfics and shipping. Which was also my reaction to Cupcakes until the only other anons who liked it admitted to being gore fetishists

>>24038917
What's stopping you?

>>24038847
PEGASUS!
Who wouldn't want to walk on clouds?

>>24038796
you mother fucker

>>24038847
pegasus of course

>>24038834

that feel when you're so bored you consider studying to pass the time

>>24038847
Earth pony

>>24038940
....son of a bitch you're right
TO WIKIPEDIA!

>>24038931
I like cupcakes because it provides a really dark contrast to most other media in the pony universe.

>>24038917
they actually is speaking another language. "Shoo bee doo!" acutally translates to "They will sink Into the maws of death, waiting in the abyss!"

>>24038940
>implying Dino-Fag would write about anything but dinosaurs

>>24038846
I...don't recall writing Turntable as a Dash/Scratch gorefic...I'm horrendously confused here now.

>>24038972
This picture is awesome.
Glad to see Scootaloo getting some love.

>>24038847

Mother fucking pegasus. Duh.

>>24038847

Pegasus, easy. I'd rather be able to fly than be able to use magic. Odds are I probably wouldn't be very good at it anyways.

>>24038982
>son of a bitch
Okay.

>>24038847

Not every unicorn is as HAX as Twilight.

And Earth Ponies are boring as fuck.

Pegasus Ponies are guaranteed to be able to fly, and sleep on the motherfucking clouds. The choice is obvious.

>>24038997
heh heh heh
little does he know

>>24038699
more,i wan the new cupcakes story to get finished,but i hope it an image

>>24038972

>>24038847
Pegasus.

"Fuck your magic, I can break the goddamn sound barrier with my BODY."

>>24038998
That was me, I am just pulling your leg.
What I meant was: it is... entertaining, but not really sweet.

>>24039036
here's the chance to redeem yourself.

>>24039036
Sooooo 300 Sea ponies vs an army of unending Dinos?

>>24038847
I wonder if regular ponies will ever have any kind of tangible advantage.

>>24039010
>>24038972

Finally, other people who like her. She's been my favorite ever since Call of the Cutie.

>>24039010
i shall make more

>>24039036
-1 respect

>>24039059
Oh. Fair enough then.

It was more romancey than sweet. And the last two chapters kind of petered out because I only had planned to do two parts, but everyone was all "MOAR" so I caved. Learned my lesson with that, that's why Rocket To Insanity is staying as a standalone fic.

>>24038847

MOAR LIKE SCOOTER-LOO AMIRITE

>writing sad fiction
>make myself sad

Nightmare Moon's armor becomes reanimated and the mane cast has to gather up their new friends and fight her.

In the end Luna delivers the final blow, destroying Nightmare Moon and the entire representation of anti-friendship forever.

Or so they think.

Someone needs to rip the song that plays while the CMC go around ponyville doing stuff.

>>24039074
I've been trying to think of some

i was going to say they were stronger than the other two types

i do think AJ is stronger than Dash, though they're both athletic

Pinkie pie may not stream strong but she's always active so it makes me think she has a lot of energy. She surely makes up for her lack of flying in the griffin episode through pure ingenuity and innovative thinking with all those devices she makes

>>24039064
no, that's wasn't-
ugh

>>24039074
Look at the tired ponies in Fall Weather Friends.
Not a single one is an Earth Pony.

Question.

Why the fuck do you guys watch a show about Ponies? What's the draw to it? Honest question. Thanks.

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>>24039124
second

>>24039101

>>24039074
Maybe they're more untuned to their land and have more skills that would benefit the village.

Like how Apple Jack is good with crops and is overall the better athlete than Dash.

>>24039146
because my penis wants to explore the horse vagina.

[SPOILER]SO FUCKING BAD[/SPOILER]

>>24039037
Someone should make a House Pony

>>24038847
>>24038847
earth pony 4 life

>>24039158

>>24039146
http://fim.413chan.net/fim/res/1322.html

Answers here:
http://fim.413chan.net/fim/res/1322.html

>>24039146
As I've been telling all my friends, watch this ep, and tell me it's not fucking awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmS55Npp_fA

>>24039039
HOW DO YOU KICK IN A DICK?!!?

YOU SHOULD BE KICKING ON A DICK!

>>24039146
Most of us don't know, actually. We just seem to enjoy it and keep watching, while discussing the show between episodes.

Encyclopedia Dramatica had an interesting answer to that question, maybe that helps you:
“Shame” is an interesting word. I think the cuteness and childishness appeals to our original innocence, and innocence knows no shame.

Ponies are not the beginning either; /b/tards have a history of embracing cute and innocent things. That was Boxxy’s appeal. Then there’s cats. Rozen Maiden. Robot Unicorn Attack. The list goes on. What’s interesting is this runs parallel with the /b/tard reputation for being the most vile, wretched goblins on the entire interbutts.

I think they’re connected. I think in order to get a disgusting perverted adult, you have to start with a kid just oozing innocence, and beat the fuck out of them. Feed them lies, then laugh at them for believing you. Watch the disillusion sink in as their innocence is torn from them in childhood, seared out of them in school, and then are cast out into the world to be bachelor frogs.

So they fap and they struggle with major depression and they rage and they do all the things damaged people do. But somewhere deep down they remember what they were. Maybe part of them is still that way. They see ponies, and damn society’s gender roles, they like them. Then they fap to them, but then they continue to watch the show because it reminds them of something good and pure they had before the hardness of the world robbed them of it.

Honestly.

>>24039074
>>24039138
didnt Lauren say that Earth ponies had much better connection to nature, like growing plants and tending to animals? so without Earth ponies, no food for the other ones.

But unicorns can learn a flight spell. Obviously unicorn is the best choice.

>>24038847
Hmm....tough question. I can't honestly see myself as Pegasus type pony. As an artist, I am inclined to say unicorn, just because they don't have hands to hold pencils and such. With that said, my main focus is in traditional art and being a unicorn artist almost seems like using a tablet, which I do use but I would not trade my paint brush for it. Earth pony seems more likely.

Yeah, let's go with Earth pony.

>>24039039
Is it just me or does AB in that costume remind anyone else of Axl Rose?

>>24039194
>mfw you're quoting a /b/tard pretending to be a /co/mrade on ED

Long-winded whiny explanation is long-winded and whiny.

"It's a good show with good writing and good animation" is enough.

>>24039159
definitely

>>24038972
unicorn. magic intrigues me. if i had magic, i wouldn't to hold a gun to shoot. i could fashion bullets in mere seconds and kill someone in the blink of an eye.

>>24039209
That's a very hard spell to do, as mentioned in the show.

>>24039194
>Boxxy
Tits.
>Rozen Maiden
Tits.
>RUA
Fad.

/b/tards gonna /b/tard. ED put that there because all they understand is /b/tards.

>>24039232

That says a lot about you, Patrick Bateman.

>>24039223
I just posted a quote that I find intriguing.
Let go of your hate.

meanwhile at flockdraw

>>24039209
Only Twilight managed to do it and she could only handle doing it once.

Plus, there is a time limit so you'd always be on alert.

>>24039235

It also lasts for three days, though. And it seems like spells get easier and easier to cast as you practice them, such as Twilight's blink spell.

>>24039250
/b/tard is what drives many to 4chan. i was a /b/tard before i was a /co/mrade.

that is how many of us ended up here.

>>24039278
Plus the whole Icarus things is a bummer.

>>24039279
Don't forget that Twilight is the magical chosen one.

>>24038610
Haha, nice.

>>24039280
Yes, but the comparison to a girl with giant tits or anime girls with giant tits or a videogame that everyone liked "ironically" are bad comparisons. And then the author goes on with a melodramatic explanation about how MLP is an emotional crutch.

Give me a break. 10/10 would rage again I mad, etc.

Hey all. This is TrainingWritefag AND BrotherPrickle.

I just added a sex scene to the Google Docs version of Bitches Gotta Stick Together, like I did for Twilight's Special Spell.

For those of you who are interested in how Gilda/Trixie works... Here you go. I also snuck in a third reference to kloudmutt's pictures about the pairing.

Tell me about nitpicks, love, hatred, and whatever in the comments available on the Google Docs sidebar.

Have fun!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/17wndRaqbPvhMCcIqOhALvmH93cJQoGkamH99Bq3R4sQ/edit?hl=en

>>24038847
Different brony here, but let me add to this question with some interesting postulation.

Being a total fa/tg/uy, I love to stat things and look at different series as if they were RPGs. The way I see it, the pony types break down in distinct ways.

Earth Ponies may be mundane, but they are the strongest and the toughest when compared to their counterparts. Without magic or flight, they get by on physical talent and ingenuity.

Pegasus Ponies can fly and control the weather (possibly due to inherent magic) but at the same time, they are a great deal less sturdy than Earth Ponies because they are built for flying and speed. They may beat an Earth Pony in a sprint, but in a distance race, the Earth Pony should win out.

And Unicorn Ponies have it the easiest because of their magic, allowing them to overcome various difficulties and challenges with ease, usually meaning that their bodies aren't as conditioned and fit. However, it has been noted that the average Unicorn Pony only has magic pertaining to their certain specialized talents.

I'd probably want to be a Unicorn pony, since I'm not overtly physical and my talents seem to be creative and constructive, more than anything else.

>>24039194
>>24039174
>>24039185

Thanks. Huh. Well, that's interesting.

Interesting because that logic of "I dunno" and "I just like it" applies to K-On!! for me. Thanks again /co/.

By the way, whoever is posting MLP in /v/, please stop.

>>24039124
Somepony, please do this.

will pay in rape dollars

>cloudwalkan
>faster than sound flyan
>weather controllan

pegasus master race

>>24038847
Pegasus.

>>24039297

>>24039217
I thought it was more Bret Michaels.

>>24039280
>>24039280

Shh, you don't admit that sort of stuff here.

>>24038847
unicorn master race

>>24039306
O.k., o.k., let's do a little experiment, o.k.?

Read the text again, but, you must first throw away all the stereotypes you used to, forget that /b/ is /b/ and read it with the idea that the intend of the writer was sincere and informing.

>>24039235

>>24039365
I-I don't follow...

Needs more apples.

>>24039365
>>24039386

I did not mean to quote that.

My bad.

>>24039388

>>24039356

Unicorn magic is war over rated.Twilight is a special case since her magical talent is Magic itself. most ponies can only perform magic on certain things, like they have a talent for making sandwiches or a talent for music then their magic can only really be used for those things

>>24039315
In other words Earth Ponies are the typical warrior class. Boring, and nobody wants to be them, except for a few diehard masochists who always choose the gimped path just because they can. You can pretty it up all you want but that's how it is.

>>24039410
Mishap happen.

Houes pony should have a Vicadin cutie mark

>>24039412
WOW, I found that hilarious.

>>24039388

>>24039201

We really need pony versions of the band Lordi.

>>24039425
Pinkie Pie is an Earth Pony.

Perhaps they have the power to whip up odd inventions and make probability and the laws of physics look the other way for a bit. As a bonus class.

>>24039425
In a world without all of the modern conveniences you and I may be used to, being able to work harder than your lazy and weak Pegasus and Unicorn brethren makes you a great deal more important.

Then Twilight shows up and fucks everything up.

>>24039357
>Read the text again
Let's.
>"Shame" is an interesting word
Melodrama right off the bat.
>Boxxy, Rozen Maiden, RUA
Tits, tits, "ironic" like.
>you have to start with a kid just oozing innocence, and beat the fuck out of them etc etc etc
Melodrama. I lived a very happy life, I'm not "a disgusting perverted adult", and it's idiotic to claim MLP is an emotional crutch for people who had "their innocence beat out of them."
>depression, rage, damaged people
More "it's an emotional crutch."
>deep down they remember, etc etc
More melodrama.
>They fap to them
/b/tards gonna /b/tard. Seriously.
>reminds them of something good and pure... tje world robbed them of it
More melodrama, and we're done.

To sum things up: this is a /b/tard's view of the fandom, complete with all the melodrama, self-aggrandizement, and "we're all sick perverts" attitude that goes with /b/.

I read shit like this on a daily basis because people think melodrama is good writing.

>>24039425

That post made Pinkie Pie sad.

>>24039412
Haha, that is awesome.

can someone post a side view of Big Mac, or another male pony?
im trying to draw one

Pony vs Pegasus vs Unicorn

The pro of being a unicorn is, of course, their ability to use magic. However, most unicorns can only use magic that pertains to their cutie mark. Other then magic they fail to stand out in any other skills. They lack strength and intelligence does not seem to be above average.

Pegasus ponies can fly, most can flutter more or less like a butterfly, while others can fly at great speeds. They're much lighter then other ponies and lack physical strength. Also average intelligence. They have to be careful not to damage their wings.

Ponies are the sturdiest of all 3 variations. They posses the greatest strength and can be talented in a variety of skills.

>>24039476
In the same way that slaves were important to Egypt, yeah.

>>24039477

Good eye.

>>24039506
Sure isn't

>>24039447
I don't think they're her parents... then again..( I lost my image of Applejack with the caption "Sex with, non-relatives...?" D:

Hey >>24039519

see >>24039315

>>24039477
Noooo, you only plundered deeper in stereotypes and even worse, take that I don't know what I am posting!
Think, think: why would I post it? But, don't think from a negative perspective, no, think from a positive perspective.
I know I am trying muuuch too hard.

Rarity - Fashion Designer/Tailor/Self employed small business owner

Applejack - Farmer/Manager/Part of family business

Flutteryshy - Groomer/Wildlife Rehabilitator/Animal Caretaker

Twilight Sparkle - Librarian/Scholar/Professor/Scientist

Rainbow Dash - Stunt/Experimental Pilot/Experimental Weather Weapons R&D specialist/Gymnanist

Pinkie Pie - Party Planner and Organizer/Comedian/Musician/TV personality/Announcer

Spike - Secretary/Messenger

feel free to add

>>24039531
In my personal canon, that's impossible.

Pinkie Pie will never get diabetes. The ponies cured it completely. She's perfectly fine.

>>24039388
needs more coloured apples.

>>24039556
pinkie pie is also a baker/ apprentice for her mother and father

>>24039520
The Slaves didn't get paid. Earth Ponies do. The most popular and successful designer in all of Equestria is an Earth Pony.

>>24039556
Sounds about right to me.
Pinkie pie also bakes cakes and cupcakes and the like.

>>24039568
thanks
>>24039538
and nevermind here it is.

question;
why are we addressing any manner of quote from ED beyond "it's from fucking ED, why are you reading it" ?

>>24039538
>D:

Well, now you're not getting that pic from me

psst... ponyfriends... i'd like to fuck twilight.

can you help me out guys?

>>24039477
It was once said that dissection ruins the magic. You all seem quite intent on dissecting the show and the mentality of its fanbase to the point of it devolving into rhetoric. Also, the amount of speculation on topics such as classes and stages and the internal hierarchy of a fictional world is overwhelming, with diametrically opposed ideals strewn about your threads like so much wasted synapse. Extrapolating upon ideals that do not exist and arguing terminology and classification that are not necessarily canonical is a waste of time. Do you guys ever have any fun here in /co/?

>>24039612
who's got the pic in which celestia tells twilight "GEE THANKS FOR FUCKING TELL ME. HOW CAN I HELP", while giving twilight the evil eye.

>>24039612
Twilight's Special Spell. I wrote it.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lR3ERIc8HPC3vv1zyjawrnvE2GcpcQvicxtQqWq4aF4/edit?hl=en

Read it. Have fun with it.

>>24039629
This, this, this, this, this, this.

>>24039612
amidoinitrite?

>>24039629
dudewhat.jpg

>>24039629
You're doing the exact same thing with your post, dissecting, so STFU and GTFO.

It was once said that speaking in clichés leads to contradictions.

>>24039605
now im lost, do you think of ED = Encyclopedia dramatica or equestria daily?

>>24039612

I don't think there's anything we can do about that brah.

>>24039678
Nooooooooo. Just read what he posted and don't argue about it. Try to understand it, instead of picking what's wrong with it!

>>24039629
>Dissection ruins the magic
That's not the stupidest thing I've ever read, nor is it even the stupidest thing I've read today, because I spent most of it lurking this site, but it's still pretty stupid.

>>24039629
>fun

No... we never have fun.

>>24039664
Did you seriously just "this" about a post which can be summed up with "stop overthinking"? The guy is on 4chan, overthinking OUR posts.

>>24039594

>>24039682
dramatica

EQ daily is gr8

>>24039629
your writing style is horrible

>>24039629
...fun?

Week in review is up.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/weekly-wrap-up-february-17-march-4th.html

I'm going to give the current top 7 posts a chance for a bit before I upload all these stories/post story updates.

I think top 7 is the limit of every(pony's) scrolling power.

>>24039629
Dissection ruins it because 'dissection' is pointing out the shit that doesn't make sense and harping on it. We don't harp on it, we MAKE it make sense through the magic of fanon.

>>24039656
>>24039666

Just feeding the parasprites, nothing to see here folks.

>>24039629

Welcome to the nerd community. Enjoy your stay or leave.

>>24039629
>>24039678

I suddenly find my head full of Confucius say...

>>24039716
See:
>>24039699

>>24039612
*sigh*

yeah yeah....

>>24039678
You do not need to argue with me. I think that is the general problem with you /co/mrades. You are too serious, too ready for confrontation and conflict. I merely ask that you consider whether or not you are doing yourself a disservice by pulling apart this charming show and perusing its innards.

>>24039629

We_take_ourselves_very_seriously_here.jpg

>>24039763
Aaand there you went to far.
I'll agree with you that 4channers (note: 4channers) take stuff too seriously and only nitpick, instead of finding value in it, but we, the brony community, discuss the show and do not solely focus on what's right yes or no. See: >>24039741

>>24039763
i hope you're going into academia because seriously your prose is convoluted and bad

>>24039629

oh wastelander u so crazy, bringing logic into our arguments

>>24039763

Oh my God, how full of yourself are you?

Fuck off.

>>24039629

I do, because I don't think about stuff too hard.

Simple things please simples minds, and yes I know that implies I'm a simpleton.

>>24039760

Your samefag is so obvious it hurts.

>>24039497

I am sensing a sim game or eroge game. :D

are you guys arguing about taking things to seriously?

>>24039763

Not everyone here is super-serious.

Just a bit more serious than in /b/.

>>24039763
>don't argue with me
>proceed to argue
Oh wow man, nice one.

>>24039843

Ill be as serious as i want to be.

>>24039718
>>24039594

>>24039763
Dude i think its just a matter of the 24/7, regulated pony threads. episode day discussions are great but by the end of the first day we've gone through 5-6k posts and just dont have anything left to talk about.

Why so serious?

>>24039832
> :D

And nobody learns a thing.

This makes me sad.

>>24039706
I still occasionally have fun.

>>24039343
I think you're right. That fits well too.

>>24039838
Yes, there's this one retard who is self-contradictory and keeps saying "don't argue with me", then he argues some more.

ok guys, Im going to bed. have some cougar pony

>>24039798
We do have fun, but we don't go around spewing memes, nonsense, and transforming our threads into tripfag circlejerks.

>>24039802
Noted.
>>24039844
I meant that you need not take it as an attack on your collective character. Discussion != argument. And ad hominem is not really a pleasant way to make your point, nor is it effective. Why are you all so incredibly defensive?

>>24039890
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the parasprites bite.

>>24039890

What the fuck is this?

>>24039531
Was this story ever finished?

>>24039869
he didn't say "dont argue with me" it was "you dont NEED to argue with me"

you know, like he's voicing his opinion or something and it doesnt always require a retort

>>24039901

We wouldn't have to resort to ad hominem if you weren't a colossal faggot.

>>24039901
>Why are you all so incredibly defensive?
>someone points out you're being argumentative despite saying you're not
>call them defensive
Why are you being so defensive? Someone said you're self-contradictory, and all you can say is "discussion != argument". That's called arguing.

>>24039901
Hey bro, want some advice?
I (nearly) completely agree with, but: you should read the thread first, don't just assume things.
See: >>24039799

>>24039869
>you dont need to argue...

>>24039901

I agree with everything you have been saying. I have no comment.

>>24039901
>Why are you all so incredibly defensive?

It comes with the distrust of who is or who is not in fact a troll.

This fandom has had many wolves in the fold attempting to poison things from within. Some cases have been pretty successful.

>>24039901
>you need not take it as an attack on your collective character
>>24039763
>I think that is the general problem with you /co/mrades

Hahaha oh wow.

>>24039146

>>24039929
>More ad hominem

I guess /co/ really is love.

>>24039901
if you don't like it, then go back to /b/.

Guys, by completely derailing the thread with your arguing you are only proving his point.
See: >>24039862

>>24039957
Don't you see? It's not an attack on the collective character, it's a general problem with /co/mrades

Not a collective attack, a general problem! See, completely different things.

And when he says he's discussing, not arguing, that's because when he's being contrary, he's discussing, but when YOU're being contrary, you're arguing.

SIMPLE.

>>24039972

Exactly. I think it came up to pony time while we weren't looking!

PONY. TIME.

>i was back. back in /co/, the place i hate so much.

>>24039972
>if you call a troll a troll, the troll wins

No, the troll always loses because they can only interact with other people by arguments.

>my current status with ponies

>>24037498

Why does spider pony have a wolf tail?

Lets get back to what really matters.

Apples.

>>24039916
That pretty is the finished one. Different people wrote the parts, and no one has added on sense excluding the alt end.

>>24040014
AND PONY PORN.

DONT FORGET PONY PONR

>>24039666

yes

>>24039999
YOU ARE TRYING TO 'WIN' FROM AN INTERNETTROLL, SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DEGRADED TO?!
Fury of all caps.

>>24040014

Holy fuck i love apples. Blenheim is my personal favorite variety of apple.

Topic: Scootaloo's parents.

>>24039993

Add Party And Ponies.

>>24039957
I was referring to a problem with the mentality that may be a detriment to your enjoyment, not a personal attack on your character. It was stated only for your benefit. I happen to respect the individuals here for producing some incredible original content. I merely ask that you consider whether or not you do yourselves a disservice by dissecting the show. I didn't come here to start a war. So far, it would appear that despite the overanalyzing of the shows nature, you have yet to glean any lessons on how to interact with others from it. I was greeted with nothing but hostility here, when I presented only my opinion.

>>24040077

Are DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD

>>24040087
Hey you, shut up.
change topic.

>>24040014
Applejack is a constant reminder that I need to eat more apples. With some peanut butter. Aww yeah.

I'm stopping at the store tomorrow.

>>24040059
I love some of me Granny Smiths.

>>24040087
>problem with the mentality that may be a detriment to your enjoyment, not a personal attack on your character
Hahahaha oh wow

Consider the following: You are making a disservice to yourself by dissecting the opinions and posts of other people, and being condescending and hypocritical by telling them not to do exactly what you are doing.

Try to glean this lesson.

I love how the sheer amount of pony drowns out any troll

>>24039994
That is an incredible comic.

>>24040077
Her parents are deaaaaad.

And she grew up with Pinkie Pie in the Orphanage. until Pinkie grew old enough to move out and adopt Scootaloo.

>>24040077
my guess
OPPP had an affair with an orange pony

>>24040087

Yes. You were given hostility. Again, and again and again.

Know what that means? We don't like you. Be quiet or get out.

>>24040087
>I'm not arguing, I'm discussing
>You have a problem
>You haven't learned anything
>You don't know how to interact with other people
>I'm not being offensive, why are you defensive?
>BAAAAW AD HOMINEM

>>24040146
>Pinkie Pie
>Taking care of children
ohsweetjesuswhathaveyoudone.jpg

>>24040087
Here's the thing, though, we're not pulling apart the show to get a better understanding of interpersonal relationships.
We're doing it because we think it's fun.

>>24040100
Where is your proof?

>>24040146
So, Rainbow Dash is her "dad"?

I'm liking this idea.

>>24040178

I have none, I just wanted to post that.

It seemed appropriate for /co/.