No need to bump bro hold on till everyone moves here

also "bumping" is illegal you know

Were over here right now
>>23977897
Also, dont bump the thread for the sake of bumping it was a SPECIFIC rule in the sticky
Sage only until we need it, other thread is getting pretty full

Have you ever wondered how low a pony can get?

God Tier: 0:00-8:00 Threads
Mid Tier: 8:00-16:00 Threads
Shit Tier: 16:00-0:00 Threads

Thank god I'm european.

>>23981002
shit happens

>>23981002
I am too, but most of the threads today where just trolls failing and arguments about what is or isn't furry. I sure hope tomorrow is better.

>>23981078
Yup, it sure did.
>>23980837

>>23981088 I sure hope tomorrow is better.
>pony threads
>better

lol you ponyfags are hilarious.

>>23981088

>>23981218

Good point. You can't improve on perfection.

>Restarting cause we didn't get around to figuring out Nega-Zecora and there were no drawfags or writefags around

They're around, they just don't like your idea.

>>23981218
lol parasprite
i be b8

Never did get my shaved, automicly correct Twilight Sparkle. :(

Friday can't get here fast enough.

Apparently the old general is more active
>>23977897

>>23981273
oh you.

Other thread is at both image and bump limit.

I eagerly wait for Rarity to be around jewels again. It's the episode after this one, right?

Sunset Glitter
Gloomie-Glee
Kaleidoscope Burst
Depravity
Orangetack
Hummershame

...Nega-Pony names are difficult to come up with.

this got the general? a shame

Something weird's going in the hyperindex.

WHAT TIME IS IT?

Topic for discussion:

Writefags: which story do you wish you had written?

Drawfags: which picture do you wish you had drawn?

Everybody else: both questions.

Why so few People...?
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/My-Little-Pony-Friendship-Is-Magic/177605075586595

>>23981682
Looks fine.

So I showed my 5 year old niece my pony folder today since I'm watching her, and she wanted to color this pic; this is the result.

>>23981679
Not like there's really much of a choice bro.

>>23981738
Like . . . if I had written someone else's story?

>>23981738
...none?

I've drawn what I wanted to draw and will continue doing so. I haven't looked at another piece and gone, "wish I'd done that."

Why would I?

>>23981738

That's sort of a weird question. As long as you still have working hands you can draw or write whatever you like. Are you asking what we have in the pipeline maybe?

>>23981699
aku makes apple bloom sad

>Over a Barrel Season 1, Episode 21

>The ponies mediate a land dispute between the Apple-loosans and a herd of buffalo.

What do you suppose Apple-loosans are? Is that a pun of a real world term that I'm missing?

>>23981699
Kinda looks like Ross's work.

>>23981743

It's working. But the number of posts aren't updating properly. At that last thread had something like twenty posts added after it had been deleted. Don't know if it's something screwy on the archive side, or the 4chan side. No big deal I guess.

>>23981757

Oh derp, I misunderstood the question.

Yeah, no, there aren't any stories or images I wish I had drawn. I look at people's artwork (both drawn and written) and say "man I wish I could be that good" all the time, but nothing specific.

>>23981739

Most people prefer to keep their pony love a dirty little secret.

>>23981753
Cool.

>>23981771
Appalachians, the mountains over on the east of North America.

>>23981771
>What do you suppose Apple-loosans are?

Maybe it's a term for the Apple family?

>>23981771
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appaloosa

>>23981764

No, I'm asking what already created piece of fan material is so good that you wish it had your name on it.

I have got to stop drawing ponies.

Anyway, it finally occurred to me why the Wonderbolts seemed familiar, with their blue jumpsuits and crazy hair.

HOW COME APPLEJACK HAT DONT FALL OFF?

>>23981771

It's a play on Appalachians, a breed of horse. Likely spelled it wrong. It's probably Applejack's family.

>>23981821

>>23981797

>>23981711

Bad fanfic time

part 2 of ?? in fact i don't even know sauce

>>23981771
>>23981808
>>23981804
Appaloosa is a breed of horse with spotted coats.

>>23981804

Appaloosas.

It's a breed of horse.

>>23981785
meeka made it.

>>23981827
It has holes for her ears, which keep it in place.

Posting angel, he doesn't seem to be getting much love lately.

Say, is Hoppip around? There was a funny little fanart idea that was put forth last night that they wanted to be reminded about.

Pic related.

>>23981844
Cool, a new drawfag.

Troll on Lauren's DA
>I tried watching 5 episodes of this crap and all I got out of it was explosive diarrhea, that's how bad mlp is and I still can't understand how anyone who isn't a little girl or a pedophile could actually enjoy this show.

Lauren
>Feel better soon!

>>23981825
ohmygosh this is the best thing ever

So in last thread I had this here idea:
>>23981366
>'I mean an actual list of trip- and namefriends with their associated craft and perhaps some examples of mentioned crafts.' (other post)

Sadly, though, I need to go now, but I will check the archives tomorrow morning. I am just namefagging it up so you know who to deal with.
If you have any recommendations for a website I should use, or just an image with the names, leave that as a response.

If you want to give your name/trip and optionally craft with examples, put a subject that will get my attention(, like: 'R.O. is a faggot'). This isn't permitted, but it is helpful.

Have some awesome fanart that is not made by me.

>>23981247
oh appleblossom, you so trollin.

There was a cool new drawfag last week, maybe week before, that just showed up. Was willing to take requests, including 34. But he seems to have vanished after one work. It's a shame.

He seemed cool.

Looking for Tootsie Flute caps.

>>23981739
I have absolutely no intention of making my friends and family aware that I like My Little Pony. It's my only dirty little secret.

That being said, my computer is covered with McDonalds pony toys, I received yesterday. I am fully prepared to snatch them up quick as greased lightning and gently put them into a hiding spot I have prepared in case something tries to sneak up on me.

>>23981890

>appleblossom

>go back to /b/, fucking casual

>>23981738
If it is fanwork, I can't say there is any work I wish I could have thrown my name on. I've read a lot of good stories here, but none of them are in my style.

I suppose there is some latent envy over the attention Cupcakes and Severing have received for the fact they are abnormally grimdark (Cupcakes had like what, over 100 replies in a couple of days in the blog, after already being a pretty old fan story on /co/). But I'd NEVER have wanted to write the content that's in those two stories, and not even read it. So no, don't want those.

The only story I can think of that I ever really, really, really wish I had written first is Jim Butcher's Dresden Files series. (maybe Dune, too, but especially Dresden Files for the sardonic humor).

>>23981918
Right away sir
May I ask why you want them?

FUCKING VIRAL

>>23981888
>>23981888

Sounds good to me, bro. I'd like to be able to associate have a handy dandy tool to be able to associate artists with their style.

>>23981945

Just to add a little flavor to something.

>>23981932
bloom. BLOOM.
so ashamed.

>>23981973
what is it?
TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!

>>23981949

>doesn't know what viral means
and has no first hand experience at fucking

>>23981825
I just want to say, I love you.

Now do a cyrsalid, you know you want to.

Episode 17 webrip:

MKV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BJMCKPUF [286 MB]

FLV upload complete in ~15 mins.

>>23981994

patience

>>23982016

>>23981002
>God Tier: 0:00-8:00
I saw vincent vann /co/ on again this morning spamming the fuck out of the MLP thread with his shitty furry porn.

And don't tell me they actually are amazing without him because I spent a good portion of December to February staying up through all those late night threads and they were pretty god awful slow. not as much trolling but still slow as hell because there wasn't as much content . In fact the only person I remember adding any content was Vincent, which is the exact opposite of what you would want.

>>23981922
>>23981949

>>23981738

I hope Ottanta draws more porn soon. I had a huge sad when he said he was stopping.

>>23981922

Likewise. Although I haven't gone so far as to buy the actual toys. I doubt I will. I love these ponies, but I have to maintain the illusion of my manly-hood somehow.

Also, I don't really feel like getting them. Brushing hair is not an appealing activity to me. Not yet, anyway.

>>23982005
Thanks man. Someone was looking for those.

>>23982022
>no new content

I got myself a sweet ass Hatless Applejack.

>>23982032
The idea of Celestia and NMM is...

>>23982046
>he said he was stopping
Really? I saw him taking requests yesterday.

>>23982056

Why does she look emaciated? :(

>>23982022

I think he's talking 0-8:00 from whatever time zone he's in.

We all agree, Vincent fucking sucks. He can't draw worth shit, and his abominations are a horrible copying of Doug Winger and King Cheetah.

He's a textbook example of a furry, in other words.

>>23981883

Screenshot posted for proof.

I...I think I love Lauren for handling pathetic trolls like this.

>>23981949

>>23982075
The hat is the source of her power.

Captcha: Not ivelyin.

Not even lyin'.

>>23982073
Disco is still drawing, just not r34

>>23982073

Cool. What request did he take, do you know?

>>23981906

What did he draw? Post something.

>>23981825
My life is now a little bit more complete.

>>23982053

I bought one for my girlfriend. Three old ladies laughed me out of the store. I teared up like a little bitch and cackled my way across the parking lot.

She loved it though. Just gotta put some freckles on it. (No Applejack toy yet except for maybe the McDonalds one has her freckles)

>>23982022
I was on last night from 2am to 7am and I can attest to /b/'s pony threads being much better than /co/'s.

Yeah, he was posting his porn as spoilers and taking requests.

>>23982077
No he's referring to 4chan time. Which would make sense because he said he's European and 0:00-8:00 on 4chan would be about the evening or midday for Europe.

>>23982046
HAHAHA

PORNFAGS GOT TOLD.

>>23982114

He drew Mayor Mare blowing some stallion. It was a request, and it was fast, and it was good quality. Obviously I won't post it here.

>>23982002
I want to, but Chryssalids are danged tricky. It's that goofy grin.

Hey /co/, have a thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWrLPum_HQg

I need a better editing program. Also, potential ear rape

>>23982082
>woll smoth
oh boy, wonder what board he's from...

>>23981699

>>23982133
00:00 to 08:00 is 9:00 PM to 5:00 AM PST.

>>23982154
nah, he made that way before

>>23982053

Brushing the hair I can handle (but then, I'm not a dude, so there's no reason to hold onto such a flawed concept of masculinity, so...). Styling the hair? Fuckin' annoying sometimes.

Pinkie Pie, why you gotta have such an impossible hairstyle? ;_;

>>23982098
Can't remember. I thought you meant stopped drawing in general, didn't realize he stopped drawing porn. I love his stuff.

>>23982154

I am seeing what you are doing there.

>>23981738
Where's No-Ink? I liked his stuff.

>>23982178

Sounds about right. These threads are best 9:00 PM to 1:00 AM PST.

>>23981247
>mfw some one used the image i made!

>>23981738
I wish I had written a friend for derpy hooves, and I wish I'd drawn this picture.

>>23982188

It wasn't more than a couple of weeks ago. Redsomething. Redeater?

>>23981738
Hardcore Gorefic

I wish i could draw a stupid sexy applejack.

Oh god, I thought I missed the episode today.

But then I realized new episodes are on Friday/

>>23982248

Ive lost control of my life. I never used to know what day of the week it was, but now i judge time by pony-fridays.

>>23982121

Da fuck?! No Applejack?! Fuck you, Hasbro! That shoulda been number one fresh outta the factory.

>>23982194

>not a dude

TITS OR GTFO

I kid, I kid. It's not even funny anymore, really...

Also, random Derpy, because I fucking love Derpy.

IN THE CHEERFUL BRILLIANCE OF THE FUTURE, THERE IS ONLY FRIENDSHIP.

>>23981738
Stories- Severing and reconnection, they're well written
Pics- THIIIIIIIIIS

>>23982178
Not everyone is in PST.
0-8 on 4chan is 12-7 where I live.

And he said Europe not America. Europe is about 7 hours ahead in time which would place them in the midday/evening. Which would make sense for when a European is posting there.

>>23981825
So any requests for what to draw next? Bearing in mind my pace of drawing is best described as 'glacial'.

>>23982303
DERPY YOU SAY?

>>23982303

>No Applejack toy has freckles.

Unless you're trying to Derpy RP or something

>>23982158
I have more references if you want. I am all about the chrysalid arts.

>>23982358

Pokey sharpening his horn on a pencil sharpener

With the words 'Lets do the Hokey Pokey'

>>23982361

I say.

>>23982316
It's been said, so it must be canon!

Also needs to be drawn:O

Episode 17 webrip:

FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QXGRRIZM i[287 MB]

>>23982361
Derpy thread?

Derpy thread.

Can I request that someone post the Pinkie Pie awesome face from Suited For Success? The one during the final fashion show.

I need it for an avatar...

GENTLECOLTS!

http://images.4channel.org/f/src/MyLittlePonytheVideoGame.swf

>>23982413

>>23982401

Wallpaper version of your pic bro

>>23982368

Yeah, sure, let's go with that.

Bah. I need more Derpy.

I found this nice desktop, ya'll might like it.

>>23982373
I thought his name was Pierce.

any drawfag requests?
<- example

no porn

>>23981825
BEEN ASKING THIS OF EVERY DRAWFAG

DRAW CANTERLOT
BUT AS A MASHUP BETWEEN ART DECO AND FANTASY CASTLE ARCHITECTURE. OLD MEETING NEW

CELESTIA'S CITEADEL IS A CROSS BETWEEN THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND THE DISNEY CASTLE

>>23982430
Thanks!

Forgive me if I'm treading worn ground with this question, but I've not really poked my head above ground here since the horseapples hit the windmill on Sunday.

The rules seem pretty clear now, but in the wake of the mass bans it seemed like the mods were pissed off about the volume of images we post. When tomorrow rolls around, would it be a bad idea to do HD screencap dumps, post new macros, and post silly gifs? That's about all I know how to contribute to my fellow poni-viewers, and I enjoy doing it, but if its going to contribute to another shitstorm, I'll hold off.

>>23982401
How did I add an 'i' to that? I blame vim.

For the hell of it,

Episode 17 webrip:

MKV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BJMCKPUF [286 MB]
FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QXGRRIZM [287 MB]

This picture is so cute.

>>23982443

Nobody can agree on what they like

Like DJ pony... who will forever just be DJ poney to me

>>23982448

Big Mac shouting at Granny Smith just like in that Aphex Twin video.

>>23982448

Rainbow Dash in the berserker armour

With a Rainbow Cape and a crazy look in her eye

>>23982463
I need my silly gifs. I didn't get as many as I wanted from the last episode, for that matter.

>>23982437
derpy time
also, cuteness time too

>>23982438
Oh yes, that wallpapered version is nice. I just like the bigger one more.

>>23982406
oh hey has anyone drawn princess rarrity yet, with gossamer wings yet?

Just saiyan
my little darkthrony

>>23982468

My OTHER favorite, besides Derpy!

>>23982476
ahahahahhaha doin' it. give me a bit.

>>23982463

Mods have never given a shit what we post. It was just some jackass who hated ponies. /co/ threads are fine. Posting rules haven't changed here at all.

>>23982373

>mfw someone else liked my suggestion in a previous thread

Posting more Rainbow Dash.

god, FINALLY.

>>23982535

does any writefag have a fan fic that would go along with this picture? if it doesnt exist... it's fine...
yay

>>23982457
HERES AN EXAMPLE

>>23982535

>>23982527

>>23982580
Someone's called it for the friend-off. I forget who but at least you know its coming.

>>23982598
reported for reporting a pony-related image being posted in a pony thread

>>23981739
Maybe because the posts read like an illiterate idiot own the page?

>My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic: When You Watch This Movie From tangled You Should Know About This Movie This Character Is rupanzel Hope You Coment here & Like The page Of Rupanzel!.

>>23982598
>>23982619

>>23982535
That would kill you.

Motherfucking rarity

>>23982580
If no one has, I think I could. That is a really sweet pic.

>>23982495

>>23982688

Oh my...

>>23982443
>>23982468

In my case, I like Pokey as it seems like a more MLPish name than Pierce. Other suggestions have been things like Hokey Pokey and Safety Dance, but you can call him whatever you like.

>>23982619

>comparing cartoon ponies to irl horses

>>23982580
i'm working on it, it'll be a flashback sequence

i made that light up the sky fic, my only one so far. i have this attraction to drawing sad stories for some raisin, my other two WIPs are pretty sad

>>23982705
>safety dance

>>23982580
thats actualy the second part of a set. Makes it even cuter

>>23982638
Only if you tried to take it all at once without any preparation whatsoever. The large intestine is approximately five feet long, and I've seen videos of similarly-sized toys being used successfully.

In other news, I need to chug some bleach.

>>23982448
>daft punk ponies
FUCK. YOU.

1/2

I have no idea why the image with these two edited together is smaller than both of these.

>>23982705

I definitely call him Pierce, but hes ridiculously awesome no matter how you poke it

>>23982535
>>23982638
>>23982748

WHY?!

>>23982705
Pokey Peirce is one of the variations on his name. so Pokey, or Peirce would suffice for a shortened version.

2/2

>>23982840

Glasses suit Fluttershy

>Shipping tripfags

>>23982850
Every mare needs to face it one day.

I'm opening up a Suggestion Box. If you have any suggestions for a drawing you would like to see then lay it on me. Lay those suggestions on me like a fat guy lays cake all over his face.

Pic related. The last thing I drew.

>>23982879
DO DIS
>>23982586
>>23982457

>>23982879
I've been saving this one. Maybe you'd like to take a crack at it?

Samurai Jack riding Celestia, battling a dragon in the air with enchanted arrows. Aku may or may not be related. Haven't given it thought.

>>23982748
who the hell ever said that'd be used on a guy?

>>23982879
how about twilight and luna lying in a field and stargazing

>>23982879

How about >>23982373
?

>>23982879
how about all the ponies in a line clearly labeled?

I'm curious to see a drawn version versus a photoshopped version.

>>23982876

>implying Rainbow Dash would ever fuck a dude.

lol no

>>23982915
Seconded.

Request for a pic of Twilight and Zecora having tea? We were cheated out of seeing that in Episode 17.

>>23982930

>>23982962

Speaking of Zecora... did that anon ever draw that pic of Zecora kissing Celestia?

He offered a smooch pic to whoever got dubs

>>23982962
SPECIAL tea.

My little pony is a very manly show.

>>23982962
slowpoke

>>23982850
>>23982876

>>23983014
Your point being? That's like saying "Hey everybody, 1+1=2".

Pretty damn slow here. Has everyone else fled to FiMchan? Temporarily or permanently?

>>23983053
Oh, wow, how'd I miss this? Thanks.

>>23982316
>male ponies at war.

That explains so much.
>Why there are no male ponies.
>Why there are swords.
>Where the followers of Nightmare moon disappeared
>Why there are still monsters in Everfree Forest.
>Why Luna is nowhere to be seen.

Lack of Male ponies because of eternal war is now canon. Also, the ponies have tanks.

>>23983142
Why flee to another chan if you can just browse all three at once. Also, repostan time.

>>23983265

>>23983265

ALL PONIES ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME A MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.

>>23983265
>>23983287

I could endure living under the hoof of my Mistress Rarity

>>23983312
4 FEET 2 WINGS 1 HORN GOOD,
4 FEET BAD

>>23983287
Basically this. I still like the idea that, should it come to a civil war between the several "castes", the earth ponies would have a huge advantage, because of all the crazy contraptions (OMG WAR MACHINES) they're capable of building, as displayed by Pinkie Pie.

this thread is now about CUTE

>>23983376
dammit

>>23983376

>>23983287
I have to say this is the best chart.
I never got the whole "This type of pony is superior to this type". If any one of the pony types were wiped out, there would be a significant gap.
That includes Celestia. Can we say eternal nighttime, anyone?

>>23983312

Haha.. Very suitable reference... Nicely done!

>>23983344

I now want to see an image of Queen Rarity strutting in front of a long line of colts, saying 'No. no. no. no. no. YES!"

And the yes is Big Mac

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6eTTaY1a6M

>>23982908
Slywit, that is just too awesome for me to mentally comprehend. But how does Aku having fun with a Celestia toy sound?

>>23982913
>>23982373
I'm liking these ideas.

why are the threads so much slower now ;___;

>>23983410
Well, I don't see what losing the unicorns would do.

>>23983059

>>23983344
I would endure living under the hoof of my Mistress Rarity SO HARD you have no idea.

>>23983470

Well what if your magic is only useful for proctology?

>>23983470

The Unicorns maintain the Fade.

Without them, the demons will break through.

>>23983448
I don't see the problem. It beats 'TRIXIE GETS DOUBLES' spam.

>>23983470

Yeah, those Unicorns are useless! They do absolutely n

>>23981825
>far enough into the game to have Psi-Amps
>still using Personal Armor and Rifles

Someone needs to take another visit to the Laboratory...

>>23983265
>>23983287
Either way, someone needs to lead the ponytariat to freedom from the chains of an opressive theocra-monarchy

Question for all of you:

If all of 4chan was personified as a pony, would it be a unicorn, pegasus, or earth pony?

>>23983448
because /co/ is shit now, dictator mod will do that to boards

>>23983470

Study science, have lots of wealth, generally control the most extravagant and likely most protected city in Equestria.

>>23983448

Daytime. Lots of bronies are hiding their friendship from friends and family.

>>23983535

I wonder, since there is actually a ruling class that uses magic, shouldn't it technically be a magocracy?

Would anyone be so kindly to give me a link to the flockdraw MLP site ?

I feel like drawing some ponies...

>>23983557
4chan wouldn't want to work or be useful whatsoever. But it'd still want the power of a higher class.

So 4chan would be a unicorn.

>>23983557

It would be this guy

>>23983529

Heh....heh. Boy I sure do love unicorns! Don't you guys love unicorns 'cause I know I do!

>>23982476
Aaaaand done.

>>23983569
>Study science,
But anypony could do that. Granted, they don't have thumbs. But they could use their mouths.
>have lots of wealth,
How does that help anyone else? Are you saying because Bill Gates exists, the homeless are in a better position?
>generally control the most extravagant and likely most protected city in Equestria.
That's not cloud rainbow kingdom.

>>23983611

Fluttershy secretly wishes for the death of the highbloods.

She is training the animals to one day fight against the oppressors.

>>23983410
To make it even better, it could use a triforce-like triangle, with Celestia in the center, and the other triangles representing the pony types.

>>23983611

>>23983595
>QUALITY Pony
OH GOD WHAT DID YOU GET THAT FROM?

>>23983630

>those teeth

holy shit

>>23983637

I forgot the point I was making so here is a gif of the second best pony.

>>23983656
G-1 i think.

>>23983530
Celestia is a wise ruler, and knows to research psi early in the game.

Twilight Sparkle is the cutest of them all.

Don't even try to deny it.

>>23983656

It's from one of the older series

You havent seen it? It's a rather commonly posted image round here

>>23983646
this reminds me, anyone know why Fluttershy has so much hatred for Pinkie Pie? you can see it in Bridle Gossip and i believe Griffon the Brush Off

>>23983584
http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf
Room is MLP

>>23983708
I'm new to the ponies.

So the unicorns long ago banished technology knowing that because they are the only ones capable of using magic they would become the ruling class. By this point in time only Celestia and Luna remember, the others simply accept it as always been.

Or at least that's my theory.

>>23983723

Fluttershy has a much lower threshold for dealing with Pinkie's bullshit.

>>23983727

Well then you'll love This little guy

>>23983687

G2 actually.
Do yourself a favor and never watch that condescending pile of horseshit.

>>23983723
I think it's more frustration than hatred.

>>23983723

In Griffon the Brush Off I think it was more that Pinkie was being pretty patronising to Fluttershy, coupled with how fustrating she could be if you were in the wrong mood, probably just found her really annoying.

Also I can't remember anything like that in Bridle Gossip.

>ponies in an eternal war with enemy empire.

Now you know why Celestia nabbed Spike. When he gets around teenage age, he's going to be contained in Canterlot and trained to be a weapon of mass destruction. A weapon to end an eternal war.

>>23983657
hosses have some intense chompers, my friend.

>>23983708
>>23983767
Hell yes this is the pony series I've seen most episodes of, what a fucking bizarre thing. THEY CAN ROLLERSKATE. AND THERE WAS A GHOST KNIGHT. I mean what the shit?

>>23983630

That's crying out for a macro

>>23983767
Old Ponies are weird.

>>23983790

>>23983686
>second best pony
Oh please darling, who are you trying to fool?

>>23983728
So does Twilight have special privileges to keep that laboratory in her basement?

>>23983817
she's celestia's pet, of course she does

>>23983800

>they can rollerskate

um... they do that in Friendship is magic as well yknow?

Call of the Cutie

>>23983637
Let's see if I can come up with an answer. Just for fun!

>Unicorns healing skill
Well. When everyone eats the Baked Bads, the nurse calls for Twilight.

>Unicorns are smarter
Unicorns are used to solving intellectual problems. Twilight is a shitty worker and an awful driver, but her being a unicorn makes her excell at mental tasks, such as improving conditions for other ponies.

>Unicorns build magic
We do not know the extent of magical items in the world. Twilight uses a magical lightning rod. Which obviously have apparent uses even for non magical ponies.

>Unicorns are necessary in a dangerous world.
There are many monsters and other dangers in equestria. Without magic, these dangers would be a much greater hazard to other communities.

>They write history
Obviously, they are probably well liked, as most literature is written by them. This is probably a reason why nopony is questioning their position.

>>23983776
>horseshit

>>23983723 this reminds me, anyone know why Fluttershy has so much hatred for Pinkie Pie?

Hatred? I see no hate.
What I see is just a shy pegasus who can't keep up with Pinkie Pie's wacky and hyperactive lifestyle.
If anything, the one who should feel hatred is Pinkie Pie, since she was originally going to be the pegasus and Fluttershy was meant to be the earth pony until they traded places at the last minute.

>>23983835

The Nurse probably called for Twilight because she's usually the most sensible pony

USUALLY

>>23983817
That laboratory was created by a secret sect of tech worshiping pony. They wage a secret was for Equestia and have for thousands of years. The lab was built before Twilight arrived, once she did they had to make a move to either kill or convince her to help. It's Pinkie's job to keep an eye on her in case she tries to rat them out.

>>23983728
the ponies seem to have a fair amount of technology. Unicorns are probably responsible for most of it because you'd need finer control than hooves and mouths to make it.

>>23983835
unicorns LITERALLY wrote themselves into history

>>23983865
Well, she's a unicorn and she has a library.

The nurse doesn't have thumbs. I bet none of the doctor ponies have even actually read a medical book.

>>23983865

But the nurse already knew the cause of the illness?
(Stomachache because of food poisoning.)
Calling Twilight would serve no purpose unless she thought that the unicorn would be able to help them?

>>23983438
Slowpoke reply: I would approve of Aku doing almost anything pony related.

>Unicorns are smarter

Nope.avi.jar.mpg.exe.zip.wav

>>23983913
Unless you consider that most of the ponies were sick from the cupcakes and such. Because really, free cupcakes for everyone. Who wouldn't want that?

>>23983725

Thank you very much!

>>23983972

There are outliers in all species/groups/whatever.

You'll always get geniuses and stupid people, average too.

We've seen arguable examples of all three.

>>23983859
And what with Pinkie's fourth-wall breaking powers she probably knows that Fluttershy 'stole' her wings.

Do we have an actual MLP general going?

>>23983865

The nurse called Twilight because, and I quote from the cartoon, " they need all the help they could get."

Ripped from the Onion:

CANTERLOT—Emphatic cheers of "We did it again!" and "EPS is the best!" rang out from the nation's post offices Tuesday as the Equestrian Postal Service celebrated yet another amazing day of successfully delivering the country's mail.

At 5:01 p.m., Postmaster General Patrick R. Donahoof popped a champagne cork as confetti and balloons fell from the ceiling of EPS's Canterlot headquarters and joyous employees cartwheeled in unison through the sky, sources reported. Amidst the revelry, postal workers congratulated and hugged one another for once again delivering all 584 million pieces of the day's mail to their proper destinations.

"You can put another great day of delivering mail in the books, fellas!" said the jubilant postmaster general, who was greeted with thunderous applause and random cheers of "No mail is junk mail!" by his employees. "We sorted, we accumulated, we delivered. And you know what? We did it together. I love you guys!"

"Everyone in Equestria got their magazines!" added Donahoof, who was then hoisted onto the shoulders of several earth ponies and carried into the courtyard where a 20-piece orchestra was playing "Signed, Sealed, Delivered."

As the festivities continued thoughout the Mountain cities with musically-inclined unicorns honking their horns and the entire EPS pegasus fleet tipping their wings mid-flight, Donahoe called up the Big Board—a giant television screen with a live feed to every post office in Equestria—to see how the celebrations were progressing across the country.

Any MLP scat

>>23983896
Exactly, the ponies get as much tech as allowed. Celestia has complete control.

>>23984050

"Let's check in on Broomfoal!" Donahoe shouted as the screen cut to a small post office south of the Everfree Forest, whose champagne-drenched mailponies were once again unfurling their giant "You Asked, We Delivered!" banner. "You're the best, Broomfoal. And now let's kick it to Omareha! Nice! Good stuff from the Applebuck State. And now Trottingham! And Fillydelphia! And Stalliongrad! Ladies and gentlemen, the mail carriers of Buffalo!"

"Looking good, Buffalo," Donahoof added. "Love the choreography!"

Other highlights from the revelry included a quarter-mile-long postal worker conga line in Palomino, mailponies in Shetland tossing their coworkers into the air with a giant blanket, and federal workers from the five post offices in Tampa Neigh gathering in Fort Marecy Park for a fireworks display, carnival games, and performances of numerous mail-related songs and skits.

Similar nationwide celebrations reportedly occurred the previous night, last Saturday, Friday, and every day that mail has been delivered since Benjamule Franklin established the government agency in 775 AC (Anno Celestia).

"Twenty million letters, 8 million birthday cards, 100 million Apple family seed catalogues, and 5 million different types of forms were delivered from one side of the country to the other, a majority of them for just 2 bits," former Wonderbolt and aviation legend Kolt Malone said in a message to the nation's mailponies taped earlier in the day. "It's a modern miracle, and you're responsible for it. So raise a glass and take a drink, because you deserve it."

Nobody was injured during any of the nationwide festivities—many of which devolved into late-night dance parties—and all postal workers interviewed said they had the time of their lives.

>>23984069

"We rocked it today, guys!" Ponyville mailpony Derpy Hooves said. "And we're gonna rock it again tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the day after that, and then on Sunday we're not gonna do it. But on Monday we're gonna do it again!"

"Who are we?" Burnsworth shouted at his colleagues, who immediately responded, "Mailponies!" "What do we do? Deliver mail! When are weather conditions too inclement? Never! EPS, EPS, EPS!"

As Derpy received a roaring ovation from her coworkers, Ponyville resident Rarity, 21, told reporters that she had yet to receive a package she has been expecting since last Thursday.

>>23984060
reported and hidden

>>23984069
>Tampa Neigh
>My city ponified

>>23983972
>smarter
Allow me to rephrase. Would you accept that they are more cerebral than other ponies?

Snips and snails are stupid because they are very young. -And have the mental capacity of 5-year-olds. I am sure that they will evolve into stereotypical nerds in time: Joining the AV-club, be good at math, and play D&D.

Spike is my favorite character on the show.

I wish he went on more adventures.

>>23984069

>Foal
>Mare
>Buck
>Filly
>Stallion
>Buffalo

>>23984123

I don't agree with that. Rarity's even dumber than Pinkie Pie.

>>23984018
Shh, you'll scare it away.

>>23983865
Maybe she called because the staff was getting overwhelmed, and the Princess's favored student seems to be the go-to girl for solving everyone's problems. (Kind of makes her whole I-tell-everyone-they're-wrong part of her make more sense, because they seem to foist their problems on her to solve to begin with. Kind of get a big egghead after that.)

>>23984132

Hoofefully we will get a Spike/Big macintosh episode during the second season.
Hell, if they make a Spike/Big Mac/Snips/Snails episode, where Spike is the one who learns the moral of the day, it would be the tits.
Pic unrelated because I said so.

>>23984023

Well, obviously the "help" she was expecting would be of the magical-medical kind. It's not like she'd get Celestias apprentice to administer pony enemas for non-lethal food poisoning.

Man these trolls are still at it.

>>23984015

>>23984169
Pinkie Pie is a genius, though. I'd say she rival's Twilight, but just in a completely different way.

>>23983410
Given that the local ecology is more micromanaged than a Sid Meyer game, I don't think that keeping everything running in the dark would be much of a change in the total workload. Literally nothing happens in the local ecology unless some pony instigates it. Birds don't build nests and need chaperons to migrate properly, hibernating animals need their alarm clocks punched for them, snow doesn't seem to clear itself and the winter overcast needs to be swept away manually.

Actually, given the level of weather control Equestia seems to have, why do they even bother with winter at all, given how much work it seems to be to set up and clean away later?

>>23984182
<b>
WELL READ!! -I AM WELL READ!!
</b>

>>23984169

Is it possible that 'smart' could equate into all sorts of art, science or literaiture?

Sure, Hoity Toity is in the fashion business, but he gained a place in Canterlope.

Could it be that Unicorns are (more likely to be) the philosophers, scientists and artists of Equestria?

>>23984252
Shortly before posting that reply, Pinkie Pie appeared on the scene he was working with with a disconcerting stare. He revised it and made the post you see. Shortly after, the frame with Pinkie disappeared. He's not been the same since.

>>23984273
Ever live in Florida? Summer gets boring after a while.

>>23984273
Cause they get three months of winter coolness and awesome holidays. Just keep their hoofsies warm at home and take time off from "work" to play.

when you see it...

>>23984273

Because most ponies like fun and friendship and stuff.

Not too far fetched to say they would go out of their way to pull off winter just for the hell of having winter.

AAAAaaaaaAAAAHHHHHHhhhAAAAhhh!!!

(Watch out for that apple tree!)

>>23984169

Well, but she is more creative. Which i would argue is a more cerebral activity.

Pinkie Pie is more Forest Gump-smart. That everything she does just seem to work for no reason.
Finding books, strange machines and also her strange prophetic abilities. I bet she could count dropped matches really fast.

>>23984410
Lyra

>>23984273

Given Rainbow's reaction to Rarity causing a mess at the weather factory (that she'd cause a drought), I assume winter is a convenient way to hydrate the land, or something. Also, winter is probably a lot of fun, and its probably seen as a chilly vacation filled time to the ponies.

>>23984410
Lyra behind Celestia's wing. not the first time we've seen here in Cloudsdale

>>23984252
Pilot Part 1 = Phillipines
Pilot Part 2 = Vancouver
Griffon the Brush Off = Phillipines
Bridle Gossip = Phillipines
Winter Wrap Up = Phillipines
Dragonshy = Vancouver

___
Anyone know the others?

>>23984410
>>23984438

Also, Celestia's tail is coming out too low from where it's supposed to.

>>23984330
>he

>>23984464
Sonic Rainboom was done "in house" whatever that means, so I guess Vancouver

>>23984493

and the random sad pegasus on the right, thats the one that gets me

>>23984273
Go back to the episode Sonic Rainboom;
While in the snowflake crafting area one pony says something along the lines of moving along before Rarity causes a drought.

Equestria strikes me as needing a very precise balance to be maintained and kept running. Actually now that I think about it, with their control over the seasons and so on, I can see why not wrapping up winter on schedule is actually a really big deal.

>>23984437

There's a reason 'dumb luck' is called 'dumb'.

also god tier capatcha; ''eatypoop n2f,''

>>23984410

she has her hair inside her.

>>23984078
Is this the end?

>>23984330

>mfw her name is "Miss Singer" and somehow you assumed she was a dude

>>23984412
>>23984355

Winter is awesome! -Where I live the winter is kinda long, but because of that there are less dangerous / annoying animals / insects.

Given that there are a lot of frigging monsters in equestria, maybe maintaining winter is mostly a method to efficiently reduce the monster population?

>Also
It seems the food we've stored is running out.

>>23982316
>>23982082
*Slowpoke*
I think I'm in love Lauren.

>>23984437
>Comparing Pinkie Pie to Forest Gump
I will find out where you live.

>>23984410
Is that a fluttershy colored derpy in the background?

>>23984548

That's it. Good thing too, as I was out of horse-synonyms.

Well, gelding, destrier, and a few others, but nothing that lends itself to geographical puns

>>23984607

B. ..b.. but i like Forest Gump?

Would you rather I compared her to Rain-man?

Last night somebody posted screencaps from the 80's cartoon where a little pony was literally drowning on goblin shit, I shit you not.
Does anybody remembers the name of that episode?

>>23984623
fetlocks

>>23984563
Winter is the shit. Here is Texas it only seems to last about 2 months, at the very most.

The could use winter to control the monsters, but then I don't think they control the weather in the Everfree forest right? So do the seasons ever change there? How the hell do they keep the monsters from sneaking in and eating the ponies all the time anyway?

>>23984670
Because the guards keep that criminal scum from wandering in. Also, adventurers do pop up on occasion. Trixie was just a low-level one.

>>23984670

The everfree forest have seasons all on its own. According to ep 2.

I guess that the fact that the ponies controll the weather in the rest of equestria is the reason the monsters cannot populate past the borders of EFF. Also tanks.

>>23984670

the clouds were stated to move on their own in the Everfree, and since clouds have to be manufactured as well as guided in Equestria, I think that means the Everfree works completely normally as we know it, no pony intervention required

>>23984706

Because according to the monsters, Equestria is a fucked up land and the only place where things makes sense is Everfree Forest.
No wonder Zecora chose that place to build her hut and she couldn't feel happier there.

>>23984670

Last time monsters came out the evergreen forest, Fluttershy went apeshit bananas and they were never seen again.

Why the heck do you think she lives right next to said forest, she's tasked with keeping all the monsters subdued every night.

>>23984542
Haha, that's ridiculous!

>>23984815
This sounds like it could be a nasty doujin if Japan ever got a hold of that idea

Tentacles errywhere

>>23984815
apeshit IS bananas
you don't need both terms in a sentence.

>>23984645
We simply have two different views on the character. You see her as some high functioning autistic pony who is very lucky. I see her as merely thinking on a completely different level than most, and is actually quite the genius once you start to see how she functions. Kind of like how Einstein was made fun of for staring at a puddle and occasionally tossing a rock in, watching intently. Only to go home and write new theories on how waves worked, mathematically.

Not that Pinkie is Einstein. She doesn't apply herself to such fields of study, and is extremely extroverted, but it seems that when things are in a crunch, she pulls out knowledge that no one expects (possibly strategic genius for her skill at Tic Tac Toe, eclectic knowledge of animals, musical prodigy, pranking pro [pranks require a LOT of creativity], possible inventor). I think her weirdness is just her thinking outside the box, which makes her phenomenally creative. In her world, everything she does makes perfect sense.

>>23984866

>Thinks apes actually eat bananas.

Why won't this guy stop? And why does that club keep accepting his submissions!?

>>23984060

got it right here bud!
>>23984018

>>23984785

Intriguing. As friendship in us humans probably is a evolutionary reinforced habit in order to overcome environmental dangers and achieve greater accomplishments. One must argue that Ponies, due to the extreme hazards in their environments would have to develop extremely strong companionships amongst themselves in order to survive the initial years of climate and monster/dragon predation. The early pony settlers of earth/pegai/unicorns that did not experience this companionship where wiped out, leaving only the most friendly breed alive to populate equestria. This would explain their predisposed obesssion with friendship in the series.

And yes, I know that it is a cartoon. But it is fun to over analyze.

>>23985000

"BAAAWWWWW, these terrible drawings by a child are ruining our cartoon for children!"

>>23984785
I'm glad someone brought this up. I've been wanting to suggest this theory for a little while now.


What if Celestia and the world of Equestria is the result of SHODAN beating the hacker in System Shock?

"When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence. I am CELESTIA."

>>23984785

Someone should totally post this on that producer's deviant art comments thing. See what she thinks.

>>23984876 In her world, everything she does makes perfect sense.

This. what makes a character like Pinkie Pie being interesting is that her "randomness" is carefully planned and cleverly used, instead of being one of these annoying Invader Zim ripoffs so popular among shitty cartoons.

Like Applejack said during "Feeling Pinkie Keen", everyone at Ponyville stopped questioning Pinkie Pie's eccentric behavior and limit themselves to go with it because they know that what Pinkie Pie does, always have a reason and makes sense at the end.

>>23985000
Are you suggesting we discourage children from drawing?

>>23985045
That guy is a grown man. You should see the fetish art he deleted when people begged him to stop.

I think that the boundaries of the weather control system make for a useful rule of thumb for figuring where the boarders for Equestria are.

>>23985077
Except he's an adult.

>>23985047
Or, it could be a few hundred/thousand years after Helios and JC Denton merged.

>>23984958
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT7AGPU51Zk

>>23985045
>child
hahaha yeah no
Children usually don't have FA accounts and a boner for fatties.

>>23985045
>>23985077
OH GOD he has an FA account. his faves are like looking into the eye of madness

>>23985182
You didn't have fetishes when you were a kid?

>>23985140

>Implying Apes = Gorrila

>>23985047
shutupandtakemymoney.gzip

>>23985241


>Gorillas are closely related to humans and are considered[by whom?] highly intelligent. A few individuals in captivity, such as Koko, have been taught a subset of sign language (see animal language for a discussion). Like the other great apes, gorillas can laugh, grieve, have "rich emotional lives," develop strong family bonds, can make and use tools, and can think about the past and future.[27] Some researchers believe that gorillas have spiritual feelings or religious sentiments.[4] Gorillas have been shown to have cultures in different areas revolving around different methods of food preparation, and gorillas will show individual color preferences.[4]

>Like the other great apes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla

>>23985237
His (easily found) myspace states he is 21 years old.

NOBODY MAKE A THREAD UNTIL WE HIT AT LEAST 450 REPLIES

AND IF YOU DECIDE YOU MAKE ONE, GIVE US SOME WARNING PLEASE

THANK YOU

>>23985126
Better Ted was turned asexual and gave birth (quite literally) to ponys. Celestia is part of AM and he plans on selecting the five most corrupt and unjust ones for torture. That's where the elements of harmony come in.

>>23984670
Most monsters seen have territorial behavior

or they have gaurd outpost along the really bad areas

>>23985357

scale isn't correct. These ponies do not meet any "real" pony size criteria, you can compare them to the earth based animals that appear alongside them for a more accurate relative size comparison

>>23985439

>>23985357
>perfect dick height

my quality changes between good,bad and medium,i thoght you guys could use this as a reaction image

>>23985357
>Crotch Height!

...and now I feel terrible.

>>23985472
No no no no no

>>23984876

>Pinkie is Einstein
Well, I wouldn't argue with you. Obviously Pinkie can solve anything, or atleast more than what the others give her credit for. But I feel that there is a great inconsistency in her character, and I would have prefered it if she was only street-smart in contrast to Twilights book-smart, but there's more than that. Analyzing her character deeply she has this strange intuitive intelligence that is never explained other than that she "thinks outside the box" Something I am really uncomfortable with in a character. I am fine with her being smart, or even a genious, but her random behaviour has the same stupid-smart trait that orcs have in the Warhammer 40K setting. In lack of better reference (The orcs are basically so dumb that they can build teleportation devices out of gravel. (and yes, that is not exactly how they work, I know.)

I would feel more comfortable with her character if there where some magical reason as to why she can misinterpret sentences like a small child, but still posess a knowledge of someone with an IQ of 250.
It's a cartoon so it does not bother me. But I think that this is why I cannot love that character as much as the others. Basically, she feels just to random to be.. hmm.. real?

Also, Einstein was a very successful and talented student. Despite popular myth telling otherwise.

>>23985472
>>23985496
I think you're misreading the chart...whatever you want to imagine though guys, don't worry I understand

>>23985455
someone already made a chart comparing them to other animals that appear, I wanted to make one based on hands.

>>23985472

>justasplanned.jpg

>>23985357
I never understood... why are horses/ponies measured in hands instead of feet?

There's probably a joke to be made about this, but I'm not clever enough to come up with it.

>>23985529
...it's not what it looks like!

>>23985417

Ever bother to look at the hyperindex? Plenty of new threads have been started after the last hits mid-300s

>>23985472
>>23985496
>>23985529
while crotch height was not deliberate, I assure you that I did notice it too.
and I felt terrible.
but not too terrible to share it with you all.

>>23985586
Look at the more recent ones at the top.

>>23985455
Does anyone have that one using Angel as a reference? I like that size comparison best.

>>23985617

Look at the ones from the mod fuck-up. Plenty in the mid 300s.

>>23985586

Ponies who don't obey Celestia end up dead.

Or worse...

>>23985098
>Weather control = border of kingdom
Aha! So THIS is the master plan. The Ponies continuing work will advance the borders of their nation. As their princess expands her magical influence trough factories and the efforts of her subjects, more areas become dependent on her rule.

Celestia, you're a genius!

>>23985455
Looks alright to me. Unless these are giant cows.

>>23985586
YEAH
AND THAT'S WHAT GOT US BANNED
we really need to cut shit like that out

Bad fanfic 3/??

>>23985582
it started as people not having any really reliable measuring tool, so they'd just use the palm of their hand which is approximately 4 inches.
The tradition is just too strong to kill off I guess.

>>23985000

Man that IS awful. Nice Trips btw!

Chek my Dubs, just check'em!