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03/01/11(Tue)01:41 No.23912091One day, a human was hiking down the trail in the woods, minding his own business and enjoying the splendor of nature. Just then a large, four legged winged creature sprang from the woods. The human was taken aback by the sight. "A griffon!" he said to himself. The griffon, having been following the human for some time now, tilted her head slightly and brought her beak close to his face. With a long drawn out sniff, she filled her nostrils with his scent. It was griffon mating season and this particular part of humanville was particularily underpopulated griffon-wise, he would have to do. In one swift movement, she was on top of him, she pinned him down with her claws, being careful not to injure him. She forced herself forward, a face of satisfaction beginning to appear on her face.
"Oh god! NO! I'm being raped... b-by a griffon!" shouted the man, tears streaming from his face.
After an acceptable amount of lapsed time, she made one final thrust and brought her beak ever closer to the mans ear, she whispered " No john, you are the griffon." |