Stupid Trixie, you can't summon dubs.

Trixie was probably raised by an alcoholic single mother. Her mom was always either too drunk or incapacitated pay trixie any attention. Trixie tried her best to learn new amazing tricks to get the attention and love of her mother, but nothing worked. Finally one day when her mother came home drunk, Trixie confronted her. However, this only angered her mother. She struck Trixie and told her that she wished that she was never born. Devastated, Trixie ran away from home. She built her cart and shows off her tricks because she believes that this is the only way that she can gain the love and respect of others.

>>23843888

trips make it true.

>>GPT
The... Glutamate Pyruvate Transaminase?

Spike thread.

>>23843888
How very sad.

I always like it when someone posts one of my pics, and even moreso when it's used as the opening pic.

>>23843910
The Great and Powerful Trixie.

>>23843888
Tragic figure Trixie is my favourite Trixie.

>>23843915
i agree pic related

>>23843888

I am now imagining Trixie with Captain Murphy's childhood. "Look, Mama! Look!" *Mama throws whisky bottle*

>>23843903
>>23843888

wow! trips, how do they work?

>>23843888

Now I cant post babby Trixie without feeling sad...

>>23843915
not now, not ever

ALPHA BARRAGE FLOATED THROUGH SPACE, WAITING FOR REDS TO JUMP THROUGH THE GATE
PRIMARIES WERE CALLED
PONIES DIED
KILLMAILS WERE POSTED
THEN FRIENDSHIP

>>23843888
>She built her cart and shows off her tricks

Trixie turning tricks?

posting lyra in a trixie thread

>>23843972
As lovely a picture that is, do the eyes in the thumbnail frighten anyone else.

>>23843973
You're just mad that Spike is superior to Trixie in every imaginable way.

someone was asking last thread what I used in monster hunter, I answered, but not sure if he saw it, so reposting it here, just in case: I use Rathian Armor and High Sieglinde

Yeah Trixie, awww yeah!

>>23843915

Oh, Spike!

>>23844019

So I hear Lucid had a breakdown and was a samefag? Does anypony have an archive link to this?

>>23844047
Where the hell is Squeak?

>>23844027
Got it, fellow hunter. Just trying to draw some characters. Probably my last ponies toons, too. Need to practice drawing realistic humans.

Hope you like being a Griffon.

>>23843972
Now you can

>>23844040
>trixie posts, maybe 8 times in this thread, twilight posts once and gets double 40's, mfw

>>23844074
better

>>23844076

That's a damn fine question. Lots of tripfags have been posting anonymously recently. Maybe he's around.

>>23844074
He just wanted to explain his past behaviour, leave him alone and get a life faggot

>>23844022
Ironically Spike, you'll always get dubs but no one will congratulate you for them. You just haven't got the heart of a great stage performer!

>>23843888

welp guess that confirms that pony's origin

Awwww yeah, found it.

What kind of cutie marks do homicidal maniacs have, weapons? That'd make sense; a cutie mark of a gun or a knife. If this is how it works, can Celestia arrest someone JUST FOR HAVING a cutie mark of a weapon?

I suppose that'd stop murders from ever happening...but what if somebody has a cutie mark of an axe, and turns out to only be a lumber jack?

Fanfictions may be boring, but THEORIES are amazing.

>>23844074
maybe we should just let it go? Lucid's tried to apologize

>>23844019
How do we know it's you?

Someone mentioned someone cracking your trip

>still not happy with how i colored this

/r/ing Lyra and Bon Bon 69ing. Lyra's using her horn.

Does anypony have any experience with presonus studio one recording software? I'm getting it tomorrow and I'm wondering if it is easy to make drum loops.

>>23844111
Trixie got a Full House. Fuck.

>>23844111
Ironically, people congratulate you only because they feel so sorry for you.

>>23844111
Well done, Trixie!

>>23844134

Nobody has cracked anything. Just the same old use of names, the tripcodes are not the same.

>>23844133
YES
This is now a Scootaloo thread.

>>23844130
Hearts and rainbows.

>>23844111
>trixie
>trips
>no one notices
>forever a /b/rone

Tragic Trixie, you say?

OH HOH.

>>23844120
i was wondering about that. You now there was a tripfag named "a man that shall keep his promises". was that you too?

>>23844111
TRIPS, IT MUST BE CANON.
Trixie is on a roll tonight. Last thread she got dubs three times in a row.
I hope someone is capping this!

Finished ponifying a stoner comic. Posted it in a morning thread and posting it now to spread the "magic".

>>23844134
wut? I didn't know that was possible!

>>23844110
Hey know, no need to be brash. I just wanted to see his breakdown, not mess with him.

Unless you are him...

>>23844102
heh

>>23844111

Jesus God

Dubs.
Dubs.
Double dubs.
Dubs.
Full house.

>>23844154
Filename.

>>23844111
Full house, you know what this calls for?


ANOTHER TRIXIE THREAD

>>23843654

Ponies' themes

Twilight Sparkle
Guile's Theme

Rainbow Dash
Guile's Theme

Rarity
Guile's Theme

Pinkie Pie
Guile's Theme

Fluttershy
Guile's Theme

Applejack
Guile's Theme

>>23844136
>mfw I hear baby Trixie say "someday Imma be gweat and powafow!"

>>23844188
Neat.

IT'S BON-BON TIME!

>>23844189

Relax. It's bullshit.

>>23844170
2/3

>>23843888
I like that.
As long as she stays a villain.
The only reason I like her is because of that, redempting her would only make her twilight 0.5. This story however make her a villain with a tragic past, I like.

>>23844187
derpa herpa dopity dee

>>23844207
You're so insecure it's unreal.

>>23844111

gawd, trixie is on a roll tonight
ARE YOU A WIZARD?

>>23844228
I see what you did there.
also, dubs

>>23844226
3/3

If this gets dubs, Spike has to wear a dress to the gala.

Lauren says we're going to meet some pony parents soon, I think maybe Rarity's since Lauren mentioned that Sweetie Bell was just visiting her sister (who lives on her own) and lives with her parents usually.

>>23844251
Please see >>23844207

Even if this is mislabeled, I still want a Scootaloo toy.

But I hope they change the hair color, sickly pink doesn't suit her.

>>23844213
http://tubedubber.com/#eeVF0IKxOpA:jLJLyneZGKc:0:100:0:0:true

>>23844219
HNNNNGGGG

>>23844190
enough anons have been fucking with him since he's been back, he's tried to make up for it but aspies will be aspies

I don't blame him for staying low

>>23844264

Maybe HFPS's predictions will come true after all.

>>23844259
oh well...

>>23844087
FUCK YEAH ILL BE A GRIFFON, YOU ARE AWESOME

>>23844269
Poor Apple Bloom, never going to get a toy. :(

>>23844154

Oh, Spike!

>>23843990
Minmatar pony?
Nice.
Needs more Gurista

>>23844228
>>23844292
>puns puns everywhere

>>23844219
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG

>>23844265
Twilight's a wizard.
Trixie's a sorcerer.

My first stab at drawing a pony. Should I proceed, or abandon it and kill myself?

It's G1 wind whistler, btw.

>>23844130
Actually, that relates to my shoe horning of Monster Hunter into MLP. Actual weapon cutie marks get people inducted into the city militia. If monsters attack, they're the ones who go out and fight. However, I usually imagine them as being like Worf and Team Rocket.

>>23844264
Now, who would be most embarrassed by a visit from their parents?

>>23844302

>>23844224
>>23844189

Two tripcodes have been cracked .

How do we know it's you?

>>23844243
Trixie can wait all day~

>>23844224
ok

>also why captcha thinks I'm hebrew?

>>23844254

oh Daisy, you so crazy

>>23844264

IIRC, one of the animators confirmed that Pinkie Pie's name is actually Pinkamena Diane Pie.

OH, BOY, PINKIE'S PARENTS.

>>23844331
Nah I don't think you need to go that x-streme, it looks pretty good

Ronery Trixie gives me the sads. I like more comedic twists for her.

>>23844281

>tried to make up for it

bullshit

>>23844343

Oh, Spike?

I'd hate to be Spike, having to work for an uptight pony and puking up messages.

>>23844345

Name one, and show proof.

Ponifags, despite the fact that I am one of you, I urge all to delete this frankly provocative thread and to not post a pony in every other thread, because just now in the morning got up, looked at with fresh eyes - this all looks so miserable, as if you who are trying to zaforsit their possessions wherever they can, adjust were I to do so.

>>23844331

better than alot of attempted pony, keep on drawing poni

>>23844376

I found it strangely romantic.that their horns where lighting up as they where about to kiss.

>>23844345
I can't think of a bigger waste of time than cracking a tripcode.

>>23844345

Because, it's not that simple.
My script can't see it, so most likely it's MM. Now lets drop this business and poni!

From last thread:
>>23844051

Yeah, and I'm using them for references, but the way Shimeji work is by swapping out pre-programmed and numbered frames of 128 x 128 pngs. Because of the small space, I'm using applebloom's body type which is more compact, and the shimeji walk cycles only have 4 frames total. Everything still pretty much has to be hand-drawn regardless (especially for the frames for crawling, climbing, and being thrown around).

From another suggestion, I'll color the lines after I've got all the frames done. :>

If Trixie gets enough dubs what does she win?

>>23844299

Which is ironic because Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell were designed last minute because Hasbro 'suggested' more younger ponies

>>23844428
What he said.
PRACTICE

>>23844415

>>23844431

Cracking it and THEN masquerading as a tripfriend/fag

>>23844437

a friend

>>23844378
then you don't know the meaning of friendship, and you have my pity

>>23844437
My everlasting love.

Just kidding.

I already love her forever.

>>23844390

>>23844445
That's MY DA account in that picture! Mm-hm!

*is unnecessarily proud*

>>23844407
Weren't you here earlier?

Nanaki and Mumbles.
A few threads back

Even MS changed his tripcode for security measures

then changed it back

>>23844405

I'd LOVE to be Spike! Just hanging around all day and listening to Twilight giggling, making jokes and explaining shit.

Seeing her getting excited and giddy every time a new letter arrives.

>>23844405
He probably also has to clean Twilight's ponyshit, since ponies take a shit whenever they want too, and he's the only one with thumbs.

I'd like to see a comic of that drawn.

>>23844437
63 trixie??

>>23844445

Hasbro asked. Faust liked the idea. No point in contention.

Confirms CMCs will never get their cutie marks. Suggests possibility of a spinoff. Flashinthepan said was working on something new, but couldn't tell us what it was.

Thanks for the post, despite trying to inject drama into it.

>>23844430

>I found it strangely romantic.that their horns where lighting up as they where about to kiss.

I did too! It was like the closer they got to each others lips, the more excited they became and it started to show physically though their magical horns.

>-She holds his head up with a cute smile, her eyes closed , his face blushed with red, then she slowly plants her lips on his and gives him a cute kiss on the lips giggling- "Of course I'll be your Girlfriend, Sky."

>CUZ SHE'S GOT SKYWIND BITCHES >:D TAKE THAT PEOPLE WHO THINK SHE'S LESBIAN OR BI SUCK IT!!!

>>23844269
I can't quite see what it says on the warning label.. Gonna zoom in.

>>23844445
I doubt they were designed last minute. If they were added when she made the pitch, that would have been a long time before the show went on the air. The average time from series pitch to premiere for most cartoons is two years.

>>23844528
I believe it is. My folder is out of order so I just selected it based on the thumbnail and forgot I had it.

>>23844509

I was here. But didn't see any confirmation.

>>23844437

With enough doubles, everyone would be proud to know you. -And Twilight would seek you out just to have some tea and ask you to talk about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik

JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN

>>23844528

No, that's Trixie from my story.

Seen a lot of my art posted lately, rather pleased actually.

Maybe I'll throw more up soon. I never did finish the last story I was doing but anyway...

>>23844345

here's an idea. madmax must make a comic and change tripcode. aren't the codes with ## supposed to be harder to crack?

>>23844269
That's hilarious. This shit is going to cause so much nerd rage amongst little girls.

>>23844430
Maybe their horns glow when they're excited, like pegasus ponies have "wingboners"


But then, what about earth ponies?

>>23844550

>>23844591
tailboners

>>23844586
really? tell me more

>>23844509
Oh yeah, forgot to change mine. Guess this'll do. :B

>>23844575

aeiou!

>>23844550
DeviantArt logic at work, fillies and gentlecolts.

>yfw filename

>>23844550
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HERE GOES.

>>23844591

Earth ponies probably just get excited the old fashion way.

>>23844591

CHINESE EARTHQUAKES.

>>23844591
Heaven forgive me.

>>23844575
FOOTBALL!

>>23844616

>tailboners

Then AJ's obsession with munching on RD's tail... that was.... no...

>>23844555

>viganal

>>23844514
Well when you put it that way, sounds fun.

>>23844638

>>23844586
Not how it works.

Trixie/Twilight/Rarity request almost done. Had to clean up the linework. Have some human Trixie in the meantime.

>>23844177
Nope, that was not me.

>>23844652

>>23844667
anus+vagina=viganal

makes sense

>>23844520
>poopsmithing

I'd just shoot it with teleporting breath!
Not to send it to celestia. Send it to the everfree forest or something.

Besides. None of the ponies poop. -Because of magic.

>>23844680
>>23844514
I'd love to be Spike, I'd be a fucking dragon.

>>23844621
according to the story, the only tripcodes that have been cracked are single words that are found in the dictionary.

If you've got two words, random combination, or numbers, it can't be cracked. Of course, you should probably be doing that anyway.

>>23844639
I have those same boxers

>>23844693
HOLY FUCK!

>>23844575
This video is fantastic.

saged and hidden lol

>>23844652
Oooh, she's a bit excited there, eh?

>>23844712
>can't be cracked
sure, keep telling yourself that

>>23844684

Fluttermuppet is curiously sexy.

whyboner.jpg

>>23844706
>Not to send it to celestia. Send it to the everfree forest or something.

I don't think he can control it like that.

And talk about a stressful job. If Spike coughs or hiccups at the wrong time and teleports the wrong thing, it's execution time.

Is Mega Sweet around here?

>>23844652
dat cutie mark on the inner side of the leg

YO TRIXIE!

Suck em!

>>23844749

Can't be cracked by the alleged cracking software anon claims to have.

>>23844652
Pinkie gets wet
What Pinkie sense does that signify?

>>23844693

The Busty and Bountiful Trixie!

>>23843990
>Eve minmatar pony
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
but shouldn't she be black?
and whoring rail guns?

the last episode was certainly a font of reaction images.

>>23844768
With pleasure

>>23844712

you mean two words separated by a space or just two words?

This Trixie thread made my night.

>>23844764

Ah, yeah. Copy/Paste legs.

But DAMN that's a really bad angle for it to happen.

>>23844706
It hasn't been shown that he can teleport anything else with his breath.

Heh, that'd be funny. Spike sees shit on the floor and teleports it to Celestia on accident. I wish I was drawfag.

>>23844817

two words should do it. I doubt yours has even been cracked.

>>23844810
No, that's gallente, newfoal.

>>23844795
OH NO, GETTING WET TWITCH
Rainbow Dash is near!

Are there any drawfriends up for a Trixie request?

One that involves Pokey

>>23844541
So that is hornboners for Unicorns, wingboners for Pegasi...

>>23844691

then do you have a better idea? one thing impostors can't do is copy another's drawstyle if they can draw... that is unless the clone is good or better at drawing...

>>23844818
What does Zecora have to do
to have a thread about her too?

>>23844867
Dash is busy.

Why do I have this on my computer jesus fuck it's horrible

>>23844638

>>23841594

>>23844130
Equestria!
Now 100% thoughtcrime free!

>>23844134
>cracking your trip
not possible.
max might have had a really simple one word trip which tripcode breaker caught onto, but it's basically impossible to brute force a trip back into a password

Requesting a picture of Trixie and Twilight sharing a bowl of pasta, eating it down to the last little bit, then ending with an awkward kiss please. Thank you!

>this thread

>>23844894

Poor Zecora. She's only got a single fanfiction.

Posting with my trip, this one time.

The way "Tripcode Breaker" works is by seeing through one word dictionary words. And no # and ## make no diffrence with this.
Stronger crackers could probably get around this if they wanted to, but really, why bother?
Hardly any of the brony tripfiends have done, but their have been a few. So I suggest if you still do to change it.

To madmax and MS, yours are fine, and Wolf has changed his.
Mumbles, change yours.

The script:
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/68857

Now let this damn thing drop.

>>23844638

I WAFF WUPPOF FO FWAWOW???!!!

>>23844813
Can you think of an episode that wasn't?

>>23844863
i thought gallente were droneboats?

>>23844638

>>23844824
Shit humor isn't really funny, man.

But I wonder if the ponies do have special toilets or whatever. They have to go SOMETIME, magic or not.

>>23844130

There's a fanfic that deals with that. But I'm not going to tell you which one.

>>23844913
>basically impossible to brute force a trip back into a password
Rainbow tables, how do they work?

He must have had an easily-brute-forced password. He needs to make a new comic and use a secure trip which cannot be currently brute-forced.

>>23844844
I'm gonna do it when I post my comic tonight, thanks!

>>23844941
Gallente use Hybrids and Drones and armor tank.
Minmatar use autocannons, drones, missiles, shield tanks, armor tanks, and duct tape.

>>23844876

See

>>23844931

>>23844869

Trixie and her bro? What is it?

>>23844941
Droneboats and Blasters/Rails. Minmatar are Arty/Autos.

Is there still a warrant for my arrest in these threads?

>>23844508
Seriously cut that shit out. No one cares what your DA is. This is why people hate tripfriends.

Can anyone post a picture of Celestia's voice actor?

>>23844899

I've found I've got a huge collection of MLP porn. I don't fap to it. I just save every instance I can find. It fascinates me, for some reason.

>>23844918

Yessss.. I can see an EVIL revenge scheme from Trixie taking form now! Perhaps there should also be somepony play Twilights favourite song while they share a pasta meal under the starlit sky.

That'd show HER to outstage the Great and powerful Trixie!

>>23844999
FUCK YES.
To bad I just ditched my Myrm to fuck around in a Gila.

Hey, is there a *chan for MLP? Looking for a better repository of fanart.

>>23844935

>pony blowjobs

Rarity Looks you in the eyes and gargles before swallowing

Dash Screws her face up when she feels it and then spits it out... before finally looking at you with a sheepish grin as a last little bit dribbles down her face

Fluttershy Gags and spits it up, and then says 'Oh sorry, was I supposed to...?" and then forces herself to swallow next time

Twilight Tries to swallow for a while, but eventually talks to you about it and asks if it's ok that she doesnt really enjoy it. You tell her its nothing, and that you love her

Applejack spits out straight away, no funny business

Pinkie kisses you and returns the favour

Trixie holds it in her mouth and then gives you an expectant look.

She waits until you make her orgasm and Then swallows.... or at least tries to... it mostly just comes out her nose

>>23845024

If you don't want to be a drama fag, get a new name.

And contribute something.

>>23845033
it's taco-wiz, he's intentionally trolling, and he's kind of bad at ait

>>23843867
legs don't bend like that

>>23844931
I don't know why anyone would bother with mine, but hereby changing my trip.

>>23844999
Caldari Pony is asymmetrical, right?

>>23844764
Flashinthepan said that any time you see that it's an animation error.

>>23844979

My request is for Filly Trixie bringing a balloon for teeny tiny sleepy babby Pokey and kissing him on the forehead like a loving big sis

How does that sound?

>>23845064
You ever think that perhaps you are taking your love of ponies too far?

>>23845064
wat

are you guys talking about naughty things again?

>>23844968
So, when I requested, was it you?

>>23845106
Pretty sure that's copypasta.

Trixie leans against a tree on the Everfree Forest, exhausted from running. She slumps to the grass and in the darkness begins to feel the flood of her emotions bring tears to her eyes.
She had done it again.
Pushed them away when she so desperately wanted to belong. To have friends.
Using her natural unicorn powers and the few tricks her father taught her, she tried again to seem more than she really was. And it backfired worse than ever.
"They hate me." was all she could say in the darkness of the woods, and no reply was confirmation.
Why did she push them away? Did being better than they were really mean they would want to be her friend? Sure a few Pony she fooled with stagecraft seemed to fawn over her, but the ones she challenged were so close to each other. It hurt to see how they were so close.
That monster was my fault. The bragging to those two stupid colts could have gotten somepony killed. I can't go back.
Everything is lost.

Trixie walked into the deeper woods as the first few patters of rain started to filter through the leaves. The cold wind blowing the storm ever closer to her path.
The tatters of a glorious cape, now much like her pride.
Doing little to keep her warm in loneliness.

>>23845122
aren't we always?

did someone capped all of the trixie gets on last thread?

>>23844894
i could tackle it
someone suggest a basic plot or premise and i'll see what i can do

>>23845142
Let's be fair, my post could have addressed half of this thread.

>>23845122
S-sorry...

>>23845122
Maaaayyybeee?

No more Trixie threads. They give me ideas and then I have to go watch Boast Busters to find references.

>>23845174
Zecora, after the misunderstanding from the episode, goes into town to get supplies.

SHe actually ends up disliking being liked.

>>23845122

Yes'm!

>>23845128
yes it was me, don't worry about that

>>23845064

Derpy waits until you're about to come, then sticks it in her ear

Bon Bon swallows instantly. She sucks it out like a straw

The CMCs keep pausing to check their flanks

Luna doesn't stop crying

Zecora {spoiler]blows you from a headstand, swallows up

Cloudkicker keeps losing her breath

>>23844951
who cares

I used to wonder what these threads could be
Until you all shared 4chan filter with me
No more trolling
Tons of pics
Filtering namefags
Friendly ones stay
General markers
It's an easy feat
And bronies makes it all complete!
You have My Little Pony
Do you know, you are my very best /co/

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916

>>23845195

Are they... ZOMBIE IDEAS?

>>23845103

>My request is for Filly Trixie bringing a balloon for teeny tiny sleepy babby Pokey and kissing him on the forehead like a loving big sis

Oh Lord, that is disgustingly cute! I want to fund that myself, but my drawing ability is low-level MS Paint art, at best. I wouldn't do it justice, so maybe another drawpony here could bring that picture to life. I'd love to see yours and >>23844918 done.

>>23845195
You do realize that that by posting that you just made sure there's gonna be more Trixie in here, right?

Trixie spent so long trying to get doubles.

A hollow victory.

>>23845064
>Dash
>Sucking cock

Nope.jpg

>>23845064

Pssh, More like...

Rarity: Looks you straight in the eye while she swallows, no rushing or gagging... Must stay classy at all times!

Rainbow Dash: Makes you shoot your load before you even had the chance to consider where it was going (she is the fastest!)

Pinkie Pie: I can't even imagine what kind of crazy shit she'd do with it... Probably let you piss in her mouth too

FlutterShy: Very similar to what you said, but after saying "Oh, was I supposed to...?" she bends down and licks it up off the floor

Twilight and Applejack: Probably very similar to what boring thing you wrote

Since we're talking about naughty things...

I'm still /r/ing a pic with Ponyville's town whore. She's got an ejaculating penis as a cutie mark. She's blowing Big Mac. Other ponies are walking around in the background like it's no big deal.

>>23845161
Yes
But I get lazy and won't post reactions to her getting dubz

>>23845252

That tail could use a tug!

>>23845199
not a fan of the spotlight?
examination of her being anti-social or so used to solitude that attention unnerves her?

hmm, could work with that

>>23845149
Oh god that is the saddest thing, nicely written too. You must continue.

>>23845269
You keep asking, and no one delivers. Perhaps it's a hint.

>>23845236
HEllloooooo new copy-pasta!

>>23845064

How old is Spike? He must be kinda old to be such a right-hoof-man to the princess and all.

What do you think?

>>23845122
Not me!
I can't!
I tried!

This is kind of silly, but does anypony want all the stands that came with my mcdonalds ponies? Pay shipping and I'll toss 'em in a mailer. I don't care for them at all, and I'll just be throwing them out otherwise. :B

>>23845218
have a cleaner version, brony

>>23845298
I'd do that, but my tablet's broken

>>23845149

I'm reading .I'm reading!

>>23845311
Hahaha yay! I just did it now... verses need some work, but yeah.

>>23845238
Have I not killed her enough already?

Dubz chooses which two ponies I have to draw making out

>>23845298

Imma gonna keep asking until it gets delivared.

Besides, I've never asked in an evening thread. There are better drawfriends here.

>>23845351
Celestia and Snails.

>>23845261

Why are people putting so much thought into this... Jeezus... What am I reading? Why am I reading? Oh god, whyboner.jpg

>>23845323
But then how will you comb their hair?

60 more posts were added to yesterday's count, making it a nice, easy to remember 6303 posts.

>>23845227

>>23845351
Caldari Pony and Amarr Pony.

well, if you degenerates are gonna be dirty, i'm gonna wash yer eyes out with cute.

>>23845357
Sgt. Sprinkles ETA on your zombie fic!

>>23845351

Zecora and Celestia

>>23845351

Trixie and Twilight

>>23845351

Big Mac and the Time Lord Pony

>>23845351

fluttershy and derpy

>>23845351

Luna and Celestia

>>23845319
He's a baby dragon after all.

>>23845261


You're disgusting. Pinkie Pie would blow bubbles with it.

>>23845149
Cancer.
Reported.

>>23845351

Applebloom and Scootaloo

>>23845399
>>23845399
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh wow!

>>23845351
Big Mac and Rainbow Dash

>>23845399
I AM OKAY WITH THIS!

>>23845227
The CMC one actually made me LOL

I was all set to judge you for being gross, but then I started laughing. DAMN YOU!

>>23845227
>>Luna doesn't stop crying.


Me gusta.

>>23845351
Trixie and Trixie.

>>23845351

Big mac with his bandages on and Nurse White. >:3

>>23845399

Aw shit.

>>23845399

>Zecora and Celestia

Welp, that's that! Hop to it then!

>>23845199
>>23845292
no wait
perhaps she's so used to being ostricized that, once ponyville starts warming up to and being nice to her, she thinks its all some big ironic joke being played on her, and she storms out of town, devastated?

god damnit why do i always have to write sadfics

Lucid deserves all of animosity he got for samefagging. He has so much self-importance for a nobody. :|

yeah in the fake poe tripfag guy if you care

>>23845351
granny and trixie

Bored, never written a fanfic before, but considering it. Anyone interested?

>>23845476
eeyup.

>>23845351
>>23845463
>>23845462
>>23845436
>which two ponies
>Zecora is not a pony
>therefore >>23845433
dealwithit.jpg

>>23845490
>>23845490
>>23845490
>>23845490
>>23845490

You know the drill.

>>23845476
Sure, why not?

>>23845476
Do a dinner date between Lyra and Bonbon. Lyra would have a 4-course meal and Bonbon would have a salad

>>23845471
He later explained why he samefagged, a good enough reason.
now drop that topic

>>23845399

VERY WELL

>>23845476
Write a sad Celestia story. She needs to be on the ass end for once.

>>23845241
>he thinks the face he posted is cute
Jesus fuck we're flooded with weeaboos and furfags.

>>23845476

We're overwhelmed with shitty fanfics. The good stuff never gets read because it's so diluted.

>>23845456

OH WELL GUESS -I'LL- HAVE TO DRAW THAT~

>>23845476
A fanfic about the daily life of Spike would be nice. His innerthoughts and opinions about the girls would be cool too.

and if you want you can put in the pony shit gag

>>23845399

it should be a pic where zecora put celestia in a hypnotizing spell

>>23845503
Shut up sprinkles

>>23844638
>mfw samefag with the same unfunny joke replies to himself

>>23845522

horseshit

>>23845503
>either is fine
>zero fucks given

Though I do already have a shitload of RainbowMac pics.

>>23845557
ponipoop

>>23845394
uh, were you trying to talk to me, cuz you sure didn't link it to me.
and i'm going work on it over the next couple days
>>23845433
this doubles please do this.

>>23845351
Luna and Rarity

>>23845597
OH shit, wrong quote.
yeah i was talkin' to you

>>23844445
Scootaloo's been around since G3.

>>23845522
>explained why he samefagged
You're an idiot.
He samefagged because he's an attention whore.
He asked himself how his day was going, several times.

That's not a "good enough reason", that's exactly the type of attention whoring which makes you an attention whore.

What next, it's okay that Envy posted adult diaper drawings because he's asexual, so that makes it alright?

Jesus your excuses are lame.

>>23845545
i never post without my name
how else would i get credit

>>23845471
only aspies believe if animosity

Alright, i'm taking my own angle on this fanfic thing. Not using any suggestions for now, sorry. What do you all think of Paragraph 1?

Dash fluttered in the air for a brief moment before securing her hooves in the firm damp soil. Though it was Spring’s light that had dawned the horizon, patches of snow still dotted the landscape here and there, reminders of how even the Winter Wrap Up was an imperfect process. Squinting away from the blazing sun that Celestia’s magic drove across the sky, Dash regarded her situation. She usually awoke during the zenith, to the soft sounds of hurrying citizens moving like blood through Cloudsdale’s heart, but now not even the birds stirred from their nests to echo their calls across the sky. Presently only Dash’s groan broke the pane of silence that drowsed over Ponyville.

>>23845702
Fact still stands. But let's not derail this thread around him.

Which boards would the ponies browse if they had computers?

>>23845522

I missed that. What explanation did have?

>>23845348
Is it gonna be a nice Trixie pic?

Celestia looked out from her palace window at the full moon. She could feel her sister through the connection they shared as family and demi-goddesses. The birth of the student was still a hundred years away and she knew that one day the prophecy would bring her little sister back.
But she would have to let hate, and suffer the cold loneliness a little longer.
By Father Chronos, she didn't know then how powerful the banishment spell was and it shook her to the core at what lesson she had just doomed her little Luna to.
The breeding of royalty meant emotions were not for the surface. To show them was a sign of weakness and in weakness the pony of Equestria would waver when she made a decision. But in the darkness of her private chambers, no pony was there to judge and witness her tears.
She felt the cold of the moonlight through the glass and she cried silently. The reflections of her sun letting her see the lost little one once a month in full glory. Though she always gazed at the moon with tear filled eyes.
The feelings she never dare release outside now fell down her cheeks. Crying for the lessons that destiny deemed needed.
Within her mind she could hear her little sister doing the same.

>>23845792
He wanted to explain his past behaviour, that's why he ''samefagged'', apparently, he also has a fuckload of problems IRL

>>23845792
that he was trying to make up for it

>>23845777
Rarity on /fa/
Rainbow Dash on /sp/
Twilight on /sci/
Fluttershy on /an/
Derpy on /v/
Not sure about Pinkie or Applejack

>>23845742

>securing her hooves in the firm damp soil

stilted

>Spring's

Not capitalized.

>that Celestia’s magic drove across the sky,

lose it

>during the zenith

at noon

>moving like blood through Cloudsdale’s heart

figurative metaphor? Lose it.

>to echo their calls across the sky

to call

>Presently only Dash’s groan broke the pane of silence that drowsed over Ponyville.

Lose presently only
lose pane
lose drowsed

This isn't HS english class where you have to pad your papers in order to meet the page requirement, or use a bunch of unnecessary flowery language to impress your teacher. Cut, cut, cut.

>>23845894

He spent all of yesterday morning causing nothing but drama, and contributing nothing. He didn't even talk about ponies. He doesn't want to make up for it, he's a fucking troll. Time to get over it.

>>23845838
Maybe?

Depends on your definition of nice. It wont be fuel for people who dont like Trixie to troll people who do.

>>23845924

There's a balance to being wordy and being succinct.

This guy's got it right I'd say.

>>23845893
If he has problems IRL, he should take it to his livejournal or the IRC, not /co/. Nobody gives a shit about him anyway, which is why he samefagged to make it look like somebody cared about him.

>>23845924
>FUCK style

>>23845924

"Dash's groan broke the silence over Ponyville."

That's such an empty sentence, IMO. It only tells what happens, with no description. I agree I got a little out of hand (especially cause I've wanted to use the word zenith for a while now), but I think you're overly simplifying it.

>>23845996
How about we all forget about that incident?

sounds good?

>>23846041

Style's fine. What the guy wrote isn't style. It's just bad writing. Learn how to write first. Then learn style.

You can't expect new drawfags to learn style while they're still using "how to draw ponies" templates.

>>23846080
How about you stop justifying samefagging?

>>23846041
Yeah, no need for proper literarcy skills, it's my style!

>>23846053

"Dash's groan broke the silence over Ponyville" still works, even if it's not good.

"Dash's groan broke the silence" is better.

I'd cut it completely, personally. Especially since the author was just describing noise, not silence.

But I didn't want to tell just to cut everything.

>>23846122

How about we stop talking about it, unless the stupid little fucker or his buddies bring it up again.

>>23846080
Hmm....nah.

>>23846147

Well, I came here to learn after-all. I'll try writing more precisely in the future. Perhaps the Hawthorne I've been reading has lead me towards using long descriptions. (NOT that I mean to drag Hawthorne down to my level)

>>23846147
Strunk time!
Omit unnecessary words.

>>23846208

Hawthorne? Are you serious? Don't try to emulate Hawthorne.

>>23846208
http://www.mediafire.com/?4dxxp4133uk81

>>23846233

I never said I was trying to emulate him. I've just been reading him a lot, and his descriptions are pretty damn long at times. I was saying that perhaps this influenced me to write longer descriptions even without meaning to.

>>23846173
You are "his buddies" because you keep bringing it up. And I'm here to remind you he's a shitposter, drama queen, attention whore, and samefagger.

>>23846306

>And I'm here to remind you he's a shitposter, drama queen, attention whore, and samefagger.

I agree with all of that. I'm not the one who's bringing it up. And I say we stop talking about it, because we're only feeding him.

>>23846213

Agreed. But "Dash groaned" could be a useful sentence.

Conveys emotion, without saying it.