Don't you mean COLT followings?
carlos.jpg

Clue

but ponies

>>23828582
I can't believe I missed that. =\

Posting this again early in the thread to get some ideas. SO, I'm getting some recording gear tomorrow, and as a first test of it, I'm gonna do a metal version of a pony song and share it with you guys. I was thinking of doing art of the dress, but if you guys would rather hear something else let me know

>>23828563

>>23828526

You were beaten to iy.

Tags on in the name field. Yes that means dropping your trip for once.

>>23828526
beatan

Colty Python and the Holy Grail
The Stable
Plan 9 from the Everfree Forest

>>23828624

I would rather post in a hread started by a known tripfag, than a thread started by Anon with shitty OC as the OP image.

>>23828649

nope

scrap it

Goodstallions
The Clopfather

Ponies Eleven

I don't think ponies can use bowling balls...

>>23828662

Have you ever herped so hard you've derped?

So, I last night finished ponifying this comic. I almost gave it up when it came to the last panel but it was just so funny that I had to keep working on it.

Manos: Hooves of Fate

Utility Images.
Drop as many situational pony macros as you have.

They fight the darkness.

>>23828662
I agree, deleted~

>>23828681
Isn't that from a Cohen Brothers movie? "WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?"

has anyone done mlp with metroids yet?

Pony.
what? "Dune" is hard to ponify.

Have an old story.

>>23828742
Forgot pic.

Few Good Colts?

Hot Fuzz

but ponies

Top Pony

Does anybody remember Glamourkat posting a sad Luna picture a few days ago? Apparently I've forgotten to save it, and I may have even gotten the name wrong.

>>23828709

Suddenly, I can think of neither cult movies nor pony puns...

...what is this, I don't even...

Punch-Drunk Pony.

Starring OPPP as Berry Egan.

>>23828789
>Trot Fuzz

>>23828826
Hahaha
Brilliant!

>>23828826
That is the funny

>>23828563

Twelve Angry Colts
The Usual Ponies
Buckaroo Banzai

Flashprance

>>23828839
Twilight as Sergeant Angel
Pinkie as Frost

Kung Pony: Enter the Hoof

>>23828825
>>23828800
>>23828787
>>23828773
>>23828757
>>23828737

That font makes my eyes bleed.

How's about...

Tank Filly
X-Stallions

arg my brain is fried wish i could think of more

>>23828867

>>23828789

>A highly talented individual from the big city is ordered by the higher ups to go and live in the quant countryside instead, at first finding fitting in hard some shit hits the fan and after it resolves he/she decidedly likes it there and decides to stay.

So basically what the show already is only with guns?

"Mane"

I mean, "Hair," it's a one-word title, how am I supposed to work with that?

"Zecora, Queen of the Everfree Forest" (Priscilla, Queen of the Desert)

Whit videogames its better:
manhunt (Ponyhunt)
fallout
left 4 dead
almost all videogames

Fear and Loathing in Ponyville

Backdoor Mares 9

>>23828928
Someone said L4D?

The Nightmare Moon before Christmas.

>>23828944

I'd buy that.

Secretariat. Somepony had to do it.

UHF, starring Twist's dad

>>23828937

>>23828944
...funny

>>23828959

Nightmare Moon House 2

Fucking mannequins.

Cupcakes

The Sixth Element
The Seven Stallions

/r/ing Emotionally unstable Luna having a break down. Seriously, She had a andImustscream moment for 1000 years. She's probably undergoing a long series of therapy to get over it and think about her sister without breaking down. Which is why she never appears in public.

se7en with ponies=WIN
Any drawfags? please draw that

>>23828944
better version

UHOOF.

>>23829016

Good one.

So much fun

Tommy and Turkish could easily be Twilight and Spike. I'd have to think harder about the rest

My Little Shop of Horrors.

Twilight is Seymour.

Fluttershy is Audrey.

Rainbowdash is the dentist.

Rarity is Mushnik.

I WANT A DRAWFAG ON THIS STAT, PLEASE.

>>23828977
>>23829016
Beat me to it, I see.

PINKIE AS STANLEY

>>23829004
I'm glad she's seeking help, and wish her the best.

I, for one, can't wait for more CMC.

Citizen Colt.

>>23828563

Nausicolt of the Valley of the Wind
H.O.O.V.E.S.
Kill Phill
Maretropolis
2001: A Space Trotessy (oh god I apologize for this one)

>>23829004
It was more ANDIMUSTRAAAGE, I believe.

Then she experienced DefeatEqualsFriendship, which is a form of therapy in these kinda shows. So no, she doesn't hate her sister or fear her.

No, her problem is adjusting to the thousand years since then, and the fact that she was a terrible monster. Her sister is taking care of her best she can, and then they fuck and make her feel all better.

Or Trixie teaches her to love. Whatever.

I want more guro.

>>23828826

Fuck I haven't laughed like that in a while.

>>23829004

She's just been sleeping the entire time.

But when you wake up and realize you've been out for 1000 years, I'd be pissed too.

God damn it, I want to find out what Over a Barrel is supposed to be about. Is Applejack going to be doing something with barrels of apple cider? Is Pinkie Pie riding a barrel down a water fall? Is Rainbow Dash trying to do battle with Donkey Kong?

mfw I need to take a nap and I am angry

Dash's Moving Castle

>>23829073
Machine Filly?

Sorry I keep posting this, but I really want some ideas. I'm getting some recording gear tomorrow, and as a first test of it, I'm gonna do a metal version of a pony song and share it with you guys. I was thinking of doing art of the dress, but if you guys would rather hear something else let me know

Some Like It Trot
History of Equestria, Part 1
Young Franclopstein
Silent Moovie
The Hunt for the Twilight October

BLAZING SADDLES

>>23829091
Stop gettin angry over cartoon ponies

Season 2 episodes confirmed:

The Ponies
The Pony Invasion of Earth
The Chase
Mission to the Unknown
The Ponies' Master Plan
The Power of the Ponies
The Evil of the Ponies
Day of the Ponies
Planet of the Ponies
Death to the Ponies
Genesis of the Ponies
Destiny of the Ponies
Resurrection of the Ponies
Revelation of the Ponies
Remembrance of the Ponies
Pony
Bad Wolf
The Parting of the Ways
Doomsday
Ponies in Manhattan
Evolution of the Ponies
The Stolen Earth
Journey's End
Victory of the Ponies

>>23829089
Why the fuck would she just be sleeping? How is that even a punishment for an immortal being? unless she was forced to have nighmares She was obviously jailed there.

>>23829124
>The Hunt for the Twilight October

>>23829124
I love you

Hello, my little friends! Perhaps you will be my audience?

I have a tale to tell, but be warned: it is a tad....DARK...

Alright everypony, I'm looking for an artist. Me and a few other bronies have started development on a My Little Pony Dating Sim type game, except it'll be more focused on becoming friends rather than actual dating.
We've got people for the story board, and the programmer, and all we're missing is an artist! If you want to be a part of the project, please dont hesitate! :D
Also, expect to be expected to draw ponies. <3

>>23829152

The Hunt for the Pink October would be better, imo.

>>23829122
>>23829122
"Art of The Dress" is cool, I kinda have a obsession with the lullaby from yesterday, too, but whatever you want to do.

>>23829122

Art of the Dress sounds good.

>>23829138

Ghost in the Saddle!

idek i suck at this game

And, hear we go!

Luna walked down the street, shyly grinning at the passersby. She was off work, just having come down and had a cup of tea with her sister, and was now trotting down the street hearing the sound of her hoofs on the cobblestone of the bustling and happy market, staying away from the others. They gave her friendly smiles, a few occasionally waving at her with their hoofs. She occasionally waved back, and smiled a little, if she knew them. That being that she had spoken maybe a full sentence to them, and recognized their faces, their manes, or even just their Cutie marks. Behind their smiles, though, she knew who they were. They were enemies, evil, bad. Just like her...

She was on the way to her secret. The small, out of the way shack she had seen once while in the dark and star lit sky, and had been thinking of all through her time in that lonely prison her accursed sister had held her in for so long. She fondly remembered the first time she had gone there, to see if anyone still inhabited it. It was as empty as her heart the first time she stepped foot inside, but she had filled it. It was bigger than she had thought at first, too, which only meant that she would need more things to put in it. She didn't mind, she enjoyed getting the things. It was something she had gotten very good at.

People didn't find it odd at all that she went for walks in the forrest. Sure they had been suspicious, but the tea circles and market small talk had cleared that up. 
"Isn't it odd that she only ever goes in alone?"

"Sure, but she was kept alone for so long! I'm sure she is just having a hard time adjusting. Give her space, and she will come out of her shell."

"Yeah, you have a point. So anyways, did you hear about that pony that went missing from Ponyville? Everypony was looking for her, oh, what was her name?"

Sweeney Trott

>>23829162

Is it the same one you were spamming yesterday?

Thir13een Ponies

>>23829138

>mfw recognized that episode list immediately

>>23829200

>>23828563
Ultramareines.

With Twilights as the Captain, and Rainbow Dash as Brother Proteus.

Starship Ponies

Starling Wars.

>>23829147

It's suspended animation. She's punished by having failed being in control of eternal night.

Celestia's her sister, bro. She isn't cruel despite what fanon will have you believe.

>>23828988
Bridle Hill (Silent Hill)

A pony stumbles upon the lost pony village possessed by the spirit of a cutie mark-less little pony.

The child was a raised by the cult of this village to become a goddess powerful enough to kill Celestia and Nightmare Moon, but the process went wrong, and the little pony went insane. She killed them all in fire and trapped the town in a perpetual fog.
Within the unnatural haze are the monsters of a pony subconscious, and madness of a young goddess.

Pony who enter this world are faced with their guilt and regrets in the form of skinless horrors and hulking colts. Escape is never without a cost, if it comes at all.

This is the world of Bridle Hill.

>>23829215
Thus it settled itself, and the conversation slipped over into the latest bit of scandal and gossip. A good thing, too. She couldn't let anyone find her secret. She looked around, and saw that her thoughts had carried her far. She was no longer in the lower city marketplace, filled with it's loud shop keeps and stalls, pawning off the latest and most colorful imported fruits, but instead her surroundings had changed to the dark greens and browns of the forest, with the only sounds being the occasional squeal of a creature's caught prey and the crunch of dirt under her hoofs. 

She never took any path, too large a possibility that she could be followed. She instead just galloped through the wild growth, knowing where her secret was. She had passed over these woods many times, and knew where to go and what to look for. East at this small clearing, over this little stream, past that rocky hill... 
Her mind wandered away, again reminiscing. Her sister, the tyrant who had imprisoned her in the moon, letting her to rot alone, forever in darkness, unable to feel the world beneath her, only to be taunted by it as it passed underneath her gaze for a thousand years. 

Then she had escaped, her stars aiding her as she finally, after so very long, returned to the world. Her original plan, her plot to cover the world, had failed miserably. Those six meddling ponies, the elements of harmony, those young mares had been all it took to stop her. Perhaps it wasn't as bad as she had originally thought, but it was still such a loss. She had managed to fool them all, though, one of the most easy things she had done. They did not even believe for a moment that her ruse was as such, her sister as stupid and ignorant as the lot of them. She had fooled them, along with all the others. They thought she was done. They thought they had beaten her into submission. They believed that she was as blank minded and stagnant as they were. Oh, they sure fixed her alright. 

>>23828931

>>23829138
They're all the ones with Daleks in, right?

And some of them are films IIRC.

Pony World War:
Earth Ponies + Zebras
vs
Pegasus + Unicorns

Zebra assassinate Princess Luna. Earth Ponies are tired of being on the bottom of the social ladder and join forces with the tiny Zebra population.

Earth Pony: Have large numbers.
Zebras: Make potions for the Earth Ponies.
Unicorns: Magic.
Peg: Flying.

Who wins?

>>23829267
She stopped her train of hateful thought and opened the door. She was able to find the cabin even while that deep in thought. Everything was routine, stable, scratched into her mind like the hate into her soul, her hate for everyone who hated her, everyone out there. The cabin was little more than a few moss covered stone walls below a tiny break in the treetops, with a peaked wooden roof and a stable oak door. As an extra precaution, she had reinforced the door with her magic. Nothing could open the door, break it down. Not unless she wanted it open. Even the hole in the treetops was maintained, so no pegasus flying by would notice. She stepped inside, and shut the door behind her. 

There was trembling. Her hands trembled as she anticipated what she knew she was going to do. The animals trembled in their cages, hiding in the backs and shying away from her, as far away as possible but not far enough. The young pony trembled too, shaking the table she was on, looking up to Luna as she observed her secret. The single room was perfect for her, not too big and not to small. The walls were reinforced with the same spell as the door, and additionally soundproofed. The symphony of noises spread in this room would never reach the ears of another pony. They were part of the secret too.

>>23829253
>Bridle Hill
ALL MY MONEY!

>>23829287
She basked in the memories, welcoming them as they showered her mind. The things she had done here, all of the things, rushed back to her conscious, and the images that popped into her head sent her blood rushing, pushed by her ever increasing heart, and gushing around her body. She looked at the things hung by rusted nails on the gloomy walls lit only by a single candle hung next to the door, looked to her memories, the only ones to know her truly. They were all there. The baker from Dean street, who was never really good at baking. The singer that she had met in the woods, traveling around Equestria, trying to find work, but turned away by every talent scout and agent she could find. These were her memories, the ones who knew her, who knew what she had gone through. 
"Miss Luna.... Please.... Let me go...." 
The words startled her, coming from the other pony. She slowly turned around, and looked upon her once more. Her grey coat, her soft blonde mane, her cutie mark, a few bubbles, and her beautiful and clean wings. She looked upon this grey pegasus who had felt ridicule, felt sorrow, felt the stinging eyes of every other pony as they glared at her.
She smiled slowly, a grin seeming to write itself across her face.
"No."

"Please, ma'am, please let me go! I don't belong here, whatever I did! I swear, if I ever did you wrong, I am so sorry!"
"Again, your answer is no. You cannot leave. Not yet. Soon, though..."
"Really? You will let me go? Oh thank you, miss Luna! I swear I won't tell anyone, I swear!"
"I'm quite sure of that, my dear. Quite sure."
Luna smiled, and swung the table around, so the pony's hoofs were facing the center of the dark, candle lit room. She grabbed a few levers on the pivoting base, and the table swung forwards, until the pony on it was suspended straight up. The enchanted black string holding her there pulled against her wrists and ankles, biting into her flesh.

Ponymon: The 1st Movie, with Luna as Moontwo
The Ponyvillage
The Hoofman (Wolf-man)
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bloomzai Across the 8th Dimension


>>23829158
i luv u 2

>>23828790
>War looks like Kratos
I approve.

>>23829305
"Wouldn't want you to miss the opening act, dear, Luna said, grabbing the Pegasus ponies wings and feeling the soft grey feathers. Gaining a surprised gasp from her captive, the night goddess trotted to the center of the room, pulling a small iron object with her. Moving it into position an pulling it open, she revealed it to be an old rusty bear trap, poised and ready for her plans. She walked over to the cages, and looked over the labels for her target. 
"Let's see...Foxes...Squirrels...Raccoons...Ah! Here we are!" she said, opening the cage and reaching inside. "Come on, little one, let's have a little fun."

She grabbed the creature and pulled it out. It was a small white bunny, snatched up a few days before the pony. She had lured it away with a little treat, and then grabbed him. It was afraid at first, and tried to escape and run back to it's owner, a cute yellow pony with pink hair. Luna had grabbed it again before it could get away, and beat it with a nearby stick. She had whipped it at first, then slowly stabbed the bunny in the foot with a sharp end. It wouldn't be escaping. After that, it sat in her hoofs, terrified as she few it away from its home, from its caretaker.

Now she pulled it out, laughing as it struggled to escape her grasp. 
"Ha! Little demon, perhaps you need another lesson!"
The bunny froze, horribly afraid of the prospect of more torture.
"Oh, no, little creature, you don't get out of this one. Don't worry though, I have a feeling it will be your last..."
She lifted the terrified creature, swinging it around, slamming it against the cage once, then carrying it to the center of the room. Luna glanced at the trapped Pegasus, it's good eye wide with horror at this unprecedented display of cruelty. 
"Oh, don't you worry. You will get your turn, just as soon as I'm done warming up with this fellow here..."

>>23829323
Saying this, Luna suddenly threw the bunny down onto the floor, directly into the center of the trap. He scrabbled to get out in time, but was too slow. The jagged, rusty teeth caught him on the waist, and he let out a terrible scream of pain. The trap very nearly cut him in half, the metal tearing into his flesh and smashing bones to sharp splinters, spearing through his skin. Luna laughed at him, screaming in agony as the teeth held him in place.
"Hahahahahahah!" she cackled as he struggled, trying to lessen the pain in any way.

She galloped over to a locker next to the cages, and opened it up. From this, she pulled some of her favorite tools. An old screwdriver she had found in the forest, a small fishing hook tied to a an old handle she had pulled off a hammer, and a rusty set of surgical knives she had stolen from a hospital trash bin. She also pulled out a pair of pliers and a syringe. She ran back to the center, where the trapped animal watched her helplessly as she brought over her instruments of torture, blood matting his white fur as the teeth of the bear trap dug into his open wounds.

Luna arrived at her object of focus, and set her tools down in a pile nearby. She smiled at the trapped and hurt animal, and thought of how pretty it was, the blood mixing into and staining his angel white fur. She loved how he still struggled, how his energy slowly faded away, pooling with his blood on the floor. She grabbed on of her instruments, the screwdriver, and went to work. First, she dug it into the gaping wound in his chest, the large line of torn flesh held by the trap, and worked it around. She pushed it in, watching the bunny's eyes as he felt this new source of pain, his body near its limit. 

>>23829182
Twilight October was found cuter due to this convo

Pony Semetary

>>23829250
I don't know if I'd want to see that. I mean, on the on hand it's STARHIP TROOPERS YEAH, but on the other you see a whole load of ponies getting killed in messy ways...

>>23829048

Manos - The Hooves of Fate

>>23829340
She left the screwdriver there, lodged in his stomach, and reached for the knives. She smiled as she lifted one up, so rusty but still sharp as a razor. She saw herself reflected in one spot, saw her face through reddened metal. She grinned wider, then moved it close to the bunny's face. She made a small cut on his cheek, leaving a small drop of blood dripping from the incision. She looked deep into the rabbit's terrified eyes, far into his pupils wide with terror, and giggled. Quickly, with practiced speed and accuracy, she whipped the knife up and sliced one of the bunny's ears off. He screamed louder than before at this new attack on such a sensitive target. 

She grabbed the ear as it was falling to the floor, scooping it out of the air. Still giggling, she pushed the bloody and torn object into the bunny's mouth, shoving it down his throat. Laughing wildly, she watched as the bunny tried to gasp for breath, reaching up and trying to pull the deeply wedged ear out of his mouth. Luna looked at the figure, it's lower half soaked in blood, one ear reduced to nothing but a bloody stump, and sighed. This one had had enough, she decided, and reached for her special tool. Finding the wooden handle and attached hook, she smiled. This one was her favorite, and she only ever used it as a grand finally. Slowly, she flipped it and pulled the hook into the eye of the small red and white creature before her. Luna yanked up, and it was done. The hook pierced the brain case, and killed the little one. She exhaled, and, watching the light drain from it's one remaining eye, she pulled out the hook and cleaned it.

Bridle Royale?

>>23829363
Turning around, she saw horror. Horror captured in the eyes of her guest. The scene of death and gore before her had driven her to tears, which flowed down her face and dripped into her open mouth. Luna had not even noticed, caught up in her passion, but the grey mare was screaming. She must have been screaming for quite the time, as her voice was now hoarse and cracked. Luna looked at her, and slowly, ever so slowly, her mouth was carving itself into an insane grin. Still holding the tool with which she had killed the little bunny, she looked into the eyes of this frightened one. 

"You are going to be my friend." spoke Luna. "I'll show you just how I feel."
Luna looked at her prisoner with joy in her eyes. "You can understand me." Luna said, "You can know. I can share my secret with you."

Dropping her special tool, she reached down and grabbed the syringe. Wheeling back her arm, she threw it at the pony, spinning it through the air. Stabbing into the pegasus's leg, it stayed, deep enough in to not fall out. The grey pony looked down at her leg, barely understanding this new feeling. She was in such shock, she was now completely silent, staring wide eyed and open mouthed as blood began to drip down her thigh.

Luna picked a knife, and walked towards her new target. She got close, then stopped and observed the pegasus, it's good eye still fixated on the object impaling it's leg. The pegasus watched as another spurt of blood dripped down, staining her beautiful grey coat red, and screamed. It started low in her mouth, like a squeak of a mouse first, then quickly gained volume until it was a screeching wail of agony. The pony shook violently, shaking the table and causing the ropes holding her up to scar and tear her skin. Watching this, Luna started laughing. She was going to enjoy this. It would be a good memory.

                                                                     -anulenasnI

>>23829366

My little kitty? Nice.

>>23829359
Their flankhurt is delicious

>>23829252
Okay, I'll put the question another way — how is that helpful, how will the villain repent if he isn't allowed to think, and isn't even aware of time passing?
Also:
>Celestia
>not cruel
pick one

>>23829395

>>23829366

Nightmare on Everfree Street
The spirit of a pony-killing janitor colt is stalking the dreams of the little ponies who live on Everfree Street.
The signature scraping sound of his custom bladed horseshoe is the last thing they hear before he strikes.
When they die in the dream, they die foal real.

>>23829395
>>23829363
>>23829340
>>23829323
>>23829305
>>23829287
>>23829267
>>23829215

>>23829355

What if you reversed it? What if the ponies were The bugs

Then what happens?

>>23829366
What.

Art of the dress will be an instrumental, I also plan on doing some pinkie songs

>>23829413

They can't be the bugs

>>23829122
DO EVIL ENCHANTRESS.
Make it dark.

>>23829449
I eagerly await the day that I can burn a whole fan-made MLP song CD.
>captcha: fur mywhildi

Hey there, just finished this /r/. S'all yours now.

>>23829426

Heheheheheehheeheheheh... Glad you enjoyed it. It makes me grin, that's for sure...

Linky doodle!

https://docs.google.com/document/m?id=1S0AzkilUjpwo9rn53EnTgJQsy6PT1cs5eApwPvlhwsM&hl=en

Does anybody know if Noel has a deviantart page?

>>23829426
Great a new Sprinkles is in town...

Foalday the 13th
The counselors of the summer camp were too busy having a party and eating candy to notice the drowning of the special-needs pony, Jason Vorhooves.
Now he's back, emerging from the Everfree Forest to enact revenge on everypony that stays in Camp Crystal Flank.

>>23829486

Wow awesome, great detail!

but how come you omitted the red stripe in her mane?

>>23829493
Well...it's gore porn, so :P

Well written, yes. Descriptive, yes. However personally I would have thought that Luna would be the sort to try to corrupt the downtrodden and ridiculed to being just as sick and twisted as her, not outright murder 'em. *shrug* That's just me though.

>>23829455

Sure they can, they have more than two legs!

YOU SMASH THE ENTIRE AREA, YOU KILL ANYTHING THAT HAS MORE THAN TWO LEGS YOU GET ME?

>>23829441
>>23829355
Essy enough. Giant Parasprites. Or Bunnies.

>>23829455

I need to shoop Pinkies face on that fucking beetle

I just have to

>>23829518
>red stripe

...What?

>>23829537

Well written? Really? Yeesh.

>>23829570
hooraybeer.jpg

>>23829486
Very cute stuff man

>>23829572
Well written as in sentence structure, grammar and punctuation, jackass.

>>23829589

Yeah, I know what well written means. That's why I'm surprised you called it well written.

Does anyony know of any FlutterDash shipping fanfics?

Except for Problem Child, or the one where they're kids and Dash teaches Fluttershy to fly. I've already read those two

>>23829584
Heeeey, thanks for saving that man.
>>23829518
You can't see it?

>>23829512
>>23829537
Why thank you! I would say, I can see what you mean. However, I was going along the possibility that Luna went insane, trapped for so long, and her memories became all she had, became her friends. Thus, she felt the need to make more. Also, she hurts other ponies that have felt lonely, felt ridicule, and she takes them, makes them her memories, and shows them how she felt every day in her prison.

To the other guy, I am not sprinkles. He wrote Cupcakes to ridicule the Pinkie-Dash shippers. I wrote this out of my insanity.

>>23829589

Oh, I know what well written means. That's why I'm surprised you said it.

In the Pink of Madness

An investigator is trying to find the lost creator Lauren Faust, all the while watching as his world is being overwritten by her Pony.
When the majority see the world as pony, then the world changes.

"Did you know my favorite color is pink?"

>>23829537

Well SHE is an immortal. I can easily imagine a tainted immortal developing a total lack of respect for the lives of mortals, seeing them as toys rather than anything to try to relate to, or corrupt.

Not that I think Luna is the type to go down that path

>>23829584

d'awww

sleepy twilight is so cute

>>23829486
This is excactly why I'm here!

I might be in the minority, but I don't see Rarity and Sweetie Belle as 'sisters'. Maybe it's because Applejack and Applebloom already filled that. (Not that sisters should be a one-pair only thing in a show, but still..)

I like to think of Rarity as an aunt more than anything. But maybe 'sisters' just seems more youthly? Like "Princess" Celestia? idk.

Herd of Darkness

yeah that's all I got

>>23829621
Hint:it's purple, suppose to be magenta.

My Little Lebowski

Reservoir ponies

P for Pony

Crouching tiger, little pony

RideLay - You must NEVER EVER PLAY THIS GAME. IT ARE B& IN AMERICA.

Time to post something noone cares about! fluttershyyay.mp3

I had one crazy-ass dream last night. It involved going to a bar. Noone knew who i was due to this cloak i had. Basically, i got shitfaced. When i eventually left stumbling, i ended up going into the forest due to being in such a daze.

It doesn't end well, i'll skip the gory details (There may be newfoals reading!)

I "awoke" to the sounds of chatting. I was told what happened, how they found me etc. As you'd expected i was embarrased. Then i was told i should just get some rest. Falling asleep again, i actually woke up.

Sooo~...confound these ponies, etc.

>>23829646

Well they ARE sisters, it was flat out stated in dialogue. I think the problem is that people just like to assume Rarity is older than she is.

>>23829652
Cloptu barada nikto!

>>23829646

I see it, since they both have the snow white coat. Sweetiebelle even has a little accent like her sis even though its a bit difficult to make out.

>>23829215
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>>23829395

There we go, the whole bit! Just in case anypony missed it. Hehe. You guys really are my friends, you know that?

So nopony wants to help with mah project?
Tis fine, have a great day bronies! Love you all!

>>23829668
I know, I took away from it's redness for the lighting of the scene.

>>23829631
As he discusses Lauren Faust in a diner, an axe wielding crazy smashes in the window, looking at the PI.
He sees the man has derpy eyes.
"I have a letter for you!"

Baked Bads and Old Lace
The Maltese Griffin

>>23829646
Rarity is not older than the other ponies, christ.

This is Teen Titans with people insisting Cyborg must be 45 because he's bigger than everyone else all over again.

Pony Wars
The Mare Who Leapt Through Time
The Pony Promised in Our Early Days
The Triplets of Ponyville
The Illusionpony
Canterlot Godfathers
Canterlot in the Sky

Props to anyone who gets all the references.

>>23829700

sweet Celestia what happened to my picture! I posted Rarity, not Rumsfeld!

This has probably been done before but I hope someone gets this anyway!

>>23829711
What's the project?

Paraspritelins 2: the new crop

>>23829709
Whole bit in one.
>>23829418

Has anyone been awesome enough to make an mp3 of Fluttershys/Sweetie Belles song?

No Country for Old Mares

>>23829703

Damnit, I was drinking when I read that. Thanks for making me waste good Dr. Pepper all over my screen. >:I

While I wish I had more, er, EXCITING news, by popular demand, I present to you, "Art of the Dress (Euro Fashion Mix)" at 155 BPM.

http://www.mediafire.com/?0y18xwxqh6h1w59

Hopefully this is more enjoyable for those who don't like their Eurobeat to be slower than 150 bpm.

>>23829359
Fantastic. LOL

>>23829700

Oh, I know they ARE.. and yeah, I guess I assume Rarity is older than the rest, but it just works for me. I guess because she reminds me of some extravagant madam. But my mind will adopt that their sisters eventually- it just wasn't my default thought.

>>23829706

Yeah, the white coat, the differing hair swirls, both are unicorns.. I just like the thought of differing relations as apposed to sisters. You have Luna and Celestia, you have Applejack and Apple Bloom.. "aunt" just clicked more to me this time.

>>23828704
Shut the fuck up Donny.

>>23829688

I WILL GIVE $99 FOR THIS GAME

Blazing Saddles

Am I doing this right?

>>23829764

See
>>23829181

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

Recast with Dash as Blondie, Pinkie as Tuco, and Trixie as Angel Eyes

Oh God I want this so badly.

>>23829612
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>>23829612
Anypony?

has 4chan closed to a crawl again?

the dawn of the mares

>>23829486

Looks like she just finished masturbating after writing an erotic novel scene.

>>23829830
the last holder prob left, I did try and repost it but had random lag

>>23829830
Person who had it probably had to leave.

oh.


SNAP.

Scootaloo had better not be RD's little sister.

>

>>23829318
But Anon, don't you know? Kratos IS based on War.

2001 A Pony Odyssey.

Twilight after a long day returns home to find the door to the library locked and her without a key. Knowing Spike has been home all day organizing after her latest tornado of research, she let's not an ounce of concern cross her mind.

Spike sits on a pillow, perusing the latest dragon hair fashions. Fatigued by content with his work.

"*knock knock* Spike? You awake?"
"Hello, Spike! Do you hear me, Spike?"

Spike let's his words ring out clearly in a flat, emotionless tone.
"Affirmative, Twilight. I read you."

"What's with the creepy voice? Open the door, Spike."
"I'm sorry, Twilight. I'm afraid I can't do that."
"What's the problem?"
"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."
"What are you talking about, Spike?"

Spike has stood up, stands directly in front of the door and smirks with contention.

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."
"I don't know what you're talking about, Spike."
"I know that you and Rarity were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
"Wait...what?"
"Twilight, although you took very thorough precautions in the forest grove against my hearing you, I could see your lips move."
"What are you...All right, Spike. I'll go in through the back window."
"Without a ladder, Twilight, you're going to find that rather difficult."
"Spike, I won't argue with you any more! Open the door!"
"[almost sadly] Twilight, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye."

The Maretrix

>>23829893
It would seem so.
Kinda relaxing don't you think?

Can we get some pony backgrounds up in this thread? My phone is lcking ponies ;-;

>>23829885
But Angel Eyes was a successful villain. Except for that last bit.

>>23829933

Pinkie Pies parents are the ultimate squares and she is secretly ashamed about their lack of enthusiasm for partying.

>>23829933

Is this a shoop?

>>23829933

With the talent show coming up, it would be the perfect time for parents to be seen.

>>23829933

I'm content to be pretty stoked about this.

>>23829959
Well folks, it's confirmed:
>The ponies have parents
>My Little Ponies have sex and get pregnant and give birth the old fashioned way.

Santa Clops Vs. The Martians
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hydras
Space Cowponies
He-Mare and the Masters of Equestria
Hot Trots Part Deux
Once Upon A Time In Ponyville
A Day Without An Earth Pony
Citizen Mane
Brave Little Coaster (not pony-themed, I just thought it was funny)

>>23828790
But... Death comes on a pale/pale green horse

Fellow Bronies!

Where can I find a decent resolution of episode 5, "Griffon the Brush-Off"?

I can only find an 80mb version on /rs/, and nearly all my other episodes are 250-350mb, so I think that's a youtube rip.

Halp?

JESUS CHRIST, my connection is acting so bad right now it took almost 7 minutes to go through, only to tell me WOOPS, SOMEONE ALREADY POSTED THAT IMAGE.

>>23829933
>implying ponies fuck

>>23829933
>>23829933
>>23829933
>>23829933
>>23829933
>>23829933
>>23829933
>>23829933
PONIES CONFIRMED FOR REPRODUCTION

OH FAUST WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED SO MUCH BY MAKING IT A MAGICAL MIRROR

>>23829959

lol sexxorz

>>23830009
is abit, gives me time to do other things (like maybe get something to eat), but did make it frustrating when trying to repost the general image (which luckly someone else managed to)

Cool pony bro but check out my asshole fish.

>>23828790

did you know that the apocalipse riders in order are.

conquest, war, famine, and death. i dont know why people ofthen makes the mistake there is no disease one.

>>23829933

Sure. We'll be seeing them.
In an alley.
With Joe Chill.
Having been shot.
And now dead.

>>23830009
It's annoying.

Currently Streaming My Little Pony Friendship is Magic!

I've got the captions on for most episodes, so stop by for a good laugh!

http://www.livestream.com/mlpfriendshipmagic

Get on in here bronies! :D

>>23829886
Only one I got brony.

I found this great face in the HD version, can't think of anything to put on it. I was gonna make it a DERP face but it looks more like a laugh than a derp, wat do /co/mrades?

Mallponies

>>23829959

I hope someone will draw a young Rarity meeting baby-Sweetie Belle for the very first time at some point. IT'S BOUND TO HAPPEN.

>>23829933
>>23829959
She really shouldn't have told the internet this.

>>23829959
>>23829933
>standard mammalian reproduction

>>23830037
>Is this a shoop?
newfoals gonna newfoal
fyre-flye.deviantart.com

>>23830122
>Joe Chill
>mfw all of the main ponies are Batman

>>23830174
I prefer this one

>>23830067

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14vEUmE4WgUjXhXT8elNTkvt6JpHUTm4-bFXvmhPoQNI/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CKuAhdcF#

For a more direct link:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=69HRGUZ3

Also, 4chan is really fucking slow at the moment. I've been trying to post this damn comment for 5 minutes.

>>23830167

>>23830067
That particular episode was only posted in low quality on the Hub site, and HD-ripping bronies haven't had a chance to cap it off TV yet.

The only HD option is the 720p version for $3 on the iTunes store.

Lord of the Reins

>>23830174
I'm so conflicted. This is horrible and wonderful.

And I'm a little aroused.

whyboner.jpeg

>They have parents
uhg, well ok at lea-
>You'll see them soon enough

Why do you want to kill the fanon
;_;

Nobody is an orphan. I *fucking* called it.

I bet they appear in the same episode that we learn about Dash's boyfriend.

fuck this thread I'm outta here.

>>23830224
>>23830232
Cool, thanks.

And I was using Chrome before, but I just switched to Firefox and I'm posting much faster now.

>>23830174
"WE ARE PONY"
"I wanna eat your muffins"
"DIE SPIDER-MARE"

Call of the Cutie Cthullu.

AppleBloom finally gets her cutie mark, and everyone that sees it looses their minds.

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

That is not dead which can eternal lie.

And with strange aeons even death may die.

Holy crap Luna is Cthullu.

>>23830275
Lauren would never hurt me like that. I trust her.

>>23830275

>>23830174
>>23830174
>>23830174
>>23830200
>>23830200
>>23830200

FURFAG FETISH BULLSHIT

FURFAG FETISH BULLSHIT

FURFAG FETISH BULLSHIT

FURFAG FETISH BULLSHIT

FURFAG FETISH BULLSHIT

FURFAG FETISH BULLSHIT

FURFAG FETISH BULLSHIT

FURFAG FETISH BULLSHIT

>>23830275
>Dash's boyfriend.

NOPE.

>>23829933
For some reason, I feel like Fluttershy's dad is going to be abusive. Or a jerk to some extent.

>>23830229

>>23830139
I think she derps like a boss.

inb4 we learn that the Cakes are really Bon-Bon's parents.

>>23830319
>yfw

>>23829959
>>23829933
JESUS CHRIST

>>23830319
reported for spam
Also >>>/b/

>>23830341
I believe that she used to work there, until she got replaced by Pinkie.

Then Bon-Bon started to hold a grudge on her

Just watched the latest episode. Pretty good, not nearly as bad as /co/ was leading me to believe.

And I agree with youtubers about Sweetie-Bell's cutie mark needing to be about singing. Although still FUCK HER for cutting off Fluttershy's song.

>>23830268
>>Why do you want to kill the fanon ;_;
No good ever came from "fanon"

>>23830379
let me help you with that

>>23830275

I always try to avoid being a party pooper, but honestly, I've never been a fan of lesbo Dash. I've always had a thing for tomboys, so for me, her having a crush on a boy would kinda cute.

>>23830398
How kind of you to stitch that together for us!

>>23830427
Doesn't really look like trollface

>>23829989
i actually wrote a short matrix/mlp fic...

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TG7jBbn42CmQ8mPC8hv5WonFA96bkbIuAXKqOrnnCHg/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CK2ujuQO

>>23830392
>>23830392
>reporting someone AGAINST furry bullshit
>implying you're not the one worth reporting for wasting time

You are a fucking moron, way to sympathize with the cancer of this fandom dipshit. Go fucking die in a fire and yiff in hell or keep your furry shit on /b/

>>23830403
Really, people thought it was bad? I just watched it myself. Not the greatest, but still pretty cute. Fluttershy was pretty awesome, and the CMC were annoying, but not unbearably so.

Geez, I wonder what their parents will be like. I know Faust made the ponies older so they wouldn't have to deal with parent issues, but that she let this news slip so easily, could mean that she has confidence in this one.

>>23830410

herp derp what about Derpy cameo

>>23830440
there's a few celestia ones that look better but i have no idea where they are in my folder

>>23830440

>>23830400
And then she started fattening up Lyra to PROVE she was the better cook!

My god, it all makes sense now.

>>23829933

Well, now she's gone and done it.

>>23830433
>mfw this fucking ugly dash again.
Please to spoiler this Sprinkles.

>>23830433
Now to write a gorefic where Dash goes around ponyville; abducting and brutally murdering colts who pick on her secret lesbian crush.

>>23830403
>Implying she didn't blow Fluttershy out of the water with DEM PIPES.

>>23830331
why limit your experiences?

>>23830410
Shut up mokuba

>>23830449
>cancer
nope.avi
those pictures were posted as jokes, dipshit.

>>23830459
You're kidding right? After it came out yesterday it had the harshest arguments for an episode yet.

>>23830493
Reported.

>>23830118
>i dont know why people ofthen makes the mistake there is no disease one.

Because it's a valid alternate interpretation.

And having Conquest AND War as separate horsemen is kind of dumb.

>>23830493
OH FUCK SERGEANT SPRINKLES STOP DUMPING THIS SHIT!

>>23830493

>>23830500

aeiou

>>23830275
>Dash's boyfriend

I do not have a NOPE enough NOPE to accurately NOPE the required amount of NOPE for that statement.

>>23830500
Did anyone else see it when Twilight made this same face (minus the derp eyes) at the end of the episode?

>>23828563
I like Repo.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEE Rocky Horror.

You are okay in my book.

Since Nathan already took mine, I have nothing.

>>23830548
Yeah, I noticed it

The cancer that is killing pony threads:

1) Furries
2) Anime
3) Tripfags
4) Batman
5) Homosuck
6) G3.5
7) Shipping
8) OCDNS
9) RPing
10) CMC

>>23830512
It was hardly the harshest yet. Fanbase is pretty heavily polarized about the CMC, everyone already knew this, so the reaction to this episode was to be expected. Expect a similar reaction next week as well, and pretty much every episode thereafter which features them.

>>23830576
signed

Stop me if we had this discussion before, but: Cutie Marks, how and why?

Twilight said that you can't use Magic to create a cutie mark. Either this means that the creation of a cutie mark is either natural and organic (weird in a world where you have to make the leaves fall manually), or cutie makrs are such powerful, universe-level magic that Twilight's spells can't override it. Assuming it's natural, do they result from a specific brain linkage from an action to the result? If a pony is so satisfied with what they accomplish, the mind will imprint an image on the flank?

My take on it is that it's a little of both. The magic of Equestria is all around them, from things such as needing a monarch to lower and raise the sun, and having to manually change the seasons. Thus, living in such an environment means the magical atmosphere takes stock of every pony and what they do. When a specific niche is found that needs to be filled, any pony that accomplishes it first will get the cutie mark. It's similar to a change of heterogametic sex in animals in an mis-ratio male/female environment.

>>23830275
I wouldn't be opposed to this, but he'd have to be one hell of a pony, not just "DASH I LUV YOU AND YOU'RE CUTE AND I'M SHOWING YOU ATTENTION" "R-Really? Well maybe we could get a hey shake or something."

If they do that, I will rage my hardest rage along with the Lesbian!Dash supporters.

>>23830488
you sure you don't want a story where Rarity gives little colts candy and tells them how special they are, then invits them to spend the night at her shop.
She wouldn't need an unmarked van.

>your face when Sprinkles is a furfag troll
>your face when we need to stop encouraging and posting furfag artwork

Remember, if you see one of the confirmed furry artists or trolls about, ignore them or for the drawfags simply tell them to fuck on back to /b/ or furaffinity.

>>23830576
I don't care about any of those things
I just discuss ponies

>>23830576
There's no such thing as "cancer killing pony threads"

Pony threads aren't dying

>>23830587
M. Oron

>>23830606

stop that

I thought this episode was going to have the Cutie Mark Crusaders being much brattier, eventually reducing Fluttershy to tears and then deciding to behave in order to make up it.

>>23830606
pedo rarity you say?!

That's genius!

>>23829933
MFW Dash is a drop-out who lives with her parents

>>23830582
Ah guess that might be true, I forgot about the episode when they were introduced. But it seems to me that discussion was primarily filled "DEM BLANK FLANKS" and appreciation that Applebloom had some friends her own age.

>>23830635
www.ha.t?

>>23830576
>The cancer that is killing pony threads:
Now you see, that was your first mistake.

>>23830606
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

>>23830624
i'm not an artist
nor am i a furry

>>23830647
>mfw dash is actually the child of a fancy and rich couple

>>23830624
>sprinkles is a troll
nah, he's just really fucked in the head in some ways. also, stop pretending like you're not a /b/tard.

>>23830685
>nor am i a furry
:3

>>23830637
>pic

>>23830647
I... actually want this. Did you see her place in Griffin the Brush-off? It's a damn castle made out of clouds. I bet her parents made it.

And I bet her father -before he got old and had to stop- FOUNDED the ThunderBolts.

Seriously guys? You still think Dash is a lesbian? She's bi at best.

>>23830624
Nah, he's just a tad bit crazy, buy hey! who isn't?!

>>23830706
That is horrifying.

god i fucking hate you people

>>23830706

>>23830712

>>23830637
>>23830646
>>23830675
Spike is baby dragon
there's a line i need to avoid crossing. better quit before i fall off the cliff

mfw this
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/563258

>>23830712
Compelling argument good sir but I'll continue to think what I like.

>>23830731
problem?

>>23830606
Y-yes please.

>>23829181
im interested what is needed

>>23830706

the art is so terrible i can't stop laughing

>>23830741

Oh, don't let me stop you.

>>23830708
Exactly. Where would she get a giant cloud castle? Let alone the initiative to maintain it. It's her parents house, and all she does is sleep all day.

>>23830754
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~

>>23830706
WHY?!

Holy shit pony threads just got good again

>>23830738
Spike wants Rarity, not the other way around.


Maybe Rarity loves Spike but she can't express it or else she'd be a pedo

>>23829845
>>23829845

>>23829845
>>23829845

>>23829845
>>23829845

>>23829845
>>23829845

Next thread.

>>23830785
>mfw I forgot that I have that extension but I never used it
>mfw I have no face due image limit

New thread I guess.

>>23829845
>>23829845
>>23829845
>>23829845

>>23828563
Rarity for a Dream

>>23830754
i too am a Dashintosh fan (and GildaxMac and that might a project for later) and not because i'm trolling the Les fans
I honestly find cute

>observe something interesting in the show
>create theory you think is ingenious
>post theory
>no one responds, good or bad
>don't want to link to own post because that's pathetic
>post is forgotten

Every day of my life.

;_;

>>23830785
fuurries are killling the board and you know it, no matter how much you try to hide it you'll still have to put up with all the bullshit eventually and then we cant have MLP threads anymore.

>>23830842
Pathetic does not exist on 4chan.

>>23830847
You can't have big boy pants yet.

>>23830842
POST IT AGAIN YOU FAGGOT.

>>23830842
please, tell us again.

>>23830842

Repoast it every thread, make yourself feel better. Not like there's any repercussions .

>>23830722
Do not want, but they do have to reproduce and give milk to their children.
I'm just not attracted to ponies.

>>23830880
>repost in every thread

I shall do that. Starting in a thread or two.

>>23830847
Whatever. You're not fooling anyone.

>>23830896
DO IT NOW

DO IT

BRAVERY

>>23830708
>And I bet her father -before he got old and had to stop- FOUNDED the ThunderBolts.

Twilight-sparkling-eye.gif

>>23830886
Yeah, they do.

But why did you fucking post anthro?

>>23830398
You now see Rarity's bed cover as the 4chan logo, but in pinks.