Posting soulless-eyed sea donkeys in a mlp thread

>CONTINUED!

Stranger: cool so like the things from avatar?
You: Rainbow, because of the mane, and Dash, 'cause I'm fast!
You: Nah, hold on, lemme get a picture.
You: Also, those Avatar guys were losers. Couldn't even fly.
Stranger: indeed.
Stranger: noobs
Stranger: if only rainbow dash was there?
You: Lemme find a picture mid-flight
Stranger: ok
You: Okay, here we go
You: My face looks a bit goofy though
You: http://ponibooru.413chan.net/index.php?q=/post/view/1881

1) You're a furry. 2) Get over yourself. 3) There is nothing left to talk about.

>>23822111
>souless eyed? pfft that aint nothing, why when i was-
>open thumbnail
OH JESUS MOTHER AND MARY KILL IT

>>23822119

You: I generally have flight protection goggles on
You: I'd never fly with my eyes open.
You: Makes them tear up, and also, stuff can fly in and damage them
Stranger: aha
Stranger: oh i see whats going on
Stranger: so how many mushrooms have you had tonight?
You: None.
You: I'm not into mushrooms.
Stranger: so..what do you really do?
You: I mean, a daffodil and daisy sandwich, maybe, but that stuff is only for those fool ponies who think they'll get an edge.
You: I just told you. I do weather patrol jobs for Ponyville.
You: Sheesh.
Stranger: oh...kay
Stranger: lol
Stranger: just send me some nudes already women
Stranger: kidding

I missed Pinkie in this episode...

>>23822120

>>23822133

Stranger: but srsly what do you do?
You: Man, you're a silly colt. I told you, I'm a weather patrolman!
You: They hired me for the job even though I got kicked out.
You: And I mean, I'm nude in that pic.
You: I RARELY wear dresses, only as a favor to Rarity, really.
Stranger: a silly colt eh
Stranger: well
Stranger: true
Stranger: but how about a human being next time
You: This one time, she said she was gonna make all of my friends and I nice dresses.
You: Long story short, we messed it all up, but I kinda liked the outfit I designed more.
You: I mean, it had an aerodynamic helmet.
You: What's a human?
Stranger: lol
You: Oh, wait. A human. Twilight mentioned those. They're like... hairless apes, right?
You: Can't do magic, and rely on "technology," I think the word is.
Stranger: yeah correct you are
You: Cool.
You: Anyway, I gotta go chow down, so it was nice talking to you.
You: If you ever decide to stop by Equestria, hit me up!

>>23822111

That was fun. I can re-upload the earlier parts of the convo, or I guess I could screen-cap them?

Anyway, it was fun. And I think once the guys gets out of his drunken stupor, he just might join the herd.

Come on bronies! Get on Omegle, and SPREAD FRIENDSHIP!

>also, mfw RPing as Rainbow Dash gave me insight into her character, and I suddenly like her a LOT more now. I mean, she was AWESOME tier, but not GOD tier, and now she is.

>yfw Pinkie pie remixed version of "Shoo Bee doo"

Any drawfriends about?

>>23822178
Pinkie/Sweetie Belle duet and you have my attention.

here have some god tier

I really don't understand this. Is there really so much content to discuss in this show that it requires multiple threads that are maxed out in hours? if feel like i'm missing out.

>>23822213
Rotating user base due to jobs, timezones, classes, etc.
We keep it in oneish continuous thread to manage fan made content.

>>23822213

>if feel like i'm missing out.

It's a lot of fun man, you ought to give it a try. It isn't everybody's cup of tea, but it might surprise you how refreshing it is.

>>23822213
See:
>>23822209
>>23822184
>>23822163
>>23822153
>>23822142
>>23822131

Using up the image limit just means we make a new thread sooner.

>>23822231

Holy shit, that zebra looks terrible.

>>23822241
>trollface.jpg
isn't that bread?

>>23822241
>>23822209
>>23822184
>>23822163
>>23822153
>>23822131
>>23822260
This spam is so relaxing, I--
>>23822142
MAYO? REPORTED.

fluttershy has the best house inside we have seen so far

tonight i will imagine sleeping in her bed

>>23822267
And thus why it is trollface.jpg

>>23822213
It's a side-effect of /co/ going apeshit over multiple threads.

Multiple threads -> they die out, popularity decreases

Single thread -> can't die out, popularity increases

There is very little show-related discussion going on except on Fridays.

>>23822253
It's funny in a sad sort of way...

Does anyone have torrents for the last two episodes of the old series' wish coin arc?

>>23822299
>torrents
Nope, only direct downloads

tinyurl.com/mlpfimentos
or
reddit.com/r/mylittlepony

Anyone else see this as a parallel to Celestia & Luna's relationship?

>>23822299
>old series
Derp. Disregard that. >>23822320

>>23822274
Rarity's place and what little we saw of Pinkie's, along with the town hall, suggest that ponies really have a thing for round buildings. Fluttershy's is more conventionally angular.

But I dunno I still like Twilight's best. Books everywhere, not one but TWO telescopes, bed in an alcove, secret laboratory basement...

>>23822298
>>23822298
I'm thirsty give me that.

Also best spam I've seen in ages.

>>23822181
Shoot it, one might hear ya.

>>23822210
>just as planned

>>23822333
>white cheddar
>steak
>onions
>green peppers
and now i'm hungry

>mushrooms

and now i'm not

For a fellow brony~

We all love Gilda now. Right? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?
I didn't put those apples in my bag!

Mlp twilight amv day n' nite by kid Cudi. Fukken awesome lipsyching.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bG2HDtxgpo

So. Cutie Mark Crusaders are obviously gonna end up as an adventuring party.
>Apple Bloom sneaks everywhere
>Rogue
>Sweetie Belle sings
>Bard
>Scootaloo, uh, she um
>I got nothin'

Ideas?

>>23822374
Sorry, nope.

>>23822358
>not a duck.jpg
THEN WHAT IS IT?! I MUST KNOW

>>23822380
>another twilight is black troll

not this shit again

>>23822367
I'm confused. Are you trying to say G1 MLP was the best generation? Because that's what it sounds like and that's just downright silly.

>>23822392
Psshh!
It's a duck, but it's disguised as a nurse!

>>23822394
I didn't say shit aboit twilight being black. Youre the troll bro

Still saying this has been the best spam we've gotten in awhile.

I just don't understand what it is you faggots enjoy about this. I mean, jerking off to ponies? This is 4chan and all, but this my little pony shit is just autistic.

>>23822405
C'mon, it's an opinion. Can't agree, though.

>>23822405
That pic has two favorites on DA. And two on FA. Fucking Vinny's shit is more popular than that.

>>23822428
You're just saying that because you're a hipster.

>>23822374
Nobody loves Gilda.
The way I do.

>>23822367
You drew a G3.5 and called it G3.

>>23822367
That artist is retarded.
Yeah, the MOVIE kicked ass, but G1 encompassed a lot more than that. After that movie, the characters all became really flat, and morals were shoveled down our throats just like every other 80s cartoon series. The ponies were far more generic than the ones in G4, or even G3. Villains tended to be pretty quirky and fun, though.

Clearly what needs to happen is we need a feature length G4 movie wherein the ponies fight off some terrible evil. Maybe then they'll be happy.

I know I would.

It'd go straight to television/DVD, but you know it'd kick ass anyway.

>>23822395
Before seeing .jpg I thought this was a GIF

"If I ever see one of those cock thingies, I'll look it in the eye and just laugh"

How in the fuck did they get that line in?

All these cocks in my little ponies makes me wanna play Nethack, now.

>>23822365
Dude I fukkin love mushrooms

Lets fight!

Capped and uploaded. This was fun. When I'm more awake tomorrow, I shall do it again.

FUCKING HELL SINCE WHEN DOES.... ARRRGH.

Any bronies know how to use GIMP to split a 600x6500 image into two?

>>23822428
Do i look like I'm jerking off to ponies?

>>23822443
Gotta bring back monopolized movie to the theaters bro.

>Um. I've, um, got to, um, pass wind kind of urgently...

>>23822470
...copy the top part and paste it into a new image, then crop the bottom part and save it too?

Rarity fan here:

I've missed a few episodes. Fall weather friends, Sonic Rainboom, and the latest.

Which should I watch first?

>>23822487
If you missed FWF wouldn't that mean you missed Suited for Success too?

>>23822477
I've seen that faggot ass clown bitch before... but where....

>>23822460
WHAT?! I have GOT to watch this episode now I can't wait for my mom FUCK

>>23822443
Of course it would be straight to video/tv. What with the high prices of movie tickets nowadays, bronies wouldn't have enough cash left over to hire a small girl to pretend to be related to them so that no one will know their dark secret.

>>23822487
Um, watch them in order.

>>23822486

I dunno. The Rectangle Select tool isn't letting me copy and paste the shit I select.

I am not gud with graphic design.

>>23822505
Are you saying all clown people look alike?

>>23822520
Post the image on >>>/wg/ or >>>/hr/ and I'll crop it for you.

>>23822541

Thank you!

>>23822437

No, I'm saying that because this my little pony nonsense IS HIPSTER BULLSHIT. If you can't comprehend that, you guys are worse off than I thought.

>>23822475

Yes. Yes you do.

>>23822546
woah

>>23822487
watch sonic rainboom immediately it is the best ep

Just watched Harold and Kumar 2. /r/ing picture of Neil Patrick Harris riding Celestia.

>>23822564
Whatever. Go stroke it to Pitchfork. Break those trends.

>>23822564
Your just jelly because Rarity is stylin on u

>>23822564
Do I still look like I'm jerkin off to ponies?

>>23822580
No FPK was better then SRB WAY BETTER, if only for the massive trolling going on in and out of that Episode.

>>23822595
Ya kinda

Going to bed.
Enjoy the soothing spam.

>>23822585
>>23822585
>human
>riding Celestia
>ANYONE
>riding Celestia

I am 100% sure that is not how it works.

>>23822564
ALL OF 4CHAN ARE IS HIPSTER BULLSHIT

>>23822629
Goodnight Pacce!

>>23822625
Look, I ain't even lookin at poni
Surely I can't be now!

>>23822541

Bah. It's not letting me post. Let me figure it out myself...

needs more Fluttershy

>>23822632
Yeah in Soviet Equestria Celestia rides you!!

every night my dreams are the usual but now lyra will appear really far off in the background just standing there never doing anything

what the fuck is that about

>>23822505

Would you like a balloon, Pinkie?

They float!

They aaaall float!

>>23822642
>Not Ray Romano.jpg

>>23822659

Whopee!!! Although I'm not sure why the keyboard shortcuts didn't work...

>>23822669
she is waiting for the right time to strike.

Don't worry spammer, you're cool with me. We can be friends if you want, I accept you.

>>23822657
>newfoal still uses screen caps with giant transformer logo

>>23822665
Reported.

>>23822499
Well, when I heard about SfS back in January I cleared my whole afternoon just to see it (I am a Rarity fan). And I was not disappointed (best episode for me).

It's just I did not for the rest of the last four episodes. I've been so busy! Whenever I watch a new episode, I try to psyche myself up beforehand so I enjoy it more. So I want to know which episode is best.

>>23822655
>>23822655
>>23822655
THAT IS A FUCKING DUCK GODDAMIT

>>23822719
tats HAM not spam

>>23822683
Why does that thumbnail make it look like TS has a Cock sticking out of her forehead?

can't unsee!!

>>23822640
The legible word is the only one that matters, you can type random shit for the other word

>>23822428
>autistic
LEARN TO WORDS

>>23822729
and on that topic, /r/ tonight we use the horn pic!

>>23822707

>>23822632
Neil could charm her into letting him.

>>23822707
>newfoal still uses low-res images!

>>23822748
Reported.

heres another pony I drew for you guys

>>23822728
this one got me i clicked

>>23822763
Nose is too sharp

>>23822758
why would you do that.jpg

>>23822463
wat

>>23822763
do luna or trixie next

>>23822779
In his defense, it really doesn't make any sense

Unicorn horns are covered in Velvet, this explains how they retain the color of the pony they are on.

>>23822755
>338x327
>.jpg

>>23822520
The images must be in separate layers. Try to merge the layers or "copy merged" or something, when you need to do that.

>>23822766
No no no, don't cross the streams man.

>>23822828
I looked in the trap ray...

The best thing about Friendship is Magic is that I don't have to hide that I love My Little Pony anymore. I can just pretend to be one of you generation 4 converts.

>>23822828
No anon, I AM the streams.

>>23822669
At least you get regular dreams with a pony in it.

I've had 1 trixie dream, that's it... and all that happened was her on her back smoking hookah with bedroom eyes.

Anyway I'm going to go try to dream some more ponies, Night doods.

>>23822779

>>23822850
>implying liking MLP isn't a social damnation

>>23822805
>mfw unicorns do through the same cycles as other antlered animals.

At some point the horn is gonna fall off. After the bloody duels and rampant fucking, mind you.

Do they loose their powers? Did Twilight Sparkle have to learn the power of friendship because Celestia was in the same situation?

>>23822850
You liked the old MLP?
what a loser!

>>23822805
Plus, fun!

>>23822861
Reported for furfaggotry.

>>23822885
Oh comon, at least this ones just a screencap

>>23822878
Funny thing, I once saw an article about a deer whose horns grew tangled, so he kinda looked like an unicorn. Wonder if those could fall off, what with growing "wrong".

>>23822878
FUCK, I KEEP FORGETTING MY FACE.

>>23822861
Night blogbro!

>>23822905
HEY ASSHOLE QUIT WATCHING CARTOONS FOR GIRLS

So i had one of those layered nightmares.

The ones where you have something horrible happen, then wake up (You're still dreaming) and then something else horrible happens. Goes on for a while until you actually wake up.

Each and every single one was pony related...

>>23822827

I seem to have gotten it. I'm still unsure how to work with layers. Like I said, I'm not gud with image editing.

>>23822881
I love fun things!

>>23822861

How come every time I see this image my brain is screaming at me to get to cover so my health can regen?

Just finished the latest episode. I fuckin' LOVE when Fluttershy shows her badass side.

>>23822878
Female antlers are technically smaller than male antlers, i believe that Celestia is a trap.

also, if they fall off, they grow back.

what is the horn made of it cant be bone since they are all different colors

>>23822918
HEY FUCK YOU PAST ME THEY DRAGGED ME INTO THIS

>>23822880

We didn't get the awful cartoons in this country. Just toys and comics.

3.5 is still insipid bat-shit hideous though.

>>23822947
Reported.

>>23822908
oh god yes, more of this. badass.

>>23822920
Please, elaborate.

>>23822861
ThisiswhyRarityisfinallyloved.png

whyboner.png

>>23822960
Oh thank god, fucking sea ponies were stupid as hell
>MFW shoobie doobie boo bah

>>23822949
see
>>23822805

>Man, I'm sick of all the ponies. Is there any way to stop them from going through so many threads?
>Oh, I know! Let's max their image limit!
>Yeah, great idea! That'll show 'em!

>>23822961

>>23822918
i asked my 9 year old cousin if she liked mlp she said no because that show is for little kids

i was hoping she liked it so i would have an excuse to buy pony toys

>>23822947
>>23822961
Call me retarded but, who else thinks this shit is samefag?

>>23822967

>>23822993
Reported for furfaggotry.

>It was fucking!
GipnoFlattershay, chicken, Twilight in the stone, a sudden povort with her sisters and of course the song to which my body was not ready. A Skutalu (orange pegasinka) will still go and sister Rainbow, which has pressed Flattershay to place 2 favorite pony.

Comment courtesy of 2-ch.ru

>>23822908
Sweet!

>>23822996
"I want ponies" Isn't a good enough excuse?

>>23823017
Reported.

I'll admit it sucks it isn't Christmas anymore

>>23822949

Its made of bone, but covered in fur.

>>23823011
They're just like us.

>>23822871

Is not so bad as all that. My point is only that suddenly all my Warhammer 40k enjoying friends are telling me about this great pony show that I must watch.

>my faces when

>>23823024
You missed one
>>23822996

>>23823024

anyone have a gif of pinkie pie lickin her feet
from pinkie keen episode

>>23823038
I trust you and dozens like you reported it as soon as they saw it.

>>23822941
I know that feel bro

>>23823011
That's very... what??

>>23823045
Reported.

>>23823064
But you're not actually reporting them :/

>>23823011

I wholeheartedly agree.

Even if I don't know what I'm agreeing with.

>>23823078
>implying you're a mod/janitor and you're doing nothing about the spam

New MLP General. Join us, spammer!

>>23823081
>>23823081
>>23823081

Great thread guys!

>>23822181
So, what did you want...?

>>23822972

You mean explain the nightmare itself? Or...what?

>>23823088
>implying I'm not spamming the thread

>>23823064
where would this be reported

>>23823115
Yeah man, nightmares are interesting

>>23823167
Forreal. Mine usually either make no sense at all, or make me seem like a complete psychopath when I explain them.

>>23823152
is there some sort of pony police?