We already fucking have one.

/r/ing the Applejack version of this?
I KNOW IT EXISTS, DON'T LIE TO ME.

>>23636257
Link or GTFO

new pony thread old one is at 412 replies, 154 images.

>>23636274

Proposed new MLP General

>>23634242
>>23634242
>>23634242

>>23636274

Anyone know if we'll have a Luna episode?

For some reason I'm missing her.

All she's doing so far is lazing around at Celestia's house.

Question: The ponies are humans, what are their races?

>>23636337
but the general image...

>>23636337

its been marked

promptly delete please

poni'ing in a poni thread

>mfw someone reposted my writing guide in the previous thread

TRANSCRIBAN TIME

anyone have a recent post count image?
you know the ones with rainbow or pinkie in the background

>>23635972
>lonely luna wanting affection

you never actually mentioned sex didn't you?

If it's not to an extent... yeah... I'd read it, Lucid. You deserve that much for musing over Stuck so far.

>>23636315
THE MONOLITH

>>23636362
That was a GOOD writing thread.

You will never own a hat as awesome as this one

It's been a crazy weekend of studying with human sacrifices

i think i'm gonna rewrite these.

THE GENERAL IMAGE HAS BEEN STOLEN!

>>23636362
what's called again?

Rainbow Dash: Saddam's successor.

>>23636453
>fukkensaved.jpg

So, Blossomforth is like the best goddamn pony name in the history of pony names...

..and they give it to a derped-up Fluttershy repaint.

WHY HELLO THERE SAILOR

>>23636441

DO IT

And here we see Twilight having a stroke.

The general image is now in >>23634242 for some reason. Just FYI.

>>23636447
The guide? I called it 'It's Magic (I Ain't Gotta Explain Shit)'.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/pony-writing-guide.html

THIS MEANS YOU, DERPY.

>>23636469
>Blossomforth is like the best goddamn pony name in the history of pony names

Silly anon, that's not how you spell SWEET STUFF.

>>23636441

Change the kisses into blowjobs

>>23636547
BUT I CAN'T HELP ACTING LIKE DERPY

>>23636520
MAKE YUOR UP MINDS PONYFAGS

>>23636441

in glourious Spoiler-Vision.

Rarity first.

you walk into the shop, at eight-thirty, sharp. just like Rarity told you to-- she's a demanding girl. as you enter the room and close the door, you feel around the wall for a light switch, and flick it. nothing. you dismiss it; the light must be out.

as you stumble forward in the darkness, hands out, feeling for obstacles, you are suddenly blinded by a bright light. you stagger backwards, hand in front of your face, as slowly a feminine figure stalks out from the light. Rarity struts toward you like a runway model on the catwalk, forcing you backward, continuing until you fall backward into one of the chairs. Rarity swings herself up onto you, straddling your lap. she pushes you down in the seat, breathing into your ear. "i'm sick and tired of these wretched kisses, darling. i demand the best, and i give it. so let's see if we can't teach you how to do it properly."

>>23636776
thatmakesmemoist.jpg

>>23636776

Yes maam.

>>23636776
Snarky, I colored that piece of crap, why'd you save it?

>>23636776

i really wish i had saved these when i wrote them the first fucking time. Applejack tiem.

it was a long day on the farm, with Big Mac hurt again. at least Applejack had you this time, though, to help her. which was good-- the poor girl would probably work herself to death if she thought she had to. you're dog tired as you drag yourself back to the farmhouse, eager for the free bed that the Apple family promised you in return for your help harvesting.

Applejack bounces up beside you, smiling. "howdy there, boyfriend!", she chirps. you grunt in acknowledgment. Applejack glares, her eyes narrowing as she zips in front of you.

"now, hold on there, Mister Testy. you're not gonna act like that on my farm. now, you said you wanted to help, and by golly, you will. and you will without making it miserable for the rest of us."

she continues talking to you, angrily walking forward as you back up, until you're pressed into one of the apple trees. "if you're so dang tired after a single day of work, why, then i guess you're too tired to enjoy this." Applejack grabs your head, bringing it down to hers, meeting you in a kiss. fireworks crackle in your head, a sudden surge of energy coming into your body. she tastes like, unsurprisingly enough, apples. she sighs into your mouth involuntarily. her hand moves up your leg, gliding to your crotch. your hand instinctively moves toward her hips, the other to her chest. she slaps your hands away, suddenly breaking you out of your reverie. "ah-ah, we can't have a big, strong man like you taking advantage of a poor, powerless girl like me out here in the wilderness, can we?"

she prances back to the farmhouse, looking over her shoulder and giggling. you grin, knowing that your bed will be a bit more crowded tonight.

>>23637192

>>23637192
oh my

>>23637192
Oh my!

>>23637192
I'll lurk in here Snarky if you're doing ALL of them!

>>23637394

I second that.

Please, go on Snarky.

>>23637192
I know you said you were doing all six of the main ponies plus Celestia and Luna, but what I'm wondering is if you could maybe, in addition, do either Trixie, Gilda, or Derpy

>>23637483
>Gilda...
SHUT UP!
I DON'T WANT THAT!
*is lying*

>>23636776

>Human Rarity
>Being dominate
>It's like all my fetishes are coming true.

>>23636776

human Rarity is so fucking hot

>>23637522
this thread needs more human Gilda. Her hair looks awesome.

my old ex actually had hair sort of like it, except more realistic, obviously. And instead of white and purple, it was black with bright red highlights.

It was sexy.

>>23636404
Nuh-uh.

>>23637579

agreed. more human rarity plz. while i am not sexually attracted to pony bodies (keep telling yourself that) I'm very very attracted to moderately bitchy divas with hearts of gold.

pic is from an older thread, anyone know the artist?

>>23637192

white Twilight is white. sadly.

studying is hard work, you think to yourself. still, if it helps you pass tomorrow's test, it will be worth it. Twilight could probably be of a bit more help, though. she's so intelligent, she's having trouble explaining.

she leans toward you, showing you her notebook. "alright, do you see how i got this answer?", she asks. you shrug. "this is important! you keep getting distracted. what's the deal?"

you tell her. the truth is, you've had a crush on her since you were in kindergarten together, all those years ago. and you were never brave enough to tell her, because she was so comfortable as your friend.

she stares at you, taken aback. "r-really? i-i-i like you too... um... so... w-what happens now? are we... um... boyfriend and... y'know... girlfriend?" you smile, nodding. she lights up.

"i read a book on this once. they said that the ENTIRE relationship for the woman is determined by the first kiss. so i think we should, um, go by the book on this one." she leans forward toward you, head on. your noses meet, and she pulls back. she tries again, and your teeth clack together painfully. she sits back, dejectedly. "oh, why bother? this can't work. it was stupid, this whole thing. i guess we--"

she is cut off as you bring her to you in a passionate embrace, your lips meeting. she struggles briefly in surprise, but she almost immediately melts into you. her hand presses against your chest, her other wrapping around your neck. she pushes off with her legs, falling forward onto you.

as you begin to kiss, her dexterous hands working on your jeans' zipper, her phone rings. you stop, knowing what the phone means: everything gets put on hold. she sits up on you, pulling it out of her pocket. she glances at it momentarily, then throws it out the open window, falling back onto you.

>>23637579

loved this ep

GODDAMN IT SNARKY.

DO BLOWJOBS NEXT OR SO HELP ME.

>>23637727

nice <3

someone IS screencapping these, right?

>>23637797

>>23637725
>>23637725

double agreed

>>23637725

That would be MegaSweet.

Then a skeleton popped out.

>mfw there still hasn't been another Applejack episode announced yet
>mfw she will not likely get another episode this season at all, as she is the least popular of the main cast

I am pleased to say that after I made revisions to the Writepony Awards, I've started to receive nomination entries! Hope they keep coming in, and thanks to you who've voted so far! Oh, and if anypony has a name for the whole thing that sounds less obnoxious than "Writepony Awards", please let me know.

Okay, because of all the complaints I've received about this, I'm simplifying it to see if anypony will become more interested in it. I'm destroying half of the categories, and replacing some of them. The categories in contention will now be:

Best Comedy
Best Grimdark
Best Shipping
Best Unfinished Story
Best Short Story

There will also be a category for Best Story, which will only be brought in during the voting phase. Stories that fall under Best Unfinished Story can also be considered for Best Comedy/Grimdark/Shipping. Short Story lengths are under the voters' decision.

Simply send an e-mail to writepony_awards@yahoo.com with a list of which stories you want under each category. Those with the most mentions will get nominated.

>>23637725
MS

>>23637985

>>23637944

awesome! I really like his art style!

Wallpapers time

>>23637727

yeah, sure. i'll do Celestia, Luna, Zecora, and Gilda. Trixie, if i figure out a scenario. yes, Gilda has an easier scenario than Trixie. deal with it. but for now, Pinkie Pie.

you knock confidently on the door, noting for the first time that the handle is carved to look like a Hershey's Kiss. maybe there is something to that, you wonder momentarily. you don't have much time to think, though, before the door opens and a shock of pink hair fills the doorway.

you pull your hand from behind your back, showing her the flowers you bought. she grabs them, squealing with delight even as she throws them aside, saving her joy at seeing you for your person. she jumps on you, wrapping her arms around your neck and her legs around your waist. she shifts her weight backwards, dragging you into the house, her leg extending suddenly, just barely kicking the door closed behind you as you are guided to the couch. you fall down on top of her, and she grunts and giggles.

Pinkie grabs your face, showering you with kisses, too fast for you to recognize or respond to. you stop her, forcing her down onto the couch. "hi!", she chirps at you, giggling again. you respond with a deep, passionate kiss, sinking into her and pushing her body even deeper into the couch.

>>23637722

I've seen better hats

on me

too much human, not enough pony in this thread


therefore I propose a question: Why does Bon Bon hate Derpy?

Topic for Discussion:
So any wonder why Celestia hate each other Rarity so much?
>She used the sun to burn off Rarity's Wings making her plummet.
>During Rarity's fall she could have easily stopped Rarity and the Wonderbolts before Rainbow Dash did.Celestia is magic.
>Also Rarity didn't bow to Celestia.

>>23637960
Actually, after asking my SO what they thought, it's not so much furry art as it is fawn art. The characters still have human faces and fingers, just with horns and hooves added in. They aren't as furry as actual furries, if you know what I mean.

I'd like to see the MLP characters like this too. I'll see what I can do.

>>23638044

omigosh plz do Rainbow Dash

>>23638021

You are really reaching Dino-Fag levels here, man.

This is getting ridiculous.

>>23638049

Crikey!

>>23638063
yay

>>23638063
u didnt correct the lil sparkles on TS's cutiemark, they'r still pink

>>23638059
Because she caught Lyra making eyes at her.

So what should I tackle next? A follow-up to Rocket To Insanity (Grimdark)? Or should I try for a hot and steamy AppleDash adult fiction?

>>23638121
it's trolling and copypasta.

>>23638049
I can think of something that would look even better on you.

Me.

>>23638059
Bon-Bon hates the mentally challenged.

Mocha Delight, did you see my colors after you asked?
body: grey
eyes: sunglasses
mane: brown
unshaven
clown nose
i hope i wasn't too late;_;

SO MUCH AWESOME. Someone just made this flash game. XD

http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=mlp%20fim&order=9&offset=72#/d398yy7

>>23638044
Do Derpy.

Because I love shitstorms.

>>23638079
You know how girls are when they hate each other. They do all kinds of shit towards one another in the most subtle and non-obvious way. They act like they're alright with one another in public, but once the backs are turned, it's fucking on.

>>23638021
Best shipping?

I nominate ButterscotchSundae's Swayback Mountain

You know, ponies probably aren't very good kissers, despite what the illustrious writepony would have you believe.

>>23638110
I am so excited for this you have no idea. But yeah, I think this is more fantasy than furry.

>>23638145
Not trolling, but yeah, copy-pasta for the most part. I'm not retyping it up every time; I doubt those who organized the Friend-off wrote it out each time as well.

>>23638121
Don't want to go that far; might as well quit while I'm ahead.

>>23638044
>>23637192
>>23637727
>>23636776

You have both of my full attentions.

>>23638166
LOL'd hard on this

>>23638014

aw, poor baby

>>23638178
Send an e-mail to writepony_awards@yahoo.com with your nominations for each category. But if you don't e-mail; noted!

>>23638182
for some reason, when I see Caramel's cutie mark, it reminds me of the USC logo.

>>23638187
Mocha?
>>23638151

>>23638129
Celestia damn it. Third time's the charm?

sorry, max.

oh pinkie don't cry

dash will make it all better

>>23638233
thankya sir!

yo does anyone have a link to that cupcakes fic?

>>23638187
>>23638187
Mocha! Mocha! Mocha!
I wanted to ask you if I can make a comic with your character? that would be so awesome!
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

>>23638264

One last wallpaper

good night!

>>23638182
They have long tongues though, and very short muzzles in this show. I think it works.

>>23638268

>>23638268
NOT NOW!
google it

>>23638286
whaa sure, I'm pretty open to anyone wanting to borrow Mocha Delight for stuff! By all means go for it!

any drawpony is up for a request?

>>23638187
I'll start looking into her style. Her work is so darling, I hope I can do it justice. We'll see.

I should be sketching out my final art project for this semester, but instead I've been drawing ponies. foreverfailingclass.jpg

So I keep trying to get Pinkie Pie's hair right.
I think I'm finally on the right track by aiming more to imitate the McDonald's toy hair.

>>23638357
I'm in the same boat. I should be working on a programming project, aWAHAHAHAHAHO

>>23638317

they are still ponies, they probably lick eachother anyway or something

its the thought that counts

>>23638021

Weren't you going to keep us updated on who the nominees were?

>>23638334
any idea for what could be good?

also you have more references? a DA or something?

>>23638397

>>23638143

do the rocket follow up

im curious if itll follow dash, or her friends trying to hunt her down or or something

>>23638357
Ahahahahaha, I should be working toooo but ponies is so much more appealing right now! I can't wait to see what you come up with!

>>23638390
I LOVE THAT LAUGH SO MUCH.

>>23638143
I say more love and less murder.

Animooted

Fluttershy was cheering the hardest for Rainbow Dash. OTP forever.

Snarky Bastard, where are the rest of the stories!?!?

>>23638455
me too

>>23638455

hear hear

>>23638408
Given I receive enough entries, nominations will be announced on Tuesday the 22nd.

No more kiss descriptions from Snarky? :(

>>23638417
Ideas.. hurrrm... I'm not sure, but then again I've had one to many drinks to be functioning properly. She makes drinks of ALL sorts to make other ponies happy and plays the saxophone in her spare time. Barista pony? Whatever they're called.

And sure, mocha's tumblr is in the email field! Lots of refs there!

>>23638463
It was like watching the jock football player with the cheerleader girlfriend.

>>23638458
the way the shadow goes under the left eye makes her look too puffy on heri face

>>23638044

Fluttershy: good, boring, and now, with the advent of what i like to call "Yaygate", good again.

Fluttershy always needed help with her animals. and today was no exception. it was always that damn rabbit, Angel-- you swear, if you didn't know better you'd have thought that that bunny was trying to murder you. he certainly wanted you to bleed, judging by how deep his teeth went when he bit you. Fluttershy is silent as she bandages your finger, quickly tying it off. before you can even thank her, she pecks you on the chin, pulling away immediately. she squeaks as you look at her, your hand going to your face. you ask her why she kissed you. "um... it's because i... i... well, i... like you." you look at her, amazed. "ilikeyoualotandihaveforawhilei'mreallysorry!"

she begins to hyperventilate, panicking. the poor girl thinks she's destroyed her chances with you, that she has offended you, that she's made you angry. you put your hand to her chin, and she instantly ceases her frenzied movement. she focuses all her attention on you. her entire being is waiting for what you are about to say.

you explain that you were surprised not that she kissed you-- you were surprised that a woman like her could be attracted to a man like you. now it's her turn to be taken aback, as she stares at you. she stays like that for almost a minute as you both wait for the other to move. then she jumps on you, pouring kisses onto your face. she pulls off your shirt, throwing it into the corner. she showers your chest with butterfly kisses, so light that you aren't even sure they've been planted. her hair sweeps across your chest, as she pins you to the ground. you'll stay like that for the whole night, most likely. you can't find a reason to object.

my original for Fluttershy was better. but oh well.

I like Pinkie and Twilight. They're both smart, it's just that Pinkie's is hidden by crazy.

>>23638110
drawfag here
wouldn't mind giving it a shot

Posting in this "new" general:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsCHIKTRYRk

captcha: element trigher

>The amount of fetish material in this thread

This is my favorite pony.

>>23638515
So much this. So much.

>>23638545
GET OUT.

Hey, just a quicky, anyone who happens to go to the derpyhooves.com, anyone have the problem of the new text in the middle of the main page being too far right? I have one report about it, but that's all I've heard in the past 24 hours. if you check and do have this problem, let me know your OS & browser.

Any drawfriends out there? /r/ing Pinkie Pie in a hospital bed surrounded by friends. Just got a good idea for a fic.
I think.

>>23638509
love it. what is it about fluttershy that makes her so clearly a top?

>>23637522

>Dat Gilda

One day I will find out who drew that awesome picture, then I will never stop pestering them to draw more Gilda. All day, erryday!

>>23638509

What was your original like?

>>23638574
You're sick, sick mind, probably.

I'm having trouble right now trying to decide if i should spend the night on Ponies or write.

I love you Snarky! Keep it up!

>>23638574
She's been becoming more assertive.

>>23637192
i'll be in my bunk

>>23638364
I haven't opened the ones I bought a week ago yet because I'm worried about how hard it'll be to get them to look how I want

>>23638574

The shy ones are always crazy in the sack

Also, I wanna advertise my silly Derpy short one more time.
It's about what happened at the Best Young Flyers competition.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-not-quite-best-flyer-in-equestria.html

>>23638288

MARK

>>23638178

I really appreciate the nomination, anon, but....

>>23638221

... I cannot accept it. I really don't want to come across as a prissy little bitch about this, but I'd prefer not to take part in the contest.

The fact that people actually read my heartbreakingly awesome works of staggering genius is enough for me.

But good luck to everyone who does want to enter it!

>>23638543
Oh god I lol'd hard

>>23638634

>>23638574

She talked down an attacking Dragon and made it cry.

>>23638325

Do you ever feel as though you created a monster?

nite bronies

>>23638509

>>23638128

Hmmm...

>One year of piano lessons.

>Old keyboard

>Somepony posted a guitar tab a few days ago.

>I could try it.

>Records terribly

Hey Maxie, I got you a music box.

The secret ingredient is

Friendship.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vWW2CpGcFvHvdQ9M1

20 "Green Isn't Your Color" TBA TBA March 18, 2011
Rarity hopes to get noticed as a designer with Fluttershy's help as a model for her dresses, but Fluttershy is the one who becomes the star.
ENOUGH WITH RARITY

>>23638574
Because the shy ones are always crazy in the sack once you get past that initial shyness.

>>23638648
uh?

>>23638689
You can never have enough Rarity.

>>23638658

>>23638637
>>23638637
This may help.
http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-Wash-and-Curl-My-Little-Pony-Hair
Also I recommend getting the smallest damn curlers you can buy. And for Celestia's sake, don't use hairspray!

>>23638701
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik

>>23638143
Yeah I would have to go with hot and steamy. gore can be hot and steamy too though

>>23638707

>>23638689

Whats the matter, too generous for you?

>>23638685
now i just want a full professional piano arrangement of winter wrap up

>>23636392
I raged about this in an IRC channel... how does Kim Jong Il see Fluttershy on that wall? It just isn't possible.

>>23638689

But I like Rarity. Even after this past episode with her being a Diva, I still like her.

>>23638644
DIPPY HOOVES.

>>23638685
Squeak, I have something I need to tell you....

Episode 21 "Old colts and new tricks" March 25, 2011
A new magician has arrived to Ponyville
, Twilight gets jealous and hurts her. Now it's up to Apollo to prove Fluttershy's innocence.

>>23637985
>>23638729
She popped out.

>>23638772
Apollo?

any artist takin request ??
id like to see big mac and applejack as
chris reinfield and sheeva from RE5
A++ if big mac is on steroids as chris

>>23638763

Yes?....

Pyramid Pony is Best Pony

>>23638644
That was a cute story.

>>23638721
>>23638707
>>23638658
what? maybe i want to go to bed soon. not yet, though

And here we go, lil doodle of Mocha trying to encourage Rainy Day into playing her saxophone.

>>23638748

I know I'm in the minority on this, but I liked diva Rarity. The outfit was really off the wall, but that was why I liked it so much.

>>23638795
Apollo?

>>23638705
>>23638722
>>23638748

Just saying it'd be nice to have more episodes with... uhm... THE REST OF THE PONIES?

>>23638818
Max made me a cupcake.
And I ate it.
It was good.

>>23638843

N-no....That can't be true! That's not true!!!!

I have two ideas for episodes.

"A Tree Grows in Fillydelphia" (Could be a two parter) - On an assignment from Princess Celestia, Twilight and Spike must spend a week visiting the city, with Twilight becoming homesick. It's up to the residents to make her feel at home.

"A Bird in the Hoof" - After accidentally ruining one of Fluttershy's important duties, Rainbow Dash tries to make it up to her by helping out with taking care of the animals. She ends up becoming attached to a sick hummingbird.

Sound good, sound bad?

>>23638870
It was just the one time!
But I thought you should know...

>>23638826

D'awww <3

>>23638843
Awesome story there.

>>23638689
20 "Green Isn't Your Color" TBA TBA March 18, <i>"2011
Rarity hopes to get noticed as a designer with Fluttershy's help as a model for her dresses, but Fluttershy is the one who becomes the star. "</i>

OH HELL YES. my otp! divatude, guilt, and hurt/comfort will ensue....

I hope they go into Fluttershy's heretofore unexplained passion for fashion. Shows that ponies can be into more than one thing (screw you, cutie mark).

>>23638826
I love the stuff you do

So, what's Fluttershy's thinkin about right here I wonder?

>>23638833

I like the fact that even when she was all diva'd up and Rainbow and her were told that only one more contestant could go out, she didn't ditch Rainbow and go out on her own.

>>23638826

Wow! That came out really well done. A most excellent picture! Those two are very cute together. I hope you find the time to color it someday.

>>23638689
It's really a Fluttershy episode. I approve!

>>23638911

The same thing Dash is thinking about right here.

>>23638906
WHat was up with her knowledge of stitching?

>>23638911
"You sure do have a purdy mouth..."

>tripfag love triangle

>>23638509

now, here's the most memorable one. i'm sure you all know it. say it with me, now...

DRUNKEN PARTY-GIRL DASH

damn, Pinkie knows how to throw great parties. everyone is here-- the Doctor, Scratch, Luna, even Derpy managed to find the house. and there's Rainbow Dash, talking with Gilda. you approach them warmly, and why not? you and Dash were kids together, skinning knees and getting into fights.

Gilda glares at you as you approach, and stalks off to sulk by herself. she's always been jealous of anyone having Dash's attention but her-- word is, she almost bit off the rest of the Six Pack's heads when they became competition. you ignore her and grin at Dash, who has clearly had one too many for tonight, with no signs of slowing down. "'zz bullshit'z wat'iz. 'm no dyke, 'mma bisezzual." you point out that she hasn't been seen in a romantic situation with any guy since she kissed a boy on a dare when you were twelve. "at dun' matter. 'ere, i'll prooooooove it to ya."

she grabs you roughly, forcing you into her. she kisses you, less a kiss and more an animalistic bite. she teeters unsteadily, unbalanced, as she falls forward into you, sending the two of you crashing to the floor. you kiss roughly on the floor, her wriggling on top of you. after about ten minutes of drunken bliss and the cheering of the crowd, she stands up, grabbing your hand and pulling you to your feet.

"see?" she asks. "tol'ja. not gay. bisezzual."

>>23638890

T-this is the second time....I'm not sure what to do... I need to be alone! *Sniff*

>>23638870
>>23638890
Also, I don't think it meant anything!
The secret ingredient was... oatmeal.

Guys, I really want to fuck a pony IRL. I want to paint it up like pinky pie and just go at it. Is this wrong?

>>23638806

>DUDE.jpg

Who drew that pic? Was it ottanta?

>>23638925
>>23638925
Who farted?

>>23638715
thank you! now I just have to figure out what to do with the saddles and animal friends I dont want

>>23638833

Rarity was a bro in that episode. She realized RD needed help, and she volunteered for a risky magical experiment just in order to help.

>>23638947

I was wondering the same thing. But I don't know. I saw the request earlier. It had a funny story to go with it.

>>23638946
nope, not at all

>>23638935
Hahaha. Though idly I wonder what she'd be like -without- the rampant inebriation.

>>23638933

Hey Lucid, wanna muffin I baked?

It's full of calories.

>>23638947

Yeah bro.

>>23638935
WHY?

>>23638951
then went all bitchy ass nigga on her bro

so i don't doubt that i'll run out of room before i can finish the next one, so here's the deal.

i'm gonna do Celestia, Luna, Gilda, Zecora, and Trixie. if you femanons have requests, i can probably figure something out. but, i'll do them in the next thread, because this one is on the fall.

>>23638946

>>23638949
dashneedstofartreallybad.jpg

>>23638946
Very, seek psychiatric help and stop trolling threads.

>>23638935

Why does this never happen to me at parties? They just get drunk and throw up on me ;_;

>>23638975

FUCK YES. Thanks for the info bro.

>>23636441
I have trouble imagining RD in romantic situations. All the porn/fan-fic stuff feels weird to me, so it's not like I'm going out of my way to make an effort, but RD in particular I have trouble imaging being romantically involved. She lives for being the fastest, and best athlete around. I wouldn't say she's self-absorbed, but it's hard for me to picture her becoming infatuated with someone else. Unless, of course she were to meet a strapping, young, equally athletic stallion.

Here's a story idea for you:

Twilight and Spike go round Rainbow Dash's house. Spike's nose gets tickled and he sneezes, torching the place, so Dash moves in with Twilight. Meanwhile, Derpy Hooves has been called up for stork duty. Hilarity ensues.

>>23638986

Side effect of the magic. Also, she apologized, was recognized by the god-queen, and got RD her big break.

If not for Rarity, RD would have been a big flop at the contest.

>>23638981
aww is rainbow upset from this news?

>>23638946
You're just a bachelor looking for a partner~

>>23639013

>>23638987

Yeah, how about you stop making these. They're cliched and cloying to boot.

>>23638971
Ooooooh muffin! Sure, thanks!

*eats muffin, collapses on floor moments after in an unconcious heap*

>>23638987

Tell me you'll do BJ's next.

Lie to me if you must. Put my mind at ease.

>>23638981
People wanna fuck my waifu. Isn't that just sick? Bastards, have some respect.

>>23639017
RD just seems to butch for me to imagine going out with anyone, unless she played the role of the man

any artists still awake this late? If anybody is interested it would be neat to draw a human Cheerilee, nobody has done that yet before

>>23639045
Don't listen to em Snarky, keep going

>>23639045

>>23639079

^ and dumbasses will be dumbasses

>>23639066

I'll take the case. I need to get back home first. I'm out of town right now. This time tomorrow should be good though.

>>23639066
i 2nd this specially 80´s cherilee

>>23639018
one earth pony does not simply walk into cloudsdayle, youd need a hot air baloon or pinky pies crazy pedal helicopter and the earth pony on clods spell

>>23638987
>No Derpy

THAT MY FRIEND IS BULLSHIT.

Heres a story:
Rainbow Dash goes to the store to buy some bread, she meets pony named Quick Check. She Gets her through the checkout line quickly and professionally.

>>23638987
Big Mac, Snips, Snails, Mr. and Mrs. Cake, Equestrian Royal Guard, Applebloom, Spike

>>23639079
a more relevant pic would be this

pic related

>>23639117

fair enough. but it's not like you have to read them. and yet, you apparently do. why is that?

>>23638689


So far, ignoring the pilot, the focus of episodes has been

Ticket Master - Ensemble
Applebuck Season - Applejack
Griffon the Brush Off - Pinkie Pie/Rainbow Dash
Boast Busters - Twilight
Dragonshy - Fluttershy
Look Before You Sleep - Applejack/Rarity (some Twilight)
Bridle Gossip - Applebloom/Ensamble
Swarm of the Century - Ensamble.
Winter Wrap Up - Twilight
Call of the Cutie - Applebloom
Fall Weather Friends - Applejack/Rainbow Dash
Suited For Success - Rarity
Feeling Pinkie Keen - Pinkie Pie/Twilight
Sonic Rainboom - Rainbow Dash/Rarity.

And the upcoming episodes

Stare Master - Fluttershy/CMC
Show Stoppers - CMC
A Dog and Pony Show - Rarity
Green Isn't Your Color - Rarity/Fluttershy.

At 5 episodes out of the first 20 (3 of which are shared), Rarity isn't really dominating.

Hm. How many episodes does each pony focus in or share the focus with somebody else?

Rarity - 5
Applebloom - 4
Applejack - 3
Fluttershy - 3
Twilight - 3
Rainbow Dash - 3
Pinkie Pie - 2 (3 if you count Swarm of the Century)

It looks like the ponies are getting about equal representation.

>>23639063

>RD just seems to butch for me to imagine going out with anyone

Same here man, it just doesn't register in my brain.

Does anybody else have a feeling that the next episode will be dangerous for people with diabetes?

It's Flutter... And the Cutie Crusaders...

>>23639134
That is sick and disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself!

>>23639134
>>23639134
not possible, she would attempt to do a double super backflip and ruin the store in the process

Aww, nobody? Can anyone provide at least Pinkie Pie in a hospital bed? Or just a bed? Something? I'd like to slap an image on my new fic.

>>23639179
BRING IT ON!

>>23639122

Did you ever get around to Lyra making pudding at 4:00am with BonBon man?

>>23639048

I'm glad you enjoyed it, Lucid. Don't you know you are my very best tripfag.

>>23639134
I'LL TAKE THE CASE!

>>23639122
>MS human Cherilee
even though I was already going to be on, now I really am

>>23639179
I'm ready!

>>23639170

I can see the sort of girl who gets smashed and sleeps with an old friend awkwardly and thinks nothing of it without realizing that old friend has had a crush on her since 4th grade and thinks she's serious. Rainbow Dash seems the youngest of all of t hem and probably seems romantic relationship is dorky and is more interested in the occasional one night stand to blow off steam

>>23639200

>>23638873

Those could be pretty good. The second one would definitely showcase Dash's loyalty. Could be epic.

>>23639200

I cant find a single image with pinkie in a bed, sorry bro.

>>23639214

Was just about to get on it before the unexpected trip. I'll take care of both tomorrow. Fear not.

Alright. I'm off now. Later, bros.

>start writing sequel to Forever is Forever
>get depressed
>don't want to write

Shit sucks.

>>23639226
And now we take him to Pinkie Pie.

>>23639200

Those fapfic stories were actually pretty cool. I'd draw you a picture if I could man, believe me. My ability to draw is ho-hum at best, awful at worst though.

>>23639181
I'm working on a sequel... In it Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie get together to buy some sugar and then bake a pie. Quick Check serves the same role.

>>23639255
Fuck yeah! Thank you.

>>23639169
More dash of twilight plox. Most episodes starring her are my favs.

80's Cheerilee: Young, carefree party girl
Schoolteacher Cheerilee: Wistfully remembers her youth. Very kind and friendly but wishes she was still in the discotheque

>>23639066
>>23639124

Ditto, I am amazed that no one has ever drawn a humanized Cherilee.

Especially 80´s Cherilee.

>>23639165

Because I thought they would be decent, but they aren't and they're not getting any better.

Can you point me to the new general?

Is there somewhere I can watch this online?

>>23639179
i'm ready

>>23639279
Well, I've got a lot on my plate (And thanks for the thought anyway, brony) and I decided to hit up some Pinkie Pie grimdark. I'll try and have it posted on Equestria Daily.

>>23638650
I predicted this would happen.

>>23639305

just made new thread. >>23639328

>>23639318

Everything you'll need is right in here man.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/

>>23639318

I don't care how new you are, to know the show's title but not even see if it's on Youtube first is just silly. The videos don't have disguised tags or titles, they're all there.

>>23639295

Hey, are there any characters around the same age as Cherilee?

>>23639337
I made a new thread two.

TWO THREADS ENTER, ONLY ONE SURVIVES
>>23639366
>>23639366
>>23639366

>>23638716
I think I just laughed myself sober!

And I now understand where the whole Mark thing comes from.

>>23639397
And this one isn't even at bump limit, oh dear.

>>23639200

go here:
>>23639408

>>23638151
annnd done! wow I can't believe I did this as clean as I did lol

It just occurred to me that, after dropping out of College, Rainbow actually exiled herself to Ponyville (She's from Cloudsdale initially). I guess the shame of failing hurt a lot more than even the latest ep let on.

>>23639319
You like the CMC? I know you like Applebloom

>>23639270
>>23639270
>>23639270
>>23639270

Dude I almost had tears reading that. I literally just finished it. Your writing is beautiful.

no pic available for how I felt while reading that.

>>23638935
Later, Gilda shivs you in the alley.

man i bet fluttershy gives pretty sweet wingjobs

Bumping for bump limit

>>23639495
Why thank you! I swear, I never expected it to take off like it has.

Bampan for bamp limit

>>23639583

it was glorious, youve got enough comments on there already im sure but wow, that story was impressive

Bompan for bomp limit

>>23639270
challenge;
write something with the same emotional impact
with no shipping whatsoever

>>23639707
But...but I'm only good at unrequited love stories...

>>23639707

shipping was in the first one and it turned out amazing.

why, you didn't like it in the story?

>>23639762
Well that's never going to change if you keep telling yourself that.

So stop being a bitch and try something new.

>>23639762

do whatever works for the sake of the story

please dont limit yourself on this next one

>>23639786
There's just so little AppleDash out there even though it was practically the first pairing to come out of the show. Most of my motivation comes from just making more AppleDash stuff.

>>23639830
Oh, I'm not. There's going to be very little shipping(probably). These fictions write themselves, really. I don't start with a plot in mind or anything so we'll see how it goes.

>>23639837
Well I'm all for more AppleDash. It was my fav pairing from back in the day, too. But don't limit yourself as a writer for the sake of a ship.

But hey, if you honestly feel you've got a killer idea that can only be executed with AppleDash, then don't let me stop you.

Well, here it is. Some random-ass grimdark that came from my shower.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fh-uIWilyjOfFyx8mBH9yv5eF1X5XNUW3XJ_sA4apho/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CNC97nY

>>23639951

Neat. I'll read it.

>>23639951

what kind of showers are you taking?

>>23640027
Ones where he thinks about people getting sudden, violent, and instantly deadly diabetes.

>>23639951

Well that was pretty depressing man. Gave me a little tug on my heart-strings, that's for sure. I'm curious what the yellow book was for though

>>23640100

>the yellow pages

>>23640078
Although I probably didn't hint it well, the implication was that she had Diabeetus for a while now.