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Imagine you are in Equistria, but don't know how to approach the pony of your dreams!! Fear not, because anon is here to help. Just take the pony of your choice and a heap of pick-up lines are provided.
Apple Bloom: • Hey little girl. I know a way you can get your cutie mark, it's in my unmarked van. • I'm an expert on girls, and I know you're too cute for words.
Derpy: • Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick! • *offer her your hand* Would you mind holding this while I go for a walk and talk about how beautiful you are? • You say, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
Apple Jack: • Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. • You sound like you're from down south. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
Twilight Sparkle: • If you were a library book, I would check you out. • You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! • Hi, I'm astronomer and I've been sent by the department to examine a heavenly body named XGY8... 6... 9'er... Er, wait. That heavenly body is you! • Hey babe, do you read alot? cause you just read my heart. • You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me! • Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Fluttershy: • I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug? • If I followed you home, would you keep me? • Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine? |