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“Oh d-dear, oh dear,” said Fluttershy in alarm. “I’ll just go get the first aid kit and clean that up…”
Twilight turned on the pink-maned Pegasus pony, her face black with rage. “Of course you will, won’t you! Little-miss-I’m-the-Element-of-Kindness, I’m so kind and nice and gentle and…. YOU MAKE ME PHYSICALLY SICK!” As Fluttershy jumped back, shivering at Twilight’s violent outburst, the unicorn pony continued her harangue, stumbling towards the others. “YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK!” She pointed at each of the horrified ponies in turn. “You, Rainbow Dash!” she cried. “I’ve been meaning to tell you this for a long time. I KNOW it’s YOU who’s been spying on me while I’m in the shower….”
Dash stepped back from the livid unicorn pony, a guilty smile on her blushing face. “Ah…um… You’ve got that all wrong, Twilight Sparkle…. It’s not like that at… uh…”
“I saw you hovering outside my window!” Twilight snarled. “Who else is it going to be? FLUTTERSHY?”
The others looked at Fluttershy, whose ears were folded back in fear.
“And you, Pinkie Pie,” Twilight lunged over to where Pinkie was still smiling cluelessly. “YOU have the gall to say I have a drinking problem? You, a pony with an obvious eating disorder who is clearly on DRUGS!”
Pinkie tilted her head quizzically. “Bugs?”
“DRUGS!” screamed Twilight.
Applejack approached her tentatively, a nervous smile on her face. “Now, Twi, I know yer a might annoyed at the mome-“
Twilight glared at her. “Oh, thanks for your concern, AJ!” she said in a voice dripping with irony. “Are we going to be treated to some of your trade-mark HONESTY? I can’t wait!” |
