http://www.youtube.com/user/MAST3RLINKX

Low quality, updated quickly:

http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony

High quality, updated slowly:

http://www.youtube.com/user/MAST3RLINKX#g/c/24AE1F816423DF1A

pretty please?

I'm sure you're just trolling, since you're not asking in the MLP thread, but just in case:

http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony

Oh look, somebody posted my GIF on tumblr

>>23548095
>>23548077
>>23548070
Thank you!

And no, not trolling. Had a bad day and need some cheering up.

>>23548160

to be honest the BEST way to watch the series is to skip the first 2 episodes for later, start off with 'Dragonshy', then 'Applebuck Season' and then start the series normally

>>23548199
Thanks for the input, but my OCD won't let me. :3

>>23548199

The first episode(s) set up too much about the world to be saved, I think. But this banter really belongs in the general; would really appreciated it if you moved there and stopped bumping this.

Dad, there's this thing called youtube Dad.

>>23548022

never heard of youtube?

protip:
Youtube.com/user/mylittlepony1080p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQ_d78feMA
Also watch this when you get withdraws.

wow Bronies. Someone wants to join your retarded Magical Friendship Retard Fest. Why are you being assholes to him?

>>23548022
http://www.mediafire.com/toofewcartoons

here,if you want to download full episodes

>>23550399
Because if you wanna join this herd, nigga better be ready to shed blood.

doctor whoove is doctor who,but he solves things off screen,and we will never know what those things are. also his phone booth broke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQ_d78feMA&feature=feedf

>>23550464
This male pony doesn't have hooves like Bic Macintosh?

/co/ prepare your stomachs, they will be laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik

>>23550837
Big Mack is a Clydesdale.

That beta fucker, is just a doctor.

>>23550844
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik

so many derps. i dont know what to do...

>>23550844

thank you I was looking for this.

god damn it just gets better every time.

>>23550844
Awesome, combines 2 videos I love

i love ponies sooooooooo much :D

>>23550898
>>23550898
yessssss.
Big Mack's feather makes me hot.

>>23550844
holy shit I'm in tears laughing

I submit this for review. This is the first thing I have written in a LOOONG time.
Please note, I do not claim to have any sort of fantastic word weaving prowess. I am just submitting this for review.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QeM08GboDLgSUcs3eIm-mcXPLrP6B0zAPkzldU7oxC0/edit?hl=en&pli=1
#

>>23550399
hes right being a brony is about love and friends ship, not being an asshole

btw just search my little pony fim

OH GOD IM WATCHING THE FIRST EPISODE NOW


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>23550464
is that a legit off cannon pony?

>>23551206
>>23551206
don't watch any further. it's a shitty and cliche kiddie cartoon

>>23550844
Moon base alpha is a Unreal 3 powered game
IN THEORY it's easy to make custom models for.....
we need moon pony alpha

>>23551222

>>23551222
ok then.

What's goin' on in this thread guise

can we have an eclipse pony mmo pretty please?

>>23551222
you obviously havent watched it in depth

>>23551222

OK first scene with that pink one.

Cool animation, not completely retarded.

How come it's on youtube and copyrighters have not gone nuts and got the channel blocked or removed?

>>23551222
has anyone noticed his trips?
i mean hes an asshole, but i give him props.

>>23551271
>How come it's on youtube and copyrighters have not gone nuts and got the channel blocked or removed?

'cause Hub sees it as free publicity, according to the show's creator.

>>23551271
Haha now an Applejack fan

>>23551271
because the creator is one of us, and shes totaly cool about it

>>23551279
And the creator and directors look at sites like this and roll in money.

Not that I care, as long as they keep my cold, black heart warmed.

>>23551244
The show is terribly forced and unengaging to anyone with half a brain cell. How could people compare this to PPG?

>>23551281
First encounter Rainbow Dash and she tries to suprise buttsex.

You now realise that Gummy is not just an ordinary alligator, but actually a baby Deinosuchus.

Pic related.

>>23551305
Hardly roll in money. MLP is a really cheap production even for a kids' cartoon, according to Faust.

>>23551327
Everybody knows dinosaurs never existed. Just ask Pinkie Pie.

>>23551335
Cheap production does not mean it gets a lot of fans, fans = money.

>>23551271
plus the show is primarily depending on toy sales for revenue, and the 18-34 demo that uses Youtube is worth much more in general advertising than children are.

>>23551345
>>deinosuchus
>>a dinosaur

Lrn2wiki idjit

>>23551357
I was talking about the dinosaur in the pic. The bible said there were big crocodiles, but never mentions dinosaurs.

>>23551351
>fans = money
wat

>>23551364
It mentions dragons, though, IIRC. Which obviously means dragons existed.

Just watched an episode(Introductions or whatever).

You have to be kidding me. That was...lame.

REALLY lame.

>>23551345
Deinosuchus is actually a huge prehistoric crocodile.

It's basically to crocodiles what Celestia is to ponies: the great grandaddy of all alligators, crocodiles, gavials and whatever crocodylidae you can think of.

>>23551206

ahaha UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

at the ponyhouse

gonna watch some more after some math homework

>>23551373
told ya

>>23551335
Really? But it looks so much better than 90% of the other cartoons you see today.

Pic unrelated

>>23551335

It certainly does show, sadly, and I hope that the show's popularity results in just a *little* increase in budget.

But you know, I can't be critical about it. When I watch the show, I'm too excited to just be there, and when I think about it, I'm too chill.

Thanks for exiling your MLP fans over to /b/.

Its hilarious having fun at their expense, especially the namefagging ones.

Never seen such a crowd of insecure, affirmation dependant queers in my entire life :D

Namefagging on /b/. Much lollage is ensuing.

YES badass black pony

>>23551383
>>23551327
Adult Spike vs. Adult Gummy. I called it.

My money's on Spike: a prehistoric alligator may compete in size, but Gummy can't breathe fire.

>>23551394
Yes, it looks better than shows with bigger budgets because it's a labor of love.

>>23551394
;_; This happened, I know it did.

Morning all, I see the archive is up and running again, also heres a Linkboard.

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/co/ Thread Locator & Archive
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral

Please check locator before starting a new thread.
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Youtube Channel with episodes
SQ: http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony
HQ: http://www.youtube.com/user/MAST3RLINKX#grid/user/24AE1F816423DF1A

Download links for episodes: http://tinyurl.com/mlpfimentos

Community Wiki: http://mlp.wikia.com

Pony shoes:
http://www.zazzle.com/bashamo/gifts?cg=196657557626152945

MLP /co/ Blog: http://equestriadaily.com
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Once a new one is established a link to it
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Please only post Generals on /co/

General Images needs to be posted in the
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Could somepony please post Fluttershy being afraid of her own shadow?

dont like it? ignore it,cant ignore it? go to hell

>>23551412
The Secret of NIMH is a good example of this. Half the budget of The Fox and the Hound, but stomps it from an animation perspective

>>23551327
>birds
>dinosaurs
>in the same pic

>>23551480

>>23551491

>>23551491

>>23551528
>archeopteryx

>>23551327
>seagulls

>>23551491
Birds ARE dinosaurs, silly filly!

>>23551539
It's a fanfic of scientific research. It's not canon.

>>23551498
Thanks!

>>23551544

>>23551552
I hate how they rebooted gravity in the 20th century. Fucking bullshit if you ask me. Now they're going to do ANOTHER reboot. Fucking hacks.

>>23551539
>artistic licence, how does it work?

Why did I waste my time on this?
I demand answers.
You promised better.

MLP always sells loads to children. But this time I actually think it is going to be a success. Since they're going to sell loads more episodes and toys thanks to this. I'm already buying the iTunes episodes, because at least individually, they're dirt cheap. And if they produce some DVDs, I'll lap them right up.

Honestly, this isn't a big deal if it becomes a hit will adults, though. This periodically happens. Remember how many adults went nuts over Beanie Babies?

>>23551579
>opinions

>>23551574
I'm all for artistic license, brony. Just pointing out that their archeopteryx doesn't prove shit.

>>23551581
>Remember how many adults went nuts over Beanie Babies?
You mean fat, loveless women? They already stated that they don't like the new "anime mice" design.

>>23551590
Oh no, not that easy.
You promised me amusement dammit.
Three fucking hours I wasted.
Where's the amusement asshole.
WHERE IS MY GODDAMN AMUSEMENT

Honestly I'd like a return of more shared elements because Dungeons and Dragons and MLP. I liked the first season. It's why I loved it as a kid. Sort of thing was right up my alley.

>>23551508

G1 My Little Pony shared a fair amount of the same people as the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon. Thus certain aspects were shared between the two.[/Spoiler]

This is why unicorns can teleport in both D&D and MLP, and why this feature is shared between the two and almost nothing else.

[spoilers]MFW I found this out[/spoilers]

>>23551567
>>23551552

Morning scionies, /r/ing a fanfic of Newton and Einstein kissing. That would be so cuuuuute. Hugs. <3

>>23551601
>Three fucking hours I wasted.
You watched The Ticket Master, Applebuck Season, Griffon the Brush Off, Boast Busters, and Dragonshy and found none of them entertaining?
>opinions

>>23551407
>>implying that Gummy won't have the upper hand under water

>>23551582
As a fa/tg/uy, I'm okay with this.

>>23551623
They were insipid. It was awful. I want my fucking time back. I could've spent it getting drunk, and it would've been substantially more fun.
You fuckers talked about this shit like it was the second fucking coming, and it sucked. Every goddamn second was a waste (except Spike, he was actually kind of neat a few times).
I want my goddamn time back. You took it from me, and I want it back. Gimme.

>>23551644
You have horrible taste and you deserve to suffer.

>>23551644
Calm down.

Let me guess: you love men in tights who can save the world because they were given powers.

>>23551644
...I...

I don't think I can give time...

It's sort of nebulous concept.

Maybe if we had Dr. Who...

>>23551655
Nope. Not even close. I actually like cute things.
This was not cute, it was insipid.

>>23551644
I don't share your feelings, but I felt you needed this.

>>23551644
...Huh.

Well, my theory that no one can hate Spike at least abides.

>>23551644

Maybe you should watch the first two episodes while shitfaced. That got me and a few of my friends really into the show.

>>23551644
Calm down bro.

>>23551621
The air smelled of old men and ointment with a hint of sulphur. Isaac ran his coarse fingers on Albert's abundant wrinkles, sinking his finger tips in the white, thinning hair. With a thick smack, Albert opened his mouth, barely containing his false teeth, and placed his lips on Isaac's sweaty cheek. Isaac blushed and moaned softly.

>>23551671
I can find a use for that.

>>23551681
some gayfags made the same suggestion when they wanted me to try anal sex..

>>23551697
You know, even dead scientists were young once.

>>23551644

sorry guy

>>23551680
He's a draconic Dude.
He abides.

>>23551702
Glad I could help.

>>23551681
I think I have better ways to waste whiskey.
Specifically, listening to Ernie Ford sing Sixteen Tons on repeat.
...Fuck you, I'll live my own life in my own way.

>>23551725
isn't that song about mining though?

what's the sense of listening to it?

>>23551608
Strike 2, mate.

What I want to know why is Spike Twilight's personal slave?

>>23551736
I like it. And I'm a miner. I operate a boring drill. ...Not that the drill is boring, like dull, it's a drill that bores big holes. Which isn't to say it makes holes bored...
Look, it makes big holes in rock.

>>23551644
yeah like drinking isn't throwing your life away enjoy your liver failing on you

>>23551743
She owns a vorpal dagger.

>>23551752

Why ya gotta knock drinking?

It's how I enjoy poni.

;_;

>>23551757
>comparing anything to Batman on /co/

>>23551752

Underaged b& spotted.

>>23551737
>10/10
That doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>23551758
Because youngfag doesn't realize people can sometimes get drunk for fun without being a raging alcoholic.

Too many afterschool specials.

>>23551779
>drunk for fun

seek medical help before you hurt someone, buddy.

>>23551758
im pure straight edgd,no smoking,drinking or tattoos,you drinkers and smokers are killing yourselfs by doing that stuff

>>23551743
Spike is essentially the Equestrian equivalent of a Janissary - taken from his home as a child, enslaved as a magistrate and soldier. Twilight is a member of the Royal Court. Clearly, Spike is in her service until he's old enough to serve as part of the dragons in the Equestrian military. Right now he's just gaining experience.

>>23551670
Then try Ruby Gloom.

It isn't ponies, but its just as cute. Though not as awesome.

>>23551327
You just can't trust that little monster

>>23551779
>>23551768
you wish,ive seen how much damage smoking and drinking can do to you,im 19 pure straight edge and i love the ponies

Celestia laughs at your problems.

>>23551796
Good enough for Applejack, good enough for me.

>>23551825
Please don't say 'straight edge'.

>>23551825

Keep your way of life to yourself then. Straight-edgers are as bad as vegetarians and vegans.

>>23550844
WTF DID I JUST WATHCINGED

>>23551799
Hey man, 26 here, I don't smoke, I only drink socially, and I don't have any tattoos, but you need to let go of your superiority trip. You are not better than other people because they smoke or drink or get tattoos. Most of them are even better than you, I'd guess purely by normal distribution.

>>23551825
Ugh, 'straight edgers'. You have to be trolling. I have trouble believing anyone so self-absorbed can enjoy pony.

>>23551826

first the dropping out of the sky and then the laughing!

>>23551777

>>23551799

> MFW people e-brags about being healthy and awesome on 4chan.

>>23551805
Eh. I found it too derivative of earlier work. Cute enough I suppose, but rather boring.
Maybe I'm just old.

>>23551837
huh? anyway i actually can eat fruit or vegetables without them burning the hell out of my stomach,dont know why though

>>23551799
>>23551825
>straight edge
Also known as 'no fun allowed'
I can drink without being a drunk
I can enjoy a smoke to relax
I can even smoke a joint once in a while if it's passed to me, though I'd never pay for it myself
Straight edge is for people with no self control who feel the need to view the rest of the world as lacking the same self control they should have, so feel the need to foist their bullshit on others
If it works for you, fine, but don't be a knob

Oh no, I had a glass of wine last night.

I'm a drunk now and my liver is destroyed.

I should've been straight edge.

I feel like drawing Pony.

Just a quick sketch or two. Any requests?

>>23551854
im not like CM punk,he insults the straight edge,he isn't even pure straight edge,id bash his head in with his own arm if i could

So what do you guys think of Eurobeat Brony's new mix?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MunCk4b6ofM

I feel shitty. I spent Valentines watching MLP after a break up. It did the utter opposite of cheering me up. Bad day. Been depressed ever since. Help me?

>>23551913
Oh god I just got this.

>>23551921
Watch less poni.

Get date.

Have revenge sex.

>>23551921
Sorry to hear that, dude. Breakups are tough, and no amount of pony can immediately fix that. Stay close with your friends and family, and you'll be feeling better before you know it.

>>23551921
Maybe grow a pair of stones Sally.
Just a suggestion.

>>23551913

Damn, I had a few ideas the other day but nothing comes to mind now.

>>23551915
I think he's a furfag and his music is bland at best.

>>23551913

Rainbow Dash trying to apologize to Zecora, and its not working out.

>>23551921
1. Suck less
2. Watch fewer cartoons, they cut into time you could be sucking less
3. Find a revenge lay just to show you don't need whoever anymore
That's how you do it.

Straight Edged people on a nutshell.

>>23551915
It's really good! Reminds me somewhat of those DDR remixes

>>23551921
If you want to bitch and moan, take it to /adv/

We don't need your depression in our happy pony thread

>>23551889
*i actually cant eat fruit or vegetables without them burning the hell out of my stomach

>>23551893
i know how to have fun without getting drunk or getting high,everyone thinks CM punk is the picture of the straight edge,fuck no,he basically insults all os straight edge by say he is straight edge,

>>23551955
But DDR remixes suck.

>>23551957
Friendship is magic.

Be friendly.

>>23551913
this with ponies

>>23551871
You definitely are old. MLP I can understand to be an acquired taste, but RG ?

Maybe you need try something more relevant to your age.... like Garfield without Garfield.

>>23551913
Something cute and funny, please.
Anything cute and funny.

Maybe something ridiculous with Derpy, like her delivering a baby or something.

>>23551913
How about a sequel to this pic (>>23551946)
in which a pony shows up and invites Zecora to dance? I was thinking Derpy, but Trixie and Apple Bloom come to mind too.

>>23551963
Friendship isn't magic survival. It's an evolutionary response to the need to build more cohesive tribal units to enhance chances of survival.

Jumping into this conversation for the hell of it.


I dont smoke and I rarely drink. The latter is for the most part because I dont particularly enjoy alcohol much beyond sweet wine (and since being diagnosed with type 1.. that's pretty much off the menu anyway).

I dont particularly like being drunk either,. I dont find the experience enjoyable, in fact when I'm drunk I tend to feel miserable, but I dont begrudge any of my friends for their own drinking

I eat fairly healthy, but not majorly so... but I've at least kept on top of the carbs and such since the diabetes

Am I a 'straightedge'?

>>23551967
I'm only 25. And I hate Garfield, and all parodies related. Davis is a bloody hack.

>>23551975
Dawkinfaggot detected.

>>23551960
Not all of them, though I can agree that many of them tend to sound the same

>>23551975

>>23551980
If you're not a self righteous twat about it to others, you're not straight edge.

>>23551825
>straight edge

>>23551963

Friendship is magic, depression is not

you want my remedy for depression? Porn, and lots of it.

>>23551994

>Starship Ponies
>Applebloom doing her part

>>23551921

If MLP didn't cheer you up, there's no fucking helping you. We need to take you out back and shoot you, I'm afraid.

>>23551985
I think he's a self-important ass head. It is a simple fact though that friendship is an evolutionary response to the need to form larger cohesive units to protect and strengthen the species. It's not magic.

>>23551974
>>23551946
I.... Don't know the background to this pic. Sorry.
>>23551969
Derpy delivering a baby. I assume you mean like a stork. Sure, I can do that

>>23551825
Thread derailed, troll 120% successful.

10/10

wtf?!

straight edge?!

in a Poni thread?!

wha what!

/fit/ is that a way---->

>>23551871
>mfw you don't like Ruby Gloom

I'm kidding, if it's not your thing, that's okay. :)

>>23552015

Straight edge?

How the fuck can you enjoy this without weed? Or at least booze?

You just suck.

>>23552016
It's just Zecora at one of Pinkie Pie's parties, feeling socially awkward due to being surrounded by ponies and no other zebras.

>>23552016

You should do Derpy delivering the wrong baby to the wrong mother

>>23551975
>It's an evolutionary response to the need to build more cohesive tribal units

You got it wrong, evolution doesn't work that way. Friendship, or one aspect of pack behavior, is a selected trait because it is beneficial for survival. Evolution doesn't "respond" to needs, instead, changes that result in better survival are the ones that persist.

>>23552015
Your friends must take great comfort knowing you view them in such a colourless fashion.

>>23552035
Deliver it to a dude. And Derpy doesn't get why that's a problem.

>>23552016

Yeah, the pic didn't have anything to do with my suggestion. I just wanted to post it. My bad.

>>23551980
eating healthy doesn't go to being straight edge,if you do 1 of the 3 you base straight edge(smoking,drinking and getting tattoos),if you do none of the 3 you pure straight edge

>>23552009
Someone should really draw this. I've only been up for an hour and a half and I already know that this is going to be the best thing I'm going to hear all day.

>>23551980
Is your head a phallus?
If not, I'm afraid you're not allowed to be straight edge.
You have to be a dickhead to qualify.

I watch AND enjoy this show without the help of booze. :(

>>23552048
You're gonna hate hearing this but... the horse's back leg's knee is too bent.

>>23552035

Derpy delivering a red earth Pony to a couple of blue unicorns, then the father dashes all the way to Sweet Apple Acres and punches Big Macintosh in the jaw.

>>23552020
they started the derail,couldve ignore it

>>23552072

Tell it to the guy who drew it.

>>23552016
Awesome, I look forward to it.

You classic cartoons style is great for the little ponies.

>>23552089
Go straight to hell Kaziklu. No need for nazi pedophiles.

>>23552034
Pinkie Pie said there was cake for everypony.
Zecora isn't quite sure how to react.

>>23552020
Thread isn't derailed if people actually like the conversation.

>>23552079

And the faggot could've not vented his dumbass opinion outside /fit/ where he belongs.

>>23551969
Here you are

>>23552075
Why would he do that? It'd have all the effect of punching a tree that is made out of a mountain. How can he even reach? Big Macintosh is HUGE.

Zecora wondering why she has a Malian symbol when zebras don't live that far north. All them blackie horse-things are the same.

>>23551921
Ponies, much like drinking, is more fun with friends.

Try hopping on synctube and chatting with some bros.
http://www.synchtube.com/r/Yaridovich

>>23551915

...I LOVE IT! <3

Don't watch the show.

Just watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik&feature=player_embedded

Now you got a general idea of what its like.

>>23552032
2 words: sleep deprivation,it allows you get high without damageing your body physically,but mentality it can fuck you up. applejack can tell you

>>23552096

Haters gonna hate.

>>23552106
Cute and funny, just what I needed!

You're awesome! Thanks.

>>23552106

What's in the sack?

I cant make it out... is it poni?

>>23551799

I was straight edge for about five years. The no drugs, no alcohol, no random sex, no smoking... that kind of discipline is really awesome to foster.

>>23552133
Looks like Twinkie Pinkie.
Hope she likes birds.
Or maybe griffons.

>>23552112
Technically, it's also Congolese, and the Congo does have zebras in the very south...though it's a northern Congolese symbol in that instance anyway...

>>23552129
>implying you're blond and muscular

>>23551799

>tattoos

How do tattoos kill you?

Not that I'm ever going to get one myself simply because I dont trust my own judgement... I KNOW I'd hate the thing 5 minutes after getting it

>>23552154
Shame and regret. No one has ever failed to eventually regret a tattoo.

>>23552135
>Wouldn't know the first thing about procuring drugs
>Not that good with women
>don't have any friends to drink with
>too poor to afford a smoking habit

This straightedge thing is easier than it looks

>>23552133
Yup. Baby poni

>>23552102

im >>3551825
and >>23551825
ive been to /fit/ before,i got a gay feeling when i was there went right out.
just keep posting ponies

>>23552153

Muscular, somewhat. Blonde, nope.

Can't a guy post a pony pic without random bullshit?

>>23552106
I love the determined look on her face by the way.
It says to me:
I will not mess this up. I will not mess this up!

>>23552163
Yeah, like how my grandpa regretted his Marine Raider tattoo so much he had it etched on his tombstone.

>>23552179
Not when it's you. And you're a doughy fat wannabe Aryan who idolizes people who would have seen you as genetically inferior.

Anyway, thanks again for the Derpy pic!

Y'all have fun with... whatever it is you're doing.

>>23552154
ink under the skin

...I want Big Mac playing a fiddle in the Devil Went Down To Georgia scenario... How he would operate a fiddle is beyond me.

>>23552118
>Implying long term sleep deprivation is somehow better than consumption of alcohol.

lol

ION: I love ponies and my friends are now plotting against me for it. How do I best show them the magic?

>>23552205
Devil should be a griffon.

>>23552107

Then for comedy effect, let's say that Papa unicorn unleashes a flurry of wussy punches on Big Macintosh's jaw, while the big guy just blinks and stares without understanding what's going on.

Meanwhile, somehwere else, Derpy is delivering a blue unicorn to a couple of red earth ponies and the angry dad zips away to pummel a certain male blue unicorn...

>>23552154
I think you get get hepatitis C or aids if you get a tattoo from a shady person who reuses their needles. I had a friend back in high school whose mom ran a tattoo parlor, and the health regs for it were actually fairly intense.

But I think the straightedge disapproval of tattoos might be more the hating of something that is indicative of outgoing or adventuresome personality traits. People who drink / smoke / get more sex than I do have tattoos, therefore all people with tattoos have no self control and I hate them. Or something like that.

>>23552165

U mad bro?

(Capacha: That Newbbtay)

Hey guys, considering this line of talk...

Out of the mane cast, who do you think would be the most 'straightedge?'

I think it'd be Rainbow Dash

>>23552244
No one is enough of an utter douche weasel.

>>23552259
I don't get it

>>23552269
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faust

>showed someone "Winter Wrap Up"
>"Why would you think I'd be interested in this turgid crap?"
>mfw attempt at brony assimilation failed

>>23552209
what? ive gone 14 hours without sleep after midnight,i know staying up for 3 days will put you in a coma,learned that from the new nightmare on elm street,also requesting fredy & jason ponies

>>23552244

Fluttershy. Seriously. What are her hobbies again? Interacting with a hyper-intelligent rabbit and talking to non-sapient animals rather than her peers.

She's adorable, almost completely crippled in interpersonal interactions.

>>23552282
Yeah, don't do that.

>>23552269
>>23552281
hah. not funny

>>23552282
>turgid

>>23552288
Bullshit, I've stayed up longer than that covering other people's shifts.

I was essentially a zombie by the end but I wasn't in a coma.

>>23552290

>>23552290

who knows what Fluttershy gets up to by herself....

In fact that gives me an idea for a request to throw at a willing drawfriend Rainbow Dash and Applejack playing keep away with an enormous dildo they found in Fluttershy's room

she'd be too embarrased to remember she can just fly into the air and grab it

>>23552244 I think it'd be Rainbow Dash

RainbowDash is a lazy fucker, which makes no sense when you remember she's so athletic and fast.
Probably Twilight would be the most "straightedge" of the group, but only because she saw it on a book and she decided to ape it.
Extra fun points if she does it in a wrong way and it not only affects her social life, but it also affects her health as well untill she finally says "fuck this shit" an goes to living la vida loca with Pinkie Pie.

>>23552302
>>23552292

Yeah, I replied with "A momentary lapse in judgement, I assure you."

>>23552304
nightmare on elm street lied,damn it,but did you have like mini dreams,because in the movie the book they read said your brain would try and coax you into sleeping

>>23552288

That reminds me. Need some Just as Planned Ponies...

>>23552244
Applejack is a farm girl, and rural farm life leaves few distractions besides drinking and casual sex. Dash is likely of the 'if it feels good, you should already be doing it' school of thought, and while I'm not sure about pinkie with regards to sex and drugs, her eating habits don't show the greatest self control (although that may just be her way of getting enough sugar into her system to not be eaten alive by an overactive metabolism). Rarity probably wouldn't do anything to an excessive degree, as that would be all kinds of undignified. Twilight has learned a lot about drinking from books, but if she can screw up getting drunk she probably could. And if anyone would be the one to preach the values of going straightedge it'd be her. Fluttershy could be scared into a bush by the sound of someone opening a can of coke. She probably has nightmares about twilight chasing her around with a over sized heroin needle for a horn, trying to jam it into her eye.

>>23552341
I did toward the end start to hear shit, and colors went weird. It kind of reminded me of the first stages of the only time I dropped acid, but without the clarity. Or the cottonmouth. It's like reality itself was a waking dream; I just kind of moved and reacted without thinking. I'd have to shake my head to actually think of something coherently.

Seeing as at least 75% of couples in Equestria seem to be of the gay kind, and the job of parenting has a higher mortality rate than Chinese coal mining, I am not surprised in the least that most couples seem to get their kids by mail order. Also, I'm pretty sure that Big Macintosh's gigantic mutant stature is the reason that he and Applejack don't have a mom. No ladies pelvis could have survived trying to pass that.

>>23552316

Ok. That. Now that. I can't decide if that's horrifying or hilarious.

>>23552244

>Rainbow Dash
>Straight

.. I just can't tell him. Someone fill this guy in.

>>23552373

But the only couple we've actually SEEN in the show is completely hetero

>>23552244
Well, they all have tattoos, so...
But seriously, RD. Her body's a temple. A temple to SPEED.
Pinkie probably doesn't drink or drug or anything like that (what she does, she does with immense amounts of sugar), but she doesn't see it as anything that has to do with morals.
Fluttershy is terrified of losing her self-control, so no drugs or alcohol for her.
Rarity drinks socially (probably sticks to wine, though), and sometimes accessorizes an outfit with cigarettes.
Applejack likes apple cider. She probably uses it to relax after a hard day of work and be less tense at parties.
Twilight I could easily see getting carried away - she didn't even think about things like that for most of her life, and now she doesn't know how to handle it.

>>23551750
>like Ernie Ford
>is a miner
>doesn't like pony
I almost loved you.

>>23552373

>I am not surprised in the least that most couples seem to get their kids by mail order.

More like, mirror order.

One of my friends just, self converted. I'm not sure exactly where he found out about the ponies, they said it wasn't 4chan. They are spreading, It's only a matter of time. I for one welcome our new pony overlords.

>>23552320
>RainbowDash is a lazy fucker, which makes no sense when you remember she's so athletic and fast.
She's the Tracy McGrady of ponies. That's also why she's so cool.

hey guys, looking for pony templates, started a thread but none posted, thought id try this thread seeming its about ponys, if you guys can post them there much apprectiated, thanks in advance.

>>23552046

>>23552316

>enormous dildo

She's just practicing for Big Mac.

ok this thread is going back on the rail with this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOD3TNfWMRs

>>23552411
Not posting them there, us bronies like to keep it to one thread

>>23552429

Why did you post the first part of applebuck season?

>>23552411

>>23552394
...Now I can't get the sound of Big Mac singing Sixteen Tons out of my head.

>>23552429
Now, you might be asking yourself, "Gee, why is Big Mac injured? What happened?" And the answer is simple, kids: Too. Much. Fuckin'.

>>23552059
Oh, okay then

>>23552451
He got hurt loading too much number nine coal

>>23552429

NO FUCK YOU WE'RE GOING BACK ON THE TRACK WITH THIS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik

AEIOU

>>23552290

Fun fact about Fluttershy: she lives a double life.
At night, she dons a wig, adds color extentions to her tail, wears a skirt that covers her cutie mark and paints the town red under the name of "Power Wing" or whatever.
She drinks, dances, laughs and mates every male on sight and then dissapears before dawn to sleep until noon and reassume her quiet and shy life.

reposting

some guy in my script writing class drew Twilight on one of my drafts. When he gave it back to me I said "Ponies, eh?"
He looked kinda nervous and said "It's just a doodle of something."
I looked straight in his eyes and said "It's OK, I know where you're coming from."

Secret Bronies

>>23552387
While everyone else seems to be a lesbian. The Cakes are also the only couple that seems to have survived the institution of marriage.

>>23552456

Hey Envy.. do you think you could ever give this a crack? >>23552316

If not that's fine... I'll find some other drawfriend to pester

Love Zecora's expression!

>>23552453
eeeeyyep

>>23552453

Nah man. You know how a lot of soldiers die by throwing themselves on a grenade?

Big Macintosh, man, he threw himself on a fucking nuke and SURVIVED.

>>23552451
One hoof of iron, the other of steel, if the right one don't get you the the left one will.

...Why do I know this song?

I have lost control of my life.

>>23552491
Big Mac subdued a dangerous dragon by sleeping with it. It then exploded, causing his injuries.

>>23552464
then when the hell does she sleep?

>>23552411

Yes. Please refrain from using more than the general thread. We would like to avoid becoming a bother to the /co/mmunity.

This link shows you to the current general here on /co/ :
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

Pleased to meet you!

>>23552504
>>23552491
>>23552487
>>23552453

BIIIIG MACINTOOOOOSH!

I HEARD BIG MACINTOSH WENT TOE TO TOE WITH THE DEVIL HIMSELF. SATAN WENT TO TAKE HIS SOUL AND BIG MAC NOT ONLY KICKED HIM INTO OBLIVION BUT HE OBLITERATED HELL WITH A "EEEEEEYUP" AND FREED ALL THE TORTURED SOULS AND SENT THEM TO HEAVEN!

>>23552504
What if he exploded, and then, exploded AGAIN?!

>>23552469

Excellent!

As a matter of fact.. i think I might have a crush on that pony. She's disturbingly attractive, for some reason... hmm..

>>23552505

Before dawn to noon. So... 5 AMish to 12 PM ish?

>>23552469

>>23552456

My eyes see this sorrowful pony note
Was not well conceived before it was wrote.

>>23552495
He couldn't have been born one morning while it was drizzling rain. Things are too perfect.

>>23552568

WOAH!
Why has she not been seen in the series?

This just in:
FLASH > DASH

>>23552495

Did you watch Joe vs the Volcano recently?

>>23552602
A bunch of the toys seem to be unrelated to the show. But they have the art style on the boxes and same sculpts for the toys. It's weird.

>>23552602

I thought I was your Rainbow waifu...

>>23552610
>>23552610
Nope. My dad was a miner, and he listened to that fucking song every day. It was his equivalent of the A-Team 'gearing up' music.

>>23551671

Does anyone have this without the caption? I want to edit it to say something like "quickly! Everyone out of the universe!"

>>23552456

YOU RUINED MY HOUSE, AND THIS IS IT?
I SAY STUFF YOUR CONDOLENCES,
YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Did we get banned from /b/?

>>23552602
Here's another

>>23552641

who cares

>>23552641

And nothing of value was lost.

>>23552471

and then you fucked

>>23552616

Sorry, hot stuff! You're yesterdays news!
Come back when you've got some new tricks in your repertoire.
-Or pictures of spiderman!

>>23552484
Sure, why not?

>>23552664
>>23552652
/b/ > /co/

>>23552511
haha, hi ^^, maaaan thats gonna take me a bit to go through, with the ones I have I made this, not the best lol.

>>23552674

Ahaha tha'ts awesome thanks!

except... wait... Where are Fluttershy's wings?

>>23552665
Na, I was hoping that he'd read that though. Bronies gotta stick together.

>>23552548

Where you the one asking for daisy dreams and rainbow flash

>>23552568

im gona make it but it will take some long time.

>>23552685
GASP

I knew I was forgetting something

>>23552699

No. I never asked for them. I just liked the picture!

>>23552674
When I read the idea I didn't really like it, but now that I can see it it is pretty funny.

>mfw SomethingAwful forums banned all mention of My Little Pony because Pony fans were "causing problems" (Read: Other goons were coming into the threads and trolling, causing shitstorms)
>Mods banned anyone who messaged them, argued against them, or disagreed with them
>Mfw people actually pay 10 dollars to join a site where they aren't allowed to talk about things the mods decide they can't talk about

Seriously. Probably the first time that I've ever felt 4chan is actually clearly superior to another forum site. Can't believe people would put up with that shit. At least here we can talk about whatever we want, whenever we want. Gets a little troublesome at times but better than paying to be told what you can and can't do.

>>23552721
Its banned on /b/, how is it superior?

>>23552721
>Mfw people actually pay 10 dollars to join a site

>>23552676
>>23552721

>>23552741

Who the fuck goes to /b/?

Weird that they'd ban it, since that board is supposed to be literally whatever you want, but whatever. As long as it's not banned on /co/.

>>23552721

The fact that they actually ask for money in the first place is hilarious enough in itself. Anybody stupid enough to pay them shit deserves to be robbed.

>>23552708

Cheers Envy, you're a real bro

[spoile]oh wow.. that's like... 5 requests of mine that have been delivered in one day

I'm addicted to you awesome drawfriends... I just cant thankyou enough

>>23552758

oh whoops... lslo much for spolers

>>23552721

Most messed up thing I'd heard in quite a while.

>>23552674
funny
can you make one with Spike and AppleBloom sleeping together after a day of games wiht AppleJack and twiligt watching them ?

>>23552754
Dis they actually ban it or is that just a rumour?

>>23552766

I was really shocked when I saw the notification thread (I don't have an account there, I just browse the forums occasionally)

The mods were basically super buttmad and banning everyone who spoke against them. They really fucking hate this show or something.

>>23552771
Its really banned, but only since the last hour or so. Well, now /co/ is about to get flooded.

SA pony fans also paid extra to have banners, avatars, and other stuff, just so that SA mods can rob them.

I just went in /b/ to have a look around and I saw a pony thread, first thread, on page 1.

>>23552785

Yeah, makes me laugh when I see those forums now, half the people in serious political discussion threads have Pinkie Pie or Twilight avatars and custom pony titles.

Kind of sad actually that they'd pay for all that shit. Even sadder that their mods somehow decided they don't have the right to even discuss it anymore.

>>23552802

I paid.. eight years ago, now. All I do is stick around in Pet Island.

stop giving a fuck about SA and /b/, They're shitholes anyways.

I'd sage this thread if it wasn't autosaging. Seriously, spering out about ponies on other sites is kind of faggy. If nothing else it's a waste of time talking about it here when we could be talking about PONIES

>>23552106
>>23552106

I am now imagining Derpy working part time as a stork.

>>23552807

Well in any case it's funny because most of the people in the pony banning thread were like welp, guess we gotta go to /co/ now.

Ironic that a site that was basically pooped out of SA's butthole is now actually better than SA itself.

Also I just went to /b/ to check out the status of that ban shit, and it is literally exactly the same as the last time I visited it, 2 YEARS AGO. None of the threads have changed. It is the same fucking shit. How does that board stay alive? Do people even post there anymore? Seems like the only threads are porn, /soc/ threads, and spam.

I know, I know, pot, kettle, etc....

>>23552721
Y'know, when you shop Hank's face onto Bobby's body... he kindof looks like Cotton.
Huh. I finally see the family resemblance.

what do you mean banned?

The banned poster thread said
"banned for ban evasion"

>>23552838

You'll find a gem amongst the shit in /b/ now and then since pretty much anything and everything is posted there. Treasure hunting in /b/ however is ill advised however unless you really like torturing yourself.

>>23552767
Sure thing

>>23552930

Your sketches alone are very well done. Have you fully rendered any of your pictures yet?

>>23552833

There's one Derpy pic I saw which had her delivering AppleBloom but I forgot to save it.

>>23552880
And why do you think he got banned in the first place?

>>23552956
A few here and there, but I prefer sketching things. Mainly because I suck at inking things.

>>23552930
so cute thanks
you want i draw you something?

>>23553026
Pony art exchange? Sure why not.

Hrrmm.... Aha!

[spoilers]Draw Applejack if she were a humble soviet worker instead of a southern farm girl.[/spoilers]

>>23552930

Wow, that's pretty nice! If I could sketch like that, I'd sit around and draw all day. Are you taking requests by any chance? Could I request something please?

Could you redraw this picture theme, but with pony Trixie holding a picture of Twilight Sparkle please? Trixie can be sitting on one of those treasure chest vanity boxes. Thanks a lot!

>>23550375
That was...incredibly well made.

Why are they banning MLP on /b/?

It's not like they have anything worthwile to discuss...

Stuck in traffic

>>23553138
They don't want their grimdark and edgy standing to be overthrown by ponies.
Yet furry/rate my cock/anything else -threads are tolerated just fine, of course.

>>23550375

This was disturbingly good.

Ponies indeed seem to be getting banned on /b/. Here is a souvenir I picked up in a thread I found.

>>23553105
Sure, but that's the last one for now

>>23553339

Feels good man, thanks a lot!

One dude got banned. That hardly constitutes banning ponies.

>>23551373

Well, yeah. The pilot episodes are pretty lame.

>>23553086
redy
hope you like

guys have gotten banned for pony spam on /co/ also its not the fact that your posting ponys its the fact that they are being spammed in multiple threads
ether that guy made like 10 threads in an attempt to troll or he got grouped in with somebody that was i remember hearing about someone appealing a ban on /co/ because he was wrongly accused of pony spam because another asshat was around the same time he tried to make a general

>>23553724
I think the /b/ guy in question was probably banned for spelling "harbinger" correctly.

Too smart for /b/

Hey Bronies, I'll just leave this here for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MunCk4b6ofM

Morning, Bronies!

Figure I might as well nab the critique of the morning crew for this latest fic I wrote. Not for the faint of heart though, as it's a spiritual sequel to Sergeant Sprinkles' Cupcakes fanfic.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qpJFUx-_SzDKEy7Ds7RHC-U92M-dWtkT_HgpMLRz-D0/edit#

>>23553238
Before the drama starts, I'd like to mention that the "no rules" clause applies to mods on /b/ too, so you can get banned for no reason and for any reason if you post on /b/.

>>23553997
hi Scherzo

>>23553997

>spiritual sequel to Sergeant Sprinkles' Cupcakes fanfic

Pass.

>>23553997
Hmm... intriguing.

Didn't see Naxts last night when I finished his pic. If anyone sees him, please repost it for him, since I"ll be off for about 10 hours of work.

>>23552244
MLP STRAIGHT-EDGE INDEX: From least straight-edge to most.

Pinkie Pie: Remember the way she was eating entire cakes in Swarm of the Century? Yep, it's like that. Coke, weed, booze; if it's there, she'll have some, and then some more. She just sees it as part of enjoying parties to their fullest. Luckily, she is also subject to the laws of Loony Tune physics, which makes her indestructible, and able to cure any serious side effects like addiction or overdose by walking (or being carried) out of frame.

Applejack: I know farm folk, I've worked with farm folk. They like their alcohol. Beer with lunch. Beer with dinner. Maybe another one to grease the wheels during work. Then after hours, it's off to the only bar in town to get shitfaced. Next morning, you wake up with no hangover and get back to work. Because you're a farmer, and you're tough like that. Also, meth use is really high in rural communities. Be careful, AJ.

Fluttershy: She's a hippie. Duh. She grows her own. Does not drink ("it's bad for you!" she says unironically) but smokes enough green to make up for it.

Also, one time she tried smoking Poison Joke. She was scarred for life.

Rainbow Dash: She doesn't drink regularly like AJ, but when she does, she goes all out. Especially if challenged to a drinking contest. She is the most likely of the ponies to end up passed out at the end of the night.

Rarity: The finest girly drinks: multicolored, fruity, and expensive. Only on weekends, though, or at social events where drinks are served.

Twilight Sparkle: She's read all about drugs so she knows how much they can screw you up and thus is vehemently against them. Don't test her on this; she'll probably get all preachy on you. BUT, her lack of friends occasionally drove her to drink before she came to Ponyville. She does not see a problem with this since alcohol is a socially acceptable drug, and she only drinks once in a blue moon anyway.

So how come Celestia couldn't use the Elements of Harmony to change Luna back to her non-evil form and had to seal her instead? Is it because she has no friends?

>>23554110

... you know what, that's a good question....

>>23554110

I doubt we'll ever know man. Odds are, Lauren will never explore that side of the story again. She probably doesn't even know herself.

>>23553587

Nice~ I am pleased

>>23554110
Because Celestia isn't the flawless good girl that you'd think.

Luna was pissed at her and she was pissed at Luna too. That millennium was the only thing that allowed her to simmer down.

>>23554110
Pretty much the Elements of Harmony were centered around the first two episodes. If you didn't have Mare in the Moon end with the ponies changing her back, it wouldn't have been as much as an impact for the power of friendship. My two cents.

>>23550359
Why do people link to mast3rxl1nkz instead of this?

1080p uploads faster than even pensive does.

>>23554221
He has every episode up as far as I remember.

>>23554110
HOBOY FANON SPECULATION TIME:

The prologue shows Celestia using the Elements on her own. Maybe they can't work at full power that way, because they're powered by friendship, thus a group of friends is needed to harness their full power. At full strength they could de-power Nightmare Moon, but since Celestia was alone, the most she could do was seal her away.

This is also why Celestia had Twilight find the elements instead of using them herself again. That way, there was a chance of saving Luna, not just imprisoning her again.

>>23554221
I'm guessing the other uploaders started earlier, so they're more established with viewers

>>23554110

That makes me think of the final between Golbez and Zemus in Final Fantasy 4. Golbez was unable to bring out the true form of Zemus's hatred with the crystal because despite Golbez had good intentions, his heart was still darkened with evil from his past.

>>23554278
Celestia has no real friends. She is a mother, ruler, god and teacher, but never an equal.
Except for Luna.
It's a testament to Celestia's skill as a sorceress that she was able to twist them into a weapon against her only true friend, but even so, they were severely weakened, not least because of Celestia's broken heart.

>1080p uploads faster than even pensive does.

nope

he just uploaded part 1 faster ONE time and took ages to upload part 2 after gloating about the fact he was faster by spamming pensives wall

>>23554221
You have to ask?
- 1080p's videos are overcompressed, they actually look worse than Masterlinkx's
- 1080p's videos are split into two 11-minute clips, Masterlinkx's are entire episodes in one file
- 1080p only has a few episodes, Masterlinkx has all of them

All in all, 1080p's YouTube channel doesn't compare.

i think the fact that youtube derpd wen processing part 2 was karma for advertising himself as a faster alternative on pensiveponys wall

>>23554402
It's likely that it was this effort that drained the Elements. It would be nearly one thousand years before their essence would coalesce into a single form again. And that's when Twilight and company were born.

>>23554459
>>23554406
That fucking settles it, 1080p is an obnoxious prick.

>>23554076
Sounds about right, I'm almost sad to say.
I might disagree on Fluttershy's dosage; she seems more like just an occasional to me, she doesn't have that scatterbrained slur-for-brains that typical hardcore potheads get.
I also can't see Pinkie taking drugs outside of a party context. But that probably enters into the looney tunes reasoning - those parties are crazy, but when they're over, they're over.
But the choice of drugs seem... disturbingly in-character.

What do I do for the next couple of hours until I go out hang out with some friends of mine?

>Practice Drawing Ponies in order to get better
>Write Ponies in order to fulfill my request list

Twilight: I CAN'T DECIDE!

>>23554608
One hand does each.

>>23554608
Well, the responsible thing to do is to make progress on your requests. But if you only have a little bit of time, drawing may ultimately be the more productive option.

Since you have a couple of hours, I'd go with the writing.

>>23554626

>>23554608
C) ALL OF THE ABOVE LIKE A MAN!

MAKE A COMIC TO SATISFY BOTH URGES!

>>23554608
i like your work so i say finish the request but its your call

>>23554575 I also can't see Pinkie taking drugs outside of a party context

Is Pinkie ever mentally not in a party context?

>>23554608
get a dictation-like program for your computer so you can make it do all the writing as you tell it while you doodle.

>>23554656

this anon here makes a good point. If I start drawing I'll be spending more than a couple of hours watching episodes and studying face and body structure. But if I write ponies, I can get a lot more done, especially since I already know what I'm supposed to be writing.

Speaking of which...here's the request list so far it's shipping. no surprise there

>Twilight/Rainbow Dash pt.2

>Rainbow Dash/Maverick (head of the Wonderbolts)

...someone asked me to do my own version of someone else who did this after a Top Gun thing. Don't really want to, but if you guys wanna see it, I'll do it.

And that's pretty much it. If you guys have any other requests I'll take 'em. I'm looking for stuff for the friend off so if you want stories done off pics then post 'em and let me know.

>>23554662
did you ever set up a google doc for the pinkie pie story?

>>23554792

>google doc for the pinkie pie story

damn, i forgot. Doing it now.

>>23548157
4chan -> internet -> 4chan

im just gonna leave this her, will be back later

>>23554786
/r/ fluttershy and rainbowdash plox

Damn, things are slow today.

This one thread has been going for like ten hours.

What gives, bronies? Don't tell me this fandom is starting to die down already.

>>23554885
WHERES MY ZECORA LOINCOTH KLOUD