How hard is it to hack a forum account?

Where the hell is everyone? Pony threads are supposed to be immortal!

Not sure if troll, newfag, or /b/tard

Lurk moar

>>23495530
Everyones in the My Little Alligator thread

looks like twilight ate to much. i like the 1st and 9th episodes,9th because of the tiny applejack and fluttershy's voice.

I was watching the first episode today, and with all the collecting the elements of harmony stuff, and the sixth one being friendship, it just made me think of the Fifth Element. Then I realised that Ruby Rhod and Pinkie Pie are both hyperactive and generally mental, and both their names are possible innuendos. I'm still trying to get the brain stains off of the wall.

Any drawfags up for drawing a Ruby Rhod pony?

There's one on another page, you stupid fucker.

>>23495584
Sure is friendship in here...

>>23495584
I'm busy finishing that one off.
Ready to lurk over here anytime, and ruin yalls morning.
OH WAIT! I can't! I have to go to work in 15 minutes.
You're lucky. But, don't you guys have school? It's not a holiday. The US Battleship Maine was blown up at Havana Harbor 113 years ago today.

>www.equestriadaily.com

Where is that posts per day in pony threads chart maintained?

i got some screen shots from youtube [spolier]XL[/spolier] that can be captioned,i just need to trim them,but im watching episode 10

>>23495728
>mistyped "spoiler" the exact same way twice

>>23495710
On my harddrive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQ_d78feMA

MLP AMV cause the show is so awesome!

Hey guys, my pony image folder is empty, I need to fill er up.

>>23495728
i thoght i screwed it up,i feel dumb now

>>23495797

poor twilight :(

I finally did it. On BLU team it's the EXACT same color as Dash.

D...do you like it?

>>23495823
What is that?

>>23495882
iTunes store MLP page

If you're from the US you can download a free copy of the first episode in HD.

>>23495899
>iTunes
I'd rather kill myself, but here's to the show selling like cupcakes.

So i heard there's some ponies in here.

yes

>>23495780

That was fantastic. Thank you for that.

>>23495935

Ponies!

>>23495935
You've come to the right place.

>>23495899
iTunes version is really washed out :/

these damn ponies are consuming my life, I swear to god

>>23495979
Looking a gift HD horse in the saturation.

my screen shots got screwed up,i had some pictures that could be used,i only saved one of the me ups

I was playing Minecraft earlier. I found a huge fucking forest and just could not resist placing a sign at the entrance that read "Everfree Forest".

God damn these ponies.

>>23496002
but the rest is fine

>>23495780
I was expecting honest to god failure, and instead I got this. Great motherfucking job, you have completely subverted my expectations, anon. Ace job.

you have to use HD screen grabs man

>>23495899
We already have the first two eps in 1080p so eh

Just got done working 13 hours
Did I miss anything cool in the shipoff?

>>23496053
dont know how to on PC,but i do on my PS3,also pinkie pie for queen

>>23496079
YOU MISSED EVERYTHING COOL

>>23496053
That's fan art (traced), not a screenshot.

>>23496088
fuck

>>23495992
I know that feel bro
it's way easier to get consumed when you have no life to begin with, waifu takes the place of a girlfriend I've never had, pony fantasies fill every daydream because life on earth sucks so bad

These ponies have made me lose control of my life.

Yet i have not chosen a waifu

ponies are everywhere

>>23496150
>filename.wtf

>Looking at the valentines pictures
>Smiling because they are all really cute
>Suddenly realize I'm crying
>Can't stop for like 10 minutes
Well that was random

I am a straight male who doesn't like furries and I'm going to be 20 this month and here I am watching and talking about My Little Pony. There is something wrong about me. WHY IS THIS SHOW SO FUN TO WATCH?!

I'm curious: Why is it you people feel the need to make a thread when they're isn't one on the front of the board?

>>23496176
it's one of the trimmed youtube XL screen shots i have

>>23496196
You're body's rejecting the faggotry.
It was a tear rush of pathos.

hey bronies I need a favor

some one post that oldspike ad

>>23495780
Amazing.

>>23496203
>when they're isn't one
>when they're
>they're

>>23496266
Okay, let me rephrase that:

I'm curious: Why is it you people feel the need to make a thread when there isn't one on the front of the board?

>>23495935
O,rly? I heard u liek them!

>>23496197

I'm 25, going to be 26 in two weeks, and I fucking love ponies. Lauren Faust, who's the producer on this, was also involved in Fosters and the Powerpuff Girls, so if you enjoy either of those, ponies are an easy next step.

>>23496275
>you people

Why do you declare us as one person?

>>23496275
why do people like apples? and fun things?

>>23496275
I assume some newfoals aren't aware of the thread database. Also, sometimes people who hate the pony threads will start a new thread pretending to be a legitimate pony thread to piss off the rest of the board, and then delete it when enough actual posts are made.

Active thread is here bronies
>>23493658

Polite sage

>>23496275

Because if you refresh a few times and don't see one, why not post a new one? Who's gonna go trawling through the back pages to necromance?

>>23496323
For future reference
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

The active pony thread is always listed here.
Others with pony keywords are also listed.

Please don't start new threads without checking this page first, it helps /co/ run smoothly and prevents rage from people who are sick of technicolour ponies on every page.

>>23496323
i like the ponies,i used to think it was a dumb show,until i watch the first episode on youtube,when they show twilight and nightmare moon(princess luna),i thoght it was going have a scene like when vader said he was lukes father.then i got into but this how will be second to lilo & stitch in my heart

>>23496323
i thoght that thread was about to 404

I like ponies more than all of you!

>>23496822
superbad.jpg

>>23496822
That is horrifyingly well drawn... but... spoilers.... >_<

>>23496822

Fucking spoilers how do they work?

She's an evil enchantress
She does evil dances
And if you look deep in her eyes
She'll put you in trances
Then what will she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew
And she'll gobble you up
In a big tasty stew
So... WATCH OUT!

>>23496500
NOW it is!

This is now the new general! YAY!

>>23496808

The fact you actually had to say that is mind boggling to me, Lucid.

>>23496866

Why do you resort to slander?

Surely I'm an innocent bystander....

So guys, what do you think we should talk about?

BTW all /b/ronies should visit http://fim.413chan.net/
it's pretty good now, it could be awesome

Going to finally download the 1080p of ep 1 and 2 tomorrow and give the entire series a rewatch

>>23496903

Why are you so lazy?

The spoiler check is RIGHT NEXT TO THE SUBMIT BUTTON....

oh wait you're a troll, silly me giving you advice

Slow morning huh?

>>23496913

>>23496921
>watching the pilot episodes
>on purpose

have fun with that

>>23496918
Are you kidding? Have you seen ponychan? It's filled with /b/tards and it's not pretty.

>>23496913
We should talk about how we watch for the plot.

>>23496931

Maybe we should spice things up abit

>>23496866

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQ_d78feMA

Britney Spears as Twilight Sparkle is now canon

>>23496918
I dont want to go to another shitty spin off chan that will die in a week

>>23496913
How about if only 25% of the fandom want shipping stories 90% of all fanfics are shipping related?

>>23496974
Whoa. Someone needs to finish/color this picture.

>>23496903

I remember a fic about this...

Anyone save it?

>>23496939
I will because they are still good eps and have lots of entertaining bits.
Thank you.

>>23496979

That's because shipping is a no brainer exercise and any story more complicated than X and Y find TWU WUV requires actual forethought and effort put into its plot

>>23496951

>>23497001
Ouch. That's pretty cold man.

>>23497001
Fanfiction as a whole is a no-brainer exercise.

>>23496979
>25% of the fandom want shipping

That is still fucking ridiculously high. That's like 25% dirt in your hamburger.

What about a fanfic based on this?

>>23497021

But it's true even though I like shipping and find it cute. While the writing itself can be pristine, the actual plots are usually pretty simplistic

>>23497033

That's because most fanfiction IS shipping

>>23495867

HOLY CRAP?! Is this OC? I requested something like this a while back...

I realize of course that it's not necessarily made as an answer to my rq, but it is still SO AWESOME!

I can feel the love!

>>23495867

you just know those letters are full of purple prose

caus he's... yknow.. purple

>>23497065
not oc

>>23497008

>>23496951
It took me like 2 minutes before I even figured out what that was.

>>23496955

LEAVE TWILIGHT ALONE!!!!!!

..my god, Rainbow Dash we've all figured that out by now!

>>23497285
>Here's looking at you

40+ confirmed.

>>23497317
I'm 22 and I know that quote.

>>23496955

>>23497317
>>23497334
Also 22, and I know that quote.

>confirmed fail

>>23497317

..do not give in to hate, young Bronie.

>pony centipede

>>23497396
>uncultured swine have not seen Casablanca

>>23497454

>>23497458

I've never seen Casablanca.

I know I said I was gonna finish it later buuuuut

>>23497442
0:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpmPJzLmGdI

>>23497494
Marry me.

>>23497485
Hope you fucking die. You suck.

>>23497454

For Pete's sake AJ, just use a basket!
*Sigh*
(What's wrong with the ponies in Ponyville, i mean seriously.)

>>23497485

Remedy this immediately, otherwise you are singing with the Nazis

>>23497494

That is perhaps the BEST picture of Fluttershy.
Ever!

>>23497494
Makes me think of the style Giselle was drawn in Enchanted.

Super adorable.

rember this little guy?

>>23497569

there sure are some gems that get hidden among the scribbles of flockdraw

>>23497512
>>23497548
>>23497550

Thanks! She IS practically the Disney Princess pony, what with the furry woodland creatures and singing and such.

>>23497574

the face of the end times

>>23497638
>>23497615
thelineyoucrossedit.jpg

>>23496822
I can't help but feel she's pressing her crotch button to fart

Celestia prefers the womens, trufax.

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/news/article_1316616.php/Princess_Celestia_Heche_going_for_
girls_again

>>23497615
>>23497638
Stop that.

>>23497650
She's just furiously masturbating

>>23497682
>>23497638
>>23497615


>>23497648
>for next time y'need it

>>23497650
Where do you think the flame is coming from?

>Rarity episode showed us that Dash have actually the longest "hair" after AJ
>People still drawing her with short "tomboy" hair

>>23497629

-I meant it.
Also, I would sure love to see how you would portray the rest of the cast using the same style. You are really skilled! Do you have a DA?

>>23497468
>see image
>wonder why so human anatomy
>see trip
Oh.

Nothing nsfw here folks, just some horses.

>>23497730
added for referance and due to its GirlyDash

I thought someone might get inspiration from these drawings.

>>23497719
merci.

>Talking to loli cousin about MLP
>She asks me who my favorite pony is
>I tell her its Applejack
>She says Applejack sucks and is a lesbian

GODDAMN IT I AM TIRED OF ALL THIS FAGGY SHIPPING AND PONY PORN.

SMELL YA LATER DWEEBS.

>>23497809
I hope you slapped some sense into that kid.

>>23497809

little girls dont know a thing about real womans.

/r/ing this ponified.

>>23497731

I plan on it! There are only 6 main ponies, so I feel like I can probably get through them all.

My devArt is konpeito-ko.

asking for caption of this one

>>23497809
She sounds like a GILDA

>>23497763

She's using hair extensions! That's not her real hair!
The animation adds about 10 pounds of hair because of optic re-imaging. That's not even Rainbow Dash. Her hair is actually only a rainbow colored hat that Rarity made for her. In this picture she is obviously kissing another girl passionately, -while Pinky is just experimenting. Somehow the animators accidentally merged Fluttershy's hair in the background with RD in the foreground and colored it in Rainbow colors.

>>23497809
Well she is right about one thing.

But I still hope you slapped her shit.

>>23497809
Applejack is #1 pony all ponies. All other ponies are smalltime.

>>23497809

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU TELL THAT SPOILED BITCH THAT everypony is straight.

Just a reminder that MLP is now available on itunes.

Show them your support by getting a few episodes or even better a season pass and maybe the Hub will sign them up for a couple more seasons.

also Twilight Sparkle has no arms

>>23497861
problem?

>>23497878

Don't introduce her to the Green Lantern, then.

>>23497809
At least she don't called AJ a redneck. Also, needs more AJ

>>23497878
Twilight Sparkle never had any arms.

>>23497878

OH SHIT.

CELESTIA CHOPPED THEM OFF FOR HER SINS.

THEN PINKIE PIE CHEWED THEM UP FOR GUMMY.

>>23497888

>>23497878

>>23497780
I certainly am getting a huge inspiration in my pants

>>23497878
>Twilight Sparkle has no arms
Well, yeah...

>>23497912
That's okay though, Twilight has magical healing abilities.

Your back is twitching then suddenly Celestia lands on your balcony.

What do?

>>23497878
>>23497878

>>23497939
run.

>>23497878

>On itunes
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>23497888
nope

>>23497888

I totally saved that.

Also:
>>23497864
lol

>>23497878
This is what you get for hiring a blind monkey to do the graphics.

I just wish Steam would offer this kind of service.

>>23497939

>>23497949
>run

Yeah, pretty much this.

1) Applejack
2) Rainbow Dash
3) Derpy Hooves
4) Twilight Sparkle
5) Pinkie Pie
6) Rarity
7) Fluttershy

FLUTTERSHY NEEDS TO GET HER SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>>23497939
[x] Genuflect

>>23497878
>>23497890

>Please buy some episodes /co/ we have no arms

I want to see a drawfag edit of this.

>>23497878
At least we can look foreward to some clean and sweet iTunes rips.

>>23497454

>>23497939
Swear allegiance to the God-Empress of Equestria

>>23497864
not the guy who made me post the referance pic, but heres another one with Dash on her own, with long hair.

I just think Rarity just used magic to make her hair longer in my opinion.

>>23497746

>see whining
>bet it's about furfaggotry
>scroll up
>wish my fellow bronies weren't so tolerant of furfaggotry

Still working on the Rainbow Dash album, for god only knows why? Maybe because people say I should do it anyway.

So please post song suggestions. I'm trying not to de-rail the thread here so if you think it's better go ahead and e-mail me song suggestions and I'll add them to the list.

Also, I will post the current suggested song list upon request.

>>23497968
That group shot is lifted directly from Hub's site, only Fluttershy's head is where Twilight Sparkles limbs aren't.

>>23497878
SHOW DESCRIPTION: My Little Pony is the story of Twilight, a horribly disfigured gimp pony who can only hop around clumsily. She comes to Ponyville due to its more generous disability insurance laws. There she learns the magic of government assistance. But the evil Nightmare Moon launches a plan to destroy all of Equestria's wheelchair ramps. Can Twilight stop her in time? No, because it takes her twenty minutes just to get to the shower in the morning.

>>23498008
DAT BITCH JUST WEARIN' A WEAVE, NIGGA

>>23497968
I'd rather my gaming pals don't see me buying the whole season of Pony.

My reputation as a hardcore pro gangsta gamer and a manly man who does manly things would be compromised.

>>23498003
Great, now people will keep using that image and I'll have to see human arms on pony Apple Bloom every other thread.

>>23498009
inb4 fursecution

>>23498023

Also Spike is placed funny.

/vp/oreon here, I have a question

I've been watching the newest season of pokemon, watched panty and stocking thanks, 4chan, and like both of them. Would I like MLP?

>>23497730

You mean like the animators who draw Dash with short hair on a regular basis?

>>23497878
>us store only

>>23497985
>lost limbs in Vietman
>please help

>>23498058
How do their capes keep from tangling?

>>23498023
Dammit Celestia was it really worth sacrificing Twilights front legs just so you could be shoehorned into the groupshot?

>>23498058
get some US itunes gift card

I got a few bucks since I wanted to buy Yoshida Brother's album.

>>23498048
I thought the hair stuff was fabric?

>>23498028
Speaking of which, Hasbro needs to license a My Little Pony computer RPG.

You'd make your pony, determine his or her class and abilities, form a party of other ponies, and go save Equestria with the power of friendship. Fuck. Yes.

>Dash
>short hair

>>23498046
Don't do it man, you'll loose control of your life.

>>23498102
GTA: Equestria anypony?

>>23498119

Compared to the other ponies that is short.

>>23497983

Poor Twilight. After all she's done for Ponyville, and after all that screen time she still cannot make it the past the popularity of the canon lesbians.

But it's okay. I know she'd rather stand aside and let the other lesser ponies get their fill of the spotlight

>>23498119
>>23498098
>>23498048
>>23497730

>>23497985
I can't stop laughing.

But 70$ dollars for a whole season?

The money better be teleported directly into Fausts wallet.

>>23498102
>save Equestria with the power of friendship.

OH GOD WHY ARE THEY MAKING ME PLAY ALL THESE MINI-GAMES I ALREADY DID THE PARASPRITE PARADE ONE 7 TIMES!!!

>>23498149

>>23498172

>>23497983

>wait wat.jpg

Thats what I called that image as well.

>>23497983
2) AJ
6) Rarity

When the fuck did this happen?

Here's the album art that comes with the episodes when you download them off iTunes.
I dunno, just because.

>>23498028
>My reputation as a hardcore pro gangsta gamer and a manly man who does manly things would be compromised.

mfw i don't give a fuck.

>>23498153
its the same length as Derpy's hair, I have seen shorter hair on the ponies, but I don't have an image, I think Lyra's is shorter.

>>23498193
PONYMIND

>>23498198
Nice.

>>23495780

That was...actually pretty awesome.

>>23498153
Not really, Twilight hair is even shorter

>>23498226
nope, just double checked, Lyra's is the same length too, however...

>>23498127

>>23497878
>$69.99

>>23498008

Yes! Thats has got to be it! OR they used a blue-screen in the production and then altered it in in post. -I've seen some of these new movies and it is almost impossible to tell for sure when they use CG and stuff, so I understand why so many thought it was her real hair. Also there are some corrupt pixels near her hair that are clearly a sign of someone altering this picture i Photoshop. Looking closely it is apparent that the rainbow pattern is just mirrored from the original picture, making this an obvious fraud.

>>23497001

Fanfiction doesn't NEED forethought and effort put into its plot. That's why it's fanfiction.

>>23498270
stop that, you are creeping me out

>>23497670
Now I want to see a My Little Shadowfax...
...and all of the expanded additional junk that entails...

Morning Bronies!

Squeak reporting in!
Valentines day was awesome! So much new content!

I finally finished that Scootaloo Dash story for anyone who's interested, It can be found here!

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-scooting-along.html

So, how's the friendship this fine morning?

>>23498261
Roughly $70, yes, but if you bought the episodes individually, it would cost $75.
...A five dollar difference. Whoooo.

>>23495780
>"I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT"
>mfw

>>23498046
My two favorite new cartoons of 2010 were Panty & Stocking and Poni. I think you'll enjoy it.

>>23498261

not to mention its on itunes.

>>23498332
Fuck that, I'll just buy the season DVD. There is no conceivable reason that watching a season of a kid's show should cost that much.

>>23498260

>>23498307
Heya Squeak, currently we're in the discussion of why do people draw Dash with short hair even tho her hair isn't that short compaired to others.

Well I think thats what we're on about anyways

>>23498307
EquestriaDaily sucks, everything i hate in fandoms, bad fanart and fics

Hey bronies does anyone know when the McDonald's pony toys are gone? I still need a few to complete my collection.
Also requesting more Rainbow Dash, my boyfriend broke up with me after finding out I watch MLP.

>>23498198

Spike: "Twilight, your legs grew back!"

>>23498397
Fuck your boyfriend man/

You fags made me enjoy the show less. I don't anticipate the new episode as much as I used to because I know either Rarity or RD fans will be totally buttmad after it and all you will do all weekend is bickering regardless how awesome the episode was.

>>23497878
.. I may buy episode 5 just to make an HD Rip.

>>23498397
Shit on his doorstep

>>23498397

Have some filthy RD, oh she's so dirty..

My face when Pinkie Pie wont say potato.

>>23498172
>>23498184

Read and saved.

>>23498397

Maybe he's just a Fluttershy fan? Anyways, cheer up and have some Rainbow Dash!

>>23498397
Apparently sometime in March, but don't quote me on that. They're going to replace the ponies with...Barbie fairies.

Rainbow Dash sounds like Numbah 5 to me

>>23498451

>Finland can into pony?

>>23498503
US can be mad that Finland isn't big on terrorism.

>>23498423
>>23498442
>>23498444
>>23498457
Thanks bronies! Apparently being a fan of Pokemon and MLP was just to "childish for him".

Hopefully I can grab a Rainbow Dash before the toys are gone, she's my favorite.

>>23498369

Hey, Jim-san!

It's probably because her attitude seems so boyish at times. They crop it short to fit.

>>23498425
Then maybe don't come on here to talk about it?

If a fandom is "making you hate" a show that you genuinely liked before, it's probably time to take a step back from the fandom. Don't let them (us?) ruin it for you. You can be a fan and yet not a part of the fandom, you know.

how does pinkie pie work?

Mornin' Bronies!
How's it goin'?

>>23498451

>Finland can into pony?

Hey, I'm Swedish. That means we're practically neighbors! How cool is that?

HEY FAUST WHAT DO YOU THINK OF /co/ NOW?

>>23498549
Very well.

>>23498550

morning.

>damn...I wish I had donuts

>>23498503
Totta kai.

>>23498503
Kyllä yes.

>>23498550
>avatarfag. possibly RPfag
Oh boy, I can see all the in-character "U MAD?" reaction images already.

>>23498451
>translated steam
Ihan oikeasti?

>>23498610

Yet this will block any and all "U MAD?" images.

>>23498397

>my boyfriend broke up with me after finding out I watch MLP.

No offense but if this was the only reason of his then he's the biggest asshole I have ever heard of.

>>23498538
makes some sense, good thing I like Dash either way due to her being adorable.

It's friday.
What do?

>>23498634

Gay couples typically work out, too. Sorry to hear this. :/

>>23498634
Seconded, I would never break up with a girl for liking girly stuff, if I wanted to hang out with people that are into manly stuff all the time I'd be gay.

>>23498549
Please please PLEASE use the high-quality YouTube links if you must screencap YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/user/MAST3RLINKX#grid/user/24AE1F816423DF1A

>>23498425
>>23498548
I swear I saw these same two posts in a previous thread. Almost word for word.

I honestly think we should only have pony threads once a week.

>>23498669
>go to pensivepony's YouTube account
>F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

>>23498634
I think that was just the straw that broke the camel's back. I'm also a fan of Pokemon and Monster rancher, he basically told me to grow up, to get a real job and then left me.

>>23498720
And you plan to achieve this how?

>>23498669
Make up excuses so I dont have to go to a bar or a nightclub so I can watch ponies (it airs at 20:30 where I am).

Why does it have to air at fridays...

>>23498674

What are you talking about?

>>23498610
Nope.
I'm not an avatar or RPfag.
I'm a drawfag.
It's not very often I use Bayonetta Images.

>>23498249
>>23498226

Now try comparing Rainbow Dash to ponies with long hair instead.

>>23497878
Of course she has no arms you twit she is a quadruped

>>23498735
I don't.

I just think people would bitch less, there would be more to talk about, and more content if we only kept up a general thread all day on friday or whatever.

>>23498726
Sounds like you lost a real winner there, bud.

>>23498762
I miss Angry Beavers.

>>23498397
Your boyfriend was such a Gilda, trying to be totally radical way too hard

>>23498695

Breaking up with someone just because he/she likes something you don't is stupid regardless is said thing fits her gender.

>>23498726

Wow it's usually the other way around.
How obsessed are you with these things? Did you reach creepy level or he's just this damn old fashioned.

>>23498720
Nope. 24/7 all day erryday.

>>23498726
Ah. Unemployed.
Don't mean to be a prick and play the ol' Internet shrink on this, but I can kinda see his side now. Find yourself in a relationship with a NEET obsessed with children's media and you begin to have second thoughts. Of course, I'm basing this on a few sentence, so might be I'm all wrong. Actually, why am I even typing this? Back to poni.

>>23498770
Significant other or not, a man is not much of a friend if he stops because you watch My Little Pony, or any other show he happens to dislike. I'd count it as a victory, in the long run.

>>23498770
His buttmark is supposed to go on his butt.

>>23498825
I Am Not The Anon You're Replying To But he wrote "real job", meaning he's already employed, only his job isn't to his ex-boyfriend's liking.

>>23498726

Why do I get the feeling he was unemployed too.

>>23498770
I just found me a new wallpaper

>>23498831
Don't you tell Edward Norton where to place his butt mark

I just made the most fucked up dream ever, and it was about the next episode of MLP.
I would love describe it to you, but I can't, so much insanity being impossible to describe with words.
Just know that it involved the future, none of the main cast except Rainbow Dash who became a tiger, real-life puppets that looked like Brandon Routh and Brendan Frasier and philosophy about death. Oh, and a crossover with One Piece.

>>23498761
Like AJ? Not big difference, this only works if you compare RD with Fluttershy and Rarirty, but their hair are GIANT, Dash hair still long, just not THAT long

Wait are we talking about a straight or a gay couple? Were the dumped guy/girl unemployed? I'm confused now.

>>23498726
Oh, now i see, it seems he was brainwashed by mainstream media and followed the stereotypes of a corrupt system. Common mistake

>>23497809
>>23498397
>>23498887
It's like I'm really reading /r9k/

>>23498819
I wasn't overly obsessed, I only played in my spare time.

>>23498864
I'm actually a femanon, and I have a job as a graphic designer, but I guess he want's me to be a nurse or some other "Female" job.

>>23498945
Then I'd count it as a gain. It kind of sounds like he wanted you as a trophy, but what do I know?

>>23498945
>I'm actually a femanon

>>23498945

Then he's confirmed for an asshole, I hope you are not upset about the break up and you will find someone who doesn't think like it's still the fifties.

>>23498887
I had a dream where the girls were transported to the future and fought crime using kick ass magic and shit. Twilight was the main leader, and Rainbow was like her Lieutenant, Rarity made all the weapons for them, Applejack was a demolitions expert, Pinkie Pie was the stealth master and did infiltrations, and Fluttershy was the medic, and had PTSD, and occasionally freaked the fuck out and went on murderous rampages. Spike was grown up, and was a bad ass fire breathing dragon, and Big Mac was the police chief who the mayor kept riding his ass to catch them because they were vigilantes, but he didn't give a fuck.

It was fucking awesome.

>>23498902

Gay couple, obviously.

Dude, you think a chick would be on here?

>>23498945
Insecure people are fucking nightmares to deal with and it sounds like he was a pretty big babby.

>>23498939
For real. I hate when these threads go meta and people start getting all serious about IRL shit.

>>23498945
Breaking up with your girlfriend because she likes something you don't is a stupid reason, unless that something is like Nazis or something. Fuck him.

>>23498982
>>23498985
I'm not overly upset but break ups still suck. But I'm going to adopt a dog and move on with my life.

Ok back to ponies, no drama here!

>>23499010

Looks like thinly disguised trolling anyway.

>>23498993
>Pinkie Pie was the stealth master

"OMG OMG DID HE SEE ME? I THINK HE SAW ME! SHHHH WE MUST BE VEEERRY QUIET. HEY EXCUSE ME MR SECURITY BAD GUY BE QUIET I'M TRYING TO BE STEALTHY HERE! WANNA CAKE? I HAVE LOTS OF CAKES, I COULD ALSO THROW YOU AN AWESOME PARTY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?"

>>23498769

Show days are nonstop explosions of reacting to the show. There's really no time for any other content. I'm a fairly regular drawfag, and I dont even bother to post new things on show days. There's no point, and very little discussion. If it were possible, only having threads on show days wouldn't mean more content or more concentrated content.

Unless you're one of the people that thinks content is only screencaps and macros. I guess you'd be happy then.

>>23498397
that sucks!" Clearly wasn't meant to be. I told my gf I watch it and she bought me a pinkie pie, but I live in the UK so it was a G3 pinkie . The thought was there =P

>>23498993
In 1082, a crack commando unit was flung forward in time by a wayward spell to a dystopian future of their own world. These women promptly escaped from a maximum-security stable to the Ponyville underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...The Elements of Harmony.

>>23497861
Thats how Pinkie would have looked if designed by Blizzard. Massive chin!

ourimaler on Lauren's DA page is slowly climbing up to The-Huntsman level of annoying because he can't let go of Felling Pinkie Keen's moral which is not a surprise cause he's apparently from rpg.net and must be a huge nerd.

>>23499059
>Show days are nonstop explosions
Cam you do that? Explode non-stop?

>>23498993
Big Mac: "The mayor is riding my ass but that's okay."

>>23499062
>G3 pinkie
LAWYER UP
CALL THE COPS

>>23499075
Of course. Because there is good reason.

>>23499071
I pray every night that Mrs. Faust will lock her DA comments. Many of them are physically painful for me to read.

>>23499124

Why don't you just stop reading them then?

>>23499124
THE INTERNET

>>23499075
Pinkie seems to able to explode non-stop

>>23499086
it's the UK, we don't have cops we have : bobbies, dibble, the fuzz. That's all I can think of

>>23499142

Pigs.

>>23499075
Seems like someone hasn't heard of the Ever Explosion.

>>23499124

Some people just don't know when to shut up.

>>23495867
>>23495867
the only ship i can really understand

>>>23498561
>HEY FAUST WHAT DO YOU THINK OF /co/ NOW?

Hi!

Since you guys took a collective SHIT on my DA account I'm pretty much passed the point of caring what this depraved, snuff-writing pile of cancerous filth is up to.

On that matter, i just wanted you to know that "Derpy Hooves" as you call her is to be considered an EX-pony. At this point there's really nothing we'd be less interested in than trying to pay tribute to the diseased fandom that is /co/. If you really want a canon explanation as to why she's nowhere to be found in the series, just imagine that she flew into a windmill and then exploded. TWICE.

Best wishes, love, and friendship!
-Lauren Faust

>>23499124

She leaves the comments open because she's actually interested in viewer's opinions and it's more work safe and less creepy than lurking on /co/, the issue is with morons, trolls and self-entitled asshats who bring the retarded arguments over her page.
I hope she just stops reading their bullshit as soon as she feels a slight urge to bang her head into the wall.

>>23499237
This looks shopped.

>>23499237
Nice try, Doppleganger!

>>23499173

At least a majority of the comments are "love the show!" comments from non-bronies & regular viewers.

>iTunes puts up pony episodes
>I already have the first 14 episodes converted into m4v
>Twilight Sparkle has no arms
>MFW

>>23499237

>>23499237
Good, i fucking hated derpy.

Forever alone.

>>23499237
>>23499263

Save it for queen Dopplepopolis!

>>23499285

Imagine this, people buy the episodes an turns out Twilight has no forelegs in them and if you want to see her with forelegs again you have to pay an extra 12$ for Apple so you can download an app which will attach her missing limbs.

>>23499300

But.. why?

>>23499237
NO, FAUST, NO!

Wait...so was Lauren Faust actually here, or am I just being fooled?

Aw, just got hooked here from all the SA pony avatars and especially the thread which is now gassed - anyone know the reason why? It was a harmless thread without much trolling.

>>23499285
>Twilight Sparkle has no arms

This is an important issue. Are the ponies' front/upper limbs arms or legs?

What the fuck is it with you dumb bitches and these fucking ponies? It's a stupid fucking show, and you're all stupid fucking middle aged losers trying to relive your miserable little nerd girl pasts through it. Fuck the hell off.

>>23499300
I wouldn't say I "fucking hate" her, but you're not entirely alone on that one anon.

>>23499263
>doppleganger
Don't be so sure, this shit seems legit!

Man, she looks really angry..

>>23499335

No, that was really her. I could tell by the eyebrows.

>>23499327

Because I'm The-Huntsman

>>23498172
>>23498184
i just power re-edited that

>>23499336

Probably some buttmad mod.

>>23499336
/b/tards
thi_is_why_we_cant_have_nice_things.jpg

>>23499346

Now I want to go and delete my MLP folder. :(

>>23497494

Beautiful. Very angelic.

>>23499353
Trip up or shut up.

>>23499335

No, I'm really here. I come for the fapfiction. Craig loves this stuff.

>>23499327
It was all the "lol so random retard pegasus" garbage. Nothing funny or particularly original about it, and it gets old.

>>23499350

I'm not talking about what's going on now. I was talking about this: >>23498171

>>23499285
wait
hold up
i saw that cover image with the group shot where twilight was a fore-limb-less abominations...

but did they actually fuck up the flash files so she doesn't have arms ANYWHERE in the ACTUAL SERIES?

that sounds fucking HILARIOUS

Some tripfriend make a new thread, since we have more or less hit image limit.

>>23499389
Hi Frankie-Wankie!

>>23499344
>trying to relive your miserable little nerd girl pasts

We're mostly dudes here, dude

>>23499035
>implying Pinkie wasn't pulling impossible Sam Fisher shit on RD in Gryphon the Brush Off
>Implying that instead of popping out to say "Hi!" she wouldn't pop out and say "Die!"

>>23499335
>>23499331
nope,its a troll,unless that person can prove it.
also anyone think we need a new thread?

>>23499344

>Thinks we're female
>Going to be even more horrified.

>>23499357
damn captcha

>>23499391

No that's not her. That picture was cropped from a convention photo.

>>23499420

Hi, Fuzzlebutt. Did you pick up the strapons?

>>23499461

I mean it wasn't her who posted.

>>23499472
HI lauren!

New thread

>>23499494
>>23499494
>>23499494