The Zebra was slipping her propechies in exchange for delicious confectionary treats

Pinkie Pie is whore. Rarity is best pony.

Confirmation bias. Its totally confirmation bias. Some damn reason Nostradamus could predict so well.

Whatever happens, I hope it ends with Twilight and Pinkie in a cute little BEST FRIENDS scene like in Fall weather friends

Keep it in one topic, asshole.

No.23373547

She's on a constant super mega hyper sugar rush.

She can do anything.

>>23376065

indeed. now close your eyes and picture her singing this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH3Q_CZy968

K, goin to general image thread.
>>23373547

She's half-Earth Pony, half Pegasus. This explains her Earth Pony form and her unusual buoyancy/how she's able to bounce around places and seem to almost defy gravity at times.

Rarity is indeed best pony, but I have as oft spot for Pinkie

Wait, who posted the image in both? Ohnoes. I was going to the other one. What's going on?

>>23376192

Oh wow.. did Pacce colour that? (I asked him to)

>>23376177
No clearly she is just the strongest of the earth pony breed.

She just hovers by rapidly flexing her muscles.

SO STRONG

>>23376229

Clearly you predicted this would end up as the true general... hence Pinkie topic

you know what? i think tomorrow i'm gonna try and make more toy stories. people seem to like those

>>23376231

I am not sure actually, I seem to remember a name I am not familiar with doing it though, and mentioning it being his first attempt at coloring something. unless I am remembering something else

>>23376233
Equestria is The Matrix. Pinkie is The One. She just doesn't care.

Yay!

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>>23373508
>>23373547

already 2 threads already... three on the main page with a lot more posted than just a couple posts.

It must be troll season.

>>23376257

Pinkie: Neo
Dash: Morpheus
Twilight: Mouse
Rarity: Cipher
Fluttershy: Tank
Applejack: Trinity

because fuck the other two movies.

I wonder what people here think of the previous MLP generations?

"When you meet my mom, you'll see what I mean. She's all, 'Pinkie, stop laughing, this is serious!' And she says it so seriously I can't help but laugh!"

>>23376300

We need an image of Fluttershy puffing something illegal

what would ponies puff?

>>23376289
I already directed all of them to this thread in case any newfoals got confused. They can just follow the music. I think I might need another cymbal though. Does anyone have a cymbol? Oh, and another harmonica.

>>23376297
Cypher was a total bastard, though. Rarity deserves better.

>because fuck the other two movies.
I can get behind this.

>realistic mode
it's just a series of coincidences that pinkie pie explains away at the end of the episode. yawn

>oh god please let it happen mode
the same as above, but at the VERY END pinkie pie does something completely impossible when out of everyone else's view, which removes the significance of her explanations

faust won't do it, but god damn

>>23376310

That's ok

Let's solve the situation by not talking about it anymore

>>23376341
Heh, fair enough...

>>23376336

yeah, i know. but think about it. why did he turn? he wanted better than what he had. what does Rarity want? the best of everything.

also, while he was a cunt, he was also pretty fucking cool.

>>23376309
Most of us don't like them. At least last time I checked the poll that was the case. But Faust likes them and I'm sure some bronies do.

>>23376065

>implying that's how you spell rainbow dash.

>>23376363
>>23376297
Also, was the ApplePie shipping intentional, or just a coincidence?

Because I can get behind that too.

>>23376380

>implying Rainbow Dash is even in the running for Best Pony

none of the ponies are ponies.

have you seen their "hooves"

those are pseudopods

pinkie is a supreme being with control over her mass there fore gravity has a varying effect on her.

she also perfers to be in pony form most of the time.

like nyarlothep, pinkie is a shapeshifter with unfathomable power.

>>23376310
No problem, Lucid. If you're serious about a human-Pony displacement transformation fic, that's fine with me. This is a community, and people here have different tastes; just remember, we're being hosted by the armpit of the Internet, and any hint of anything that resembles furry gets a nuclear response.

And now, I must sleep. Perchance to dream of PONIES. Three nights ago I dreamed I saw Pinkie Pie, but it turned out to be a toy some kid had left under a tree with a Fluttershy toy.

>>23376394
Oh, I guess I misunderstood. Well, I'm sure there's something positive to say about them....they're over!

>>23376394
faust's angle is more like
"i like the IDEA of ponies, but the execution was complete bullshit, and basically cemented the concept that 'girlie' is synonymous with 'bad' or 'vapid'."

to her credit, she's done a magnificent job of reversing that. but it's such a significant part of our culture, it'll be hard to spread the friendship

>>23376391

>implying dash would run

>>23376310

its just a matter of:

some people despise self inserts
some people don't mind them
some people think they are awesome

and they are all in the thread at the same time. Sensibilities are going to collide occasionally with the volume of stuff these threads push, jimmies will indeed be rustled. Just write what you dig and don't expect everyone to like it. Adults that don't will simply just ignore you and get on with the business of ponies, disregard trolls, aquire friendship

>>23376310
Pinkie Pie forgives all. Now let's go party.

And by party, I mean sleep! Because that's what I'M going to do right now.

>>23376446

Dash only wins one kind of character contest

the jerkoff

So is it true, next episode is a pinkie pie episode?

>>23376380
>>23376391
>>23376446

>>23376468

>>23376400

they are hooves though, they clop! THEY CLOP!

>>23376432
>>23376443
Deleted my comment because it wasn't technically accurate.

Faust is on record as not liking many aspects of the original show, but she clearly has a soft spot for some of the characters. I was misremembering a comment from her Ms. Blog post where she said she always gave her toys their own personalities separate from the show, but she wasn't talking about ponies specifically but rather girls' show toys in general.

>>23376297
I think the 2nd and 3rd Matrix films were just ahead of their time. Only the first was modernist, despite the postmodern trappings.

The 3rd is more like Lost or BSG, where you can never get back to where you were at the beginning, but you find you don't want to. It's truly postmodern storytelling, ironically in a more conventionally modernist "us vs them" wrapper.

Also, too much Merovingian in #3.

>>23376470

It's Pinkie/Twilight

But nobody cares about Twilight...

Reposting this from earlier, with fixed colors/shading.

>>23376452
Pro friendship advice! Also, don't look deep into troll's eyes...they'll put you in trances!

>>23376508

i always caught a lot of Objectivism from the Matrix, in a deceptive Post-Modernist shell. which is weird, because i despise Objectivism. and the second and third, honestly, were neither intelligent nor good enough for me to deconstruct beyond their surface values.

>>23376515

I like twilight, she's adorable.

And the adorable multiplies 10fold every time something messes up her hair or she puts on some piece of clothing.

>>23376527

That's great Tigs!

You up for requests?

>>23376515
>twiligh sparkle and big mcintosh in bed.jpg

>>23376400
can iget this picture WITHOUT the caption?

>>23376569

But Big Mac would never cheat on Fluttershy

>>23376569

>Pinkie takes it up the ass.jpg

>>23376468
>>23376446
>>23376391
>>23376380
Dash's problem is that she hasn't gotten a pro-Dash episode yet. Every other character has gotten an episode that was at least partially about how awesome they were. We've only been seeing Dash's impatient, poor-sport, jerky side for so many episodes in a row.

Here's Dash's single biggest fault: She never thinks ahead. She doesn't think about how anyone will react to what she says or does. Her brain has no filter. She doesn't mean to be a jerk MOST of the time. When she was going to prank Fluttershy and Pinkie told her it would hurt her feelings, she backed down instantly.

>>23376539
Interesting. So we're both right? Oh well, thanks for the info. Did you like the earlier ones? I couldn't stand them.
>>23376502
It's an honor just to be nominated.

>>23376515

>Pinkie/Twilight

Mite be cool. Twilight shippers might get someone to pair with her other than Celestia.

Once upon a time, when first episode came out, Pinkie Pie had nothing but haters, and everybodyw as going "FLUTTERSHY MAI WAIFU"

Now, Pinkie is mroe awesome and has more fans then the other ponies.

Goes to show that times DO change.

I made a Metal version of the theme.
should I continue doing this stuff?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2ishhFkxPU

>>23376552
Thanks! And nothing that can't be finished in about two hours; after that I will be ridiculously busy until Monday.
But sure!

(I was actually about to ask for help with some of those corny Valentines card sayings to make some MLP cards.)

Speaking of twilight, I'm thinking of making her the end choice in my fic.

Or would everyone like dash/fluttershy more?

>>23367115

Does anyone know if the rest of these walking animations have been ripped from the Hub game yet? I have this Pinkie one, and there's a wireframe of Rainbow Dash, but someone has to have more, right?

>>23376550
I like them all, with Pinkie being my favorite. I think Twilight is cutest when she's not sure of herself. Come to think of it, I think Fluttershy is cutest when she is sure of herself. Does anyone else feel that way?

>>23376583
>invisible big mac strikes again.gif

I claim this thread in the name of our excessively happy matron pegasus, Cloud Kicker

>>23376597
Twilight can ship with almost anyone.

>>23376582
O REALLY?

>>23376586

I'm getting tired of watching Dash be a huge douche-bag constantly. An entire episode centered around her would be maximum overkill.

>>23376644
only other one I have is the Rarity one

>>23376550

>10fold every time something messes up her hair or she puts on some piece of clothing

Well you should find this sketch that GlamourKat did for me enjoyable

I cant wait to see it finished

>>23376636

Well if it isnt too much... do you think you could colour that thing you did for me? Twilight reading to the CMC?

I love that pic, thanks for doing it

>>23376652

>Applebloom sees a dick for the first time.jpg

Does anybody have that fic with Stony selling weed to Pinkie saved somewhere?

I'd really appreciate it if someone re-posted it.

>>23376655
Here comes Faucet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEwQKkx4w1s

>>23376644
The Rainbow Dash wireframe....

>>23376601

Pinkie Pie was my favorite until Trixie came along and stole the lime-light away from her. I can't resist that snooty show-pony.

>>23376683
Of course!

>>23376694
>Celestia's cutie mark puking rainbows.jpg

>>23376548
Weird. I'm a post-Objectivist (spoiled from here on because Ayn Rand, so no complaints) and I didn't get a single Objectivist vibe from any of The Matrix.

The robots aren't looters, they're producers, who keep both themselves and the humans alive using the only means they can: human body heat. The humans blotted out the sky, dooming themselves and the machines to a slow death. The fiction of the ongoing war is the only way to keep peace. It's more 1984 meets Terminator meets Grapes of Wrath. The anti-establishment sentiment is actually unreason, and the previous The Ones have been sensible enough to see the truth: this is the only way to survive. If the war is not a fiction, consider this: where does all the light for Zion come from?

>>23376668
Dash is currently my least favorite (fightin' words around here I know), but I still don't dislike her, and I want her to get an episode that shows off her good side.

>>23376569
>>23376583
>>23376652
>>23376694

oh god
why am i loling?

Taking writing requests

Also taking song suggestions for the Rainbow Dash Character Album

Will post current suggestion list if asked

>>23376661
I'm a newfoal when it comes to fanfiction. What's shipping? Is it just romance? Is more implied?
>>23376627
I felt there was a bit too much noise for some parts. I like the single chord stops. Maybe a bit more minimalist approach would improve it?

>>23376721
The walk cycle is pretty bad.

>>23376668

The episode where Rarity gets her wings will probably show Dash in a positive light. More than likely Rarity is going to do well for her first time flight, Hyper competitive dash is going to get a little angry, but some kind of storm or something will strand Rarity and Dash will fly in to rescue her and Rarity will apologize.

Second possibility is Rarity being faster than Dash with her magic wings, only to get herself stuck someplace nopony can get to her.

>>23376744

>Rarity seducing the pool guy.jpg

>>23376668

I don't think Dash is really a douche bag, more like shes just trying to hard to be cool and comes off that way. Insecure little dweeb she is

>>23376755

This, but I still respect her for essentially bringing most of us early bronies to the show

She was the best thing ever for the first couple of weeks

Without Dash, bronydom might never have gotten off the ground

>>23376763
>The walk cycle is pretty bad.
IT'S IDENTICAL TO THE ONE FROM THE SHOW, BRO

>>23376694
>Celestia gives invisible BigMac a hoofjob.jpg

>>23376762
>What's shipping?

It can be friends, but most people will not call that shipping.

It can be tame cutesy crushes.

It can be intimate relationships and twoo wub.

It can be hardcore sexings.

>>23376763
It's just the stock walk cycle from the show dropped into the flash game....

You're an idiot.

>>23376762
Shipping is romance.
(RelationSHIP)

>>23376679
Awesome! Thanks! I love these so much.

>>23376779
>Fluttershy sucking the red out of Big Mac

>>23376715
>>23376452

Drool buddies!

>>23376797
>Big Mac's dick falling off

>>23376836
I read that as

>Marceline sucking the red out of Big Mac

>>23376817
>It's just the stock walk cycle from the show
Front legs are rubbery. Hind legs go way too high. The timing is evened out and mechanical.

That's is not the show's stock walk cycle.

i cant believe i am excited for this new pony ep

someone please kill me

>>23376782
Dash is a bit selfish so far. She is also one of the most ambitious and the most competitive. She cares about everyone though. This comes out best in the Griffon episode because she decides not to prank Fluttershy and stands up for her friends. I see Dash's jerkiness as a byproduct of hanging out with Gilda.

>>23376550
>>23376550
Luna is my fav.
But Twilight and Rarity are tied for second.
Not enough love for Twilight imo.

>>23376836

>Twilight's ass is right in front of Rarity's face

>>23376782
She's just Dash. She's Buttercup, and Peppermint Patty, and Pooh's friend Rabbit, and Bloo, and Plucky Duck, and my sister, and my aunt, and this gal I knew at work. I've met her before, in a dozen difference women.

People say tomboy without really knowing what it means. It means being more physical than most women. It means not caring about frou-frou when there's better stuff to think about. There's a Myers-Briggs personality type that matches her perfectly.

>>23376864
It's still official. Those front legs look identical to the show's though.
Can we find a comparison gif?

>>23376866
>>23376818
Thanks!
>>23376801
Do you think death can stop Pinkie?

>>23376878
>Spike getting oral gratification.jpg

>>23376892
Oh, and I forgot. Dash is Lauren's self-insert. So don't go talkin' smack 'bout the Dash.

(These are not ... Gurandogyaroppingugara ticket?)
(It is amazing all Equestria terrifically fun super amazing greatest whopping big party!)
(I'm always always always wanted to go!)
Oh Gurandogyaroppingugara is the best place for me
Oh Gurandogyaroppingugara is the best place for me
Hip Hip
Frame
It is the best place for me
The little finger
(Fairy lights and decorations and banners, windmills and pinata and pin cushion)
(Sugar cubes, and the sun Sunday with a cane Dwarf goods, such as beam Sasparilla)
(And my favorite of my incredible love for the game as a pony tail pin - EST to play!)
Oh Gurandogyaroppingugara is the best place for me
Oh Gurandogyaroppingugara is the best place for me
'But it is by far the most amazing feasts galarrific superly-
The entire galaxy
(Wheee!)

>>23376864
>>23376864
it IS actually from the show...
it's possible it just looks different to you because of the transparent parts. for instance the rear legs seem to be going high up, but that's just the upper thigh system stretching and shrinking a lot

>>23376915
>making applebloom.jpg

>>23376915

>Big Mac is Not getting oral gratification.jpg

>>23376744

>Big Mac's thrusts have great force behind them.jpg

>>23376878

>Applebloom sucks Spike's dick.jpg

>>23376892
Dash is just the coolest dude

>>23376928
No. We aren't mentioning self-inserts here. Hahaha.

>>23376949
>>23376950

>mfw those two posts are not mutually exclusive

>>23376950

>Trixie is embarrassed by the looseness of her vagina.jpg

>>23376947
Yeah, here's the Rarity and Pinkie ones and they look fine.
>>23376679
>>23367115

>>23376956
>Invisible ten-story sammich and plastic chair.png

>>23376956
>Pinkie couldn't fit it all in.jpg

"Trixie had never been a shy filly, she's always been the type of pony that would gather attention from far and wide, just to boost her ego and intake all those overwhelming feelings of being praised, having people 'oooh' and her and wanting to be her made her what she was. a self centered ignorant bitch. as some ponies hissed under their neighs. cute. as other simple minded ponies such as snips and snails. those two were her only true fans in Ponyville.

She was about to find out why...

Snips and Snails were excited about meeting the 'Great and Powerful' Trixie, but they were abit intimidated by her power. through their sheer slowness. they put their minds together and thought of a shockingly brilliant plan.

Snips: You know! we should lure an Ursa major here!
Snails: duh huh huh yeah! i want to see her fight in person!
Snips: yeah me too! but you know Snails, that's not the only reason why i want her to fight it!
Snails: why else would ya bring an ursa maajor here ta poniville?
Snips: shh keep your voice down. the reason would be to make her weaker. so we could....
Snails thought for a second then his brain bursted out an idea "OOOOH I GET IT!"

Snips: yeah! with the ursa major to weaken her, we the both of us could take her on, beat her. and make her train us to be strong like her. force her to make us her students!

Snails: oooh i was thinking about pie... I like pie.

next part:

right now.

>>23376978
>Rainbow Dash takes proctology as a career path.jpg

Well, It's getting late and I have to teach right before the episode airs so I'll see everypony in the morning! Pleasant, ponyfilled dreams to all!

>>23377023
You, too!

>>23376949
...It's no fun if your file already comes with the name, you know.

>>23377022

>Big Mac came in Applejack's mouth without warning her.jpg

Guys, help, I'm stuck in this white stuff!

>>23377038

>Fluttershy thanks Applejack for last night

>>23377038
>Applejack is SICK of Fluttershy's flirting.png

>>23377060
Its probally jelly!

>>23376936
She is the Wicked Witch
She made a wicked dance
And deep in her eyes if you look
She'll put you in a trance
Then what will she do?
She will mix a wicked beer
And she'll swallow you
The delicious stew Kina Hiroshi
So ... Watch out!

oh google translate...

>>23377060
>>23377060
>>23377060
wtf, is her special talent buying hipster sunglasses?

Does anyone have a HiRes picture of Sweetie Belle? I can't find a good color reference.

>>23377038
>Fluttershy farts super bad in Applejacks face.jpg

>>23377062

>there's no way Twilight can take all of that.jpg

>>23377064

>i don't think it's supposed to be that colour.jpg

>>23376997

>Snips & Snails

If this is the Rarity and Applejack spanking Trixie story you had in the works, it is not off to a good start.

>>23377090
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Sweetie_Belle
Looks reference-y

>>23377090

Closest thing I've got is this thing Glamourkat drew

>>23377094

>Fluttershy's ass is surprisingly spacious.jpg

>>23377113
Thanks, this is great!

>>23377103
>Big Mac can't control his boner.jpg

Goddamnit, you guys, who made this?
http://www.mediafire.com/?dvn6bb9ziwdds5r

>>23377125
My guess is, you.

>>23377125

Is that some dickfilly Applejack?

>>23377124

>the girls are ready for the money shot.jpg

>>23377117
>wrong hole.jpg

>>23377140
No, some anonymous posted it on the blog in comments. I should have guessed someone would make porn with those builds. Fuck.

>>23377150
>YOUR DICK SO TINY, IS FUNNY TO ME.jpg

>>23377090

How does the whole Spike belches messages from Princess Celestia thing work?

>>23377157

>the boys pulled out just before the girls came.jpg

>>23377174

Genetic experimentation

>>23377174

Spike was forced to eat Celestia out for years until Twilight Sparkle came and took him away. Her vagina and his mouth have been interconnected pathways ever since.

>>23377172

>Twilight has a strangely-shaped penis.jpg

>>23377195
So if Spike sucks a dick...

>>23377195

>>23377125
Brb downloading

>>23377195
So wait that means that the scrolls Celestia sends.... dude.

>>23377205

>>23377185
>offscreen Applejack.jpg

>>23377174
>>23377174
>>23377174
>>23377174

>>23377213
...DUDE!

now I just thought abut hose tickets everypony wanted.

>>23377198
>It's not gay if horns aren't touching.jpg

>>23376283
Someone should replace "auto-saging" with "bump limit", because, you know, that's the official term for when a thread doesnt return to the front page when someone posts in it.

Just saiyan.

>>23377236
a.) I didn't make it
b.) spoiler your shit

>>23377224

>Twilight thinks being a virgin is something to be proud of.jpg

>>23377236

spoilers!

>>23377140

But then why does he burn messages to send them to Celestia?

>>23377238
It obviously impaired my ability to type, even.

>>23377224

>the girls call bullshit on Twilight's sexual encounter with Doctor Whoof

>>23377236
>>23377250
That's the season finale.

>>23377174
it's_magic_I_ain't_gotta_explain_shit.jpg

>>23377253
her palace is an entrence to Hell, of course.

>>23377236

HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO CLICK THAT LITTLE BOX ON THE RIGHT OF THE SUBMIT BUTTON?

ARE YOU THAT FUCKING LAZY?

>>23377249
>strap-on let's go.jpg

>>23377125

Fucking creepy and horrifying.

make one of Dash eating out Fluttershy's candy vag, just like the related pic

>>23377242

>>23377251
I crack up laugh at this every fucking time!

>>23377247
>>23377250
>>23377266

I don't really think drawing a single line on a pony's crotch makes an image suddenly pornographic.

>>23377253

Why have a DRAGON exclusively eat you out? Lets just say it fires up the relationship

Unicorns? Unicorns.

>>23377267

>there have been incredible leaps forward in vibrator technology.jpg

>>23377287
The fuck is that thing? A goat-monkey-unicorn?

i am still not sure if My little pony is a clever plot of the Nsa to introduce 4chan to something so damn cute that our brains dissolve and we all turn into nice and good people....

>>23377287

What an ugly thing

Kill it

>>23377251

This picture is infinitely better since BonBon got a voice.

>>23377297
I love reading such things in her voice

>>23377292
It's Unico, a unicorn anime done by the guy who made Astro Boy and Kimba the White Lion.

His ears freak me out too.

>>23377297

Read it in Rarity's voice. Fuuuuuckk yooouuuu

>>23377256
>Pinkie getting fucked silly.jpg

>>23377296
They might as well start throwing ice cubes at the sun then.

>>23377290

>but not incredible enough for the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE.png

>>23377279
Hey guys! Let's argue if a sweaty pony with her tongue out straddling another sweaty pony with her crotch and anus exposed is pornography or not!
You're right! It's NOT pornographic if we use some esoteric definition of pornography.

>>mfw shippers ship Big Mac with all of the mane cast simply because he's the only true recurring male pony.

Also,

>>mfw there'll no shipping between the main cast and Dr. Whoof, etc.

Rainbow Dash/Wonderbolt leader OTP for master race.

>>23377106
i was doing what now?
oh that? shit i forgot what my own fanfiction was about. i started just writing about Trixie... nothing but Trixie.

TRIXIE. TRIXIE. TRIXIE.

>>23377311
>invisible Big Macintosh

>>23377311

>Rarity is still sore.jpg

guys, i'm running out of unedited images.

>>23377306
Probably never saw a horse.

>>23377316
never underestimate icecubes

Flockdraw!

>>23377290
>Trixie... fell down some stairs.jpg

>>23377327

>mane cast

Nice one.

Maybe a little out of place, but what is today's episode?

>>23377327
Have we come up for names for the Wonderbolts flyers yet? How many are there? Three?

>>23377353

Feeling Pinkie Keen

It's about Twilight trying to discover the source behind Pinkie's ability to predict the future

>>23377356

Yes three

Two girls and one guy (inverse of Shadowbolts)

>what this thread has turned into for me

>>23377342
But she does look like a mare...

>>23377367

Well What else do you want to discuss Snarky?

Offer us something interesting and I for one will respond

>>23377345

>Pinkie offers Twilight wishes in exchange for her soul.jpg

>>23377366
I vote for calling the male pony Maverick

Pony gaems. I kind of want to play this.

>>23377342
Lol'd specially at the Twilight line. Also good to see flockdraw running strong.

>>23377389

Maverick. Deadly. El-Tee.

>>23377334
>Spike watching RD and AJ fuck.jpg

>>23377410

>Twilight regales the audience with tales of her depravity.jpg

>>23377387
>Rainbow Dash can't stand still for five seconds.jpg

>>23377390
Tarnation, if it weren't for that little programming detail, we could have lots of games.

>>23377407
And the team's theme song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o

>>23377423
>Pinkie swallows.jpg

>>23377424

>Applejack wants to french Rainbow Dash.png

>>23376997
ALTERNATE ENDING TO 'BOAST BUSTERS:
Trixie: okay! here is my strongest attack!
Trixie charged her strongest attack, a white flash blinded the Ursa Minor, the Minor tumbled around crying out, roaring and bumping into the trees, tripping on a stump and landing hard, knocking itself unconscious.
"I, TRIXIE HAVE DEFEATED THE URSA MAJOR!"
all the ponies were barely being rudely awakened by the commotion, then out of the crowd, Twilight squeezed herself in and confronted Trixie.
"Oh... my gosh...." she said in a worried tone. "Do you know what you just did?"
Trixie exhausted replied "I defeated the Ursa Major!"
Twilight looked at her in a confused manner "Ursa Major? I thought you said you fought an Ursa Major before, this isn't an Ursa Major...."
Trixie responded "...I-It's not..."
Twilight looked at her then walks over to the Ursa minor "This is an Ursa Minor, and-"
"oh no. you killed it."

>>23377432
http://perianardocyl.deviantart.com/art/Rainbow-Dash-Attack-196933615

>>23377407
Requestan Maverick/Dash rule 34

>>23377444
>giant condoms in the background.jpg

>>23377449
>continued...
Trixie smirked and responded "well i saved the town then, from this rampaging monstrosity."
Twilight responded defensively "IT WASN'T RAMPAGING! From the looks of it, an Ursa Minor wouldn't come attacking unless it felt threatened. someone.... must have disturbed it in it's habitat."
Snips and Snails looked at each other and frowned.
Twilight noticed them, and raised her voice at them
"YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU?! YOU BOYS ARE IN ALOT OF TROUBLE AND IN GRAVE DANGER!!!
LEAVE TOWN. NOW!!! RUN BOYS RUN!!!"
Snips and Snails both in fear trotted off and screamed "WE'RE SORRY!!!"
Twilight looked back at Trixie looking down at the Ursa's body and looked back at Trixie "you okay?"
Trixie responded "I killed a baby.... an Ursa Minor...."
Twilight gave her a funny look "what? you actually believed that Ursa Minor shit?" Trixie looked at Twilight "What are you talking about?"
Twilight started nibbling at Trixie's Neck and responded "I knew what those buffoons were up to... i just wanted them out of the way so i can have you all to myself. now... bend your front legs and lift your flank.
your hind is mine."
twilight smirked and began to work her own 'special' magic.
>mfw when my story sucks anyways
oh well. ce la ve.

>>23377451
I've seen this one, it's awesome. I'm saying we need MORE!

>>23377444
>The Woody Cocksucker show

>>23377459

>Twilight grows a 3rd eye.jpg

Ok, I'm watching the episode where Twilight Sparkle has two tickets to the Gala thing and everypony is trying to do favors for her so they can get a ticket.

Then they show Angel tossing a salad.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

/erection

/r/ing a clean, full body picture of Dr. Whoof for drawing purposes. Neutral/Happy facial expression is prefered.

>>23377457
I'll support this...as long as Maverick has aviators on

>>23377461
Man, I thought it was going somewhere and you just turned it into more fucking porn.

>>23377457

Maverick is being aggressive, and Dash is responding. Dash keeps stopping him half-heartedly, pushing a hoof against his chest, holding him back. and each time as though she was trying to fool herself into thinking she wanted it to end, her resistance grows a little weaker. she pants breathlessly now, quivering with both anticipation and trepidation. "b-but i'm... i-i-i'm a lesbian..." she coos softly, the words more moaned then spoken.

Maverick stops, looking down at her. he cocks his head to the side, grinning rakishly. "say that again", he challenges her. as the words begin to form on her lips, Maverick pounces on her, plunging her into a realm of passion and ecstasy that she had only dreamt of before.

>>23377461

This pleases me, do continue! Twilight's tongue needs to get its jig on.

>>23377491

closest i have.

>>23377491

well there is this

>>23377461
>ce la ve.

>>23377491

and this

>>23377514
>>23377516

Thank you, I'll have that wallpaper finished in no time now.

>>23377508
And to imagine this all started just because Maverick thought Dash had lost that love and feeling...

>>23377508
More goddammit!

>>23377506
well at first it was going to be a spank fic with Trixie, then it was going to be a Applejack Rarity Trixie fic ( i forgot who the hell said that it was going to be that, but i just went along with it and said 'durr hurr fine') and now. it's a twilight and trixie fic.

porn. or not. i was just doing this cause alternate endings are fun. and if it's porn some people want. it's porn some people get.

this story is going nowhere. i can't please any of you faggots. i'm outtie.

>>23377508
I won't be surprised when the Rainbow Dash episode comes along and she DOES crush on the wonderbolt leader.

Faust is a feminist though so he will be an asshole and the moral of the story will be "men suck."

>>23377512
aaah a fan! well then! i do not want to disappoint. for you. good sir. of course. nothing better to do anyways.

>>23377541

but Faust isn't the batshit insane brand of feminist. She just wants equality, nothing else.

>>23377541

>Faust is a feminist

Uh... I thought she wrote a whole article countering a feminist who attacked FiM? Or am I getting that backwards?

>>23377533

>Love and Feeling

the Righteous Brothers frown upon your shenanigans.

>>23377535

i'm the best at what i do. and what i do is write emotions-based porn stories.

>>23377491
does this help?

>>23377546

Yes please and thanks!

>>23377508
Congrats, you just went full retard

>>23377573

yes, i know. i mix tenses and conditionals.

>>23377541
>>implying feminism is a bad thing

>>23377555
Exactly.

Then again, 4chan is filled with misogynistic, self-righteous male faggots. Not surprising.

>>23377555
She is involved with feminism, and was miffed that her show would be seen as otherwise.

>>23377555
no, your quite correct on that, unfortunatly I don't have links to either article to repost on here for everypony.

>>23377555
if someone doesn't believe women are inferiors and only made to provide sexual pleasure and kids and food, then they are feminists.

>>23377555
Yeah, there's no feminist hivemind. I consider myself a feminist, and that original article was a bunch of paranoid whiny bullshit, and Faust was right to tear into her.

Faust's feminism means not forcing girls to be obsessed with hair and makeup and pink things and tee-hee math is hard. She's pretty equal opportunity.

>>23377390
that's the last-gen Bon Bon on the left, right? She was the original baker, and still must be better at it than Pinkyaslo ship these two.

>>23377600

technically correct is the best kind of correct.

>>23377555
You also forgot the part where she admitted she was a feminist in her rebuttal and how she ACTUALLY LIKED THAT MAGAZINE BEFORE IT RAGGED ON HER SHOW.

Look at every male character in this show...

Spike - annoying little brother. Albeit he is well-developed. Probably because he is a main character

Big Mac - a woman's fantasy man. Shuts up and works all day, while spouting out goofy catchphrases.

Sea Serpent - Gay guy. Like you can argue if Rainbow Dash is lesbian or not, but this guy was fucking flaming.

Snips and Snails - A female's portrayal of the stupidity of boys. Notice how Applebloom and the CMC are actually about as intelligent as the main cast, while Snips and Snails are flat out retarded.

Red Dragon - Bully that can be persuaded through "stern female discipline".

what's the episode big mac says e'yup towards the end and everyone laughs?

>>23377600
I thought men were supposed to desire women who could be seen as "partners" and not servants?
Or am I just odd?

>>23377610
>admitted she was a feminist

And? So? What's wrong with that?

Your overanalysis of the male characters is pretty similar to what the original author on that slam piece was doing but for the other gender. As in, it's bullshit. And all the characters have good and bad points.

Come on guys, enough arguing over whether or not Faust is a feminist. What ever happened to the green text pictures? And the Top Gun references?

>>23377617

>"HE'S A PONY AND HE SAYS EEYUP"

>>23377639
yes, that helps me greatly.

>>23377634
Uh.. the blog chick was saying that the show was fucking racist because there "were no black ponies"

My analyzing is sound. I would originally say that Big Mac completely crushed this whole theory, but then they just had him say "Yup" like fucking 20 times with the girls laughing about how silly he was.

>>23377617

Winter Wrap Up.

>>23377621
No, there's a minority of men who do want women as combination mom/sex-slave/caretaker. I believe most guys would prefer a partner role.

A feminist is just someone who is against women being treated like the combination mom/sex-slave/caretaker.

>>23377639
You're forgetting he's also a Southern stereotype. It's expected of us (the South, that is) to use such vernacular.

>>23377639
wait... so sheldon is big macs voice actor?

>>23377512
Twilight realized she was moving rather to fast... she ceased from continuing and granted Trixie 'mercy'
Trixie: Why'd you stop?
Twilight looked at her, then she leaned in next to her and whispered "I wouldn't want an audience if i were you... some ponies are starting to wonder what all the commotion was..." Trixie then asked "what about the Ursa M-" before she could finish her sentence she looked over to where the Ursa had fallen, it wasn't there. nothing was. she was confused.

"But... how?" Trixie responded in confusion
Twilight replied "There was no Ursa.... It was number 43 of my spells, optical illusions. the play of the eyes. You're not the only one who can play Magician..."
Twilight then slapped Trixie's flank and forced her to move "Come on... you have to help me with my next 'trick', I think only you can. after all... you are the great and powerful Trixie, let's see if the 'great and powerful' can withstand the 'rough and senseless' punishment she's about to receive...

>>23377635
we have to discuss the show and topics about the show now and then, otherwise imagelimit comes too quick before autosaging happens.

>>23377600
/b/tard detected.

>>23377655
thx

>>23377617
Winter Wrap-up... but we don't like to talk about this part.

>>23377610
Don't really think Spike could be considered annoying.

>>23377617
Winter Wrap Up
I kinda hated that part

>>23377653
http://msmagazine.com/blog/blog/2010/12/09/my-little-homophobic-racist-smarts-shaming-pony/

>sexed-up makeover of various children’s toys–in this case, the hallowed My Little Pony franchise from Hasbro

>I was immediately concerned that the only pony that looked slightly angry or tomboyish was the rainbow pony. Since there’s a false stereotype that all feminists are angry, tomboyish lesbians, it was disconcerting to think that a kid’s TV show would uphold this. I watched the video clip and, indeed, the rainbow pony stands out as having a perpetually maniacal expression while the others are cute and cuddly.

>This cheerful description of an authority figure specifically ordering a pony to stop studying so that she can make friends reminds me of the infamous Barbie quote–”Math class is tough.” Ponyville seems to be a culture that dismisses girls who prefer reading books to playing dress-up and looking beautiful (and sparkling, of course).

>Lauren Faust who is a feminist wants equal rights
>In Winter Wrap Up, have no females pushing the carts, only males. Applejack is the female leader instructing the lower, working males what to do.

Just like a feminist. As soon as the work comes, all of their "equal rights!" shit is out the window.

image limit before bump limit? I am disappoint

>>23377669

Considering Spikes Snarky attitude and flair for slinging insults just as easily as pulling a favor for the top critic of equestria, I've always considered him more of the joker for MLP.

"Some men just want to watch the world Pony."

>>23377662

Oh yes! Take her home Twilight!

>>23377681
>>implying none of the females were pushing the cars in the background

They were pushing, the aniamtors just chose to focus on the male ponies. Fo' shame.

>>23377688
Why? It almost always hits image limit first.

>>23377688
10 more posts to go then we're in autosage, discuss something

>>23377675
Thanks for proving my point! Very helpful. Shes an insane feminist nazi, and I am a glorious philosopher of feminist's fantasy views of men.

>>23377681
Hahahahahaha are you fucking serious? Except for the part where Twilight uses a cart and then FUCKS EVERYTHING UP CAUSE SHE SUCKS SO BAD.

>>23377675
The blogger behind this comes off as entirely reactionary, the quote regarding Twilight being told to make friends as debasing a studious lifestyle gives me the impression this lady watched the first 5 minutes of the show before she wrote this.

>>23377705
Yes, the original article was insane.

Faust's reply was awesome, though.

I highly suggest there be more DashxMaverick

>>23377708

Also claiming the only tomboyish one being Dash.

I mean, Applejack was introduced BEFORE her.

>>23377662

Best be keepin' that up!

Okay, just finished the request; I guess I should wait for the new thread to post it.

>>23377708
You give her too much credit. I doubt she even got past the synopsis.
But it's 5:30. I have work at 2. I need some sleep, at least. Good day to you all.

New thread fucking where?

>>23377726
not made yet, I'll go make one (hopefully before 5 more are made)

>>23377714
Seconded. And thanks to that, I now have to go torrent Top Gun...

>>23377708
Yes.

See the fact is is that my male evaluations are actually from watching every single episode. I bet if I asked some girl who was watching this show what she though of males, she would probably tell me I'm fucking retarded.

Maybe it's Fausts way of getting back at all of the male centered cartoon's? Even then, all of the male cartoons usually had very domineering female figures.

See bronies. We are living in a world where men are told to act more feminine, but females want a masculine male. So we come across this conflict that feminism has.

Do you want equal rights? Guaranteed draft into the military? All the extra burdens that come with being male?

Why do you want us to act less controlling, yet be masculine enough to fill your desires?

It is confusing.

>>23377715
>>23377721
Yeah the blogger seemed like she came out the gate prepared to hate this show from the promo images alone.
No black ponies? Zecora! In an episode about not judging people!
Applejack is a tomboy too!
She's a fricking kneejerk idiot. And I say that as a feminist. I'd like to punch her in the face for adding to the list of rotten feminist stereotypes.

>>23377726
How about >>23373547
?

>>23377715
I agree with you entirely, I was pretty confused by her claim that Dash isn't "cute and cuddly". Remember Dash's first scene? My heart nearly seized up she was so bloody adorable.

But unrelatedly; do you think Applejack is a tomboy? I've never really seen her that way, I've always kind of perceived her physique and attitude as a byproduct of her work. Sure all the stuff she does is pretty manly, I just thought she was more "All business" than "tomboyish".

there are many kinds of feminism. it's like christians. there are good ones and bad ones.

>>23377753

New Thread

>>23377746
My bf loves this show and he has no problem with how male ponies are portrayed. :/

applejack is definitely a tomboy. she kicks trees for a living

ponies.

I'm gonna be honest and say I really don't know anything to say right now that's pony related other than that.

I've been listening to more sings to add to the Rainbow Dash Album for critique from the bronies. Thinking of getting rid of the ones that were suggested but don't really fit but I don't wanna get called out for pissing someone off with my opinions.

>>23377759
Your BF is probably also your bitch.

Also he probably doesn't look too much into it as I do.

>>23377751
Pretty much this. AJ doesn't look like she's trying hard.

As for Spike not being annoying, I kind of agree. He is actually my favorite character.

Look at the first 2 episodes (that Faust happened to write). Spike is thrown around and get's his shit slapped, and we also have a CLEAR annoying little brother scenario.

Luckily writers took off with him and made him his own character instead of Faust's personal Pinata.

Really we should probably be thanking the writers more than Faust.

>>23377639
If you're still here Starky, it would be awesome if you were to expand on that short Dash piece you just wrote. Later on, that is. Or were you implying that's as far as you'd take it?

>>23377751
Depends if you just define 'tomboy' as 'girl who acts like a boy' which is pretty vague. And yeah, it doesn't really fit Applejack.

In fact, for most of the characters I think I can safely say, gender does not really factor into their personalities. Twilight's a nerd, RD's an athlete, Pinkie Pie's a space case, it's only really Rarity and Fluttershy that resemble stereotypical female characters.

>>23377768
We have a partnership type of relationship... I'm a pretty emphatic masculist, I went to bat for my friend when he was gonna lose custody of his kid, I'm not man-hating. We do analyse shows to an extent, but we both find the male characters likable. Spike is no more or less annoying than any other character, and he is a main character. Do we wish there were more boy ponies? Sure. But it's not some angry feminist "all men suck" sort of show.

>>23376761

If you're still taking requests, I'm still requesting a Twilight/RD sequel, if that's okay....