Is it safe? Sure are a lot of rearinjured neckbeards swarming today.

isn't every thread full of butthurts?

Troll thread? The other thread is perfectly fine.

Uh? What?
The previous general was perfectly fine...
Are you talking about the moe thread where the anti pony are arguing between each others??

>>23268197

According to the hyperindex, that thread is dying.

While i would go "KEEP TO ONE THREAD" you're right.

The other thread is full of analpain.

SO LET US DISCUSS PONIES

The evil Katrina becomes FiM canon.
Spike's shapeshifting brother is her minion.

She needs a redesign in keeping with the new show, and a VA that sounds like Ertha Kitt.

But for GOD sake no Bushwillies

Ahh, a pony thread that wasn't created by someone complaining about us.
>requesting a my little pony feelsgoodman.jpg

I do believe this is a troll thread.
Fuck off.

>>23268228

No.

I used to wonder what Friendship could be
Till I came to /co/ and you all shared it with me
Another macro!
Tons of Threads!
Shipping ponies!
Downloading songs!
Watching episodes!
When sage hits delete
Anotherpony General repeats!
YEAH!

>>23268228
Yeah, now that I think about it you're right...
Let's stay in the old general a little longer...

>>23268162

Only because Twilight pointed out that the Trixtanic wasn't a warship, and Rarity accidentally beaned Fluttershy with a cupcake, which Pinkie had to clean off.

posting ponies in a pony thread

Lets discuss the way Rarity says 'applejack'.

Link to the hyperindex please
I'm away from home

>>23268192
Butthurt, butthurt never changes.

thinkung in something to discuss

>>23268292
http://www.determinismsucks.net/archive/mlpgeneral/

its a nightmare right now.

>>23268296

That pony's cutie mark is a sideways sad face.

What the hell kind of job does it do?

>>23268321
Moon and Stars
Jihad Pony

G1 Pony had no designation career to cutie mark.
Mostly just to namesake.

/r/ing this in color

any drawfags taking requests?

>>23268354

Oh, that's dumb.

>>23268378
Oh yeah.
Classic MLP is saccharine sweet and retard complicated plotwise.
Also, a human had to solve shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogt3KZ66seQ

I really hope we dont humans in FiM, aldo we probably wont, in the last gens they were humans since the beggining right?

>>23268447
Depends on how much Hasbro messes with the show. Lauren doesn't want humans, but Hasbro might.

>>23268197
>>23268260
Dont feed the Parasprites

This is what Ponyfolk call trolls.
They consume and multiply, latching on to those who give them attention.
If you do respond, just send them a link to MLP music, and they will go away.

>>23268221

the other one wasn't even a general, it's a meta thread complaining about us

>>23268491
The minute two Earth kids appear in this like fucking Dragon Tales, the shark is jumped, stuffed and mounted.

All it takes is one exec seeing the old series and this and thinking how a human would let kids connect with the show! Then it's all over.

so this is the new general

>>23268314
that looks like twilight teaching pinkie how to read

why is the thought of illiterate pinkie not surprising to me?

>>23268527

http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=vcC1ZRqYxW4

Any word on the Princess Rainbow Dash ?

>>23268568
Two ethnically diverse kids, one in a wheelchair.
Then we meet a pony in a wheelchariot, rear hooves paralyzed.

>>23268521
There's the new gen!

There's a lot of generals this morning.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1C8XfTDh6tnf-oT7tVgleHp4syXHEVU28Q81EE1_uAH8/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CNW25I8L

>>23268589
You got it.

Now make a few more repeat links for future 'sprite infestations.

>>23268568
First episode of season two, right here.

>>23268491
I wouldn't think so, at least not for more than one episode. The writers probably know well enough that a human showing up would be seen by everyone as a shark jump moment, and Hasbro doesn't sell toys of humans anyway.

If we didn't have an annoying little girl show up in the first episode, we won't have one now. Twilight Sparkle and Spike work fine as viewer surrogates anyway.

And I think shows might actually be over having annoying token humans when they realised kids hate them.

>>23268635

>>23268606
see
>>23268589

>>23268575

maybe they're just reading watchmen or something...so if anydrawfag is feeling like it I request the cast of Home Movies as ponys

>>23268603

Oh my God, I'm getting flashbacks to the aborted western Sailor Moon with the crippled Scout.

>>23268657
Home Movies cast shooting a bad MLP movie with horrible costumes.

My Lethal Dethklok: Friendship is METAL!

Sooo are we discussing why Rainbow dash is the best?

Does anybody know if Jimbo has done anymore of her Derpy story?

>>23268603
Then we learn that Ponys now seem to have ethnic versions that celebrate holidays like humans do!
They speak with accents and teach the kids the wonders of being diverse.

Then we see more Baby Ponys!
Ah the nursery is a showcase of at least 5 new eps.
The little ones get into so much mischief!
The core Ponys of the show? Well they appear just long enough to set the humans and baby ponys on a grand adventure, then get the fuck off the screen.

Also Twilight Sparkle uses magic to take the power of friendship and place it in a heart locket to give to the humans from now on.
Only the humans they just met are wise enough to hold the magic of Friendship.

>>23268491
>>23268645

Ah, but what if the Galaxy Girls come by for a crossover?

Now why would the cover those parts?

>>23268739
You think Rainbow Dash is the best?
>pic

>>23268788
because you're a faget

>>23268772
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnYCSYR7eyQ

>>23268788
Rainbow Dash sleeps in the nude.

>>23268788
fukken typo'd *they

>>23268803
I like that, she should say it more often

>>23268788
Candy Vag

>>23268788
Because it's a cartoon and they had a chance to show a pony in a bikini.
No other reason is needed.

>>23268819
OH CHRIST, THAT BURNS!

>>23268764
Nope... try asking at night when she's around, or in the IRC.

parasprites are attracted to the candymilk and candyvag smell

>>23268819
God, where are you?

>Fluttershy acts like a bitch
>LOL FLUTTERSHY PWNED RARITY, BEST MOMENT EVER! XD

>>23268819
I was tempted to link to that when asked for the new MLP everyone is crazy about.

I was nice and gave them the good stuff and now we have a new Brony.

>>23268975

Just think, if Fluttershy WORKED for Rarity it would make the business skyrocket.

>>23268819
>>23268888

G3.5 PINKIE PIE WANTS YOUR SOOOOULS

>two threads
>the one without the general image is better

Hm. This happened last night,too.

Have we reached the point where we need a decoy thread to keep the trolls and morons corralled?

Must we pull an Applejack and employ our epic herding skills in order to have a decent discussion?

>>23269146
Cutie Mark diapers...
They shit in those.

>>23269161
plus it's PONY SHIT

>>23268975
>implying fluttershy knows shit about fashion

>>23269160
We haven't had a good discussion in months.

>>23269173
My god she's an encyclopedia about sewing and fashion. Watch the recent ep.

Fluttershy has intrest in dresses, but she dosn't know about fashion

You know, I'd love if future episodes explored Rarity and Fluttershy's mutual intrest to further develop the characters.

>>23269207
She has SEWING knowledge, but she obviously didn't know anything about style, or else her dress wouldn't have gotten her laughed at like everyone else.

>>23269207

Doesn't mean she knows about fashion in the same sense as Rarity (ie. knows how to make a dress that works).

She does seem to know her sewing.

>>23268975
It was my favorite bit of the episode, not because I think she owned Rarity (in fact Fluttershy was being really mean) but because of the great vocal performance by Andrea Libman during Fluttershy's rant.

She basically took Pinkie's super-speed talking routine and did it with Fluttershy's voice and vocabulary. The latter is key, because Pinkie tends to use much simpler words, whereas Fluttershy used much more complex terms, some of which weren't even in English, yet Libman keeps it all flowing beautifully.

I think the best thing about this show may be the voice work. It's just some of the best I've ever heard.

Fluttershy makes the perfect worker in a dress shop, executing Rarity's visions.

Can someone please tell me, is this the general, or the other thread Jim started ?

>>23269146
THAT IS NOT PINKIE PIE! THAT IS A SKINWALKER!

>>23269253

This would be awesome.

The Devil Wears Pony

General image holder here.
Jim is the new gen, maybe I'll let this one be the next gen when the other one reach image limit, so in an hour or so.
Until then, ride the other on, guys!

>>23268221

>>23269224
Fluttershy has probably read a ton of stuff on clothesmaking but has never actually done it, and obviously lacks any sort of eye for design. She basically approached fashion the same way Twilight approached slumber parties: "I have no experience in this at all, but the book said to do this!"

In fact, I bet Fluttershy, like Twilight, is really booksmart. They're both socially inept, and probably spend a lot of time by themselves, reading. I'm surprised we don't see them hang out more often, since they're basically the nerds of the group.

(in before shipping.)

>>23269218
>>23269224

She doesn't have to design them, just help make them.

>>23269253

This.

>>23269146
Call me a madman, but I like mr. Quackerson.

>>23269293
Alright then.

NO IMAGES IN THIS THREAD 'ERE, BRONIES.

At least until other thread reaches image limit.

Fluttershy is a pegasus, so she has no tk magic to sew with.

>>23269253

DO WANT

>>23269320

Flutter probably said "I love these shoes", "Such a beautiful hat", etc. and then threw all together into an espectacular trainwreck without noticing things had to combine in specific ways.

Bitch move aside, this new revelation about Fluttershy's intrests would make for some intresting interaction with the other characters.

I hope it gets used again in future episodes.

>>23269320
You can divide the girls by their willingness to socialize into equal numbers nerds and non-nerds:

SOCIALLY INEPT NERD: Twilight

SOCIALLY TIMID NERD: Fluttershy

LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M BEING AN ARTIST NERD: Rarity

And then the cool chicks:

POPULAR GIRL WHO SHOWS OFF: Rainbow Dash

POPULAR GIRL WHO THROWS THE BEST PARTIES AND KNOWS EVERYONE: Pinkie Pie

POPULAR GIRL WHO BOSSES THE OTHERS AROUND: Applejack

>>23269364
http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=fSbXGsysAAk

>>23269273

CHERILEE AND SCOOTALOO LOVE SOOOOOULS

>>23269327

Fluttershy is NOT good under pressure though. I imagine it would take her about 3 times as long to accomplish the same quality as Rarity does. On top of that, when things get busy she'll panic and go hide.

>>23269418

I love you, man.

GO TEAM NERD!

more funny horsevids:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqKpCsPdCX0&feature=related

BTW am I the only one who wonders that where do ponies come from? I mean not like "from Equestria, but how do they reproduce if they do at all? And I am not trying to sound like a furry, but I remember there being a "mother pony" in Applebuck Season, so it just crossed my mind - where was the father? With this, it would seem that everypony indeed has parents (the existence of Granny Smith obviously also supports this idea), so where are they then? Where are Twilight's parents? Do they know that she is very close with THE one princess of this "kingdom?" If that truly is the case, then it must be that the ponies indeed have sex.
Most of the ponies live alone, and some ponies even have a job like Rarity or Applejack for example, so that would suggest them being at least older than 20-years old... Also looking at Granny Smith, we can guess that they can live for quite long actually, so I repeat: where are their parents? Why are they never mentioned?

>>23269626
whoops, didn't want to spoiler the entire later part. my bad...

>>23269626
I think it's been established as unofficial canon that ponies do reproduce through intercourse.

>>23269464
didya know that cheerilee and scootaloo are sisters?

I'm not articulate enough to say this in some sort of meaningful or splendorous manner, so I'm just going to come out and say it.

I have some to the conclusion that MLP is /co/'s version of Moe. Along with that, I believe that my assumption holds water when compared to [a/ and it's horrible Moe culture, all the anime pillows, the sex dolls, the forever alone, the hentai and the threads. People involved in the MLP threads mimic the same mannerisms, posturing and over-all unilateral culture that fester's over at [a/.

This is a step backwards, a huge step backwards in fact. /co/mrades our subculture has grown beyond the immature and self inflicted social suicide that [a/ is still dealing with, all of our porn, our pics, and our threads are done in a light hearted and not to serious manner when dealing with characters the we enjoy. MLP posters take themselves far to seriously for this to be a normal /co/ related cartoon discussion. This level of social retardation doesn't even pop up in Starfire/Raven threads. It is coming close to Sonic the Hedgehog level fandom, and that's a problem that I'm sure I don't have to explain.

tl:dr
MLP appears to merge the disturbingly backwards Moe culture of [a/, and the morally and ethically retarded culture of serious furries. It is counter to /co/ and it's progressive understanding of fictional character and how they are portrayed through the established culture.

>>23269689
take your copypasta with you and fuck off

>>23269689

You. You have your own thread already.
Go there.

For every Rarity fan out there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrnAZO9iJVU

>>23269626
I had a theory concerning cutie marks.

Basically, when a pony excelled at some kind of task, this pony would get a cutie mark, and then it will be drafted to Equestria. That would mean there was two towns: Ponyville, which was inhabited purely by ponies with cutie marks, and another nameless town, inhabited by ponies without cutie marks.

Everybody's parents are in that very town.

Circa call of the cutie mark, however, my theory no longer holds any grounds whatsoever.

>>23269464

thank god we got some fucking new art

that is disgusting

>>23269725
you fucker's are worse than that drakken tripfag

>>23269781
Uh, drafted to Ponyville, not Equestria.

>>23269781
Wouldn't that theory already have been invalidated when they started mentioning places like Hoofington and Fillydelphia?

>>23269853
Yes.

>>23269820

>you fucker's are worse than that
>you fucker's are
>fucker's

I could use big words but I'm gonna go with lrn2englishgrammar.

>>23269689
>I have some to the conclusion that MLP is /co/'s version of Moe.
Moe is the most misused term since emo.

>>23269781
The big difference I believe is the respect which the creators treat the subject material. The people who make mainstream anime MOEMOE -UGUU- do it because they are exploiting the fanbase of that particular type. Whereas Faust just wants to make a show that accurately depicts women without being preachy bullshit.

And fuck you 10/10 I mad.

>>23270008
Wrong thread, man.

>>23270008
What did I ever do to you?

>>23270086
Sorry I was aiming for acouple posts above you. I need coffee.

>Mfw my favorites are the "Popular" team

>>23269418
Isn't Pinky nerdy too?

>>23270179

me too bro

although i like rarity

>>23270211
I'm pretty sure Rarity would be part of the popular team, whereas Pinkie Pie would be part of the Nerdy team.

>>23270211
How is she in anyway "nerdy"?

>>23270266

The most popular pony in Ponyville=not the popular team.

Reclusive dress maker-not the nerdy team.

What?

>>23270353
I think its pretty arbitrary to start assigning Rarity to the "Poplar" and "unpoplar" teams.

>>23270353
Pinkie Pie is the kind of girl that would bring balloons and clowns to her 17 year old birthday party.
You know the type.

Rarity is a pony that cares too much about her appearance. In what clique do you think she would belong? The nerdy clique, or the fashionista club?

Deal With It.

>>23270439
>>23270438

I can maybe agree with you on Rarity, but Pinkie Pie is the POPULAR pony. The PARTY pony!

Everyone is dweebs and nerds

except Gilda

>>23270499
This. Pinkie's not nerdy, just Pinkie.

Also Rarity is quite well adjusted as far as socializing goes, but her raging OCD does hamper her interaction with other poni.

>>23270439
I'd say Rarity is the artsy nerd. The fact that her artform is fashion does not change this, because most popular chicks who say they're big on fashion really mean they're big on buying clothes, not making them. They're all about consumption; Rarity's all about creation.

>>23268521
has reached image limit.

Everybody, start postan images ! Here's our new general !

>>23271585
oh noez!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZpYYAMnjQ
want a cupcake?

Jack is truly amazing!

>>23271543

>"She kind of is!"

Cuntish during this, too.

>>23269146
>pinkie in a diaper
>this is my ultimate fetish

but not in baby form i want grown up pinkie in a diaper sitting on my face

>>23269626

Simple. There are too few males for their society to incorporate a standard male/female pairing as a lifelong relationship thing. For pony population to be sustained, the males will have to "make the rounds" so to speak. The exception would probably be older guys who have finished their studwork and generally settle down (like Mr. Cake). The younger ones though, they are going to know their services are in demand and they are going to be all over the place. The end result of this is alot of single pony moms raising kids, who then move out when they are old enough, leaving a whole lot of ponies living by themselves.

>>23271725

>>23271725

>>23271722
I see the General Image, posting Linkboard

---------------------------------------------
[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ] - Ver 07/FEB/2011
---------------------------------------------

MLP:FiM /co/ Thread Locator and Archive:
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

Youtube Channel with episodes
SQ: http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony
HQ: http://www.youtube.com/user/MAST3RLINKX#grid/user/24AE1F816423DF1A

Download links for episodes:
http://tinyurl.com/mlpfimentos

Community Wiki:
http://mlp.wikia.com

Pony shoes:
http://www.zazzle.com/bashamo/gifts?cg=196657557626152945

MLP /co/ Blog:
http://equestriadaily.blogspot.com

MORE LINKS
~~~~~~~~~~
http://mlp.wikia.com/External_links
~~~~~~~~~~

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[ The Subject of New Threads & The Generals ]
---------------------------------------------
Please check the MLP:FiM Thread Locator and
Archive before going out and about and starting
a new thread. /co/ doesn't mind if we stay in
a general thread, but the biggest complaint I
see from them is that there are multiple threads.

A new general should not be made until the official
general is on the brink of autosaging into 404 hell,
and is at the image limit (150 pics). Once a new one
is established, it should be posted at the end of the
old general and everyone needs to herd themselves to
the next.

Please only post Generals on /co/ and maybe wallpapers
on /wg/, thank you.

Obviously trolls & haters cannot be helped.

New System: When the old general thread dies, the
general thread image is to be deleted and placed
onto the new one. Old general will be archived.

Archive system can only pick up threads with the
correct keywords, MLP, Pony, Ponies and things
along them lines work.

New system thanks to Archive!noTe.poNY.
---------------------------------------------

>>23271756
i second this!

>>23271751
>>23271756

NOT AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING HIVEMINDS.

well, ok then
>>23271762
>>23271722

>>23268296
>>23268218

Forget Escape from Catrina, make it a Escape from Midnight Castle instead, and rather than making Celestia or the bearers of the Elements of Harmony defeat the bad guy, make LUNA absorb the power of darkness onto herself and rip him a new one, all while she claims that a world without light would make her night completely meaningless.
Extra points if she turns back into Nightmare Moon and proceeds to show him how the power of darkness can be turned against him if he is such a foal as to raise his hand against the mistress of darkness herself.

>>23271782

its herdmind anonymous

>>23268296
>>23268296
i hope they never add something like this to the show, the furfaggotry is already out of control

>>23271714
Honesty =! Cuntish

But yeah is is jerkish in most episodes.

That's what you get for being a brash, showoff pony

>>23271725

you know I am not one to judge, but why would you actually POST that

>>23271714
>implying Dash doesn't just suffer from hoof-in-mouth syndrome.

Remember when AppleJack was /co/ favorite pony?

>>23271536
There is a newer MLP general here.
Please do not clog up the front page.

>>23271858
yuup

>>23271858

She still is my favorite pony. At least until 8li9ht finishes up the others.

>>23271868
newer does not mean better. this has the general image, we're using this one

What's this "Hivemind" you guys keep talking about?

>>23271858
According to the google survey AJ is the last from the main cast when asked "Who is your favourite pony".

Only 2 people had put Princess Celestia as their favourite ;_;

>>23271868
>newer
hurr

General image is here
deal w/ it

>>23271891
People posting the same thing with seconds of eachother

i like applejack but she is just not good waifu material

>>23271868

learn2general

>>23271909
this is just horribru!

>>23271858
AJ was the favorite til' she started acting like a real redneck, happened with everypony. Dash was the favorite, then she started showing more obnoxious sides of her too. Same with Twilight and Rarity

>>23271909
fat fetish makes me sick.

>>23271907

The joke went over your head...

>>23271909

Man, this is cool, but Pinkie looks a little too Moon Over June.

>>23271891
>>23271907
Hivemind is the lack of independent thought, as if individual's minds are all synched.

>>23271909
I hate when people do "ultra realistic styled" versions of carttons. UGH. keep it cute

>>23271536
Newer pony general here.
Please do not clog up the front page.

>>23271868
I'm posting in both and no one can stop me.

>>23271909
This style is bad and the person who drew it should feel bad.

>>23271909
that troll sure does put a lot of work into his trollart

i wonder why he does this

>>23271909
err, learn to body proportions

>>23271909
That style could be good if the artist went back to basics for a while.

>>23271960
dude... you suck - for real!

So, bronies...

We now know that Equestria has the same constellations as we do. Do you think some ponies also follow the zodiac too? What would each one of the ponies' signs be?

Pinkie Pie would definitely be a Gemini.

>>23272013

>>23271985
>proportions
>anime shit
Jesus man.

>>23271935
>mfw next episode will make people see bad sides of Pinkie, and she will be no longer the favorite

>>23272027
it's like I'm really on DA!

>>23272013
>ponies
>zodiac
Just getting this out of the way

>>23271952
Man, RD looks weird when she flies with her hair tied down.

>>23272013

the constellations seem to be scary monsters that wreck their towns

>>23271684
meh.

It's no Ponies in Time.

>>23271909
Aside from the angle on Applejack making her look a bit wonky, I like this.

Oops, went into the wrong general.
It seems to be harder to keep track these days. Either way, mornin Bronies. Ya'll ready for some Freindship?

>>23272025

Uh, what?

Did you reply to the wrong post?

looks like a baby applejack in this shot this gets my hope up for an ep where they show all the ponys as babby

>>23272045
Silly anon, Pinkie has no bad side.

>>23272013
Twilight would be a Libra.
I don't know why I think this, because I have no knowledge of starsigns.

>>23272045
> bad side
> Pinkie

You silly filly. Pinkie does have a bad siiiiiide~

>>23272065
When did her mane even get5 that long in the back?
I guess Rarity must know a hair-growing spell. :/

>>23272094
Inb4 sad orphan past for Twilight

>>23272088

>>23272122
I'm hoping for secret agent parents... why else would she know how to change a cutie mark with magic?

>>23272122

more like awesome Princess-as-adoptive-mother past

>>23272013
Rarity is Libra
Dash is Sagittarius
Twilight is Capricorn
Pinkie is ???
Fluttershy is ???

>>23272045
>implying the favorite isn't Rainbow Dash

>>23272105
No, clearly she's an Ophiuchus.

Also, all star signs are incredibly vague and average enough to fit anyone.

>>23272115

Hair extensions, maybe?

Here you go, another pic...
But you don't know man, you weren't there, man!

Twilight is actually a test tube baby

>>23272191
I still can't picture zakora as NOT being a refugee from a wartorn African country, and she was a child soldier.

>>23272153
Unfortunately Pinkie is the favorite, yes, i know. SO RANDUM XD

I wish to be a fashion designer.

>>23272205
Created from Celestia's magic, a homunculus... ponyunculus.

>stop by McDonald's
>order kid's meal
>glance at toy in bag
>see lots of pink
Fuck year, is dat sum Pinkie P-
>Motherfucking Cheerilee

Dammit. Anyone want to trade for Pinkie Pie or Rarity or rather just middleman me some ponies?

Sorry Robot Unicorn, I deleted my thread, here's your image.

>>23272153

>>23272205
>implying she wasn't born from two rainbows crossing during a solar eclipse

>>23272246
Who the fuck is Cheerilee anyway

>>23272244
She contains all the memories of princess celestia locked away i her mind. if celestia ever dies, she will think and act exactly like celestia and take her place.

>repostin

>>23270535

Pinkie does make mistakes regularly, but usually its harmless. So what if her carelessness actually ends up hurting someone?

The gang is in the town square to witness Pinkie beat the stuff stacking town record. While Dash comes up to congratulate her, Pinkie says something about how shes always been a "super stuff stacking specialist" and leans on or bumps the tower of stuff, causing it to come crashing down.

The avalanche causes one of Dash's wings to be injured and puts her in the hospital for the week. Pinkie is wracked with guilt and offers to take care of Dash (complete with candy striper uniform), but with her confidence shattered she starts making more mistakes and making a mess of things.

Eventually Dash gets fed up and tells Pinkie it'd be safer for everyone if she just left. Upset about the whole deal, Pinkie tries to cheer herself up... only now shes considering how she could make another mistake and hurt someone else. This leads her to be over-cautious and eventually degenerates into locking herself in her room to protect everyone.

The Cakes ask Twilight to intervene, and with Dash well enough to go home (but still can't fly) the 2 try to talk Pinkie out of her room. Dash apologizes for being so harsh, it was an accident after all, and says "just be a little bit more careful from now on, ok?"


Lessons learned: You shouldn't be careless, lest someone gets hurt because of it. And even then, accidents can still happen. So you shouldn't hold a grudge if that person is truly sorry.

>>23272264

>>23272264

Teacher pony

>>23272264

she's the schoolmarm.

>>23272205

We seriously need some more grimdark science ficiton so we can put all these ideas to rest.

>>23272191
>implying Zecora didn't flee from her savannah homelands because of genocide, political persecution and civil war.

I'm looking at you Somalia. Stop being shit and sending refugees up north.

>>23272294

>>23272264
Cherilee is one outrageous, truly, truly outrageous pony. Problem?

>>23272295

Yeah, I'm working on that.

>>23272244

Clearly Twilight is actually Luna's daughter, who Celestia sealed away shortly after her birth due to Luna getting imprisoned. She released her from her magical stasis a few years short of her mothers return, to prepare her. This is why Twilight is so close to Celestia, and was so obsessed with Night Mare Moon and her return, even if she didn't know it herself.

part 2

>>23272316
Hey HFPS, do you have your story where pinkie-pie gets fired on-hand? Because the equestriadaily google docs link isn't working.

>>23272295
it always seemed to fit more to me if pinkie pie was the heavy and spike was the pyro, fire breathing dragon and all

I actually enjoy that the main characters have flaws and sometimes act mean or greedy. It just rounds them out as characters, makes them more believable.

And everypony is going on about how all of them were super greedy this episode, while completely passing over how they were just as greedy as in Ticket Master.

>>23272347
I think Twilight was some palace scribe who got caught in the crossfire during Celestia's and Nightmare Moon's original battle. She got imbued with powers from both of them and lost the memory of her previous identity.

>>23272349
>AJ was Engineer
>Rarity as Spy

I don't get it

>>23272337
You are small time. Your "Wall of Friendship" has 25,000 posts. MLP threads have 25,000 posts every week now.

>>23272133

>>23272337

this is quite old now.

>>23272399

>AJ engineer
i bet is the accent

>Rarity as spy
you got blod on my suit.

Last night I dreamed about paperwork and a hotel in my room and a bunch of guys who were Army recruits. Sarge came back in with one of the guys, and told me to change clothes into his fatigues and come with him. I did, but forgot my shoes. We were already halfway down a twisty, windy pathway, so I couldn't go back and get them. I was about to protest that I had been in the recruiter's office just minutes before, and I hadn't signed anything, but then I remembered signing one document that said I agree "to be used for military purposes if required," so I couldn't complain: I was in the Army. I was a grunt.

We emerged into an oddly shaped underground concrete space from the west. My job was to pick up where the other guy had left off painting the floor blue. There were many 5-gallon drums of blue paint, some mops, and some handicapped parking spaces. He pointed me to the area and told me to get to work, he was going to take a nap.

I felt lost, I didn't know what to do since I'm no good at painting, but then I saw Pinkie Pie standing there, smiling. She was a McDonalds toy, sitting under a tree to the south of me. Some kid must have left her there, along with Fluttershy. This filled me with hope.

>>23272405

supersize it, only 39 cents more

>>23272399
AJ is southern, engineer is southern.
spy is ritzy and sophisticated, which is rarity.
pyro is batshit insane, so it pinkie

>>23272361

Yes, and the google docs version doesn't have Caluriri's drawing.

>>23272088
>>23272133
>>23272405

I think what bothers me most about Celestia isn't that she's an absolute monarch, or that she has godly powers, but that she's been ruler for over 1000 years.

Based on Cheerilee's 80's attire, the ponies seem to age more or less like humans. Over a thousand years under the same omnipotent ruler? That's just...unsettling

> twilight sniper
hhhnnnnnggggg

>>23272337
I was here for most of those threads.
Even started a few of them.

Good times.

>>23272428

Note: the google docs version has the Cakes' first names updated to fit canon- Mrs. Cup Cake and Mr. Carrot Cake. Faust posted that like two days after I wrote the story.

>>23272428
Thank you.
Go with peace, friend.

>>23272433
I believe she fakes her death/replacement. Twilight, one of the most knowledgeable characters, didn't know she was around for 1000 years. They could've assumed that she is replaced by the daughter of the previous queen who dies her hair, sorta like some people were masks.

>>23272404
just some nostalgia for those of us who remember it

>>23272433
Hopefully equestria refers to a nation/kingdom and not the planet.

>>23272433
I see someone has never heard of the God-Emperor.

>>23272421

Thanks! I've been trying to get everything back after my computer had a freakout and turned everything into thumbnails.

>>23272433
Well, it's hard to say. Cheerilee doesn't look any older than the main cast, but if she was Apple Bloom's age in the 80's, she's at least 30 by now, if not older. I don't think Twilight and co. are quite that old yet.

>>23272478
I remember that they referred to it as their 'country' at some point.

>>23272478
It gets referred to as a nation in Dragonshy.

>>23272349
>>23272416
>>23272424


/r/ Applejack "Nope.jpeg" version

how does pony open a bag of chips

>>23272433

1,000 years is infinitesimal to the Q.

>>23272399

AJ Engineer = Texan; Apple launcher
Rarity Spy= French, well dressed, accent

>>23272477
What I really want is caps of the very first thread, and possibly the thread about CartoonBrew's take on The Hub which preceded it and made people on /co/ check out MLPFiM in the first place.

>>23272471

I assume, by Twilight's reaction, that the general pony population had no idea prior to the first episode that Celestia was immortal. My guess is that they assumed both the office and name were inherited, sort of like the pope, who takes on a new name when he takes his office.

>>23272501
If you're a unicorn: Magic
If you aren't: tough luck

The short-lived version 2. Between the increased activity and the creation of the archive, it sort of fell by the wayside.

>>23272497

Twilight had never seen a zebra in Equestria before. Also, the Everfree forest "doesn't work like Equestria"

>>23272507

or bodysnatching aliens

>>23272433
You have to remember she is more or less THE pony deity, if the Ponies even have any kind of organised religion.

>>23272478
Can't be the whole planet. See Bridle Gossip and Zecora.

>>23272433
I doubt she rules strictly, if at all directly.
She's old and wise, but she's not supremely intelligent, so she knows an autocratic society isn't something she wants.
Instead, she probably just lets parliament deal with most stuff, but reserves veto power for herself and a few more votes than is entirely fair.

>>23272501
Pin one end down with hooves, tear the other end off with teeth.
Or grip one end and swing it around like this until it tears off.
Or just magic it.


or

>>23272471
>>23272478
>>23272480

>>23272536
I figured zecora's homeland was just another province

>>23272501
Pop the bag and hope it doesn't fly everywhere.

>>23272547

>>23272433
With a wise immortal as ruler, who needs governmental turnover? The reason people get corrupt in government is because of fear driving greed: "do I have enough?" or because of the enjoyment of arbitrary power: "BECAUSE I SAID SO! MWAH HAH HAHA HAAAA!"

Celestia makes sure everything works out. She's just that awesome.

>>23272534

Celestia is a Goa'uld!

What computer program do you guys recommend for drawing? I've enjoyed Pain tool Sai, but I keep seeing Flash used. Should I try Flash instead?

Also, here's the SOS Brigade replaced with FiM cast, except Rainbow Dash.

>>23272572

The truth is, Celestia is really only a ceremonial figure head. Equestria is a communist utopia.

Hard to believe that this craze has been going for three months straight.

>>23268447
Adding humans would be the point where I stop watching FIM

anypony has original images of secondary characters like Derpy, Lyra, Big Macintosh an so on?
like this one

NEW SUPER PONYBEAT BRONIES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SY9t81sVsE

And here's the original, in case anyone was wondering.

The origins of Captchas.

>>23272600
I'd go as far as to say it's total anarchy. Ponies are just naturally nicer than people, so everyone just works hard and shares what they've got without expecting anything in return, and without being told to. The main cast is relatively the worst most amoral ponies of the entire lot.

>>23272604

With at least 3 more months to go. Pony life is good

So what exactly is Princess Luna doing now? Is she doing work under Celestia? Public service? Did she go into exile?

>>23272500
I second this motion (as well as more pony-tf2 crossovers

>>23272600
not exactly communist. city government has higher complexity than government in backwater areas like ponyville, where the population is low enough that money is only necessary occasionally because the town is small enough to have the residents all recognize each other fairly easily. When the town is that small, lesser goods and services are more along the lines of "Well, he's been pulling his weight around here, so I'll help him out"

kind of like tazmilly village in the beginning of moth-- oh, wait, I forgot this is /c/ not /v/

>>23272609
Yeah. Humans would likely be the death of this show.

>>23272629

>>23272649
And that's one reason Celestia brought them together: to give them a shared set of goals and help them learn from each other, to round out their characters.

>>23272655
"Adjusting" to life in the palace still. Probably minor civic duties near to the palace that keep her out of the public eye, if anything.

>>23272655
If anything I hope she has at least retaken her role for the Lunar Cycle.

I'm sure she's still assimilating herself into Equestria. 1000 years of cultural evolution can take a while to relearn.

Someone actually wrote a pretty good fic on it.

>>23272600
Nope. Absolutist monarchy. Celestia controls the executive, the legislature, the judiciary system and the military with an iron hoof.

Which is not a bad thing in this case.

anyways, I'm off now all
someone keep reposting the linkboard in new confirmed generals, it might help organise things.... maybe

current version >>23271762

>>23272655

She's still peeing. 1000 years with no where to go is an awful long wait.

I wonder if Luna attending the Gala will be really awkward.

>>23272655
Culture Shock.
She's still adapting.

>>23272736
i want this image in HQ

The glue in the Rarity episode was made from dissident ponies

>>23272728
This, except I like to think of Princess Celestia as the pony equivalent of the 40k God Emperor.

Stranger: hello
Stranger: f?
You: hi
You: f? what do you mean?
Stranger: female
You: oh, sure. i'm a mare ^^
Stranger: what
You: ae you a stallion? :)
Stranger: yes
You: great! ^^
Stranger: y do u ask
You: i prefer chatting with stallions ^^
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and to tell u the truth im a little horny
You: HORNY?!
Stranger: yes
You: omigosh, that's AWESOME!
You: then you can do magic too?
Stranger: yes
You: you must be awesome
Stranger: i canalso make girls feel good
You: all the girls must be all over you ^^
Stranger: yea
You: have you chosen someone for the gala yet?
Stranger: funny thing is my gf just dumped me
Stranger: so im single
You: O.o wow
You: that's sad
Stranger: yea but i just noticed that she was a slut
You: eww...
Stranger: yea
You: i bet you could find someone at the gala
Stranger: yea
Stranger: u female
Stranger: ?
You: yes, but i still prefer saying mare :)
Stranger: u single
You: well... :$ yes...
You: for some time now
Stranger: y is that
You: i found out that my boyfriend is going out with tons of other girls
Stranger: o im srry
You: and didn't care about me
Stranger: thats not right
Stranger: i care
You: nah, i think i'll meet somebody at the gala too :)
You: you do?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i do
You: :) that feels good.
Stranger: :)
You: say, would you like to meet before the gala and maybe go in together?
Stranger: maybe :)
You: cool!
You: hmm... you know the bookstore run by that gray pegasus in the capital?
You: we could meet there
Stranger: no i dont
You: okay, then let's just meet up at the city enterance :) that's one place both of us know
Stranger: im srry
Stranger: yea
You: i don't have a horn or a wing so i might be a little late :P
You: you know, getting ready and stuff
You: polishing my hoof and all
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>23272782
probably a slight bit of personals hock as well. It seems she was heavily downgraded in episode 2 from being god-empress to more or less another average pony. how would you feel if you were god, but your godhood somehow got revoked? I'd take plenty of time to contemplate the change in the nature of my existence.

so how long till Twilight Sparkle becomes the new Mayor

because from what Ive seen the current mayor is grossly incompetent

>>23272205
"Twilight, you were born from magic."
"Of course I was, Princess Celestia! All ponies are born from magic. They're made when rainbows tou-"
"No, that's stupid, that's what we tell little fillies who are too young to understand that ponies come from sex."
"... s-sex?"
"Yes. I haven't the time to get into that right now, but it doesn't matter because you were different, you were special. You were born from magic."
"I'm... different?"
"Twilight, I created you from magic because needed someone who could gather the Elements of Harmony, and there was nopony who could do that. So I made one. I made a pony that could learn all the knowledge of Equestria, who could wield the Elements and use them for the good of Equestria."
"So I'm... I'm a weapon?"
"No! Of course not, no. Because... I also wanted someone who could learn what the Elements of Harmony mean, truly, and learn from those Elements. Because I wanted you to learn what it is to have friends and love and to be loved. Because, one day, I wanted you to take your place beside me, not just as my student but as my equal. I wanted you to grow up. To live. To take your place as the Queen of Equestria, after you had learned everything you needed on that path. And I wanted to help you. And most of all, I wanted a daughter, Twilight. Someone I could love more than all the other ponies in Equestria. And I have that. I have you. My little Twilight."

And Twilight cried, as Celestia held her. Not just for the things she had lost, to know that she would always be different from other ponies, always apart, but also for what she had gained. To know that she would always have friends, and a mother's love.

>>23272744
>implying she didn't just pee into space, hoping to hit Celestia
>implying that's not where shooting stars come from.

>>23272728
benevolent monarch, fuck yea!

I'm surprise how anyone did a "IDEA-A-A-AAAA" macro, from last episode

I actually got some work done today

>>23272819

Try going to omegle and acting like rarity or pinkie pie. Shit is hilarious.

>>23272629

Infectious happyness...

>>23272824
I don't think anything implied that she lost her powers ever. And besides, she was sealed up before that. If anything she has way more power now, like the power to move around freely.

I made a comics about Zecora!

>>23272901
well she went from looking like celestia to being the size and likeness of a normal pony. I thought it was implied that celestia did a little downgrading out of common sense.

Sure is /new/ in here.

"The Bit standard is a conspiracy by the dragons to increase the inflation of the working earth ponies salary, there by forcing them to take credit loans from dragon-owned banks. Also causing wars in the south to force immigrant zebras to undermine the genetic purity of Equestria!"

Also Pegasi = Master race

>>23272901
>I don't think anything implied that she lost her powers ever

Well, her detransformation from powerful super-henshin NMM to just Luna seems to be hint enough.

>>23272191
Kit Scout Zecora fuck yeah!

>>23272946
She lost her super psycho powers but I think she still makes the moon rise. That is her job after all.

>>23272919
am I the only one that ships TS and Zekora? I just can't stop imagining a strange teacher-pupil relationship with Zekora teaching TS about a different field of magic from her homeland.

>>23272760
>>23272782

I don't care how benevolent Celestia is, if there were more males in Equestria there would be some kind of revolution

>>23272931
I doubt it's a permanent state - she's been blasted with the Elements of Harmony before, remember.

>"Is My Little Pony actually a good show? Really?"

>>23272964
That would mean that Equestria had no nights for 1000 years.

>>23272976

>>23272964
it really didn't mention celestia giving her role back. perhaps celestia sent her out into the world as a "weak" young pony so she can catch back up with what modern life has become.

>>23272931
>>23272946
That's fair. For some reason I just assumed little Luna was her normal form (before she became NMM), and lanky horse NMM was like her evil form created to mirror Celestia out of jealousy.

>>23273002
It was stated in the beginning that Celestia took on both duties.

>>23273002
It's like you didn't even watch the first episode.

>>23272888

>>23273001
Yeah, quite good.

Okay, I just read Ponies Discover /co/ on the request of you people, and dammit it was awesome.
What have you done to me?

Four days till new ep, what read now?

>>23272981
Cause of all the lesbians?

>>23273018
reminds me of a comic where the downgraded luna was at a night club contemplating the concept of nightlife. anyone have that one?

>>23273070

Oh how happy it makes me to see a macro I created being used. :D Here's the 2nd one if you want it.

>>23273020
Not according to the tapestries at the beginning.
She was the same size as her sister and pure black, even before she turned evil.

>>23273107

Those images were probably made by someone who'd never seen Luna/Nightmare, so just drew something based on what Celestia currently looks like.

Does Lauren lurk in these threads?

I wonder how much inspiration she gets from /co/.

>>23273144
Yes, this is what I assumed.

new thread needed.

>>23272919

Probably. I ship Zecora with Golden Delicious.

>>23273018
Never heard about that =\

>>23273107

No, original Luna was the same color as modern Luna. Only Night Mare was black.

>>23273172
Nah, wait until we hit the image limit.

>>23273172

Still got 25 images to go, Derpy.

>>23273001
>he watches a cartoon for girls!

>>23273156

Yes, Faust is confirmed for reading /co/. She gets no artistic inspiration (thank god) although it appears she gets encouragement from a strong non-target fan base.

>>23273156

>implying /co/ is inspirational in any way

>>23273001

Yes, it is. It's not the best thing ever, but for a children's cartoon, a GIRL'S cartoon, it's pretty damn good. Just watch it a bit ( I recommend the frist 3 episodes), if you like it: sweet, welcome to the herd. If you don't like it: at least you can say you tried something new.

>>23273157
Yeah, but Celestia was aware of the book (since she planned on Twilight reading it), and I doubt she'd have let that kind of factual errors alone.

>>23273107
This. Luna had her powers stripped by a face full of FRIENDSHIP and is powerless now. There fore she is normal sized/small.

Nightmare Moon is Original Luna turned evil, so about Celestias size.

They aren't twins though...

>>23273089
As is commonplace, I, with my mighty, archive-like Pony folder have come to the rescue.ser

>>23273070
>>23273097

i hope next ep we get to see pinkies room i bet that cupcake is where she sleeps and her room is a mess

>>23273226

Luna still has some kind of power. She was simply returned to her form prior to her transformation/takeover into Night Mare, the one shown in the prologue. She only lost whatever powers the Night Mare form granted her. She was still a moon moving goddess before that.

>>23273219
The factual error of Luna being depicted as the same size as her (Celestia)? Because honestly even Celestia doesn't look like Celestia in the book. They're just like symbolic representations of them

>>23273226
>Two goddess sisters, rulers of the sun and the moon
>Not twins
Whaaaaat.
It's never stated outright, but it makes SO MUCH SENSE.

>>23273272
Did Pinkie actually live there?

!bronySB9sw confirmed for either stupidest pony fan alive, or troll.

>>23273305

I don't think it is a factual error. Celestia's current form is probably not her real form. Check out the difference in her appearance within the book from before she uses the elements of harmony, to after she uses the elements of harmony. Plus, the book's depiction of Night Mare was precise, down to the armor she was wearing.

>>23273329
in dragonshy they show all the ponies coming out of their houses and thats where pinkie came out of

>>23273315
Of course not, the moon is tiny as hell, it's way easier to raise than the fucking SUN.

>>23273315
I know, but Celestia is referred to as the older sister.

>>23273329
It's likely that she lives in Sugarcube Corner, but it's not confirmed.

>>23273329
I really can't think of anyone else who would.

370 replies, 9 sages.
> thatoughttodoit.jpg

>>23273359
It was probably an subliminal cue from the production team for the sake of story telling. If Luna was shown to be smaller than Celestia from the get-go, it would make the surprise of her being small and weak at the end less effective. You expect her to be the opposite of Celestia in terms of morals only.

And then you see she's small and crying, and it makes her more sympathetic. That's why in the intro she's depicted as just as large and powerful as Celestia, because it makes her seem more dangerous to the viewer, and makes the revelation that much more surprising.

My two cents.

>>23273368
how did the ponies explain the moon still rising after luna was banished

Anyone got that Celestia hoof-schlicking to bronies story?

>>23273375
Twins aren't born simultaneously.
It's a classic mythological thingamabob - Twins are born. One's like three seconds older than the other and gets the impressive inheritance, while the younger gets jack shit and grows jealous.

well i leave this request about the twilight submarine
the first page of this comic
also i need to ask if you want i post all the comic together or when i finish a page i post it

Was the mayor elected by the town, or nominated for the position by Celestia?

>>23273359
Okay, I like that.

>Celestia's current form is probably not her real form
This should be canon.

>>23273431
Installed by Celestia, obviously.

>>23273431
for whatever reason, she is still worthless

>>23273420
i need this NOW

I bet the whole story the old book told is just a metaphor for the power struggle over the throne of Equestria.

Being the younger sister Luna tried to seize power from Celstia, the actual heir. After an epic battle Celestia sealed Luna in the moon.

>>23273409
>>23273041

>>23273423
It's a known fact that whoever tags mom's clitoris first on the way out gets the power supreme.

>>23273409
Celestia nabbed her powers. That's why she doesn't have pink hair anymore.

>>23272894
Aww man there's no way I could fit Fluttershy in the character limit! x'D

Stranger: hi
You: um...
Stranger: what
You: ...
Stranger: ....?
You: :$
Stranger: what?!
You: *squeak*

>>23273467

>"The stars will help her make her escape."

4 fucking STARS moved impacted moon and released Nightmare Moon. Since she had no power beyond the moon, who was controlling the stars?

CELESTIA.

>>23273457

>>23273359

>>23273426
>pirate pinkie

i am tempted to spend money on custom doll of this

Twilight is Celestia's Test tube baby that she made in an attempt to recreate her sister!

>>23273493
the stars move on their own accord. goddess of the dawn or not, there are forces beyond the scope of celestia.

>>23272964
>psycho powers

Too bad we have not much footage of Celestia, I would like to see a Killer Queen PMV of her.

>>23273488
that doesnt sound like a load of horeshit at all

>>23273539
only if someone does a don't stop me now PMV for dash...

>>23273431
cutie marks, how do they work?

>>23273563

Oh boy that would be awesome too.

>>23273512
Uh-oh! Could it be, that things aren't exactly as they seem?

>>23273563
it's been around forever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS0CtxWjhnw

>>23273563
?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS0CtxWjhnw

>>23273452
Not that it matters. Equestria is a utopia, and Ponyville is just a small part of that. It doesn't take much to do her job. Just run some paperwork, give a speech from time to time, and - outside of a parasprite invasion - most of the time you're golden.

So the Mayor has a lot of free time. Technically, she should be working ways to improve her leadership ability, but there's really no need, and what's the fun in that?

She finds other ways to occupy her time.

>>23273602
OH LAWD.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/Yaridovich

COME IN BRONIES, the water is FINE.

in the first ep it was implied that NMM trapped celestia in the sun, how the fuck is that even possible if NMM didnt have the elements

>>23273512

It was just a phase.