It's Colgate.

>Derpy is called "Stoneface" by the animators

>>23237664
Old gen is not at image limit
BG ponies have no set names, not even between fans.

>>23241035

Don't remember what episode this is from...

>>23241191

The background is covered in snow.
The pony is wearing a vest.

DURR WUT EPISODE R DIS?

This is My Little Pony. They don't have "bedtoys" in this universe. They're FRIENDS.

>laughatthedrunk.png

That's not very nice...

>>23241243
>implications

No reason to get mad about stray pony threads, /co/mrades. Pic related.

>>23240981

>Derpy is called "Stoneface" by the animators

WHERE IS THIS FROM.

>>23241009
>copyright name over original name

NOPE

does anyone think that Luna will come back as a character with some purpose in the show or just turn into a minor background character that never talks and is just there.

>>23241386

we'll never see her again

I really want to see a picture Fluttershy doing some sort of sewing (maybe animal clothes?) after hearing her surprising barrage of criticism from the latest episode.

Seriously, she has that kind of info and Rarity really pushed her in being honest...

What the hell is Heute Coutre anyway?

I like Minty.

So anyway, we're agreed that DJ Pony is Scratch?

>>23241391
DJ P0N-3 will never be seen again...

;_;

>>23241355

>original name
>named after a Doctor Who companion

>>23241411
seems that way
Vinyl Scratch, or just Scratch

>>23241411
I still kind of like Mixy Tracks

>>23241411
DJ-P0N3

>>23241411
BUT WHO IS GROUNDER

Ponies are lame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK4YB64XT0c&feature=related

I'm gonna keep posting MF Doom in your threads until you like it.

i need to figure out how to display my pony toys without letting my family see them
like set up behind a fake backdrop to other toys or something, so i can just remove the front stuff and look at pony when i get home

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_7O7emrF6A&feature=related

>>23241467
Snips.

>>23241472
Just display them proudly. If anyone says anything just yell at them that they're a faggot cock-sucking homosexual queer and you'll beat their ass. It's pretty much the de-facto method of defending your masculinity and will work in all situations, even pony! Good luck out there!

>>23241471
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TovqogviVU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KXf3kwjKQ0

>>23241471
Lies

you want to post here until you like MLP

>>23241334

http://kreoss.deviantart.com/journal/37142876/

How do you buy your Ponytoys?
I really want to but are afraid of going to a local toystore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcRmRkcMlkw&feature=related

Could someone post the pic where a guy posts gore and gets hit by rainbow vomit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxcNCQqeVCo&feature=related

don't click on this.

>Stoneface
Damn. Is she a mafia hitman or something?

>>23241471

Too Late Bro, I already Love MF Doom, Thats one of my favorite albums too man, also the ATHF album was awesome as well, Old School is still one of my favorite tracks to this day.

>>23241578
mcdonalds, so far.
i've seen almost all of them at wal-mart, but i thought they were a bit expensive (not to mention horribly off-model)

i'd go the walmart route and just pile them on the conveyor with other shit you need. don't buy JUST ponies because that makes you look like a fag.

>>23241586

>>23241586

>>23241547

Ah, I see. THANK YOU.

If her name does wind up being Ditsy Doo, there has to be a Derpy reference like "Man, she can be a real Derpy Hooves at times.."

>>23241578
Just go to toys r us. It's not like you're gonna run into anyone you know there. And if you do get any funny looks, just say it's for your little sister's birthday.

Or just do what I do, and go in, buy toys, and if anyone questions me, inform them that I have a medical condition that makes me physically unable to give a fuck.

>>23241578
I just posted this in the last thread, but it went into autosage soon after... kinda related.

*copy pasta*

Yet another McDonalds story...

Went to the drive-thru last night. At this point, I have Twilight, AppleJack, Dash, and Cheerilee. I realize a little subtlety is now needed to avoid embarrassment, since if I rattle off a long list of ponies that I'm looking for from memory, no one will believe that they're not for me.

Anyhow, when my turn to order came up...

"Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?"
"Hi. Do you have the My Little Pony Toys in today?"
"I'm sorry?"
"The My Little Pony Happy Meal toys. Do you have them in stock today?"
"Oh, yes."
"Cool. Which ones do you have?"
"Uhh... let me check. *long pause* We have the pink one with the blue hair and the white one with purple hair."

Of course, I figured out that she was referring to Celestia and Rarity, but better to play dumb.

"Oh... uh... I'm sorry, I was given a list of names, but I don't know what colors they are. Do they have the names printed on them?"
"It says... Princess Celestia.... and Rarity."
"Uh... (pause as if checking a list) Oh good, those two are both on my list. One of each, please. Ok, and for my food, I'll get... "

You see? Subtlety. The problem with most people's tactics is that they go in with a prepared story and blurt it all out in an unnecessary way. That marks you instantly as a bad liar. I had a story prepped that my sister is a collector, but she's sick. However, if you just hint at your story, rather than spewing it out, it's much more believable.

Anyway, sometime later, I opened my ponies... Celestia's shoes weren't painted, and Rarity's tail was... pink.

*end copy pasta*

Long story short, "with confidence and subtlety"

>>23241615
hmmm i wonder what would the rest of the cast's mafia nicknames would be

>>23241625
;_;
They don't sell any pony toys at McDonalds in Germany

stop having fun you guys, the other boards are starting to hate us.

>>23241657
ich leide mit dir bruder/bro

>>23241647
best strategy
just gonna do that

>>23241680
pic related

>>23241650
Are you shitting me? You made up a story about a list?

"Yes, I'll have two girl's Happy Meals toys, make sure they're Celestia and Rarity, the names are on the package."

BTW, there are no names on the happy meal toys, you're full of shit

>>23241614
don't tell ME what to do

>>23241686
deutscher brony!

why do I have to live in sweden? no ponies to buy ANYWHERE! D:

>>23241705
Lies and slander, sir. It says right on the plastic packaging.

>>23241705
I think most of these McDonalds stories are bullshit.

>>23241705
Maybe the McDonalds are different where you're from, but they're certainly labeled at mine.

>>23241620
Thanks for reminding me about that bro. Adult Swim was how I found MF Doom in the first place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwc2Dwh-i8s

>>23241650
>turn a simple pony request into 5 minute long conversation

Real subtle bro

>>23241614
... so yeah easily missed checkbox is easily missed

>>23241578
You never wanted to buy lube and shit before? Tell it's for your sis/cousin/daughter/etc.

>>23241756
It reads longer than it occurs.

>>23241705
>BTW, there are no names on the happy meal toys, you're full of shit
>pic related

>>23241723
so ist's besser.

>>23241791
bild vergessen.

>>23241777
Weeding out the people who actually saw/have them from the people who make up stories

>>23241680

/co/v/ert operative here

You can't bring joy to /v/ without it being vidya related.

Thats why robot unicorn attack was embraced there. If it was just a music video nobody would have cared

>>23241650
I've never understood why people feel the need to invent these elaborate stories for this shit. Buy whatever the fuck you want to buy, and if the people give you a weird look for it, tell them to go fuck themselves. How many weird looks do you think I get when I buy leggings, skirts, panties, or makeup?

I just ask the people if they like Dr Pepper. When they say yes, I inform them they are welcome to savor the 23 different flavors of fuck that I don't give.

>>23241764
huh?

Good Afternoon Bronies! Squeak reporting in.

How so goes everything?!

>>23241815
He's saying he forgot to spoiler the furry porn.

>>23241809
>Implying you can bring you to /v/ at all

>>23241686
>>23241723
>>23241791
>>23241804
I'm not from Germany, but my family's Pennsylvania Dutch.
So, uh, ancestral brohoof?

>>23241810
Can we assume you're male?
If so, got any pics you're willing to share?

>>23241841
you're welcome anyways.

>>23241809
>You can't bring joy to /v/.

Fixed.

>>23241810
Meh. Most of this story is for the sake of those shy bronies who don't have the benefit of your massive brass ones. Which, I assume, must be awkward to hide in your panties.

Started watching this and now I'm at episode Bridle Gossip.

>mfw Flutterguy

Went to the movies yesterday and saw they were playing Episodes of MLP: FiM in the early showing.
Convinced crew to watch it, as a "joke".
Seeing the Ponies on the huge screen was glorious!
Everyone loved the show.
Smiled as we all came out of the theater as new Bronies.

>>23241841
Dutch brony here

>>23241833
>>23241764
But its spoilered for me....?
weird

>>23241844
Unfortunately, I lost my camera's USB cable.

I was super pissed, because I found this out after promising a series of photos for some people on the gay board of 420 chan.

>>23241810
>leggings, skirts, panties, or makeup
Disappoint.

>>23241804
jup
Nur so aus Neugier:
Aus welcher Gegend kommst du?
>>23241841
ancestral brohoof!

>>23241809
There's a videogame.
http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/mlp-adventures-in-ponyville

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgZX71tbr3w&feature=related

>>23241882
well then good, you missed my fuck up.

>>23241828
Easy on the attention whoring there, hoss. This is 4chan, not a chatroom. You don't greet people and you don't report in.

>>23241887
Berlin - du?

>>23241879
"Dutch" in Pennsylvania Dutch is an english corruption of "deutscher"

But whatevs

>>23241810
>panties
>skirt
>leggings
>make up
>I_am_Proud.png
pics plz

>>23241883
aw, to bad.

oh well. there's always ponies!

ain't a clue whats going on, so posting a GirlyDash

>>23241912
Remscheid
NRW

>>23241902
>omghesdefenetlymad.jpg

>>23241921
>pics plz

>>23241865
My balls are actually kind of small. I do have a large cock though. Although half the fun is having yourself be spilling out of the panties, TBH.

I'm not a trap, just so you know. Some people tell me I'm kind of effeminate looking, but I just like crossdressing and acting like a slut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfQ2_AglqTY&feature=related

>>23241878
wait wait wait
MLP in actual movie theaters?
>checks local and sees it's true
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>23241890

Thats not a vidya

Its a make your own pony thing

>>23241899
oh.

though you meant the picture I posted.

>>23241709
I never noticed before, but Trixie's cutie-mark resembles our good old Soviet Comrades. :D

>>23241932
Dash is always good.
Let's talk about how cool she is.
And what color are her eyes, I always wonder that.

>>23241959
it seems to be done by one special brand

Do you german bronies actually expect McD to get the MLP toys here?

>>23240981

Stoneface was one of several names they called her. The others were Bubbles, Bubblehead and DITZY.

Also, I vote for Aqua Fresh for OPPP's gal.

>>23241902
Pony threads are more warm and friendly than the rest of this place. Friendship is magical, don't you know?

>>23242001

ditzys cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvX4SEtINy0&feature=related

>>23241968

I just glanced over that and thought it was a picture of Reginald.

>>23241547

>Carrot Top

...but I LIKED the Carrot Cake name...

Does anyone like the little dragon Spike?

>>23241984
maybe in two years..

>>23241966
And just like that, I want to see a Stalin Pony.

>>23241968
Strong Rose coloured according to the Wiki

>>23241964
your spoilered pic ended in the same number as my last spoilered pic. Our cosmic powers are merging as one. let's freeLuna from the moon with out laser eyes.

>>23241984
At the moment they don't even sell the FiM toys in general, so I highly doubt that

Did madmax ever finish my request? Not that I'm rushing him, I'm just really excited to see how it turns out.

>>23242023
Me too, but Lauren Faust confirmed that Carrot is Mr. Cake's first name

>>23241964
This is what I think about when I see furry porn.

For the record, I have no problem with your girls-in-bunny-costumes pic, I think that's okay (although their faces are sorta fucked up), but full-on animal heads on human bodies just looks ridiculous.

>>23242026
I actually believe the whole story of MLP to just be a dream an age-old Spike dreams while being the last dragon alive and sleeping in a cave, while the rest of the world is buried under eternal snow.

>>23242037
no lets send her fake Christmas gifts with mean notes in them instead.
I don't like happy Luna .

Back to this McDonalds stuff again?

Here, let me tell you how I got the whole set.
>Walk in. Ask if they have it in. They do.
>Ask for the promobox, they bring out the box and we go through them until I have everypony.
>I pay for it, thank them and am on my way
>average as fuck.

Seriously, if you don't make it a big deal, it's not a big deal. Worst thing you can do and throw up some facade or lie and make yourself stand out with shame. All I had to say is I wanted to collect them, and they were getting huge. Both of which is true.

Later, I even picked up a spare AJ for a friend. Got a burger, asked for the brown miniature horse (assuming they wouldn't know the name). Not a single fuck was given that day.

Guys guys

After last Friday's episode

Who's your fav now?

Rarity is right fucking alongside Pinkie for my favorite. She used to be a smudge below but I can't say either is better now. They're both fucking awesome and I got mad respect for her now.

>>23242035
Ah, okay.
Thanks.
I keep forgetting we have a wiki.

>>23242066
Good thing dragons can eat rocks.

>>23242065
STAWP. fukawf, Let's get back on track at least,

>>23242043
No idea, what was your request?

>>23242066

>>23242106
Spike, put that picture down, come and wash your hands for dinner.

>>23242065
It makes you wonder, if after some disaster that wipes out civilization, whether our descendants will believe that we all worshipped animal totem spirits.

And then you wonder, whether in all of those other ancient civilizations, if all of those animal totem worshippers were actually just somewhat creepy fringe fetishists.

Can I get a dump of pony wallpapers please?

>>23242084
sure, I like Rarity more now, but Pinkie is still on top.
but I think its safe to say that Rarity is the oldest one of the pony friends now.

For some reason the lesbian fluff, especially Lyra and Bon Bon, bothers me a lot less than it should.

It's kind of cute as long as it's kept to puppy love and humor stuff.

>>23242008
Shut up and get back to sucking, stupid hony!
*grabs mane and forces blowjob*
Ahhh! BuckRide is even better than RapeLay...

>>23242102
>make post explaining I think porn of furries with animal heads on human bodies is stupid
>get a reply with porn of furries with animal heads on human bodies

>>23242080
Bah. None of my McDonalds have ever had more than 2 at any given time. If they had, I wouldn't have to keep going through this process.

>>23242137
that would be funny as hell

What would be the old Egyptian equivalent of "Yiff in Hell"?

>>23242106
Damn I got deep feelings looking at that pic, normally I can fap to gore.

Went to Mcdonalds last night, unfortunatly Im not lucky enuf to have a drive through at mine. Cute black girl at the counter, I almost wussed out. But I ordered the Girls happy Meal, and then a more manly meal also. Hoped to play it off like it was for a daughter or something, but I think the look of disapointment that came over my face when I pulled out Cheerliee gave it away that Im a freak. I got up the courage and actually said I wanted a different one. I got Applejack! The counter girl was almost laughing I swear.
I still feel guilty about returning the Cheerliee pony though.

>>23242157
Why should it bother you?
Don't answer that

>>23242103

A Doctor Whoof drawing of him and Twilight in precarious peril from a pack of stone pegasi.

>>23242106
>implying the streets of the dragon cities don't [spoiler[run white with milk and cum

>>23242084
>Who's your fav now?
Still Dash

>>23242151

Probably. She does own her own store.

Although Applejack will always be eldest pony in my mind

>>23242185
Egyptian Hell is where the Jakall-faced guy waits. You can't escape the yiff in Egypt.

I think I may be masochistic
I clicked on every spoilered image !

/r/ing Fluttershy/Rarity

>>23241887
>>23241804
>>23241791

>implying there are no germans around here
Dortmund reporting in

the visit counter says there should be more german ponys

and no - we won't get these toys at our mcdonalds
at least not within the next two years

Rarity is older than Big Mac who is older than Applejack.

Agree?

>>23242188
damn right you should feel guilty, Cherilee is fucking awesome.

>>23242253

I always assumed Fluttershy was the oldest.

>>23242252
forgot the pic

>>23242253

disagree

I think Mac would be older than both of them

Raritys not an old lady guys jesus

>>23242084
Still like Fluttershy the best, but I think Rarity is my new number 2 instead of Applejack.

Also, this is the inner fashion designer in me, but Fluttershy's dress was totally the wrong color. It would have looked so much better in a soft blue. It would have gone great with the color of her coat.

>>23242281
Fluttershy lacks life-experience to appear older than the others. She might even be younger than Pinkie Pie.

>>23242283
Archive needs to update this.

>>23242205
bracket direction fail. I'm getting a migrane here.

>>23242084

Fluttershy man. With Applejack backup just in case Fluttershy decides to disappear for an entire episode again.

>>23242309
I just remember in one episode she said she was a year older than... SOMEONE. Celestia knows who.

>>23242252
>the visit counter says there should be more german ponys

>i would totally sign that.jpg

>>23242309
>Fluttershy
>older than Pinkie
>"I'm a year older than you."

>>23241804
>>23242283
alle deutschen vergessen ihre Bilder

>>23242309

>implying Fluttershy is younger than Pinkie Pie

You just went full Derpy.

>>23242309
no, she said she's a year older than Pinkie Pie.
and I think Rarity is younger than Big Mac, but not by so very much.

>>23242084
still dash, still cool as fuck

>>23242084
I'm holding out with Fluttershy in anticipation of the torrent of Flutterlove to follow the babysitting episode

captcha: aranyt stuttering

>>23242343
Muss an der Kälte liegen welche einem das Gehirn gefrieren lässt.

Gotta love all the RD defense after the latest episode, saying she's the least dickish of the bunch.

Indifference, vagueness, and lack of tact aren't positive traits. And how does this void Fall Weather Friends exactly anyway?

Hey /co/, was wondering, why do you guys love MLP? What is the appeal?

/v/irgin here.

somebody /r/'d rarity lasering her name into the moon... I think. I'd have done it already but circumstances made that impossible. I can do it now, but I'd like to do it in return for /r/ing A MAP OF EQUESTRIA. I still want that.

>>23242382
I have a bad feeling that the babysitting episode will drop FS from #1 to #2 on my power rankings.

I don't know why. Call it a hunch.

>>23242405
Ever enjoy anything rated under M?

Thats why.

>YouTube account pensivepine has been terminated because we received multiple third-party notifications of copyright infringement from claimants including: American Greetings Corporation

YOU GUYS WTF??? ;___;

Rose deserves more attention.

>>23242405
its cute, silly, and simple.

>>23242393
Zum Glück wird's bei uns schon ein bisschen wärmer

>>23242395
>implying Dash wasn't fuckawesome in FWF
>mfw

>>23242405
Cute characters. Nice animation. Fun stories. What's not to like?

>>23242405
It's cute and harmless. The characters are funny. The show doesn't take itself seriously at all. Every episode is a reactionimage.jpg goldmine

>>23242405
Its cute, and I always have a really goofy grin on my face after each episode.

also, I really like the fandom surrounding it all.

>>23242405
see
>>23242425

I love me some God Hand, but i also love Pikmin.

>>23242426

>>23242405
just watch and you will know.

>>23242432
i like this pony's colors, but i dont recall what episode shes from. l'il help?

One of my friends did this. I couldnt tell him how mad I was, I was kinda embararassed that I had left Twilight out in the first place.

>>23242426
>slowpoke.png

www.youtube.com/pensivepony

>>23242426

Her new channel is Pensivepony

>>23242426
Did it happen again?

>>23242425
>>23242433
>>23242441
>>23242448
>>23242455
>>23242458

Guess i have to DL and watch an episode.

>>23242395
Man, you guys gotta stop saying that Rainbow is a bitch. She's really not. She has a few personality flaws like they all do, but she's not malicious.

And honestly, I kinda like it when she picks on the others.

>>23242137
We had a similar conversation in my Archaeological Method and Theory course on Thursday when discussing processual vs. post-processual archaeology. My prof brought up the example of those concrete geese some people like to dress up to match the season, but the discussion fits equally with the furry fandom.

Big difference between the furry fandom and ancient animal worship is that most animal worshipping cultures actually wrote about worshipping a given animal-based god.

>>23242475
>>23242482
oh.. sorry. thanks

>>23242441

hasbro is a bunch of faggots.

the toys they produce are so god awful, they cant even get their shit right, every pony comes with some random critter, and they mislabeled the scootaloo toy.

hasbro sucks.

>>23242426
http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony

got here instead, slowpoke.

>>23242405
I'm also from /v/.
Just watch the first 2 episodes, you are going to go full brony by episode 5.

And you won't even know WHEN you saw episode 14.

>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>23242426
you got me

>>23242496
Start with Bridle Gossip or Applebuck Season.

Don't watch the pilot miniseries until you're sure you like the show.

while you guys were playing champions Online, anyone tried to make ponies?

i found fluttershy's hairstyle on the free creation lists...

>>23242498
rainbow dash is the best, every other character is so one dimensional.

So, we were talking about fetishes in the last thread.

I'd just like to submit this one.

FLAPPERS.

So i understand someone from /b/ made this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThQD-H5tEpo&feature=player_embedded

What do you think?

>>23242432

Has she ever appeared outside of Bridal Gossip?

>>23242496
glorious HD master race
http://tinyurl.com/3an2m9z

>>23242395

personally I see Dash as an insecure pony attempting to gain some kind of self validation by being the best at everything (even though she clearly isn't) and the coolest. I don't think shes so much of a jerk in reality as she is trying too hard. I'd love to see someone solidly reality check her and bring cute dash more to the front. Overcompensating coolkid Dash does indeed come off as a jerk.

>>23242537
drek

>>23242503
so they'll think we worshipped them by fucking.

>>23242531

>>23242522
>Bridle Gossip

Um, no. That's not a good jumping on point.

Substitute with Ticket Master.

>>23242569
dude thats why shes the best

every other character is just like, "oh im so nice" or "oh im so random"

dash is completely flawed and would totally fall apart if her friends rejected her

>>23242508
Nobody will disagree with you about that.
Maybe with this new season's popularity, they will release a more high-quality, high-priced set of collector's ponies that are actually on model.
One can dream anyway.

>>23242405
Probably I'm the only brony who appreciates how it's treating disgusting things as disgusting and always has a moral lesson in the end, but I must say this is no Spongebob or Chowder where you laugh at meaningless burlesque. And as others grazed, I love the irony and the references deep within the story. It shows culture, not just entertainment. Teaches good will and responsibility instead of blind rebellion and self-indulgence. Even Rarity cares about her friends, despite being such a glamhype all the time!

>>23242586
stop posting this image, forever, fluttershy crying is worse for my tear ducts than iron giant dieing

>>23242569
That'll probably be an episode in the future.

>>23242569
said Cute Dash, I'm posting this

>>23242569

well, yeah.

i wish that AJ did put her in her place in the iron competition

>>23242607

I don't know, both Spike and Twilight can be assholes. Especially to one another.

>>23242534
flappers? like.. speakeasies? Prohibition era? Al Capone's bitch? Are you /r/ing this without /r.ing? ...

so i subscribed to PensivePony, and got like 9 fucking email notifications when he/she uploaded Suited for Success.
what the shit youtube?

>>23242537
i dont like it. its very confusing and not very well mixed. better hear some dubstep next time.

>>23242653
spike's only an ass because he's the dorky-little-brother character for the little girl audience, its not his fault.

>>23242667
naw bro, he means pegasus porn with emphasis on wing use
i'm sure he means what you said

Another pointless pony circlejerk?

More likely than you think!

>>23242534
Just reiterating mine, since it's relatively harmless: Buff. Human. Fluttershy.

>>23242586

Will this ever be colored?

>>23242534
brohoof for Flapper fetish

>>23242706
As opposed to all the meaningful discussion you usually find on 4chan?

>>23242698
aaand now im gonna call it.
requesting pegasus porn with emphasis on wing use.

Dash needs an episode just revolving around her, rather than ones focused on her interactions with another pony. We've had Rainbow/Pinkie and Rainbow/AJ and now we're getting Rainbow/Rarity in two weeks. (And hopefully Rainbow/Scootaloo in three)

It could be about a Queropeco attacking Ponyville. Dash must don her armour and fend it off.

>>23242720
there was a flockdraw where that happened. think its on the Deviantart collection.

>>23241968
Her eyes are the reason she's mai waifu
>>23242534
There is a flapper pony that Mocha did
alas I cannot find it

>>23242747
Can we have ONE THING on this board that remains pure? Just ONE FUCKING SHOW?

Rule 34 and everything but fucking hell people, try to control yourselves. Leave this one alone.

/r/ rarity and twilight in 69 position giving eachother hornjobs

>>23242756

Personally I want to see an episode where Dash gets her first rejection letter from the Wonderbolts.

>>23242289

Agreed on everything.

Flutter's design had merit, it was just an awful color.

>>23242679

And every other week I got none at all; Youtube's email notification system sucks.

I switched to the Youtube RSS feed for pensivepony.

>mfw this thread

>>>/v/86053077

>>23242756

>>23242787
that would be too sad for words man

>>23242569

I was thinking about writefriending something about shy, insecure lesbian dash since someone was requesting that last night.

>>23242787

There was some comic with the ponies going to the gala and the wonderbolts didnt show up

Dash was CRUSHED it was so funny

>>23242653
twilight is ok too, but her character usually suffers from having to conform to the plot and stuff, she always has to learn her lesson about friendship or whatever and change, sometimes against her character.

like in the first two episodes she was all independent, then she realizes that friendship is magic and her character changes.

idk its just a kids show

>>23242766
Flapper pony time?

Flapper pony time

Though technically the hairstyle's more fitting of an 1890s saloon girl than a 1920s flapper

>stutter
>NOPE.mp7
Has great potential tho

>>23241968
...What's going on on that pic?

>>23242764
I think I've seen that. The Manly Fluttershy pic, right? Bit too masculine for my tastes; I like my femuscle balanced with some feminine curves. Plus I'd like to see her still act like herself even if she's big enough to out-mass a human Big Mac.

Rainbow is kind of an asshole. She certainly has the fewest positive personality traits.

Twilight's is that she tries to keep other people's feelings in mind (see the episode with Trixie).
Applejack's is that she is faithful to her friends and is the most patient of the group.
Pinkie loves everyone, and won't condemn anyone even for flagrant bitchery.
Fluttershy is that she is extremely empathetic and kind.
Rarity is generous, and wants to help people.

What exactly is Rainbows?

>>23242799

we'll if you guys would stop posting ponies on their board you wouldnt have to deal with them.

jeez, you guys can be dumb sometimes

i still love you guys

>>23242813
as long as theres lots of blushing and sexual confusion

no sex though, no pony sex ever.

>>23242874
i'm a total douche to my friend but we're still friends
some people just work that way

also, loyalty. she'll make fun of you but come through if you really need it howabout making this actually happen, tv series

>>23242813

Looking forward to it!

>>23242888
>as long as theres lots of blushing and sexual confusion

And cuddling. Don't forget the cuddling.

>>23242888

Yeah, no sex.

Not sure if there'd even be any contact between her any anypony, at least not yet.

>>23242799
I took a screencap of what the uneducated 'mature games for mature gamers' think.

>>23242756
I wait patiently for my Dash/Twilight-centric episode. It's coming, I can feel it in my bones.

>>23242564
I like the way you think.
But there's something wrong with your picture.

>>23242747
Twilight lay there, curious, as Dash sat down between her hind legs, laying one of them over her body so that the two ponies’ wet pussies were in direct contact with one another. Then the pegasus began to gyrate her lower body, grinding her slit against Twilight. “C’mon, do it with me,” Dash panted.

The feeling of Dash’s privates mashed against her made Twilight burn with pleasure. Awkwardly, she attempted to match her partner’s motions. After a little bit of practice, the two ponies had matched their rhythms. They lay together in the middle of the road, twisting and grinding against each other and moaning erotically.

As Dash neared her orgasm, her rubbing became increasingly aggressive. Sitting up and wrapping her front legs around one of Twilight’s hind legs, she began to buck violently. Clinging tightly to Twilight’s leg, Dash let out a long, erotic moan and beat her wings feverishly as she came hard. Slick lubrication flowed out of her and into her lover‘s purple fur as she rubbed herself wantonly against her. Biting her lower lip, Twilight had no choice but to lie still as Dash sated herself on top of her.

With one last grunt, Dash stopped shaking and unceremoniously slumped to the ground with her wings fully outstretched. “That… was awesome,” she sighed, her eyelids half-closed in exhaustion.

Although Dash’s intense orgasm had helped fuel Twilight’s own lust, the unicorn was disappointed and annoyed that she hadn’t been able to cum as well. In her head, Twilight imagined jumping on top of Dash and using her the same way she had been used, but she was far too reserved to go through with it, let alone admit that she had enjoyed the lesbian lovemaking session at all.

Instead, she stood and, after clearing her throat and regaining her composure, said “I hope you have enough energy left to clear all of these clouds out of the sky,” Twilight chastised her.

>>23242949
Perfect!

>>23242874

>What exactly is Rainbows?

The best part about Rainbow Dash is that she is such a flawed character. However as for what is positive about her, I think deep down she is a nice pony. I think we saw some of that come out in Call of the Cutie, when none of the big ponies were around, just her and Apple Bloom. Its like she felt "safe", there were no friends around she felt she needed to prove herself in front of.

>>23242942

>my face when you screencap my post

MLP and Homestuck aren't the same thing derp

>>23242979

>>23242537
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUGah9lBAgA
it's trolling but it also sounds awesome

>>23242979
It's beautiful

>>23242874
Rainbow is the Alpha.

writefag here.

should i post my latest creation? eh?

so bronys - bis morgen.

>>23243048

That.... depends.

>>23243048

>>23243048

>>23242979
No! Bad penis! We do not get aroused by ponies!

captca: klove influx

Dammit captch, you too?

Anyone else notice at the end of Fall Weather Friends, when Rainbow Dash starts flying it sounds like a jet taking off?

>>23242979
seriously
rainbow dash flapping her wings when she gets aroused gets me hard INSTANTLY. god damn, what the fuck. i think this is the third fic i've seen with the action, and i love every word of it

>>23243058
tschau

>>23243048
what is it?

>>23243084
o rly.jpg

>>23242979
You are such a horrible person. Nopony here wants to read such filth.
lies

>>23243059
>>23243070
i write grimdark. pic related. somepony asked me if i would expand on it. well, i did...

>>23242979

Cap'd forever.

>>23242979
thats only one pegasus, and isnt focusing on the wings

also, the whole Friendship Is Sexy fic wasnt really good.

>>23243090
It happens in the show, too
next time you watch out for whenever either of the pegasi gets really excited their wings get erect

>>23243115
that should really have been saved as a PNG, not a progressive JPEG. fixed.

Desperate Measures


„Twilight?“ I heard a familiar voice nearby.
„Fluttershy!“ I was relieved to see she is ok. She was hiding in the ruins of one of the houses in Ponyville. Everypony else already evacuated the city. I ran towards her. This part of the town was under heavy siege, we couldn't stay here.
„This way, quick!“ I dragged Fluttershy with me. She was silent, save for an occational whimper. We had to get out of the city. There was no stopping those flying war machines. I looked up. The clouds were dark as ink. Rainbow Dash and her weather patrol were conjuring a massive storm. She was trying to cause as much damage as possible before giving up, apparently. But she too must have realized that the battle is lost. There was no destructive magic known to ponykind potent enough to bring those things down.

It was an all out war. Amongst all of the suffering, war was the last thing we needed. We heard about the terrible famine in Fillydelphia, but we couldn't spare any food for them. Damn it, I should have known. Ponyville was the only city with enough agriculture to sustain itself in this apocalypse, of course we were going to be attacked. We knew they were desperate, and we did expect problems. What we didn't expect were these... things. Fillydelphia is a big, industrial city, full of technology and advanced magic. Now there were three giant flying contraptions of war besieging Ponyville...

cont...

>>23243115
I can't fit it all in!

>>23242949

>>23243162

My bad. Default export settings. :x

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Komppuuu/screenshot/577788079560696711
Comment my darn screenshot!

...cont

Fluttershy seemed to be on the brink of an emotional breakdown when we arrived at the Main Square. The safest route out of the city was on the other side, but one of the warships was hovering right above it. There was no time, we had to risk it. As expected, we were spotted the moment we entered the open space of the square. The ships arrow launchers were aimed directly at us. I quickly dragged Fluttershy under an upside-down cart laying in the middle of the street. A split second later there were arrows raining all around us. Fluttershy squeaked. I knew we couldn't leave this provisional cover, but we couldn't stay either. I wondered if I had enough strength left to teleport us both a short distance. Just as I was about to start casting the spell, I noticed Angel out in the street. I tried to grab Fluttershy, but she noticed him first.
„Angel!“ she screamed and ran out.
„Fluttershy, no! Fluttershy!“ I tried to stop her, but it was too late. Another salve of arrows hit the ground, and Fluttershy fell. She wasn't moving.
„Oh no! Fluttershy!“ I foolishly ran out after her. „FLUTT-“ the rest of my scream was swallowed by a loud static noise coming from above. I felt every last hair on my body stand up. I turned around to see what was happening, but was blinded by a sharp surge of light, followed by a deafening cracking sound. Small pieces of rubble hit me in the face and I hit the ground.

cont...

>>23243160
trust me i know
i don't understand it, is it the phallic implications? do i wish i had wings? why is it SO FUCKING HOT GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

>>23243160

it all makes perfect sense now

derpy REALLY likes muffins

...cont

My ears were ringing as I sat up slowly. There was a small stream of blood on my forehead. My vision was still blurred, but I could see again. I looked in the way of the explosion.
„Rainbow Dash?“ I couldn't believe my eyes. Rainbow was standing right there, in the middle of the square. Her mane was charred and her legs shaking.
„I did it.“ she mumbled with her eyes wide open. I looked up at the sky. The enemy warship was on fire, with a giant hole burnt trough its hull. I looked back down on Rainbow.
„I rode the lightning.“ she said with a big grin on her face. The enemy ship was going down, hard. We watched it crash into the Everfree forest in a big fireball. Rainbow laughed triumphantly.
„Hahaha! How do you like THAT?!“ she shouted, and took off immediately. I saw her give additional orders to her team and then she went directly for the second ship. I wasn't sure what just happened. Everypony knew about Rainbows amazing speed and weather control abilities, but this was beyond what we thought possible. Such precision. The destructive force. How could she even survive that?

I stood up. My whole body was shaking and it was hard to keep balance. Looking around, i saw Fluttershy laying in a pool of blood amongst a field of arrows. The whole city was on fire. I started to slowly walk towards Fluttershy, trying to stay conscious. After just a few steps, I felt the static again. I closed my eyes trying to protect them from the sharp light. Another loud crack. The noise itself was enough to knock me off my hooves. I saw the second ship go down in flames in the distance. The enemy was retreating.

I fainted.


The End

>>23243162
I wish I had left out the last three words

>>23243115
(ohgod why do I know this) no real need to, thats just a snippet from a longer fapfic called Friendship Is Sexy.

who is this pony watching lyras ass

>>23243205

... really? There's more? :3

>>23243157
Yeah, I know. It just came to mind when you mentioned wings
Would you like to see the wings actually used to deliver ministrations; or wings as an erogenous zone?

Am I the only one not liking where this thread is going?

>>23243249

both would be nice!

>>23242979
>dammit twilight your bitchyness is getting predictable
still hard though{spoiler] aslo you're reading this in my voice

>>23243249
>wings as an erogenous zone?
probably the best fic i've read was the one where pinkie pie is blow-drying dash's wings and she gets off on it

later they shared marshmallows

>>23242988
But you say that like no other pony has flaws, yet they all do.

Rainbow Dash has a flaw in needing to showboat, and picking on her friends a bit too much.

AJ has far too much pride and stubbornness.

Pinkie Pie is sometimes too eccentric to communicate well or understand others. And talks too much.

Twilight is socially a newfoal, relies too much on planning, and it could be argued she'll eventually annoy her friends due to being a know-it-all.

Fluttershy is shy and fearful to a fault.

Rarity is OCD, and sometimes a bit too caught up in fantasy. Possibly generous to a fault.

But I do love every pony.

>>23243210
Because it's awesome

>>23243264
nope
These fanfic writers can go fuck themselve !

>>23243249
I dont know, really. But I liked this fic (no sex, just some marshmallowy makeouts)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6559883/1/The_Make_Me_Better_Boutique

>>23243249
Wings as an erogenous zone, I never even considered that. Really brilliant, that's an idea with some serious mileage behind it.

>>23243203
This is great oh my god.

>>23243199
GOD DAMN I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT TURNS ME ON SO FUCKING MUCH

Seems like the adult stuff has hit a nerve here.

>>23243296
That is the fluffiest story yet

>>23243317
I've always pictured winged creatures spreading their wings at climax. Just the imagery of it seems awesome.

I think we need a new topic.

Okay...I don't know... which two ponies would make the best partners in a buddy cop movie?

>>23243374

AJ and Dash

Anyplace where the sexxy sexxy fanfics are kept? Some are well written, and appreciated, and as much as they might be misplaced here, maybe they should have their own archive

>>23243374
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.
Twilight and Pinkie Pie

Guess I'm going for that Jackia Chan/Chris Tucker feel.

>>23243381
+1

>>23242874

I think Rainbow Dash's positive quality is as a motivator, whether she means to be or not. The most obvious example is in Call of the Cutie, when she tries to help Applebloom get her cutie mark. In Fall Weather Friends, her competitive spirit motivated Applejack to perform her best. In Winter Wrap Up, she was the leader of the Weather Team. In Dragonshy she tried to motivate Fluttershy (albeit she did it in the wrong way). Throughout the series it seems that her attitude and competitiveness motivates the other ponies. I know I'm at least motivated by Rainbow Dash whenever I work out or go running.

EVERYONE WITH STEAM, JOIN THIS GROUP:

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpfim

>>23243374
Dash and Pinkie

>>23243205
>>23243236

fuck off furfags

>>23243312
thank you :)

i think ill post it on equestria daily...

>>23243374

Applejack and Fluttershy.

One's a no-nonsense girl from down south, bucking crooks and taking names. The other was a timid office worker when she was promoted to the badge. Together they're

Flutterjack.

>>23243374

Rarity and Dash.

Rarity is old and world weary, while Dash is young and excitable talking about how she's just about to get married to the girl of her dreams. Then suddenly she gets shot and killed. "Do me one last favor Rarity... GET MULEDOZA!"

>>23243399
see
>>23243432

>>23243432
Takes one to know one

>>23243203
I need to stop playing so much TF2, I'm missing so much stuff in threads...

HELP ME /CO/
Should i order this kinda mousepad?
http://c1.cowcow.com/img/4-65018285-0-1-0

OR THIS ONE
http://c1.cowcow.com/img/4-65018709-0-1-0
AND BE FREAKING MANLY

>>23243406
Hmm, that does seem to be a side-effect of her competitive nature.

I'd have put her most positive quality as a kind of . . . being there when people really need her. Albiet, her laziness caused her to skip helping out AJ on the Ticket Master, and she did her best to avoid Pinkie's constant talking in Griffon Brush Off, Rainbow Dash does come through when it counts. She dried off Twilight after crashing her into mud, fixed the bridge for her friends, stood up to Gilda when she went too far on the ponies (at the expense of appearing less cool, which HAD to be proof of loyalty for Dash), helped out the farm at the end of Applebucking season, stuck with Applebloom in Call of Cutie. . .

Mmm, also helped her friends to stand up to Evil Enchantress.

I think you could say Dash's best trait is coming through when it really, absolutely matters. Despite her making fun of you, or occasionally letting her selfish nature of showboating getting in the way of things, she'll still set herself aside when you truly need the help

inb4 fic where RD gets her wings frostbitten and sawed off.

>>23243524
Why are you not ordering from artsnow, son?
Inexpensive as hell, free shipping.

>>23243524
They're both hideous. Get a plain black one with a wrist pad.

>>23243509
Whatever. You think some frikken furries are making a joke of this little fandom? Its already a joke. Do you talk to your friends about how much you love the last episode? Does your parents know you watch a show for little girls?

>>23243536

"Frozen Dreams"
"Nothing Special"
"Down to Earth"

Someone make it!

>>23243536

inb4 sequel fic where she gets bionic wings.

>>23243560
Artsnow: Custom Large Mousepad Price:$6.99
Artscow: Custom Large Mousepad $5.99

>>23243524
use this image instead, or anything more artsy and not directly from the show

>>23243111
moar pony apocalypse now!

bronies, can anyone explain this shit:

applejak+magic?

>>23243626
hedoesn'tknowaboutthecouponcode.tiff

>>23243621
And then makes out with her Ship of the Week

>>23243626

WE CAN REBUILD HER. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.

and then Rainbow Dash was Robocob.

>>23243524
both of those choices are shitty

>>23243621
newfoals don't know about the air

http://steamcommunity.com/id/thatguyinthecorner/screenshot/578914088900584287

>>23243595

Ewe mad furfag?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21FzCj0ndso

Ponies and dubstep, a perfect combination!

>>23243595
Infiltrator detected

>>23243672
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Komppuuu/screenshot/577788079560696711

>>23243672

Does anypony have piano sheet music for WWU?

I'd love to learn to play it, but I'm terrible at playing by ear.

>>23243595
I do, actually. I discuss it in depth with my friends, and have almost everyone in my family watching and enjoying it.

So, yes. Furfags and fanfic writers are the cancer that is killing MLP.

>Stupid Ponyvillians.. its not like Trixie doesn't have any friends or anything.

>>23243684
I aint even mad

>>23243641
Twilight has used magic to get the tickets to follow their respective owners.

>>23243595
>making a joke
You're misconstruing. This fandom isn't srs bsns, it's meant to be fun. Furries, however, are not welcome on 4chan because furfaggotry always leads to drama.

Personally, I object to furfaggotry on aesthetic reasons (animal heads on human-anatomy-emphasized bodies, using the same fox/husky/dragon design for EVERY animal), but regardless, they don't belong on 4chan.

>>23243737
>the cancer that is killing MLP
PFFFFFTHAHAHAHA
MLP isn't dying on /co/, it's only getting more and more posts every day.

Sleazy Equestrian Caper

post Y/N?

>>23243816
N

>>23243793
when things get more popular, the worse it gets.
More people = more furries and shippers = cancer.

We will implode on ourselves. I have forseen it.

less bitching and moaning
more erotic pegasus wing-stretching

>>23243719
No offense, but you're taking some random anon's claim at face value. Trust me, the amount of (well-behaved) furfags far outnumbers the amount if false-flag pony fans.

Now relax and post ponies.

>>23243816
Wat do u mean?

what the hay i was just watching applebuck season and rainbow dash calls aj "ponyvilles best athlete"

that doesnt sound like something rainbow would say

>>23243853
We've been through worse; rememmber that 3 week-long hiatus/

>>23242979
This was just taken from that crappy fapfiction written along time ago called Friendship is Sexy.

Don't ask me how I know

>>23243853 HUUUUR POPULAR THINGS ALWAYS SUCK

Troll confirmed for generic hipster.

Oh man, you should get on your macbook air and blog about this. Ironically.

>>23243855

I can get behind this.

and them.

>>23243638
ill be making more, eventually. i decided to start with the siege of ponyville (desperate measures).
i also decided to drop the diary format of writing, as you can see. it wasnt working out...

pic explains why the picture has different trip than what i use now...

>>23243853

"Everything will be fine, Trixie."

>>23243853
>shippers
>bad
nah, they're not bad at all, and I don't ship anything

Like how Fluttershy took off when she first saw Spike?

>>23243969

Good lord, what is wrong with Rainbow's eyes?

>>23243855
Seconding

>youwillneverhavewings.jpg
Feels bad.

>>23243853
>More people = more furries and shippers = cancer.
Not necessarily.
Mario is more popular than Sonic, yet the Sonic fandom has more furries and shippers. Well, maybe that's not a fair comparison 'cause Mario's human, but you get my point.

A lot of things get better as they become popular.

Image limit reached

>>23243731
>>23243731
>>23243731

Everyone, get in here!

>>23243917
not sure if troll...

But yes, most popular things are not as great as people say they are.

>>23243950
>nah, they're not bad at all
explainhow

Erotic fiction is, on average, much worse than regular fiction, and taking canon characters who happen to be ponies and making them have sex is plain old creepy.

I don't see any redeeming qualities for shipping.

>>23244020
lol no

>>23243996
There's been an influx of particularly bad fans as of late, however. Though there are tons of great ones, too.
I'm tempted to say the influx is from /b/, there are apparently pony threads there quite often.

>>23244020
Nope, no keywords.

well Image limit reached. Im gonna go do something Manly to counter act the girlyness I get from being here.
and I promise not to fantasize about lesbian pony sexxings

>Cancer killing MLP

Our newfag still newfagging

>>23244031
You're seriously out of touch if you think all or even most MLP shipping is erotic.

95% of it never goes beyond a "and then they kissed" ending.

>>23244031
Making ponies fuck is not necessarily shipping

>>23244074
This.

Nearly every shipping fic on I've seen on here has been about as explicit as your average Disney film.

>>23244074
FINE, "romance fiction". Talk about splitting hairs. For what it's worth, ALL the shipping I've seen around here were about sex, but I'll take your word for it 'cause I don't really pay attention.

>>23244081
Relation-shipping, fine? Shipping AND erotic fanfiction both suck.

>>23244106
Doesn't matter, projecting your romantic desires onto cartoon ponies is not something I want to spread.

>>23244116
There was some sex itt