I knew there was a reason that I didn't like Twilight Sparkle.

Welp, I don't like Fluttershy anymore.

Or Rarity.

Or Pinkie Pie.

Or Applejack.

Or Rainbow Dash.

>Green Bay
>Super Bowl


YESSSSSSSSSSSS

>American sports

No one gives a shit outside of the US. I've never heard of any of them.

Is anyone else hooking up their computer to the TV set after the game is over and showing MLP:FiM to their family? I hope to convert lots of my older relatives to the magic of Pinkie's smile, but I figure as long as most of them like the show it will be good enough.

Britpony here
WTF are you on about?

>>23237777
Cool quads bro, but lots of people on 4chan are american.

Americans should realize that this is an international website, most people here never heard of their sports and things like "morning threads" don't exist either.

>American football

WHY WOULD YOU ROOT FOR GREEN BAY.

GO STILLERS.

Re-posting survey here:

>Hey /co/, I got a survey here regarding the new show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" If you could take your time and answer a few questions on this, that would be great.
https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dDB5dy0yTjhIMnlKdEsxRGFzWTNLUlE6MQ#gid=0
>Also, suggestions to make this survey better are welcomed and highly encouraged.
Feel free to distribute this survey to other ppl that watch My Little Pony: Friendship is magic.

>Implying bandwagonders like me give two shits aboot football

It's more like an obligatory reason to throw a party or go to one

Shit's gunna be cash you guys!

>>23237808
internationals should realize this is an american site and go fuck themselves

Ponies play American (Gridiron) Football, we've seen the eggs many times in the show.

>>23237855

FUCK I FORGOT MY IMAGE

>>23237855
because PIT has won two in the last 5 years and GB hasn't won since 1997

also i'm gay for Aaron Rodgers

Watching this show for the plot.

>>23237855
Oh course Steelers are going to win, I just saw Green Bay and it reminded me of the super bowl

>>23237878

Eyyup

Why do you make me hate rarity?
She would go for green bay because Clay Matthews has such a fabulous mane

...is this the new general?

Didn't know MLPfags were also from /sp/?

I guess that's why they're so annoying.

OH GOD I LOVE ALL THIS PLOOOOOTT

>>23237782
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>>23237782
PLEASE TELL EM YOU'RE JOKING


DON'T DO THAT, DON'T DO THAT, DON'T DO THAT


GUYS HELP ME OUT HERE CONVINCE THEM THIS IS A BAD IDEA

>>23237913
nope, the current general is still active
>>23230131

>>23237879
>Implying Green Bay isnt going to win

Fluttershy would be watching the Puppy Bowl, duh

>>23237926
Most of my time on 4chan is spent talking about football and MLP.

Two great tastes that go great together.

>>23237929
I chuckl'd. Good one,anon.

>>23237926

>>23237938
Lol why is it a bad idea? Lots of people here love the show, who's to say my family won't love it too?

>>23237901
But green is such an AWFUL, AWFUL COLOR!!

>>23237973

>>23237989

I wouldn't get too excited. Showed it to one of my girl friends and she didn't take too kindly to it. Too put it bluntly she said she hated it, and would only watch it if we were stuck together in the same room.

She saw part of the first episode, fall weather friends, I even showed her the evil enchantress + flutterguy version. She would not budge.

>>23238024

>>23237973
>BAWW HE CALLED US ANNOYING!! HE MUST BE A WEEAABOOO!!!


U mad?

>>23238045
Something is clearly wrong with your girl friend then. No one in my family is a fun hater as far as I can tell, so I'm pretty confident that things will go as planned, and by my next birth day I'll be able to have a MLP themed party and lots of MLP related gifts.

Oh god what did i do!

>>23238015
ah but not always

>forcing girly cartoons upon your entire family RIGHT AFTER WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME

what could possibly go wrong

>>23238117
>>23238117
So you what? 13 or 14 years old?

>>23238117
you still have birthday parties?
You are not Pinkie Pie, you just cant pull it off.

>>23237989
>>23237989
More than half of us are either in high school or are manchildren. The other half openly admit to not being normal.

It's a cute show, but I see bad things happening once the intro starts playing.

>>23238155
21

>>23237938
>>23238147

These guys are right. This could go very wrong in a big way.

DON'T DO IT. KEEP YOUR PONIES TO YOURSELF.

>>23238066
>>23238048

>>23238203
>>23238203
Oh, right, if you say you're real age, you'll get banned for being underage. So you're 12, right?

>>23238147
>>23238188
>>23238198
>>23238212
;_;

I'm still going to do it, you all just wait and see. A month from now when I have my MLP themed birth day party I'll post lots of pictures here and then you'll all just have to be jelly of how awesome MLP is.

>>23238249
inb4 you have no friends and your family disowns you

seriously bro, don't do this

>>23238249
If I could have a My Little Pony birthday party I would be sooooo happy.

>>23238357
you think they have FiM stuff at party stores?

>>23238249
Good luck out there buddy.

You're gonna need it.

>>23238249
DO NOT DO IT WE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE GODDAMN

>>23238388
If they don't yet they really should. Maybe we should petition all our local party stores to stock up on FiM merch.

>>23238249
>>23238249
I know that I'm gonna get flack for going there, but dammit I have to go there.

If you're a femanon, then I can see this going okay. Not great, but you might get a laugh or two and they might think the show is cute.

If you have a penis, then your family might interpret this as your way of coming out of the closet.

I know that the show is designed to be enjoyed by more than its target audience and that it will probably lead the pathway for gender neutral/defiant shows, but that road is still being paved. People aren't ready for the magic of friendship yet.

>>23238334
>>23238399
>>23238415
Well thanks for your concern /co/, I'm still going to go through with my plan.

Pic related, it's going to be Pony time at my household very soon.

>>23238460
pinkie pie = you

kid on floor = your family

>>23238451
>that road is still being paved. People aren't ready for the magic of friendship yet.

AND WE WILL NEVER GET THERE IF WE ALL JUST SIT ON OUR ASSES DOING NOTHING BUT DISCUSSING MLP AMONGST OURSELVES!

I say party anon is right, it's high time we took to the streets IRL and showed our love for the show. A lot of people are bound to be moved by our plight and learn that they too enjoy the magic of friendship.

LET'S DO IT /co/!!

Dear Bronies.

Where are all of you from?

I am from Finland.

>>23238508
I'm an Ameribrony.

>>23238508

>>23238508

South Korean brony here.

Tried fixing my Pinkie's hair. Not the best ever, but an improvement over how I bought it.

>>23238508
WHERE MY DENVER HEADS AT

RISE UP AND REPRESENT 303

>>23238488
Lol

>>23238503
HECK YEAH!!

>>23238508
NYC brony represent

>>23238451
>>23238451
>>23238451
>>23238451
>>23238451
This is the ultimate truth

Unless you are a girl, it's still not okay yet.

Penis is not allowed to like poni

>>23238508
Ameriduh
PA

>>23238533
>>23238508

Australian insomniac brony reporting in.

>>23238503
PREACH IT

>>23238538
Definitely an improvement. Maybe you can separate the strands by shampooing them?

>>23238539
>303
more like gay0gay, 719 is the best in CO

is this where we're going?

>>23238578
i... i think >>23238503 may be onto something. if we want to be accepted as bronies we should at least make an effort.

why do i have to hide my face from my parents when i come back from buying a pony action figure? i want to listen to the theme song at full volume, why can't i do that without social repercusions /co/? WHY CAN'T I??

>>23238249

Have fun getting all your family and friends to think you're out of your mind.

Use common sense. Fuck's sake.

>>23238503
Maybe in a few years when we have more shows to point out so we can make a stronger case. Attempting it right now with only one show to explain our side might not turn out that well.

Hasbro has taken notice of how well the toys are selling and how well the show is doing. That's thanks to us in an almost infinitesimal scale. People are being shown the power of harmony and friendship, but people are slow to change.

>>23238538

>>23238667
Because you care

>>23238629
Tried shampooing before boiling. I used plastic/foam curlers. removed the foam and cut it so I could but it OVER the hair to make the curls tighter (buying the curlers was far more embarassing than buying ponies...). I'm getting a second Pinkie in the mail soon, I'll try with her too. Whichever looks the best stays on my shelf, the other goes in a closet.

>>23238658
Enjoy your Focus on the Family.

>friend tried to put on an episode of this show when all us bros were drunk one night and figuring out what movie to watch
>everybody laughed and called him out, every time he was addressed the rest of the night it was usually "fag" this or "fag" that
>sit there feeling bad for him hoping everybody gets drunk enough they don't remember it, pass around more drinks
>next day it's literally the only thing anyone remembers
>everyone still hangs but he's constantly getting ranked on now

Just posting this example as a warning and Todd if you're on right now I'm sorry. It may not destroy your friendships and social life but it will be fucking terrible.

>>23238706

>the other goes in a closet

I'm sorry I can't help it.

the story was going to be that Carmel was working as a janitor in a dive when he was confronted by Ace (tennis pony) in the bathroom. Ace who is an adult film mogul, takes note of Carmel's boyish good looks a sizable equipment and offers a chance to be in film. After an audition at Ace's office with Spa pony, Carmel gets hired. After that, we follow the events of his rise in film. We meet the other actors: Big Mac is the top male star and takes the kid under his wing. Pinkie is party girl and is the star of Carmel's first movie; it a multiple partner movie. Rainbow Dash is the main attraction of the company. She stars in his forth film, it's a threeway with Pinkie (how will they pay the pizzaboy). Zecora was in his second, Zebra on pony action co-starring Big Mac. Cheeralie would have been in his third, his first solo, as teacher/student film. Applejack is the queen of the kink films, Carmel wants to work with her, but feels awkward when finds out it's his best friends sister. Twilight is the company doctor, she doesn't act, but loves to party. Fluttershy is Twilight's assistant and also works as a fluffer.

>>23238723
I will, thank you
I'll also enjoy the rest of the state

>>23238745
it's one thing to do it in front of people you consider "friends", but among family the reaction might be different.

>>23238763
>>Fluttershy is Twilight's assistant and also works as a fluffer.

I... I'm crying inside...

>>23238745
My friends liked it for the most part.

But then again I showed it to a few people over the internet and then more people watched a few episodes later together.

It helps when your friends are insane.

>>23238763
Enough with the porn.

Ugh.

>>23238745
>>23238745
>>23238745

>>23238745
Poor Todd...
>his face when he first put it on before the backlash

>>23238745
Serves "Todd" right if he's friends with a bunch of pencilneck jocks who are too afraid to get in touch with their inner child, and yet have no qualms about playing grabass and measuring their genitals in the communal showers afterwards.

>>23238961
Actually only about half of us play a sport, I don't but four of our friends play basketball.
The rest are actually reasonably nerdy and spend most of their times just following sports instead of playing, playing video games for hours on end or doing stuff for college

>>23238961
Last time I touched my inner child I got arrested.

I nominate Todd for brony of the month

>>23237973
Nice beats, Trollio.

>>23238899
i said i wasn't actually going to write it, those are ideas that will never get used
it was all going to end depressingly anyway

>>23238117

2 things
1.) how old are you?
2.) which gender are you?

>>23239029
Those banners should be replaced with PONIES!

>/co/ spamming /sp/ with ponies

faggots

>>23239029
yeah, it's not like they gave us a place to discuss western stuff

>>23239086
You seem to be confused, this is /co/.

I'd like the original of this.

Also, TIL the Super Bowl is happening today.

Brett Favre.

>>23239141

Bowling is a sport?

>Fluttershy
>Doesn't watch

I knew there was a reason she's my favorite.

>>23239117
It's just weird to complain about weeaboos on a english-language japanese imageboard.

Just saying.

>>23239156
It actually is. Nice try though.

>>23239156
No.

Is that funny?

Is cupping a sport, soccer fans?

>>23239156
Technically yes, there are leagues and tournaments.

Watching Winter Wrap Up. That song is stuck in my head now.

is an horse an athlete

>>23239164
I'm not complaining,I'm simply stating that their opinions are subject to ridicule.

>>23239141
The original of what?

>>>/sp/10285218

Get this fucking faggot shit out of my /sp/

>>23239156
Bowler here. I don't consider it a sport, much like I don't consider golfing a sport. They are pastimes.

Although you can injure yourself pretty easily in both. Last year I ended up pulling my hamstring halfway through a league game. Had to switch to a 13 pound ball (I usually use a 18 pound), and ended up pretty much collapsing in pain at the end of every shot.

>>23239227
True. Sorry.

>>23239058
20 and 11/12ths
Male

>>23239268
I forgot the image. But I found it somewhere else, anyway, so I didn't correct it. Yep.

>>23239280
>pastimes
its called a game dummy

Doubles chooses what I have to draw Rainbowdash wearing right now.

>>23239357

Horseshoes.

>>23239357
a strap on

>>23239319
Football is also a game. That's why I said pastime, and not game.

>>23239357
Fluttershy's formal dress

>>23239357

A saddle.

>>23239357
bondage mask, strapped to the floor with her ass in the air.

>>23239357
Maid outfit

>>23239357

Saddlebags.

>>23239385
This

>>23239357
french maid dress

>>23239357
church dress

>>23239357

This >>23239374

>>23239357
Catholic schoolgirl uniform

>>23239379
Football sucks though.

It might just be me, but sports are boring as fuck to watch. I'd rather rewatch MLP than watch the Super fucking Bowl. i could care less about that shit.

>>23239433

The winner, horseshoes!

>>23239357
Boba Fette's armor and helmet

>>23239379
football is a sport
they have a whole chart explaining sport v. game somewhere

>>23239357
puritan dress

Okay, in the new episode, when Rarity was making everyone's dresses, my inner fashonista kicked up like a motherfucker.

Fluttershy's dress was completely the wrong color. It should have been a soft blue, not green. Blue would have complemented her coat much better.

>>23239357

a big ol' weed leaf and a bong...Yeah I can see it now

>>23239433
>>23239444

LOOK WHAT YOU DID

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE US MISS

>>23239444
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>>23239444
>>23239444
>>23239444

>dem trips

Get to work on that drawing!

>>23239357

Groucho stache

>>23239379
Yes, but football is a sport. All sports are games. Not every game is a sport. Unless you go by Hemingway's definition. But then again, he's a manly man.

>>23239433
>>23239444

Ah hell. WHICH TO DO.

>>23239433

Horseshoes, do it faggot.

>>23239357
Rarity's robe/slippers

>>23239447
>>23239460
Never said it wasn't a sport, and never said it was fun to watch.

>>23239474

>444

Trips ain't dubs.

But 33 is.

>>23239444
>trips
DO IT DO IT DO EEEEET!

>>23239486

THIS ONE:
>>23239444

trips beat dubz

Hey, did the dude who made this, make any more? For the other songs?

Can someone get on that?

>>23239447
That's irrelevant.

I don't watch a lot sports, but for me
Baseball fucking blows

>>23239486
What's there to keep you from doing both at the same time?

>>23239306

based on this answer, seriously, DO NOT DO THIS.
Abort man, abort.

>>23239499
Never said you like watching it either. I just talk to much when I open my mouth.

>>23239486

Horseshoes came in first, do horseshoes.

>>23239357
A strap on. On her head, like a horn.

>>23239522
YES.
Baseball is the second most boring sport on earth to watch. Only golf is worse.

>>23239433
>>23239444

Well shit, I guess I have to draw both! :O

Drawing underway!

>>23239486
the one that's funnier

>>23239537
More like WHORE'S SHOES, amirite?

does anybody have the link to the thread mod brony came in

>>23239488
>>23239433

double doubles, its horseshoes.

>>23239520
It is.

More ponies then! I'm still adding to my collection.

>>23239560
Frank Miller writes an episode
how feel?

>>23239468
Oi Sprinkles, here's that commando clown.

repostan

>>23239444
I'm not gonna be able to handle this

>>23239590
feels bad

>>23239600
Hot Damn
thanks a million bro
you're awesome
keep up the good work

>>23239664
Thanks.
Any other vietnamization requests?

does this artist have a name?

bit of a new topic but are there any fan euphanisms for a gay character? all I ever managed to think of was "grazes in the other field."

>>23239709
did you do Apple Bloom yet?,
Apple "Boom"

>>23239447
You COULD care less?
Doesn't seem like you dislike it too much.

>>23239672
Did this pony ever get a nickname?

>>23239556
looking forward to it

for those not on last night
i posted a happy fic
i'm reposting
here's part1

>>23239709
Have you made zecora?

>>23239798
I'll be at my parent's house for the game. watching the commercials, watching ponies on my laptop durring the game.

>>23239818

no offical name yet.

>

>>23239821
and here's proof that i don't need write gore or rape to get attention

>>23239798
Yes, for all intensive purposes I could care less. It's a doggy dog world out there and I don't have time to sit around and watch dudes throw a ball around ad nauseum.

But I do have all the time in the world for poni.

>>23239839
ITS A SIGN

>>23239818
I say we call her Mixy Tracks

>>23239836
>official
Probably never will be
As for fan name, it's like every other background, nothing set in stone.
But a few people seem taken to Scratch as a real name and DJ-Pon3 as a stage name.

>>23239870

If I didn't know you were doing that on purpose I would be ever so slightly upset.

Someone's dumping porn in the /sp/ thread
:<
And now we have more haters

Seriously guys if we ever make threads in other boards try to be nice and not harsh, the trolls make it bad enough.

>>23239870

>>23239672
THAT'S JUST SO INCREDIBLY WONDERFUL!

More please.

>>23239829
>>23239784
OK, I'll draw these next.

>>23239774
>gay character
There is very little romance and no sexuality in the show.
Queers and fairies still works, by the way.

>>23239821
l2punctuation

this is eye rape

>>23239709
post luna

>>23239870
You forgot "diamond dozen"

>>23239911
>Queers and fairies still works, by the way.

>>23239908
no one likes zecora dont do her

best flockdraw I've ever been

>>23239938
Thanks, I'll add it to the list.

>>23239962

One of the best flockdraws ive ever seen.

>>23239962

Holy shit, that needs to be redrawn, colored and displayed in a museum.

>>23239866

>trespasser good end

Alright, where is the other end? I wants it.

>>23240004
what's the motto say?

>>23240012
I think it's the one where AJ and BM rape gilda

>>23239962
Someone needs to ink and paint that. Fifty internet bucks to whoever does.

>>23239955
I'll draw her as a Viet Cong zebra, no one liked them either.

>>23240012
surely someone has it saved?

>>23239870

>It's a doggy dog world out there

Thanks for the insight Dharma.

>>23240037

Blacks served in the US Army / Marines so it doesn't really make sense to draw her as an asian.

>>23239556
>>23239556
>>23239556

Argh, gotta head out for a bit. Have a WIP for now, will finish it once I get back in.

>>23240031

I think I need to see this. (and later request art for it)

>>23239911
I mean if there were a euphanism in the fandom. I mean, no more gay than dash seems to be assumed to be. I'm just surious about the phrases people came up with.

>>23239515
I'm in, yes I did make that. What other songs would you like to see get done first?

>>23240085
nice ass view

>>23240085
My penis is ready.

>>23240085
muffiiiiiiiiiiiins!

>>23240064
He never posted it, so only he would have it...

>>23240064

I don't have it, and don't call me Shirley.

>>23239866
That was so sweet.

>>23240012
>>23240031
that's for the late night crowd
but because enough people pressured me, i might, might, repost it with added content

/r/ing Scratch using Pinkie's tummy like a turntable and making her laugh-hiccup in autotune.

>>23240093
>a euphanism in the fandom
This isn't the anime/furry fandom, we don't need a jargon to mask our inadequacy, we're perfectly fine using the words everybody else uses for common terms.

>>23240171
That's so stupid I gotta wonder if you're a furry.

>>23239955
You tasteless wretch! You son of a whore!
If we meet in person your ass will be sore!
The streets of the city will fill up with gore -
The violence fueled by rage in my core.

Someone said Vietnam ponies. Ya know what that means?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMCkR-WHbeI&sns=em

Also was the Snips and Snails Nam pic ever made?

>>23240141

I look forward to seeing your work, however it is. Hell, I'll just go ahead and ask: Can I subscribe to your newsletter, good sir?

>>23240208
No...everything must have an equine-related pun. No exceptions.

>>23240085
bye the, don't forget her wings!

>>23240093
You do honour your name, derpex.

>>23240208
>newfoal, everypony, the herd

you guys do TOO use euphanisms.

>>23240109
actually
i did post it because people encouraged me to do so
and, some people freaked out
i think it was the swearing
it wasn't very long, but hit the nail pretty hard

>>23240241
>Zecora's Red Lantern oath

>>23240244
Yup.

>>23240085
looks like PoorYorrick.

IM ON TO YOU

>>23240273
Whoops, must of passed out by that point then, my bad.

>>23240208
>This isn't the anime/furry fandom
Oh, but that's where you're wrong, see.

>>23240272
Puns are not euphemisms, shut the fuck up.

>>23240272
Some of those where from the actual show

Fillydelphia

>>23240272
The people who use these terms are trying to turn this fandom into a furry fandom.

>>23240294
I don't deny there are furries here, but this being 4chan, they're not welcome.
The furry part of the fandom hangs in other places, and we want to keep it that way.

>>23240303
Explain how one can't be the other

>>23240208
>>23240303
>>23240314
>mlpfags trying to be elitist about their shitty fandom

dohoho you faggots still make me laugh

i forgot i had this as my background and when my sister came in my room she clearly saw it but she wasnt able to tell what it was

>>23240294
Spoiler that shit please

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYr-jbo8c4Y

First video editing I've ever done. How'd I do?

Pic unrelated

>>23240254
leave 10 dollars in an envelope behind the big tree in the park. leave and come back in 5 minutes

also, here's my second favorite piece after good end
it's kinda were good end spawned from

>>23240341
Search it on the dictionary and then tell me how can they be. You goddamn imbecile.

>>23240329
Please. Everyone on 4chan just pretends to hate furries because it's popular.

>>23240290
>can't quite make out the image
>think it's Dash eating Rarity's tail or her ass
>chortle a bit
>see the filename

>>23240290
No man, that's Muffins you're looking at.

This right here though is Yorrick.

Sure is somewhat subtle trolls in here.

>>23240399

I liked cupcakes back when it was called "sweetmeats"
>>23240373
I hated them before it was popular

>>23240314
whatever, I'm just trying to think what sort of punny euphanism they would use in the show IF they had to.

>>23240399

Oh yeah. I forgot about muffins.

>>23240377
either fetish fuel or the artist wanted to draw something weird.

>>23240290
can someone translate that moonspeak into american

>>23240448
Rarity: Stop!
RD: Delicious!

>>23240448
>STAWP IT!

>DELICIOUS!

>>23240357
It's pretty awesome brony.
Could stand to be about, 20% cooler though.

>>23240448
It's pretty obvious.

"Stop" and "Delicious"

>>23240443
someone requested vore

>>23240448
>american

....

anyway, not my language, but I guess Rarity is saying something like "careful!"
Rainbow Dash is saying delicious.

>>23240377
Here's Pinkie eating Dash...

MFW I master Winter Wrap Up and Art of the Dress in Audiourf

>>23240357
you cut out the best part of the video where fluttershy picks up luna with her mouth

>that thorn is luna

Could whoever is drawing the Vietnam ponies draw a picture of all the ponies standing over the bleeding body of Zecora while one of them enthusiastically says "We got the sniper!"

And more vore featuring Rarity

>>23240511

did someone say bad fanart thread?

>>23240552

Damn you... don't taunt us like that.

>>23240574
I think someone did.

I accidentally said "somePONY's got to do it" in a conversation with my dad today.
He pulled this face at me, while I retained a perfect poker face and resumed the convo.

Heres one of Rainbow Dash

>>23240574
i really like that pic

all the ponies in a bed

>>23240551
but rarity is the sniper

>>23240605
A likely story -- and probably true.

>>23240574
That's not bad art!
Or then you've never seen the deviant art MSPAINT shit that sometimes get posted here and look like it's drawn by a 8 years old when it's in reality a 25 years old furry...

>>23240574
oo, let me help
here's mine

>>23240630
sadly, true

>>23240605
>mfw I've done the same thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-836TtoF_5I
then
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSbXGsysAAk

Broadway Pony

>>23240605
so how much does he know about the ponies?

>>23240621
I like it too...just glad some brony finally stepped up to address the request...also Twilight is ultra cute

>>23240647

>>23240626

>rarity sniping
>not twilight

>mfw bad fanart thread.

No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore No vore

It's my fetish
I don't want these things to mix
D:

>>23240660
Nothing at all. If he found out, he would probably disown me

>>23240654
Of course it's true -- I read it on 4chan!

>>23240668
that was another influence
here's my ms paint waste of time

>>23240695
Maybe he's in the exact same situation, thinking the same thing about you! You never know until you talk about it!

one of the best.

>>23240684

Give in to the dark side, my pretty, and your little dog too!

So, since the Sweetie Belle/Apple Bloom 2-pack actually comes with Scootaloo, does anyone think we'll ever get an ACTUAL Apple Bloom?

>>23240727
This looks great.

>>23240684
Must be terrible.

I'm certainly glad nobody has mixed up my fetish with this show.

dickgirl is my fetish i cant wait for this to mix in


im not gay

lol poines

>>23240751
What's your fetish exactly?

>>23240724
Perhaps you are right.

Dad, you know my online name, you know this is me. If you are by any chance reading this thread, we should watch MLP all day, then brag about it like it's some manly father-son activity.

mfw captcha "equine tossalop"

>ponies x superbowl
fucking goddamnit where can i escape sports if not 4chan?

>>23240777
trips :D

For the vietnam ponys..
Zecora would be a Kit Carson Scout.

>>23240778
Are you nuts?

I'm not telling, else somebody might draw it.

>>23240751

Tell me your fetish anon, im sure we can find at least one thing.

>>23240551
All of them? Damn, I suppose I could, but I do these with scanner and mouse only, so that would take me forever to complete. Maybe I'll try this someday, but not right now, sorry.

>>23240793
>dat naked applebloom

>>23240772
I gotta say brony, if someone were to ever feel like drawing Dash with a cock, I wouldn't object to it

>>23240807
It's scat and/or urination isn't it?

>>23240751
>>23240778
>mfw nopony mixed my fetish with this show

something involving Applebloom, Lyra, or DJ Pony rubbing Dash's tummy

>>23240831
Nah. Way lighter, which is why I doubt someone will actually make something with it.

>>23240821

She's not naked, she's wearing her bow.

i never had a gore fetish before but the cupcake story gave me such a massive boner

My fetish is controlled drowning.

GO GO GO GO GO GO

>>23240821
Police!

There's a NAKED fly on my window!

Several of my fetishes have already been drawn. Although the pony images do nothing for me.

The humanified images on the other hand... Clopclopclop.

>>23240805
Good idea, thanks.

>>23240875

Me too.

Has Vietnam Trixie been done yet? I'd love to see her as Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now

>>23240751
I certainly wouldn't mind if someone mixed my femuscle fetish with the show. (Preferably the humanized versions. Especially Fluttershy.)

>>23240885

Somepony hook this good gentlemen up with some controlled drowning / auto-erotic asphyxiation fanfiction.

>>23240931
HOORAY FOR NEW JANITORS!

>>23240875
>>23240906

>>23240929
naw man, it's gotta be drowning. There's something really sexy about the person (sometimes me) ripping their head out of the water, makeup streaming down their face, wet hair in front of their face, eyes wide, panting, only to be dunked right back under before they can take another breath.

>mfw I have no fetish beyond "yay boobs"

sucks for you guys with no fetish art

>>23240998
oh you'll most likely develop one sooner or later.

>>23240982
You'd love Guantanamo.

>>23240982
and you get a massage from the spasms in her crotch

>>23241026
I don't think waterboarding and controlled drowning would be the same thing.

Fuck I have no clue how to explain my fetish..

Ahem..anyway..ponies!

>>23240875
I don't have a gore fetish, but crazy chicks get me hot.
Then Kloudmutt had to go draw all that awesome crazyPinkie art. Fuuuuuck.

>>23240929
i was thinking of trying to draw a pic of pinkie or twilight or maybe fluttershy with a belt around their neck

>thisismyfetish

>>23241068
this is my wallpaper

Why is this thread turning into a furfag thread?

Not enough Bon-Bon.

>MFW i'll never be able to watch this show in the open due to prying eyes
>MFW i've got such a low self-esteem i watch the show, but due to the same problem i can't admit i do in public
>MFW i've attempted to and unknowingly said "Everypony", making people give strange looks


I wish i knew how to quit you, ponies. God damnit.

Yet another McDonalds story...

Went to the drive-thru last night. At this point, I have Twilight, AppleJack, Dash, and Cheerilee. I realize a little subtlety is now needed to avoid embarrassment, since if I rattle off a long list of ponies that I'm looking for from memory, no one will believe that they're not for me.

Anyhow, when my turn to order came up...

"Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?"
"Hi. Do you have the My Little Pony Toys in today?"
"I'm sorry?"
"The My Little Pony Happy Meal toys. Do you have them in stock today?"
"Oh, yes."
"Cool. Which ones do you have?"
"Uhh... let me check. *long pause* We have the pink one with the blue hair and the white one with purple hair."

Of course, I figured out that she was referring to Celestia and Rarity, but better to play dumb.

"Oh... uh... I'm sorry, I was given a list of names, but I don't know what colors they are. Do they have the names printed on them?"
"It says... Princess Celestia.... and Rarity."
"Uh... (pause as if checking a list) Oh good, those two are both on my list. One of each, please. Ok, and for my food, I'll get... "

You see? Subtlety. The problem with most people's tactics is that they go in with a prepared story and blurt it all out in an unnecessary way. That marks you instantly as a bad liar. I had a story prepped that my sister is a collector, but she's sick. However, if you just hint at your story, rather than spewing it out, it's much more believable.

Anyway, sometime later, I opened my ponies... Celestia's shoes weren't painted, and Rarity's tail was... pink.

>>23241097
Can't help but be reminded.

COME ON BRONIES GET IN HERE

We got 15 viewers now, lets see if we can get over 20.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/Yaridovich

>>23241106
I think it was the voretalk who caused it.

>>23241160
yesh YESH Teh bon bon

GET IN HERE BRONIES
http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf

room: MLP

we're lonely

>>23241024
>>23241024
>>23241024
>mfw I have a giantess fetish

Nope.
Not doing it.
Ponies are innocent fun.
I hate you with every fiber of my being whoever drew this.

>>23241166
wtf is synchtube?

>>23241059
I've experimented with waterboarding, and never again. that shit is simply unbearable. I can hold my breath for 4 minutes, and can only tolerate waterboarding for about 15 seconds.

>>23241203
youtube that many people watch at the same time, with a chatroom

>>23241138
or maybe you just buy the damn things and don't care what a fucking Mcdonalds employee who'll have forgotten about you in 10 minutes thinks about you buying pony toys.

CHAAAAANGE PLACES

>>23240981
>>23240981
>>23240981

>>23241203
Watching youtube in synch with other people

+ chat

Shit gets hilarious, especially with poni.

>>23241166
can't see shit, cap'n... how do I synchtube?

>>23241203
Youtube, but with a chatbar and a playlist.

>>23241219
Can't say I would want to try either, to be honest.

My fetish is Lesbians.
Feelsgoodman.jpg

I just went in to McDonalds and said I needed a full set of MLP toys.
The manager asked why, even though a paying customer needs no reason.
Told them we are using the toys to decorate a birthday sheet cake.
Got my ponies.

>>23237777
Kind of like the Wold Cup.

No one gives a shit inside the US.

>>23241264
Disable adblock.

>>23241219
I have no idea how it works, so... Why is it so horrible?

>>23241305
Pffff. That's EVERYONE'S fetish.

>>23241333
I didn't have that fetish until i started coming to these threads.

>>23241323
It activates the fight or flight response coupled with the impaired breathing reflex. Even though you can hold your breath, the stimuli overcomes self control and inflicts the effects of drowning on the subject.

>>23241323
Basically, when water enters your lungs it triggers your "OH SHIT I'M ABOUT TO DIE" response. Totally involuntary, and about the most traumatic thing anyone can experience.

>>23241323
because the water goes up your nasal cavities, causing you to attempt to expel it by snorting it out. This causes you to almost instantly expel all the air in your lungs. When you realize not to do this, or have no more air, the water floods your sinuses, and causes unbearable gagging, which can lead to vomiting all over yourself, choking on it, or worse, the vomit actually going out of your mouth, and being reintroduced into your body via your nose.

>>23241333
not mine, but i'm horribly desensitized scarred and burned out from 20 years of heavy porn exposure

>>23241323

Because it simulates drowning, and there is a pretty large part of human instinct that tell us: Drowning Bad.

So there you are, unable to defend yourself, and some of the most powerful instincts humans have are telling you that you are drowning, repeatedly.

>>23241388
>>23241383
>>23241371
This board scares me sometimes.

>>23241388
BTW I'm the guy with the drowning fetish, and yes I have done it to myself.

>>23241461

do not want

>>23241453
My excuse is that I've done it to myself.

Also, a political note: a person who has a fetish for allowing himself to be drowned and deprived of air (more than once to the point of loss of consciousness) considers waterboarding to be unbearable.

>>23241453
>>23241383
It's not what you think. I protest torture, so I have to know about techniques to argue against them.

My fetish is small anthropomorphically intelligent fantasy equines, neon coloration, and tattoos.

Yes, this is my year.

>>23241518
Drowning dude here. Read this:
>>23241507

>>23241544
You must have been made in the shade since 1986

>>23241399
Just how old are you?

>>23241565
Props, dude. You're a braver man than I am.

Come for the Pony General, stay for the Geneva convention debates!

>>23241599
I didn't do it to prove a political point; I did it because I thought it would make me cum buckets.

Waterbucking
Where pony rebels are strapped to an incline and a bucket of apple cider is bucked over their covered face.

The princess watches from the shadows at the struggling insurgent. Celestia will know their plans soon enough.

Another bucket is filled.

"AGAIN!"

>>23241668
Okay, less admirable...
But still, pretty fucking hardcore.

How does a thread about Ponies turn into a thread about drowning/choking yourself or someone else for sexual pleasure and the correct way to do so.

>>23241803
someone said "thank god my fetish hasn't been paired with MLP" then people mentioned their fetishes. I mentioned mine was drowning, and the conversation went from there.

>>23241803
Internet, lol, internet...

>>23241803
Well, this guy mentioned how Fluttershy technically had Nightmare moon in her mouth when she pulled the thorn from the manticore's paw. Then it turned to vore, then fetishes in general, then choking.

>>23241842
But why drowning? For me it's almost the worst death imaginable.