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Epic Dessert Time (Apple Family Edition)
02/06/11(Sun)03:56 No.23232748EPIC DESSERT TIME
Is— Is this thing on? BIG MAC! GIT OVER HERE AN' HELP ME WORK THIS THING! There you are! Is this thing on? Ah've been finaglin' this thing fer a while now… --oh! It IS on! Right. *ahem*
ONLINE BAKIN' SHOW! We got us here a big 'ol magnum of Apple juice, 'bout to change the game! …the cookin' game, Applebloom. Eh? No, it's not an actual… it's just a sayin'. Don't worry about it too much. Anyway! What'chu know about fixin' fancy desserts outta just Apples? NOTHIN', that's what! An' we 'bout to fix that.
APPLE TURNAROUND <Turnover ain't enough>
We took some flour 'n cornstarch… made our own crusts. An' these ain't just gonna be tiny li'l things, no sir-ree. We cut apples in half, took out the seeds. An' we got HALF-APPLE TURNOVERS. 'cause we ain't makin' no sissy desserts here.
Smashin' some older apples into juice… adding' some— APPLE BLOOM! DON'T DRINK THAT! That's… that's for grown-ups. …yes, I know, you're gettin' plenty big. But you'll understand why later… Anyhow. We're makin' some custom apple-tini mix. An' don'cha worry, the lil' ones still get apple juice. But we ain't talkin' no lily-livered wuss juice. Tarnations, kid, what kind'a show you think this is? We got 5 different kinds 'a apples, cinnamon and JUST enough brown sugar… into a next level apple-juice manu- maneu-- uh, MOVE.
We ain't done, sissy boy! Just to round it all up, we made our own apple-cake cupcakes. APPLE-CAKE. CUPCAKES. With the help of— yes, Pinkie, I was just tellin' 'em about that. …no, they're not in the camera-box, they're at home watching' on some inter-- inner-- uh, WEB thing… No, Pinkie, they ain't spiders… Ah'll explain it later. Just get back in there and make sure the cupcakes aren't on fire like the last batch. |