>>23230131
Post this on the MLP General thread

>>23230042
>>23230042
>>23230042

And kindly delete this thread.

>>23230404
Where is the MLP General thread?
and that thread aint mine.... sorry.

>>23230131
nightmare moon is not in there....

>>23230681
Would you prefer her in there? Wasnt sure if i should include her cuz she was only in the first two episode

I see theres a lot of ppl doing the survey right now. Does anyone know how i can show result summary without doing the survey over and over again?

heres the results so far

>>23231175
oops... let me retake another one...

Heres the current summary

>>23231175
>>23231279
fail.....

BUMP! Spreading the Survey!!


https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dDB5dy0yTjhIMnlKdEsxRGFzWTNLUlE6MQ#gid=0

>>23231645
um...thanks for posting the survey in the survey thread?

Posted it for you

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/friendship-survey.html

>>23231899

OH! Thank you!

>>23230404
So thats what u meant by delete this thread.... I thought u meant keep this thread and delete this thread
>>23230042

ok, im going to the MLP General thread. good luck and thanks for all the fish

Wheres the survey being posted at now?

>>23235177
oops... forgot to sage....

>>23232420
Pretty sure this is the general?

>>23235244
It wasnt then
but now it is

>>23235265
>My face when I notice I am quoting a post from 3 hours ago

>>23235186
No need to sage! Spread the word! Im actually really interested in the survey result!

BRONY MIGRATION

Daily dose

Okay, this survey scares me a little bit

Is everyone on /v/?

>>23235326
I was actually suspecting this might happen

>>23235319
dat small and firm asian ass <3

Does anyone else think that Pinkie might actually be retarded?

>>23235362
We'll find out in a week...

lol 3 hours in and still so many images quota before thread max? count me in!

>>23235362
oh Pinkie Pie, you're so random!

>>23235362
I hope not, I've done stuff like that before

>>23235362
Pinky pie is a brony who made its way into ponyville

>>23235319
You know you want me baby, you know I want you too
They call me superpony, i'm here to rescue you
I wanna save you girl, come be in Dash's world

>>23231296
>number of women
>12
>number of fans of the old show
>12
Hm.

>>23235362

daw, that gif.

>>23235362
Reminds me of Pinky from Pinky and the Brain. IMO total genius.

>>23235400

>>23235435

>>23235403
every time i see that pic i smile

>>23235456

I've been away from MLP for a bit, and I just watched Fall Weather Friends. Why are all ponies, aside from the main cast, mindless drones?

>>23235516

Because this is a show for little girls.

>>23235516
Im sure if they were given more screen time, they would be seen as less mindless

>>23235516

Most of the ponies in Ponyville are not very bright.

>>23235516
Because they're clones

>>23235556

the purple one behind Derpy is checking out dat pony ass.

>>23235543

Indeed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxzbSLAx2rI#t=14m59s

>>23235556
It wouldn't be as obvious if they didn't put the cloned ones right next to each other every single time. Not that anyone notices it without specifically seeking this shit out.

>>23235400
I'm probably the only girl who wasn't a fan of the original. (long time lurker btw, so this is my first post. Sorry if I'm somehow doing this wrong)

>>23235594

>mentioning that this is your first post

Yeah, you're doing it wrong already.

protip: Don't respond to this post whatsoever.

>>23235556

>no general image
>this thread won't be archived
>mfw

>>23235556

It's interesting how Mohawk Pony can only appear when in crowd scenes.

>>23235594
dont wory about it, im a dude and I was a fan of the original, or at least i enjoyed it. Of course back then the only real requirement for me to enjoy a show was it be a cartoon. With the exception of captain planet, never did like that, guess even when i was 5 i could recognize blatant propaganda for the shit it was.

>>23235620

>2 #18s (with more possible
>6 #10s
>2 #6s
>a #infinity

Dear god. I knew it was bad, but...

>>23235556
I just noticed that the purple pony next to Derpy, and the mohawk pony have no cutie marks.

Does this mean they're pathetic beta?

>>23235629
Actually... This IS the first thread the survey was posted on.... Shouldnt this thread be signified?

>>23235668
>No cutie mark.
>Beta.
What's it like having your potential capped?

>>23235647
there's 2x #infinity.... O_O

>>23235689
>>23235668

SICK BURN

too bad applebloom was too fucking stupid to come up with that idea on her own. Fucking hick.

>>23235670
the day we found out MLP are watched by mostly male 18-24 year old.....

>>23235689
I've never thought of a cutie mark as the peak of a pony's potential. I always figured that a cutie mark meant that the pony knows where she's going in life. She understands who she is and who she wants to become.

>>23235709

>implying we didn't know this already

Oh god what!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZpYYAMnjQ

>>23235726

>that video
>that gif

MY EYES

gif saved, thanks bro

>>23235516
Because they have become corrupted.

> captcha: rest essedul
Yes, Essedul must rest sometime soon.

>>23235726
66 hit combo
Pinkie Pie wins!
Flawless victory.

>>23235726
>>23235726
>Pinkie Pie on caffeine.jpg

Goddamnit.

It wont flash as black and then white in that darn video.


Me sad.

>>23235723
Yeah, but we never had solid proof that such was the case

>>23235774

You eyeballin' me, Fluttershy?

>>23235783

of course.

>>23235788

Man, I love when you do that.

Now... I'm hungry.

>>23235797
BUENO.

>>23235797

>>23235362
Was that even a question to begin with? Totally acts like my little sister.

>>23235797

.... does anyone have the full picture? Never saved it.

God, I can't believe I'm actually /r/ing it...

>>23235814
Oh my Ponies!

It's semi HD

>>23235824
I think that you can find it at Paheal.net /34/

>>23235783
I was EYEING HIM!

>>23235726

And now, the news: Thousands of young adult males worldwide have suffered seizures after watching a flashing image of a pony.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmhFZvq83BE

>>23235788
a pony wearing the symbol of ultimate manly coolness...
I... FUCKING... RAGE.... SO HARD
IF I COULD KILL YOU MULTIPLE TIMES I WOULD NEVER STOP TILL I DIED OF OLD AGE. I WOULD STAND OVER YOUR BODY STABBING REPEATEDLY OCCASIONALLY EATING YOUR FLESH AS YOU REGENERATED TO THE END OF MY DAY, YOU FUCKING PONY FAGGOT!

>>23235826

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiWmGnXvOR8&hd=1#t=14m24s

(protip: there's a 1080p option, this just links to 720)

>Pack edtei

fuck yeah Captcha knows who to cheer for.

lol so is this the new MLP General Thread? Should we get ready to post the General Badge?

After seeing DJ pony, I get these strange ideas of a Pony-verse of Jet Set Radio

Featuring Fluttershy

UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND! UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND! UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND! THE CONCEPT OF LOVE

>>23235842
Gurren Lagann was shit. Get over it.

>>23235835

I'm still hungry. For... candy.

Hook and eye
Couldn't you just simply
DIEEEE?

Shoe Brony's shoes probably wont fit me. Therefore, somepony should make some shirts.

>>23235842
>>23235842

>>23235862
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vdpffdJ267XJUdADV

>>23235867

>>23235859
>>23235859
>>23235859
>>23235859
>>23235859
>>23235859
>>23235859
>>23235859
Dude, Fuck Yeah
I played the fuck out of Jet Set Radio Future, that fucking track played in the garage 24/7

Guys, when ponies wear one pair slippers/shoes, why the front?

>>23235842

come at me bro

I swear.... I am seeing Kanye....

>>23235907

He's based on fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld

>>23235904

Because, if clothes are merely a fashion accessory (as they seem to be), it makes more sense to have it at the front since the rear will be covered with a skirt/dress (and, ya know, the first thing another pony would see is your front, including your front legs, not dat ass and the rear legs).

Already discussed hours ago, bro.

>>23235894
It is a pony thread lol

>>23235904

easier to see, duh.

>>23235907
>>23235907
Please see here:
>>23235841
>>23235841

>>23235907
it's Karl lagerfeld.

>>23235907
How was that pony on the left called?
I alwas call him Carl Lagerpferd so I really didn't memorize his real name

>>23235904
I guess it's because the front hooves are like their hands, so they care more about not getting those dirty?

>>23235919
he didn't sound like him though. only thing I didn't like about that episode

DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER?
WHERE WOMEN GLOW AND MEN PLUNDER?
CAN'T YOU HEAR, CAN'T YOU HEAR THE THUNDER?
YOU BETTER RUN, YOU BETTER TAKE COVER

>>23235932

Hoity Toity - no, really.

>>23235904
Maybe it's so they don't break/scratch stuff they manipulate with their hooves.

Don't mind me, just posting a little somethin somethin from last night.

>>23235941
okay

I will keep on calling him Karl Lagerpferd

>>23235859
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDXL1BR4AnM

You are now imagining ponies with skates doing tricks

Okay, bronies
I really want now to draw a pony
Does anybody have a template or some tips for sketching, so I can start practising?

Kinda funny that Rarity's cat appeared outta nowhere in the latest up... but not too bad because it doesn't look like the kinda cat to go out on adventures much. (on the other hand, where's Winona?)

Also, I just KNOW Rarity makes a big reference to a movie when she has the breakdown and her hair changes... but I have no idea what. Help a brony out? It's driving me crazy!

(also, need Rarity reaction pics and a gif of her eye twitch)

>>23235958
>>23235958
Sure thing /co/mrade.

>>23235958
Sure thing brony.

>>23235958
i think this is the right place to start being a drawfriend: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/pony-drawing-guides.html

Well we've only seen inside Rarity's house, what, four times before?

I wonder if Opal tried to defend the fashion from the Parasprites.

>>23235959

>>23235966
>>23235967
Hoofmind.

>>23235959

>>23235959
TVTropes says it's Greta Garbo from Grand Hotel.

>>23235969
>>23235967
>>23235966
Thanks!

>>23235946
>That filename
I'm laughing so goddamn hard.

>>23235987
anytime
>anytime.jpg

>>23235985
Jesus fuck no kids are gonna get that, not even bronies

But damn, Rarity actually reaches peak fabulosity when she's having a breakdown. Seriously, she can throw a tantrum that makes you weep.

>>23236028
I have to give mad props to both the animator and ms. St-Germain for that breakdown, too. Best scene in the series, so far.

Do you like this dress I made for Rainbow?

>>23235985

TVTropes can go fuck itself.

>you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth
Equestria confirmed for slavery.

>>23236062

That's Pinkie Pie's main party tank.

Ok guys /co/ is ours
/b/ resistance is done
/v/ has been infected...
who's next?

>>23235556
>>23235563

OH GOD IT'S TRUE!

Ponyville is sure full of lesbian.

>>23236068
Note she said gift HORSES, not ponies

...which just raises many further questions.

>>23236076
We were making process on /tg/ too.

/c/ and /u/ could be easy targets.

>>23236086

Celestia, Big Mac and the Neightorian Guard are horses.

>>23236068
You also shouldn't cum a gift horse in the vag.

>>23236095

the /tg/ emissaries have... encountered spirited resistance

>>23236076
put it on /sp/
their daily ika musume threads are gone, they need something to fill the hole

>>23236119

>>23236095
Try it now and you're settign yourself up for b&. Just so you know.

>>23235959
Celestia has Twilight as a pet
Twilight has Spike
Fluttershy has Angel
Rarity has Opal
Applejack has Winona

Pinkie Pie has-
Rainbow Dash has-

I guess we'll figure out soon enough.

>>23236126
Why's that?

>>23236131

I mean they DO need to sell playsets

>>23236086
Horses are like the twisted mutant versions of the ponies that live underground in irradiated leper colonies. They're mindlessly aggressive murderers and ones who sneak up to the surface are deadly threats to pony society. It's extremely bad form to even mention them outside of that one saying. The reason you should never look a gift horse in the mouth is because it will immediately try to eat your face.

>>23236095
/wg/ should be easy target.

>>23236142
Then what kind of pony would give you a horse?

But who will put the greatest resistance?
What place do our enemies go to form there they're last bastion of hope?

>>23236076
You guys are dicks.

I have mixed feelings on the show invading other boards. Its kind of...exactly the opposite of how I'd like the fanbase to behave. On the other hand, I've never been part of such a vocal niche phenomenon that gets under other people's skin off so very much, and it feels goodman.

>>23236140

But Opal Essence isn't based off of a toy. The Rarity toy comes with a pet bird.

>>23236156

Celestia.

because she IS ONE.

as is Zecora, thus proving that personalities are not made, but created, which provides yet another important lesson.

>>23236076
lets go to /an/!!

What are you going to use the survey for, OP?

>>23236164
We're not invading, just spreading the good message of love and friendship and ponies.
If it doesn't catch on it's no more than a minor temporary nuisance anyway.

>>23236076

Facebook, and after that, the world!

Anyway... Zecora is an awesome girl!

Or is HE? :D

>>23236163
pretty funny though.

>>23236164
It's extremely uncool imo
But some people love the whole board turfwar thing, so why rain on their parade I guess

>>23236173
Holy shit, I just noticed something.
Where did this pony hype start? /co/ and /b/.

Ze/co/ra
Ze/b/ra

MINDFUCK

>>23236164
Invading other board is awful and we shouldn't do it. But seeing them fall one after another to this curse is so fucking funny

>>23236076
I would recommend /ic/ /i/ or /lit/ to bolster our write/drawfriend ranks.

>>23236163

>>23236131

>Celestia has Twilight as a pet

...hot.

>>23236163
Oh come one everyone would do the same.

>>23236207
Soon there is a fight.

>>23236207
play nice

>>23236086
everyone knows that Equestria is the result of nuclear holocaust on earth thousands of years ago, with the sole survivor surviving by transferring her consciousness to her genetic experiment that was resistant to nuclear energy. Afterward she and her sister created a new genetically created paradise on earth over the next millions of years. This paradise was poplated by creatures deemed by her to be unwavering followers in her image. To help the creation of the pony society she dug up remains of the human world and cloned sets of working class pony's while personally teaching her own proteges. THE SUN GODDESS CELESTRIA RIEGNS.

>>23236207
Why does her horn wobble like that?

>>23236198
>>mindfuck

>>23236238
have you ever seen a penis?

>>23236202
Invasion? We bronies are much more subtle

Just a reaction image here, a derail there, once you get people curious they've taken the bait, let the show do the rest.

>>23236250
Of course, dudes are waggling them in front of my face all the time

>>23235985
>>23236028
I'm only twenty and I got it as soon as the episode aired.

Ever hear the line "I vhant to be alone"?

Greta Garbo.

>>23236213

you are now imagining Celestia bending Twilight over her knee during Twilight's "study sessions" in the palace. Twilight has failed, for the twelfth time, to recall perfectly from memory the names of all ninety-four High Orders, and as such, is to be punished accordingly. Celestia has been... punishing Twilight all night, and her rump is a deep maroon as Celestia spanks her over and over again, emphasizing each word with a smack. "get. it. right. you. useless. filly." and as each blow descends, Twilight finds that she isn't whimpering because of the pain. she's whimpering because of the pleasure. because Twilight is the latest in Celestia's line of sex pets, kept on hoof and trained by Celestia since the first days of her reign, when she used her own sister.

>>23236256
well its kinda like that

>>23236252
We are monsters.. horrible horrible monsters...
This makes me so happy.

>>23236262
That aint a pony!

ARE YOU FREAKING SICK PERVERT?

Posting eurobeatbronys latest work.
All criticism will be relayed back to him.

http://www.mediafire.com/?rj0ia10f8voddl4

>>23236252
I know, that's how I was first lured in.
Someone derailed some pointless thread on /b/ with ponies.

>>23236262

...hooooot.

>>23236252
Stop doing that. We're a fanbase, not a cult.

>>23236257
Having watched the whole scene just now, there's not really any similarity. It's more like a passing nod. Rarity doesn't even say it the same way.

>>23236271

i speak only the truth.

the awful, dripping, horrible truths that even in your darkest nightmares you daren't dwell upon.

you cannot escape the terrible madness that i bring. for even in dreams it follows you always.

>>23236282
random pony thread on /b/ for me haha
and now i hang around /co/ also....er

>>23236262
Get over your juvenile obsession with sex, you don't need it anymore. ponies are all the love you need.

>>23236298
High hoof.
I don't think I ever visited /co/ before it suddenly had ponies in it.

>>23236291
Or in the same context: Greta Garbo said it when she quit acting and became a recluse in 1941. Though technically what Garbo said was "I want to be left alone."

Still, I'm disappoint more people didn't recognize the reference

>>23236311

i am Beyond such things. they request Knowledge, and i give freely.

>>23236262
pic related?

>>23236317
Did she get a lot of cats, though?

>>23236291
Yeah, I think so. But she totally has the hairdo.

Rarity just shot up the pony rankings with this episode.

also, apparently this came from /co/ in the first place but:

Twilight Sparkle is the exec who demands technical accuracy in every little detail, even if it isn't relevant or helpful to the story line.

Applejack is the exec who doesn't give a damn about the cartoon and just wants to see product placement.

Fluttershy is the exec who believes they know more about the art of cartooning than the cartoonists do.
*Rainbow Dash is the the exec who goes, "I don't know anything about cartooning, but I know what I like".

Pinkie Pie is the worst one of all--the exec who wants to "help".

The disasterous fashion show is Faust's little dig at the executives, reminding them that if she followed their instructions slavishly, the cartoon would be a wreck. The moral of the story is that they should sit back and let the people who know what they're doing do their job.

Saw it on /co/. Just saiyan

>>23236278
I know what I hate...
And I don't hate this.

>>23236278

hurm.

>>23236333
I think this is what you may have seen.

>>23236327
whyboner.jpeg

>>23236353
Brony delivers

Between that and a reference to a 1932 movie, this show is ten million times smarter than it has any right to be.

>>23236333
>Twilight Sparkle is the exec who demands technical accuracy in every little detail
Yeah right brony...did you see how she ran the supervising of the party in episode 1? Twilight is your typical middle management, doesn't really give a shit and just wants everypony to run things themselves barring any catastrophic failures...check shit off the list so she can hurry back to her office and play video games

>>23236358

do you see now? none may escape my truths.

>>23236374
twillight is the exec who read a book about "how to make good cartoons" once and now is forcing every chapter of this "holy bible" on every show ever, making everything just copy pasta of the same show over and over.

>>23236374
That's because in that episode not only she didn't care about the preparations she was also in a hurry to stop the end of Equestria

>>23236374
That's not an entirely bad method of management, better than micro managers.

>>23236395
Actually that's more Fluttershy in that ep.

Twilight is really more like the stereotypical sperging fan who keeps track of trivial bullshit that no one else knows or cares about. And I bet some of those fans grow up to be executives...

For those unfamiliar, rainbow dash's line "20% cooler" is a reference to a famous editors' quote. Good work but make it 20% funnier was written as notes on a script from the editor.

Twilight Sparkle is /co/ asking "Why are there two Bonbons? Where's Lyra's horn? Why do those two ponies have the same cutie mark?"

>>23236384
I lost...

I hate losing!

>>23236436
Aw man, and here I was praising that for funniest original line in a children's cartoon show.
Pics or it didn't happen though

>Were you a fan of the original MLP?
>90% - NO

Well that isn't surprising at all!

>>23236449

I CANT GET THEIR VOICES AND SPEECH PATTERNS OUT OF MY HEAD

>>23236353
So wait, given all that does that make /co/ Hoity Toity?

>>23236468
On which chan is /ss/ and what is it?

>>23236476
Maybe he's McKraken.

>>23236465

haha, i totally forgot this was the survey thread~ gonna check the current summary result~

>>23236476
>>23236424
I said we're more Twilight, but yeah, we're him too.

Especially when you think of the first disaster of a show as representing the earlier MLP gens?

>>23236481
straight shota, try the overchan

7chan has it fer shure

>>23236468
>>23236481
straight shotacon? what?

>>23236530
Ah.

>>23236536
Young boys with adult women.

>>23236353
That's dumb.

That chapter applies to any business scenario, where the client knows squat about what the fuck he wants.

It's about IT business.

>>23236543
>Implying Fluttershy is an adult
I doubt it.
She's just one year older than Pinkie, and look at her.

>>23236262

Working on writefagging this as we speak.

>>23236561
I like to think they're all adults
Young adult lesbians, but I digress

>>23236589

i'd do it but i'm rubbish at writing things like this beyond a premise.

>>>/b/307467339

we need some people to help ease the /b/unnies into love and friendship.

>>23236278

I like it. Only bit I'm finding awkward is the section at 0:50 - 1:00, just seems overly...busy(?) to me. Not sure how to put it...

>>23236592

Rarity's neither a young adult, nor a lesbian. But you're right about the other 5.

>>23236612
Don't do that, stop making threads everywhere, especially /b/.

>>23236559
Such as making a cartoon? Especially one that's got lots of known and obvious executive demands that effect and restrict what can, cannot and has to be done with the plots and characters?

Of course, I have a feeling that there's one demand they happily go with to avoid too much physical comedy, toilet jokes and dark humour. Too many cartoons overuse that stuff when they don't have any better jokes, while with MLP they have to rely on dialogue and situational comedy.

"but they all have jobs"

A 16 year old can have a job too...

>>23236592
A few threads ago, someone shared their assessment that Pinkie is a young teenager, Flutter is one year above that, Twilight and Rainbow are early 20 year olds, Applejack is around 25 and Rarity is around 30.
I forgot the exact numbers, but it seemed to fit pretty well.

>>23236641
No, they are al between 4-6 years old.

>>23236622

I didn't start the thread.

>>23236619
It must suck to be about the only straight mare in Ponyville, from all indications.

>>23236648
But what about Applebloom? She's already walking about and talking and forming her own opinions and everything, and she's considerably younger than the others.
No way they're all toddlers.

I'd estimate Applebloom is between 8 and 12 or so.

>>23236641
The show is gonna keep the pony ages as vague as possible (they generally act like kids, teens or adults depending on the episode) for marketing reasons and probably also it's easier to write that way, more freedom.

didn't faust pretty much say they're adults?

>>23236660
Twilight has her own personal boy slave...

>>23236664
She is a year old. Maybe 2.

>>23236641

>Rarity is around thirty

now, darling, where-EVER did you hear that, um, utterly ridiculous pack of lies?... alright, i admit it. yes, i'm an old woman. go on, then, heap upon me your ridicule and scorn, bloody prats.

>>23236622
Actually for some weird and unexplained reason those threads are quite civil and clean. the are like us when the show was young.

>>23236674
He's more a secretary/Blackberry/freelance commentator

>>23236660
>>23236660
yeah, but shes a dragon fucker

>>23236619
That's true

>>23236641
Honestly I think Pinkie Pie is kinda like an irresponsible burnout, she partied too much without developing any skills so she still lives at home with her foster parents. She's one of those spoiled type girls who would never even consider taking responsibility and only lives for the moment. Unlike Dash who is equally lazy but has a strong natural talent

>>23236660

she's got options.

one assumes that she's got the Neightorian Guard lining up outside her house daily.

>>23236680
Because we are samefagging them. /b/tards dislike ponies.

>>23236682
who sleeps in the same house as her. at the front of her bed...

>>23236686
Nah, just a gold digger.

Considering that males seem to be a minority in Equestria (as low as 20% of the population or less by my estimates) a husband, let alone a wealthy one, is probably a rare catch. (and a status symbol, at least before the Stallion Suffrage movement)

Gotta love how Raritys song was inspired by a song from 'Sunday in the Park with George.'

>>23236688
>Dash
>Lazy
Whaaaat.
She just doesn't do stuff she isn't interested in.

>>23236660
Less competition~

>>23236705
But they were all surprised when they found out that some ponies have the same VA

Dick Grayson and Raven?

>>23236720
Yeah, that's basically what being lazy is.

>>23236677
Rarity does seem like the most grown-up of the ponies.

Why you mad though?

>>23236785

>comma

>>23236785
considering your main job is to push light puffs of water around. your not exactly looking for the nearest desk job.

And yet she's still a match for Applejack.

>>23236789

seriously? you can't tell when i was trying to make an RP-joke?

>>23236688
I wouldn't say she didn't develop skills, Pinkie Pie has shown amazing smarts on occasion

Maybe she's just brain fried from all the cocaine

>>23236706
...roommate?

Of course, Spike's age is even more vague than the ponies. I think he's meant to be younger than Twilight and the other ponies, and he seems to be less responsible and basically a little brother figure.

...actually, it'd make a lot of sense if Twilight and Spike were adopted siblings.

>>23236789
i think the list is somehting like this (eldest to youngest)
Rarity, Fluttershy
Pinkie, AJ, and Dash (AJ and Dash were in the same class, before Dash went off to flight school)
Twilight is the youngest, then of course Spike.

>>23236709
Im such a dork that I made up some theory on marriage and family lifestyles for MLP.
Seeing has there is quite a huge ratio of females to males. I figure.. 8 females for every 1 male?
The whole idea of being gay, straight, or bi is simply just not there.
They simply love who they love.

>>23236822
She clears the entire sky of clouds, kicks lightning, lives in a giant rainbow mansion, can summon tornados...

Rainbow Dash has to be one of the top tier danger level ponies because SHE CONTROLS THE SKIES. She's basically Storm except she has to do it manually, and can kick your head right off before you can blink.

>>23236825
Of course I could tell. You did a good job, too, I read it in her voice and everything.
You figure she'd be embarrassed about her age, though? Already?

>>23236847

so they are hippies.

and Celestia is Charles Manson.

dear god, that tortured metaphor actually has managed to twist its way through my mind and make sense.

>>23236677
I'm having a hard time believing this to be anywhere below 25 years old.

>>23236847
Equestria is truly a paradise. I like your theory.

>>23236864
>>23236850

girl desperately trying to cling to her youth, scared that anything over thirty is the dying time.

Celestia/Luna: >1000 years old, don't show it because magic.
Granny Smith: 80
Mrs Cake: 60
Cougar Mare: 50

>>23236893
Rarity has magic.
Age<shit against magic

>>23236864
I VANT TO BE ALOOO~NE!

>>23236919
Rarity has level 1 cantrip shit
She's like a hedgewizard, same with Trixie.
Twilight is a sorceress, magic just oozes out of her pores like sweat.
Celestia is basically a beautiful lich.

>>23236871
But wait! there is more!
So I figure...how does a female couple have a child? Could always adopt yes. But what if they want their own? Magic!
The couple will make a pilgrimage to Canterlot to visit Celestia. They give her a simple offering and Celestia will perform some magic and *poof* one of the married couple will carry the child, who will have the traits of both ladys.
And if yer married to a male. Can always do it the old fashion way.

>>23237020

What about a male couple?

>>23236893
>Cougar mayor
There has to be SOME art of her somewhere.

>>23237042
Very little.

>>23237042

>>23237042
The best one

>>23236847

That's about what I make of it. But I have a strong feeling that, despite it all, there will eventually be an episode where one of the girls gets a crush on a guy, and all the above speculation will go flying out the window.

Fabulous dresses?
Fabulous dresses

>>23237034
Adopt. Since males can not carry a child. I guess you could have Celestia create life of a newborn foal for a male couple..maybe..

after listening to Art of the Dress a bunch, I think Twilight really sounds like an egghead bitch when talking about Orion's Belt

>>23237034
Also magic...obviously...
But only if they fuck in front of Celestia for her amusement, I hear she's into that stuff

is the mayor old or is that just her natural color?

They are as young as the show needs them to be.

Personally, I tend to put them in the following:

Pinkie is around 16-18
Fluttershy is obviously a year older
Rainbow is about 19-20
Twilight is 21-23, otherwise, the confounded ponies wouldn't be able to drive her to drink.
Applejack is about 20
Rarity is 24-25

/co/ is shit.

>>23237101

Late 40s to early 50s. Maybe 45 if she went grey early.

>>23237120

cool /b/ filename.

>>23237101
Her nephew perhaps?

Also been thinking about dominant and recessive genes. Like if unicorn and earth pony mated. Would the child more likely be an earth pony?

>>23237120
oh god delicious colors

Cougar thread?

>>23237086
you know poni's aren't born right? THEY ARE CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF THE SUN GODDESS AND CLONED.

We all know where new ponies come from.

>>23237120
>non skin tone
>yatsuba pink background
pretty shitty

>>23237209

>>23237214

Lauren Faust said they're all teenagers-young girls, so stop bitching about the ages. Rarity only act like a desperate housewife, 'cause is fun. They're all like students, the only real fact is that Fluttershy are older than Pinkie Pie.

>>23237217
.... why?

>>23237182
how come some of them got buttugly color schemes then

Celestia just hadn't had her coffee that morning or what

>>23237212
non skintone is best

I demand more ponycolor humans

I have a bright colors fetish

>>23237233
well no pony can be as pure and knowledgealbe as her so she can be the only pony who has her looks. She makes all the other ponys smaller, flawed versions of her to tend over, hence the infinite differences in color pallet. I mean she isn't going to remember the worker poni by their personality is she?

>>23237086
Why do you think Celestia keeps some strong males in her throne room? She needs to watch some naked wrestle time once in a while.

>>23237277
Additional evidence: Celestia has wings and a horn. All other ponies have wings, a horn, or neither.

>>23237277
im pretty sure the cutie mark is some kind of license plate.

I need more Celestia breastfeeding art.

>>23237114

>Twilight is 21-23, otherwise, the confounded ponies wouldn't be able to drive her to drink.

Aside from that not actually being canon, 21 isn't drinking age universally, lots of countries have it at 18.

Age is hard deduce, but I put Pinkie and Dash as being the younger, and Rarity and Applejack as the older of the six.

I can already see our greatest enemy: THE CHURCH.

>>23237323
Wait. You can't drink until you're 21 in America?
What the hell?

>>23237300
have you tried identifying a cutie mark from atop a celestial tower?
>oh gosh is that a bubble or a snowglobe?
colors are MUCH easier to identify from ontop. Don't be mistken he cutie marks ARE license plates though extra intensive that the ponytariat doesn't have any funny ideas of going of the grid.

>>23237167
why not?

The Ponies have stumbled upon this.

What do they do with it?

>>23237381
Hunt Monsters

>>23237349
>here is a gun voting rights and the legal responisbiltys of an adult
>DON'T YOU DARE GET DRUNK U ARE TOO YOUNG AND IRRESPONIBLE
god bless ahmuricua

>>23237381
Deal 5 damage to target player?

>>23237381
One of them becomes Astaroth from Soul Caliber. I'm betting it's Pinkie Pie. No real reason, it's just that a party obsessed Astaroth amuses me.

>>23237352
Request Archive?

>>23237381
sell it for more hats and misc items course? what else are weapons good for?

>>23237381
Stout shako for 2 refind.

>>23237361
Need to write a fic of the mayor punishing each of the ponys for various things done to her town.
Take a look..Rarity only having one nest done. Fluttershy bringing in the sprites. Stamplede caused by Applejack. Pinkie...because Pinkie..

Pinched the image of Pinkie in the dress and used it to start work on a new picture of Malady. I'm going to try colouring/finishing this a few ways and god forbid maybe I'll finally start figuring out how to finish these sketches.

Also I'm gunna go ahead and say Malady's original name was Strawberry Tart, but she's gone by Malady since her Grandma died and things really went downhill.

Will write up her initial chapter properly later on when it's less 2am

>>23237381
cut wood?

>also pinkie can use it to make cupcakes

>>23237349
Nope. God bless america, where you can be drafted and killed at 18, but can't have a beer for three more years.

>>23237381

Trixie found the counterpart.

When combined, horrible things are going to happen.


What now?

>>23237476
Hope that Astaroth and Rock never meet on the field of battle.

>>23237476
Equestria needs a hero

>>23237471
there is no draft in America right now is there?

>>23237441
Sure, I mean, this thread is kinda significant right?

>>23237405
AMERICA IS CRAZY!

I'm outta here!

Anyone know how to fix her hair? I can't do ANYTHING with it...

>>23237500
There always been a draft, it just hasn't been called in for a couple decades. Every natural born male registers for selective service.

Princess

>>23237498

We have pinkie twin sister
batmare

>>23237500
No. You sign up for the selective service, which means if they DO instate a draft, they can come get you. But hell, we haven't needed a draft since Vietnam, so I can't see it happening any time soon.

>>23237459
While pretty well-done, it's conceptually some of the worst OCDNS I've seen here yet.

Why not, you know, MAKE YOUR ORIGINAL CHARACTER ORIGINAL instead of making a Pinkie Pie recolor?

>>23237500
no, hasn't been since nam

>>23237545
I didn't. They want me to register they'll have to force me. Fucking army twats

>>23237500
Nope. Has not been used since the late 1960s early 70s
Wont be another one. Even the army does not want one.

Steering this thread back on track now. Ponies!

>>23237550
Holy mother of God, I thought those pics were done.
DO TWILIGHT NEXT.

>>23237526
http://www.mlptp.net/forums/mlp-discussion/85177-g4-pinkie-pies-new-do.html
>I used thin plastic perm rollers/curlers and small jaw clips to hold the hair in place (1 on each end). It took 4 curlers for the mane and 1 for the tail. I boil permed the hair, then when it was dry and free of the rollers I separated each curl into 3 or 4 smaller ones. It pretty much styled itself after that.

>>23237557
indeed

>>23237526
Dip her hair in simmering water for about a min.

>>23237577
good luck paying that $250,000 fine and spending 5 years in federal prison when they find out you're refusing to register

>>23237476
Pinkie finds out that the objects fit into each other, and Applebloom got her cutie mark.

>>23237577
You can't get a driver's license like that though, can you?

>>23237597
I'll give it a shot. I have a second Pinkie coming in the mail, so If I royaly bugger this one up, I'll have a second anyway.

>>23237545
>Every natural born male registers for selective service
not just them
>Today, non-citizen males of appropriate age in the United States, who are permanent residents (holders of Green Cards), seasonal agricultural workers, refugees, parolees, asylees, and even illegal immigrants, are required to register with the Selective Service System.

>>23237349
No shit. They're actually that uptight overthere.

>>23237560

I take it you haven't caught the concept here yet then?

I'm working on a whole anti-ponies thing, the classic comic counter team thing.

Malady looks like Pinkie because she's an anti-Pinkie.

There's a google docs thing up I was working on but I'm too lazy to post it at 2am.

>>23237639
lol, impossible to enforce
funny though

Yeah..we know we can not drink till 21. Hell I wrote my congressmen to complain and lower it to 18 at least.

Anyway, back to poinies please?

>>23237655
amerrikua has been tsunder for booze for YEARS now

>>23237581
>Implying Pinkie is not girly

>>23237500
Every man in America has to sign up for it, and if they choose to, they can call you in.

I thought about refusing to sign up as a form of protest, since I'm gay, and being gay wasn't allowed in the military back then, but I did anywya.

Ppl! I think we should archive this 9 hour thread! This is the first time a survey like this has been posted right?

>>23237655
Also, where I'm from, you cannot buy alcohol from a store after midnight, you cannot buy hard liquor from a store after 9 PM, or on sunday, and aside from in certain areas, drinking in public is a crime.

>>23237731
They're all girly (except Gilda, maybe) but some are more and some are less.

>>23237784
So Rarity is more girly than Pinkie?
Need I remind you that Pinkie is, in fact, PINK?

>>23237784
There is no such thing as gay... it's just... some are more heterosexual and some are less.

>>23237798

Pink is not ENTIRELY Girly..


...It IS Girly, but damn.

>>23237784
Also, you confused "true" with "neutral".
The one in the middle is True Neutral because it's basically Neutral Neutral. Which sounds silly.
Other than that, the others should be Neutral Girly and Neutral Social, et cetera, shouldn't they?

>>23237550
The princess would never touch a lowly commoner like you /co/


should... not... want.

>>23237835
Yeah like it's also annoying and stupid. And gay.

Living the Dream

Ok, one attempt at inking this down anywho. Really gotta fiddle with this later and see if I can figure out how to do this properly...

Night bros.

Dash seems the character who smashes into things most.

>>23238149
Maybe it's why they call her Rainbow Crash

I laughed when that happened though...she messed up all of Rarity's stuff. What a dick move.

>>23238149
Well, one episode she was "cursed" to crash into things. Other than that, it could just be her high energy that causes her to fly around carelessly.

>captcha: birds. ducki

>>23238149
she smashed through her roof too
for saying she's so good at flying, she stinks

>>23238148
>While pretty well-done, it's conceptually some of the worst OCDNS I've seen here yet.

>Why not, you know, MAKE YOUR ORIGINAL CHARACTER ORIGINAL instead of making a Pinkie Pie recolor?

>>23238213
the fact that nobody seemed to care when she crashed indicates that she dos that rather frequently

Element of... MAGIC!!

>>23238231
She's an excellent flier - she just pushes her own limits rather hard.

>Impying RD didn't detect three of her friends mingling and decided to make a dramatic entrance.

>>23238195
who's a silly pony?

Why can't Twilight magic herself to fly?

>>23238411
Why would she need to do that?

>>23238411
She can, but why would she when she can teleport?

>>23238411
because she doesn't want to showboat. And that could be very tiring.

>>23238411
Because she isn't very bright

>>23238261
WHAT THE FU-

>>23238411
She can, she goes out with Dash tearing up the skies like every weekend. They sing "A Whole New World" together the entire time too.

This just isn't canon yet...but it will be. Calling it now.

>>23238261

>>23238244

I thought I already answered that. I'm fiddling with the whole anti-hero team thing. They look like they do because it's meant to be obvious who their counterpart is.

Also Malady's meant to be a bit shorter and chubbier anyway but yeah.

More importantly for the moment I'm focusing on trying new techniques in the hopes of improving. Not so much tonight though as it's insanely later than I should be up.

>>23238233

Will look into the eyes later. I added the tail thing on purpose, though I am pinching the style mostly as is for the moment... honestly I'm having trouble getting these ponies right tonight so I just went with a default pose from the show and am focused on the next stages. But yeah.

Anywho, last minute coloured with the mouse so it sucks but whatever version, then sleep.

Meant to make their colour more unique though... might try something that stands apart more tomorrow, maybe make her a bit more strawberry coloured without being quite so overly pink...

Inspired by all the writefags, I want to write a small FIM fic. But it's been years since I did any creative writing and I need to brush up on technique. Does anypony know some good online resources for, say, how to establish a scene or write dialogue?

needs moar viking/barbarian ponies

What if Wing-creating magic is extremly taxing on Twilight. But once Rarity's had her first taste, she needs more. And more. And more.

Worried that she might offend Rarity, Twilight can't say "No. I'm too tired.", so she ends up laying in bed, a withered husk, while Rarity flies through the skies, unaware of what her addiction has done to her friend.

>>23238642
Some tripfriend was saying he had a lot of resources about this due to being an English major or something. I'd like to see it too. If you just google it there is a lot of shitty advice.

>>23238675
This rough seems to be in a very familiar style... did you draw any other things that got posted here?

>>23238149
what the hell happened to raritys 4th leg

>>23238695

Some sound advice on writing would be great.

Especially since getting a few obscure comments about improving my english... and a few about being good writing... a little more details or thoughts would be great.

>>23238733
Behind her front leg

>>23238799
Actually, raised above her head.

>>23238681
Hell I'd fap to that

>>23238842
Wait no that's her ear.

>>23238733
Behind the tape.

>>23238842
Thats her ear lol

>>23238886
Good catch

Favorite episode anyone? I liked the one where Applejack and Dash have a race.

>>23238886
I dun get it... :S