Image limit reached on the other one

I thought it was just Opal.

>>23203650
That's a nickname. The first time she says it it's Opalescence

I need reaction images.

Reaction images of Rarity!

Gotta admit rarity with glasses was just... No.

>>23203673

Huh. I missed that.

>>23203691

I believe the words you're looking for are HELL YES!

Cats are shit tier animals, Rarity owns a cat.

Dogs are god tier animals, AJ owns a dog.

Therefore AJ > Rarity.

>>23203688

What about Rarity hugging Twilight?

>>23203688
I KNEW THAT WHIT WAS COMING

I guess the old pony thread is autosaging, and has hit the image limit, so I'm going to do a HD screendump here.

But first, this! Not a comment on the thread - was actually a request from the last one I wanted to rework in HD

>>23203688
what? you missed the hundreds of others that you can get from today's episode?

>ponies in dresses having a fashion show

how am i suppose to explain that im not gay for watching this

>>23203707
Even better.
Of course there's only one of that.

Also, you all know that you wanted this as soon as you saw it in the episode... Well, at least I did.

>>23203715

there isn't one...because watching it doesn't make you gay...

>>23203715

By asking what fashion has to do with giant dicks sliding in and out of your ass and mouth

Now effeminate... it could be difficult to dodge that one...

>>23203741
It's got that whole old cat lady vibe to it nah brah nah

>>23203715
There is no explanation for it. You are, in fact, a giant fucking homo for watching My Little Pony.

.>>23203715
Simple. Keep it a god damn secret.

>>23203589
I recognized it only because I am a card-playing nerd.

>>23203741
I explicitly asked for it in a prior thread. Many thanks.

Now do the one at the end of the ep when Hoity asks her for a dozen of each dress.

Wonder if a Gif post would be cool for the blog

>>23203776
This

why was rarity in such a rush to make the dresses the galla isnt for a long time

>>23203715

easy just say you watch it for the background ponies

>>23203785
>card-playing nerd
You know I'd rather get caught playing MtG than watching MLP.

Image dump for blogpony. Don't know if some of this will really be blog material since a lot of it is reaction type stuff but w/e.

Also shameless plug on my coloring.

>>23203785

I'd post all my pony MTG cards... but I have pick my step bro up from the train station

Later bronies

>>23203704
...But I once had around 42 cats. What does that make me?
And it was in an open area with a forest around the house. Neat place, Fredericksburg. Virginia has such nice forests.

I've always liked Rarity, but this episode totall shot her to the top of my fav list. How did this happen?

>>23203817

>>23203817
I usually limit it to stuff that was requested and posted.

Thats what contitutes drawfag to me.

with some awesome OC mixed in.

>>23203843

>>23203836
I have no idea, but the same thing happened for me

What do you think medieval pony weapons and warfare would be like? I imagine that unicorns would make fine swordsmen with their dexterous object levitating abilities, and obviously ones who are like Twilight Sparkle (magic cute mark) would be mages. Earth ponies could be berserkers, but also could maybe handle drawing catapults and such. Pegasi wouldnt fight because theyre too fucking lazy and self absorbed, they'd probably just piss on everyone on the battlefield for the lulz and do loop-de-loops with the enemy, followed by naps.

>>23203713
Yes.

I was busy all day.

I have a life outside of ponies

>>23203834
It makes you pathetic, unless you wizened up and have ceased your crazy cat lifestyle.

>>23203817

There needs to be more 40k/MLP crossover

I requested a Fluttershy Commissar on a /tg/ thread the other day... but unfortunately the thread was already pretty much dead (although the few replies I got kept calling for her to be executing the other ponies... so maybe it wasnt a complete loss)

Did Rarity remind anyone else of Bayonetta in this episode? It wasnt the way she acted or anything, just, for some reason, everytime she came onscreen with those glasses, I thought of Bayonetta. I dont even own the game.

>>23203859

Yay Aluminum Overcast.

Most of this was requested, technically.

>>23203870

A....fashion ssssssssSSSSSSShow...?
Can...can i join in?

>>23203834

>what does that make me?

Irresponsible?

>>23203908
>VCL SNAP

WHERES THE DOWNLOAD?

Youtube is balls

>>23203872

I don't think they would use any, aside from maybe some spikes on their hind feet. Pony battles would generally be decided by who brings the most unicorns, as the other ponies would be limited to kicking eachother if they wanted to inflict real damage. Probably wouldn't employ siege engines as they would be too easily harassed by opposing pegasus ponies. So a big bloody orgy of kicking or unicon shenanigans basically.

>>23203913

I feel bad about requesting sad pinkie....

but not as bad as I feel after other bronies sexualised the image

wtf guys? Wont someone think of the cute little ponies?

Why does it always have to be about pony sex?

>>23203913

(lol I just realized how badly crying pinkie went with my show of joy)

That's all the stuff I colored, I'll try to dig up more.

Here's another krieg pony.

>A children's cartoon made you feel stupid

I wish someone could look up this episode so they know I'm not full of shit.

>>23203938
http://www.youtube.com/user/MyLittlePony1080p

Ponies in 1080 high definition, it's good enough for you.

>>23203938

Sorry brony, I'm rocking Usenet. I grabbed the 1080p MPEG2 rip of the episode, which is freaking huge... AND BEAUTIFUL.

Hopefully mentos will work his magic soon. I might be able to pull off an encode to a better format, but I don't have the hosting capacity right now.

>>23203957

>>23203985

PONIES? IN RESOLUTION THAT HIGH?

FUCK YEAH

>>23203785

THIS.

>> And CoP for every color. Army of 2/2s

I can't even tell you how mad I was when they didn't like the dresses when they were first unveiled.
I mean, I got that was the point of the episode but...fuck.
They were being ungrateful cunts.

>>23204000

Was this on the blog? Might be too suggestive.

Then again there's a fic on there where pinkie and dash fuck for two weeks straight so I think we're fine.

A little request I drew 83

>>23204061
we dont like your kind around here

>>23203948
I disagree. I'd say that it all comes down to whose pegasus can control the skies and the weather.

>>23203879
But the surrounding area was clean of snakes, moles, mice, and other vermin for as long as we were there.
We took twelve with us when we moved, and our last one is on her way out. At least six of them were hit by cars...
...
Fuck, now I'm feeling depressed.

>>23204000
cat space?

I think that's it.

>>23204042

Thats on there, I like that image too much not to load it.

And wait, did I miss the pinkie/dash fuck for 2 weeks straight story? I didn't mean to upload porn lol

>>23204086
gtfo faggot sucker

>>23204076
I can't even begin to describe mfw

ok, for those of you waiting for my encodes...
I have somewhere I need to be tomorrow morning... er, in a few hours. I really need to sleep. I'm terribly sorry, I promise I'll have them up later today. I've already set them to encode (the 720p is almost done, i'll set it to upload tonight, post the link in the morning), and will set the 1080p to upload before I leave in the morning, and will post the link when I get back.
Again I'm really sorry this is taking so long.

>>23204100
>>23203948
dude now i'm imaging pony wars of crashing thunder and lightning with a bloodbath on the ground...

also, how would (did) the ponies beat the dragon race into submission? do the dragons have a society like the ponies, or are they all lone, loosely associated creatures? or is the relationship actually tenuous and celestia is suppressing dragon attacks as we speak?

Today's ep was awesome I gotta say.

So I drew some NSFW Lyra/Bonbon to celebrate.

I just opened a forum for this show and its awesomeness and everyone keeps telling me to post the link here:
http://www.equestriaforums.com/index.php

so there it is. Rarity's cat FTW

>>23203990

I felt really bad for Rarity here.

WHAT KIND OF CUNT PONIES DON'T APPRECIATE THOUGHTFUL GIFTS?

DIE ALL OF THEM.

>>23204122

It's not really poooorn but they do talk about their honeymoon, which was pretty much just sex for two weeks straight.

There are a few details but it isn't the main focus. It's one of the ones where pinkie dies after her and dash get married.

>>23204165

When do you expect you can finish the bottom half?

>>23204155

>>23204155
Take your time, you rock anyway

though you should totally do boast busters next yo!

I still have 0 high res trixie images!

>>23204155
>Again I'm really sorry this is taking so long.

Don't apologize. You're doing us all a favor.

For fuck's sake you are Rarity, bro.

>>23204185

What did you think of that sex scene? Be honest.

>>23204155
No worries bro. Take care of yourself.

>>23204209
a very hot sexy rarity that i would very much like to sleep with.

>>23204138
rarity does not have a good ass

>>23204160

Chances are they never had to fight them. The Ponies seemed generally surprised that there was a normal dragon inside equestria in Dragonshy, so I assume the two groups are pretty separated. Though judging by Spike's presence in Canterlot I would not be surprised if the Princess(s) originally negotiated some kind of territory understanding with them. Dragons are smart enough not to be too unreasonable when negotiating with deities.

Also I was shuffling through my music playlist today, heard this song, and thought of /co/.

>>23204188

I dunno lol

>>23204165

This pleases me.

>>23204221

why is Dash shitting a rainbow?

Anyone else feel the episode ended on a not so happy note? Sure the fashion designer approved, but Rarity was still embarrassed in front of every pony in Ponyville. How long will it take for her to regain the trust and respect of all of them?

>>23204185
Ohh I remember that one.

Yah.. I let a few slide.

There was another one that was right on the edge, it was too good a story not to throw up though.

I honestly don't mind the porn, but I know most people wouldn't like having that on the site.

now ponies as humans is something I don't like uploading. Ruins the magic.

>>23204223

>pinkie and dash fuck story
im gonna need link to this right now

>>23204210

It doesn't bother me in the slightest. I love shipping, i'm fine with porn, as long as it's all well done.

And the humanized stuff is hot.

>>23204237

I say Spike is a royal hostage taken during the dragon wars and his presence in Equestria is keeping the piece. Celestia sent him to Ponyville to keep him away from spies, not cause she gives a shit about Twilight and friendship.

the one guy must be a /co/mrade, specifically a brony out there converting bronies

>>23204188
That's what she said

>>23204258
Those bumpkins hardly ever buy any of Rarity's designs anyway.

>>23204277

OK, but I meant how the scene was on its own merit.

I admit, my favorite stories have shipping.

>>23204287

bum dum tiss

>>23204260

>now ponies as humans is something I don't like uploading. Ruins the magic.

fucking brohoof. Though no insult intended to the skill of the human pony artists. they certainly have it.

can someone make the gif of the tellme tellme tellme

i need it... for research

EVERYONE. EVERYONE. I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

I HAVE JUST EJACULATED SPERM ON A PICTURE OF RARITY.

YOU CAN CONGRATULATE ME NOW MY FRIENDS.

I was going to take this down after work, but it's too entertaining.

Hopefully I don't lose half the people that visit the site because of it :x

So why is Twilight losing?!

>>23204282

I laughed harder than I probably should have.

Prior to the latest episode I wasn't a huge rarity fan, but now she ranks up at the top with dash and fluttershy in my book.

>>23204253
I'd play apple-eater

>>23204346

Spike, is that you?

>>23204295

Erm, iunnknow, why?


Also MegaSweet hurry up and ink that because it's brimming from the sides with awesome.

>>23204357

To be honest, some times she really comes off as a bitch. Still, I like her. I'd probably want her as my waifu, to be honest.

>Want to writefag
>Can't bring myself to do it
>Can't think up any good ideas
>Spend entire day trying to think of things to write
>No dice
>MFW

Confound these Ponies, they drive me to lack of ideas!

>>23204155

It's cool, dude. We appreciate the time and effort you take to do this.

>>23204253
>mfw Big Boss Bloom

>>23204393

To be honest, I ask because I wrote the thing, and I was hoping for feedback. I wrote the whole thing on request, and that seen in particular was a joke, but still.

>>23204407
I had a crazy lyra fapfic completely planned out in my head this morning.

But then I realized I didn't want to go that far with ponies.

>>23204393

This weekend will be filled with copious amounts of inking. I wish it was quicker. I've still gotta ink that Celestia POV pic too, and the bubblegum comic.

>>23204357

I put in my love for Trixie.

>>23204076

Are we still calling the DJ pony Beat Strider?

>>23204407
It's not so bad. I can't think of anything more than bare-bones storyline at this point. I've got three endings I could go through, a start, but nothing in the middle. I'm drawing a complete blank for that. Shit's infuriating.

>>23204379
>implying that isn't a given

>>23204469

I thought we all agreed on Dave.

>>23204399

I want to be honest, every main pony in this series has come off as an utter bitch at one moment or another. But I still love them.

TELL ME WHY /co/MRADES!!! TELL ME WHY I STILL LOVE THEM!!!

pic unrelated

>>23204445

A fapfic of them as ponies? I can't clop to that. Make them human instead.

>>23204469

I call the DJ pony DJ Pony

>>23204279
Sort of like the Roman Empire used to do. Also, the presence of an Ursa Major and her cub might dampen any dragons impulse to try and invade.

>>23204346

Do you usually ejaculate something else?

>>23204446
>mfw starting tomorrow I'll be without internet access for 3 weeks

>>23204502

I don't know, man. I bet dragons hunt ursa majors for sport.

>>23204442

I liked the fic, man. It wasn't bad writing. I can't say the scene was overly hot because, besides the pony thing, it was a bit short to constitute anything, but it fit the story well because that obviously wasn't the focus.


>>23204446

I WILL BE VIGILANT WITH MY FILL BUCKET.

GODSPEED SIRE.

>>23204499
If I did that then I wouldn't be able to clop to it.

Whats the point of writing clopfiction if you can clop to your own clopfiction?

>>23204445
Yeah, I had a good idea for a story about Rainbow Dash and Applejack having this on-and-off relationship. They break up, Twilight gets involved, then Pinkie Pie... and yeah, continues. I might still do it, actually.

Thing is, I could only write them as humans. The idea of pony sex is still too taboo.

>>23204502
Sort of like EVERYONE used to do. Hostaging, in the classic sense, was almost universally practiced in Europe, Asia, Africa, and even among American native tribes and kingdoms; it's apparently a very very ancient practice, and was common right up to the early modern era many places. Hostage-law was almost invariably identical regardless of where it occurred (the hostage has to be treated as a guest, fed well, cared for medically, etc., unless a war occurs in which case they can be executed or exchanged for a hostage of your enemy).

>>23204517

Wow, that sucks brah.

>>23204534
can=can't

Anyone get the Target only G4 Valentines pinkie?

>>23204498
Well, people in real life all come across as assholes now and then, so I guess its on;y fair if the ponies get to as well.

>>23204517
Then write. Or draw. Use that time as a period of creation, and see what is forged in the depths of your mind.
...Or you could just find a public library, hope that the computer faces away from other people, and lurk here. Whatever works.

>>23203758
Yeah, it's going to be a bitch to feign being beta, let alone manly.

>>23204498

I think I'd say they were all less than perfect, but I wouldn't call any of them bitches. except for maybe Dash in Dragonshy.

>>23204536
but humans are so boooring.

Youporn has enough human stuff to last a millenium.

>>23204517

Ouch bro. Godspeed not going insane from lack of ponies.

>>23204534

Is this something that happens often with erotic fiction writers? They can fap to their own writing?

I know how it is with illustrators. Well, at least in my case. I can't. I'm too critical of my work to enjoy it.

I'm still coming up with a bunch of "time of day"-based ponies. Got Rainy Day, Monday Morning, and I'll post up the next two in a bit.

Confound these ponies, they force me to be creative and ridiculous.

>>23204557
Hoolycrap stuff to report on

Okay, /co/, finally watched the episode on my DVR. Was it just me or did the fashion show seem a bit psychedelic? They drew the flowers in Fluttershy's scene very interestingly as well. Kind of reminded me of the kind of transitions Schoolhouse Rock would use.

>>23204594

I've never fapped to my own fapfiction.

Every now and then I'll get a raging semi.

>>23204502

Why would they invade in the first place? Dragons seem to be interested in gems and treasure, Equestria doesn't seem all that big into that sort of thing. They probably spend their time harassing the human realms instead. All those crowns, swords (complete with hilts) and scepters had to come from somewhere!

Seems more likely that crafty Princess of theirs has set the dragons up as a buffer between her precious ponyfolk and the scary human types.

>>23204557
No, but I guess I want it now.

Do they have Cheerilee yet?

>>23204609

Afternoon Delight... uh, yeah.

>>23204534

Well, the mistake a lot of erotic fanfiction writers make is creating a story to directly please themselves. Making it so a wide audience of people can enjoy it should be the prime goal. After all, the story isn't just meant to be enjoyed by oneself, but for all. At least, that is the way I believe it should be when I write erotic stories.

>>23204594
I'm assuming most fapfiction starts off as something the writer would fap to.

Maybe after they wouldn't be interested.

>>23204616

Drawfriend here: Sometimes I can't concentrate enough to finish the pic until I fap. But then I don't want to keep drawing after. It's a delicate balance.

>>23204626

Ah, I see you went with my color scheme idea. The jizzbutt effect is indeed successful.

>>23204498
Because it makes them more real.
Sometimes real people act like jerks, even if they're a nice person.

>>23204557
goddamnit i dont know if i can keep buying more pinkies i already have too many

>>23204618
Some one proposed they may be living in a late form Holy Roman Empire kind of deal; there's varied but related cultures (represented by different species) that nominally has a head over it but this position is almost entirely theoretical at this point, with every 'state' of the territory claiming it. I kind of like that idea. It could explain their interactions.

>>23204634
I wrote most of a fap story and cannot see myself ever fapping to it.

I still want to finish it, though.

>>23204609
You need a Teatime.
Perhaps Lunch Hour. With his brother, Happy Hour. He's a bit of a drunk, but a funny drunk.
And then there's Brunch.
Hmm. Kinda hungry now...

>>23204594
>Is this something that happens often with erotic fiction writers? They can fap to their own writing?
I've been VERY tempted to try it. But that's because I have an odd combo of preferences in my written porn and they aren't very prevalent even in the odder circles of the internet. So it'd be like baking my own cake to my own specifications.

Dunno if I'd be able to fap to the finished product though.

>>23204657
The states did hostage between the various princes to try and work some basic cooperation even when the emperors were ineffective.

>>23204628

But wasn't the lesson of this week's episode NOT to please everyone?

>>23204626

Not finished yet, but Night Knight. He sleeps on park benches by day because by night he makes no money swooping into kid's rooms to read them bedtime stories so they can get to sleep.

>>23204557
I don't see it on the target website.

Is it outside the US or something?

>>23204609

4:20?

needs more twilight sparkle pictures

take a look at this horseshit if you want to buy one of the new ponys you have to buy the same old one again since they only sell in 2pack

>>23204691
I'm not entirely sure I'd want people breaking into my house at night to read my children stories

Pretty sure that's several kinds of illegal

>>23204657

The fact that the ruler is a princess sort of implies a feudal system.

>>23204609

Midnight Fun.

>>23204715
Luckily I have an appropriate-aged female sibling who would be more than happy to take a few spares off my hands.

But yeah, that's a fucking load right there.

But what I want to know is: Are they selling those in the US yet, and is Cheerilee out?

>>23204715
>daisy dreams
Well okay then I gue-

>rainbow flash
Dash + Rarity bastard child

the fuck am I looking at

>>23204725

Not necessarily. See Imperial Japan circa the late 19th to mid 20th centuries. They even had the whole divine ruler thing going.

>>23204725
The HRE ran off a pretty complicated feudal system that had to account for numerous languages, cultures, and later on, religions.

That could be a fair comparison.

>>23204646
She looks bit 80s as well... and suddenly I'm imagining her in an spandex aerobic outfit. Whoa, wut.

>>23204665
No, don't mention those. I'll end up creating them all. Dangnabit.

>>23204687

On an extremely wide level, you most certainly can't please everybody. You can however pick a certain audience and directly appease them. By just making that audience yourself and excluding everybody however, you end up creating a fanfiction that only a niche amount of readers will enjoy and wasting what might have been a very interesting story.

so what, do writefillys just post to brony threads or...?

>>23204665

>>23204765
That was after the feudal system collapsed with the abolishing of the professional warrior class though; up to that point it was quite feudal.

>>23204282
story of my life

>>23204721

Luckily everything is innocent and pure in Ponyland.

So, uh, I kinda fell in love with Rarity after this episode. What do?

>>23204813

But the period I cited wasn't. Which is why I cited it. A decent period of time with a country lead by a divine monarch but being non feudal.

>>23204834

An hero. With any luck you'll end up in Ponyville rather than Balamb Garden.

I have made a list of episodes and their character focus.
Episodes 1 and 2:They were the introductory episodes but they did have a strong focus on Twilight.
Episode 3: Once again focus on Twilight.
Episode 4: Features Applejack.
Episode 5: Is an introduction episode to a new character, but Pinkie Pie also plays a lead role.
Episode 6: A Twilight feature.
Episode 7: Fluttershy.
Episode 8: Duet feature between AJ and Rarity.
Episode 9: Introduces Zecora and features AB.
Episode 10: I guess Pinkie Pie, sort of.
Episode 11: Twilight.
Episode 12: Apple Bloom.
Episode 13: Duet between AJ and RD.
Episode 14: Rarity.
Predictions:
Episode 15: Duet between Pinkie Pie and Twilight.
Episode 16: Duet between Rarity and RD.
Episode 17: Duet between Fluttershy and AB
Count of episode feature counter (Duet episodes count of half):
Twilight: 6
AB: 2 1/2
AJ: 2
Pinkie Pie:1 1/2
Rarity:1 1/2
Fluttershy: 1 1/2
RD: 1
Various others: 1
IN CONCLUSION:
Needs more rainbow.

>>23204805
I'm liking Bacon&Eggs, Waffles, and Milk.
Sounds like balanced breakfast to me. Could use Butter and Syrup, though.

>>23204834
No, we all did.

At least, with her singing VA. Hot damn, we need more musical episodes.

MLP is the first show I've seen to NEVER pump out a bad song. Winter Wrap Up, Pinkie's No-Fear song, now this - It's awesome.

okay, that was easily my favorite ep of the series
god tier music and plot
the only thing I was disappointed with, was the fashion pony from Canterlot not sounding like Karl Lagerfeld

>>23204805

Hey MegaSweet, could I request a Morrigan pony from you? I'd like something extra to post when The Clopping Hour is at hand in our MLP threads.

>>23204765

Not sure I follow. Early 19th century Japan was a feudal system, just the sort of place where you'd find a principality equivalent. Meiji era Japan as a top heavy empire ran, as the name implies, by the emperor.

>>23204765

The title of 'princess' though for their ruler is throwing me. If Equestria is a principality it'd be implied that it has, at least theoretically if not effectively, a larger governing body it would respond to. Independent principalities are possible but extremely rare and are primarily the byproducts of a larger collapsed government or part of a theoretical larger body (e.g.; the principalities of medieval Italy and Russia which at least in theory were supposed to be part of a larger body).

>>23204687
Exactly. Writing stories you yourself don't enjoy will always end up in failure. If you write something you like you automatically put more effort in it; and if other people enjoy it as well, that's even better.

I speak from experience, but not from writing fics but rather from making games.

>>23204557
wheres the target only sticker?

>>23204886

I could probably whip up a quick thing.

Heading out for now, but remind me again when you see me.

While we're asking about toys, has anyone managed to find these new ones yet with the molded hair? I keep checking Amazon (because I have a ton of store credit) but they're not there. I'm wondering if they're released anywhere yet.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/new-toys-screw-mcdonalds.html

Sorry that took so long. Rewatched the new episode.
Silly me!

Enjoy!

>>23204609

Midnight fun.

>>23204842
Princess has been ruling Equestria for over 1000 years.

>>23204805

God fucking dammit all to hell. Every time I see this pic it's late at night and it makes me want to run out to Denny's.

This episode totally killed my Rarity boner. Her neurosis was edging out Fluttershy for best pony, and then Fluttershy's dress critique not only shot Rarity down, but those glasses and that cat made me see Rarity as a grandmother. I can't fap to that!

Worst episode ever.

My thoughts of new episode :

1 - Rarity looks kinda cute with those "designer" glasses
2 - The musical number was...meh, the worst one by now
3 - The ponies behaving like dicks was really rage fuel, what the fuck
4 - So Fluttershy is a selfish bitch too, suck it Flutterfans, no pony is perfect indeed
5 - By "cooler" Dash means EXTREEEME, with 20% more pouches
5 - DJ pony is a bro
6 - To be fair Dash and Pinkie outfits does not look that bad, it's just over the top...better than bird nest on head i guess
7 - Rarity is my least favorite pony and i really felt bad for her
8 - "give her time"
9 - I liked the design of the cat, i'm the only one?
10 - WOW the "take two" part was awesome
11 - Twilight dress looks like Trixie dress
12 - 2 morals in one episode, plus the hidden 3rd moral : If you work hard you may gonna live your dreams, but when you got it, you may work even harder
13 - Overal : REALLY good episode, like i said, Rarity was my least favorite, i got surprised when i felt her pain, thanks again Ms.Faust

Far to much talk of fapping in this thread.
you guys need to be about 20% cooler.

>>23204890

you said implied feudalism specifically. I was pointing out that was not necessarily true. Post restoration era Japan was NOT a feudal system, and demonstrated a functioning and later industrialized nation that was still under the complete and absolute governance of a monarch.

>>23204950

Oh what the hell how did I double post that.

Need to start passwording things.

>>23204975

I can be 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat!

>>23204981

Right, but Japan was run by an Emperor. Not a princess.

>>23204908
Remember that Celestia would be a Queen if not for executive meddling ("Queens are evil, Princesses are good!").

>>23204974
>worst musical number
stopped reading there. I know its all opinions but This song EASILY blew all of Pinkie's songs put of the water. Honestly this song is only slightly worse than WWU imho.

Whilst not as catchy as the other songs, Rarity's was really quite clever. I can respect that.

>>23204974

How is fluttershy a bitch? Rarity kept pressing her over and over even though fluttershy asked her to stop and told her she was contempt.

So... I'm not a good writer but I felt like doing a story. It wouldn't be a shipping story (though I do have some concepts) or grimdark story, but a basic cute/funny story.

It would involve the pony gang throwing Pinky Pie a surprise birthday party which goes horribly wrong. Sound interesting or do people only want shipping stories?

>>23204974
Really? Art of the Dress was my favorite song in the show so far. If it was longer I'd put it over Winter Wrap Up, but it's only about a minute and a half long.

Praying for a Eurobeat version soon.

>>23204974
>Twilight dress looks like Trixie dress

It's Luna! Doesn't anyone notice this?

>>23204946

Write a story about Gilda lovin' on Trixie's ass next bro.

>>23205025
*cough*
Content. Sorry, nitpicking.

>>23205039

I only want good stories. The genre has nothing to do with the quality.

You see this. This is Sniper. He does not like ponies.

He's got a rifle. He uses this to shoot ponies. What does he do with the ponies he shoots?

Glue Factory

>>23204944
>mfw I just bought the first shitty pony toys
I know I'm going to buy these new ones too. Fuck.

>>23205053

I think that "Contempt", "doggy dog" and "intense and purposes" are some kind of meme now.

>>23205010

and Imperial Russia was run by a Tsar. The title is unimportant, Celestia has supreme authority, there is no one above her. She is an Empress or Queen in everything but name. her title is irrelevant unless you work for Hasbro.

>>23204908
Perhaps they're more like the Gaelic kingdoms that made up pre-Cromwellian conquest Ireland (and early Scotland).
Their leaders were sometimes referred to as prince rather than king, to diminish their title in regards to the high king or Scotorum Imperator ('Emperor of the Gaels), even though a lot of the time there wasn't one.
They had a different governmental system than much of Europe that was partly feudal but put far more authority into the hands of judges; the nobles were essentially glorified merchants and war leaders who got to vote at legal assemblies. The division of powers also determined how land was divided, and saw a lot of their nobles being entitled 'prince' in church rolls, due to confusion over what their actual equivalent titles would be.
Equestria could just be so politically awkward to neighboring states that they started to refer to Celestia's title as a princess, and over the course of her extremely long reign she's adopted it for use.

Rarity was too fucking cute in this episode. And dat song, dem glasses. I just want to, like, groom her and tell her she's pretty. What's wrong with me?

obligatory shot of ugly ugly dresses

Nice signature Rarity has though, her hair in the shape of an R

>>23204944
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/friendship-is-magic-4pack-on-amazon.html

It's there, its just very limited.

I think the 1 in stock is being sold by a company that buys and sells rare toys or something.

Hopefully they have another wave of them or something cause those toys rock.

>>23204946
i dont like this

>>23204944
went to Wal*Mart and Target today, no dice. They also aren't on Hasbros shop site, so I dont think they've been released yet.

>>23205025
not trolling you with it but its "content" That being said while Im not that anon, MY reasoning for Fluttershy being a bitch was that she like all the others was so quick to have second thoughts about a marvelous gift, Another thing is the way she said they were "NICE" was so halfhearted and it really showed. On top of that she like all the other ponies had stupid demands that led to bad dresses yet they insisted that they knew what would look good. In Fluttershy's case that was made even worse by complaining about the stitching that was being used since usually on a gown like that the stitching is usually at least tried to be concealed. Thats just my opinions though.

>>23205078
The correct term is 'Intensive Purposes'

>>23205039
and some gore into it and i will be interested

>>23205045

Hmm. Now I don't know if I should finish my story entitled Kinky Pinky and Her Big Slippery Hotdogs.

And then, pony political theory.

>>23204974
>The musical number was...meh, the worst one by now
you belong in the everfree forest you bastard

>>23205098

Those Great Gatsby eyes creep me right the fuck out.

>>23205098
Rainbow Dash in armor?

>>23205098
The sad thing is there are ways to work the themes and styles of the ugly dresses into good looking garments.

Applejack looks like a damn clown though. There's no fixing that.

I really just wanted to give Rarity a huge fucking hug and/or bitch slap those ponies when they were all "no I don't like it."
I liked that you could see her coming undone as the episode progressed, much like a looming deadline.
And seriously Fluttershy, how the FUCK do you have knowledge of haute couture?
1) couture is custom made, so it already was in a way.
2) couture is traditionally hand sewn and involves a great deal of needlework.

>>23205098

for some reason Twilight's dress there cracks me up. More so when she starts moving.

>>23205098

For some reason, those outfits remind me of TF2.


No idea why.

>>23205171
She's ready to hunt some Monsters.

>>23204974
are_you_me.jpg

>>23205179

I was going to say she looks like she's in an 80s techno pop band. Like she's going to whip it, and whip it good. If a drawfag drew her with 80s Cheerilee, it wouldn't be too bad.

>>23205189
That's because it is a tent.

Oh look, a pony thread.

*BOOOOM*

>>23205152
I liked the reprise better than the first song. The first one was uncomfortably girly for my tastes, the second one you could really feel how much Rarity was freaking out.

Fluttershy's popularity:

Episodes 1 and 2: D'awwww,
Intermediary period: Still cute.
Dragonshy: MY WAIFU!
Intermediary period: Eh.
Plot outline for Stare Master is revealed: Holy shit Fluttershy my body is not ready!
Suited for Success: What a bitch!

Prediction for Stare Master: Fluttershy HHHHNNNGGGGG!

Her fans/haters seem to be among the ficklest.

>>23205189

It's the Deely-boppers. She looks like a goddamn martian from Sesame Street.

>>23205098
Dash has an awesome one

If I were playing an RPG with ponies I would strive for a set of armor that looks that cool.

FUCK THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS.

THE WORST IDEA TO EVER COME OUT OF THIS SHOW.

>>23205189
It reminds me of when Squidward and Spongebob were mutated together and Squidward performed in a robe thing.

>>23205235
YIP-YIP-YIP!

>>23204276

>>23205098
Rainbow Dash's outfit looks like the armor I'd expect to make out of her in Monster Hunter.

>>23205015
Clearly, Celestia's PR pony suggested she change her title to princess so as to be more appealing to her subjects. Scratch that, she masterminds all of her own PR.

>>23205047
Might want to read the story first, chief, before asking something like that outta me.
I don't exactly think I'm the right person for an actual sexy story of any kind.

>>23204946

>What I read

Pinkie's Great Idea

>What I expected

Hot kisses and sweaty lesbo lust

>What I got

Sadness. Sadness everywhere!

>>23205224
ah thats why
I love over the top girly music, especially if its about things like sewing and patterns

>>23205016
>>23204974
opinions bro, opinions, Rarity song felt very forced, just for the time lapse sake, also weird how EVERY SINGLE SONG (exception of WWU) have the same banjo-base, it's getting old...
>>23205025
Every pony behaviour was awful in that episode, but the one with more butthurt about the dresses was Fluttershy, also funny how RD don't acted that bad in comparison...if you consider she's Rainbow Dash after all
>>23205046
Hm, maybe, still one horrible dress

Did this bug anyone else?

>>23205237
yeah
if you were playing an RPG

Not if you were trying to look decent for an ultra-ritzy party or run a formal-attire-for-ponies fashion show.
They all look like disasters.

>>23204974
>2 - The musical number was...meh, the worst one by now

I thought so too. When the song started I was surprised since I wasn't expecting one. Thought the lyrics and idea of singing about dresses as she's making dresses was sort of lame, but whatever. Then I saw someone post how the song was a parody of some broadway song. They actually did a pretty good job adapting it, so that enhanced my enjoyment of it somewhat. Still, it's a pretty damn obscure reference. No kid would ever get it, and I'm sure few adults would either unless they're really into theatre. Here it is anyway, hope it makes you like Rarity's version more like it did for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-836TtoF_5I

23203871
Some folks (can't specify) complained about Rarity's attitude in the past few episodes (OCDing in "Look Before you Sleep and gold digging in "Dragonshy"), doubting how Rarity managed to get the Generosity Element in the pilot. Here, she offered to make her friends' dresses, and went out of her way into satisfying all of them all while keeping a straight face. Most of all, she wasn't at all pompous or gold digging here.

>>23205304

A quick crowd shot that only lasts a few frames? No.

The only part of the song I didn't care for was the initial individual "I'm stitching Blankyblank's dress" portions. I assumed we'd finally gotten a bad song for once but was prepared to tolerate it. After that though the song hooked me pretty hard.

they were so mean to rarity Y_Y

>>23205326
Everyone seemed to be out of character in this episode.

...except Twilight. She was as clueless as ever.

>>23205304
giant crowd scenes are almost always like that, brony.

Seriously, look at any crowd scene so far and you will see tons of Derpys, Lyras, and Dr. Whooves.
I started out kind of annoyed, but now I more or less ignore it.

Story I did awhile back that I ended up not liking too much. Thinking about doing another quickie involving Dash that's a little less dark. \o/

Could use some more dakka.

Oh god. After playing around with this thing, there's no way I couldn't share it with you. It's too funny.

http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ <-- It's Mad-Libs fanfiction. :D

>>23205304
You know what bugged me?
The overhead shot, it looked flat as hell, especially with the super-fake spotlight.

>>23205284

Well it sounds promising, so I'll jus-

>Reads

My body wasn't at all ready for that. I think I have to regretfully retract my spank request, for fear of what I may receive.

>>23204946
I hated Gilda after that episode but after reading Junior Speedsters Forever I forgave her. Hell when i read Cupcakes I felt sad for her.
But now... I hate her with the power of a thousand suns and whatever happened to her in the cupcake story... it wasn't enough.

>>23205304
there can only be one derpy

>>23205348
I watched it on my TV, and my room mate thought I was watching a game (I have a tendency to yell at sports).

But no, I was screaming "YOU BITCH(ES)" at a buch of Ponies.
Business as usual.

Idea for any draw/writefags out there!

Pinkie Pie has come across this. The legend states the burning edges of this axe reduce your foes to cinders.

What would SHE do with such power?

>>23205362

Fluttershy surprised me, but I don't think they were out of character so much as most people can act that greedy when somebody does something like that for them.

>>23205399

Yes, but she can be at multiple places at once in the same space-time continuum. She is not a clever pony.

>>23205385
that didn't bug me, i liked when rarity was walking across it with her feminine strut

>Spike gets screentime throughout the whole episode for "Fall Weather Friends"
>Expect tons of discussion for him
>None
Huh.. guess no one cares about Spike anymore...

>Spike gets a total of 30 seconds of screen time in "Suited for Success"
>Discussions of Spike and dragon's roles in Equestria all over the place.

What the fuck. Sometimes I love and hate you people at the same time. Still, thanks for the discussions. I love to read.

>>23205451

But we discussed Spike lots last week.

>>23205100
Thanks for the update. At least they're slowly making their way to market finally. Still, I'll wait for when Amazon carries them as $2 singles since I want AJ too.

>>23205463
and how pinkie loves hot dogs slide down her throat

>>23204197
SO MUCH THIS

>>23205451
All Spike did in FWF was announce, which was funny, but what's there to comment on? Didn't help that he was playing straight man to Pinkie Pie.

Here however he's managed to do something in the show that goes unexplained, so there's some fuel for discussion: How exactly did he get a famous fashion mogul to come see Rarity's designs? Everyone has his own theory.

>>23205463
I feel like we discuss spike a lot in general

more than Rarity, even.

which is unacceptable.

why are people saying fluttershy acted out of character? she was being meek and nice until rarity got in her face. and its not like everyone is good at pretending to like something when they dont

>>23205292
>>23205395
>>23205390
>>23205292
>>23205106
Perfect reactions!

I still can't sleep though.
Want the alternate happy ending?
It would take me about 15-20 minutes.

>>23205498
but what do ponies wallow in?
she is so distraught she don't even
that whole scene is awsm.

Rarity seemed to be enjoying wallowing in... whatever it is ponies wallow in for me to feel too sorry for her or too pissed at the rest of the gang.

>>23205463
Huh... they must have slipped right through my fingers.... Oh well.

On another note, I just want to say that one of the things that made this episode so good was... NO SHIPPING FUEL.

Seriously the closest line in shipping in that entire damn thing was Spike telling Rarity he name dropped her. The rest was the cast being bitches. I hope all of the episodes are like this, because it definently makes the threads 1000 times better.

>>23205498
It's because we're basically discussing what amounts to a child slave, separated from his mother possible just after hatching, as he doesn't recognize Twilight as his "mother."

>>23205511

Probably just flamebait. The overwhelming reaction of bronies when it happened was pro-Fluttershy.

>>23205532

>implying this episode wasn't totally Rarity/Opal shipping fuel.

>>23203882
Browsing thread
Noticed this
......I had a fix idea kicking around a while back. It involved a god emperor of ponykind being the father of celestia and luna, but is kind of sort of banished and has his powers stolen by them.

Should I do it?

>>23205539
When did we determine that dragons have any form of imprinting?

>>23205532
THIS
>>23205541
Meh I legitimately believe they ALL acted like bitches. With Dash being the least bitchy I explained my specific dislike of Fluttershy earlier.

>>23205516

No bro, I think I've had enough, thanks.

>>23204946

Got a docs of this? I'll go upload it.

Also running out of trixie images so im going to avatarfag as dash for a while now.

>>23205530
the scene made me feel very unclean

>>23205528
SHE enjoyed wallowing?
or
YOU enjoyed WATCHING her wallow?
or did SHE enjoy knowing YOU were watching?

You're all sick bastards

>>23205565

There was already a creation story better done.

>>23205574

Right, but your explanation wasn't any good.

>>23205565
that is what i was thinking when i first started brony, mainly because they were princesses not queens so i totally see a god-emperor of ponykind who is their father.

>>23205541
I still like Fluttershy and will defend her. And I do expect her popularity to rise again when Stare Master comes out. Seems like all a pony needs to get an injection of brony-love is a character-centric episode.

>>23205589

Rarity spent a little too much time laying on her bed in this episode for me not to get dirty ideas about her.

>>23205589
This stupid show is going to turn me furry.

It's only a matter of time.

God damn every dash reaction i have is used.

OR I might just be skipping furry altogeather and going whatever it is cartoon pony fetish is considered.

>>23205566
True enough, I don't think we have gone into that. But we do know he's at least smart enough to realize that he's... wait. I don't know why it took this long to hit me, but why didn't they just take Spike with them in Dragonshy? Then they could have just had Spike speak to the Dragon.

>>23205589
There's a certain kind of woman that takes vast enjoyment in wallowing in high drama, and Rarity fits the stereotype to a T. She probably rehearsed her self-flagellating epitaph while waiting for the gang to arrive.

Not saying she enjoyed being embarrassed, just saying she extracted a certain amount of enjoyment from the resultant opportunities for drama.

>>23205532
>implying this episode wasn't just a bunch of fetish fuel instead of shipping fuel

>>23205589
Fluttershy... In a pink nightie, wallowing...

Oh yes

Sorry if this is tiresome, but when/where could I get an HD download of the latest?

>Haute couture refers to the creation of exclusive custom-fitted clothing. Haute couture is made to order for a specific customer, and it is usually made from high-quality, expensive fabric and sewn with extreme attention to detail and finished by the most experienced and capable seamstresses

Isn't that exactly what Rarity was doing? Why was Fluttershy making such a huge ordeal over how her dress had to be haute couture?

Currently watching Suited for Success.

For whatever reason, I can't STAND the writing so far. Whereas the previous episodes have been bearable at worst, this one is REALLY rubbing me the wrong way. Rarity deserves better.

>>23205589
>the scene made me feel very unclean

Adorable pony robe w/ adorable slippers.
Cute mussy hair.
Dem bedroom eyes.

All those ingredients rolled up into a big sympathy burrito.

>>23205616
and all they need to get a good injection of brony-hate is to be a complete bitch to a portion of the fan's favorite character

>>23205634
if they are animal like and inteligent enouph to talk, they are furry. If they cant talk thats beastiality. fury can be tolerated in a live and let live kinda thing, but beastality needs to be punched in the face.

>>23205588
Oh, you did post

Wth is with my phone not giving me updates every 3 minutes like it usually does.

>>23205612
Based on what fair troll? I do ever so love reading what YOU interpret to be good logic. Considering I love a good joke in these threads.

>>23205667
Fluttershy seems like... well, whatever the /fa/ equivalent of /k/'s OPERATORS are. Able to throw around buzzwords and terminology but no real understanding of the meanings behind them.

Methinks Fluttershy has a hidden cache of fashion magazines somewhere.

>>23205585
TOO BAD!
Already in progress!

>>23205565
As a bonus, celestia isn't really a tyrant in it, I actually try to make her a tragic villain who just did fucked up shit because she knew she had to.....and that her teacher/mentor/motherly relationship with twilight sparkle was simultaneously spurring her fanatical rule, and offering her a chance for redemption.

Fucking ponies they drive me to character analyze

>>23205634
if Commander Shepard would hit it, so should you.

>>23205589
If Rarity still had her glasses in that scene, none of us would have made it out alive.

>>23205645

Trixie... In white pony lingerie, wallowing...

Oh yes

>>23205645
you DO mean Rarity right?

please tell me you didn't just mistake the best pony for one of the...not best ones.

>>23205667
It was, but Fluttershy was saying that they way she put it together made it seem more like a prêt-à-porter piece - ie, she was telling he she was doing a shitty job.

>>23205675

Rarity, to me anyways, really seems to act the most like an adult human woman... So I don't think its so bad to have sexual thoughts about her

>>23205642
when her hair was frazzled later in the episode paired with the glasses was the best

>>23205742
And then Fluttershy's design plans led to the shittiest dress at the show. Proving she was talking out of her ass.

>>23205755

Thank you! someone had to say it!

What is it that Rarity is supposed to wallow in? Applesause? Does mud for the skin even work on horses? Clips from dramatic leading ladies from old movies? I almost expected her to say something about 'wire hangers', or "It wasn't the parts that got small'
What is the liquid measurment of misery?

Flutter's dress was Yea old renfaire, Dash's has Flash gordon, but what the hey was Apple? That hat: Wander over yonder?

>>23205737

Shit, you're right. Oh god, I'm so sorry! I guess I must have been distracted by all the sexy Rarity gave us today. It's after midnight where I am, but I HAVE to stay up and discuss this episode with you

>>23205766
>>23205721
i think MS should attempt this, for science.

>Still have no writefag ideas
>Just writing whatever the fuck comes to mind

And don't even ask me to post it. It's literally a scramble of ideas put into one, horrible mess.

Jesus fuck is it still that same fucking Anon who's been bitching about Fluttershy for several threads in a row?

9/10 for getting so many responses but give it a rest, guy.

>>23205528
you wallow in wallow of course

Rarity lead the gang down the garden path to bitchiness in this. She insisted on making dresses for her friends, created high-fashion dresses for her decidedly non-high fashion friends, and then badgered them until she got their opinion on whether their rather, well, plebeian fashion sense approved. Then she once again insisted on perfection and went for the opposite extreme, crafting them exactly to the eccentric whims of the gang.

Basically, Rarity's generosity and perfectionism turned on her. It's not the gang's fault - they only gave their honest opinions and then gave exact specifications for what they wanted on Rarity's insistence that they do so.

>>23205721
my heart would probably not be able to take it.

>>23205755
brony, it's bad to have sexual thoughts about ANY of the ponies.

However, thinking they are unspeakably adorable, or even having little harmless crushes on them is acceptable.

>>23205821

>and then gave exact specifications

Nope.

>>23205780

Yeah, by and large she comes off as the most mature (She and Apple Jack are probably the oldest). She doesn't tend to engage in the Animal/Horse behavior other characters like Rainbow Dash do. She wears clothes the most, throws Diva-esque fits in this episode, has sexy librarian glasses, owns a pompous cat (tee hee), and is focused on running an independent business.

>>23205821
Then please explain how Rarity caused them to be so ridiculously demanding? My personal favorite quote about that is when Pinkie looked the friend doing her a favor right in the eyes and said "Whose dress is this?" Those Ponies clearly are unaware of what gratitude is

>>23205858

sounds like my coworker i've been after for some 4 years now

this episode proved you never let an amateur do something when a pro is available, that should've been what twilight wrote to celestia

>>23205836

Rarity looks like she smells so good. People say they wouldn't get busy with her because poni, but rest assured if you walked in Rarity's bedroom and smelled that girlish scent everywhere with her laying on the bed in that robe, you'd be all over her like Shingles. Don't even lie.

>>23205836
Isn't a crush the same thing?

I have alternating crushes on all the ponies, complete with every kind of though there is.

I loved Rarity's cat.

Fat, pampered, and snooty..
Sure, the triangle head was annoying for a moment, but then I realized. The cat has an upturned head. Looking down at all she sees.

>>23205842
this

if they had just been like "it's a little to extreme for me" that would have been okay. Not everyone appreciates ultra-formal attire and/or high fashion.

but they went on to complain and make a bunch of demands and get super greedy about it.

UNGRATEFUL BITCHES
dammit I actually got sincerely mad at and emotionally involved with the characters in MLP. WHY

>>23205821

I kinda read it as a "everyone was a bit in the wrong" type moral. After all, Rarity insisted on making the dresses, even when the girls initially refused; not wanting to give her more work. Also, Rarity was the one who again insisted on following their expectations, rather than accepting that her buddies are not into fashion appreciation to the level she is. Still, the other girls come off as rather demanding and self centered for making Rarity re-create the dresses EXACTLY as they want, when its clear she's overworked and again THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FASHION!

>>23205883
she never understands her lessons

>>23205904
pretty much

>>23205883
THIS. Why all the other ponies even thought their ideas were good is beyond me. Rarity does it for a living yet they think they know more than her about what would look good on them? Its foolishness.

>>23205876
Rarity knows that her friends have shite fashion sense. When she designed Canterlot-tier dresses for them, she should have realized that they wouldn't know haute couture if it ran up and bit them, so shouldn't have badgered for their opinions, and should have instead hammered home that even if their peasant sensibilities were unable to understand fashion, they'd wear the dresses and damn well like them if they didn't want to look like unwashed peasants at the Gala.

>>23205934
they have no tastes, they run around naked all the time.

Ok so anyone mind explaining to me how Spike is somehow standing on top of an open bucket...not only that but casting a shadow on nothing at all.

>>23205922
Also, cats get along great with horses.
Matter of fact, when I was younger we had a cat that was great friends with a horse who was owned by our neighbors. She'd sleep on the horse's back for a good period of the day, and would actually manage to stay up there even if the horse was moving.
It was kinda funny.

>>23205958
You sure it's a bucket? Maybe it's something for a pony to stand on and look at themselves in a mirror while Rarity futzes with their outfit.

>>23205958
its a seat, theres a cushion stuffed in there

>>23205963

I was kinda bothered at first. I was all like "What man? Talking ponies that own pet cats? This is like some Arthur bullshit!"

But then I was all like: "Wait, this cat and how she interacts with Rarity is awesome! What was I complaining about? I am an ungrateful bitch sometimes! Shut up and watch ponies, you bitch"

>>23204571
oh boy an escuse to continue this!

>>23205958
1. fuck gravity
2. it's magic i aint gotta explain shit
3. hes spike, fuck your rules
4. it could be a brown cushion in front of the mirror, they are ponies they don't 'normally' sit like humans.

>>23205947
So what youre saying is that by her acting like a friend and trying to see what her friends thought about the dresses she made for them. She should have simply said "Her you go, if you dont like it go fuck yourselves" She wanted to make her friends truly happy and they turned around and demanded too much.

>>23206006

>JoJo's Bizzare Adventure parody

Too bad it isn't Fist of the North Star. I don't know anything about JoJo even though I should. Feels bad man.

>>23205958

>mfw
>implying law of physics work in Equestria
>Ponies do all the grunt work in passing of seasons

Ha ha ha...oh you.

To quote Edwood
“What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?”

>>23205904
I honestly don't know what I'd do.
Probably just cuddle. I couldn't bring myself to go much further, because I don't think I'm capable of thinking of them sexually.

>>23205917
a crush can be non-sexual
really, it can.

I've never had any kind of sexual feelings towards another male, but I've had crushes on male characters before.
It's weird.

One thing to consider is that most of them never tried on their outfits to see how they'd actually look on them, or as a set. They actually didn't look all that impressive when they were resting on the mannequins (ponniquins?). This is a real-life phenomenon. Loads of people misjudge how an outfit will look before they actually try it on. In this case they thought the first outfits would look worse than they actually did while thinking their own designs would look better.

Still, I see no point in popping a hate boner over anything in this ep. All this bitching about bitchiness is shitting up the discussion.

>>23206028
"These aren't dresses for you to *like*, darlings. These are dresses for you to look fabulous in at the Gala."

>>23206067
That would imply her forcing her friends to wear something they dont like. Youre saying that in order for the other ponies not to be bitches Rarity has to be the bitch. Thats mighty unfair bro.

>>23206037
i loved the way she fluttered her hooves about like that.
sometimes when expressing themselves they ignore the pony anatomy.

>>23206037

>>23205904

I would pet her, because shes is an adorable little pony. Unfortunately, Rarity bites so this could be a dangerous exercise.

>>23206037

I think there's a level of safety that comes with crushing on a cartoon character, regardless of gender. Regardless of what you feel, you know at the back of your mind that its just a cartoon character. Batman or Osmosis Jones will never bust down your door and demand you explain your messed up feelings to them, and neither will Rarity. You can explore the "fun" aspect of crushes (wanting to know more about them, feeling proud of them, being attracted to their looks) without the difficult or dangerous aspects (deciding on a sexual orientation, actually talking to and forming a relationship).

You know, Rarity was already my favorite pony and this episode just reinforced that, but something about Fluttershy's nitpicking really amused me.

Maybe its just because I hang out on 4chan, where this sort of thing is common, but there was something charming about the fact that she had this incredibly extensive technical and theoretical knowledge, and used it to explain why something was bad, but when she applied that knowledge in an attempt to make the thing better it ended up being a horrible mess.

It was like she had become /a/, /tv/ and /lit/ fused into one adorable pony package.

>>23206083
The very second four unwashed country bumpkins were given tickets to the Gala, someone was going to have to act like a bitch or they'd be laughed right out the goddamn door. It's all too easy to imagine Applejack waltzing in in nothing but her goddamn hat.

Just checked the blog, and saw this

Uhhhh what the fuck am I looking at here?

Is Fluttershy making cupcakes?

>>23206147
Yup... That would probably happen

>>23204946
And alternate version!

Now with entirely different results!

>>23206147
So why does Rarity have to be a bitch. Why is it that her friends simply cant NOT be bitches when it comes to dresses? Why my Rarity be a bitch lightning rod?

>>23206147
to be fair, applejack had no intention of waltzing into the gala, she had an intention of seting up a vender booth infront of the gala

>>23206147
There are already ponies who LIVE in Canterlot who wear less than that.

Thinking it's not a big deal.

Shit, even the ponies in Rarity's fantasy sequence from The Ticket Master were mostly nudists.

>>23206088
don't
DON'T YOU JUDGE ME

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING overly WEIRD.

>>23206164
Nope, that's a feather. It's a tickle fetish picture. And I'm vaguely ashamed that I know that.

>>23206185
She does it out of kindness. If they had gone to the Gala in their futzing-around-Ponyville outfits (read: nothing but Applejack's hat) then they'd be on the receiving end of the concentrated bitchiness of Canterlot's entire upper class. She jumped on the bitch-grenade to stop her friends being on the receiving end of an entire artillery barrage.

>>23206207

that is the grumpiest cookie I have ever seen

>>23206207
Actually, it arose from a discussion about Fluttershy trying to torture someone. The text portion ended in the victim trying to talk Fluttershy through using a blunt object to bludgeon them.

>>23206207

>It's a tickle fetish picture

Oh... oh dear god.

You're right.

hooves are hard material and probably wouldn't have enough tactility to feel a feather and why the fuck am I thinking about this

>>23206216
I feel like weve gotten a touch off track. Werent we talking about why her friends were overbearing bitches about their dresses a moment ago. I feel like I got lost some how.

>>23206220

Every time I see that cookie, I think of Duffle getting told in that pony thread from a few days ago.