>>23099197
Meru meru mei?

Topic of conversation, I guess. Let's say you're teleported to Ponyville, either as a human or turned into a Pony, doesn't matter.

How do you explain to the ponies why you know so much about them without causing them to be creeped out by your intimate knowledge of what happened at Twilight's sleepover, or any other facts that shouldn't be knowable by somepony who wasn't there for the event?

>>23099213
http://www.verymelon.com

>>23099246
Meru meru mei!

That dash/applejack hanglider story was awesome. Wtb more like that thanks.

Meru meru mei.

>>23099197
that thread is not going to be recorded - the title must be used with mlp, pnoy and/or ponies

I wish Jimbo would do more writefagging

>>23099277
where is this

Lets post some shit that never gets posted anymore.

>>23099322
It shows up in the archiver as is.

>>23099246
Why would I assume that was the alternate reality I fell into? It could be 1 of several others.

>>23099320
Go back to /a/

>>23099325

But I'm busy combing pony hair over here

Shit's hard.

(Is there something specific you're waiting on? I just did something for Luna for the Friend-Off, if you missed it.)

Meru meru mei!?

anyone know if there are plans for mlp fim ds or console games?

>>23099246
It's simple, if you enter into the world as a pony, you don't reveal that knowledge. If you enter as a human, you hide in the Everfree forest to avoid ending up on a lab table in Canterlot.

>>23099348
This man has a point, for all you know you could be in Sargent Sprinkles world.

>>23099350
MERU MERU MEI!

>>23099381
I'd like to be experimented on, it'd be a brand new experience in a cartoon world, I'd also hijack me some fairy godparents en route to ponyville mid transport, it would suck that day for timmy, but ah well

>>23099246

I wouldn't. Instead, I would bring them the wonderful knowledge of technology, electricity, the steam engine, and genetics.

Depending on how magic works in the world, I might even be able to develop magitek. Which would be soawesome.jpg.

And then, I could get Luna to become my bride.

Er, that is... uh... become the founder of the Solstice and Equinox Royal Sisters Academy for the Study of Magic and Science! Because a proper university ain't cool unless it has an overly long and complicated name.

>>23099246
I'm a seer motherfuckers watch me see.

>>23099382
scheider go home, or i'll slice up that precious rop backpack thing even more than kiyo did

Meru meru mei!!

>>23099416

>>23099409
MERU MERU MEI!

>>23099381

I dunno, I think you're bound to screw up and mention something you shouldn't know at some point.

Rrrreposting. Alternative ending to cupcakes. Rainbow returns from beyond the grave to get rrrrevenge on Pinkie.
I wasted a lot of time on this one, feedback pls.

>>23099443
which is why you should converse primarily with pinkie pie, she probably wouldn't care that much

>>23099213
what are you doing here chopper?

>>23099443
that's why you set up a hut in the every free forest and give out cryptic advice in the form of bullshit rhyming riddles.

To anyone interested, I capped this TrixieMac fic. Alt endings coming up in a second.

>>23099454
Meru meru mei.

>>23099452

Heck, Pinkie Pie probably already knows that you know because you've been watching their cartoon. And she'll tell you It's not Dash that's the lesbo of the group, it's Fluttershy.

>>23099464

here's a request from last thread

any more (please no more pinkieluna)?

once upon a time in the land of waffles a pony burst forth and devoured them all, and thus the world was formed, the end.

now what have we learned from this magnificent story about how crumbsville was formed?

>>23099472
Meru meru mei!

>>23099381

BLASPHEMY!

You offer an exchange of knowledge. Think about it. You'd be what would be an alien encounter for ponykind. You give them electricity, they give you magic. You give them the steam engine, they give you... uh... more magic. You give them Mendelian genetics, they give you... uh, those canned goods that they somehow produce without a complex metal and food industry.

>>23099472
I KNEW IT

>>23099452
>Implying Pinkie Pie has not made the 4th wall her bitch and knows that she is in a cartoon, and that you watch it.

>>23099471
yup, I still can't understand what you're saying

>>23099480
Rainbow Dash trying to get the attention of a Wonderbolt

this thread is shit, let's switch to the other, opened by the tripfag

>>23099480

That is fudging adorable, thank you!

>>23099480
Draw Celestia as Gandalf the White fighting Night Mare Moon, who is a Nazgul.

>>23099487
ok, boy, you want to be sacrificed to a dark god to bring about his resurrection!?, hell yeah, let's get this rolling!

Night Mare Moon will rise again!

>>23099491
I just want to eat and own a house without working a real job. All the secrets of mankind science in exchange for perpetual laziness.

>>23099517
you want to be the witch or wizard from hansel and gretel? you suicidal or something?!

>>23099450
I like it

>>23099480

re requesting Twilight tending to Dash who is sick in bed with a thermometer in her mouth

There isnt enough Twilight/Dash

>>23099515

>Draw Celestia as Gandalf the White

Trixie the White already claimed that title.

>>23099480
draw santa pony.

>>23099246
It would be just like The Last Action Hero
Duh

>>23099545
>Implying that looks anything like Gandalf

My friend drew Angel the bunny! I figured I would share.

>>23099549
ooh ooh, make the sled be puled by speedo wearing hairless apes! with fake antlers fused to their skulls!

>>23099491

As long as you remember it all, of course. Otherwise you'd be that crazy hairless thing talking about lightning in a bottle and chariots that run on fire and water.

>>23099381
>ending up on a lab table in Canterlot.
Would never happen. Thanks to the power of opposable thumb and cunning hooman tacktics I would quickly build a new empire there. OBEY!

>>23099533

I was going to write another story for the friend-off using this picture, but alas, I was busy all day.

Meru meru mei!

>>23099381

Wouldnt a human just end up being Dawwwwed ove by Fluttershy as an exotic new species and shunted back to her cottage for a life of being waited upon and fed little treats and being cuddled every single day

How does that sound to you?

>>23099213
>>23099273
>>23099320
>>23099358
>>23099382
>>23099416
>>23099432
>>23099471
>>23099487
you're not going to take down the fandom by doing that.

>>23099602
......forgot the image. I was focusing on not fucking that post up.

Let's all bathe in Celestia's warming glow

>>23099602
Meru meru mei!

>>23099598
Almost certainly. At least, she'd help you escape if shit hits the fan.

>>23099598

>Living with the ponyfication of HNNNNG
>Helping her around her cottage to earn your keep
>Being able to do things for her she can't cause you have thumbs
>Hugging Fluttershy

>>23099570
If i get to be cartoonawarness I could totally make all kinds of shit off screen without actually knowing how, and then never explain how I did it to the ponies. magic bitches im a fucking wizzard alien.

if this is more realistic i guess i better hope to be wearing the time travalers t-shirt with all the crazy science info deatiled on it.

Being that crazy hairless thing talking about lightning in a bottle and chariots that run on fire and water could be fun though.

>>23096986
>>23097031
>>23097230
>>23096784
>>23099545

Anypony have more by this artist?

They are slowly killing me with diabetes, and I would like a quick and clean death if possible.
pic unrelated

>>23099617
I think the biggest issue would be this, whatif they didn't speak the english we hear on the show but a language beyond our general learning ability, though I suppose magic couldf solve that to some degree, provided a basis for translation could be made

>>23099611

>>23099570

Actually, plot-wise for the show, it wouldn't be so bad. You've got one human, who lives in between Dragon and Pony territory. His brain is addled, but he KNOWS shit. So, one day, the ponies have some kind of problem that magic can't solve. Er, I dunno... earthquakes caused by dorfs that are digging underground. So, they go to the human guy, and he teaches them how to make "heatless torchlight" with the means of a bottle pumped out of air, a hair from the mane of a pony, a rod of two metals, and a lemon. The ponies give this to the dorfs, and now the dorfs don't have to cut down trees to make torches/burn oil for lamps. The ponies use this technology also, and the human is happy because one of his half-insane ideas work.

>>23099598
Fluttershy is 2nd best waifu. And then I'd reward her with penicillin.

>>23099480
I'm sorry I ask so many Luna requests of you.
I just wub her so and always seem to be in the thread at the same time as you.

>>23099611
I know that she raises the sun and would logically be warm, but I feel like she would be surrounded by a light, refreshing breeze. Those mane physics gotta be explained somehow.

>>23099611
and then i died from radiation.

>>23099491
And you know what can be done if you have both magic and tech.
FLYING BATTLESHIPS

>>23099545
holy shit you drew trixie so well
are you taking requests

>>23099606
and somehow you still did

>>23099598

"Oh Twilight! Everyone! I found this amazing new critter on the edge of everfree forest!

He's tall and funny looking.. but he's sooo smart. And he talks!

He's been helping me around the house and he's sooo lovable. He just wants to cuddle all the time.

Sometimes he gets this wierd bump on his body that he says needs to be tended to every morning, so I just rub and stroke it until the puss comes out, then it goes away.

I cant wait to introduce you!"

>>23099636
twilight zaps you in the head with magic and now you can speak and understand pony.

she a unicorn she aint got to explain shit.

>>23099686
yes she's magical, but she's also sciency, and it might have issues, what if it randomly wears off say mid conversation regarding something important

>>23099658
you might not die. You might become a ghoul instead.

gayass fanfiction idea. the ponies meets the last human, who is a fallout ghoul with a long memory of he time before ponies.

>>23099703
stalfos. all will become stalfos.

>>23099664
And then Anonymous was the God Emporer of Ponykind.

>>23099703

Expanding that fic idea... the tree that Twilight's library is hollowed into could turn out to be Harold

>>23099686
Meru meru mei!

>>23099679
What the fuck happened to this fandom?

>>23099664

Nah. Could you really imagine yourself looking into a pony's adorable eyes, and telling her that humans are assholes, and that they spent most of their brilliance on devising things that do nothing but kill one another?

I mean, sure, maybe the ponies have a concept of war (which I doubt), but they'd probably view it as something necessary (or maybe left to their goddesses). I mean, blackpowder is easy to make (charcoal+saltpeter+sulfur in a proportion I don't have at the top of my head, but you can experiment), and voila- you have a musket. Do you really want this, though?

>>23099714
lol, that would be awesome, someday she just wakes u and there is face is

>>23099674

I'm not the original artist bro. He goes by the name Noel. He does requests now and then too.

i get to ponyville and realize they are exactly like the show meaning they have no vag or anus

i would just an hero immedialty after jacking off onto fluttershy

>>23099697
what do you think happend? COMEDY!

being an adult man instead of a little girl in pony lands me instead of being the hero you'll be the butt of all the jokes. Your the new less cute spike.

>>23099549
done

>>23099533
this next I think unless there is something better/easier after I post

>>23099679

That would be me except for the tricking Fluttershy into getting me off. Taking advantage of her caring nature like that? Never.

>>23099720
The Law of Fandom Entropy.

its a very sad thing. im sorry, it's incurable. there are only a few packets of resientence but you probably wouldn't like the sites they are on.

I like this artist's style

>>23099729
hahahah now you need to sweet pony and hella horse.

>>23099729

Draw a pony meeting a dorf!

>latesped British

A dorf that happens to be British, and speeding, because he is late...

>>23099720
Furries, fat lesbos and shut-ins who WANT to be fat lesbos happened to it

>>23099729

What would pull pony Santa's sleigh?

The only answer? Bunnies

>>23099545
I really like that trixie pic, have more of that artist

>>23099724
oh okay, thanks
does Noel have any place where I can find his art

or does he have any more MLP art

>>23099748
Actually, makes me wonder.

If ponies are hobbits, and the mysterious race of horses are humans (Celestia might be one), are dwarfs donkeys?

I want to see some of the cast of mlp encounter a time gate and find themselves at the end of time, where they meet gaspar and begin an epic quest to save all of time and space, and then encounter lavos who turns out to be the father of luna and celestia

>>23099766
...but then what are cows?

and what would represent Elves?

>>23099742
the colours...

oh god I should just kill myself now

You guys are killing me.
My art has never been reposted as much as tonight.

>>23099760

He mostly just posts his MLP art in these threads. He doesn't keep them anywhere online.

>>23099722
I couldn't do it. I'd just tell made up stories that make humans seem like fairy tale super heroes. I know a lot of old fashion fairy tales and mythology. Just need to tweak them a bit.

>>23099760
More Noel for you bro
>>23099759
>>23099742

>>23099729
who would even make these......
conksuck boots anyway
dagrons??..

>>23099246

Explain to Twilight Sparkle the truth, once I get a chance. Out of all the ponies, she seems most likely to understand what happened. And then come up with a plan of action after that. And try not to blab when Pinkie throws her "Welcome to Ponyville!" party.

Derpy by Noel

>>23099779
>elves

deer.

cows are what they make pinkie pies hotdogs out of.

>>23099742
Anyone know where to find more stuff from this artist?

>>23099782
What a turnaround from that Dead Trixie pic, huh? That wasn't your first MLP pic was it?

Princess Celestia has offered you passage to Equestria (as a human or pony

All you have to do is Upset one of them until she cries

How Will you do it?

>>23099748
or draw a pony meeting david the gnome.

>>23099782
well, I never saw any of it until tonight

and I love it.
all of it.
probably unhealthily so.

>>23099803

Wow, that one must be new because I don't remember seeing it before.

>>23099817
Concoct an elaborately emotional situation and Pinkie will fountain-cry from the joy of it all.

>>23099817
This is a trick, I plan and throw all of them a party instead.

>>23096986
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>>23097230
>>23096784
>>23099545
>>23099742
>>23099759
>>23099803
Multiple Noelgasm

>>23099817
I would call Rarity an inbred country hick with no fashion sense

>>23099817
I'd tell pinkie that i hate her cupcakes.

she seems like the one to get over things quickly.

>>23099817

It's a trick. If you say yes and choose a Pony to upset, it just proves you're unworthy of visiting Equestria. If you refuse, you get to go.

>>23099816
I still don't regret dead trixie, though.

>>23099450
I know I'm late, but I just want to say that Rainbow Spawn is one of the coolest things I have ever seen.

PINKIE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SENT ME TO HELL, NOW I'M HERE TO REPAY THE FAVOR.

>>23099842
i always fuck up these trick tasks.

>>23099817
Stare at Fluttershy in a slightly disapproving manner
Maybe cross my arms and frown a bit if I want to up the ante

moar Derpy art?

>>23099679

dear god, It's not what I think, isn't?

>>23099817
show one of them-
any of them-
a daytime pony thread.

tears will be shed
Probably in fear and shame, but still.

and then i would spend as long as it takes making whoever it was feel better, because the thought of making any one of them cry on purpose makes me feel like an even bigger, creepier asshole than I already am

I'm a hardcore fan with My Little Pony, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Ponyville where I would often help Applejack on her farm and help Rainbow Dash perfect her moves, but one day as I was talking to Rainbow Dash, we went to my house for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Princess Celestia and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for Equestria, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Celestia said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>>23099857
Honestly I'm sure this would work.

Like, you could make flutershy cry completely on accident if you weren't careful.

>>23099850
>Noel is a vicious monster who kills innocent ponies
But seriously, that was a very nicely done pic.

>>23099679

Oh Fluttershy, you are such a dirty little slut.

>>23099873

Hurry up and kill yourself then

Stop wasting space in the thread

>>23099871
if this works. I'd show all of them the threads. If making one pony cry gets me into this magical land, what could making them all cry get me?

>>23099888
SHE'S LIVES

>>23099900
probably jail time

>>23099901
Damn my bad internet grammars.

>>23099901
Where is all this posted?

>>23099722
>Could you really imagine yourself looking into a pony's adorable eyes, and telling her that humans are assholes, and that they spent most of their brilliance on devising things that do nothing but kill one another?

Actually, I could. Humanity's warlike nature and blood lust, coupled with out desire for knowledge and peace, is what makes me proud to be human.

>>23099873
That wasn't rainbow dash.

That was SATAN.

He's going to have a not-pony-at-all stallion rape your ass for eternity.

>>23099842
>>23099835

You two bronies have proved yourselves worthy

The rest of you... I'm afraid your hearts and bodies are unprepared

Come back to me when you've learned the magic of friendship

Now honoured bronies... simply kiss my cutie mark and you will be on your way

>>23099891
best part she could never be that naive. ignoring the fact she is a grown pony, she takes care of animals, and most animals aint that shy in mateing season.

she knows exactly what she is doing. and loves it.

>>23099901
wow i never opened that pic before i always thought it was just twilight killing trix

>>23099900
Didn't you hear the other two guys? It's a trick, you have to refuse, then you get in. Just like that episode of JLU with all the B listers where Shining Knight is telling the story od how he got knighted.

>>23099888
There was a troll. They were asking for it.
I mentioned once that I want to zombify all of the main FIM cast. I still intend to do it.

>>23099914
I just post on the threads when I have new art.

>>23099931
secret test of character are bullshit. imma fight you for xp and loot.

>>23099873
Good sir, it's time to step away from the ponies.

Just for a little bit.

...because you do not sound healthy at all, and we as a fandom do NOT need an obsessive-fan suicide so early on.
ESPECIALLY since it's a show for kids AND we haven't got a second season yet.

>>23099953
Ah ok. You have epic art

>>23099953

What's the original filename you gave that derpy picture?

>>23099931

>kiss my cutie mark

Which one?

>>23099873
isnt this that FF8 copypasta? I havent been to /v/ in years

>>23099969

I got dibs on the inner-thighs one!

>>23099915
>human walks into land of magical ponies.
>is basically an orc in comparison.

PONIES! LET ME TEACH YOU THE WAYS OF WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>23099873
Get some help before you decide to purchase that one-way ticket to hel-Equestria.

>>23099981
I knew that felt like edited copy pasta. wasn't sure though.

>>23099984
Did someone say Oaks? I coulda sworn some git jus' said Oaks.
'Ere ya go.

>>23099962
Thank you very much.

>>23099968
fim_bestmailcarrier

Someone mentioned that the derpy must be new, but it's actually one of the older ones, I think. I figure once I post art, there's no reason for me to ever post it again, haha. So my art doesn't really make the rounds often. (Except dead Trixie. She was special.)

here is applejack with cutiemark on the inside leg, well i think its a cutie mark but im not sure

>>23099969
>>23099983

Someone needs to draw Celestia seductively showing off her inner thigh cutie mark

Pity the friend off is over, all the drawponies are pooped

I guess they cant budge

>>23100033

It's a red dildo that makes her go faster

>>23100037

i want to be with you forever pinkie

>>23100045
too much bigmac fuck has turned her anus inside out

>>23099984
And then Anon was almost a Warboss. Remember kids: Orcs rape and pillage, Orks WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>23100037

>Someone needs to draw Celestia seductively showing off her inner thigh cutie mark

Oh shit, I'll have to remember that one! I bet Poor Yorick would do it justice.

>>23100047

But she is with you

All the time

When you least expect it

She's there

in the shadoows...

>>23100037
...

>>23100019
All your work should be uploaded either here or in the other thread. Is there anything I've missed?

quick, someone draw pinkie pie as a minecraft creeper that explodes, and becomes a normal pinkie pie with an instant party setup

>>23100058

It's called anal prolapse bro.

>>23100062

GIT PONIES WITH DAKKA AND SHOOTERS! DIS BE BEST PLAN EVER!

>>23100092
what "other thread"?

>>23100105
probably the old one thats slowly dying?

>>23100092

He drew this really funny picture of Gilda as a turkey last night. I didn't save it though.

>>23100077

Pinkie, you don't have to hide from me! Come out from the shadows and I'll bake you a cake and we can play video games and drink Rootbeer. You'll love it!

>>23100062
i feel the most intense shame that i got that wrong. im not fit to be an ork. im barely fit to be a fruity faggot elf.

>>23100117
so a dirty hobbit then?

>>23100117
S'okay. You can still be a Gretchin. Or a Snotling. We can stuff you in a rocket and tell you to steer it at the ponies, how's that?

Just luna I think! I'd have this request done from last night if y'all weren't distracting me so hard, haha.

>>23100111
Yes, the other one that's slowly dying otherwise they'd be in this one.

>>23100134
that sounds great!

but i dont want to blow up the ponies. they are cute.

>>23100117

>elf

ITS ELDAR YA GIT!

YOU BUGGER'D IT UP TWICE!

NOW YOU'SE GOTS THA JOB O' POLISHIN' UP ORKIMUS ALL SHINY AN PROPA!

GET TO IT AND NO MUCKIN' ABOUT!

>>23100134
Even better, we can load him into a Zapp Gun. That will be fun for everybody.

>>23100143
Gilda or Luna? I'd be eager for both.

>>23100143

Is that the one with Gilda and Trixie?

>>23100153
CUTE? CUTE AIN'T NO WORD I EVER HEARD OF, NOW GIT IN DAT BLASTIE ROCKET AND SHOW DEM PONIES WHO'S DA REAL BOSS 'ROUND HERE. WAAAGH!!!

>>23100157
please tell me that awesome tihng transforms into some fuxking awesome death truck, that would put it beyond perfect and into the undefinable

Okay so, something I want to mention that is bugging me. I just now got around to watching Fall Weather Friends. In it, Dash was the first one to cheat, on both occasions even. So why then was it that at the end, Applejack was the one doing all the apologizing? Celestia even looked right at her. Was not the lesson supposed to be something like cheating=bad? It just seems like Dash got off scott free more or less, like it didn't even matter that she fucked over both competitions.

I'm sorry but something there seems of measure.

>>23099873
Celestia just talked another dumbass human into killing itself. HAHAHAHA. she does this on a weekly basis for lulz

>>23100181

It does

Now I'm goign to spot posting 40k stuff before it ruisn the thread

We've had our fun guys... now lets stop

>>23100182
doesn't really matter who started what, they both treaded into the scary place

>>23100182

I agree. It's the only thing I didn't like about the episode.

>>23100143
Luna? POST IT NAO

>>23100198
awesome, and yeah, you're right, back to mlp stuff

>>23100163
>Shoot Zapp Gun in one of Pinkie's Parties.
>Snotlings popping out of cakes and muffins.

>>23100182

Dash has a liscence to be a jerk

She uses her huge weather pony salary to pay for it

>>23100164
I've only drawn Luna once. I think I need her to come back to the show so that we can actually learn something about her personality before I attempt drawing her again. I decided to take a request in a fit of massive sleepy last night, but ended up pissing off and going to bed before finishing it.

>>23100170
Yes, this is the Gilda and Trixie request. Were you the requester, or were you just around last night when I took it?

>>23100012
inB4 Spikes comes back with few friends.

WHERE IS YOUR MORK, NOW?

>>23100221
I see, derpy be missing the other hoof every few times

>>23100175
yes warboss right away wa-

uh boss. the big white ponie with the wings and horn is looking at us angerly and it's horn is glowing real bri

>>23100198
>Stop posting 40k in a pony thread
Not until I get to see the main cast as a Dark Heresy party and get to see Celestia as their Inquisitor. Pinkie Pie the tech priest shall be mine.

does this count as shipping?

In b4 "what the fuck is a rainbow party"

before I go to bed, I wanted to know if any fellow draw ponies could help me out here. this is just a little pic of a project I'm working on right now, and I need to know what to fix with twilight. I'm thinking her face and her tail, but I'm not sure how. Any suggestions?

>>23100239
and thats how princess celestia ending the ork invasion.

>>23100229
I'm surprised I missed one of your art. Could you post it please?

>>23100236

WE DON' NEED NO STINKEN MORK

WE GO' US GORK

AN' WE GO' ROKKAZ

WOT YEW GO' 'EN, YA GOIAN' QUEER SQUIG

>>23100229

>Were you the requester

Yep, that would be me! Thanks again man for doing it!

>>23100243

>Pinkie Pie the techpriest

I requested this around the time of episode 3 on /tg/

It is yours to enjoy as you please

It isnt Pinkie.. but it's still poni

>>23100207
Haha, sorry. I should have attached it when I answered that she was missing. I don't know why it makes me feel terrible to post my art more than the one time after I finish it. /derp

Hm. Duplicate file error. Apparently she is floating around in one of the threads somewhere.

>>23100239
>>23100243
Pretty sure Princess Celestia has a strict control on grimdark in Eqestria.

As someone who has recently checked out this show I have a question:

Are the ponies realistically sized or are they the size of a dog or cat? I ask because whenever you see fan art of a pony with a human they are dog-sized. Even in this thread I see them with birds and they are dog-sized instead of horse-sized.

>>23100289

General consensus is that they're the size of labradors

So if you'll excuse me I'll be in my lab

>>23100239
BRING OUT DA GARGANTS, WE'Z IN FOR A REAL FOIGHT NOW.

>>23100243
>Pinkie Pie the tech priest
FUND IT
FUND IT NOW!!!!

Ahem. Back to ponies.
I'm sure all of you bronies have thought at least once of some OC pony. Do share your creations.

Mine would probably be a very lazy pegasus pony who sleeps alot. His cutie mark would be a couple of Z's
That's all I got.

>>23100273
Oh good, I was hoping you'd be around! Trixie was being the difficult one out of them, but I'll start ignoring the thread more and get it done soon, I hope.

>>23100301

I already posted this

>>23100276

Isnt that enough?

>>23100267

>>23100308

I am so using this image all the time forever

>>23100250
would rather see Celestia

>>23100308
>You were delivering mail and ended up on the 9th plane of torment?

This thread reminds me of the time my friend tried to teach me how to play 40k. He offered to lend me an army to use, but considering how much time and detail he put into his miniatures, I didn't want to. Knowing me, I'd break something and feel terrible about it. So instead I brought a box of some old toys and we gave them all appropriate attributes and such. I ended up winning by sheer dumb luck, with my Pokemon tear-assing through his infantry, my Mewtwo and Charizard laying waste. I think he started getting mad around the time I had the Mach 5, driven by the Red Ranger, destroy his big spikey tank thing. And then I managed to get Voltron on the field and everything just went nuts from there.

I still don't know how to play, I don't get the rules at all. Maybe I can get him to teach me again, but this time I'll bring ponies instead of old toys. Twilight's hot air balloon can be my main infantry vehicle, or whatever the hell you're supposed to have out there I dunno

>>23100276
You are awesome, have a (poorly made) Inquisitor Pinkie Pie.

>>23100303

>Trixie was being the difficult one out of them

Really? It looked like you were having some problems with Gilda last night, but I guess you got her down huh? Good stuff!

>I'll start ignoring the thread more and get it done soon, I hope.

Bro, take your time man, no rush. I'm thankful you are doing it in the first place, haha!

>>23100301

Yes, I have. But not crazy "Dash's big brother who just came back from fighting dragons and Rarity has a crush on him because he's just that awesome and manly." Just little side ponies here and there, some who could fit into the universe with a simple explanation of "We haven't seen them before because they've never been to that restaurant in Ponyville before."

>>23100345

Ponies are tourney legal yknow

>>23100299
fuck you I'M A DRAGON!

>>23100317

ORK CHE'LIST

ROIGH' DEN

IZ IT DAKKA?
CAN YA PU' MOA DAKKA ON IT?
SQUIGSHIT YA CAN ALWAYS PUT MOA DAKKA ON IT
NOWZ YA DED, NEXT GIT IN LOINE
IZ IT ROKKIN?
CAN YA MAKE IT MOA ROKKIN?
SQUIGSHIT YA CAN ALWAYS MAKE IT MOA ROKKIN
NOWZ YA DED, NEXT GIT IN LOINE
IZ IT DED 'ARD?
YEA?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>23100250

>>23100366

Working on twilight next

>>23100301
I came up with Trader Jack, a grown pony who still hasn't earned his cutie mark. His thing is that he's pretty good at just about anything, but not really the best there is. He's supposed to personify the phrase "jack of all trades, master of none".

I guess that's kind of obvious from the name.

/co/, why the fuck did I just move almost 300MB of pony related junk into a folder of its own? What have you done to me?!

>>23100303
Is this it? It's probably just me, but Luna is looking kind of plump.
>>23097877

>>23100401

we have freed you from the prison that your mind constructed.

>>23100401
The same thing we'll keep doing until you have a partition named "PONY:/"

>>23100401

>He still doesnt have his pony material meticulously organized into its own system of sub folders

It gets to the point that... when I save/use a NOn pony related image... I end up blinking in confusion at my pony folder before realising I have to go SOMEWHERE ELSE

>>23100403

>Luna is looking kind of plump

I'd spank the hell out of her plump ass.

>>23100276
>Have a 40k folder
>Have a pony folder
>Not quite sure what to do

Oh well, I'll just put it in both.

Template Pony here.

Use it wisely, bronies.

>>23100401
ahmigawd like ur obsessed with a little girls cartoon dude ur so warped and bizarre now. there no redemption for u might as well get a legal name change and start anew in a different country cuz this changes everything about u as a person straight down to the very core rofl

The Great and Powerful Trixie story...

Part 1:

Contains implied gore, mild shipping.

https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1wFuWCvrhWUvT_8jPclcctSdnHnN35wapRqy_5ZHt130

Part 2:

Contains more implied gore, hallucinations, etc

https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1VuLB-FUVFUE_mIBPHscXHSlf9ymdb6P_AymfDH3-qfk

Part 3:

Contains probably more things I'll get called out on, but hopefully only for arguments about how stuff on the show works. Also the Great and Powerful Trixie.

Also the last one

https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1XQ9eH603oSLHR5TNogUUTu9cLbOjM7s6oLoilCZLypI

Anywho, that's the end of that series. I did my best to improve my grammar and etc a bit... will keep at it.

See you bros later, keep bein' awesome!

See spoiler for image of Trix again, sorry I never got Dusty's pic done today.

>>23099598
I daww so hard whenever I see her. My fav pony too.

>>23100423

>spanking dat Luna

That calls for immediate discussion

Opening a new topic entitled: Which pony is the most spankable

All in favor of Twilight Sparkle?

>>23100364
Haha oh man. Turkey gilda was just me being an idiot, not a legit attempt to draw her. I was expecting to have problems with gilda, so I spent some time beforehand drawing some turnarounds of her head/then drawing her face with various expressions/a couple of rough sketches of her body to warm up for it.

>>23100403
Oh yes, thats it! That luna got a bit more... less fim-ified, haha. She and celestia have such different body types that I let myself and Luna go a bit.

>>23100256

no one?

>>23100289
Fanartists don't pay attention. The ponies tend to be realistically sized in the show compared to other animals. (dogs, cows, even rabbits)

I just stick most of mine in my Other folder, although I should really add a Cupcakes subfolder to that. I have one or two images in in my Awesome Stuff folder, and one image in my Workspace that I plan on doing some work on sometime this evening.

>>23100407
Then I must thank you I suppose. This strange fandom also introduced me to /co/, pretty awesome board.
>>23100410
This folder has more freaking pictures than half my other folders! Good thing I got a new hard drive I guess. Still doesnt have a name.
>>23100421
I need to do that soon, Im actually looking for a specific picture that has a personification of Zecora. I do however have the main cast ponies as characters on Soul Calibur 4 now XD

>>23100494

> I do however have the main cast ponies as characters on Soul Calibur 4 now

Fuck you. Now I need to do this.

Hey bro, it's better 'n what I can do, I can tell you that much.

The snout to eyes ratio seems a little too even though. They have HUUUUUUUGE eyes and itty bitty muzzles.
That's all my untrained eye can see.

>>23100514

Oops, forgot to link post.

>>23100256

how do you organize pony folder mine is out of control now i cant find shit

>>23100301
I've had a few ideas:

-Hops and Shnapps
Hops is a male earth-pony who brews Fine Philly Ale, a microbrew beer with a cult following across Equestria. He's very sensible and hardworking, if a little shy.
Shnapps, his fraternal twin, is much more outgoing and talkative than Hops. He runs the business side of the brewery, and also was the founder of the rowdy, but good-natured bar at the edge of Ponyville.

Shnapps and Hops take turns manning the bar and tending to the customers, and their establishment enjoys a steady stream of happy, singing drunks most every night.

>>23100511
Its fuckin hilarious to kick people's ass online with Pinkie Pie or any of them for that matter. They get so pissed and I've actually gotten a few people rage-mailing me XD

>>23100545
Why does that sound like pony versions of Sable and Mable, from Animal Crossing, but with alcohol instead of sewing?

>>23100466

Applejack, who we have to assume is either fully or near fully grown, can ride on the back of a cow and it much smaller than it. Dog sized seems right to me.

>>23100513
>Its applebucking season.
>Cocks shotgun.

>>23100458
Fluttershy

>>23100567
oh shit, it kind of does.

I never even thought about it that way.
well fuck me.

>>23100591

i think we can all agree that fluttershy has the best ass

>>23100591

>>23100631
>>23100625
>>23100619
>>23100591
>>23100458
even if we can't all agree, I think we should change subjects.
please.

>>23100625
Thats not lyra OR bon bon.

Confound these ponies

They make my folders organized

So, which humanized Pony would you want to kiss?

>>23100682
>derpy gets her own folder

>>23100703

totally Pinkie Pie.

I can't kiss Derpy because she's my little adorable sister

>>23099901
Needs a third 1 with a crying Trixie and Twilight with her head over her giving Trixie a sort of hug with her neck.

>>23100682
put up rs of you folder i need it

>>23100754

oh I'm going to hate having to say this but What is an rs?

I am tremendously incompetent when it comes to computers and internet lingo. It took my ex 3 hours to explain to me over chat how to hack into an eyetoy webcam to make it work.

I tried to delete system 32 (thankfully I suck to much to figure it out completely)

I dont even really have an email address outside of my university one.

So rather than mock me, perhaps you could just explain it eh?

>>23100703
Fluttershy, I would try my best to bring her out of her shell.

>>23100703
Twilight. Also who does /co/ pair with her by the way?

>>23100820

Although not many people Actively pair her... the general consensus is that she is readily pairable with any other pony

She's the focal point of the group. A leader. A wise mentor

Other ponies can come to her for advice

It's the easiest ship of all

>>23100820
almost everyone hates twilight she is worst pony

>>23100703
Dash or Applejack because I have a thing for tomboys.

>>23100820

Celestia, of course.

>>23100802
rs:
Rapidshare

It's okay, we don't mock fellow bronies. Light ribbing now and then, but the mocking is usually saved for haters.

>>23100820

Celestia.

>>23100453
Well... I liked it?

A big thing I worried about after the first chapter was "She acts nothing like Trixie!" but severe trauma like she went through does tend to change a person, so I stuck it out. And then it turned out you were using that on purpose, so it worked out alright, I suppose. My biggest complaint would probably be that Trix really does act NOTHING like Trixie, and it's difficult to see how the two came from each other. I might've thrown in a mannerism or two that Trix had kept, just to smooth out the transition.
I'm also not a big fan of 'Equestrian Wars' in the background, due to the whole... idealism thing, wherein the world appears to be otherwise running off canon (hard to put into words here), but that's just my personal opinion, and again you made that actually relevant to the story, particularly in the endgame.

Good points: I felt Dusty was a pretty well done OC. He didn't steal the show, but he did have his own background and purpose. Also, I thought Trixie's last hurrah was pretty good.
Seems silly that the elements of harmony harmony oh love would be brought out so easily, especially twice in one sitting, but it's how Trixie would've wanted to go out.

For all my complaints about her, Trix did make me d'awww a lot, and I enjoyed both her and the story. Hope to see more from you.

>>23100703
No Luna?

Why is there no Luna there?

>>23100841

She's making fun of aj from what happened in apple buck season right?

>>23100703
Pinkie. Sugary kisses are the best.

>>23100839

DON'T TALK SHIT 'BOUT MAI WAIFU!
she's adorable ;_;

>>23100703
I would probably just opt to implode with joy.

>>23100802
rs is short for rapidshare, a file sharing program that people here commonly use. It doesn't always have to be rapidshare, you can use mediafire of megaupload, or anything really. It's just more common to say rs or rapidshare, kind of like how people say kleenex instead of just tissue.

>>23099638

Nazis are not microwave-safe.

>>23100864

>Pinkie. Cocaine kisses are the best.

fixed

>>23099246
...So, theoretically speaking, would this mean that as a human, I could stay up at night and make sure Luna doesn't go batshit insane from being ignored by everyone else?

>>23100625
it's dangerous to go down that road
your suggestions wil make Vincent's fap folder EXPLODE

>>23100862
because luna doesn't get kisses ;_;

>>23100839
Just pretend I saved and used cryingTwilight.gif instead, okay?

>>23100849

Another confession I have never successfully used rapidshare

I use Internet Explorer. I have never successfully unzipped a file. It's never really bothered me because, in essence, I dont download anything (I dont listen to any music, and rarely watch films anymore)

I've Very occasionally tried to download things, but I usually just get a message pleasantly informing me that the computer needs to know what program created.. whatever it is I downloaded, and I, intimidated by this sudden development, run with my tail between my legs

So... yeah...

>>23100865
*brofist* Twilight ftw

>>23100862

Because I didn't write one for Luna or Celestia. If I had some good Humanized art of them, I would.

>>23100886
GodDAMMIT.
Luna's my favorite, too. ;_;

Someone needs to add a Luna to that pic, quickly!

>>23100899
=D

>>23100899
You could always write something, and then a Luna pic could be looked for?
Seems like it would be better than nothing, I mean.

I don't care what you do with Celestia, though, but I suppose others would want to have something with that.

>>23100893
Don't take offense to this, but how old are you? You honestly give me the vibes of someone from an older generation with little or no exposure to computers until adulthood.

Alright. I have a huge ass fic that I wrote that I might be posting soon. Question: What's the best way to post it?

i thought you fags said luna doesnt speak at all but i just watch first ep and she does talk

luna is my favorite i will fap so hard when she comes back

>>23100893

Luna.. Is that you? °_°

>>23100884
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE
TAKE THIS - AND PLEASE TEND TO YOUR BONE

>>23100899

>>23100913
So, guessing there'll be a Celestia pic now, as well?

>>23100930
whats it about

>>23100925

I'm 22

I grew up playing King's Quest/Quest for glory on my Dad's old PC (the latter taught me to write)

I suppose in my case I just never had any experience with the internet until my late teens (poor family)

>>23100930
People seem to be compiling the fics into images lately.

>>23100972
It's kind of weird.

I suppose it could be counted as Spike x Rarity at it's core.

>>23100899
Hey dude, you still here?

>>23100993
>rarity
you better fukkin post that shit right now

>>23100959

I'd sorta prefer one that isn't so... suggestive. But I won't deny it's quality.

>>23100913

That's perfect. Grand and majestic, just like she should be.

>>23100997

I'm back now.

>>23100993
That sounds nice.

...however, ever since I read that fanfiction where it turned out Twilight Sparkles is a mentally ill single mother and criminally neglecting her child, AND that Rarity was molesting Spike, I've cooled off of that pairing.
...I like SpikeBloom instead.

>>23100930
Screenshots of pages.

>>23101032
>cooled off on that pairing
>only canon pairing.

>>23101032
where did you read this lol

>>23101022
...So, Celestia pic, or something?

>>23100978

But enough talking about myself... I probably should have asked before.

Is there a guide to, well, using rapidshare (or whatever?)

I could finally try and dip my toe into the deep end and have a crack at it eh?

>>23101067
its supereasy to use - just look and click

Celestia would drape her arms over your shoulders, meeting you eye to eye with that knowing smile. She would pull you close, kissing you warmly as you held eachother.

>>23101032

I want read that fic.

Also, I'm for SPikebloom also.

Or better, for SpikegetrapedbyalltheCutieCrusaders.

>>23101046
...that pairing is as canonical as Rarity marrying Celestia's nephew. As in, one-sided as HELL.
>>23101055
I have it somewhere on my laptop, hang on.

>>23101109
Yes but it's still the only one even hinted at. And celestia's nephew was pretty much a figment of Rarity's imagination. Unless Luna's been VERY busy.

i just remembered one of the reasons aj wanted to go to canterlot was to sell apples and buy granny a new hip

aj got a ticket BUT GRANNY SMITH NEVER GOT A NEW HIP SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS

>>23101150
Didn't sell enough apples, obviously.

>>23101022
Thanks, I seriously JUST found that pic on a totally unrelated thread, lucky me!

>>23101150

They haven't gone yet. Huge events like the Grand Galloping Gala are planned months or even a year in advance. They're going to be there, it just hasn't happened yet.

>>23101084
Try again, but with more detail about what that kiss is LIKE.

>>23101109
This is it.

>>23101079

Well I'll give it a spin, but before I do I'll clean up the folders a tad (ie: delete things like low res doubles of hi res images I already have and have just been too lazy to get rid of)

I've been meaning to do it for quite some time

>>23101046
:V

>>23101173

Maybe later. Some namepony (Snarky Bastard I think) wrote a whole bunch of fluff pieces based on each other those. If the archive was up I'd point you in the right direction. Now if only I could get a Human Luna pic that isn't her being molested by Celestia (Molestia?)

>>23101150

like Rarity never get married with his dream stallion and Rainbow Dash don't joined the Thunderbolts.

There's only the dreams of the girls, not the reality. AJ probably sell some apples but don't get rich or anymore, just make some money. Rarity meets some handsome guys but don't really liked anyone of them, ecc.
someone can write a fic about the Gala... Like one when Fluttershy know some kind gardener, Pinkie eat the cake for the Princess, ruins the party but then makes another cake and start a better party, Rainbow Dash meets the Thunderbolts and learn something about humilty and Rarity finish drunked and get fucked by the royal guards

>>23101224
Meant to quote
>>23101022

>>23101235
XD Molestia, laughed so hard at that!!

captcha: MLPs extropeo

tried to emulate noel's style because I am the jelliest

more requests?

>>23101171

maybe it be the final episode and after one awesome party, everyone gets his dream comes true.

and Twilight has revelead to are the Princess daughter

>>23101109

>Celestia's Nephew

I wonder if an actual scene with him and Rarity would pander out like that hypothetical posted yesterday.

Yknow, the one where he acted like a jerk to her while you were watching them off to the side

Every brony became a white knight

>>23101251

>>23101252
Luna playing with the cutie mark crusaders

>>23101252

Angel and scootaloo laughing at applebloom

>>23101235
OK, man, I'm slow today, but we've got an archive now?

why is rarity making dresses for everypony next ep does it say? it could be for ggg

>>23101311

why does that pic make rarity look like an amputee?

>>23101252
luna surfing

>>23101323
Her hooves are flat, like in the show.

>>23101323
Because her hooves are covered. You don't cover the hooves, silly, you have to walk on those!

>>23101311
on the hub they are playing this commercial for the next ep it shows the party they are going to

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-6EdqCaLEU

>>23100861

Thank you for the feedback.

Yeah I probably should have tried to pick out a couple of mannerisms to maintain for Trix. A lot of it revolved around the concept that the Great and Powerful Trixie was more the facade she used for performing, but it would have helped it looking back.

Yeah the war thing I wasn't sure about right away, but, and I may have ended up leaving this out, but orginally it was a war that primarily happened on the outskirts of equestria, so it could be somewhat outside the normal show continuity and not interfere too much.

It is a big leap though I admit.

Yeah I kicked myself at the end when I realised how it was going to go. I actually tried three endings before it came out sounding right... Trixie really needed the right last feat y'know?

Thank you again!

Will be delving into OC territory next probably... anti-ponies and all. We'll see how we go.

>>23101323
She's anthroing it up and her legs are up in a non-pony fashion. Your mind associates her legs with arms - welp, no hands! Thus, amputee.

>>23101351
Oh you.
Oh well, not like I haven't seen horses fucking in real life. Now if you want something interesting watch Alpaca fucking, they make the worst god damn sounds ever.

>>23101369
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmTdTKFQAGk

well that took 10 seconds on google.

>>23101395
It sounds like its trying to imitate a moped engine or something.

is there any rarityxpinkie storys out there this is my favorite ponys i dont think i have seen any yet

>>23101411
It's even funnier in real life

I noticed this thread wasn't on the first page. what.

Also, all downloads from megaupload give me a codec error when I try to play them on WMP. Any help /co/mrades?

>>23101443
Download CCCP and play in MPC

>>23101413

obvious shoop is obvious.

>>23101477
normally i ignore humanizations buth HOLY GOD DAMN THAT IS GOOD.

>>23101491
>by csimadmax
was there ever any doubt?

>>23100703
>>23100703
someone should update that pinkie pic

>>23101464
>>23101413

I dont see any differance

>>23101454

>whyboner.jpg

Luna would lean her head on your shoulder as you both stared at the night sky. She would look up at you, eyes misty with tears of joy, then reach up and kiss you. She would straddle your lap as your lips continued to meet. Without thinking, the gravity would pull you both down, Luna on top of you, still kissing you deeply.

>>23101539
nice fail quoting newfoal

lolololol

>>23101553

Nice quoting newfoal lol

>>23101539
>different size (according to pixel count)
No, they are not the same.

Thanks to whomever posted that Humanized Luna pic. It's adorable.

>>23100703

And now the updating version. Enjoy.

>>23101564
I posted the original for him
He then took off a single row of pixels to get past the duplicate file shit
I then deleted the original

>>23101588
i dont care for that rarity,twilight and dash pics i think there is better

>>23101603

When did you guys suddenly lose all ability to add punctuation into your sentences?

>>23101613
i dunno

i just tried to organize pony folder but there is too much so i gave up there is nothing i can do now

if there is 2 main ponys in the same pic I DONT KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT

>>23101613
sometimes it's just fun to type like you're a poor farmer in southeast asia

>>23101630
"group"

>>23101630

I spent almost 2 hours organizing my shit in december, it was worth it.

>>23101613
its 5am and i have been up all night looking at ponys also i am bad at grammour anyways

>>23101630
1. Make a folder called "couples" or "group shots".
2. Dump all 2-character pics inside.
3. Make sub-folders for more prominent couples.

Also, does anyone know how long toys typically last at McDonald's? I don't get money until next month, and the toys are $2 each here in Florida.

has anyone bought this toy set is it any good? it looks pretty lame to me but its got pinkie and i need everything pinkie

>>23101669
It's got pink haired rarity but whatever, pinkie looks pretty on model.

>>23101523
Oh god, Luna.
Best one!

>>23101588
...Saved.

>>23101669
I really want that fucking Sweetie Belle

>>23101682
thats not rarity you fag