Was wondering what happened to that last thread. Did we come to a consensus that shipping sucks and doesn't contribute anything to really discuss?

HE FIRST MLP DRAWFRIEND/WRITEFRIEND FRIENDOFF

Monday's finally here. We have no idea how this will turn out. We lost track of interest after the first couple dozen contributors. This could be a banner day for fan material. It could be a fizzle. Either way, some of us are interested in collecting and compiling material. Including the following information would be very helpful to us.

ENTRY: Just say it's for the friendoff in your message. Lots of fan material gets posted every day, some new, old. Saying it's for the friendoff will help make sure we won't miss you.

TITLE: Please consider adding a title. If you've looked up stuff at, say, the Equestria Daily blog, you'll know it's hard to find something if it hasn't got a title. If you struggle with titles, even a one or two word description of the subject would be helpful. e.g. "Pinkie #11, B&W" If you're contributing more then one piece, the 1/n numbering system is also nice.

NAME: Feel comfortable with posting as anonymous. Trips are also good. If you are or considering contributing regularly, a tripcode is a very useful feature.

CREDIT: Simply posting your contribution will be the highest form of flattery to whomever inspired you. But consider stating who made the original contribution. If you don't know, that's OK. Just don't guess, that would probably be confusing.

Expect stuff to be posted over the next 24 hours. We won't know how it turned out until Tuesday. While you're looking at and reading the contributions of others, think about if this is something we want to do again.

Please repost this message near the beginning of new generals, so all can see.

Oh balls I hope I'm not too late for the friendoff.

~~~~~


Big Macintosh was in a hurry.
His hooves slammed into the dirt floor of the Evergreen Forest, the saddlebags bouncing against his large, toned form as he ran. Every once in a while, he would look up through the trees to see if the moon was out yet, but each time, he only saw it partially hidden behind clouds. He was meeting his secret love again, that night. They had been meeting each other for a month now, and he wanted to show her something special to remember the occasion. He had gone through hell and back to get her gift…nothing materialistic, but one he hoped she would always remember and cherish.
Big Macintosh stopped, his hooves mere inches from the lakebed. He glanced out toward the waterfall and moss-covered rock. A gust of the cold night air blew against his crimson fur, and the massive pony shivered. He turned his head around, grabbing his saddlebags between his teeth and setting them down on the ground beside him.
It was nearly time. He looked up at the sky, the dark clouds still blocking the view of the moon. He sat down by the lake, his orange hair blowing gently in the cold breeze as he waited. He had told her the time to be there, and yet, he couldn’t see her anywhere. The big pony huffed in frustration, using his moment alone to catch his breath from running.
“Horse apples…where is she?” Big Macintosh muttered to himself. His bright, apple-green eyes scanned the forest around him. “She’s going to be late—”
He had barely made out the word “again” before he felt the sudden tingle of magic around him. Before he could react, he saw a long, glowing rope wrap itself all around his legs and torso. Tighter and tighter it wrapped, leaving only his head visible, the rest of his body completely encased in the magic binding.

>Filly Dee Williams
>Filly

C'mon now. That doesn't work.

Lets discuss the disappearance of railgunner.

>>23094289

Celestia loves no-one. she is female, equestrian Caligula.

Ok subject of this thread: how do you less than sane bronies justify your shipping? not a troll just frustrated with this shitty fanbase

This is my last entry to the friendoff.

You will not thank me for this.

>>23094298 cont'd

From between the trees, there, he finally saw her. Even in the most uncomfortable of positions, he couldn’t help but stop squirming around to admire just how beautiful her blue coat and sparkling, sky-blue mane looked under the glow of the moon. Her shimmering, deep purple eyes looked up at him, a triumphant little smirk on her lips.
Big Macintosh sighed. “Trixie, do you have to do this EVERY time?” he asked her.
“I think it’s funny so…yes,” she giggled playfully, leaning up against him. Big Macintosh rolled his eyes, but seeing her so delighted to see him, he couldn’t help but smile. She got up on her rear legs, leaning up against him as she pulled her mate into a tender kiss. Big Macintosh savored these kisses; her dexterous tongue and sweet taste drove the stallion wild.
“Missed you, Macky,” she cooed in his ear, her tail swaying back and forth.
“Missed you too, Trix,” Big Macintosh replied, licking her blushing pink cheek. “Now, uh…can you let me out?”
She nodded, her horn giving a small purple glow as she got off him. He immediately felt the ropes around him loosen, before they fell to the ground around him. As he got up, stretching out his legs, Trixie trotted over to his saddlebags and stuck her muzzle under the flaps. “What’d you bring, hun?” she asked him.
“Just some food, and a blanked,” he said, walking up beside her. She lifted the cupcakes and pie from the right side of the bag with her magic, and from the left side, she took out the long, green blanket. She lifted it up with her teeth and tossed it over her back. It smelled just like her mate, making her squirm in delight.

Look, I'm a huge brony and everything, but why is everyone this obsessed?

>>23094330
Just for the record, this guy is actually a troll.

Here it is. Roughly one hour of work.

Also over 9000 hours in MS Paint

and im done, c yall someday (this week i hope)

also the medalion is shaped wif the red dragon and fabulous sea serpent

>>23094339 cont'd

Big Macintosh sat by the edge of the lake, watching Trixie examine the contents of his bags before calling her over. The filly quickly trotted over, a small spring in her step. What a huge turnaround, he thought, compared to when he had first met her. She had snuck into the barn for shelter during a storm, and when he discovered her, he did his best to make her comfortable. But she was acting smug and full of herself at the time, even talking in third person, much to his annoyance. And by the time the storm had ended and it was time for her to go, the two ponies had fallen in love. They had been meeting in secret since; Big Macintosh had heard from his sister Applejack about how Trixie had treated her and her friends, and he knew she wouldn’t approve. But he was determined to tell her, sooner or later.
“Whatcha thinking about, Mackie?” Trixie said with a nudge against him, interrupting his flashback.
“Hmm?” Big Macintosh looked down at her. “Oh, nothing…” He nuzzles against her, motioning for her too look up at the sky.
As she did, the clouds slowly parted, completely revealing the full moon. Trixie gasped, eyes growing wide. The view of the moon from the lake was something magical. “Wow, Macky…” she whispered, breathlessly. “It’s so…”
Big Macintosh shushed her grinning. “Keep watching,” he murmured.
Trixie eyed him curiously before nodding, her eyes once again turning up to the sky. The dark clouds soon completely vanished from the sky, leaving only the stars sparkling down from the heavens. That was when she saw what Big Macintosh wanted her to see. Just under the moon, in the sparkling trail of blue stardust, was her name. Her hooves went over her muzzle, eyes wider than a wagon’s wheel.

>>23094315

he was absucted by ALLLLLIIIIEEEENNNNNS!!!

>>23094365 cont'd

“What do you think?” Big Macintosh asked. “I had to go through a lot of effort to talk Luna into doing this tonight…”
Trixie stared at him. “You…you got the princess to do this…for me…?”
Big Macintosh beamed. “Yup.”
Trixie’s bit her lip, her eyes welling up with tears. “Nobody’s ever…” she started to say, but she couldn’t finish with words. The two looked into each other’s eyes before they leaned together into a tender, passionate kiss. Her tail coiled itself around his, the two lovers keeping each other warm and secure in that beautiful starlit night.

>Done. Hope you all like. :3

>>23094360
awesome

>>23094352
No actually im NOT trolling just because I find shipping sad. not everyone that disagrees with you is a troll.

>>23094370

NOT ALIENS

>>23094321
i'm gonna feel really dirty when i'm done writing that.
i've already got it mapped out

>>23094385
..meh.

A coloring for Kloudmutt... even though someone did already. I just got finished with my version. Hope you like as well.

>>23094321
"AS MY NEXT ACT AS RULER I SHALL APPOINT MY HORSE TO THE SENATE."
"... which one?"
"GUARDS HAVE THAT PONY ARRESTED FOR QUESTIONING ME."

>>23094399
ALIENS!

>>23094360

I didn't request this, but fuck yeah! Looks great!

>>23094315

Pretty sure he's just working on commissions.

>>23094396
>implying not a troll

>>23094396
Opinions

>>23094353
Oh, hey, Lucid, I finally got why you were angry the other day. Wanted to apologize for stepping on your toes like that.

>>23094396
Shut up.
Also, /r/ing the New vegas/Drepy fic.

I hate getting to these poni threads late at night. I always miss awesome stuff.

I got one idea for a fic last night from an anon- yet to start on it. Basically I NEED IDEAS. So if you have anything you want to see written in the next week, lemme know.

also no, I will not write shipping. or porn. we're saturated with that already and I'm not good at it.

>>23094396
Third poster here, not the same as this guy, but yeah, I'm just plain sick of shipping.

Worst thing is, it's about the same in every fandom, with varying levels of immaturity and general faggotry.

>>23094438

>>23094396

Fine. You don't like shipping, I don't like shipping. But you're not coming off any different than the "stop liking what I don't like trolls."

>>23094352
>question why a part of the fanbase likes what they like
>lol troll

i thought we were over this?

Colt 45 and two zigzags

And baby that's all we need

>>23094441
where is her ear?

>>23094353

Awesome Stuff Lucid! Can't wait for more!

>>23094410
awesome you beat me

>>23094337
You're drunk, aren't you? I lol'd

>>23094483

See, I asked myself that when I was coloring it. It looks like hair, not an ear. So I colored it that way.

i dunno man

>>23094330
>>23094396
Let me ask YOU a question: What do you want from the rest of us? In short, why are you here?

I'm not being confrontational about it, nor implying that you should leave. I'm asking what it is that you want to discuss with a largely adult male audience regarding a television show aimed primarily at young girls.

If your objection to shipping was based on it detracting from some other type of discussion you'd rather be having, then that would be a start. But what is that specifically?

>>23094464

You seem to have missed the part where he called this fanbase shitty.

Opinions.

>>23094457
I realize that I may come across like that however I would rather be a vocal minority than a silent one. If anti shippers dont say anything then we are doomed to have to endure this garbage.

>>23094441
Write about a normal day in the garden with Fluttershy and all the scares she must endure everyday.

>>23094464

But he didn't really question anything.

And who are you to bitch about what other people write about anyway?

>>23094385

Well, it's not porn, and it is well written, so it's already better than most. Good job. for a furry

>>23094504
its ok man i forgive you.

>>23094503
Maybe a little.

Hey guys, can I be an honorary pony, too?

>>23094509
its bordering as bad as invader zim and sonic and its simply fact that they are shit.

>>23094512

That's the same thing anitponyfags say about MLP threads.

-sigh- Of COURSE today was the day I pick to not look at /co/ and focus on the fanfic I'm writing. OF COURSE this is the day of the draw/writefriend-off.

By the way, the request is comming, I went with Pinky Pie, I hope you like it. I've never written anything...

>>23094453
Thanks!

>>23094541
no, epona has more right to be a pony then that.

you're a Dog dude.

>>23094541

You're a legendary DOG, nigga.

>>23094453
Bwah! This is great!
Haven't finished that game yet. Slowpokan.

>>23094330
Because I haven't found another thing to reply to . . .

Shipping, how do I justify it? Romance is cute. Romance between ponies is often cute. Also, it's something to talk about as it involves discussing their personalities in depth. In small doses, shipping is fine.

I'll go ahead and drop a non-shipping subject and see if it gains traction.

So, for the world at large, we know there is a Princess at the head. There appears to be a mayor in charge of Ponyville. How do you think the system of government works for their world? Are there dukes, earls, and so on, like a feudal system, or perhaps it's a democratic republic with a monarch-goddess at the head?

Things to observe: Twilight seems to have a lot of sway on the city at large and does official duties for Princess Celestia (possibly holds some form of official rank under the princess?)

Mayor Mare sucks at her job and appearently only has a skill giving speeches (just like real politics!)

Despite being the obvious monarch, Princess Celestia insists on remaining a princess (thanks, Hasbro

Don't like shipping? fine ignore
>how can I ignore something that gets posted everywhere?
hide posts

Shipping makes new content, content is what keeps these threads alive.
Instead of complaining about content you don't like, make new content about stuff you do.

The more content, the better the 24/7 flow goes.

I've seen new contributors get scared away by whiny people.

/discussion

Now post some fucking ponies

>>23094543

>invader zim
>sonic

obvious troll is getting more obvious by the minute

>>23094422
>>23094243

>>23094541
Get some effing hooves first!

But if you promise to not bitch about how some folks choose to express their enjoyment of the show, you're welcome here.

>>23094517

Got it.

Voting that we hold a Drawfriend/Writefriend Friend Off on the last day of every month.

>>23094559
Yeah, i made that request!

Thanks!

>>23094337

I lol'd, i hope you do more trixie fics in the future.

>>23094353
Bro, that story sounds awesome. I give you praise.

>>23094353

so awesome

>>23094507
I see this picture and I always imagine Applebloom trying to become Zecora's apprentice, so she can learn magic and be more independent like her friend Zecora.
Why is the idea of apprentice Applebloom so adorable?
Probably because everything Applebloom does is adorable.

OK
MORE SCENARIO TIME TO AT LEAST OFFER AN ALTERNATIVE TO SHIPPING

hrm, let's see

scientific advancement in equestria is slow but steady

however new gadgets or devices made always seem to have these weird extra handles and attachments, far too small for hooves to operate well

everyone is baffled by this mystery, it's like everyhting they develop was not designed for them. it's considered a minor annoyance and most ponies can get around it...

you, as a curious internal affairs investigator, are not satisfied with silly hand-waving explanations such as "it's just a popular asthetic" or "it's a subconcious cultural thing". there's a bigger answer here!

where do you start to crack down on this perplexing mystery?

>>23094551
Don't worry so much about dates and things. It's not like any of us are getting a prize. The deadline is just a motivational tool!

>>23094548
Well while I disagree with their message I must admit that I agree with them standing up for what they believe in.
>>23094580
you keep saying that it wont make it true. more importantly even if I WERE a troll why respond how long have you been on the internet? obviously not long enough to learn the basics.

>>23094548
Yes, exactly, I was gonna say the same thing.

You can talk against it all you want (I am not really a fan of all the shippin', either) - but unless you can help move the discussion somewhere more... accessible, then yer just gonna have to dealwithit.jpg.

>>23094591

How about now?

>>23094531
Dammit, now I want some applejack. Gotta remember to get some the next time I help organize a party.

ANYWAY.

In the last thread I mentioned how I had no pic to write a fic about for the Friend-Off in a rather Seussian manner. Someone suggested I write a whole fanfic in the style of Dr. Seuss. Would anyone be interested in seeing one starring Derpy?

>>23094633

You start asking questions around town and are arrested by Celestia for snooping.

Game over.

Continue? y/n

>>23094631
SHE DOES IT SO SHE CAN CONQUER THE WORLD AND CANNIBALISM EVERYONE

>>23094633
slave gnomes?

>>23094601
I like the idea. Sorry I didn't try drawing something for you or the other guy, but I haven't really gotten into fics.

By the way, I thought weeapony's Applebloom illustration had to do with ne of your fics?

>>23094592
Awesome! And I'll illustrate a scene it if it's good.

>>23094646

It's possible to respond to a troll without feeding a troll.

Is Flockdraw down for anyone else?

I've been trying to use the Casfire mod version of it but that hasn't been working the last few days.

>>23094655

what has science done

>>23094633

I submit that Equestria has Asguardian level science, which can only be interpreted by us as magic.

>>23094353
I had to finish up this doodle to express my excitement!

>>23094646
>if I WERE
lol, there's no "if"

>>23094507
is it so difficult to talk about the character development, speculation, how their world works, their economy, their family dynamic, and their flaws in a manner that is not sexual. THAT is all I want, just a healthy non creepy discussion about colorful ponies and the world in which they live., I dont want to hear about to ponies fucking who does? nor do I want to read anything about how they are all repressed sexually those things are simply off putting to a whole new level

>>23094653

I'd rather have a hundred shippers than one jackass who contributes nothing but bitching.

>>23094705

Apparently it's out of commission yeah.

Dunno for how long though.

>>23094749
yet you still persist. are you THAT much of a newfag?

We need more ponies for Dash's flying circus.

>>23094684
Just checking, but "other guy?"

>>23094435
Don't worry. I was actually venting as the understanding anon you talked to for a bit.

It's pretty hard keeping up with guys like Pacce and Nathan who piss entire fics every several hours (just kidding guys, I love ya).
Getting the admiration my beta did, along with a one-shot madmax comic, was a huge boost for my self-esteem.

But don't let me keep ya from writing whatever you want. If it's epic to you, that's all that matters, regardless of everyone's opinions.

>>23094337
>"You gotta fart super bad!"
HAHAHHA
I lost my shit right there

>>23094730
Do you mean Marvel Asgardian or Stargate Asgardian? Because if it's the latter, then it's exceedingly hard to clop to Princess Celestia in her true form

>>23094747

Look at what your careless hands have wrought.

Select your pistol, then select your horse.
Select your pistol, then select your horse.

>>23094751
Their economy is DnD-style, ain't it? All gold coins and stuff.
...and their families... Well, they're mostly missing, probably for the same reason most family is missing in Peanuts. Irrelevant to the plot.

>>23094793

what a fine choice of words.

>>23094778
lol, are you?

>>23094751

So is this your first day on 4chan or what?

Honestly. If not, you should know by now that this type of thing is inescapable here.

The type of discussion you're looking for can really only be found on other sites, that are either heavily moderated, or occupied by children.

>>23094577
>>23094751
Whelp . . . I hope you know what to do next.

>>23094796

Hey Bronies!
I just got my McDonalds MLP toys in today, and I was finally able to test out a little theory I had about Apple Jack. I have had a Marvel Legends Legendary Riders Series Logan for a long time, and he came with a hat. The one you see atop my Applejack toy in the attached pic. The fit is far from perfect, but it's good enough for me.

Anybody notice that nobody has a problem with it when drawfriends ship people? Luna sucking on Celestia's titties? Zecora watching Apple Bloom piss? All in good fun.

But in fanfiction? Oh no, now you've crossed a line.

>>23094385

Alternate Ending A:
And then they fucked all night long.

Alternate Ending B:
Trixie started to cry. "I have to confess - I'm still dating Luna!"
Big Macintosh couldn't believe it. He fainted on shock.
The letters in the sky quickly turned into "YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, WHORE".

Alternate Ending C:
Suddenly, Twilight Sparkle appeared.
"HA HA!" she chanted. "I upgraded my powers with SCIENCE and now will be the strongest unicorn ever!"
"GODDAMMIT GO AWAY" Trixie said before Twilight killed her with a blast of raw power through her chest. Twilight then stomped on the cupcakes.
"NOOOOOO," Big Macintosh said, "YOU IRREDEEMABLE BITCH"
Twilight then killed him too, and quickly absconded.
Karkat was never so scared in his life.

>>23094818
Should've posted this instead?

>>23094845
hey twilight!
is your fridge running?

Here's a pic from above to show the hole in her hat. I cat that myself to match the character model.

>>23094794

OH GOD I MEAN MARVEL.

MARVEL!

>>23094353
>self insert bullshit
>BUT IT'S SO WELL WRITTEN

GOD DAMNIT LUCID I HATE YOU FOR CONFUSING ME SO MUCH

AND IT ISN'T SHIPPING

AAUUUGHH

>>23094871

Who-- Who is this?

Spike? Is that you?

somebody tell me what "shipping" is?

>>23094796

My careless hands...

and here's a pic of Rainbow Dash kissing AJ at the request of my girlfriend. (even though Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie is the superior ship)

>>23094913
joining two characters in a relationSHIP

>>23094913

It's what happens when you have a package to send across long distances.

>>23094786
Lucid confirmed for ultimate brony

>read Stuck
>high-top Bates

Also confirmed for /k/ faggot.

>>23094913
Creating couples in fictional works.

>>23094913
A cheap way to send packages a long distance

"packages"

>>23094913

"relationshipping" Two or more characters paired up in a relationship in fan material.

>>23094874
>>23094849

Non of the McDonalds around where I live have Pinky Pie OR Rainbow Dash. Only Applejack and this Cherry Blossom whore I never heard of not that I'm complaining that much cause they both have green eyes :D

>>23094912

hey twilight! hey!

>>23094936
*translator's note: "packages" means penises

>>23094876
>mfw you will now forever imagine Celestia as a Stargate Asgardian

I'm such an ass

>>23094955

...but... why?

Time to study...

>>23094633
It seems that many things in Ponyville may have been left there by a previous culture of sentient beings, resembling primates in some way, and have simply been taken over and variously reappropriated by the current Pony inhabitants of Equestria...

Oh, My God. I'm back. I'm back home...All along, it was...We finally really did it... You MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! Oh, confound these ponies! CONFOUND THEM ALL TO HELL!

>>23094698
and here we see the fundamental flaw. I can persist all I want that Im not a Troll just like you can persist I iam and it accomplishes nothing. So I will let you continue to think what you want and go about my business

>>23094955
if messages are going to be sent, this needs to be finished

>>23094933
What... they're mad comfy.

So we're looking for non-shipping conversation material?
We saw Twilight tweak a bunch of parasprites to not eat food, what other crazy events could misusing her powers result in?

>>23095011

I think that's just about my favorite ponified copypasta.

>>23095013
SHUT THE FUCK UP LUCID
PLEASE WRITE MORE I LOVE YOU

FUCK, ARRGH

>>23094871
I'm not that individual that you know as Twilight, which shares the name of a popular film about vampires.

The reason why I am talking to you through the telephone is because I believe that you have stolen my face, and, like anyone whose face was stolen, I would like to have it back.

Saying that my face is of your property would be a lie, like the cake on the videogame portal.

I forgot the joke.

>>23094786
Thanks for that.
On a side note, I've come up with an ending idea. It's just the middle part that's going to be difficult. You know, everything between the title and the end. But I'll figure something out. Even if I need to storyboard it with stick figures.

>>23094992

dude that was awesome!

hey guys... check out this sweet combo someone pulled off in one of the "unconfirmed" threads.

>>23094992
Twilight! It's been three days now and you've done nothing but study. Don't you have any friends?

>>23094337

Why would you write something so raunchy about Trixie?! How dare you! HOW DARE YOU! It was pretty funny though man. Besides, it could have been a story about that picture of Fluttershy on the toilet. Oh lawd, very no!

source for my last pic, pic to follow shortly.

>>23095034
REALLY?

>>23094959
Everything is a penis, specially in /co/. A microphone, penis, a bottle, penis, a car, penis, but a cigar it's just a cigar.

>>23095068

FRIENDOFF I'm actually pretty proud of this.

>>23095094

Unless the cigar is not a pipe.

>>23095043
Whatever process works best. Hell, I tend to write out voice first then narrate around that.

>>23095033

GET A FUCKING NAME

>>23095094
nothing like a good cuban cigar

>>23095068
That one is my current favorite origin theory/story

This is the most writing I've done in a long time. Confound these ponies!

And here's the ending to my FRIENDOFF fiction. I might add to it at a later date, but for now it's just a two-shot. Hope you bronies enjoy it.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/12f_TffMP5iNL-dUpbv90B7_0wqayKPs9-yTj9RQUB10/edit?hl=en

> Dr. Weirdpony

Gentlepony, BEHOLD!

Not done, most of it down by the people behind the MLP:FiM - Flash Game, still some tweaking and such to do. Someone suggested making this back when I opened DerpyHooves.com

>>23095054
>">.>" "<.<"

STOP THAT

>>23094849
>>23094874
>>23094926

Awesome! Must find a Wolverine or something with a removable hat soon.

>>23095148

I totally fell in love with it the first time I read it. I just wish my artistic skills were up to the task...

>>23095055

Hmmm...

Oh hello Spike. I didn't hear you come in.

>>23095175
>MLP:FiM - Flash Game
wait, the one on the Hub's site, or some other Flash game?

>>23095055

I find it funny Dash has got the most different pairings.

Someone should do a story where dash is dateing pinkie pie, applejack and fluttershy and trying to make sure they never find out that she is seeing them all. Though considering how they are all friends with each other the secret wont last more then a day, two tops.

>>23095218
that's what you always say
i think spike might be to small

I just remembered that somebody requested this at like 8 o'clock this morning. He's probably long gone by now. Anyhow, here's the MLP/Deliverance fic on the off chance he's here.

>>23095233

There's an indie side scroller sandbox style flash game in creation.

>>23095239

Rainbow Dash seeing a bunch of girls at the same time even makes sense due to her selfish personality.

>>23095218
>>23095237

go out and catch some friends

>>23095239

>>23095239
Sounds like a bad sitcom episode where the main character has three dates at the same time and HILARITY ENSUES IN THIS WEEKS EPISODE OF MY LITTLE PONY!

>>23095253

>MLP/Deliverance
>Deliverance

I'm not sure I want to go near that one.

>>23095239

I think we all know how that's going to end.

>>23095289
I'm not gona lie.

I got the idea because I just watched a bad sitcom where this happened.

>>23095192
fyi, that particular Wolverine toy is long out of stock, and I don't know if there are any for a decent price on ebay. It might help your search to know that the Logan figure with the hat is 6" in civilian clothes, and comes with a motorcycle.

>>23095068


Good lord, this is fucking awesome!

Also, I request a pic of some vicking pony scream "FOR THE GREAT EQUIDOS!"

>>23095239

Left to their own devices, wild horse females will form a harem around an alpha male. It only makes sense that with suce a wide gender gap, there would be an alpha lesbian.

>>23095239
Rainbow Dash must die?

>>23095239
When it all comes out, Applejack and Rarity can say they've been cheating on Dash with each other and Pinky has been having a letter affair with Gilda.

Then orgy.

i just found out that slywit wrote more then just the ponies meet /co/ fanfiction. his stuff is adorable.

I might be heading to bed. But I can't decide. Quite tired.

As disappointing as it was to not have my fanfic arted off, it was indeed fun to write the story I did for a very d'aww worthy picture (and got some good responses to it).

I might go to bed now, or I might read Lucid's story as he is generating a lot of buzz right now.

Not sure which.

>>23095309
Two and a Half Men?

>>23095366
Thanks, I was trying to forget that thing exists, I don't understand why is so popular here.

>>23095239

Soon Fluttershy will have her own harem of loli ponies when her episode comes around.

>>23095330
yeah i was thinking that too. I imagined a scene where dash came to twilight for help, terrified that the girls she love would end up hating her, and twilight explains that considering girls so greatly outnumber boys, culturally most mares are used to sharing a lover, and that it would probably still be true even in a lesbian relationship.

and then they kiss a little.

I FUCKING LOVE IT WEHN WE PLAY THE RESPOND GAEM
we troll ourselves

>>23095309
Can I call them or what?

>>23095413
harem?

>>23095345
Thank you very much. I'm feeling a bit better already

>>23095359
I'd draw for your stories if I could draw. I would draw for everyone. Forever.

How many blood sacrifices does it take to learn to draw?

Delivering request fro some 2 threads ago. Not fishing obviosly.

>>23095466
A lot. Mostly of your own.

Getting in on the FRIENDOFF at literally the last minute (actually I've been working on this one all day.)

This fic is...different, a bit of an experiment for me. How it's different, I don't want to say, but you'll see once you begin reading. It is PG, by the way.

I'd really like to know what people think of this one, as I'm not quite sure what to make of it myself.

It's funny how this simple pic of Trixie inspired all this. It's all in the expression.

https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1vP3XD9h9cVESlCuyQ7NKKetTefyuU48REEYzTzWbd4E

>>23095330
>>23095432
but wait, if the girls outnumber the boys, wouldn't that mean they would gang up on the guys, like in real life if your using that as an example ?

>>23095449
I secretly want to remake a whole bunch of seinfeld episodes with ponies.

Angle as the soup nazi.

>>23095466
you must sacrifice everything

>>23095432
I still find it kinda funny that the ponies would see lesbian relationships as anything remotely new. From all appearances in the show, males seem to make up around maybe 30% of pony population at most.

Hetero weddings are probably more unusual than lesbian weddings. (and male gay weddings? Now that's a can of worms)

Here is the MLP pack I've made.
It contains everything pictured. Some of it's files like Info about ponies contains how to draw ponies and a list of characters.
MLP reactions contains like 400 reaction images.
Anyway the file is 185.67 MB(Compressed) and 1915MB (Uncompressed).
If you could download it here (http://www.mediafire.com/?9v0hrvc1ki3b67o) and give me feedback It'd be appreciated.

>>23095268
Hey, I might as well again: would it be possible to decompile the Robot Unicorn game and replace his sprites with Rainbow Dash?

>>23095274

I'm ready, Professor.

hi guys.

why do you like this show so much?


not trolling, sincerely curious. answer in one sentence.

>>23095518
>pleasedontbeshippingpleasedontbeshippingpleasedontbeshipping
>skim it
>no lesbian make out scenes

YES!
i'd like to thank you for making a not shipping fic, on behalf of all 20 of us who are getting tired of it all.

i'll fully read it, with great enthusiasm, a but later

>>23095525
The stallions live in a liberated age now, they demand equal rights and treatmeant with mares, as more than just sperm banks.

>>23095525
yes, for the majority of the time.

but lesbians would still have their own thing and it'd probably be encouraged to reduce competition for males.

gay males would probably be forced to fuck girls occasionally for breading though.

>>23095551
One sentence?
Well made, funny, lovable characters.

>>23095549
First things first. Are you a boy or girl?

>>23095549

oh wow.

>>23095551

Watch it. There's the answer.

>>23095593
I really don't know anymore

>>23095551
it's cute and funny and colorful and makes the 7 year old girl deep in my heart squeal in joy for poni.

also it's a kids show that seems to be made by people who care about making a kids show good and not just some guys being forced to make one under threat of poorness.

>>23095466
>mfw I will never receive this kind of loving devotion from a fan

At the rate, nopony will be drawing for any of my fics either.

>>23095548

I'm not the one working on the actual gaming engine, so I can't say if that would be possible, my part has mainly been wrangling up people with skills from here and the DH site and some prop artwork. I would imagine someone would have to hack the Robot Unicorn game, it would be possible to replace the unicorn, but you gotta have access to the flash data, which is usually locked up.

>>23095411
All seriously, it was the only episode i ever watched.

>>23095643
i said i want to draw for everybody, find me a way to learn how to draw without putting effort into it and id draw your stories forever too. I like them.

>>23095593

Is there an option for "pony?"

>>23095632
Oh great.
Didn't you say you are going since nobody knew what pacman was you fucking faggot?
Pic related
Faggot bitch, nobody wants your shitty art or awful black and whites

>>23095632
Answer the damn question you fucking whore.

>>23095681
>>23095699
Try 'stallion or mare'.

>>23095643
I take the cake! tell me what you want!

oooh! World discussion!
>>23095525
The girls do seem to run the majority of affairs, so I suppose their greater number has left them with the kind of power that being in a majority gives, so yeah, though I suspect that Celestia sets an example for fair treatment, and the rest of the ponies follow due to her being their sun goddess and al---

Wait a minute. You meant . . . for . . .

Oh.

>>23095679
Start practicing, it's that simple.

>>23095684
Hey you.

Shut it.

>>23095684

One pole smoker's opinion. I haven't seen too many other artists in these threads with madmax's kind of skill.

>>23095645
Thanks for the answer, anyway!

I -think- we could use Flash decompilers, just like we did with the Hub game... maybe later I can ask the guy making the game, if he drops by.

>>23095643
I promised I would, and I still plan to.
(I'm finishing the friendoff picture's inking now)
(It's a bit past midnight my time; is the time limit for the friendoff sort of lenient? I'm really hoping so.)

Earlier today I found out that the voice actor for Princess Celestia also voiced an Eldar Farseer in Warhammer 40k, since then I haven't been able to get the image out of my head of the princess in farseer armor. If anyone could draw this I'd appreciate it.

>>23095681
Pony is not a gender. I am a professor, I know this shit.

Now, ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL?

>>23095684

you seem mad. buttmad.

>>23095679
>learn how to draw without putting effort into it

You're screwed.

>>23095699
I don't remember professor oak talking in such a manner

>>23095684
>old news is old
>and you're a very small minority if not trolling

>>23095718
If you could do a scene from Porcelain Secrets, that would be cool. That fic turned out a lot better than Snake Surprise did, and it feels more ripe for drawing.

Have you alredy read it or do you need a link?

>>23095684
no dont troll the ludicrously talented yet sensitive artist ill fucking pony kick you through the internet

so, is an adult dragon more powerful than an ursa major?

Is anyone else getting this on the archive?

>>23095783

Yep, it's down again.

>>23095684
black and white?
but I colored a lot!

see
also pokemon

Hey, Lucid. Read your intro-thingy. It is well written indeed, and props, you handsome devil.

>>23095736
Thanks for that. You kind of disappeared so I didn't know what was going on.

>>23095779

yes, next question

>>23095684

>>23095308
>>23094922
>>23094747
I love your pictures
So much
write a story about this

>>23095727
>MFW i recognize that image name
So nathan liking my MLP pack?

>>23095762
>>23095762
Did you go to school for over 12 years of you life studying hard and being in heavy debt for most of your life? No?

Then shut up, I'll talk however I want you cunt.

>>23095684
Hi, friendship is a corner stone of this fandom.
Please reflect on that.

>>23095774
yeah, send me a link

After I finish my Doctor Whoof fic, I'm going to be running with an idea I had for a Luna fic in which she narrates her life from birth to imprisonment.

One of the major ideas I'm going to work in is the idea of the Constellation Beasts (The Ursas, Tauros, Capricorn ,etc.) as her children/friends/ soldiers that are cast tdown to the earth when she is imprisoned.

>>23095721
no no this is good too.

If girls hugely outnumbered boys and held most of the positions of power all the problems faced by girls in our world would instead face the guys. Domestic abuses and rape and other forms of gendered violence and discrimination.

Except for the whole god queen forcing everyone to live in a nice and happy and loveing utopia for all this time. what a bitch.

I started talking about this pony shit on a RPG board, ill world build the fuck out of these little scrapes of information the cartoon gives me.

>>23095752

...Girl.

>>23095819
Nice faggotry mr faggot but you ran off crying "forever" as you said now fuckoff nobody wants a talentless retard like you shitting /co/ up. as the image showed you are a shitty bawwing faggot now get out, you make the fandom look shit

Okay! My first write request ever is done! How do I post it anyway? Excuse my newfagginess.

>>23095684

>Some crappy drawfag runs off crying.jpg

This guy just plucked that screencap right out of Duffle&Slack's new upload. If you want to blame somebody for digging up old shit, just point the finger at Duffle&Slack for being retarded, as usual.

>>23095821
Thanks SlyWit. I'm currently working on the first chapter now, his first pony encounter.

It's Fluttershy. It doesn't end well.

>>23095861
Yessir.

>>23095886
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/story-porcelian-secrets.html

The story can also be found in easy-to-read text on derpyhooves.com

>Expresses disappointment at receiving no art, but maintains a cheerful attitude about the event.
>An anon compliments the story and expresses he'd draw for everyone if he could draw.
>Fellow writer expresses a wish for such devoted fans and art.
>That writer gets the heartstrings of now TWO artists, one of them the famous Madmax
>This writer still has none.
How is this--I don't even.

>>23095912

>>23095940
That is from my pack and I will remove it next upload but I didn't make that screencap, I also DIDN'T name it.
It's just there since I never sorted through everything twice, only once, goddamn I'm lazy.
My bad

*Ahem*

It's time for My Little Pony!
Where the friendship never ends
Justice they defends
You're sure to get the bends
From My Little Ponies!

When Luna becomes Nightmare Moon, she shows his super stuff
She battles Rarity and Fluttershy and ponies who are tough
Like Rainbow Dash and Applejack
Pinky Pie can be smooth
There's Scootaloo, Cherilee, Ditzy Doo
And that's about enough!

It's My Little Pony
It's what your dentist recommends
To patients who chew gum
This show is really cool
It's My Little Ponies!

Meet Lyra's girlfriend, BonBon
And his mentor, named Aloe
Zecora and Applebloom
The Parasprites are quite a crew
OPPP and the Doctor
Big Mac too
And don't forget the Great and Powerful Trixie
A lovely shade of blue!

It's My Little Pony
A show that everyone comprehends
Our longevity depends
On our toys trends
It's totally freaky
Twilight's geeky
The plots are greaty
We're up the creeky
We've sprung a leaky
My Little Pony!
Now our song ends!

>>23095971
Ah shit, now I feel bad.

;_;

>>23094747

Is that some Hyperbole and a Half!?

>>23095940
>Blame duffle
How about we blame the guy who posted it, also stop posting that same image you faggot

>>23095905
Really? Well, far be it from me to call you a liar.

Okay, what is the name your poor, single, hard-working mother gave you?

>>23095912

trolly mctrollerson meaniepants combination detected

>>23096020
Fucking forgot my face. Old age must be getting to me.

>>23095971

Don't worry about it too much. You'll get yours eventually.

o no! the archive has derped again! and on this day with so much new content!

>>23096011

Sure.

>>23095779
I don't think so. Maybe the firebreath would change things, but a Dragon seemed only marginally bigger than an Ursa Minor. It'd be like an eagle (that breathes fire) vs a lion or a . . . bear >.>

>>23096020

Don't know, whats the name your mother gave you when she looked at the aborted mass on the bathroom floor during prom?

Opinions on latest episode?
I found some parts of it boring and ultimately it was "OK" but I'm really holding out for a spike centered episode

>>23095971
Madmax completely sidestepped me with his comic on my beta. Not that I'm complaining.

I'll say. Someone needs to screencap Professor Oak's back-and-forth with Twilight.

>>23095971

That is just how the cookie crumbles sometimes. Cookies can be heartless, terrible things.

>>23095912
sorry?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zdixQcXOGg

A cover by my bass player in his free time.

>>23096020

Tw... Twilight Sparkle.

>>23095912
>>23095940

>>23095827
The red dragon was about twice the size of the ursa minor, which would make him about 3/4 the size of the ursa major. Add in Fire Breath and Flying, and I'd bet my money on the dragon.

>>23096156
TOO MANY CHARACTERS!

IT HAS TO BE SHORTER!

I need to stop drawing this shit.

Confound these ponies, man.

>>23096122
that somehow makes up for it you faggoty faggot, how about you just fuck off?

>>23095912

>>23096122
Psst. Don't even respond. I know it's tempting. But, yeah.

>>23096184

woah bro, i never thought id see a finished version of this.

>>23095914

I really need to know how you go about posting these things, I've got to get up in the morning. Help a Writefag in training out. Please?

>>23096184

Oh wow, very nice! I remember when you drew this in FlockDraw. A big version of it is certainly welcome.

>>23095991
You probably kept it for the Spike illustration. I know I did.

>>23096066
>>23095940
only way you'd know that is if you downloaded the pack yourself.
dumbfuck

also thanks duffle for the pack

>>23095914
>>23096222
Screencap your document and post it as an image.

>>23096175
And yet the Dragon would pale in comparison to the Draco, his Celestial counterpart.

If the Ursa constellations exist as beasts, then why not the others?

So... why are we responding to babby's first troll, again?

>>23096199

Why do you tempt the hands of fate?

>>23096234
Great idea anon

>If girls hugely outnumbered boys and held most of the positions of power all the problems faced by girls in our world would instead face the guys. Domestic abuses and rape and other forms of gendered violence and discrimination.

While I find (physical) abuse and rape hard to believe due to the fact that males still simply overpower females, I do find that its very possible that the current Equastria went under some sort of Male Rights stage not very long before the series kicked off. There appears to be no obvious abuse of males, there does seem to be a subtle segregation of power roles from males. Males seem to take up lower, physical oriented labor like carriage pulling, guard duty, or plow pushing. While the society at large is VERY feminine with overly and maternalistic policies that emphasize control (IE mothering) on all obvious subjects: nature, animals, weather possibly no standing army or police force. It suggests a long time of feminine rule in their culture.

>>23096271

>>23096156
Are you fucking kidding me....Alright, whatever. The world of pokemon is yadda, yadda, catch them and train them, etc.

For this adventure to mean anything, you're going to need a rival. This is my grandson, I forget his name because I hate him, what was it again?

>>23096271

>MS reaction images everywhere

>>23096222

Would there be any demand for me producing a pic with some tips on writefaggotry? I know the drawfriends have several for beginners.

sad news pony friends. The usual flockmod servers are down. use

py-bot.com/apps/flockhack.swf

>>23096300
Goddamnit I always named him "bitch"

>>23096279
hey Duffle, could I get a link to the latest pack?

>>23096222
Alright here's the rundown of how I do it.

>Transfer word doc into notepad if not already in there
>Full screen
>Screen cap top section
>MS Paint
>CTRL+V
>Crop
>Post in new Paint file
>Save file
>Cap rest of notepad
>CTRL+V in new Paint file
>Crop+paste into saved file
>Link together for perfection
>Repeat if needed
>???
>Profit

Pokemon, the biggest faggotry to come from outside the US since Freddy Mercury.

>>23096327

oops I posted a wrong link, sorry. use

http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf

>>23096322

I would appreciate it.

>>23096322
I thought this was a great idea, until I realized you likely meant explaining the magic of prtsrn and cropping.

And then I was disappoint.

>>23096349
At least Freddie Mercury was a fucking manly piece of faggotry. With great music ,too.

>>23096387
Pokemon has great music

>>23096349
You best be trolling about Freddy Mercury.

>>23096319
Does MS = MegaSweet? That one wasn't him. It was from a staffer, a couple months back.

dat fucking imagelimit

Im going to bed then..night bronies

>>23096432
good night

>>23096432
Night madmax.

>>23096432
Nighty night.

>>23096429

ORLY?

>>23096432
Night.

I'll make a new thread then toddle off to bed too.

>>23096332
So far there has only been one pack, I'm working on V2 with screencaps from the latest episode as we speak.

>>23096429
eh, i men
>>23096156

>>23096432
don't come back faggotface

>>23096475
I was referring to the one in this post >>23096271
The one that >>23096319 was replying to.

Also, hey there. I dig your work.

>>23096002
Don't feel bad Nathan. Not your fault. Enjoy the art and don't let me rain on your parade. I'll get Rainbow Dash to clear it out. I should read one of your stories sometime and leave you a comment. I read part of Porcelain Secrets ages ago, when I heard you did it in the vein of the show, I was interested.

>>23096057
Thanks, Hiro. I just remind myself that everything has been fun, art or no, and anon has paid me enough compliments for me to feel good about what I created. PS. I think I know you from somewhere else.

>>23096535
>>23096535
>>23096535
>>23096535

New thread.

Yeah the analogy there was that Pokemon is more flaming then Freddy was...swoosh.

>>23096518
Isn't it hilarious when they try so hard after the fact?
No sense closing the barn door after the horse gets out, friend.

>>23096537

Where would that be?

>>23096528

Ahhh. Gotcha.

And thanks, bro.

>>23096537
Fair enough. I need to read the final part of Ponies Discover /co/, so we're even. Some what.

>>23096518
What is this guy like in third grade? Guess he's still frustrated that his earlier trolling about the shipping stuff was a bust.

>>23096368
>>23096374

I thought I could try to cover all bases. Finding a good format, tips on writing fanfic in general, common pitfalls, advice on grammar and literacy, general thoughts, etc.

I just don't want to come off looking like a pretentious dick.

anypony buy just the toys at McD's? I'm trying to ballpark a figure and cant find a reliable source through google

>>23097675
coooool

>>23097285

they're like two bucks a piece outside of a happy meal. Just buy the damn happy meal.