Well, that's a hell of a way to start a thread.

Hey
Hey
Watch Ponies here.

synchtube.com/r/Yaridovich

I don't think I've seen enough of the dark side out of you all tonight yet.

No, Pinkie! That's just a display cake! It's covered in lacquer!

i understand aj grows the apples and carrot pony does the carrots but WHO IS GROWING THE CORN I HAVNT SEEN ANY CORN PONYS IN PONVILLE

>>23072908
I fap to this.

Daily.

>>23072933

I'm so confused, /co/.

>>23072895
id love to eat pinkies cake, if you know what i mean

>>23072868
>The display case.

IT'S CUPCAKES ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

>>23072963
i know exactly what you mean

>>23072949

I smell an OC!

I vote for Candy Corn

>>23072949

It's strange, I agree.
I think we'll have to talk about the pony economy in general some other time. For now, me and my crazy brain are going to sleep.
Goodnight Bronies!

>>23072895
I... kinda wish I was that cake

>>23072949
The corn and chicken coop seem to be on the Apple family's property.

There's no reason they can't grow corn, it's just not what they're famous for.

Let's start off this thread with something terrible. I hope it isn't too hard to figure out who it's supposed to be.

Random twilight sparkle arts. Now I run away to bed.

>>23072970
>human hand and foot
so thats what pony hotdogs are made out of

>>23073020
House? I dunno.

Hey, is Lucid still floating around? I finally got why he was angry.
And he was right to be so.

>>23073018
No. You can only do one thing in Equestria. ONE THING.

Their cutie marks are apples. If Celestia found out they were growing corn as well, they'd all be hanged. The whole family.

It has to be the neighbors growing that corn.

>>23073049
Bingo

>>23072949
Corn is actually not that vital a crop. Nutritionally, corn is shit: it's mostly just empty calories and is actually quite hard for the body to digest. (That's why High Fructose Corn Syrup is so fattening; the body has such a hard time digesting such concentrated amounts of corn that it turns most of it into pure fat.)

Corn is a giant cash crop in the US, and corn farmers get all sorts of government subsidies. Due to this it's used as filler for a HUGE amount of our food. But it's actually pretty inessential a crop.

Moral: Ponies don't need corn. That's land they could use to grow something good.

>>23073048
>dat euphemism
>weirdestboner.jpg

>>23072949
That belongs to the Corn family, o'ver on the other farm across the way. Lots'a Corns over there. There's Sweet Corn, Flint, Blues, that lil Baby, an' their dad they call Pop, just ta name a few.
We don't like to talk about em though. Been feudin with them for a couple years now.

I think Caramel might be a double agent.

>>23073086
But you walk through that gate with the big apple hanging over it.

Corn two feet to your left, chickens a few feet to your right.

Big Macintosh plows the fields. We've seen it. They do stuff other than apples.

Apples are just their "thuper thpethial talent!"

...Let's just come out with it, ponies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2FwXfeJALU

>>23073130

A good ol fashion feud. Now that would be interesting.

inb4 somepony turns it into a romeo and juliet thing though.

>>23072949
Um, there's a cornfield RIGHT IN THE PICTURE YOU POSTED.

So I guess Applejack's family grows it,too.

Also, my captcha is "cornmeal sated." HMMMM.

>>23073143
Oh god, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

>>23073130

Apple family fuedan' with the corn growers? Do want!

>>23073130
Dammit, Applejack, you already have that feud going with the Orange family, and now the Corn family too?

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP.

>>23073143

You are a far manlier man than I shall ever be

...man

>>23073130

>I think Caramel might be a double agent.

Caramel just wants to be accepted. By anybody.

>>23073222
Friendship's fer friends. Some ponies still just need a right square buck to the head Ah reckon, ain't nothin' gonna change that.

>>23073244
i thought he was pretty cool until i saw username
>VinnyVanYiffy

TOMORROW I GET PONIES. My bro works at McDonalds, and hell, he knows I have WAY weirder hobbies than liking ponies, so it should be no big deal.

Hey, just letting people know, I am working on the story I was talking about. It will hopefully be finished tomorrow; it's going to involve Rainbow Dash making some very life changing discoveries about herself, and is to be equal parts b'awww and d'awwwwww.

Look for possible cameos from Gilda, and a few others.

is caramel part of the apple family? where does he live?

>>23073301
Dat flammenwerfer.
It seems to WERF FLAMMEN.

Seriously, though. That hair, man. I just don't know about it.

>>23073032
Lookin kinda babby there Twilight

>>23073301
>mfw you didn't guess that could be a pontential username of his based on the art he posts here

>>23073301
Have you seen the shit he draws?
It was pretty fucking obvious that he is a giant furfag

>>23073333
i dont know if i like the sound of that

Clop to this, daily

>>23073333
Also, no, it's not going to be sexually explicit.

Rainbow Dash Master race reporting in.

>>23073139
Jesus Christ Twist...

>>23073357
I'm trying to be as faithful to the characters as I can be while still telling the story I want to tell. I hope people will like it.

Today when I was hanging out with one of my friends, I was like "Hey, I'm gonna get those ponies from McD's." So we got really high, and went there, and he ordered his food. I wandered around the store trying to find their toy display case to make sure they had them in. I found it and looked at it, when he came up and told me he got his stuff. We went back to his car and drove off, and about 5 minutes later I realized I forgot to buy the ponies.

>>23073143
Goddamn you look like you need a shower.

>>23073398
Cool story bro.

smoke weed errday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29VQMTbhW-U

>>23073256

Unassuming Caramel Apple, screw up and klutz, was accepted into the Apple family when he turned up on the doorstep of Apple Acres with a sob story about how he had lost everything, including his siblings, in a huge fire in the distant town of Bridleton.

But Caramel started that fire. For he is actually Caramel Corn. Once proudly serving in Celestia's army as a member of military intelligence, the only unit which allows Earth Ponies, his aptitude for languages, disguise, acrobatics, and infiltration earned him a slot in the elite Black Ops division, the Sunspots.

After serving for nearly a decade, he was dishonorably discharged for blackmailing government officials to aid his family's Equestria-wide corn farming monopoly. He served only a few years of his sentence before he was released from the stockade for good behavior. Now he serves his family in their long standing feud with the Apple clan, waiting to bring down their most successful farm, and their entire Orchard-based empire, from within...

>>23073427
I need to spray my hair with witch hazel a few hours after. I got like crazy glands.

>>23073442

And now I can't help but think that Rainbow dash could blow amazing smoke rings and shit.

>>23073447
Thanks, I wasn't really using my eardrums anyway.

I really want the damn Fluttershy shoes but I am not manly enough, nor a female, hipster, or gay..

Am I just being a coward?

>>23073473
Holy shit, where are the writefags when you need them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29VQMTbhW-U
why

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29VQMTbhW-U
da fuck

>>23073529
ohhhh the rape.

>>23073506
Yes. Tell that gender binary to go to hell. Pony hell. Do what you want and have no regrets. That's the only true way to live.
>CourageDashMeme.jpg

I uh...wrote something. It's not finished, but i'm unsure if i should even keep going with it.

I'll just hide behind this wall now.


Once upon a time there was a pony. Her name was Derpy Hooves. Derpy Hooves wasn't in the best of moods today because her
good friend Cloydes was going to a party without her. Cloydes simply gave Derpy the silent treatment
when she asked why she couldn't go. So Derpy decided to find something to do without Cloydes.

She started at the Post Office, her place of work. Surely they had some letters or packages to be delivered?
Maybe a delivery around the area? Something to make the day go faster!
She arrived at the entrance of the Office. She noticed a small sign that wasn't normally there. Then she remembered! It was the Ponyville Founder's
celebration! Noone works on such a holiday! This was a little upsetting. She loved to deliver mail, and it meant she still had
nothing to do today.

Then it struck her.

An event like this won't go without a party. Cloydes is going to a party. Now who's the only pony in town who can make official parties?
"Pinkie Pie! Of course!" she realised out loud. And off she went to Sugarcube Corner, hoping to join in on the festivities.

>>23073506
>nor a female, hipster, or gay
then why are you on /co/?

>>23073524
Holy shit, people besides me are actually posting my crappy drawfaggotry.

But yes, someone needs to write up an actual Caramel story based on >>23073473

>>23073506
dude I'm gay as hell and I wouldn't wear those.

>>23073578
>Cloydes

Get out.

>>23073506
indeed embarassment is for the horribly weak. I carry a purse at the mall when a woman is NOWHERE NEAR ME!

>Sketching gilda to try and get a handle on what she looks like
>draw a grumpy gilda face
>find myself putting it on a turkey body

I'm sorry requester, I swear I'm working. Seriously. Working seriously.

While drawing gilda as a turkey.

Speaking of shoes, mine are supposed to arrive in four days, but checking the FedEx tracker, they're less than 100 miles away.

Oh man I cannot wait.

When Celestia was overthrown, a wonderful thing had happened.

Here's a thought, folks.

Rarity wasn't seen much in Fall Weather Friends. Animation laziness? Perhaps. ...but take into account Look Before you Sleep and Winter Wrap up.

Taking OCD Rarity into account... just how would she react if suddenly... LEAVES! LEAVES EVERYWHERE MAKING A HUGE DISORGANIZED MESS!

>>23073506
Bro, you need to stop giving half shits about what other people think and do what you enjoy. Let haters hate, and be awesome erry day.

Caramel is not the same pony as Caramel Apple

confusing I know, but Caramel Apple is a female, and looks totally different.

pic related is Caramel Apple according to applejack

>>23073614
Hell yeah brony

I mean how the hell else are you gonna carry your stuff around amirite

>>23073629

I have faith it'll look fantastic when it's done bro. Keep chippin' away at that stone block! Thanks again for doing my request too, I'm very thankful.

>>23073670

Her name was originally apple

Then she got covered in gooey sweet Caramel

>>23073614
>I carry a purse at the mall when a woman is NOWHERE NEAR ME!
>>23073143
>dat appearance
You are a scary motherfucker.

>>23073670

Parade Status:
[X]Rained On
[ ]Not Rained On

Obviously that corn field is for moonshine.

>gowai Tourist
But Captcha... I've been here a long time. How can I be a tourist?

>>23073629

>>23073670
Or maybe, just maybe, they are the same pony. Think about it.

>>23073670
>Caramel is not the same pony as Caramel Apple
I like to imagine that if unicorn magic can change a pony's type, e.i. unicorn into pegasus, why not a pony's gender as well? Maybe being Caramel Apple is just how Caramel likes to spend his weekends.

>>23073701
Canon's impact on fanfiction:
[ ] A fuck is given
[x] Not a single fuck is given

>>23073723
hahahaha
haha
ha
...what

>>23073734
I still say Caramel is Equestria's Bruce Banner. I mean, look at him in Winter Wrap Up, and then look at the Big Mac recolor in the opening of each episode.

>same colors
>same cutie mark

>>23073734
>>23073734
>>23073734
This, this this. Someone write something about this.

I enjoy this sort of idea.

>>23073670
dat ass

now someone make porn of caramel and caramelapple

>>23073578

>Cloydes

>>23073678
>It's got compartments for all your stuff!

>>23073785
it would be a nice change from all the bigmac porn

>>23073694
ON A BOAT

>>23073802
>bigmac porn

>>23073701

Just change apple family to orange family and you are golden. Golden Delicious.

>>23073811
Judging by your youtube, you are also a furry.

I'm still having trouble coming to terms with the fact that there's a new ep this week

>>23073802

>it would be a nice change from all the bigmac porn

Anything is a nice change from Big Mac. I don't understand why he gets as much attention as he does. People say the Gilda and Trixie fans are noisy? Fuck that, Big Mac fans are the absolute worst, shoehorning him into everything.

What the fuck is with the My little Pony shit recently?

haven't browsed /co/ in weeks due to it

Wait people actually thought Caramel was related to the apples? Is this why everyone has been shitting on me for me Caramel/Big Mac ship?

>>23073851
dat... name. SO? This isn't a witch hunt. fuck it's the opposite of that. It's an AWESOME hunt

>>23073877

It's a new show, duh

And we like it

Double duh

>>23073873

He got so much attention because he was the only male pony with any lines. Doctor Whoof got some then bam, hes all over the place too.

>>23073877
You are missing out

*squeak*

Anyone see the commercial for the McDonald's toys? Somebody cap that brony tail

Guys. I'm going to ask you guys something. A request. Right now.

I request something outright idiotic that noone will do it. Ever. But fuck it, i'm going to request.

Creepers(See the picture) appearing and slapping the shit out of ponies.

>>23073944

I believe you mean SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSlapping.

>>23073944
Fluttershy runs into one around her house, tries to be nice to it.

ssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...

>realize I am hunting Kirin while reading pony thread
Feels weird, man

>>23073901
>>23073908
Well you see I am not an 8 year old girl, nor am I a furry. I do not believe I am the target demographic nor do I believe I would enjoy this show personally.

Who grows Celary Stalks?

And whatever else they have. Wheat and Sugar Cane, obviously. They make what look like Gingerbred Colts, so Ginger.

>>23073143
Vincent! I be representing on your vid!

>>23073020
>house
>doesn't have a mild scowl
>cutie mark isn't his cane
>grey hair instead of salt and pepper

DOING
IT
RONG

Let's all take a moment away from the exciting pastime of responding to namefags parading themselves around (no offence intended... but it really doesnt add to the thread guys)

For an item of discussion. Which side characters would you like to see have some of an episode's worth of interaction with a main of your choice in the near future?

Pic related, I'd love to see these two have at least a scene together, maybe with Dash as a mentor (would detract from the overdose of Jerkbow Dash we get enough of)

>>23073994
>target demographic
>/co/

>>23073944
settle for this

We have seen the town itself grows some stuff in little gardens. There is a gal wearing a planet team uniform watering a garden in swarm of the century which gets summarily devoured by parasprites

i just watched part where aj is introducing her family and these 2 have the same mark SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS

>MLP fans have no imagination or anything interesting to discuss regarding show/franchise
>Make thread after thread anyway

Only thing that bothers me about the samefaggotry and spam. You are tedious bores.

>>23073995
Dude whoever owns the sugar industry rules equestria

>>23073506
Buy them, then wear them when you're doing yard work or going to Walmart or some shit. Tell your friends they're your "I don't give a fuck" shoes, which are separate from the shoes you wear to work or other places where you actually care what people think of you.

>>23074038

unfortunately lots of ponies share marks. There are several timeponies now for instance.

>>23073723

Holy shit man! Looks like you got your work cut out for you

>>23074025
Oh shit, where's my insulin.

>>23074013
>Jerkbow Dash
I think she's just insecure, myself. But hey, opinions.

To answer the question, I wouldn't mind seeing Derpy hanging with Fluttershy. That one fic made me d'awww.

>>23074066

Link to the fic?

I dont keep up with them as much as I'd like to...

>>23074013
Trixie I guess, she's the only side character I even remotely care about.

Trixie and Twilight. Twilight tutors Trixie in how to better her magics.

rainbowdash just said RainBlow dry and now i have boner

>>23074077

Guys, I just thought of a plot hole.

Applejack is very prideful before the end of Applebuck season, and she refuses help from anyone.

So why does she accept Twilight's help with harvesting the apples in "The Ticketmaster"?

lol pathetic manchildren.

So it's for little girls and furries right?

/co/ is basically taken over by furries.

We haven't seen a foal do magic yet, have we? I wonder if you don't develop magic powers until you get your cutie mark.

Twilight could help teach Sweetie Bell how to control her powers after she, I dunno. Puts Apple Bloom in a diabetic coma, then bursts Scootaloo's eardrums.

>>23074144
Because Big Mac had already taken care of the hard part. They just needed to move/gather the last few apples.

>>23074144

because Big Mac never set her off by telling her she wasn't able to do it. I think sibling rivalry played a big part in AJ being dumb in applebuck. Also Granny's girdle

>>23074088

>Trixie I guess, she's the only side character I even remotely care about.

Shit yeah bro, same here. Trixie can't get her little blue ass back in the show fast enough.

>Twilight tutors Trixie in how to better her magics.

Ehhh.... I'd rather they become rivals personally. Ryu VS Ken, Billy VS Jimmy, Gandalf VS Saurman, etc. Somebody needs to put the stomp on Twilight once in awhile, other than herself.

>>23074006
>GIMP
no.

I have finally discovered a pic I can write for for the friend off. I am no longer a loser.

>>23074066

>Trixie learns magic from Twilight
>Trixie and Twilight

The next time a drawfriend rolls along offering requests I'm going to have to badger them to deliver an image of Trixie building a shrine to Twilight so that she can worship her greatness in private while still acting like a jerk to her in public

She could be a pony version of Helga


>>23074144

Applejack was only prideful and full of herself because BM Told her she couldnt do it, thereby spurning her on to try and prove to everyone how awesome she was.

In the ticketmaster she didnt have any such agenda and was, in a word, still thinking with her brain

>>23074144
Because in the Ticketmaster, she hadn't already told Big Mac she'd do it herself.

>>23074013
I'm gonna have to say Caramel. I can't figure out which cast member he'd work with aside from AJ but considering he has no canon personality yet I guess any would do.

>>23074167

Does anyone know which studio animated Fall Weather Friends? Who do we get to blame for the clone army?

>>23074006
holy shit how'd that happen?

>>23074063
Why does that .gif make me laugh so hard?
I'm /actually/ working on the image now instead of dicking around.

dammit mom, i am A GROWN MAN and i specifically told you that i wanted ben 10 macaroni and cheese, NOT spongebob! now if you'll excuse me, i need to get back to something bvery important!

*writes 5000 word essay on social hierarchy in a children's pony cartoon*

>>23074013
I would like more of Big McIntosh interacting with pretty much anyone, as long as he's more like he is in Applebuck Season and less like the goddamn catchphrase-spouting talking animal mascot from some shitty Saturday morning cartoon they seem to be making him.
I would also accept Cheerilee having a flashback to her 80s self trying to babysit babby Pinkie Pie.

So i've been off /co/ for...well, a long time. /v/ got to me.

Seeing as you people seem to have SO MUCH to talk about this, mind giving me a rundown?

>mfw samefag troll accuses bronies of samefagging

see, this is the thing. you say, oh, its fun, its just a show, its just for entertainment. So what if its for kids if I like it? What you don't understand is that it being "for" kids should make it not worthwhile for an adult, because kids aren't capable of understanding complex concepts and otherwise lack the perspective to appreciate subtlety. When you publicly espouse your appreciation of a child's entertainment, you also publicly state that you have the mind of a child. There is no objective way for this to be a good thing. If you are a capable person you are expected to enrich yourself, not regress, and should by all rights have put aside childish entertainment in pursuit of something more challenging; the consequence for not doing so is the justified loss of the respect of your peers. To state that you aren't a capable person is obviously undesirable, thus the only way you could conceivably both enjoy children's entertainment and also not suffer the scorn of your peers is to surround yourself with only peers who would debase their own minds with you. The forums usually are a great place for doing just that, but no amount of anti-trolling rules will change the fact that your laughable consumption of a children's television show only exposes your sub-mundane lack of complexity, presumably self-inflicted, and utterly unworthy of pity or acceptance in any form. Grow up.

>>23073358
I am sexually attracted to this. I won't be needing those condoms. Pony creampie.

>>23074206

>>23074219
Well, shit. Now I have to add her to the list of background ponies to keep an eye out for.

>>23074267

Cool story bro.

>>23074288
By the end of the season we'll likely have a spreadsheet of which and how many episodes each background pony appeared in

>>23074288

its well worth it, shes adorable.

for background ponies are serious business, for serious gentlemen like myself

>>23074267
no u.

>>23074263
It's a cute show about ponies.

That's all you need to know. Now go watch it

>>23074198

>Trixie fawning of Twilight like Helga

MOVE IT EGGHEAD!

>>23074388
I am standing on a verbal promise not to post that pony of you.

Hey, for those still debating the RD/AJ strength issue.
I think it's clear now that AJ is the stronger one, but RD is the most athletic one.
I mean, sure AJ has a storng kick, but it's basically the same move repeated over and over again.Kicking tree, apples, pillows or target.
Meanwhile, RD is shown doing various sports, acrobatics, stretching and all that.
So basically, AJ is more like a bodybuilder, while RD is a tennisman, guess who'd win in an arm wrestling contest?

>>23074267

TL;DR

>>23074144
o_o is this show not one on a linear timeline? Logically if applebuck season was before the ticketmaster (haven't seen that one, not on ytube) then it'd be after she learns she can rely on friends or however you want to word the lesson no?

>>23074088
Trixie comes to town, on Twilight's doorstep. "The Great and Powerful Trixie has decided to give you the honor of tutoring her, so that she can become even greater!"

Twilight is confused at first, but always willing to help people or try something new, and lets her in.

Over the next few days Trixie tries and fails to learn things from Twilight. Though talented, Trixie constantly tries to outdo Twilight or do everything herself, taking on more than she can handle and screwing things up. Twilight exasperatingly tells Trixie that she needs to learn to work with other ponies. Trixie is offended at the idea of needing the help of other ponies and leaves. Twilight is sad, but her friends tell her that Trixie was probably a lost cause anyway.

Trixie wanders around ponyville aimlessly, eventually meeting up with some random pony (Applebloom?), and the two hit it off. But then trouble strikes! Indeterminate problem arises and Random Pony is in trouble! Trixie briefly tries to save the day herself and fails miserably. Random Pony tells Trixie to go get help. Trixie does so, because she actually cares about Random Pony! Trixie and some other ponies, who may consist of the main cast, go and save Random Pony after working together in a way none of them would have been able to accomplish alone.

Trixie is praised for her efforts in assisting other ponies and is finally accepted. Happy Day!

~

Dear Princess Celestia,
I met a pony who valued her own pride over the help of others, and wouldn't accept help no matter what other ponies said! However, when one of that pony's friends was in danger, she finally pulled together with the others to save her. I learned that while it's important to help people, the decision to help must be made by that person, and all you can do is offer your friendship and hope they will offer theirs in turn.
Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle

>>23074267

Kids are smarter than you think you are. If you connect to them instead of talking down to them, you'd be surprised what they can understand.

This is a fun show precisely because it refuses to talk down to its target audience. And that's why I like it.

>>23074267
All I see is "blah blah blah I'm too mature for kid shows, please notice how adult I am with my adult tastes and adult sophistication."

You pretentious shit.

>>23074198

>She could be a pony version of Helga

Sort of want. Would Trixie have various romantic pet-names for Twilight too? "Oh Twilight, my beloved! How I wish to lay sweet, passionate kisses upon your egg-shaped head and hold you tight!"

>>23074447
Fund it. Hell, why don't you send Lauren Faust a note on her DA?

>>23074484
God dammit NO!
Faust has enough fan spamming her right now, we don't need to add more, especially for THAT!

>>23074484
Because that anon is Lauren.

>>23074501
That would be interesting.
Somehow, I doubt it.

>>23074497
But it's an awesome and fitting episode idea!

>>23074523
Was it the ponies licking eachother erotically that tipped you off?

>>23074267
Man. I am going to copypasta this comment and use it in EVERY comic and cartoon thread on this board. It applies to everything here.

Shit, I could take it to /a/. Imagine the butthurt tears flowing. It'd be a river of pain.

Wonder how much altering would be needed to take it to /toy/ or /g/ or /o/ or even /p/? This could be the butthurt copypasta of 2011.

>>23074501
I have my suspicions that maybe that anonymous Carrot Cake story might have been Lauren posting in secret!

>>23074534
Pssst pssst.
It's the Trixiefag
Now let's go back to ponies, and not that blue bitch, please.

>>23074534
Naw, I'm sure she's totally down with that.
It's just kind of an odd hour for her to be online, you know? Her being a responsible adult and all that.

Hey, just curious. I've already decided the way that the story I'm writing will go, (meaning your answers will not affect the direction of the story) but who would you like to see Rainbow Dash shipped with?

>>23074484

>suggesting you tell an episode idea to the show's staff

You just went full derpy.

>>23074536

You'd have to get people to read the whole thing first

>>23074539
That Carrot Cake story should seriously be polished up and mass produced in one of the toy playsets.

>>23074540
>Luna
>blue bitch

...

/r/ Luna & Vriska drawfaggotry

>>23074554
Rainbow Dash.
OTP right there.

>>23074447

You had me until 'Trixie needed some OTHER, LESSER pony's help'

>>23074556

even derpy isn't that derpy

>>23074540
Trixiefag is too busy fixing labels to do any RP ever again.

>>23074554
PINKIE

>>23074539
Nope, the artist dome some other stuff after that.
It's one of the only thing I'd like to show her though, it's really in the spirit of what they want the show to be.

>>23074554
Fluttershy or Twilight

>>23074447

I'd watch the shit out of this!

>>23074267
Neat post and it would actually mean something if you weren't on /co/.

Sorry you typed all that up for nothing.

does anyone know what happened to the candyvag story?

>>23074554

Fluttershy

>>23074540

I think it's sad how none of us can so much as write a single post in a Trixie way without being labeled as that roleplaying faggot

He's injured the fandom more than any troll ever could

>>23074554
Luna
Just to see if you can do it.

dood I can't keep my hand's off Twilight's tail. I think they put something in this that instantly makes you addicted to it.. oh right, MSG.

>>23074556
Why not?

>>23074267
>sub-mundane lack of complexity

Can I get some dressing to go with this word salad?

>>23074554

Rainbow Dash x Rainbow Flash, the only sensible pairing

>>23074554

How will the identity of who Dash is being shipped with not affect the outcome of the story?

They are going to have SOME personality arent they?

>>23074588
I think that guy said he'd post it tomorrow.

>>23074595
Trixiefag is a legend.

It's over now though

>>23074594
Why yes, that is what I'm suggesting.
IF TRIXIE CAN DO IT, DASH CAN TOO.

...no, actually, I was trying to be a smartass.
I failed.

>>23074559
True, Scootaloo, I would. It certainly requires some polishing to make it palatable.

DO I want to put that much effort in? I am the world's laziest troll afterall.

>>23074595
Funny you say that but really, it's him.
>>23074447 here and >>23074477 here.
But as he said in >>23074574 he's now the blog brony , so he has less time, also, he knows he has much more chances to request stuff with her if people don't hate her because of his roleplaying.

>>23074612
He's saying the story has already be written with a specific shipping partner, and stating your preference is just for the hell of it.

http://pokketmowse.deviantart.com/art/Applejack-Mosey-195597475

This is fresh. Just checked my DA

>>23074567
But MLP already has a perfectly good giant bitch that people come up with bullshit reasons to defend!

>>23074612
I'm just curious who YOU ship her with. I know who I ship her with. That's what I meant, and at most, your answers might make me do a little ship teasing, but I already know how my story ends.

As a side note, I just thought I'd tell you guys, I'm actually basing the story a bit on my own coming out experience. Not 100%, this isn't a self insert fic, but I'm trying to write this as realistically as possible.

>>23074631

>>23074477 was me and I'm not the roleplayer. If you are going to label, at least get it correct so you don't look like a huge retard.

>>23073143
Jesus, I'm on a wii browser and your video won't link. What's your youtube name? Or just give me some tags to search.
Thanks

>>23074638
I don't defend Gilda. I just think she's a cute character. Even as bitchy as she is, it's hard to hate that face.

Also, boredly reciting the Junior Speedsters song with Dash was adorable.

>>23074644

Did you come out to your parents and say "I am a lesbian rainbow Pegasus!"

>>23074644
Have you seen all the episodes at least ?
Last time I saw you yesterday, you were, like, 3 episodes in.

>>23074668
You can't pitch stories to writers, they legally can not use fan ideas, stories, or names.

>>23074671
You'll like the story I'm writing then. Originally, Gilda was just going to have a passing role, but I decided to have her be a central issue in the story.

>>23074672
Because that would be kind of awesome.

Mom and dad, I'ma gay this bitch up in 10 seconds flat

>>23074638
I love Gilda, Vriska and this picture but why.

Why couldn't it have been drawn better.

>>>/b/306034648

>>23074672
>"I am a lesbian rainbow Pegasus!"
That is a fantastic mental image.

<3

>>23074702

why would you do that

>>23074644
Please don't equate your coming out experience with dash.

She is supposed to be awesome and lesbian.

Gay is not cool.

Lesbian is.

>>23074447

Change it to "Trixie reluctantly goes to get help" and FFFFFFUND IT!

You are attending the Grand Galloping Gala, lounging off to the side with your drink while watching all the ponies dancing and chatting.

You then see Rarity, introducing herself to Celestia's nephew. He stares at her out of the corner of his eye, asks her where she's from, and when she tells him she's from Ponyville he laughs and calls her a 'peasant' before striding away with his head in the air.

You see Rarity, still unable to move from the abject shock of what just happened, tears beginning to form in her eyes

What do?

>>23074674
You misread my comments. I had seen all the episodes EXCEPT the last episode, and I was halfway through the second to last episode. I've seen them all now, and have rewatched every episode featuring Rainbow as a central character about four times since that thread.

Believe me, mischaracterization is my biggest pet peeve when it comes to writing. I'm not a terrific writer, but I do consider myself a well informed critic of literature (I'm a literature teacher), and characterization is a huge issue for me.

I'm actually doing constant rereads to make sure I'm using a style of diction that Rainbow would be using.

>>23074672
Ha ha fucking ha. More of a lot of the inner turmoil realizing you're gay does.

>>23074728
I'd walk over and give her a big hug then tell her i'll be her prince.

>>23074665
Heh, sorry, wrong with that one, but see?
>>23074702
Now thats him.
Good thing I kept that image...

>>23074728

Give her some room.

Pony threads make my dick hard and make me want to touch my penis until semen shoots out.
If only it could shoot into Rainbow Dash's pussy. That's my dream. I'd seriously fuck a real pony now. I've been downloading vids of guys cumming in ponies lately, and it's what I've been fapping to after these threads make me horny.

>>23074728
Encourage her to change his hair green as he walks away.

>>23074728

Kick him in the face.

Then hope that Twilight writes a letter to Celestia advising against my execution.

>>23074753
oh come on at least try.

>>23074716
That ain't cool brony. What I mean is that I'm trying to accurately depict the conflict it is to realize something so important about yourself. I don't intend on including all the personal familial drama that no one cares about.

>>23074760
>Kick him in the face.

Gonna have to go with this. Except that since we're making this up, I'm one of the guards. Total accident, I was just spy-checking, won't happen again. Now, miss...

Can anyone here make gifs?

>>23074728
keep watching, its all I ever do

>>23074772
But soldiers don't spy check, that's for pyros!

>>23074753
i would like to see these videos post link

>>23074728

I reach into my saddlebag, pull out my dueling shoe, and smack him one in the face

"Sir! I will not let your affrontry go on unchecked!"

>>23074631
I never understood this
What evidence is there that the blog bring is the trixiefag? Some IP bullshit? Wild accusation? What?

>>23074728

I give her a nod of thanks for the distraction, then yell "Death to Tyrants" as the rest of the earth ponies abruptly move in, and in a fury of kicks kill the bourgeoisie scum where he stands.

>>23074728

"You've got some nerve, talking to a lady like that."

>>23074781
I'm branching out, trying new things.
And he did look suspicious. No true royalty could refuse a lady such as this.

>>23074809
Let's just say I'm not a newfag and leave it at that, my dino friend.

>>23074728
This

>>23074742
is that lyra? i dont recall her crying...

what episode is this?

What if I waited until we were alone together before kicking him in the face, then wrote "Eat Shit! Love, Assassins" on the wall.

Come to think of it, Celestia and the Mistress would get along rather well.

if rarity is at the party then that means her house is empty so i would rush there to get some of her dress saddles and bridles to wear while i fap

>>23074792
Just google "guy/man fucks pony" "pony creampie" and varients.

>>23073634
I think Twilight Sparkle is destened to be the next Princess.

Twilight is the time between the light and the dark right?

SHE WILL BALENCE THE FORCE!

>>23074840

It's when the parasprites gobble all her... pie? I forget what was on the plate (happened only for a split second)

>>23074822
>mfw this is the only appropriate response

>>23074840

Swarm of the century, right after the parasprite eats her cake. I would weep over the loss of such a delicious cake too.

pic related, about 5 seconds after the scene in the top left

>>23074781
Whaat. I play Soldier and I spy check.
Soldiers are great spy checkers.
Shoot a rocket.
Did your teammate explode?
He was a spy.

>>23074838
please tell me this is not a gag sub, and is the actual translation.

If so, please tell me the name of this show.

>>23074849
I'd probably do that too, to be brutally honest.

>>23074831
Did you make a gui in visual basic to track his IP address?

>>23074862

He was a Deadringer Spy! You just got backstabbed motherfucker!

>>23074728
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
DEPENDING ON YOUR ANSWER I MAY HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS.

>>23074862
total wast of ammo though, with a pyro you just hit them once and they burn almost to death if they're a spy.

>>23074765
No man I'm not reverse trolling or whatever. I'm completely dead fucking serious. My explicit way of typing just gives me a sexual thrill.

>>23074861
>>23074857
oh, i see...

adorable =3

>>23074728

"Sounds like it's time to make some...royal cupcakes."

>>23074728

>Replies

Oh my, how wonderful having a bunch of white knights around to complement the colour of my coat

>>23074912
>>23074912
Well then
you should probably get the fuck out of these threads as blatant furfaggoty and or ponyfucking is heavily frowned upon.

Whereas somewhat creepy lesbian shipping is just fine, oddly enough

>>23074949
>implying I like her coat and not her mane

>>23074949
Right. Now, back to that drink.

>>23074927

We're making cupcakes for the Princess!?

Ooooooo that sounds like fun!

They'll be blueberry! No... strawberry! No... Apricot! No.... Vanilla! No... Fudge! No she needs to budge....

Wait! I know! Let's try something completely different!

Let's try oatmeal cupcakes

>>23074927
Oh boy! These'll be perfect for after the Gala.

Let's make sure to give some to Rarity, okay?
They're sure to cheer her up.

Before you post something, ask yourself this question: Is this something a troll would post?

If yes, as yourself this: Am I trolling?

If no, then what you are about to post is simply incredibly stupid, and you probably shouldn't.

>>23074979

OATMEAL?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!

>>23074988

Yes. Let's.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

>>23074963

>implying you wouldnt stroke that coat

>>23075009

I'd rather wear it.

>>23075013

That's it! I'm revoking your friendship lisence!

Its ok Trolls. We like you despite all your flaws.

If Pinkie has taught us anything it is to laugh at and with the scary monsters. Trolls included. We shall show them love, kindness and friendship, and they too will return to the herd.

>>23075028

Read that in her voice.

Guys.
Guys.
What if...
You following me?
what if...
Rainbow dash was a tomboy/lesbian?

>>23075009
nope, I'd be too busy brushing her mane

you are now aware Rarity has a "back room" in her shop.

what buy?

>>23075041
That was a bad trolling attempt and you should feel bad about it.

>>23075041

>Rainbow Dash a tomboy lesbian

You must have some oatmeal on the brain son...

For whoever suggested that there should be a pony called Monday Morning, here he finally is.

>>23075058

I would purchase some hot... steamy freshly ironed fashion accessories

>>23075073

Rainy Day x Monday Morning OTP

>>23074956
Meh, I don't care. I am who I am. But just so you know irl pony fucking isn't furry.
And If you told me you didn't want any MLP character, I'd call you a liar.

What would be sold on the pony black market?

All I can think of are animal products like Powdered Dragonbone Snuff.

>>23075058
Culottes

>>23075073

Dat Rainy Day! Wow, that art of her is pretty on-model with the original artist's work. .....Are you the original artist?

>>23075095

glue

>>23075041
>implying that isn't what 90% of /co/ already thinks

>>23075095
steroids

>>23075089

>Implying Mocha Delight x Rainy Day isn't the superior OTP

>>23075041
Wow... did someone really edit that in there? You people are fucking pathetic. Keep your stupid shit on /co/ please.

>>23075047

>>23074267
You're like a constant downer. :)

>>23075126
Someone made a joke edit on Wikipedia?

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!

I suppose Armour and Weaponry would be traded. Although we've only seen a little of that on the show.

Narcotics. (That Poppy, she didn't get her cutie mark because of the memorial wreaths she creates, if you know what I mean)

Counterfeit goods. Although why would Rarity deal in counterfeit clothing when there is no label superior to her own handiwork?

>>23075100

Yep, sure am. But dang it, I keep forgetting how long to make my own character's hair.

>>23075126

we've been having editing wars on the Wikipedia page for a couple days now.

>>23075150

>Yep, sure am.

WHY?! WHY DON'T YOU POST MORE?! I'm Rainy Day's biggest fan, holy shit! I have to ask other people here to draw Rainy Day just so I get my fix! You need to draw more Rainy Day, I'm not even playing.

Which pony is most famous for their use of Poppy's "special product"?

Shergar Holmes

>>23075200

Clopson... the needle

>>23075150
=3 Rainy day and Monday morning, I chuckled at the names. I like the idea.

>>23075073
Reminds me of my monday last week.

>>23075176

I would draw ponies all day and night if I could, but I got a ton of other stuff I'm involved in. Not to mention a rather bad shoulder injury. Kinda sucks really.

confoundtheseponiestheydrivemetoprocrastinate.jpg

>>23075133

He didn't just put in SS ponies with little lightning bolts as their symbols.

Please tell me I imagined that.

>>23075252

I think it's funny.

On the day before you and Dash were to go to an airshow to see the wonderbolts... she has an accident and breaks a wing

Nurse pony tells her she'll have to stay in bed that day.

How do you keep her spirits up?

>>23075245

Well it's good to know you still post. Rainy Day and Mocha Delight are two very well loved OC ponies here. More art of them is always welcome.

>>23075267

I tell the Wonderbolts that they have a big fan who sadly couldn't be here today because she was stuck in bed with a broken wing.

If they offer to come and visit her, excellent.

If not I drug them and drag them back to the hospital.

>>23075267
>breaks a wing

She would be inconsolable and I would be forced to take her life.

>>23075273

Haha, really? I haven't been around too often lately, so I didn't really know. Mocha's owner has been awesome though, surprising me with all that art.

Guess I'll try and set some time aside for moar pony shenanigans after I get done editing my video and writing up some stuff.

>>23075267

Her house is a cloud. I gather the weather ponies and we haul that thing to the celestiadamn show

>>23075267

I doubt I'd have to do anything. With Nurse pony around, Dash would be overly content burying her face into Nurse pony's disinfectant flavored candy vag.

>>23075267

Bring the airshow to her by having one in Ponyville. Either that or go to the airshow, simply to have something autographed for her by the Wonderbolts, but refuse to see the show without her.

>>23075297

filename

>>23075306

Do both! Have an airshow, but have it after you've gotten something autographed to give to RD!

>>23075292

>Mocha's owner has been awesome though, surprising me with all that art.

I bug Mocha to draw Rainy Day all the time. She is always happy to do it which pleases me greatly.

>>23075331
>She is always happy to do it which pleases me greatly.

thats nice...
in a creepy kind of way...

>>23075322

mhm...I don't think I could stand a sad Rainbow Dash...it'd kill me...

>>23075331

Really? Well thanks. I'll have to try and do some return art later then.

>>23075353

Which means we need some sad Dash art is there any?

>>23075353

Sooooo...A.J.....got any TwilightxRainbow Dash?

>>23075373

>TwilightxRainbow Dash

WANT!

There is not enough of this pairing

>>23075371
if there isn't then I will be all over that. Sad ponies are oddly adorable ponies.
Tomorrow. Last time I tried to draw dash when I was sleepy, I cut her wings off (accidentally).

>>23075373

...No, actually...

...With the friend-off today I'm gonna be writing something for a Luna pic first...then after that it's the first thing on my request list...

>>23075384

My OTP is far more unique than yours.

>>23075398

Wooo!

To be fair, I too am working on something for the friend off.

>>23075267
First of all, it's a broken wing, not a broken leg, couldn't we just tie it down or something and walk? And second of all it's Ponyland so problems can be solved in ways that would seem downright retarded in real life.

Answer: I will haul her bed to the show on a wagon.

>>23075353
The story I'm working on has sad Rainbow Dash. Still banging it out, but haven't decided for sure to go with the happy ending I have planned, or the sad ending. The sad ending is really sad, but I'm afraid the happy ending might be too much of a deus ex machina.

>>23075384

I agree. I quite like it.

>>23075410

>deus ex machina

Dont ya'll mean Celestia ex machina?

>>23075422
that would be deae ex machina.

I think. It's been a long time since I studied latin.

lol im reading through the bggining of this thread and about half way through someone starts copt pasting fucking FYAD quotes about them makeing fun of pony fans

>>23074267
>>23074246

>>23075410
>>23075389
>>23075371

...man....just don't make it too sad Noel...I don't wanna be bummed out after I look at it...

>>23075409

>not a broken leg

oh my god I am so stupid...damn you 6 AM....fuck it...I take her to the show and make sure she has the best damn time ever...but still try and get her something autographed...

>>23075267

Spend an entire episode convincing the Wonderbolts to write her a get well card. Rainbow Dash will think I'm ignoring her because I'm spending all my time trying to convince them, and both Applejack and Twilight Sparkle try to convince her that I haven't forgotten her, though they themselves have no idea where I am. It all works out in the end, even though Pinkie Pie eats all the peanut butter cups.

>>23075409

>It's just a broken wing, not a leg or something

And after rough housing her on the way to the show, even though she appreciates it, her wing starts to pain her more and more until you go to see nurse pony and she tells you that, due to your carelessness, Dash will never fly again

Bad end

Would anyone mind if I made the next thread?

>>23075454
>bad end
go back to page 48

>>23075410

Happy ending please? :[

>>23075456

Please dont make another 'you wake up next to a pony thread' and sure, go ahead

>>23075454
That's why we tied the wing down, you doof.
Also you're crazy if you think I'd roughhouse someone who was injured.

>>23075434
I'm thinking I may go old school; just write and see what comes out rather than plan it. Don't worry, RD isn't gonna kill herself or anything if I do go with the sad ending, but I'll have to see how it goes. I might just bang the whole thing out now, and post it in the next hour; I think I'm getting close to being done with it.

If not, I'll definitely post it by 5 this afternoon.

>>23075434
also, I'm not Noel.

>>23075434
Haha, dont worry. I dont think it'll be too bad. If it is, I'll draw a happy end, too.

>>23075483

Yeah bro, that's what I do all the time!

>>23075499

...so...yeah...new thread...

>129 images

Er, you sure we're at image limit?

>>23075582

>>23075582

yeah I noticed that after I posted the new thread...apparently this one never got the general image!

someone please post it here...

of course we are not