>>23045971
I'd freak the fuck out like any sane person would wtf?

And make sure she hasn't impaled anything.

>>23045971

D'awww and go back to sleepy cuddles :3

>>23045971
She is such a grumpy pony there are better waifus.

Least it isn't in /tg/ this time. I don't think I could keep from cuddling.

>That whole fucking sentence
fucking faggot OP god, when will this shit end.

>>23046036
Pony thread in /tg/?

Link?

Scream like a little fucking girl.

fuck two ponie threads which do i post in and which do i delete.

as a janitor these are the hard decisions i make day to day.

well this is my motherfucking reality, so i decide that it's humanized Twilight Sparkle. so, i do >>23046027

i love black chicks.

Must be monday. Go back to sleep.

>>23046048
It got deleted. As a transplanted elegan/tg/enleman, I was quite amused, but it could never have lasted long.

I wonder what the fuck drug i took to make me see talking magical ponies.

>>23045971
squeal with delight, hug her and snuggle.

Fluttershy is still the goddess of d'aawwwwwwwwwwww though

I'd wonder why there's a purple unicorn in my cat's spot.
I'd then wonder why there's a purple unicorn in my house.
I'd then wonder how the purple unicorn is talking to me.
Finally, I'd wonder just what the hell was in those brownies.

>>23045971
>oh hey an image i made is the OP image

>jesus christ why is the topic such troll bait what the fuck

>>23046067

>as a janitor these are the hard decisions i make day to day
>janitors are told they will be immediately demoted if they announce themselves in public

>>23046067
If you were the actual janitor, you wouldn't allow any pony threads. They are pure cancer.

>>23045971
I would wish to god my schizophrenia would wear off, then tell her I was going to buy her some Asimov later.

Why must these threads start like this.

Uh, I'd flip out most likely if I'm not all groggy in the morning (which I usually am every morning). But if I'm groggy I'll probably just go back to sleep until my stomach wakes me up and tells me to eat something. who am I kidding, sure I'd cuddle a little bit, but then it would get wierd

Anyway, I had this idea of drawing up AJ as Zero and Rainbow Dash as X. Any objections? This is just a little something I whipped up in flockdraw hastily. I'm probably going to hand draw it if nopony objects.

ask if i can have an exchange for rarity or applejack

Slowly get out of bed go over to my bat and beat the horse to death. Then go to my computer find out where I can get this turned in to steak and burgers. Eat it for dinner and mount it's head on my wall. Then take a picture and show it to /co/ And enjoy my burger can you taste the love /co/ can you?

I would wonder why the fuck there is a pony in my bed.

I mentioned i would make this a few days ago. here is an in progress pic of Stig Pony

I start freaking the fuck out, there is a purple unicorn in my bed, either the supernatural is now a reality or my mind has lost it's fragile grip on sanity.

request from previous thread.
>Twilight and Rarity
>cuddled up together on a pillow and kissing each other softly

>>23046133
wrong, I would allow exactly half of the pony threads.

a fair compromise between pony love and pony hate.

>>23046119
Y'know, one time I tripped on DXM (the active ingredient in cough syrup), and in the haze of hallucination I totally cuddled a mega cute girl I thought I saw. So if you do the right drugs, you might just wake up cuddling Twilight.

Not REALLY related, I just like to share the stories of my drug trips. Fun times.

>Twilight and Rarity
dawwwww...
>cuddled up together on a pillow
OH GOD MY HEART
>and kissing each other softly

B-but, I, uh, like, well, Flu- Fl-... fluttershy better...

I ask her where the fuck is my fried daffodills and toast

bitch

Tell her to go make me a damn sandwich already

>>23046167

Pretty good stuff so far bro. I hope you get around to the others ones. Extra heavy on the romance too! The shiplust was strong in that thread.

>>23046140

let's see.

Twilight would cuddle. Pinkie would wake you up. Rarity would get on top of you, then wake you up. Applejack would make you breakfast in bed. Fluttershy would get scared by something and wake you up with a tighter-than-usual hug. and Dash would stay passed out until about noonish.

i predict another round of spoilered short fics

>>23046167

Thanks bro

I lie there grinning, my world shattered and not caring, feeling her breathe.

And reCaptcha provids the rest: we'd elope. I'm sure my church wouldn't understand.

>>23046135
pony fans like to troll the shit out of other pony fans.

this is what i choose to believe, the alternative makes me sad.

>>23045971
OP's creepiness aside, I would ask her to magic me up a mustache

>>23046167

Holy shit that art is fucking good! Please do Luna x Trixie next! Luna kissing Trixie and loving each other tenderly. Thanks man!

>>23046119
>I'd wonder why there's a purple unicorn in my cat's spot

glad im not the onlyone who thought "why is my cat a pony now" after reading the op.

First, check to make sure I'm not dreaming. If I'm not I'll wake her up and ask her how she managed to come to my dimension. Then ask if she wants to read Science Fiction stories together.

How many other bronies did this?

I'm curious caus I only did the second post

Collaborative writefaggotry!

>>23045971
Probably just cuddle back. Shes not there to kill me obviously, so might as well take advantage of a soft unicorn in my bed.

What a shitty way to start a general thread.

Also, any drawfags have any interest in drawing the main cast as the six classes from the original Final Fantasy? What I have in mind is:
Fighter: Apple Jack
Black Belt: Rainbow Dash
Thief: Pinkie Pie
Red Mage: Rarity
White Mage: Fluttershy
Black Mage: Twilight Sparkle

I know I've requested it before, but I still wanna see it and I for all I know I might not be alone in that.

>>23046212
Naw man.

Twilight would give you a groggy "huh? oh, morning" and go back to sleep.
Applejack would tell you it's darn tootin' time to get up and get them chores done.
Rarity would be asleep, and then complain that you woke her up because she needs her beauty sleep.
Pinkie wouldn't be asleep at all; you'd just turn over and open your eyes to find her face staring at you like two inches away, and then have her cheerfully screaming "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNIING!"
Rainbow you got right, she'd just be passed out till noon.
Fluttershy would extravagantly apologize for waking you up, and then run away feeling bad, and you'd have to track her down and tell her it's okay.

>>23046212
I'd write one, at least, but to my great shame I can't make spoilers work.

I would tell myself, this is not my beautiful house!
I would tell myself, this is not my beautiful wife!

>>23046290
>>23046290

I'm the one that wrote the final three posts. Not that people will remember, I forgot to put my name on it until the last one, and by that point figured it was too late.

I don't know who did the ones before my writefaggotry. It was just a spur of the moment thing on my end.

>>23046212
>Applejack personality
>Breakfast in Bed

If you ain't a guest, you're working for that shit, son.

apple flecked waffles with cinnamon, Apple Jacks with apple cubes in it, a sliced apple, and apple juice. this is your your Sweet Apple acre breakfast.

>>23046354

how did i get here.

>>23046333
>Pinkie wouldn't be asleep at all; you'd just turn over and open your eyes to find her face staring at you like two inches away, and then have her cheerfully screaming "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNIING!"

exactly

>>23046364

but in the context of the scenario, you're clearly her boyfriend. and most likely, the giver of vigourous dickings the night before.

>>23045971
Well, I fucked a horse. I think my top priority would be to flee the country and change my identity and probably up my medication while I'm at it.

>>23046350
i will teach you the magic of spoilers

[spoiler}words words words[/spoiler] but make sure that } is actually a ]

>>23045971
Well in the context of what OP is saying I am assuming that this is happening in my plane of existence. In which case Twilight Sparkle probably wouldn't last very long.

>>23046377
I like to think that she's just cuddling up like my dog likes to do.

I ask her to get me a glass of milk

>>23046333

>Pinkie wouldn't be asleep at all; you'd just turn over and open your eyes to find her face staring at you like two inches away, and then have her cheerfully screaming "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNIING!"

I don't know if I'd be shitting my pants because of that, or because of the fact that a cartoon character is in my bed.

>>23045971
evryone likes ponies - but why this?

Is this going to be the thread? Eh, whatever.

Anyway, good news! It looks like a lot of the images from yesterday's missing threads got saved, even though the threads themselves didn't. I've made a "recovered files" page listing all the images; if you're looking for something from that time, it might be in there.

http://arch.413chan.net/jan29.html

>>23046350
well that's simple.

you type [spoiler, followed by a ] to cap it off. Dont capatalize it, don't put "Spoilers"

then you put a [/spoiler] at the end.

>>23046447

because they're adorable.

>>23045971
I'd be freaked out for a second then hug her back and fall back asleep.

who would want to stick their dick in a huge gross horse vagina

>>23046364
as someone who loves appples that sounds fucking good and im hungry now. and not a single apple in the house. sadfrog.jpg

>>23045971

I'd probably frown and think "Why didn't I wake up to Trixie instead?".

how does one with hooves hug?

anyways HD linkdump
1080p:
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic 1x01 - Friendship is Magic, Part 1 (1080p.HDTV.ac3-5.1.x264) [mentos] - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9OJF0QUB
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic 1x13 - Fall Weather Friends (1080p.HDTV.ac3-5.1.x264) [mentos] - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=789PVDHS

720p:
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic 1x01 - Friendship is Magic, Part 1 (720p.HDTV.ac3-5.1.x264) [mentos] - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=N1A0HFA3
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic 1x13 - Fall Weather Friends (720p.HDTV.ac3-5.1.x264) [mentos] - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RCRWFT2N

1x02 is gonna take bit longer. And I really need to sleep. Tomorrow, friends. Goodnight.

>>23046446
well if there is a cartoon character in your bed, there is like a 50/50 chance your a cartoon character now, and can totally take advantage of that with all the cartoons we have watched.

Ponies would weigh 400-600 lbs
Enjoy your crushed ribcage

>>23046503
sweet logic. it's really 1080p, right? not 1080i?

>>23046364

like Epic Meal Time but with apples instead of bacon. oh god.

alright, here on Epic Apple Cooking, we got a bunch of apples, a big-ass juicer, some frying pans, a waffle iron, and some fermented cider. we're bout to get drunk on apples. you ain't down with that? then you get the hell off this farm

>>23046503
Thanks mentos, off to rewatch ep 1 in HD!

>>23046518

Well that would just scare me even more.

I don't know if I have enough shit in my bowels to account for just how shitless I'd be scared at that point.

Ugh, the people in this thread describing Fluttershy made me realize I had a girlfriend that was exactly like her once. Broke up with her because I didn't want her to be the only girl I was with for the rest of my life, her having been only the second of my real relationships.

It's sad, 'cause Fluttershy's just making me reminisce about how adorable she was.

...but >>23046333 's version of Rainbow and Twilight are both cuter, really.

So I watched a few clips of this. I think I...

I think I....

Like it. It's well voiced, animated, and the sound design is impressive. It's definitley a guilty pleasure for me now. Just for god sake's let's keep the weird fetishes and porn to a minimum.

>>23046519
given the dimensions in the show, the girls are actually about the size of a labrador. Compare Fluttershy to the size of her little rabbit for a sense of scale, so they'd actually weigh more like about 120 pounds.

>>23046519
How the fuck can she sit like that AND HOW THE FUCK CAN THAT BENCH SUPPORT THAT WEIGHT?!

I NEED the name of the metal that bench is made from, Stark industries could see a profit from this land after all.

I always wonder what Mrs.Faust would think of this kind of thing. Adorable, or really damn creepy? I mean the OP's post is....kinda cute...but..somewhat disturbing if you stand back and look with some objectivity. So, would she think it's adorable that a bunch of dudes want to cuddle with her characters, or creepy that a bunch of dudes want to wake up next to a pony?

These are the questions of our time.

>>23046559

>wierd fetishes to a minimum

None of that here bro

>>23046523
it's deinterlaced, so yeah. I guess. I dunno what else it would be besides not progressive if its' not interlaced

>>23046523
From looking at the ep 13 raw & encode - yep, they've been deinterlaced.

>>23046578
That's a pretty epic do not want face on Twilight there.

>>23046559
That's exactly how I felt. I was like "seriously what is the appeal of this" then watched it, and now am obsessed with it. Fluttershy is mai waifu, but in a non sexual way. She's too cute for that.

>>23046456
Test

>>23045971

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH TWILIGHT!

uhhh notice anything wrong with this rainbow dash in the beginning of the race

>>23046598
Hey! It worked. Ok, now time to work on a story.

>>23046574

It's adorable out of context, but when you put it back into the context of the usual content in these threads (ie fapfics and rule 34) it gets disturbing in a motherfucking heartbeat.

I stand by what I said earlier. I would scream like a motherfucker if this happened. I can honestly not think of very many things that would be that scary (initially, at least).

>>23046563

>given the dimensions of the show the ponies are about the size of labradors

If ya'll excuse me I'll be in my lab

>there's a horse in my bed
>nowait, unicorn
>aren't unicorns supposed to have cloven hooves?
>dirty hooves on my immaculate sheets FFFF-
>Wait how the fuck did this get up the stairs?
>How the fuck am I gonna get it down again?
>Ogod horse breath
>Wait did that thing just talk?

I'm not a very fast thinker in the mornings.

>>23046606

Someone chainsawed her wings off?

>>23046566
Better question, how'd they build the bench

>>23046559
... didn't you used to spam these threads?

>>23046618
>I can honestly not think of very many things that would be that scary (initially, at least).

I'd give her a hug back. Twilight is really cute.

>>23046606
Fucking DOLPERPONIES!

>>23046537
I'm originally from the south, so this shit can go on.

Pig Pickin'- apple pickin'
cornbread - apple bread
collard greens - with fucking apples
iced tea - with fucking apples

you can bet dessert would be a goddamn applefest.

You'd be pissing cider.

>>23046628

With the magnets in their hooves of course

If anyone else cares, Tara Strong now has a twitter:
http://twitter.com/#!/tarastrong

i swear to god the shipping is getting out of hand

>>23046651

Tell it to Queen Doppelpopellopelis.

>>23046642
Yes.

And I apologise for that now. I'm not quite ready to be a...

"Brony."

But I can appreciate this show. It's like with onion rings, I use to hate them, but then I tried one and I love them now.

>>23046673

Give us something else to talk about then

Something better If you have the nerve for it

>>23046563

Its easier to scale them by the cows. The average cow: 4 feet 4 inches.

They are roughly half that.

>>23046654

our ponies are classy people-- so we made them a goddamn apple plate. yeah, you heard me. an. apple. plate. i don't give a *qwerk*. i run this farm.

>>23046691

>2 ft, 2 in
>have yard-stick next to me
>check and see how tall they would be

holy fuck they're small.

>>23046673
I don't do much shipping, but I do think that Rainbow dash is supposed to be a lesbian. I think she likes Pinkie, but Pinkie is still too young to know about being interested in either sex.

Spike obviously likes Rarity, and I think Fluttershy has a thing for Spike.

>>23046626
oh shit no wings

i only noticed the number paper missing, i dont think that is dash this must be the first appearance of rainbow flash goddamn the animators are lazy as fuck

>>23046624
Start with a Shetlander base

>>23046503
Uploaded all the 1080p links to the blog, thanks for these, they are awesome.

>>23046682
Heh, I remember you.
Now if only Mr Hate or Fire fucking fag was like you.
Anyway, I understand if you don't come here, that thread is fucking awful and I wonder if it's not started by a troll...
Anyway, since the archive work again, can someone dump the most interesting pics made yesterday?

>>23046689
god damn i'm so tempted to say dinoxpony alliance but i made an agreement to not talk about it much until i have all my fics and shit done, including a few other non-dino fics, like one based on the ringing bell of chirin
but fuck shit fuck ALL THE SHIPPING

Ok bronies, to give us something additional to talk about...

I know it's a hypothetical that's been used before, but lets just say that you find yourself in Ponyville as a pony.

What function would you perform in the community? Could you contribute in any meaningful way?

>>23046703
They're ponies. Ponies are small horses, bro.

Who is the main artist and where is her deviant art page?

>>23046680

Its Dodgeball time.

>>23046727

Are you talking about the creator of the show?

Lauren Faust?

>>23046519
That's nothing compared to the "cushin for the pushin" babes I've fucked.

>>23046715
Well, I don't sleep well and this is the main thread, so I guess it's a good place to start makeing amends.

I like the Cowgirl Pony. Applejack, right?

>>23046722
I'd probably just do my job in real life there; I'm a high school english teacher.

>>23046727
http://fyre-flye.deviantart.com/

appearantly she was here more than once.

>>23046723
Not just ponies! LITTLE ponies. My, my...

>>23046722
Succeed in killing Derpy via alcohol poisoning.

>>23046691

them some small ponies.

>>23046722
Do any ponies need a small engine repaired?

here is another shot of rainbow flash in the background

ITS FUCKING GLORIOUS

>>23046720
Come on, the shipping isn't so bad. I mean, most of this chart makes sense, with all the tension and tail pulling and thing this show has....
I rather prefer show related shipping, than, say, lolrandumb things like OCs, Cloydes... Or, you know, DINOS!

>>23046781
she so fast she can be in two places at once.

>>23046722

I would be pretty damn useless, i guess ill just have to chill out with Fluttershy

>>23046781
Hopelessboundpony.jpg

>>23046797
just the camera you fool

>>23046753
I think Applejeck might be my favorite if only because of all all the apple puns with her family members when she's around. Granny Smith cracked me up. And she reminds me of Sandy

Hug her and go back to sleep.

I like Fluttershy a lot because of just how goddamn adorable she is, but I think my favorite is Applejack.

>>23046786
umud.jpg

>>23046807
She reminds me of Bonnie from RDR, so she's aces with me.

>>23046722
I'd be a fucking professor at Pony U. Probably something science-related so I could get away with wearing a labcoat. God that's cute on a pony.
Mad scientist pony?
Mad scientist pony

>>23046781
so it is officially confirmed rainbow dash has a sister and they spend most of their day eating eachothers candy vag

>>23046694
You best not be talkin' to them cottin' pickin' Orange clan folk, neither. Those folks'll ruin your soul.

Especially that Grapefruit girl. She'll take everything you say and twist into somethin' that's just plain cruel soundin'.

Tangerine's a little sweetheart, though.

>>23046844
was that really necessary

>>23046848
GOD.

>>23046746
Lauren Faust? YES! thats her, what is her website?

>>23046758

Do the ponies even Have high school?

And as a 3rd year uni student with that same role as my aspiration.... I really dont know

Go finish my degree at Canterlot university?

Dammit /co/, I'm watching this on YouTube and I can't stop smiling. It's just so honest and simple and fun.

Fuck.

.....

We need a Tesla pony.

>>23046876

Go here

>>23046762

And dont post any particularly annoying question comments.

It got pretty out of control at one point, right up to trying to bring her into the stupid race war we had

Also, pic related, it's Lauren being awesome

That Rainbow Dash has moxie.

>>23046781
We should make a page on the wiki with all the animation errors we spot, you know, clonies, inner cutie mark...
Not in a bad way, just so if someone from the production staff see it, it push them to be more careful...
Also, here's another one I spotted, the color of the horseshoes switched.

>>23046537
"...next time? We eat MAGIC."

>>23046886

Well we have waiter pony/ aka Pony Stark

A moustache is a good start right?

Is there any kind of "Make your own MLP avatar" thing? I'd love to make a pony version of myself.

>>23046666
hey so does some other voice actor. they seem like some cool peeps.

i wana be a voice actor.

well it looks like rainbowflash disappeared from the race but this pony in a dress saddle showed up out of no where, why would you wear that in a race

>>23046722
I would be pretty a useless pony, but am usually pretty willing to help people with unskilled labor. Maybe I'd be a mailpony, or help with planting. I'm sure there would be something I could do.

>>23046904
Which one are you watching now?
Have you seen Dragonshy or the most recent one?

>>23046926
Yeah, but it needs a lightening ass mark thingy.

>>23046917
But...

But.........

FRIENDSHIP is MAGIC. Do you want to eat our friendship?!

>>23046950
How else could I internalize it forever?
And add excessive amounts of bac-- er, APPLES?

>>23045971
Okay, wow. I'm a dedicated Brony, but that was just creepy.

>>23046901
>lauren never posts on her DA again

>>23046917
tastes like minty grape pop rocks

warning: contains taurine and ginseng in excessive doses. Also, heroin.

I know I've asked this a bajillion times, but is anybrony willing to deliver a wallpaper of this?

I dont know how to do it myself

>>23046941
Err, episode two I think? It's my first full episode, I'll finish it, and then go and do the others in order.

I'm hooked.

I never thaught a show about ponies could be so...

Good.

>>23046950
I can think of something I'd like to eat, and it will be magical, and when I'm done our friendship will be even better.

>>23046879
I dunno, but I'd enjoy teaching the pony tales to the kids.

Like "Frankenstallion" by "Mare-y Shelley"

Eh? eh?

>>23046973
it isnt availib in 1080p - dont you understand?

>>23046963
Yeah, that OP is a tad excesive.

>>23046985

Not until now

It isnt as if anyone has told me that

Thanks

>>23046976
YUS WE HAVE ANOTHER BRONY.

>>23046950

BECAUSE WE FUCKING WELL CAN

>>23046963
I hardly ever even read the OP anymore

>>23046980
But Rainbow Dash, I have a penis. And I sell drugs to the community.

>>23046503
MENTOS. HOLY SHIT. SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THE SOURCE FOR THOSE HDS ARE.

>>23046984

Fess up... you'd probably end up reading Fillita

>>23046994
i told you that before.

DAMN YOU HUBWORLD!
It is 2:30am, I'm drunk and I have some SERIOUS Adventures in Ponyville to play! You god damned dirty drug pushing...

I mean... nevermind.

>>23047012

maybe they'll add the save function

Wouldnt that be cool?

>>23046976
yus

>Fluttershy with AJ's hat with Applejack. Please?
done.

i'll be going to sleep now. i'll be doing some more of these in the morning.

>>23047012

>>23047003
usenet

Is Pinkie Pie younger then the other ponies, or just ditzy as hell?

The ponies

I just cant get them out of my mind

The ponies

>>23047043

>>23045971
i'd probably slip inside her while she's hugging me and surprise her, she'd shed a tear because it's so big, bigger than big Macintosh ((she'd tear up like in that one gif that's usually floating around))

and she's squeal "ugh! it's so big..." as i continue to pump softly.

wait for it...

>>23047055
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

>>23047055

The only pony we know her to be younger than is Fluttershy (because Flutter explicitly said so)

>>23047055
That's a good question.
She likely has ADD

>>23047055
I think she's just kind of crazy in a special way. She seems to be aware that she's on a TV show for one; she's directly spoken to the camera/audience a couple of times.

>>23047040

i didnt know it was physically possible to love someone through the internet.

>>23047062
hahahahahaha no... but in reality i'd probably snap her neck...

OKAY I'D KISS HER! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

>>23047055
Well, she's a year younger than Fluttershy.
Ditzy as hell sounds about right.

>>23047062
I do NOT wish to know you, and I'm glad I don't

>>23046980
wait, does that mean magic in Equestria is generated by...?

Oh shit. It makes sense now. Why there are so many magical females and so few males.

Why Twilight was sent to make so many "friends" and her resulting power spike.

I have just ruined my own perceptions.

why did they even bother coloring bonbon green here they arnt fooling anyone

>>23047040

There needs to be a pic of Twilight or Rarity trying on the hat and ruining it by tearing it with their horns

>>23047075
Just hit the first musical number. Either my insomnia has driven me mad or this is the best new cartoon of the decade.

>>23047055
she is a year younger then fluttershy at least. but she is basically just ditzy as hell. a real loonytoon that one.

>>23047096

RADIOACTIVEPONY!

Lyra warned bon bon about that experimental nuclear reactor in the basement... but she just didnt listen

>>23047027
>.< I bloody know.

http://mlpflockdrawfun.deviantart.com/

MLP flockdraw deviant art

>>23047096
haha thats so lazy its amazing, they must of been on a hard deadline.

>>23047118

everyone. please post pony porn. i need it for a school project

>>23047084
>this brony doesn't know sarcasm
haha oh god i love how you can't read spoilers.
especially when it's all in good fun.

>>23047140
go to ponyhell you faggot

>>23047040
Everyone except applejack wears applejack's hat.

>>23047098
Even rarity.
but she didn't ruin it

>>23047107
>SHE'S AN EVIL ENCHANTRESS THAT DOES EVIL DANCES

>>23047134

Lightning Bolt.

>>23047134
Thunder Colt, of course.

>>23047140

>pony porn

Fine, have some delicious Applebloom/Zecora

I'm sure you'll learn something from it

>>23046886
>>23046886
>>23046886

TESLA
PONY
YOU SAY?

what would his name be?
bright spark?

also lol lineart in sai looking way better than anything else i do for some raisin

>>23047166
BROOONIES!! PLEAASE!! I NEED PONY PORN FOR MY CLASS!!1

>>23047160
>>23047165
>>23047168
Let's combine the two for Lightening Colt.

>>23047107
>he hasn't gotten to the good episodes yet
Oh boy.

>>23047168

Holy shit! More giraffes!

Must be my drink...

>>23047183

Anonymous delivers

>>23047091
How do we call this setting?
Vagpunk? Dykepunk?

>>23047201
OH YOU >:

>>23047201
bronies. i heard that you were the group with the most magical friendship on the entire interweb. but if you really are... please post pony porn.

>>23047183

You've had your warning! That was it...

How bout this Zebra slap your shit!?

>>23047166
>>23047166
you're doing it wrong.

>>23047214
plaese... i just need to cum to a pony for my class project.

what do you think this cutie mark is supposed to be

>>23047213

Fine... I relent

Here's what you ALL really want

>>23047217
ARE YOU CRAZY?

Oh god Rarity is Dr. Steinman.

>>23047223
Looks like tornadoes.

>>23047218

>>23047223
Tornados. Derp.

>>23047166
You know what would be funny is if we went to /b/ and started a pony porn thread OH GOD WHY DID I SAY THAT SOMEONE SHOOT ME IN THE LEG WITH A GUN OH GOD.

No seriously, Okay, I'm fine. I'm taking some Percocet and washing it down with Guinness. Let's just pretend this post never happened. Thank you.

>>23047226
bronies. where is the magical friendship. i am a dry sahara in need of a refreshing pony porn pic from kind friends. i need it for a class project bronies.

>>23047226
>>23047217

awww shit

This thread is gettin crazy yo.

>>23047223
Smoke weed every day.

>>23047213
It exists in past threads. Look for stuff with broken thumbnail links - generally that indicates that the image was spoilered.

Don't expect people to post stuff on demand, especially when a good portion, probably even a majority, of the culture doesn't approve of such materials.

Also, you are stretching your story nearly to the breaking point.

OP - would go outside to see if I was in Ponyville

Also working on a shot of Sugar Cube corner with 4 ponies (points to whoever names the work I am referencing). Any feedback? It's supposed to be a nighttime scene. I ended up taking a lot of liberties with the design of the shop to fit the shot. I was thinking of depicting Pinkie, Luna, Twilight and Dash, though the last two I haven't quite settled on.

>>23047217
>>23047226
That... is so damned sexy I can't believe it. Thank you sirs.

>>23047245

>/b/unny threads

Dont do that, we've did it, we experienced it

And ultimately nothing good came of it

HURPA
DURPA
I LUV PONEEEZ
PIC RELATED
DERP
YIFF

>>23047107
the two parter episode with the big plot is actually the worst part of the show. Don't get me wrong, they're not bad at all, but unlike the rest of the show, those episodes take themselves seriously, whereas the rest of the show is all about poking fun at itself.

>>23047269
can you show me please. my class project needs pony porn so i can cum to it.

>>23047242
naw it looks more like some kind of radish and besides only pegasus have weather relarted marks you newfoal

these zecora posts remind me. i saw a thread "WU TANG CLAN IS NOW THE MAIN CHARACTERS IN THE LAST CARTOON/COMIC YOU WATCH/READ! WHAT HAPPENS"

someone draw the wu tang clan as zebras

>>23047299
no. you should draw pony porn for my class project.

>>23047277
Well yeah, there's nothing good on /b/, that's the point.
Oh man I saw pony porn on furaffinity the other day and I didn't know if I should kill the guy or NO! NOTHING. FORGET I SAID seriously I need to stop drinking. This night is just turning weird.

>>23047299
Twilight would have to write a letter to Celestia telling her how she learned the virutue of not fucking with the wu tang clan. She'd also learn that not giving a fuck about police is one of the virtues of friendship.

Did Twilight just go at 88 miles an hour to escape the sexy voiced Moon Horse?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ_rOTBB3I8

>>23047321

>he was on furaffinity

ugh

here's some porn for the guy who was asking for it.

>>23047223
seashells

>>23047321
/b/ hasn't been relevant or even remotely entertaining since 2006. The scientology bullshit was when /b/ finally jumped the shark.

>>23047326
Nah, she doesn't need to be moving to wink like that.
Oh and whatever you do, don't mkae up a drinking game yet.

>>23047271
But she is on top of you! You going to disturb that?

PLEASE!! PONY PORN!! CLASS PROJECT!! I TRIED TO GOOGLE IT BUT IT NO WORK BRONIES!! PLEASE HELP ME WITH YOUR MAGICAL FRIENDSHIP!! PLEASE!!

>>23047326
yes, twilight is a dolaran.

spoiler. she gona be ponyporing alot in future episodes.

(also i love it when people watch a show/read a comic for the first time and give periodict updates to a thread. its fun seeing what goes through a persons mind as they watch something.

>>23047321
Is he that guy that has original characters and "commission" art featuring the MLP characters with a random commissioner?

>>23047326
I have a friend who's a converted fan of gen 2 and 3. She regrets that there is no more evil Luna.

Also, I think she was saying that Spike was the Snips and Snails of the old show. The original clueless boy character. I dunno.

Any bronies actually man enough to watch gen < 4? I sure ain't. But I am kinda curious. There certainly are carried over aspects.

look out there
the forest, the mountains and plains
it's there for us
All of it.

guess where this is from for a cookie

>>23047362
Explain to me what kind of class project would require rule 34 of My Little Pony.

BRONIES. GAZE AT THIS PIC AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN YOU SAY YOU CAN'T POST PONY PORN.

>>23047353
I thought she rolled over to the side when she went back to sleep. It should be apparent from the surroundings though, if there's an 8 color palette being used in my room, I think it's safe to assume I'm in Ponyville

>>23047321
>pony porn
>furaffinity
>mfw you're surprised

>>23047386

The creepy kind?

Seriously... I like me some rule 34, don't get me wrong. But something about ponies. Honestly. It's pretty much the ONLY fandom I don't want to see rule 34 of.

The ONLY fandom.

Where's my desk? That's weird.

>>23047386

It's just a troll exploiting the fact that we generally throw a shitfit over the subject of porn

Depending on the thread. Sometimes other bronies just seem to roll over and accept it

>>23047392
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Request was that AJ teach AB applebucking. Second page is coming.

>>23047271
night hawks? i can dig it

i would like to see more pinkie porn preferably with her having a realistic horse vagina

>>23047386
HLTH&146
Im doing a slide on abnormality in the psych, but am focusing on fetish.

>>23047404
Yeah I'm... not a normal person. Let's just leave it at that and move on.

Sorry. I'd shut up, but I'm drunk and I've been watching Archer season 1 on DVD. My brain is in a weird place.

>>23047321
>pony porn on furaffinity
>on furaffinity

ya don't say.

>>23047425

>Applebuck Fuckups.jpg

>>23047425
awesome

>>23047271
It's for the game? It looks great! I not very good at constructive feedback for I have no game making knowledge, nor do I even know what kind of game it is

>>23047271

PLEASE. PONY PORN. MAGICAL FRIENDSHIP. PLEASE BRONY FRIENDS.

>>23047460
Have you tried paheal?

>>23047370
His name is "sip" and I unwatched him.

I'll forgive the Twilight one, but messing with Apple Bloom? No dude! Dude! No.

WHY am I still... nevermind.

>>23047469
paheal????

>>23047460
It is wrong to tip the vessel of knowledge my student.

so calm down

>>>23047425
Clean your fucking lines you stupid cunt. Do you know how fucking hard it is to tell what is happening in your comics?

>>23047425
>dat filename

doing a random fanfic for writing practice that involves applebloom practicing on a cherry tree

>>23047409
>>23047460
>>23047460
>>23047460
OKAY I GIVE IN. HERE!!! I GIVE UP!

>>23047431
:D Bingo. I was originally thinking of doing something quaint and that shot came to mind. It was only after looking up the original image that I realized there was a nice semi-reference to ponies in the original work. Edward Hopper the first brony? lol

>>23047478
GUIES. PLEASE DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE LIKE WHAT THAT GUYS IS TELLING US TO DO.

>>23047474
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/my_little_pony/1

Wow. Today was a horrid day for pony threads. We had one good one, and the rest were all... this or worse.

>>23047484
booo i fucked up. fucking spoiler box. i could have sworn i clicked you :(

>>23047425
>I AM a big pony!

But seriously this is excellent. Good faces.
... I have to go to bed now. But... I'll look for page 2 when it's done.

>>23047460
holy shit you lazy lazy lazy fuck

http://fchan.us/toon/res/68141.html#i68141

>>23047490
thank you. i feel the magic of friendship. bronies. i am honored to have talked with you.

>>23047490

get a load of this horses ass.

>>23047460
Give us a good lie, at least. Come on.

>>23047508
>>23047490

you are both faggots

Speaking of all this...
Can anyone explain this one to me? I'm sure it's some fur gag but what does the symbol he drew mean?
I'm pretty sure if no one can explain it to me, that's a good thing.

>>23047271
I wasn't thinking of using it for a game, just as a general fan-based work (still a WIP), but I'm open for ideas if there's someone who wanted to use this for a game

>>23047498
I still laughed. It's cool.

>>23047515
i haven't lied. i'm tkaing HLTH&146 otherwise known as human health and s3xuality. when the project for sexual psych deviations came up, i picked the topic of bestiality. now i am here looking for pics to go with it, since i can't use real ones.

>>23047479
Woah, hostility! I dunno where your eyes are, bro, but the whole thing seems pretty clear, to me. Yeah, it'd be BETTER if it were cleaned up, but everything you need is right there.

>>23047520

WE DONT FUCKING SPEAK ABOUT THIS IMAGE

>>23047549
lets talk about that image.
what is the meaning.

>>23047520
it's probably his emblem or something

>>23047549
Okay, I accept this.

But seriously, why?

>>23047520
>>23047549
I dun get it

>>23047556
perhaps the rabbit was simply a pedo and wanted a look at her ass? it would explain why big mac was so angry.

>>23047479
here, let me translate that out of fuckass speak and into proper criticism

"because of the layout, it is somewhat difficult to follow the flow of events, perhaps if you re-ordered the divisions between panels in order to more accurately portray the order of events? one example is the cloned applejack in the first panel. why is that there when it could be easily split into two panels?"

>this has been another "Dino-Fag(TM) translation"

>>23047520
I'd be ready to tear someone in half, too, if some fucking stranger drew on my little sister's ass. Can't say I know what makes this thing particularly bad, but that's my take on it.

>>23047549
has anyone thought hard to enough to decipher that this was simply a troll? he doesnt state a reason as to why. he simply expresses anger and states that we shouldn't speak of it.

>>23047520
>0r0ch1

whelp.

Jesus Christ Pinky.

It's just a party.

>>23047578
This explanation is reasonable to me as well.

dat shiny applebloom ass

>>23047372
When I was a little colt my cousin and I used to watch this MLP movie that had Flutter ponies and the badass unstoppable ooze it was pretty cool back then
>>23047520
That's his stupid artist's signature

>>23047539
Beastiality's a whole different thing from sexualising children's cartoons, mate. :/
Why can't you use actual bestiality pics?

>>23047579

We've had discussions about this image before, and they all end in people calling each other furry pedophiles. Like you.

>>23047520
just his sig. something to put on pics to show its his without writting out a whole name.

How does a pony even put on a monocle?

>>23047604
I'm not the one you quoted, but I can answer that.
Not everyone is as desensitized as us, bro. They aren't used to seeing bestiality, gore, etc., so it'd still be incredibly offensive to a pretty large percent of the students.
That, and getting those pics to begin with would probably not fare so well with this anon's popularity offline.

>>23047575
Actually I found the 'cloned' applejack to be perfectly legible. Not every comic needs a gutter to make sense. Also, by skipping panel divisions altogether, we can see the whole background uninterrupted.

>>23047604
pics of arousing animal toons are in the same genre as real life animal intercourse. unfortunately, the instructor has explained that photos are out of the question in the presentation. toons are a safer bet because the administrative faculty won't question cartoons that are geared toward learning in the class.

a photo of a guy fucking a dog will probably raise some eyebrows though.

>>23047600
ME!

>>23047580
...looks like you know him.

>>23047620

>>23047602
All the details together have completely explained this image, and now I can hate it more, and less vaguely.

>>23047473
Sure is self promotion in this thread. Then again, /co/ is so twisted, that they aren't in in for pony porn, so they genuinely don't care, the fools...

>>23047627
HEY
HEY NOW
i was just translating, never said i agreed with him

just postin some screens i took

captcha: praise totos

>>23047432
"But there's no bucket in this- OH GOD PINKIE"

This image is kind of late but whatever.

If anyone can make a good macro out of this, I will be very grateful. It has a lot of potential, but I can't think of one. :/

re: everything that has been posted to this post.

This thread needs more derpy. Badly.

>>23046682
brony was something stupid that got out of hand
not everypony likes it

I'm surprised how few fanfic takes advanatge of twilight praticing magic/screwing up magic.

you could do alot of shit with that inyour stories, even the dirty ones.

especially the dirty ones.

>>23047687

This reminds me

We need an image of Angry marine Applebloom

some guy caught me at work watching the newest episode and he told me i shouldnt watch japanese cartoon porn at work, i lold

>>23047718

Twilight seems to have the least fans

I'm one of them

Derpy. My brain is thinking only about Derpy. Because Derpy is perfect. No drama. No weirdness. Pure, perfect derp.

>>23047718
Or maybe she could use that horn for some...
<.<
>.>
SECRET BUTT FUN

>finding a lame excuse to post this better quality screen of the fun butt secrets dog.

>>23047750
I think twilight is adorable.

>>23047750
She has quite a few fans actually.
Not as much as RainbowDash though.

someone said that Twilight could turn on and off the cute like no one else. I agree, and the Winter Wrap Up episode absolutely substantiated this

>>23046606
I guess her wings are separate animation

>>23047750
I like twilight, but actually I was thinking there aren't enough Rarity episodes.

>>23047750
Twilight is the most popular according to an informal poll on Equestria Daily http://www.equestriadaily.com/

I would have though Pinkie would have been the most popular given her singing solos draw attention to her as a unique character more than the others

>>23047718

"Oh god."

Twilight looked down at the new appendage between her legs. She'd screwed up magic before, but never like this!

"Oh god, oh god!"

The worst part wasn't the size of it, or the way it throbbed a little, or the way it begged to be touched and felt so, so good. No...

The worst part was when the knock came on her door, telling her that all her friends had finally shown up for their slumber party.

"OH GOD..."

>>23047811

>there arent enough Rarity episodes

Well next week is about Rarity making dresses for all the girls... and the week after that is a Pinkie ep... and after THAT is an ep about Rarity becoming a pegasus

>>23047816

Pinkie Pie: I like my hot dogs nice and slippery!

>>23047811

You're in luck, man. Two Rarity episodes coming up in the next three weeks here. It's going to be fucking awesome.

>>23047816

I am intrigued. Continue. For science.

>>23047837

this macro is so long and convoluted that I laughed anyway.

>>23047800
this is what they must have been thinking
>we need another background pony
>i know lets take the wings off dash
>but keep the same colors
>and same cutie mark
>kids are too stupid to notice

>>23047832
>but I scared the shit out of him because I can read people quite well and discovered, without him saying a goddamn word either way, He never went to a single college to learn his artwork.

sup terezi

>>23047750
I think Rarity has the least fans, actually. People aren't really used to having the snobby rich girl be an endearing character as well.

If I had to rank the ponies for which ones I like from best to least, it would be:

Fluttershy - She's just adorable
Twilight - I like her sarcasm
Pinky Pie - Just cause she's so crazy
Applejack - Just a nice character
Rainbow Dash - I like her energy, but sometimes she's a bit too thick headed.
Rarity - I don't dislike her, but she has the fewest positive character traits.

>>23047828
According to Adventures in Ponyville, Twilight can magic any pony into a Pegasus. I found that weird. Does that mean she can magic herself to be white?

>>23047855

Not only is it bloody porn but OC pony fucking porn?

You've definitely got a certain breakfast cereal on the brain

I hate Sunday, and this thread sucks.

>>23047879
well.. she has a very kind heart, but all the ponies do. I like her because sometimes she doesn't play the rich girl bit but instead appears weak and cute.

>>23047879
Rarity actually cares about other people. She like... projects vanity.

>>23047865
those fools they should have expected fat neckbeards to go thro every frame of a little girls show

>>23047855
i like how i responded to this image as
>fucking really? an oc with rainbow sweatbands? give me a god damn bre-
>oh it's some shitty porn image, meh

>>23047832

but where is the part about 0r0 being a massive fucking faggot?

>>23047832
your like the second well adjusted person i've met who's got the inside scoop into the world and minds of the big furries. the others a goon tho not a channer

>>23047879

>Rarity has the least fans

You're new here arent you?

Rarity is adored by all

Particularly after This happened : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4M5m-V9Zp0

>>23047879
I like Rarity because she's more of an artist than a libby.

>>23047906
cue simpsons episode with nerds criticizing the voice actors of Itchy & Scratchy about errors made by sound production

screencap of the forever

>>23047916

>>23047697
>>23047870
funny... i did something similar.

>>23047623
But it's for SCIENCE!
I've never even been to a collage campus but if those students, in a psych class mind you, cannot handle fucked up imagery; what do they hope to do for careers?

>>23047921
I like her too. I've said this and seen others say this a million times but it's still true. MLP manage to turn all the archtypes i usually hate into amazing characters that i love. any other show fluttershy and pinkie pie would be infuriating and rarity would be a bitch.

>>23047902
>>23047896
Again, not saying I don't like her, and she is certainly very nice to her friends, I just like the other ponies better.

>>23047914
you say that like it isn't a given. jesus, you can see the massive, self-injecting ego alone in what he draws.

last I heard, Kami was working at a KFC. Info is likely outdated since I abandoned that shithole FA like a year ago.

I'm so much happier without furries around. It's true, the world would be better without them.

seriously, bed

>>23047958

applejack is the only character i can see coming out of that transition intact.

when i use fleshlight i pretend its rarity

>>23047958
>any other show fluttershy and pinkie pie would be infuriating and rarity would be a bitch.

absolutely. They'd have fluttershy constantly unable to do anything at all, and pinkie would just demand to be punched.

Instead, fluttershy is the living embodiment of moe, and pinkie is just awesome because of how crazy she is.

And Rarity does do a good job of avoiding being the Libby, since she can be really nice to her friends. After all, her spirit is generosity.

>>23047979
your name hurts my feelings.

>>23047942
>>23047942
>>23047942
>>23047942
>>23047942

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!

>>23047979
>he

damn, I thought 0r0 was a girl. he sure acted like one when he posted in one of our threads.

>>23047432
Lol she looks like she's gonna throw that star at somepony

>>23047996
>you'reshittingme.jpg

>>23048009
I mean really, he even tripped it. I know I'm on 4chan but...
wow. My feelings. Really hurt.

>>23048028

>>23048029
you mean... you feel like you can be easily confused with him? because it has happened. maybe... maybe you should... d-d-deal... w-with i-it.

>>23048029

allow me to sympathize with you through the power of spoilered images

>>23048058
the picture makes me think of twilight trying to troll for the first time, the words feel more like fluttershy.

>>23048058
You're right. I feel completely better.

lets make that thread awesome... HEY - IT IS!!!

>>23048058

>>23047223

looks like 3 tornadoes, that pony must like spinning around

>>23047223

I think her name is wendy / windy twist.