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Fall Weather Friends, Alternate Ending
!J8wKEZOcc2 01/28/11(Fri)22:12 No.23009222 File1296270755.jpg-(74 KB, 628x358, Natural Order.jpg)
It was pitch dark when Rainbow Dash and Applejack half staggered out of the woods. "I'm so tired I don't think I can fly home," Dash groaned.
"Don't you worry 'bout that. You can stay with me tonight." Dash's panting was her answer. The farm was close, and the promise of some shuteye made the trip seem quick.
As they entered the barn to wash up a lamp clicked on by itself. Princess Celestia was standing before them. "Your Majesty!" Applejack gasped as she and Dash bowed.
"I see you two have finished, finally," the princess snorted. "Or I *would* see if it weren't dark out." Then she nosed around, feigning interest in various things.
Rainbow Dash's voice dripped with remorse, "We're real sorry!"
"An' we promise it'll never happen again," Applejack added.
Princess Celestia turned towards the two. Her eyes narrowed as she smiled. "*That* I am sure of." Dash was proud of the princess' faith in them, but those words sent a chill down Applejack's spine. "See, fillies, your bickering and interference has upset the natural order." Celestia laughed. "I mean, that order being mine, naturally."
Dash tried to diagram the sentence in her head. Applejack trembled and thought of backing away. At that instant the barn doors slammed shut, making her yelp in fear.
"I worry that you two will end up making My Faithful Student look bad in the eyes of her future charges."
"What do credit cards...?" Dash gave up.
Celestia laughed. "Oh, such wit. Twilight will miss you both dearly after I send you two to..." Her eyes turned to fire, "PONY HELL!" She paused to savor their fear. "But she'll make new friends, oh, Carrot Cake and Derpy I guess, after they find your bodies." She smiled before sighing, "Unless..."
There was an awkward pause. Then Applejack grimaced. "Candy vag?"
Rainbow Dash sprang up. "Candy vag!"
Celestia nodded. "Candy vag."
Later, Celestia appeased, she left the exhausted ponies sleeping peacefully. |