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Before MLP: FiM, I aspired to be an engineer and to create my own company. I'd watch the news to stay informed of world events. For entertainment, my policy was only to watch anime that were serious business. I avoided moeblob like the plague and stuck with Elfen Lied, Death Note, Hellsing, Higurashi, and Gankutsuou.
After MLP: FiM, I realized the mirthless existence I have created for myself. I tune out anyone who talks about politics. I avoid the cable news channels like a plague. My career goals feel like hollow pursuits. And I can't imagine why I considered that Japanese grimdark fest entertainment. MLP-FiM is a curse, a glimpse of paradise, the Garden of Eden, Shangri-la, and Heaven. Those of us that are in the thick of this ugly world filled with ugly hairless apes should never watch what could have been had evolution been a bit kinder to our species. I have to go now and watch more My Little Pony while downing my bottle of Jack Daniels in the hopes that I will dream about being a pony enjoying the sun brought by our wise and beautiful Princess Celestia. |