My god.

Is this the new Pony General?

bronies i gotta fart superbad!

>>22950267
It's full of party.

>>22950334
Ponies don't far, they just release a spray of glitter and rainbows with a slight flowery scent every so often.

finally

One of the best artists to produce MLP fan art.

>>22950256
Best paired with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW1GWH1XVFo

>>22950397
Set as desktop. This is brilliant.

>>22950397
now that's prime trolling potential!

>>22950397

I can't tell whether you're being sarcastic or you actually mean it.

>>22950397
why are they all hideous

good

>>22950397
>>22950397
>black twilight
>the best

yeah I don't think so

Previously on previous threads...

friday is the new spisode, is your body ready?

>>22950397
Sweet merciful heavens, burn it!

>>22950368
>>22950368
I like this

After tonight I'm going cold turkey with ponies until the new ep

>>22950452
>>22950443
>>22950420
>>22950421
You guys don't know art when you see it.

Rarity, for instance, is fucking brilliant. Each and every character is oozing with personality and originality.

You're all accustomed to your bland sameface sameexpression furry art... if you look a little deeper you'll see how brilliant this drawing is.

>>22950501
have some moar

>>22950502

So, a whole 24 hours?

>>22950532
i dare you to do better

>>22950420
>>22950485
>>22950443
>>22950421
What do you want? Generic anime samefaces?

>>22950508

>>22950508
Pinkie Pie is oozing cream cheese.

After this obnoxious wait, my body may actually be ready this time

>>22950580
kinda, yeah

I keep hearing you guys talk about some gore fanfic. Is it that bad? I don't watch MLP, but I love reading creepy shit.

So please link me bros.

>>22950550
>>22950550
Pinkie Pie is being professionally photographed now?

>mfw and reaction

>>22950633
this thread has it

http://arch.413chan.net/co22942025.html

>>22950580
>>22950580
I love Dash in this one and my fav pony is Rarity so that's saying something

Well, last night, I requested for someone to request something to be writefagged.

It makes me want to kill myself.

http://pastebin.com/cL3v8rZP for anyone who cares to give criticism.

It's terrible. I've lost my touch and gotten totally rusty. Avoid rasic indeed, captcha.

>>22950580
>>22950397

Why is Human Pinkie Pie always a fattie?

>>22950503
I love that pic.
I wish I could blow it up and put it on my wall.

get out

happy luna is best luna, also time for the drawfagotry

>>22950736
how is this a question? her life revolves around baked goods

>>22950468
moar of this

>>22950763
>Happy Luna

Are you out of your mind!?

But seriously, I like. Get it colored.

>>22950763
Fluttershy in a cute park ranger outfit

>>22950763

Could you draw an accompany picture to the Trixie x Luna romance from last night please? Something sexy and cute please, thank you!

hi im a pony too

lets be friends

I'll never let them take you away from me...

I have more pony pictures saved now than I ever expected to have in my life.

>>22950736
not fat, just stacked

>>22950365
And every one smells slightly different!
I know because that's my fetish.

Sometimes Twilight yells at me, but Pinkie is always cool about it. She giggles and laughs and sometimes we blast one right in each other's faces! It's awesome.
Someday I'm gonna marry that girl.

Obligatory

>>22950906
post the damned color version next time

You like ponies, don't you Squidward?

>>22950931
I lol'd

>>22950523

Could we swap spike with Raindbow Dash and replace spike with Gilda?

>>22950736

fat fetishists. I wish I were kidding.

>>22950886
holy shit is that legit?

>>22950906

If Madmax has MegaSweet beat at anything, it is certainly in the art of drawing very appealing and tasty looking nipples. The ones MegaSweet draws tend to look far less appetizing, in my opinion.

>>22950912
>Rainbow Dash marrying Pinkie Pie
do want
yes, it's a fic request

Alright bronies, time for your cutie mark

bend over

>>22951003
>is that legit?
>dpPinkiePieedit.jpg

Supp bronies.

How would I go by turning my text document into picture format like most of the write-fags that are on here? I have some of a fic I'm writing and I wanted to see how you guys like it.

These threads make me feel good. I can look at them and say, "At least I'm not a furfag."

>>22951003
Don't know your memes very well, doya?

>>22951003
>filename

>>22950886

Yes, its not photoshopped if thats what you mean, the guy had the 'line art' posted in an earlier thread.

>>22950959
>>22950959
>>22950959
SON OF A BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS GOING SO GOOD UNTIL PINKIE CAME OUT LESBIAN

>>22950906

Was this image ever coloured in flesh tones rather than pony coats?

>>22950912
Same fetish and same taste in ponies. Are you me?

>>22951034
>>22951003
It's too legit to quit. Pinkie Pie was the original concept, but I don't think I can actually call out Pinkie Pie by name.

The actual card, when I finish, will have Rarity, and he won't call her by name.

>>22951020

>>22951036

Screencap, paste screencap in Paint, highlight, copy and paste into a new Paint document.

Takes a bit to get a hang of it, but it's the best way I've found out.

My first 10-12 stories were done with the text box in Paint, and you can't really edit those once you're done with a section.

>>22951036
Most of them paste them onto /co/, then screencap them, but you can probably paste them into Paint or something then save it.

>>22951034
>i don't read filenames
>guesigotbrainproblems.jpg

every single one of you fucks deserve to be sterilized

>>22951042
same here!

>>22951103

Repostan first part of AJ family/depression/insanity fic. New part to go up sometime tonight.

>>22951072
half of it was

>>22951069
Sorry.

I owe you one straight fic.

...once I find a good pairing.

>>22951036
Unless it's a short one, I've started just pasting onto an image file (using GIMP in my case).

Way less hassle than screen capping.

>>22951036
Save as PDF. export as image, would be the sane way. Most people just screencap their Word document.

>>22951075

I will allow this.

Where is this and how do I get there?

>>22951142
Prelude: 2 of 3

>>22950845

Can we collectively, as a group stop with the pony porn? Seriously there are just some places your penis should not go...

>>22951165
Derpy/Doctor Whoof

test postan my fic to see if the words are big enough.

>>22951165
>>22951165
NO DONT MAKE IT STRAIGHT JUST DONT SEXUALIZE THEM AT ALL ITS WEIRD I CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT WITH THAT SHIT HANGING OVER MY HEAD I CANT ITS GROSS

>>22951155
The pony coat colors actually look better.
Gradient nipples...

>>22951014

Wait, when did madmax draw nipples?

>>22950763

Spike and Rarity as a couple, after Spike has grown to be a full size dragon.

any artist takin request ? big request ?
id like to see rainbow dash pregnated whit pinkie pie and his 8 fillis and colts, like this story
https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1uKgHQoWrMCgBpJHb_TaXn0fZXFvi1cRpdD7eBxZEA6E

or just rainbow dash trying to be girly like this one
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/ponies-discover-co-part-2.html#more

please and thankyou

>>22951180
if there was a friendship is magic theme park, i would live there

as long as they didn't have creepy fucking fursuit mascots

>>22951208
Hey, all you have to do is convince Moot to give us /pco/. That's all.

>>22951216
welp good enough for me to read. any and all criticism is appreciated. as long as it's constructive.

>>22951180
Touch.

>>22951199
wow, that was fast. thanks!

Obligatory

>>22951199
Luna helping Fluttershy look after animals :3

>>22951208
I agree. I used to come to these thread every day, but now I only come about once a week due to pony porn.

say does anyone have cupcakes fic around by chance?

read it last night, had a hard time sleeping afterwards

>>22951199
SO CUTE!

>>22951181
Prelude: 3 of 3

Sup, bronies.

I wanted to participate in that "Friend Off" project where I write a story for a picture. But I went and blew my load in the last thread. Does anybody have a pic they'd like me to take a stab at, so to speak?

>>22951278
WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE WON'T NEED EYES TO SEE.

>>22951165

You know what's a good pairing? Applemac. In fact, it's best pairing.

>>22951233
i think this is his?

>>22950710
Any critique, guys? If not, I'll just post whatever images I can find in my poni folder.

>>22951165

Is it just about that hour for Luna x Trixie sexy time TrainingWritefag? My body is ready!

>>22951304
Just Another Day 1 of 1.

And we're all caught up.

still /r/ing my Derpy driving a 69 Camero from any drawfags.

>>22951305

>>22951294

I agree. I hate it when people like things that I don't like.

>>22951199
eee! so cute, thanks!

>>22951306
...back to the future reference?

>>22951359
read the rules

>>22951319
yes
hers

>>22951319

That's awesome. It's even hotter when you realize that madmax is a girl.

>>22951199

Aww, that's cute. Now I have this mental image of Futtershy leading Apple Bloom and her friends as Bunny Scouts.

>>22951306

I know wish to know how oatmeal can be involved in a pony fic inspired by that movie!

Darn, there goes those wheels, turning again in my mind trying to come up with something.

>>22951305
There's clearly a tale to be told here.

>>22951376

Quit being a dick.

>>22951392
that rainbow dash looks a lot like the FiM one

>>22951278
are you CRAZY??!!

>>22951294

>implying you wont stay for the torture porn.

>>22951370
Nope. Event Horizon.

>>22950397
holy fuck what an ugly piece of shit. there is non anime and then there is just plain cant draw for shit ugly.

Hey guys, just got back from stuff.

Good god am I ever tired.

Wanted to say a couple of things before I get back to writing for today.

1. Anyone who wanted to read my stuff it's now linked on Equestria Daily at

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/story-anti-pony-story-series.html

And that's all four of them, in continuity order.

2. Apologies to the people who've been either bothered by them or confused by where you caught them. They're running in an actual continuty and it, well, it should make more sense in order. Especially the last two because Twilight x Adult Spike and AppleMac were properly fleshed out prior to Dash x Pinkie.

3. Sorry about Snails. It just kind of happened. Honestly I don't regret it, but I know a lot of you hate his guts.

So yeah... if you need the link, don't waste an image posting my stuff, just link Equestria Daily from now on. Will try and keep you guys updated via google docs etc etc... again, sorry to the guys I'm freaking out. And thanks to those who've been following and enjoying.

Later!

>>22950886
who has the barbarian from "Tangled" that collects unicorns with ponies shopped in?

>>22951462
Taste. You don't have it.

I started talking to a female friend of mine about FiM. She resisted it for a good long time because she was a fan of the original. Fortunately, she's converted to FiM. Her main complaint is that the Celestia/Luna conflict was resolved at the start (to which I say, was it?) and that Luna doesn't look awesome and evil anymore.

>>22951339
I suppose it is. Just remind me to do that Big Mac/Fluttershy fanfic tomorrow. *is doing best to ignore all the other requests that are super-overwhelming my little head*

Also, keep in mind that Luna is chained up against the castle wall by chains.
Luna shivered as Trixie confidently approached her. "Please... pleeeeease don't do this..."
"You SAY no, Luna, but Trixie sees the wetness between your knees." She stood on two legs, as though she was about to perform a magic trick. Closer, so much closer. "None can resist the charms of the Great and Powerful Trixie...not for long."
Luna gasped as she pressed her body against her. She blushed fiercely, for now each thrill that shuddered through her frame was made blatant to her power-hungry captor.

"Prepare to be amazed..."

>>22951294
Are you kidding? I come every night due to pony porn!

>>22951462

It's ugly as fuck. But it's ugly as fuck on purpose,the guy's got some kind of talent.

>>22951465
>go to link
>see story i didn't read is fluttershy and snails
are you trying to make everyone mad.

>>22951495

Eyes. You don't have them.

misc.

>>22951495
no its just ugly, the coloring is sloppy as fuck in places as well.

>>22951539

Talent in drawing ugly shit?

>>22951216
It's a little too small for me /v/aliant. And that's me zooming in by browser too. Still, I'm exited as fuck you posted a new chapter.

>>22951047

The last thing Pinkie Pie ever felt was the infector's proboscis penetrating her skull. The moment the batlike creature released her lifeless body, every square inch of her pink flesh began to thrash and convulse. Her face twisted into a look of pure rage as an inhuman cry escaped her mouth. Flesh twisted, stretched and snapped as the parasite took hold of its new host.

Finally, the transformation was complete. Pinkie Pie as the adorable pony she once was, was no more. The twisted abomination of flesh and bone that remained would be unidentifiable if not for the small patch of pink flesh on its left flank, bearing the familiar mark of three balloons. The creature threw its head back and let out an inhuman roar of pure bloodlust.

That night, Ponyville would know true fear.

also misc.

>>22951278
>>22951402

Not really a fic but an idea I got after someone posted a detective Pinkie picture.


The name is Pie. Pinkamena Pie. Pinkie to my friends, if I had any friends. But I'm a lone wolf, a private gumhorseshoe making my way down these meanypants streets. Surrounded by strangers, angry faces with... oh, there's Twilight and Applejack. "Hi girls! Good morning!"

This rough town was Ponyville. The sky was grey, the air was heavy. Rainclouds hung above this town like a... Oh, Rainbow Dash moved them. "Hi Rainbow!"

This rough town was Ponyville. The sky was sunny and clear, the air sweet. I was on the watch for trouble. The gloomy guses. The pouty faces. And yes, even the Grumpy McGrumpersons. It was my job to deal with them, anyway possible. I had horns, balloons, streamers, even fresh muffins. I wasn't afraid to use them.

As I walked past the houses, I knew what was going on inside. Nothing is secret to Detective Pinkie. They were eating breakfast. Apples, pastries.... and oatmeal. One thought filled my mind as I passed by. Were they crazy?

>>22951544
Ahem.

>>22951306

>>22951465
>mfw and the song playing in my mind while reading the Dash x Pinkie fic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRP6egIEABk

>>22951465
dude/ girl
i fuckin love you looong story, i fell in love whit your pinkie and dash pairin and his 8 fillis and colts
do you have plans to add rarity ?
keep the good job

>>22951577
inb4 Issac Colt

>>22950710
>>22951337
It was cute, but it didn't really go anywhere.

And a bit too meta.

>>22951532
Fur affinity is for stuff like that, I would also accept /d/. But /co/ is walking down a dangerous road, one day you're fapping to a pony the next it's chicks with dicks. It's a slippery slope.

Blog Brony here.

If you guys could upload your fics to Google Documents, that would be great.

Blogger has a maximum of 1gb for picture storage, and these larger ones are around 5mb unless i compress it to jpg, which i don't want to do since the quality drops and bad text quality hurts the eyes.

Thanks :3

>>22951574

Can you draw ugly ass shit that well? Let's see you try.

>>22951577

Oooo, i do like bodyhorror. More of that please.

>>22951305

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/writefrienddrawfriend-friend-off.html

>WHEN? Post your stuff on Monday. Or at least repost it on Monday if you got impatient and posted it early.

second sentence

>>22951542

Honestly, writing Fluttershy and Snails just about killed me. I think I was working on it 8 hours or more, pretty much straight. I was going loopy by the end of it.

The people who've left positive comments have suggested the pacing is what makes it work, but it is super long, so yeah.

And yeah, I know, Snails... I aimed for a certain spin on it, whether it's believable or not I dunno, but there's been a few good comments.

>>22951577
And then Dr. Whooves was Issac Colt.

>>22951622

I haven't seen every single post in this thread, but the only "porn" I've seen so far is drawings of topless women. And that isn't porn.

>>22951628

No way I could draw that bad. Whoever drew that is a master of his craft.

>>22951597
>>22951597
I enjoyed this

I /r/ Applebloom stabbing Applejack with glee, drawfags.

>>22951622
I'll vouch for this. I came to /co/ from /b/ because of ponies. Hell, if you want to rule 34 the ponies, go to /b/ and see how it flies.

>>22951577
Shit, where's Isaac Clarke when you need him!?

You're that /v/irgin who tried to fight the pony menace with Dead Space pictures and got converted, aren't you?

>>22951199
Rainbow Dash pushing away a cloud that was raining on Rainy Day

>>22951642
I honestly don't see everyone's beef with Snails.

Snips though... that guy is a douche.

Oh and good job with your fic Anti. I'm one of the supporters of your endeavor!

>>22951633

I know. I'm the guy who wrote that and came up with the idea for the Friend-off.

I just don't want to sit back and rest on my laurels.

>>22951532
I see what you did there.

>>22950397
>sees Applejack

I hate this person forever. We cannot be friends.

>>22951602

Glad you liked it. Rarity is up next.

Unfortunately we're in OC town now so, yeah... I'm going to be super careful with it but we'll see how it turns out.

Despite how much I've been dropping show references I'm trying to avoid things like mentioning the name of Dash's actual flying squad and stuff... We may never actually hear the name of Rarity's current Bo during the next bit.

>>22951697
what movie is that from?

>>22951577

Remember, gore is all about unnecessary details but skillfully leaving the best parts to the readers imagination, where they become nightmarefuel

>>22951519

>"Prepare to be amazed..."

Oh yes! Give it to her! Please add in generous amounts of detailed cunnilingus. Nothing says "I love you!" better than a good lick!

>>22951597

I was thinking about doing a hardboiled detective story, but IIRC, that pic was already based on a story somebody did.

>>22951739
Oh dear god, when was this colored?

>>22951613

Woo, I accomplished one thing, then, thanks.

>>22951723

>I honestly don't see everyone's beef with Snails.

It's because he's visually unappealing and borderline retarded.

>>22951519
...you know, I just lost my train of thought with this. Weird.

I have work in the morning. And other fanfics to do, I guess?

...what I'm saying, here, basically, is whether I should just go to bed now and write something more family friendly on my break tomorrow?

I dunno. *wishy washy as Charlie Brown*

>find MLP name generator
>put in my name
>i am Rainbow Rhapsody
>i love rainbow dash
>i love queen
>holy fucking shit best name ever

>>22951633
I think it's for this coming Monday since some of us are sloooooooooooow.
And if not, well, did anyone really participate yesterday?
Then let's extend the deadline to the upcoming Monday.

Alright. Fuck it. I'm posting this.

I've never seen anyone on here attempt this kind of fic yet, so I'm throwing this beta out.

Do what you do best bronies. Criticism would be nice but don't go crushing my dreams. Actually, I wouldn't mind a little laughter at it's expense.

>>22951796
Apart from his dopey ears I think he's cute, unlike that short fat little fucker he hangs around with.

When he showed up in Call of the Cutie and said absolutely nothing, I found him tolerable.

>>22951723

Thanks bro.

Will be posting the next one as a whole finished document incase I didn't say. Yesterday was a nightmare of time and soul consuming pony fiction... and I know I was driving people nuts by the time we got to part 13.

Will try and keep myself a bit more in order in future.

>>22951826

I thought Monday would give everybody enough time to do it, including the weekend, and also there's a new episode friday, so I didn't it to be overwhelmed with people talking about the new episode.

>>22951808

Keep going please, your erotica is great! The PG and G crowd will get their turn.

>>22951808
When in doubt go to bed

I capped and added it to the rest

>>22950397
why rarity is a mime ? also pinkie pie scare me
also is a good job ... just weird

doesnt it seem like snails is much younger than the main ponys it doesnt feel right matching them together

>>22951808
please compile your trixie x luna into one thing and post it whenever you finish
i am hard as a rock

>>22951770

Here, be inspired by this right here and write a fic.

this thread could use a bit more derpy

>>22951739
I gotta agree.
It's not my cup o' tea to begin with, but they got lots of talent....
But then I look at that Applejack...

>>22951724
I'll try to find a good-looking pic for you to work from. Have you considered skimming the ponibooru?

Like, why not write something about this guy?

>>22951903
Derpy, you say!?!

>>22951863
...I'm a bit sick of cunnilingus though, tbh. Wow, never thought I'd say that.

Would you be satisfied if I posted a sweet fic about a human Fluttershy and her adventures with her husband? Which is related as she sits with her friends, drunk off her ass?

I have it already prepped, and I'd like to be awake tomorrow. >.>; I'm painting walls.

>>22951874
>why rarity is a mime ?
She has near-white skin.
And Applejack's got a farmer's tan 'cause she's a farmer. And Twilight is deep purple, not black or brown. The people who dismiss this excellent piece of art are simply too offended by its "ugliness" to see how well-made it is.

>>22951800
Three creatures after her? Dash had better hurry

>>22951739

delicious fapplejack. You know there would be rock hard muscles under all that hair.

>>22951946

Make the fic about normal ol' pony Fluttershy, and you've got some gold right there.

>>22951903

Sure does

>>22951893
Yes, I have it saved somewhere.

In fact... I'm on AIM as penhargreaves. Go ahead and message me if you want me to send you the file directly.

>>22951946
>I'm a bit sick of cunnilingus though
hornfuck. they practically have a dick on their head. use it.

>>22951256
TL;DR so have some very girly RD

>>22951519
>15 minutes since last post
F5F5F5F5F5F5

>>22951985

>>22951903

>>22951992
oh god OH GOD

>>22951989
you mean... shed my veil of anonymity?

>>22951858
Still, I don't think a lot of people even KNEW about it until yesterday.

Any drawfags feel like drawing Carrot cake and Luna baking?

>>22951946

It was shaping up so good too! Luna was finally going to get her turn.

>>22952000
You know what is funny about that, only the doctor can pilot the tardis and the controls aren't suited for ponies. Also, the fucking punchline for that comic is shit.

>>22951992
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

I AM GOING TO BECOME A FURRY AT THIS RATE

SERIOUSLY

Also someone color this.

>>22952027
I'm the pervert writing about pony sex. Nothing to fear, honest.

Plus, I RP sex with a guy regularly.

Also, is that a no to the HumanFlutterWife dialogue I got?

You know I really only like the lesbian shipping. It seems more, I don't know sweet or romantic.

>>22951946
>sick of cunnilingus
well isn't THAT reflective of my statement from the previous thread

>>22951992

HNNNNNNNNNNNG

Would /co/ read an Applebloom spy/military fanfic?

>>22951992
Can someone more talented than me PLEASE colour that.

>>22951992

>>22951909
She's a hick who grows apples and calls harvest "applebuck season".

WHAT ARE FRIENDS

BABY DON'T HURT ME

DON'T HURT ME

NO MORE

>>22951992
I love her expression, she's saying am I kawaii uguuuuu~

But seriously, I love it.

>>22952073
that's what human-forms are for.

>>22952085

It was you! You put a curse on her!

>>22952069
People can learn
whats her face could
also derpy has reality warping powers so that would help

Did somepony say hornfuck?

>>22952069

>>22952085
Yeah, yeah...

...And hornfucking is probably what I'll edit it to be next. ...after the whole humping of bodies--- nah, screw that. I'm changing it. New draft for that last post.

"prepare to be amazed" though... That's gold.

>>22952077
i will accept any and all humanified ponies

>>22952000
OH MY GOD THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

Reposting this fic with the addition of a new ending.
Also, why is it that we all want to make Pinkie Pie sort of an insane monster? I have a theory that it has to do with corrupting something that is genuinely innocent and fun into what ever our particular degree of evil might be.
Could be wrong.

>>22951992
AWESOME
fuckin thanks a lot

>>22952122

>hornfucking

That isn't really something I'd expect from a girl on girl erotica. You kinda already did that concept already too. But oh well, I guess we'll just take what we can get at this point.

>>22952129
Sh...Shumtimesh, when I cook dinner for...for my hushb'n'... *hic, then sip* I wear an apron, an'... An' I don' wear NUTHIN unnerneath it... *giggles inanely*

Pinkie Pie: *giggles* x3 How's THAT kinkier than my sex toys? Fluttershy: *waves her hand, groggily* L-lemme finish... I gotsh more...

N-next, I give him hish plate, an-an' then, I put a bowl of mash'd potatosh onna floor, and eat it, shtill in jush my apron...

Occashun...ocashhully... Wunsh inna while, he shtrokes my butt, an' I shorta...wag it for him, shmilin'... Blushin, but I likesh it... *hic*

>>22952117
wait, who?! Rainbow Dash?
I would put a hetero curse on her which in turn would cause her to lose 90% of her fanbase

>>22951739
i'm feeling compelled to write a fapfic
i don't really want to
but somehow, i feel like giving it swing

>>22952152

>we all

Speak for yourself, please.

>>22951770

Ah well so many pictures here it's hard to know which ones go to fanfics. A hardboiled detective story in Ponyville could be interesting. (Pony Noir?) This was just Pinkie being hardboiled in her own mind.

Another part to the Trixie fic, and this is the last for a while. I have work tonight, work tomorrow morning, and class immediately after work, so no time to writefag.

Enjoy!

>>22952187

Is pic related?

>>22951992
i have never seen anything as cute in my ENTIRE GOD FORSAKEN LIFE

>>22952122
But I like humping of bodies, tribbing? shit

this is what I got so far

>>22951597
I read this in Humphrey Bogart's voice.

I'm strangely aroused by this fact

>>22952102
...
I'm just going to agree to disagree.

>>22952179
Then, when he'sh dun etin'... He putsh a coller witha bell on'me *leans to a friend and whispers loudly* (Itsh okay, itsh rilly shoft, but shexy)...

Rarity: ...perhapsss you've had too much to--- *hand over mouth by Rainbow Dash* Dash: o.o Go on... Where's he take you for a walk?

IS THERE ANY WAY TO PUBLISH GOOGLE DOCUMENTS ANONYMOUSLY? AS IN YOUR ACTUAL NAME OR GMAIL ACCOUNT IS NOT VISIBLE TO ANYONE BROWSING YOUR DOCS

>>22951946

>...I'm a bit sick of cunnilingus though

Oh Lord, why?! That's the best part!

Yob i haven't been keeping up has the guys that said he was gona write applebloom rapes big mac while AJ films it fic done that yet.

>>22952215
Okay, tribbing it is. It was just a passing thought.
>>22952228
Fluttershy: *grins widely, then tipsily says* Well... By the open window, mosh nightsh... But when it'sh warm, we goesh down a shmall quiet foresht path...

It'sh a shecret path, though, sho don' ashk where... >.> Buh we go fin' shum shoft green grash... And then I lif up my assh *hic* and shorta whine...

He pretensh he don' know wut I wan'... -.- He keepsh ashkin' an' I keep wigglin' my bum, then I kinder shpread mah... Mah pusssshhyyyy... *flushed*

Twilight: o_o ...w-wow.

>>22952232

JUST MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT

FAKE NAMES

FIRST NAME BRONY

SECOND NAME COMRADE

>>22952190

oops . . . heheh sorry.
It's just that with recent sad/dark/grim/torture/murder-death-kill fics revolving around Pinkie I sorta forgot that there were at least 4 or 5 writefriends out there who haven't made something that turns her corrupt in some way.

>>22951577

"S-Stay away from me! Stay away!" Rarity stumbled back against her work bench, sending a sewing machine and strands of fabric scattering across the floor. The twisted remains of what was once her best friend slowly inched towards her, brandishing two razor-sharp blades extending from its back.

"HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!" Rarity cried, tears welling up in her eyes as she climbed over her work bench, desperately trying to put distance between herself and the bloodthirsty monstrosity.

Her blood turned to ice in her veins as the Pinkiemorph grabbed her back hoof with what used to be its hoof, yanking her back. She landed hard on the table, gasping in shock. Instinctively, she rolled onto her back. A pair of glowing yellow eyes stared back at her, as the Pinkiemorph towered over the helpless pony.

Rarity shrieked, instinctively shooting out one hand and shielding herself with the other. "NONONO-!"

Her voice was cut off by the sound of ripping flesh, as the Pinkiemorph's bladed appendage sliced through the air. Rarity's hoof fell limply to the ground, splattering the discarded reams of fabric in crimson red. Rarity gasped in shock, her voice forgotten as she stared in disbelief at the bloody stump where her appendage had once been. The Pinkiemorph reared its arms back a second time, and Rarity's hind leg messily separated from the rest of her body. Overcome with agony, Rarity let out one last shriek of horror.

The Pinkiemorph slashed out one last time. Blood splattered against the wall as Rarity's head flew off her shoulders and sailed through the air, finally coming to rest on the other side of the room. Her once beautiful figure, now mangled and soaked in her own blood, went limp on the table. The Pinkiemorph roared in victory.

The first victim had been claimed.

>>22952187
pic better be related!

>>22952263
>cute suarus
>a dinosaur oc
no, NO, DONT TALK ABOUT DINOSAURS, YOU'LL SUMMON HIM

>>22952268
Applejack: ...then he rides you like a horse, huh? O.o

Fluttershy: *smiles dreamily* Yesssshhh... Jush him, me, an' the animalsh...

I feel sho ONE wit' nay-cher, then... Sho...sho green and barky in mah head... -.- When he cumsh in me, I feel like a goddessh... Leavesh all thru muh hair...

last night all i could think about was the pinkie cupcake story, no happy pony dreams were had

>sadpony.jpg

>>22952321
I'm shorta exhaushted then... By hish huuuge fat cock... Sho he picksh me up and kisshesh me over an' over... Takesh me home, cradlin' me like a baby...

He takesh me inna bedroom, and combsh out mah hair, and I shtare at mahshelf there... Red cheeksh, my blushin' titsh... He keepsh tellin' me how beautiful I am.

Pinkie Pie: Aww... :3

>>22951695

Nope. I've been a brony since day 1.

>>22952232
You can post anonymously on pastebin.com

>>22952152
I was thinking a fic where it turned out that everypony but Twilight was an insane monster, bent on maintaining Ponyville's perfect idyll by any means necessary.

MLP/Hot Fuzz crossover!

>>22952352
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO FAP OR DAWWW

>>22952309
What kind of art meme tells you specifically what to draw in each panel instead of just a fun suggestion?
I'm feeling disappointed because I would love to do one of these, but that one doesn't look like so much fun.

>>22952344
Oh, you missed the epilogue?
Here ya go.

I have a request. Could someone draw me a picture of that dog from the new pound puppies that's voiced by John Dimaggio pulling anal beads out of Rarity's rectum while she says something along the lines of "Oh my! Can we keep this secret?" and the John Dimaggio dog responds with "SECRET BUTT FUN!"

>>22952309
i love that grumpy morning celestia

>>22952352
Fluttershy: Then I get into my nightie, the one wit' the butterfliesh... We shnuggle together under the coversh, an' I nip hish ear..^^

I tellsh him I love him, and callsh him Mashter... And he callsh me HISH Fluttershy... He shqueezesh my butt, an' I licksh hish cheek, blushin'... Then shleep.

*she closes her eyes*

Twilight: ...o_o Fluttershy?

Applejack: *pokes her, then sighs* >_> Asleep. Drunker than a mule inna brewery...

Rainbow Dash: o_o .
..*grabs Pinkie Pie and drags her with her to the bathroom, horny as hell*

PP: O_o Whoooaaa!! *has her purse in hand*


And done.

>>22951723
it's because Fluttershy shouldn't be with a borderline retard who's ugly as fuck. Oh, and he constantly does stupid shit.

>>22952388

Badass book reading montage better be in it.

>>22952393
Feel free to do both. I was aiming for both.

I think I managed to make Fluttershy both pervy AND sweet. Just like I knew she could be.

>>22952300
>SOMEBODY HELP
It totally ruins a pony story when you don't use the proper vocab bro

New brony here. Can anyone tell me where Derpy comes from? I've seen all the episodes but I didn't spot him. So I assume he's a background character, but in what episode?

When is the new episode!

Thank fucking god a new epsiode is comeing. that drought has fucked us all up. I'm seeing fanfiction OF FANFICTION.

>>22952525
In fifteen hours and twenty five minutes.

My God... it's full of stars.

Also I just recently realized while browsing Facebook albums, a bunch of friends did My Little Pony Dresses when they went to Dragon Con this past year. And here I thought it was just /co/mrades who were into that stuff.

>>22952493

It'd be kind of a mood-killer if she said "somepony."

>>22952502
mlp.wikia.com/derpy

>>22952502

Her.

>>22952502
here you go my friend, this will explain

http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
http://www.derpyhooves.com/

>>22952502
Background pony. Seen with DERPing eyes in the first episode.

Wow you guys really liked that ponies meet /co/ story didn't you?

I agree though, its one of my favorite.

And the art stuff.. ug i wish blogger had more than 1gb upload so I could do more posts like that.

>>22952393

My Derpy shoes came in today. Fucking awesome, man.

>>22952443

>Feel free to do both.

DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT- AAAAAAAAA!
>head explodes

>>22952443
I'll still be looking forward to that straight fic you promised. I will remind u each time I see you appear.

>>22952601
Woops, how did Trixie get in there..

>>22952556
I think you need to add about 24 hours to that

>>22952300
and here comes Issac! Please?

>>22952611
Oh, come ON now.

Are you saying you never masturbated to something utterly sweet?

...they go together. Or at least, really nice and loving sex puts them together.

>>22952573
What mood? It's a freaking pony story!

>>22952648
i'm trying, man!
every time i get anywhere near enjoying it, i just imagine her adorable face looking at herself in the mirror, getting her hair brushed, and my heart fucking breaks
i will never have a relationship like that...

>>22952576
Does anyone have a Derpy template? I want one with
GREEN! eyes
GRAY! coat
and a
YELLOW! tongue tongue TONGUE

>>22952618
where is this post link

>>22952399
And then Pinkie Pie grinned as she jabbed a hypodermic needle into Rainbow Dash's neck. The pegasus pony barely had time to gasp before everything went black.

"Now the real party can start."

AND THEN THEY FUCKED

>>22952576
For supposedly being an outcast derppony, Derpy sure does get to take part in a lot of celebrations.

Maybe the residents of Ponyville accept her more than we like to think.

>>22952674

Well then feel free to replace "somebody" with "somepony," Mr. Grumpypants.

>>22952698
The fuck is wrong with you, kid?

>>22952403
Fuck you!

>>22952693
...sure you will.

I mean, I'm planning to get that someday. You can get it too!

>>22952648

Is your Trixie story over already?

>>22952289

If it helps, I am working on a fanfic where there is no shipping, no porn and Pinkie doesn't kill anybody.

>>22952618
>my fic
>not even on there
siiiiiiiiiiigh :I

are those statistics visible to everyone or just the blog brony?

moar dead space pony noa

>>22952648

I envy you then. The only sex I have had has been the hot raunchy disgusting stuff that you would do with a more or less throw-away-girlfriend.
Seems you are actually speaking from the point of view of someone in a mutually caring and loving relationship.
Good on you for that brony.

>>22952762
...only for tonight.
Trixie pressed herself against Luna's quivering body, inhaling that heavenly musk.

>>22952432
>>22952388
Twilight Sparkle: born and schooled in Canterlot. Graduated Cloudwood University with double major in Project Management and Potions. Attended Canterlot College of Magical Excellence. Demonstrated aptitude in field exercises, notably Bulk Object Manipulation and Control.

She has achieved the highest spell-casting record in the Equestrian civil service and and sustained three injuries in the line of duty, most recently in December, when wounded by a travelling magician.

>>22952772
Just me.

Which one did you do? the earliest uploads tend to be the least read. except that carrot cake one.. that one is crazy.

>>22952388

THE GREATER GOOOOOOOOOOD

>>22952724
He lost his mind on a subway train.

>>22952772

No worries brony, I think it's more of a self-publishing type thing. Mine aren't on there either. The Daily guy can't find everyone's fic, so I think you just need to email it to him.

>>22952854

Darn! Will you post some more tomorrow maybe? Busy Trixie tongue please!

>>22952869
the uh
the strange meeting one

Also todays top posts.

my scanner is broken, but i did these randoms at work today

am i cut out to be a drawfag?

>>22952832
Well, uh, actually, I had a nice fuckbuddy relationship first. When I actually met someone IRL.

...I stole her from my brother. He was an asshole. I didn't regret it.

But the idea that love exists out there? Well... I learned that from my second. We RPed sex quite vividly together. We chatted for hours into the night. When I kissed my pillow, I was kissing her. It was so...real. One night, I finally got it through my head that we were in love.

Then I learned the next morning that she threw up in her sleep and choked to death on her own vomit. She was quite ill. I had been reassuring her I still thought she was quite attractive. I switched colleges. Then I stopped going to classes for months. It's been a few years, yet I miss her. I am just now getting my life back together.

>>22952856
called trixie

>>22952856

Let Trixie be her partner. (I know it's not in character, but fuck it).

>>22952916
Dude, Trixietongue is tired

>>22952944
you just need some practice.

AND A GRAPHIC TABLET

>>22952893
"Back, all of you! Or you'll be explaining how Apple Bloom tripped and cut off her own head!"

Okay, I got dis Celestia story finished, and now I'm posting it.

>>22952946
was this an internet relationship? if so, god DAMMIT MAN! for the love of god you're like Fluttershy!

>about to reach image limit
>still no MLP General image

>>22952983

>>22952913
Just post it as a comment, literally anywhere on any post.

Every time someone comments, my phone goes off and I read it, its addicting. I think I'm going through what people go through with twitter/facebook.

There may be a delay on the upload, but it usually gets done. If i forget you can yell at me again I don't mind.

>>22953009

>>22952946
Dude

give me a hug

>>22952946
jesus christ

>>22953008
Are you ready for the old thread to 404?

>>22953026
And... There, done and done.
Please comment and stuff.
Also, I'm opened for requests.

>>22952982
Wouldn't Pinkie fit the Danny role better than Apple Bloom?

>>22952983
So... it was a dream?

''Joe'' must be death, earth ponies don't live a thousand years.

>>22953004
Yeah. That's why I think of her as mai waifu, sometimes. ...when I'm being silly. I kinda made a character of my own design like her. Kinda funneled all my awkward into a cute girl form.

Fluttershy is a lot like that.
>>22953029
*hugs* I know. It's...well, it sucks. She is pretty much why I no longer can find it in me to believe in a Hell.

She was an atheist, and the thought of her just going to hell for that? FUCK that. I loved her. She loved me. ...so I'm a Discordian now.

...oh, that reminds me. Another work of mine you guys MIGHT have seen. The Lil Eris edits of Jack Chick tracts.

>>22953073
No...
More like a family managed to keep a cafe going for thousands of years... And the family used the same names. And kept looking similar.

>>22953073
NVM i thought the first one you posted was the only one.

>>22952946

Good luck with that bro. My condolences.

I won't get into my past relationships, suffice to say I'm not really looking any more. I need to get my life in order first.

Also, *hugs*

>>22951992
whats TL;DR ??

>>22953084
question: is it better to have loved and lost than never loved at all?

i ask because i'm the latter.

>>22952919

What's the address to find this place?

>>22953135
Too Long; Didn't Read

>>22953149
www.equestradaily.com

my new favorite pony

>>22953135
too long didn't read

>>22953181
DUDE WHAT

>>22953070
Apple Bloom is removed from the main group and noticeably younger, like Danny, but I can't imagine the ketchup packet trick being done by anypony else.

>>22953129
Thank you.
>>22953139
As another shut-in Ass-pie, I can tell you.

The answer is yes.

>>22953139

I can say yeah to that. Better to have the memories than not know.

Personally I learned a lot from the break up too... but I won't get into that.

Seriously though, finding a girl/guy/whatever you share interests and dreams with and all, it's pretty amazing. Can't entirely count out looks either, otherwise you're just friends, but still. Plus they kinda look a lot better once you really start falling for them... or maybe you appreciate it more, I dunno.

Ok, I'm getting soppy, I gotta go write things.

>>22953066
so much friendship...good work

The origin of Derpy

>>22953066
could you do a fic about prince pony meeting rarity? bonus points if Celestia and Luna are there

Good night.

Time to stop namefagging it up.

Too self-indulgent.

>>22953290
Thank you.
Friendship is magical.

>>22953066

This was very refreshing. I'm so jaded, I kept expecting something like AND THEN CELESTIA SENT THE DISSENTERS TO BURN IN THE FIRES, or something, but thankfully that never happened.

>>22953173
>>22953192
thanks

>>22952946

Oh crap. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to open up any wounds. If what you say is true then I am really very sorry for what happened (not like I could have changed it or anything, but still . . ).
Unfortunately the internet has made me a horrible skeptic who can't REALLY believe anyone would be that honest in such a public forum.
Still though, it makes one WANT to believe in things like true love and public honesty and the million dollar plan that actually works. Geez, when did we become such a distrustful society. And when I say "we" I mean "me and the people I find myself associating with". Maybe it's time to get a different crowd to hang out with.
But if you were being truthful then, I can only wish you all the best in getting things built back together.

And, damn, it's like they always told us in CPR class. If you think you're gonna throw up and pass out, you never let yourself to pass out on your back. One of my buddies had a girlfriend who passed away like that after a hard night of partying. If only we knew that then . . . But we can all say that in one way or another, can't we?
>stands up again and puts one foot in front of the other again

>>22953400
Thank you, glad you enjoyed it.
I found it refreshing to write too.
I'm really happy that that one brony requested this last night.

>>22953368
Prince pony and Rarity? Okay. Yeah, I can do that.

>>22950886
And this one will be my last MLP card.

It's arguable that Rarity doesn't add anything to the card but screw it. DP x Rarity 4evs.

>>22953453
>And when I say "we" I mean "me and the people I find myself associating with".
protip: real people are fucking dicks. nobody can be trusted.
people on 4chan are different. we have no reason to lie here, so as long as it's not blatant trolling, it's probably true. and would it even matter if it was false? there is nothing to be gained or lost here.

god damnit i hate when i get thinking like this. am i weird? or is everyone else? does it depend on the majority opinion what's normal?
fucking shit, i'm not even high, what the hell would my brain be like on pot

>>22953453
She was in another state entirely. I do tell my friends to watch it, though, now.

Also, there are studies out there that show people online tend to be MORE honest with each other, due to the simple fact that we aren't strangers meeting in the street.

I mean, it's easier to admit you masturbate to pony fanfiction online, yeah?

>>22953023

Do you have a story up on there that you have written yourself?

This
Is
Horrible

Since when are pony thread so goddamn depressing.

This is like a sad fucking funeral, what the hell is going on.

You better change this attitude before friday!

>>22953596
did you not read this?
>>22952983

>>22953596
we can't, it's been a downward spiral since the hiatus started. the only thing that can rejuvenate our spirits is a new episode.

i forsee mass suicide when this show stops for good

>>22951992

Know I am a bit late here, but THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! There are no words to describe how good this is.

>>22953652

Threads have been rather cheery for the past two days actually.

>>22953453
That's how Jimi Hendrix died

>>22953504
You, sir, are pic related

>>22953066
...Was that thing with the wolf suppose to be a reference to Okami?

>>22953794
Yep.

>>22952893

JESUS FUCK THAT'S TERRIFYING.

I imagine that's how Pinkie looks during that Cupcake fic.

>>22953575

Normal should never be decided by what the majority does. What you're thinking of is "average".
What is normal for you will be "strange" for others. Only you decide what is normal for you. Granted your type of normal may very much coincide with other types of normal, but in the final analysis it's you who decides what you will be and how you act.

And before anyone says anything about mental illness, I should remind you that it's only considered as such if the person who has it is in distress or causing harm to themselves or others. Simply having odd behavior in no way qualifies for a "crazy" label.
Then you could go into a long discussion about someone causing themselves "social harm", but lets be honest. People who talk of that are really just trying to rip others down usually. They are usually the people who are so damned average that they won't ever become anything better than a janitor.

Could some writefag do GUNDAM: MLP: FIM Edition?

>>22953875
>>22953875

dont forgot her wearing the hides of other ponies, with 6 pegasus wings attached to her back and wearing a necklace of unicorn horns

chilling stuff, took a while to fall asleep last night

>>22954021
Yeah, I'll do it.

Anyway, I'm going to bed. Night, bronies.

>>22952893
pinkiecreepyawesomeface.jpg

thread is slowing down...is everyone going to bed early?

>>22954151

nah mang was just playin some vidyas

>>22954151
only if by early you mean early morning. europe brony here

Curious if anyone knows why that bawwchan pony board got taken down, did the owners notice all the lesbian gore and freak out?

>>22951992

So cute that I had to color it in since I had nothing to do. Love Rainbow Dash!

>>22954114
Goodnight!

>>22954151
I'll stay for you Luna

>>22954151
Probably, is there anything you'd like drawn? I can use the practice. No porn.

Also, I think the only way you can meet the ponies would have to be very anime-esque. Watching Yumekui Merry right now. A guy meets a strange girl in his dreams that fights monsters, then finds her in real life. What does he do? Take her home and let her sleep in her sisters room. The next day, the whole family has breakfast. Maybe it's the culture?

>>22954151

Writefriends are leaving.