I refuse to post ponies.

Because this is not my computer and the hard drive has no ponies.

I found this today. If there is one thing I love it is fanart.

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[ The Subject of New Threads & The Generals ]

Please check the MLP:FiM Thread Locator and
Archive before going out and about and starting
a new thread. /co/ doesn't mind if we stay in
a general thread, but the biggest complaint I
see from them is that there are multiple threads.

A new general should not be made until the official
general is on the brink of autosaging into 404 hell,
or is at the image limit (150 pics). Once a new one
is established, it should be posted at the end of the
old general and everyone needs to herd themselves to
the next.

Obviously trolls & haters cannot be helped.

New System: When the old general thread dies, the
general thread image is to be deleted and placed
onto the new one. Old general will be archived.
New system thanks to Archive!noTe.poNY.

Wooo who! New general! Time for Trixie!

Twilight Sparkle was trotting happily through the Everfree Forest. She was on her way to meet Zecora, her Zebra friend who lived there. Zecora’s house was deep into the forest, and just a few weeks ago Twilight would have been terrified to go there alone. However, after becoming Zecora’s friend and learning more her home, Twilight had gotten used to the path to Zecora’s house and could practically get there blindfolded. “I hope she likes these apples Applebloom sent.” Twilight thought, “I’m so glad she helped us become friends with Zecora. It’s nice to visit ponies outside of Ponyville once in a while.”
As Twilight continued on her way, she began to hear a sound she wasn’t accustomed to hearing in the forest. It was muffled, and sounded rather far away, but it was almost certainly the sound of somepony sobbing quietly. “I wonder who that could be?” Twilight wondered, and began to veer off her normal path toward the sound. She knew it was dangerous to go off the well-trod path while in the Everfree Forest, but she couldn’t deny help to a pony that needed her assistance.

>>22942103

The sound was getting stronger, and Twilight began to slow her pace, trying not to reveal herself to whatever creature was making the sound. Slowly peeling back a few branches, Twilight peeked through the underbrush and saw a most curious sight. There, hidden from sight in a small hollow, was a little, run-down hut. Well, hut was rather generous. It was really more of a few sticks arranged in a hut-type fashion. It seemed to have been made by somepony who had never tried carpentry before. To the left of the hut was a small fire pit. At least the pony had remembered to build it up with rocks surrounding it, to prevent the forest from catching aflame. And saddest of all, sitting on a rock next to the fire-less fire pit, was The Great and Powerful Trixie, crying softly while attempting to eat what looked like very unappetizing leaves. The unicorn pony tugged at each leaf and with great difficulty eventually tore it from its branch. After being freed from its wooden chains, each leaf was gnawed on awkwardly until Trixie decided it was mushy enough to attempt to swallow. One by one she was able to devour these disgusting leaves, until she could no longer stand the taste and tossed the branch back into the woods using her magic.
Twilight didn’t know what to do. She knew Trixie had been quite embarrassed the last time she was in Ponyville, but Twilight hadn’t known Trixie was living in such destitution. Didn’t she have a home to go back to? Or was the trailer that got smashed by the Ursa Minor her only home? Twilight, feeling sorry for the melancholy mare, took one of the apples from her saddlebag and rolled it down the slight slope toward Trixie. Twilight then slowly closed the opening in the brush so she couldn’t be seen. *Sniff* “What? Who’s there?” Trixie asked when she saw the apple rolling toward her. She looked toward the spot from where the apple had come, but couldn’t see Twilight in among the bushes.

get the fuck out you ponie scum

>>22942126

She jerked her head all around, looking at the outline of her little plot of territory, but found nothing amiss. Pensively, Trixie got up and took the apple in her mouth. She took a small test bite, almost as if to make sure it was real. Tasting that exquisite juiciness and delicious crunch of a true Sweet Apple Acres apple, Trixie quickly lost her trepidation and hungrily swallowed the remaining apple.
“Oh, that was marvelous, the best thing I’ve eaten in weeks.” Looking around again and quickly regaining her composure, Trixie added, “If there is someone there, the Great and Powerful Trixie thanks you for your offer of an apple. If you wish to see my awesome powers, show yourself and I may consider displaying them for you.”
Twilight, satisfied with the good deed she had done, found her way back onto the regular path. “She’d probably still be mad about what happened in Ponyville.” Twilight thought. “There’s no way I can show up now and make her my friend. I’m sure she’ll get along just fine. Right now, I’ve got to deliver the rest of these apples to Zecora.”

I'm the Java guy who wants to develop a pony game.

I realized I have free access to both: XNA Game Studio, and the Visual Studio IDE.

I can also have 12 month subscription as a developer, so I can upload my apps to Xbox Live too.

Last thread is at ~560 posts, third longest pony thread on record.

>>22942035

Continued from here.

>>22942154

After a fine few hours spent visiting with her Zebra friend, Twilight Sparkle began the trek back to Ponyville. “The night will come soon, my good pony friend. If you’re still in the forest, you may meet your end.”
“I’ll be careful Zecora. Goodbye!” Twilight said. She had long ago become used to the strange rhyming style of speech that Zecora used. “Hm…maybe I’d better check on Trixie just to make sure.” Twilight thought as she left. “There’s probably no problem, but I can’t just leave her all alone, can I?”
Twilight once again approached Trixie’s makeshift home quietly. From the same spot as before, she spied on the lonesome unicorn. Trixie was trying to make a fire in the fire pit. She had gathered some small branches, and was now banging two rocks together next to them. “Huff, every, huff, night” Trixie said between gasps. She was hitting the rocks very hard, but it was obvious to Twilight that neither of them was actually flint. Apparently Trixie expected a spark from any collision. “I keep trying to get a fire, but it never works. Nothing works!” Trixie, getting very upset, levitated the two rocks she’d been holding in her hooves and flung them as far away as possible, almost hitting Twilight in the process. Seeing the sad state Trixie was in, Twilight took the last apple from her saddlebag. Zecora had given her one as a going away present, but she could see that Trixie needed it more. She nudged the apple with her snout once more, and it rolled gently toward Trixie. However, this time Trixie happened to be looking in the right direction, and saw the apple as it began its decent. “Who’s there? I know someone is rolling these apples to me. Show yourself!” Trixie demanded. “The Great and Powerful Trixie demands it!”

>>22942128

>ponie

>>22942128
>ponie

>>22942169

>>22942128
>posting a thread about a cartoon on a Cartoon and Comics board

Yeeah... this is the board we're meant to be on, ok thanks bye

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>>22942160
>I can also have 12 month subscription as a developer, so I can upload my apps to Xbox Live too.

Shouldn't do that with someone else's property unless you wanna get sued.

>>22942170
Twilight Sparkle, recognizing that Trixie had not yet learned humility, slowly began to turn away and head back toward Ponyville. However, just as she had turned around, she heard Trixie say quietly, “Well, whoever you are, thanks for the apples…” Trixie’s voice was filled with such sadness that is stunned Twilight. So much so, that Twilight forgot to watch where she was going. Twilight tripped over one of Trixie’s rocks from earlier, and hit her snout on the ground while calling out with an “OW!” Trixie bounded through the brush to the spot Twilight Sparkle fell, saying, “Oh, I knew someone had come for me! You must have heard about my powers and been searching everywhere. Well, let me tell you you’ve come to the right…..YOU!” Trixie shouted upon seeing who her benefactor had been. “What are YOU doing here?”
“Well, you see Trixie…”
“Hmmph, you’re here to gloat over your victory is it? Well, are you happy? Are you glad that the Great and Powerful Trixie has to live in such squalor? Not satisfied from running me out of Ponyville, you need to follow me even here to mock me?”
“Mock you? No, Trixie, listen…”
“I don’t need your pity. The Great and Powerful Trixie can get along on her own. Now just go back to whatever rock you crawled out from under.”
“Trixie,” Twilight began, “I didn’t drive you out of Ponyville. You ran away. No one said you had to leave.”
“But, after you defeated the Ursa Minor, I was a laughing stock. There was no way I could show my face there again. Besides, it destroyed my home, my business. I have nowhere else to go now, and I don’t need YOU butting in to take this away from me too.” Trixie was getting very defensive, but surprisingly opening up to Twilight.

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>>22942161
Just you wait until Friday.

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>>22942161
Yay I'm pleased, lets see if we can beat that one

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>>22942171
>Replying to trolls.

Dumping a sweet fanfic posted late last night, perhaps yall should read it?

>>22942194

. One wouldn’t expect a pony who truly wanted nothing to do with another to let them know their feelings. Twilight, realizing that Trixie was doing more than simply refusing her, continued, “I’m sorry, Trixie.”
Not expecting an apology, Trixie was struck dumb. She couldn’t believe a pony with obviously superior magic power was humbling herself. “I didn’t know what happened to you after you left Ponyville. I’m sorry you’ve got to live like this. If you like, I could show you how to light that fire?”
“Um…yeah…sure…” Trixie replied.
Twilight started off toward the woods. She got a 2-foot long sprig and uprooted it. Then, she tied the ends together with string, making a bow. Twilight continued by taking the very rock she had tripped over, along with one of Trixie’s dried stick from the fire pit. She got one of the longer, flatter bits of wood and cut two notches in it. “This one is for the smoke to escape, and this one is to hold the other stick in place,” Twilight explained. “Since we don’t have any flint, we’ll have to start the fire by rubbing these sticks together. I read about it in an outdoor survival book, written by Pony Grylls.” Twilight then got a few bits of dried moss, and placed them under the longer stick. Then, she placed the stick the long way on top of the board, wrapped once by the string of the makeshift bow. On top of this stick she set the rock, keeping some extra weight on the stick so it caused greater pressure on the board. “Then, we just push and pull on this bow until the fire starts.” Twilight said, and used her magic to begin. After a minute or two, smoke started to appear and the tip of the stick began to glow slightly.
“Oh! It’s working!” Trixie said, looking at the glowing stick.
“There’s no wind, so we should be able to just lift this up and….set it gently against this moss….bundle the sticks like this and….There!”

>>22942025
So how did the census turn out once the 24 hours were over?

>>22942193
No, you are right. You should never do that. I'm just saying, Microsoft officialy considers me an indie developer.

>>22942217

Maybe with no porn or fapfics? That'd be swell.

>>22942160
Hasbro would LOVE to sue your ass from under you if you even tried that. Pony copyright is a sticky issue as it is, but if you make a for profit game yourself you're doomed.

>>22942231

Twilight had arranged the sticks into a small teepee structure around the newly burning moss, and let the fire grow.
“Now I won’t be so cold at night!” Trixie allowed her happiness at the fire overcome her haughtiness for just a second, but it was enough to let Twilight know she was truly struggling out here.
“Well Trixie, I guess I’m off then…See you around…”
“Oh, ok…” Trixie said sadly. The joy she’d felt at the new fire was quickly snuffed out. “Or maybe…oh never mind. Goodbye, Twilight.” Trixie stared sadly at Twilight as she trotted off. The forest was starting to get rather dark, and Twilight had to hurry home. She didn’t want to get caught in the Everfree Forest at night, after all.

Arriving at her treehouse, Twilight was greeted by a rather upset purple baby dragon. “And just where were you all day, Twilight? It’s already dark out, and you were supposed to be back by supper.”
“Spike is always upset when he has to miss his supper.” Twilight thought.
“So I had to eat without you.” Spike continued.
“Oh, so that’s not it.” Twilight thought again.
“I was starting to get worried. Did you get lost in the forest?”
“Oh no Spike, don’t be silly. I just… saw something interesting and got distracted. That’s all.”
“Nice! What was it? Some really cool looking spider? Or a nest of Manticores? What?”
“Oh, just…um…a butterfly, yeah. A kind I’d never seen before.”
“Oh, I should have known it was some kind of girly thing.” Spike said dejectedly. “Why can’t you ever have cool stories to tell? Like that time you defeated Nightmare Moon.”
“Well Spike, I’m sorry an evil pony doesn’t escape her thousand-year imprisonment every week just to keep you entertained.” Twilight replied.

3/6

NEW FUCKING PONIES

I am undecided wether to post this on a MLP general or a RS general.

Still working on it, but here's some grey area copyright infringment, dedicated to the bronies.

4/6

>>22942242

I think having the ponies magically exist in our reality would be more likely than an MLP thread without porn.

>>22942250
“Yeah, I guess you’re right.” Spike said, still a little sad that Twilight’s big distraction was a stupid butterfly. “Whelp, time for me to go off to bed. Goodnight, Twilight.”
Twilight ate a small dinner, brushed her teeth and her mane, and then snuggled into her bed as well. As she drifted off to sleep, she couldn’t help but think about Trixie. Trixie hadn’t really learned her lesson, had she? She was still too prideful, and too much of a show off, even now. But she was also all alone in the Everfree Forest, and she didn’t even know how to start a fire for herself. Twilight decided she’d tell her friends about it tomorrow and they’d help her decide what to do.

The next day, Twilight went over to Sweet Apple Acres immediately after breakfast. Just at the outskirts of the apple orchard, she met little Applebloom, who was on her way to school. “Twilight!” Applebloom’s trot became faster at the sight of her friend. “Did Zecora like mah apples? Ah picked out the best ones jus for her.”
“Yes, Applebloom, she was thrilled. She wanted me to tell you they were delicious and…Hey! Did you get your cutie mark?” Twilight motioned to a design on the filly’s flank.
“This? Nah. I was jus tryin to see what some would look like with these ’ere stickers. What do yah think? It’s a flower with an apple in the middle.”
“That’s very cute, Applebloom. But don’t you think you should take that off before you get to school?”
“I suppose. I bet Ms. Cheerilee wouldn’t want any distractions during class.”
“That’s a good idea. Well, have fun at school!”
And with those kind words Twilight Sparkle continued on her way to the big red barn. After learning from Big Macintosh that Applejack was out apple bucking, she headed back out into the expansive orchard.

5/6

>>22942273
“Applejack!” She cried out, unable to see her friend through the rows and rows of trees. “Where are you?”
“Over here, Twilight!” A voice called out from among the rows. “Thanks for comin. Ya wanna handle those buckets over there? I’ve got a lot more trees to *Umpf* buck.” Applejack said in the middle of hitting one of the trees with her hind legs. The force of her kick caused all the apples to fall neatly into baskets under the tree.
“Oh, sorry, but I can’t help right now. I need to tell you something.”
“Well sure, darling. What’s on yer mind?”
“Well, the thing is, I met Trixie in the wood yesterday and-“
“What? Trixie? As in, THE Great and Powerful Trixie the braggart who nearly got Ponyville destroyed with that darn Ursa Minor Trixie? Well come on Twilight, let’s go get ‘er!”
“No, Applejack, that’s not what I want to do. You see, she seemed so sad, like she doesn’t have any friends. I was thinking we should maybe…invite her back to Ponyville.”
“Twilight, ah hate to have to say this but, are y’all crazy?”
“I’m not, it’s just, she was all alone in there, and I think she has been for quite a while. We have to do SOMEthing for her. She’s ponyfolk too, you know.”
“If you say so, Twilight. I just don’t want anything to do with Trixie anymore, but you do whatcha think you should.”
“Thanks, Applejack. I’ll think about it a little more. Maybe it would be better if Trixie never came back.”

Twilight started back off toward the center of Ponyville. She needed to think. Walking slowly, head drooped deep in thought, anypony would’ve figured Twilight was having a rough day. Luckily for her, the first pony to actually approach her about it knew exactly how to cheer her up. Well….kind of…
“Twilight, what’s wrong? Why are you being a big old grumpy Gus?”

6/6. And now to wait for the comments to start rolling in.

>>22942261
>Lily Blossom

Holy shit, she's almost Derpy.

>>22942297
It was Pinkie Pie, the one pony everyone in Ponyville knew could be counted on to brighten the mood.
“I know! It’s because you’re sad, right? Was Spike picking on you earlier I’ll have to tell him to be nicer wait, that’s not it, Spike isn’t really that mean. I know! You’re trying out a new way of walking, making sure you can see the ground you’re walking on so you never ever ever end up tripping wow that’s really smart Twilight. No, that’s silly you don’t trip anyway and never walked like that before. Oh, I know! You’re sad because it’s your birthday and nopony remembered and we forgot to throw you a birthday party unless it’s a surprise party and you just don’t know about it yet except it isn’t because I’d know about it and nopony told ME we were throwing you a super duper secret birthday party which means we really DID forget *GASP*! I gotta go Twilight!”
Talking a mile a minute as always, Pinkie Pie was just about to dash off to and begin setting up Twilight’s super duper secret birthday party when Twilight interrupted her. “Wait! Pinkie, I’m not sad because of those things at all, and it’s not my birthday.”
“Oh, well then why are you being such a silly filly with your head all down like that?”
“I’m trying to figure out what to do about Trixie.”
“Trixie? She left a long time ago when you beat that Ursa Minor.”
“I know, but I found her in the Everfree Forest yesterday. It looks like she’s been living there ever since and…well the short version is I think she needs some friends.”
“Well, I know how to help ponies make friends! It’s the very best thing that Pinkie Pie’s know how to do! You go get Trixie and bring her on over to the Sugar Cube Corner. Oh, this is going to be so much fun!”

>>22942315
Twilight, happy that another pony was willing to give Trixie a second chance, galloped gaily off to the Everfree Forest. She entered the same path to Zecora’s house as before, and went off on her own little path to Trixie’s hallow. Twilight could already see the underbrush matted down slightly from her two earlier trips, making the way easier to see. Twilight noticed while she approached that Trixie had carefully tended the fire, and it was still burning quite well. Trixie must have added more sticks to the smoldering coals this morning. Twilight approached Trixie’s makeshift home and knocked on the door. Sadly, in her euphoria, Twilight forgot that Trixie probably didn’t know too much about architecture. The happy knock had enough force to make Trixie’s home fall completely apart, leaving the dejected mare sitting in the middle of a ring of sticks.
“Oh Trixie, I’m so sorry.” Twilight began.
“Um, no, it’s alright Twilight, this happens all the time. It’s just nice to get some company.”
Trixie’s demeanor had changed quite a bit from the day before. Twilight was taken aback at the lack of outburst. Maybe Trixie really was ready to make friends?
“I’ll just start building it up again, and I should be done by sundown.” Trixie continued.
“Listen, why don’t you come with me back to Ponyville for the day? There’s something I want to show you. If you come, I’ll help you rebuilt your house when we get back.”
“I suppose it would go faster with two ponies building it. But I can’t go back to Ponyville. No one there would ever want to see me again.”
“Trixie, that’s not true..”

>>22942332

“It is, Twilight. Why do you think I was there in the first place? I was driven out of my old hometown because no one liked my magic show. I thought if I could show Ponyville how good I was at magic, they’d like me and let me stay, but instead everypony ended up hating me. I’ve no place left but right here. Even Snips and Snails, who seemed to like me the most, abandoned me when the Ursa Minor showed up. No, this is the only place I belong, Twilight. The forest is my only friend.”
“Trixie, I never knew you felt that way.” Twilight knew she had a lot of work to do to convince Trixie to go back to Ponyville. How could she get her anywhere when she was feeling like that? “I know you don’t know the citizens of Ponyville that well, but it’s true they were pretty upset with you. Other ponies don’t want someone who’s better than them at everything, and they don’t want ponies who act like they’re the best at everything either. The ponies were just upset at your show. We thought you were just showing off. We didn’t know you were trying to impress us so we’d like you. If you just come back and explain what happened, I’m sure everypony will be ready to forgive you. Just like I am. And just like you forgave me.”
“Ok Twilight, I’ll give it a shot.” Trixie said.
Arriving back in Ponyville, Trixie was immediately frightened. There were no ponies around, no one to greet them, shun them, or react in any way. She had been getting more and more reluctant the entire trip. Each step closer to the village, Trixie seemed to have a more depressing statement about why she didn’t belong, and how nopony could ever accept her. Twilight gave constant encouragement, however, and they eventually made it to Ponyville, but the fact that nopony was there at all scared Trixie even more than an angry mob would have. Probably.

>>22942264

You're my favorite person.

Shit, I was gonna keep the other thread up so people could grab the images. Oh well.

>>22942347
“Where is everypony?” Trixie asked. “Why is the town abandoned?”
“I don’t know.” Twilight lied. She figured out that Pinkie Pie had probably got everypony in the whole town to come to Trixie’s surprise party, but she didn’t want Trixie to know just yet. “Let’s head over to the Sugar Cube Corner. I’ll treat you to a cupcake. I bet you haven’t had one of those in a long while.”
“I haven’t, thank you Twilight.”
Trixie’s new, more submissive attitude was still a strange adjustment for Twilight. She was glad Trixie was willing to work to make new friends, but maybe the change was a just a bit too radical. Regardless, the ponies made their way to the bakery, and Twilight opened the door for her new friend. “After you, Trixie.”
“But it’s so dark in there, I can’t see a thing.” Trixie said.
“It’s ok, just head on in. Maybe they took off for lunch? We’ll wait inside for them to get back.”
“If you say so,” Trixie replied and trotted slowly into the shop. Stopping just inside the door, Trixie waited for Twilight to enter and shut the door behind her. They were draped in complete darkness. It was surprising how powerful the blinds were inside, to block out the early afternoon sun. “Now where is the light switch, Twilight? I can’t see a thing.” Trixie asked.

“SURPRISE!!!!!”

>>22942161
Right? How exciting. I like these long pony threads. Much more fun.

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>>22942369
The entire shop lit up like one of Trixie’s old fireworks. Everypony in all of Ponyville had come to greet Trixie and show their goodwill. Pinkie Pie was there with a noise maker and big funny glasses, Rarity, with a stunning new saddle she designed just for the occasion, Applejack with a whole bushel of apples, Fluttershy with Angel and her bird friends, who were joyously singing and welcome back tune, Rainbow Dash and Derpy Hooves flying happily around the room right next to a big banner which said, “Welcome back, Great and Powerful Trixie” Bon-bon and Lyra, Snips and Snails, everypony had turned out. Even Spike, the first to speak out against Trixie’s boastfulness was there to join in the celebration. Streamers and balloons filled the shop, and confetti was still raining down. Then, Trixie did something nopony expected. Trixie began to cry. The whole party went silent, wondering what was wrong.
“Trixie? What’s wrong? Do you not like the party? Are the balloons the wrong color? Oh, I’m sorry if the cake looks bad or something’s off with the confetti. I thought you’d like blue frosting.” Pinkie Pie hated to see another pony cry, especially while they were at an official Pinkie Pie Party.
“No, *sniff* that’s not it.” Trixie began. “I’m crying because…how could you all let me come back? I was so mean to you. *sniff* “
“Oh that doesn’t matter.” Pinkie Pie continued, “Everypony deserves friends. It just takes a super party sometimes to let them see that!”
Trixie was still sniffling and crying, if only a little. She started to give off the hint of a smile, looking at all the pony’s worried faces. She realized she could learn to fit in here, learn to be just another pony. She didn’t need to be the best or most famous pony to be friends. She just needed to be a friend in return.

>>22942392
Just as Trixie was thinking about these things, she looked up to the Pegasus ponies flying happily about the room. At that very moment, poor Derpy, with her lack of depth perception, ended up flying right into Trixie’s big banner. She got tumbled up in the canvas, and feel right on top of Trixie. Unraveling herself from the banner, Trixie stood up and stood face to face with Derpy, giving off a look that could kill. After a few brief moments of tension, Trixie let out a truly heartfelt laugh. Smiling broadly, Derpy laughed along with her, and the whole party laughed deeply, glad to have found a new pony friend.

“Spike, take a note:” Twilight began later that night, “Princess Celestia, I learned a lot about friendship today. I learned that the ponies in Ponyville have a great capacity for forgiveness, and that making new friends isn’t just about meeting new ponies. Sometimes, ponies you thought you’d never get along with can become great friends if you just get to know them better. A little bit of understanding and forgiveness can go a long way. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.”


I had a really fun time writing that. I hope the requester liked it, if not, sorry.

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>>22942374
I think theres a couple of Anons trying to get the last post in the last general, its at 565 now

>>22942264
Why has no one else commented on the fact there appears to be at least one brony working at Marvel?

And why would Deadpool have a Rarity toy? he'd totally get Pinkie Pie

COMIC TIEM!!!!

show me yer comics /co/
aye!

>>22942445
Hell, Pinkie Pie basically IS pony Deadpool.

>>22942466

>>22942488
That is the most obscure parody I've seen in the last decade.

I mean, except for Beaton's actual comics.

>>22942488
That's probably my favorite ponification of anything so far

>>22942264
I suddenly came!

Rainy Day and Mocha doodle I made a little while ago but never finished. I plan on it soon.. sorta.. hopefully.

>>22942445
How can you be so sure that's Rarity? If it weren't for the lack of stripes, I would have thought it was the zebra (whose name escapes me for some reason)

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>>22942227
Did you write this torture fic?

>>22942538
Whoops, forgot image. LOL

>>22942488
d'awwwww
My dyke pony can't be this cute!

>>22942552
D'awwww

>>22942541
The filename, for one thing. Also, look at the mane. Totally Rarity's

>>22942488
MOAR!

>>22942264
I've actually been working on a couple compositions for that when it was mentioned. I will start when I finish what I am currently working on.

>>22942466
1/2

>>22942546

Nope, it was posted yesterday night.

>>22942521
>>22942520

I didn't see it on Ponibooru like most of the images I have and/or post, so save it if you want.

>>22942610
sauce?
I have only like 8 of those

>>22942610
2/2

>>22942406
10/10 would read again.

>>22942643
Oh, well it was unsatisfying

Gentlemen, start your inking and coloring.

>>22942488
I fucking love that comic and the comic it copied.

>>22942659

Hurray! Thank you. I really hoped people would like it.

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>>22942298
Thats the creepiest and most horrible thing I've ever read.

I can't help that I still liked it.

>>22942655
THANKS!

>>22942702
I like it I'm capping it

>>22942670
I agree, I would have liked pinkie to be a little more intimate and out of character.

>>22942488
>mfw I just posted the comic it parodies in a thread for the hello of it, and it got ponified.
>can't find the damn face

Where is your solar god now?

the request of trixi

The name is Pie. Pinkamena Pie. Pinkie to my friends, if I had any friends. But i'm a lone wolf, a private gumhorseshoe making my way down these meanypants streets. Surrounded by strangers, angry faces with... oh, there's Twilight and Applejack. "Hi girls! Good morning!"

This rough town was Ponyville. The sky was grey, the air was heavy. Rainclouds hung above this town like a... Oh, Rainbow Dash moved them. "Hi Rainbow!"

This rough town was Ponyville. The sky was sunny and clear, the air sweet. I was on the watch for trouble. The gloomy guses. The pouty faces. And yes, even the Grumpy McGrumpersons. It was my job to deal with them, anyway possible. I had horns, balloons, streamers, even fresh muffins. I wasn't afraid to use them.

As I walked past the houses, I knew what was going on inside. Nothing is secret to Detective Pinkie. They were eating breakfast. Apples, pastries.... and oatmeal. One thought filled my mind as I passed by. Were they crazy?

>>22942655
>Cereal of Crepes

Was that from the /v/ invasion a while back?

>>22942839
/v/ fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

So then bronies, a question I've been thinking about and maybe got answered before: what do you think happens to ponies when they age? We've only seen granny smith for any senior-citizen ponies. Is there some sort of pony retirement center in another part of Equestria?

>>22942839
>crepes OR cereal

Its a reference to the kratos/gilda comic.

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>>22942833
Jesus Christ, you're a fag.

>>22942445
Shh.

>>22942541
It is Rarity..she's my favorite.

The original plan was Pinkie Pie, apart from how obvious the connection, and DP would say, "Oh Pinkie Pie, YOU are so random!" However, apart from being very wordy for such a small card (3.5 x 2.5, not including the Marvel Masterpiece text and such), I don't think I can put actually write out the characters name.

The current text is "Ignore all the 'neigh'-sayers!" Open to other suggestions, however!

>>22942671

I have heard rumors about deadpool....brony rumors...
and a comic! and a song! and a shirt!

WTF man!

.

>>22942923
Glue factory.

So I've been looking for that one cupcake fic... you know the one. Anyone got it?

.>>22942927

that is a new one?
hory shit

>>22942984
see
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>>22942298

enjoy.

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>>22942406

Well, shit.

Not that I'm going to stop writing, but that was pretty much the second half of my current WIP.

FUCK IT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY

Any coincidences with this fic are entirely accidental, I only glanced at it in order to see that it was, indeed, what I thought it was. If I 'steal' any plot points or whatever, it's not intentional.

Anyways I'm off everyone, last thread finally finished with 590 posts

Night all

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>>22943028

Sorry, I guess we both just want to see Trixie happy, huh? Please do still write yours.

>>22942833
I read this in Humphrey Bogart's voice.

It was strangely arousing

Hey bronies, we're getting a good bunch of people in the Brony TF2 server! JOIN IN!

Server IP: 174.143.154.39:27015
Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpfim

>>22942266
I can't keep reading.

Hannibal was more bearable.
It's different, watching it on TV than to actually imagining it happening.

>>22943006
Step 1. Use the archive http://www.determinismsucks.net/archive/mlpgeneral/
Step 2. Ctrl+f madmax
Step 3. never miss another comic again!

>>22942968
REQUESTING RIGHT NAO THE OLD PINKIE PIE DEADPOOL COMIC

>>22942406
That was good. A few nick picky things here and there but all and all I enjoyed it. I really hope we get an episode like that.

In return a pic a Photoshooped

Why does Cheerilee have a symbol DIFFERENT FROM THE SHOW?

why am I going to buy these anyway? rainbow flash is pretty adorable.

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>>22943105
dhat'z intedeszting

captcha
>penne osems
captcha is very gay

>>22943182
Pointing out again that Lily Blossom looks almost exactly like Derpy.

>>22943212
hell yeah!

Guys, I think Pinkie Pie writes for Cracked:

http://www.cracked.com/funny-7040-oatmeal/

>>22943252

Not really, Derpy is more blue-grey with light blonde hair.

Lily Blossom has been seen repeatedly as a background character is diff. episodes

>>22942406
Positively delightful, and written in the spirit of the show. It's good that we don't always have to be grimdark with fics.

'Scuse me. I need a kleenex. Must be dusty in here...

>>22943182
Rainbow Flash and Cheerilee were both G3 ponies, that's probably her old butt symbol.

>>22942261

Is this going to be like Sailor Moon, how the first season they introduced the main cast and a season or two later it doubled with all new characters?

>>22943268
Well fine then.

>>22942392

Originally requester reporting in.

>Streamers and balloons filled the shop, and confetti was still raining down. Then, Trixie did something nopony expected. Trixie began to cry.

Fucking lost it right around here. ;____; A wonderful story with a great ending! Thanks very much for putting your time into writing it, I appreciate it a lot. The Trixie love of late has pleased me greatly and you have done an excellent job of adding to it.

>>22943277

Not really... Well it's kind of similar, but still. HASBROKEN, YOU DUN GOOFED

>>22943276
>>22943148
>>22943310

Thanks everyone. You've given me confidence to writefag more. I gotta head off to work right now, but I'll come back for another request tomorrow.

>>22943182
>Rainbow Flash
>Rainbow
>Flash

The hell is this??? Rainbow Dash is a 100% unique pony made of awesome and they're already trying to cash in on her popularity by pumping out clones?? I MAD (I think, we'll see how she is in the show).

>>22943268
>Lily Blossom has been seen repeatedly as a background character is diff. episodes
Uh, what
There is a pony with a similar color scheme but completely different manestyle and cutie mark. But I have certainly never seen any pony that looks like that before.

>>22942927
i hope this gets finished

>>22943121
I can whip something up in Photoshop, give me a few minutes.

>>22943182
The toys are made parallel to the show, and there is a HUGE disconnect betweens parties. So the show probably didn't have the Cherilee episode figured yet, or they changed her Cutie mark to make her a teacher, and they did all this without telling the toy branch. The toy branch then either uses her old cutie mark from previous iterations, or they go "fuck it, we tried e-mailing and calling but no one is getting back to us" and they just put on whatever. Possibly cherries. Because her name is Cherrilee.

>>22943282

Nah, Hasbro are just niggers.

>>22943034
Night

>>22942821
I like!

In Ep03: The Ticket Master, when Twilight was having trouble deciding, she said that even if she gave away both tickets, that would leave three disappointed ponies. She feared the bad reactions of Dash, Pinkie, and Rarity.

This either means the two she wasn't worried about disappointing were Fluttershy and Applejack (admittedly, they would probably have taken it the best), or she had already decided their reasons were the best.

>>22943352
What's with Kratos being featured a whole bunch?

>>22943352
I'd clean up the line art in the foreground, but my computer isn't working right now (borrowing someone else's). If no one does it before my computer gets fixed, I'll throw it into Gimp and clean it up myself. I'm no artist, but I should be able to at least handle that.

>>22943390

This comic.

>>22943350

Rainbow flash was also a G3 character from when Rainbow Dash was not made of awesome or was even a semblance of unique.

>>22943389
I came to the same conclusion. Granny Smith's hip is definitely the best reason, and I think Twilight would be able to disappoint Fluttershy the least of all of them. I think some thought went into that throwaway scene.

>>22943350
Maybe it's her sister. Their other sister, Rainbow Crash, a clumsy pegasus with a yellow coat and rainbow-colored hair, died in a flying accident just after getting her cutie mark. Their mom became depressed, and too obese to fly. It hurt Rainbow Dash to hear Spike come up with that name while the Poison Joke was affecting her, but she knew he couldn't have known her family's tragedy.

>>22943389

Not sure about Fluttershy but I do think she felt that AJ had a good bloody reason.

For one thing it wasn't self indulgance like Pinkie's and Fluttershy's and unlike RD or Rarity's it was actually somewhat realistic.

But also when AJ started offering Twilight food for the ticket Twilight responded by saying shes now less sure than she was beforehand which strongly suggests she was planning on giving it to AJ but was less sure seeing that AJ intended to bribe her like all the others.

>>22942821

Nicely done man, thanks! More Trixie for the Trixie Gods!

>>22943389
Those three were just an example. If she gave them to any two the others would still be disappoint

the Pacce request of Rainbow Dash

>>22943390
Kratos is officially a brony since the day he saved a firewing pegasus from atlas ( ok the pagaus died but I don't care}

>I'm still waiting for that brony to finish the kratos in ponyville fic

>>22943512

You missed his point, why would Twilight imagine those three specifically?

>>22942552

>Rainy Day and Mocha Delight

Please finish this! Please!

>>22943389
Obviously those three are the most important to her since they're the first ones that came to her mind.

AJ and Fluttershy can just take a hike according to Twilight I guess.

Some friend you are, Ms Sparkle.

>>22942647
10/10 would rage again.

>>22943539
The other two ponies didn't ask for tickets up until that point in the episode, when the screenshot was taken, I think.

>>22943539
look at the reasons

pinkie: goes for the party
rarity: goes for another kind of party
dash: goes to see the wonderbolts.

flutershy: flowers that only blossom that day of the year.
applejack: money for the family.

she had perhaps chosen them for thei reasons being more important than the other 3. to me i think.

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>>22942298
Why...why did I enjoy that? I mean, yeah: the Hannibal series is one of my favorites (both in book and movie form). But still. That fanfic was absolutely repulsive, but I was hooked the entire time and not once did I feel like stopping. I even giggled a little at the twisted Gilda cameo.

I think this is the most appropriate time for me to use this gif.

>>22943456
I understand the marketing department wants to still push their G3 line but as far as FiM canon is concerned G3 doesn't exist. I'm going by what we've seen in the show and in FiM RD is awesome. I don't want FiM to become like Transformers where there's 6 jet Decepticons who I can't apart because they're just palette swaps of each other.

>Baking requires great patience and accuracy.

How THE FUCK is Pinkie Pie a baker? Bitch can't even stay still for 2 seconds.

What I don't get is, if Rainbow Dash is just going to barge in on the Wonderbolts' performance unexpectedly, why does she need a ticket to begin with?

>>22943593
Honestly Pinkie had the weakest reason by far, but she did have a badass song. She really belted it out towards the end.

>>22943007

Thanks... I think.

>>22943603
It's like gore and porn all wrapped up into one package.
My face while reading it the whole time.

>>22943028

>Not that I'm going to stop writing

You better not! That Trixie story of yours is the shit!

>>22943593
Dash doesn't want to just see the Wonderbolts, she wants to crash their fucking airshow.
She is willing to potentially ruin every other pony's good time just so she can try and wow them with some fancy moves instead of trying out like a sane person.

>>22943590

Nah, thats the scene where shes about to eat her sandvich, after they had all asked for a ticket but before they started bribing her.

>>22943622
To be fair I don't think we've ever seen her actually do any baking.

>>22943593
I think Dash had one of the best reasons, personally. She wanted to audition for the team which sounds like it's insanely hard to get into, so this might be her only chance for years to come and it is her dream to be apart of them. Each pony had selfish reasons for wanting to go, but it sounded like this could have been Dash's one big chance at success because really how often would the Wonderbolts ever come to Ponyville?

>>22943670
But her moves would be so sick that the audience would love it. Nopony's time would be ruined.

>>22943593
Pinkie had the worst reason because she can party anywhere.

Rarity and Rainbow Dash had decent reasons, albeit they were very unlikely they were going to work.

Fluttershy's reason was based upon an event that happens only once a year, so I think that it good enough to take her.

Applejack had the best reason.

>>22943593
After re-watching the episode, I noticed that Applejack and Fluttershy were the first two to apologize to Twilight for their behavior and turn down the tickets. I guess Twilight was correct in not fearing the reactions of those two.

Hey guys, my friend wants to make a pony but she's not artistic enough to draw it. Do we have bases or templates for female AND male ponies to color in and put together??

>>22943622
>baking
>patience
>accuracy

well if you are making a fucking birthday cake for your little sister and you dont have anything else to do the whole day then sure.

in the world of bakery theres only one thing that matters, and that's the ability to multitask. You need to be able to make four different cakes and throw them in the same goddamned oven cause you dont have the time to sit around and wait. You need to knead four hundred balls of dough and then put them in the fridge to rise, all while taking the four hundred that you did yesterday out to make those goddamned fucking piglet shaped cookies.
HURRY FUCK WHIP THAT TOPPING WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE DOUGHNUTS NEED TO BE FLIPPED FUCK TAKE THE BOWL WITH YOU AND WHIP WHILE YOU FLIP YOU FUCKASS

seeing as pinkie pie has the ability to be in two places at once and teleport, along with massive hyperactivity and quick focus change (what you philistines call "attention deficit") she would be the best goddamned baker in the world.

>>22943711
But the lesson on friendship is that treating friendship as a meritocracy is wrong and cruel, unless all parties have agreed beforehand not to take it personally in a particular instance.

>>22943744
STOP BEING A BAD FRIEND AND DRAW HER ONE!

>>22943522
Heeeeeeeeey, thanks!

Let's see how long it take me to colour it!

If Rainbow Dash tried to interfere with the Wonderbolt's performance she would have been shot on sight, then the news would be filled with reports of a known Griffin sympathiser who tried to commit a terrorist atrocity at the Grand Galloping Gala.

Then Celestia declares war with Griffonia.

>>22943704
dammit, its about time someone posted the big version of this, thank you thank you! source?

>>22943762
>piglet shaped cookies

Explain.

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>>22942406
Loved it. Capped for future threads.

>>22942647
That Dash would be cool if it weren't for that thing hanging off her

>>22943779
I really want too, I'm just to sick to draw right now. I'M SORRY!!!

>>22943704

Yeah, but Dash wasn't going for tryouts, she was going with the intention of crashing their air show and doing a bunch of showoffish moves, potentially ruining the entire event.

Lickity Split did the same thing in the Gen 1 MLP movie and it ruined the dance show.

Rarity probably had the best reason. She explained it in a self-important and silly way, but the opportunity to meet a royal gentleman in a social setting probably doesn't come around all that often. This is assuming she actually has some kind of romantic interest in him beyond some kind of fairy tail crush tied to nothing but his royal title of course.

If she just wanted to get with him for the plush princess lifestyle, then I'd say Fluttershy's reason was best, since the Royal Gardens are only open to the public on special occasions.

>>22943762
This describes my first job as a linecook perfectly.

>>22943762 quick focus change (what you philistines call "attention deficit")

<scootaloo> I'm liking this idea! </scootaloo>

>>22943816
Stop making excuses and get it done!

>>22943762
That's completely true. This anon obviously has experience in food service. Pinkie is too ADD to focus on one pie for more than a second? Great, because there's about 5 sets of 50 in various states of progress that she's going to be rotating her attention between for the rest of the afternoon.

>>22943816
>>22942552

Hey guys! Bare with me today, I'm super special out of it today.

I forgot I had to go to TAFE today and do this pre-test thing... anywho, I was up at like 4am still so this is gunna be a weird day.

Today's Rarity though, assuming I don't collapse when I get home. See you guys then, I'll actually write the whole thing before I post it this time tho I think.

Thanks again for reading!

>>22943859
bawww... But no really is there any generators or something??

>go to McDonald's
>get this

Leftover toys from 2009 lol

>>22943693
At least, not any successful baking. In fact, I suspect that the burnt cupcakes weren't Apple Bloom's fault at all.

Mr. and Mrs. Cake won't let Pinkie run the shop without an experienced baker present. She threw wrapped candies into the batter. She likes burnt cupcakes and cupcakes with hot sauce, so how can she tell if the cupcakes are good? Sure, she didn't like the baked bads, but they had worms--and she can't digest animal protein. No, Apple Bloom was not the problem.

>>22943817

>This is assuming she actually has some kind of romantic interest in him beyond some kind of fairy tail crush tied to nothing but his royal title of course.

Given that her description of him was entirely about his royal status and his looks, and she didn't even see, to know his name, I'd say she the latter.

>>22942406

Well, shit.

Got the nagging feeling as I was writing that it would end up like this one, and...

I mean, granted, both of us were going off of the "Twilight finds Trixie in the forest struggling to survive" prompt given a few nights ago, yes? At least, I was.

But... I mean, wow, my story is pretty much the same damned thing after the point where Trixie is struggling to eat something inedible, Twilight finding her at that moment, Trixie gets angry and resentful and forces Twilight off, Twilight finds it in her heart to forgive, comes back, brings Trixie back to Ponyville, happy end.

About the only difference was the fact that I was interspersing the origin.

Sigh.

Guess I'm just going to write the origin, then.

>>22943767
It was Twilight who made them compete for the ticket. Being socially dim, she didn't realize she was (1) hurting the ones who couldn't go and (2) making her friendships transactional instead of relational.

Bad Twilight. That's not how friendships work.

>>22943887
Looking forward to it.

>>22943899
yes! you can go to the official game at the hub and make your own pony

>>22943940
I'm willing to bet his name is Hymn.

>>22943817
I think both Rainbow's and Rarity's intentions were delusional. Rainbow for like you say, she thinks everyone will be impressed but she'll just cause problems. Rarity because the chance of her even meeting the prince is very very slim. It's like when people move to Hollywood thinking they'll be the next Tom Cruise only to realize no one takes notice and they're stuck working dishwasher jobs. Rarity may think she's hot stuff but Celestia has better things to do than play matchmaker so I highly doubt Rarity would even get near the prince (assuming he even exists which is debatable).

>>22943899
The closest thing to a G4 generator we have is the ponyville game on the Hub's site

>>22943860
You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like Mommy in the kitchen? Well, Mommy never had to face the dinner rush when orders come flooding in, and every dish is different and none are simple, and all have different cooking time, but must arrive at the customer's table exactly the same time hot and perfect! Every second counts, and you cannot be Mommy!

>>22943899
Nah, there is a template for both but I do not have them. Sorry.

>>22942968
The problem is, if Deadpool (who is random) liked Pinkie Pie (who is also random) wouldn't that be considered not very random?

Rarity paradoxically makes the most sense, because it makes the least sense.

>>22943788
>mfw I realised that was Celestia's plan the entire time

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>>22943543
Move on over.

>>22943762
Don't you mean fillystines?

>>22943944
>Trixie is struggling to eat something inedible

Remeber that last time we saw Trixie in the actual show, she was pretty much homeless, so writing a plot were she is scavenging for food is really likely.

>>22943944

Not the guy you're quoting, but I was reading your fic last night.

While you may have the same thing as the other person, your writing was much more detailed. I'd like to see how you do the ending, even if it's the 'same'.

>>22942279
>"I want to go home."

>>22943946
You can't blame Twilight for not knowing that. Friendship is so poorly understood in Equestria that Twilight, a graduate student studying under the absolute god-empress herself, is assigned to do research into it. This is probably because friendship is a massive power source, and the invention of, say, elementary psychology could cause a critical mass reaction, with disastrous consequences.

>>22943970

I now want a Ratatouille crossover.

>>22944038

You enjoyed it didn't you?

>>22944089

Fuck no. It just made me sad.

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>>22943961
THANK YOU! ily so much.

>>22944005
bwahahaha..

Sorry this took awhile, I got a little carried away. Not an official edit, since I just colored on top of my pencils, but 'twas the original plan.

>>22944144
You are my hero.

>>22944144

>>22944144

Whoa...

Saved.

>>22944144
BEST EVER!!!!

CAPTCHA; HESOI MUCH

>>22944144

Brilliant!

so uh
taking requests on writefaggotry
or something

for an added bonus i'll draw one image to accompany a fic i write at some point during the fic, like a single panel to accompany some important scene or something

rules
>no god damn shipping
>no fucked up shit

go
>my face when dreading what kinds of requests are going to pop up

A fic featuring male background earth ponies about to attend a party thrown by unicorns? Recipe for awesomeness! Moar, plz

>>22944030

Then... fuck it. I HATE being beaten imitating someone else.

Okay, for those of you who missed it, part/chapter/section 1 of my story (3 pics). For those of you who read it previously, third pic is new.

>>22944195

2

>>22944144

I vote that to be the next image for the OP of the next general.

>>22943875
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>>22942227
Saved.
That was wonderfully fucked up. Ed Gein would be proud.

hey guys, look what i got

>>22944212

3

And after this was where it started being just like the one the other guy wrote.

>>22944223
Is dat sum baked bads?

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>>22944164

Thank you, thank you...

....now I wanna do another one with Deadpool wearing all the Liefieldian pouches, guns, and broken swords, with Rarity saying "Dah-ling, you must learn to accessorize better!" or something similar.

But at that point it really starts being copyright rape territory.

>>22944144
Ooohhh

>>22944115
I tried to post 'how to draw poni' but it wouldn't let me

mmm mmmmmm

>>22944144
>mon visage

>>22944261
wouldn't it be like fanart?

>>22944195

>>22944270
CUPCAKES IS PONIES!!!

>>22944194

I read Lucky in Chris Rock's voice.

>>22944223
I must commend you on writing something that I can't read. I got to end of page 3 and I threw my hands in the air and said "I'm done."

>>22944298
FUCK YOU

>>22944223

Sergeant Sprinkles, do I have your permission to turn that story into a fapfic? Because that would be infinitely more enjoyable than...

>>22944270

>>22944298
It's not THAT kind of party, Pinkie!

>>22944289
It's weird, because I signed a contract to be part of the Marvel Masterpiece project. Part of the stipulations was everything had to be "Marvel appropriate," meaning no nudity or sex, and it had to be Marvel characters (can't draw Batman flipping off the Marvel logo in the corner). That's why I don't think I can draw and call out Pinkie Pie on the official card, so I went with Rarity and decided against her name, instead treating her like a generic pony toy.

However, the project is over with now and I have some of my Artist Proof cards left over. I don't know if I'm still under contract, since it's still Upper Deck's cards, and anything drawn on the cards becomes an official licensed Marvel artwork. But that's for the blue, official cards, these are the red proofs we send to the art director.

Plus I think UD is going through chapter 11 so the legality gets even stranger.

>>22944270
>>22944223

Rainbow Dash makes the best cupcakes.

>>22944298
I only read the very first part of that cupcake fanfic after reading others reactions to it so I can pretend that after dash passes out it just leads to really kinky lesbian bondage sex.

>>22944270
YOU! Damn you for making me feel all weird and worried about my mental health for enjoying a fanfic.

Naw but seriously, that cupcake fic was deliciously twisted. Reading it felt like the first time I saw Silence of the Lambs. Twenty points to Gryffindor

>mfw I can't post my face because I already used it in this comment>>22943603

>>22943781
>>22943522
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee.

>>22944416

For the longest time, it was floating around here with the ending at "What's the special ingredient?" "You, silly!" Maybe it was finished and no one ever posted the original, but that's all I ever saw of it.

As much as I hate rule 34, I WISH it had been sex rather than what it actually was.

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>>22942298

That story was fucking horrifying. I read the whole thing, but I'll most likely regret having done that when I go to sleep.

say, anyone wanna know what the alternate scene to the electric torture was?

>>22944298
That's not that bad I like it

>>22944261
>But at that point it really starts being copyright rape territory.

I'm not sure what you mean. It's fan art. As long as you don't sell it as your own characters, you're under no legal problems.

>>22944465
Hey Pacce. I posted up Part 3 of the Cast meets /Co/ last night. Where you up to see it?

Also, soon as I complete part 4, I'll read one of yours for comment. Been trying to get the series done while in this pony episode drought.

>>22944520
NAW 'M GOOD.

>>22942488
scrutiny.jpg

>>22944520
My body is ready.

>>22944542
>Hey Pacce. I posted up Part 3 of the Cast meets /Co/ last night. Where you up to see it?
OH GOD POST IT AGAIN.

>>22944520
Something sexual probably

>>22944404
Well... too bad

But still, thank you very much for the Deadpool-Pinkie pie picture

>>22944520
Lemme guess... Eyeball extraction?

>>22944520
Slightly Concerned at Own Mental Health Brony here.

Do tell.

How could you people even finish the story?
I closed it when I read the room was covered in pony entrails!

>>22944144

Must not let expectations get too high for next ep

Must not let expectations get too high for next ep

>>22944542
I seem to have passed out last night.
Not sure how that happened...
BUT I did get to see it this morning and it was the funniest damn thing I can recall reading in some small time.

ESPECIALLY the worry that Rarity and Applejack showed concerning Rainbow Dash. And is it just me or did it seem like Applejack's concern was interest on her part?

>>22943182

So how do we know these toys are legit?

>>22944640
Rainbow Dash stole fizzy lifting drinks?

THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

>>22944590
Okay!

Quoting my message about it from last night
>This is the beginning of the new stuff. My volunteer proof reader enjoyed my work, but we both decided to add a little disclaimer about the next section. There is going to be a bit of a change in gears compared to the last section, and the humor will come at a slower pace, with a little more character development. All in all, my proof reader still loved it, and I am hoping the change won't be too jarring for anyone's expectations.

In three images. 3.1

>>22944553

I posted this in the morning thread but no one spoke up, so again. There's a brony that is currently working on a stand alone flash game which of course, will be MLP based. He's currently got a very basic framework setup that I've just been testing out for him, but he is in need of a few flash artists. Its a sandbox type game at the moment and we need people who can draw out backgrounds and objects. What is needed the most is someone who can 2d animate a generic pony sprite (the player), which will then be turned into the characters of the main cast. At the moment, its Rainbow Dash being used as the beta. If anyone has the powers, hit me up at the moment at the DerpyHooves.com e-mail (postmaster@), or poke me here, as I'll be around for a few hours.

>>22944640
never expect anything but ponies and never be disappointing.

>>22944684

Also all these tales of Trixie makes me want to try my hand at it and I PROMISE that at no point will she be stranded in the Everfree forest.

>>22944686

If we ever cross paths, you're a dead man.

>>22944686
It's official.

I'm a sick fuck. Why'd you delete that?

>>22944686
>>22944520

I used to think you were just doing this for the lulz.

Now I just think something's wrong with you.

Super sekrit spoilerz!!! You can leave now, kthx.

>>22944686
is it my bad memory or i saw an scene like that in justine, the misfortunes of virtue?

>>22944686

You just keep tapdancing across the line don't you?

>>22944704

>This concludes act 2. All that remains is the climax.

>If you've enjoyed it thus far, I've got good news. Act 3 is roughly 50% done on it's first draft. The wait will be significantly shorter than it was between Acts 1 and 2, as it'll be shorter overall.

>Finally, if you liked it, I'd love to here any comments or discussion you want to bring up. Share it a bit, too, at different times, for new bronies. I try my best not to overpost my own stuff, and someone else posting it is a big favor for me. After all, I'm posting it to be read, not archived.

>Thanks to every brony that gave the story a chance.

Also, the first parts of the story are on that Equestria Daily blog, if anyone needs it.

>>22944640
>>22944678
I dare not imagine what would happen if Pinkie was let loose in Wonka's factory.

>>22944686

>>22944706

>Also all these tales of Trixie makes me want to try my hand at it

DO IT FAGGOT!

>>22944235

Please, keep going. This is enthralling.

>>22944640
>Rainbow's hair colors invert

What. Guys, c'mon, guys. Lauren needs to crack that whip a little more.

>>22944687
man I wish I had the powers

>>22944686
That's just.....no. Just stop. Forever.

I must ask a question, bronies:

Does The Hub know that a bunch of twenty-something manchildren (no offense) are the main demographic that actually watching MLP?

Do you think it would bother the network enough that they would put the show on hiatus or cancel it entirely?

>>22944235

>Pinkie Pie and (I'm guessing) Applejack cameo
>Trixie could have made friends with the FiM cast at that moment
>mfw

>>22944857

Yes, well Lauren is well aware of it. And well, everyone here is buying toys and such, I'm sure Hasbro could careless who is buying the toys, its all about the money.

>>22944686
god dammit i don't need another fetish.
got anything new planned?

>>22944857

The main demographic is still girls.

They are aware of us. And they're probably pleased as punch.

Here's a hint: producers like it when people like their shows and buy their products

>>22944857
Um... So long as we watch and BUY THEIR SHIT, I don't think they give a duck.

I'm sorry, but those needles would have cooled in seconds. I'm not buying this story.

>>22944876

>>22944876

Pinkie would never be able to pull that shit on Twilight.

Teleportation, bitch.

>>22944686
Wow.
I mean, many of us are sick fucks deep down inside, but would we dare to write a MLP fanfic about it?
You be one stone cold nigga, yo.

>>22944876
And the runner up is HFPS, the only other one who competed in this competition.

I have a VERY BIG request!
Anyone talking about THAT story, PLEASE PLEASE do so in spoiler censored message. IT'S REALLY EASY TO DO!

>>22944959

Who's HFPS?

>>22944897
i do, but it won't be anything like the last one
though there will be death
i'm gonna watch a few westerns to get a feel
by the way, i tried to make that Pinkie was as in character as possible in the story

>>22944951
Unless she saws her horn off while she's incapacitated.
Tactical genius, hurr.

>>22944973

I am one who will not be outdone at my own game.

>>22944973

HighFructosePornSyrup, author of The Severing fic and other such grimderp.

>>22945013
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So I heard that A.J. was writing a second part of the pinkie/dash fic

is this true?

>>22944597
No prob, I wanted to do Pinkie Pie in the first place anyhow. This is one of the blue cards I did back when the promotion was happening.

And I'm reading this Silence of the Lambs Pinkie Pie story right now...goddamn, whoever wrote this, you're fucking dark. Garth Ennis be damned.

>>22945036

What this means is I'm going to have to post my "Friend-Off" story early, and then just go ahead and do another one anyway.

I'll put the drawfagging aside for the time being.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, when did the bronies get so fucked up? I mean, there was always fucked up in the furry sense, but at least they had souls. Torture porn with ponies... Really?

>>22944980
>death
>westerns
>ponies
>mfw

Might I recommend "High Plains Drifter"? Or perhaps "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" is more of the mood you're going for

>>22944876

I disagree. You can have the silver. HFPS gets gold. At least to me anyway. Loyalty made me depressed for a week. Cupcakes was just kinda boring.

FUCK IT! BRB WRITING A FAN FIC OF A FAN FIC BECAUSE OTHERWISE I'M GONNA NEED THE REST OF MY WHISKEY!

>>22945073
1 person =/= all bronies

>>22945013

I am liking this thread.

>>22945073
But torture is the only way to show true appreciation.

Hey guys, thinking of making a text adventure game with ponies with some (CUTE) dating sim elements. Would you guys wanna play it?

>>22945013
Buddy, you were the first reason i wrote that

>>22945097

Yes, now I'm not the only one!

>>22944733
why would you even read that enough to get mad? some of you people need to practice your "skim and heh, nope close tab" skills. I'm an expert at dodging grimdark after all this time on 4chan

>HFPS
>SSWGPC
Shit just got grimdark.

>>22945118

>dating sim elements

Lesbian dating?

>>22945127
I DID NOPE OUT.
But it was too goddamn late.

Fuck, between this and that airport bombing is it any wonder that I've been feeling like I'm gonna throw for two days straight.

Check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NI4pYVkE4M
skip to about 4 minutes and Olivia Munn plays "Is it a porn star or a My Little Pony" with Sasha Grey.

>>22945165
maybe you should read that fic thats also here where /co/ acidently trolls the fuck out of dem ponies.

shits funny.

Oh Great Celestia, please let Friday's episode deliver us from this horrendous guro and anthro stuff. May we be instead blessed with a bounty of delicious shipping fuel like this

Amen.

>>22945165
Remember, no russian.

>>22945087
this is the inspiration for the western story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IHxG8VkiQA

>>22945223

This song is awesome. Anything inspired by this song should be awesome.

>>22945200

>anthro stuff

I haven't really seen that much. At least, not enough to warrant getting overly upset about.

>>22944876
someone shoop slenderpony into the back four trees of this Pic!

>>22945223
>mon visage

>>22945205
I sort of wanted to slug my brother cause he thought I'd actually LIKE that part of the game.

I have a damn Vash the Stampede tattoo, I'm not the kind of person to slaughter of folks who don't have it coming....

Which reminds me that I wrote this last night while drunk...

>>22945223
Scrub in, shit's about to get messy.

...h-hello.

I was wondering if I could get some help with fleshing out Pinkie Pie's background for my...*ahem*... PG fanfic.

>>22945037

>A.J.
>pinkie/dash fic

Can I see part 1?

For all of you who are writing torture stories:

Could you write one with a good reason for it? Like a good motivation on the characters part I mean. and an explanation to the victim I would love if they explain to them why they are being tortured that cupcakes wasn't very satisfying in that regard

>>22945307
.There is a good reason for it though Pinkie is fucking insane.

>>22945294

Looking forward to that Trixie x Luna one continuing later in the night hopefully!

>>22945307
>torture
>good motivation

Are you even listening to yourself?

Guys. Guys. TF2.

Server: 174.143.154.39:27015
Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpfim

>>22945294
One word: Batpink

Naw, I kid. Unless you want to work Batpink in. That'd be awesome.

>>22945294
>PG

>>22945337
Oh, thank you. I have a post ready for that. But I was wondering if you guys could help me decide something.

...namely, SHOULD Pinkie Pie have a backstory? Or do cloudcuckoolanders just not get those?

>>22945307

>Could you write one with a good reason for it?

Sometimes not having a reason is more frightening. Hannibal Lecter lost his charm for me when they tried to tell me why he was a sick asshole instead of letting me leave it up to my imagination.

>>22945307
>implying there'd ever be a good reason for it
Poni would never harm one another. Honestly even lesbian sex is a million times more plausible than violence.
The Severing is about as close as one could get to a legit explanation. That or maybe Pinkie pissed off Gilda too much and the griffin flips out

>>22945291
>final gunshot had been an exclamation mark
Wait... Max fucken Payne?

>>22945307
pinkie pie is insane and she needs to make cupcakes
and applebloom is vengeful

>>22945378
...I will work that into a dream sequence.

And have Rainbow Dash as her Robin.

Shit. Be. Cash.

But yeah, basically, I wanted to just have Pinkie Pie come out as gay to her parents as a teenager, then get kicked the hell out. Then have her go to live with Grandma Pie (who was mentioned in the pilot).

I want her to have SOME sort of...well, I guess angst, in her background? But without it eclipsing her basic cheerful personality.

>>22945323
There is a difference between "insane" and "capable of murder." Contrary to what fiction likes to tell us, they are not interchangeable. In fact, in real life, they rarely overlap.

Protip: Most murderers, even serial killers, are not insane. Insanity implies you don't know what you're doing. Most killers know what they're doing and simply don't give a shit.

>>22945346
Motivation like someone really deserving it you know

>>22945377
I don't know what that is!

>>22945388
Just don't get too grimdark with it. There's only so many times we can bear another "AND THEN PINKIE'S PARENTS WERE RUN OVER BY A LARGE BALL THAT WAS ALSO PART-CHAINSAW AND THERE WAS BLOOD CAKING EVERY CREVICE OF EVERYTHING FOREVER" type of intro story.

>>22945404
I was drunk and Max Payne is the greatest poet in the universe.
Also, keep reading.

>>22945307

I wish you didn't say this. One thing I like to do in fanfic is to take an implausible idea and do my best to make it plausible. Now my head is rolling for possible reasons why one of the main cast would kidnap and torture another in the main cast. As if I don't have enough to do.

>>22945291
>mfw I was thinking of writing a similar Derpy fic for that weird "draw a pic/write a story for your favorite fanfic/fanart" thing a large chunk of us seem to be doing

Looks like I'm gonna have to pick another picture

>>22945291
That thing was awesome

>>22942298
>>22944686
And then Rainbow Dash woke up and was like "oh man Pinkie Pie, I had the strangest dream!"
And Pinkie Pie asked "woah, what was it about?"
Rainbow Dash stared off into the distance. "Nothing..."
Pinkie Pie said "okay, no more scary movies for you!"
THE END

>>22945482
Real OCD involves obsessive thoughts that are combated with compulsive rituals.

...what if Rarity SNAPPED? Gave in to her inner darkness? Her constant thoughts of killing her friends...

>>22945482
because her number came up

>>22945118
I would wanna play it

>>22945482

I always skim overly descriptive fics. Protip, leave those parts out.

>>22945472
>I was drunk and Max Payne is the greatest poet in the universe.
Indeed. Also, fic was pretty fuck yeah.

>>22945513
Actually, you just summed up what I was doing.
Although it was Pinkie who had the dream and she then went to Rainbow Dash and kicked her in the shins for making her watch Hostel.
Rainbow Dash's response, "Jeez you're sensitive. I thought it was funny."

But now I don't have to!

>>22945394
This is true. One of the reasons The Joker is one of the best villains ever created is because HE HAS NO BACKSTORY.

>>22945098

It's more than 1 person.

>>22945528

Unconvincing. Rarity's OCD is the cutesy OCD that lots of people have, not actual real OCD. Even if it was real OCD, the most common reason the rituals exist is to prevent something bad from happening (or to keep life continuing as normal generally), not to stop oneself from doing bad things.

Right now I'm thinking about building some sort of magical malady that requires torture to fix. This would make it so that no character has to suddenly go crazy. It also adds an extra emotional punch because the victim doesn't like it certainly, but neither does the perpetrator.

Of course I've only been thinking about this for a few minutes, I could probably do better given more time.

>>22945664
True.

...maybe it's Applebloom's special talent. o_o

>>22945635
Of course he does. We had a thread about it not three days ago. Apparently he was really Prince Adam, who discovered secret fantastic powers when he held aloft his magic whoopie cushion and said "BY THE POWER OF VAUDVILLE! I HAVE THE HUMOR!"

JO-KER!
AND THE MASTERS OF THE DC-VERSE

>>22945597

Depending on what you mean by "overly descriptive" so do I. Why do you think I found cupcakes boring? Not much happened, it was all description.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO EVERYONE POSTING FACIAL REACTIONS IN THESE THREADS?!?

>>22945459 Contrary to what fiction likes to tell us, they are not interchangeable.

THANK YOU. One of my least favorite comic book tropes is the tendency to always describe villains as "insane" instead of "evil."

It's childish and naive because it implies that sane people never do bad things. In real life, perfectly sane people do horrible things every goddamn day.

There IS a difference. The Joker is insane. Lex Luthor is evil.

>>22945458
That sounds like great story hope you write it

>>22945513
>>22945628
Huh! And just like that, I'm okay now.
Go self delusion, keeping me immortal and happy since 1984!

>>22945733

>>22945482

This is starting to turn into "When the Ponies Cry."

>>22945528
You know, I could actually see this.

Some OCDers perform their rituals because they're afraid that if they don't someone they love might get hurt or die because they aren't acting out the ritual.

Now imagine if Rarity became so confused about her thoughts of seeing her friends hurt that she starts to wonder if that's what she actually wants and so she decides to try it on one of her friends.

>>22945747
Thank you, person I do not know, nor ever will!

well my opinion on the muffins.... i've read things like that and worse. and my oppinion. hmm i just some how didnt like it. it was just Gore. nothing more. i made a pinkie rime? lol

>>22945714
.......................yeah, that's stupid.