pony

>>22932494
Nope, but have this.

>>22932494
You mean this?

The storybook is not consistently funny. Mostly it's just boring. The thing was clearly assembled out of an incomplete synopsis of the first two episodes plus some static clip art. Enjoy seeing the EXACT SAME image of Pinkie Pie for almost the entire book until they finally add like two variants near the end.

is this the real goddamn general? because the thread finder says there isn't one at the moment.

It is not for Women anymore...

>>22932540
>>22932540
I mean the one that came with the "gift set".

The one that has Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle insulting Twilight for some reason.

>>22932554
nevermind

it's the real deal, fabulous~

>>22932554
It pointed ME here, so I'm assuming so. Unless the image got hijacked. I'm not familiar with Taco Wiz, so I'm running on trust here.

>>22932540
No, that story is pretty adorable. It really could be fleshed out into an episode with minimal adjustments. OP is talking about the crappy book that comes with the gift set of pony toys with sculpted plastic hair.

Also, I just noticed this today: Carrot Cake shows up at the party in Call of the Cutie alongside a young pegasus pony who is presumably her daughter. So I guess this means she's married to a pegasus?

Glad to see there's a general again. I was getting anxious without my ponies.

>>22932539
Well isn't that nice their playing.
awww

>>22932617

Well, they look nothing alike. Obviously she could take after the father, and there isn't exactly a resemblance among any of the Apple siblings, but still. It could just be she's bringing a young pony friend to the party for fun. Apple Bloom certainly hangs out with the main gang enough that its possible other fillies hang with their elders.

I bought the gift set today, finally, so I've got the storybook. Scanning it would be a PITA, though, as it is really quite a dull and inaccurate retelling of episodes 1 and 2.

>>22932568
I need to see this.

>>22932539
#3? Is there a #2?

So I settled on Rarity. Gonna tighten up the pencils, ink, and then paint.

The last good suggestion I had for text was Deadpool saying "Ignore the Neigh-sayers." But I'm open to any others.

>>22932539
Oh hey it was fixed this is much be--*sees Applebloom staring*--AAAUUUGHHH

Is this the new general, then? I have a fic I wish to start dumping.

>>22932796

My body is ready.

>>22932796
DO EEEETTTT

You should just scan inaccurately drawn Twilight and Derpy Applejack.

>>22932494
That storybook is almost the most perfect and flawless example of why the toy division and the creative division should not be two separate entities.

Must be fun making up an entire toy line off some clip art and bullet points. Those poor third-world bastards...

>>22932796
anything but what Wes fucking Craven posted earlier

Okie-doke.

This is a combo sadfic/heartwarmingfic (not sure of term, but one that would give you the warm fuzzies) combining the origin of Trixie (as suggested initially by... Pacce, I want to say, and shamelessly stolen and expanded by me) and a more feel-good present-day story.

May I present: okay, I don't have a name for it, so, uhhhh... Great and Powerful okay, fuck, that sucks ass, please someone suggest something better

It's not Friday! My body's not- hwargb

>>22932842

Part 2: The origin.

>>22932823
Yeah, I thought about scanning OMGURFACE Twilight after I posted that, but I've got a new computer and I'm having to set up my scanner, so it's gonna take a bit while the drivers are being whiny.

For three or four days in a row (near the full moon!) I woke up thinking about Ponies. Maybe I'll dream about them tonight.

annnnnd the first paragraph of part 3.

I learned my lesson from the Dash sadfic. I'm taking my sweet time with this one.

This is just so the ending of part 2 makes sense.

>>22932862
I've been trying to teach myself to lucid dream.. I'm getting closer. If I get this to work, pony dreams every night for the rest of my life. U jelly?

Dunno. I think it's archived but I'm not sure.

This is all I have.

Someone wanted a comic about /co/ going to McDonalds, and here you go.

I found that it's quite liberating when you don't really care about drawing "right". No real details, just focus on expressions. And the generic toon drawing style helps.

Pensivepine scanned the storybook some time ago.
http://www.mlparena.com/Forums/viewtopic/t=249726.html

'Sup bronies. I'm not a very good writefag, but I decided to share with you... A Pony Thread That's General!

>>22932980

Don't hate me...

>>22932873

Okay. That's it so far. Kinda depressing atm, actually....

BUT HELL THAT'S WHAT MY NAME SAYS, RIGHT?

>>22932998

...And finished. I'm sorry if the rhyming scheme is a bit off- I had to stretch it a bit to make some of the pieces work...

>>22933005

I probably should post my fics sometime that there are actually people to read 'em...

>>22933005
Not sad enough

I was sadder when i was eating lunch alone today than when i read your fic.
>>22933005

>>22933045
I'm gonna have to ask you to go against type and make a happy pony story. Sad fics and fapfics have numbed us. I'm sorry.

In consolation, is there anything you want drawn?

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v6HofmsnTQw6Khpk0

>>22933062

I'm not trying to make it a BAAWWWWfic. I'm just trying to establish sympathy for Trixie as a character, which will make the later parts (the heartwarming parts) better.

Or so it went in my head.

I know my name, but I don't have to try to make EVERY fic I write a depressing one.

>>22933045

I'm here, I'm just honestly not interested in Trixie fics.

Also, posting some of my art for a bronie who asked.

>>22932905
I went out and got those today im glad cause now i dont feel the need to buy the good....er ones from toys r us so i saved money in the end

>>22933109
>>22933101

see

>>22933122

Or, shit, even

>>22932842

>heartwarmingfic (not sure of term, but one that would give you the warm fuzzies)
>a more feel-good present-day story.

Only two things am I posting because nobody wants to see me flood the place with my crap.

>>22933122

I felt the ending was strong, but the events leading up to it were fairly weak.

>>22933109
>>22933109
>implying fapfics are not happy pony stories

>>22933122
Gonna read in a few, last real post for the night, gonna be on ipod from here on.

Also, I appreciate the Trixie love. :3

>>22933156

IT'S NOT DONE YET

>>22932920
Thank you so much!

Now, let's begin the analysis.

1. Why are Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in Canterlot?
2. Why are they asking an adult pony to hang out with them?
3. Why are they JUDGING an adult pony?
4. Did they just throw together some stock images for this? That would explain questions 1-3.

Here's an interesting /r/ I hope is fulfilled, Could somepony provide me with an official Map of Equestria (including Everfree Forest) if such a thing exists?
cpatcha: Peronist I pods

I couldn't sleep.
So I made you this- a shiny new pony name generator.

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/take.php?id=14459

It needs testing a bit, I was wondering if you might like to try it out? at least half of the names are from actual ponies, broken down to fit into their retarded little generator script.
sidenote: hey, if anyone knows where/how to make a random generator that doesn't rely entirely on entered text I'd be much obliged if you pointed me in that direction.

Holy Shit, this is a whole new thread!

>>22932980
>>22932998
>>22933020
Love it.

Brony who has been doing the AJ-family fic that is far too wordy and has various writing problems here. I've been working with correcting those errors in this current chapter I've been working on. Unfortunately, I've reached a creative stump at this point in time, unsure of which plot idea I want to tackle first.

It doesn't matter which happens first; they'll all lead to the same place. But what do you want to see first, bronies?

1. Interaction between Spike and Apple Bloom.
2. Applejack's descent into madness.
3. How Big Mac deals with his family.

>>22933185
None exists, but some /co/lts are making a map from what we have. For all intents and purposes, just ask /tg/ for a map, relabel some places, and Shazam.

>>22933175
Let us know next time. I had a whole response typed up, but that post ended them for me.

>>22933180
>3. Why are they JUDGING an adult pony?

MLP protaganists are not adults.

>>22933217

sorry, I thought I had >implied that.

But if you're already finding the first part weak...

>>22933205
What is it about FiM that inspires such horrors? I've been a denizen of /tg/ for a long time, but these stories are actually getting to me.

#2

>>22933242
They're old enough to have some important jobs and duties. I'd say mid-twenties for most of them.

>>22933242

>live alone, have jobs and responsibilities, finished pony school

>>22933242

What? Applejack owns an entire farm, Rarity has an entire fashion boutique and Rainbow Dash runs the entire Weather Control team. They may not be middle age, but they must be adults. Early to mid twenties tier.

>>22933180
Same reason Lyra was.

>>22933242

They are as old as spongebob.

>>22933262
Applejack dropped out when she had applebloom

>>22933205
Can't recall off the top of my head which fic that was, so if you could repost it, preferably a screencap, that'd be nice. But with no context to go on, I'm going to say 3, 2, and 1 in that order.

I picture the ponies are at least 20. Even moreso now that all of Apple Bloom's friends have made an appearance. All the younger ponies make the other seem just that much older now.

>>22932191
>to the guy with the Celestia troll face image with the suggestion about the story of some guy driving up to McDonald's.... well here you go.
sadly. i was gonna do it. but i kinda got a better idea half way through doing it... i'm sorry :(

>>22932920

Damn. Oh well, at least now I have my scanner working.

>>22933307
Dang, this guy got two comics.
Here's mine, but yours is better.
>>22932905

>>22933314
Hey Twilight...

why the long face

Fluttershy is the only pony that actually has no job

Somehow she makes a living out of feeding animals

>>22933307

I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>22933188
k
I may repost the link in the next general I see, but I need to get to sleep for the moment. Hope it's giving you some good names, god knows the lists are long enough.

>>22933180

Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are in Canterlot because Hasbro isn't selling Random Background Pony toys.

Even though I would so buy Random Background Pony toys.

>>22933307
Spah's in mah Ponyville?!

>>22933306
Horses live for 20-30 years.

Maybe they'd be that old in human years, but horse years, probably 2-4 or so.

>>22933307
That's what he gets for not ordering the full set.

You need to just walk right in there, ask for the full set of ponies, politely thank them, and walk out while humming the theme song.

>>22933349
She might be like a paid caretaker. Anyway we see that pegasus ponies can sleep in the clouds, so it's not like she has a lot of bills to pay.

>>22933363
just get more ponies, and paint them.

>>22933349
I imagine the city pays her wages for taking care of animals. She's basically Ponyville's animal control officer.

>>22933349

The Ponies have a very paternalistic relationship with nature in Equestria. Taking care of the little animals IS a job for them. Its no different from controlling the weather, and they seem terrified of the concept of a forest that grow without their supervision, to the point that they characterize it as "unnatural."

I mean, damn, their royalty controls the sun and moon. That says plenty.

Like a boss

Captcha: political finga

>>22933180
>Did they just throw together some stock images for this?
It is pretty obvious this was made by some poor sap with a smattering of clip art and a heart full of apathy.

>>22933374
If I were a pony I'd pretty much be dead already

>>22933306
>>22933374
Official say is that they are adults, but with teenage-ish mental age - this is justified by the whole "horses have shorter time to adulthood" thing

>>22933399
so basically they're demigods?

>>22933349
She's' doing better than Pinkie Pie, who's only got a part-time gig at the patisserie and can't be trusted to run it on her own.

But then, she's a year older.

>>22933411
Thing is, if it were clip art, where would they get a Twilight that off-model? Somebody got PAID to draw that.

>>22933045
>>22933045

I uploaded so everypony can read it!

now go finish it!

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/story-origin.html

>>22933428
There was a /tg/ story about that in the Humanity Fuck Yeah threads. A human crashlands in a world with intelligent insects. Eventually, he starts to care for them as if they were his own family, but he is always saddened because he will outlive generations of them.

>>22933467
Is everyone who owns a garden and pets a demigod? Tell yourself that they live in a biodome, and that the animals are so domesticated that they rely on the ponies to help them out.

>>22933342
>>22932905
hey sorry for the very long timed reply, was finishing the comic abit. but i just gave up.

anyways. pretty cool. at least you stuck to the joke.
I didn't :(

Hey sadponies!

needs moar of Twilight succumbing to the concept of flowers for algernon if you haven't done that one already.

celestia "fixed" certain derpy ponies with magic, but it wears off. Twilight never remembered she was one of those ponies, and the magic wears off slowly. In front of all her friends. And she realizes it.

Oh, and Fluttershy dies from her inoperable cancer that she never admitted to anyone because she was too shy.

>>22933470

>can't be trusted to run it on her own

If Pinkie was my employee I'd consider it a good day if she didn't burn the place down while I was gone

>>22933443

Wait, if they're grown at age 2, that puts "I'm a year older than you" in a whole new light...

>>22933470
Things like derp-face Twilight may be original content drawn from a model sheet, but most of the book IS just copy/pasted clip art (sometimes with very minor tweaks). Count up all the instances of Pinkie Pie in basically the same side-view pose.

>>22933180
>>22933180

Y'know it freaks me out the way Scootaloo and Sweetie are looking right at you in that picture.
Actually, the ponies you create in the FiM game on Hubworld do that too. Like they're trying to watch you. Except they do that ALL the time, so instead of thinking they're watching me, instead it ends up looking like... there's something wrong with them. Like they've got wall-eyes.

It's an entire race of Derpy's I swear to god.

IT'S DONE!

Seriously, this time, actually done. Posting my fanfic, parts 1-3:

The Cast Meet Co

>>22933503

My heart is cold, but not so cold as to not be depressed about dead fluttershy ;_;

>>22933503
That would be super depressing. The new friend they made, who always tried her best to help them, is slowly spiraling away from them. When she most needs their help, they can't give it to her, even though she is right there.

End it with Twilight still trying to be helpful. She'll try forever, but she'll never help anyone ever again.

That's parts 1 and 2. From here on, it's new material

>>22933363
>release ponies that are neither previous core 7 or background ponies
>???
>PROFIT

>>22933545
>>22933563
>>22933568

Convince me why is should read this.

Just curious, but has there been any fanart on pixiv ?

I saw one image on the previous general that looked like it.

>>22933205
3, 2, then 1

>>22933554
I was gonna say Applebloom.

But no. Not even I have the lack of heart and stillness of soul to, even fictionally, give her inoperable cancer.

Therefore, Pinkie inadvertently puts her into a diabetic coma. She eventually recovers though.

>>22933591
It's what it's file name implies. Pinkie gets the magic ipad that lets her surf 4chan. The cast then goes and reads the threads we've made, and all the stuff we made for them. The good, and the BAD. It's fairly on character.

>>22933591
Not necessary stupid Anon don't read it

>>22933586
The only consolation I can give is that the box art shows that someone in Lauren's crew did sit down and draw a model for these characters.

>>22933591
It's funny and teaches you to think before you post.

>>22933606
>>22933607

Thanks.

>>22933205
3
1
2

Applejack spiraling into madness sounds like a great cliffhanger. All 3 topics are great so it was hard to choose.

>>22933591
Convince me why I should convince you

>>22933259
So it is written, so it is being done. Might be done within the hour, might not.

>>22933292
Sorry, just now saw your post. The image in this post will be the first part of the Prelude that I wrote.

>>22933602
>diabetic coma

I did an alternate ending for the Pinkie Pie diabeetus story with this in place of the funeral ending. I think only like two people read it, though.

Post the rest of the /co/ fic so I can go to sleep. I have work later.
The suspense is killing the rest of my day here.

>>22933650
I read it, and enjoyed it. I'm just tired of the grimdark, so I don't post responses on those.

This is the beginning of the new stuff. My volunteer proof reader enjoyed my work, but we both decided to add a little disclaimer about the next section. There is going to be a bit of a change in gears compared to the last section, and the humor will come at a slower pace, with a little more character development. All in all, my proof reader still loved it, and I am hoping the change won't be too jarring for anyone's expectations.

>>22933639

>>22933630
Gah, I'm sorry, I'm already working on el numero dos. But, it's only the beginning of AJ's descent into insanity with this chapter; the whole thing happens gradually over the course of the entire story.

Oh, and it's kinda tricky dealing with setting everything up, especially when the story is set to

>>22933650
you mean the one with the parody of Scrub's "My Screw Up"

>>22933188

Lavender Whistle reporting in.

>>22933591
I'm glad that so far, I don't have toot my own horn.

>>22933676
3 of 3 for intro chapter.

Ok guys, I'm continuing the fluttershy fic.

Will post as more chapters are done.

Oh god, we're on 5 sections already... this is going to be longer than yesterday's one... and then I already have more ideas to continue Rarity's one... oi

>>22933188
Diamond Crescent

holy shit, I'm rich AND girly.

Section 4... wherein Fluttershy is still sad.

>>22932540
Oh :( I just drew my own pony, but she looks almost exactly the same as Carrot Cake.

Feels bad, man.

Section 5 - Wherein Twilight has words with her.

Apologies for these being all over the place. Also if you don't like this stuff. Should still be over by next week.

What have you done to me /co/.

I lost my balls.

Last division for this section.

This concludes act 2. All that remains is the climax.

If you've enjoyed it thus far, I've got good news. Act 3 is roughly 50% done on it's first draft. The wait will be significantly shorter than it was between Acts 1 and 2, as it'll be shorter overall.

Finally, if you liked it, I'd love to here any comments or discussion you want to bring up. Share it a bit, too, at different times, for new bronies. I try my best not to overpost my own stuff, and someone else posting it is a big favor for me. After all, I'm posting it to be read, not archived.

Thanks to every brony that gave the story a chance.

>>22933188
Emerald Emerald reporting in. Hey, bronies. Can I be a pushmi-pullyu? Do you think they have pushmi-pullyus in Equestria?

>>22933764

>>22933764

Fool!

Don't you realize friendship is manliness?

>>22933754

You lie through your teeth anonymous.

>>22933730
And the chapter from a few nights ago that is riddled with Burly Detective Syndrome and boringness.

>>22933783
Inb4 Kenshiro holding up Pinkie Pie.

>>22933769
Did my little brother and sister's names too, as they are bronies.
Sister=chrysanthemum feather
Brother=thistle master

Good god, there is fanfiction flying out the wazoo at the moment.

Oh, and if Pacce is still around, tell him I'll read one of his works soon as I get the last arc of mine completed

My brony name is Sparkler Crescent.

>>22932842
>>22932857
>>22932873

Trixie is my most beloved character in this show. All I gotta say is, holy shit man, that story was heart-shatteringly sad! The fact that the writing is excellent just made it burn me even harder. I'd love to read more, even though it makes me feel bad man. If anybody appreciates your story, rest assured, its me. Please keep up the good work!

>>22933843
Pony gay sex
SODOMYYYYYYY
SODOMYYYYYYY

...wait they're females so it's uh...

>>22933813

>>22933188
Carnation Water here

>>22933860

It explains a lot. Most of the faggotry can be blamed on fangirls apparently.

>>22933791
Goodness me, she's an actual pony too?
The colour scheme is all different, but the mane is almost the same. I named mine Coconut Tides.

>>22933762
Any title for this?

I had it as snails and fluttershy story earlier on the blog, but there isn't much snails is there!

>>22933877
>>22933860

That picture is really old. It was drawn as a parody of Jimbo and all of the awful homolust stories she writes about the guards in Celestia & Luna's castle.

>>22933783
>>22933813
>>22933873
Some more Pony of the North Star.

>>22933188
That spit me out as Chrysanthemum Delight.
One of my brothers is Butterscotch Delight.
And my sister is... Lickety Delight. You bastard, what did you do to my sister!?

Okay, I'm redoing the files/organization. This is gonna be a hell of a lot longer than I thought, and single pages won't do.

This is all already-posted material; for those few who liked it, the next post will have legit new material.

>>22933926
But what would Raoh be riding if he's a pony?

>>22933765
Everyone stays in character, though I didn't get why AJ needed to pack those things she brought. Also, you should've started with Twilight trying to write the letter, since it would've helped set the mood better.

Personally, it reminds me of the Pony quests I want to run. What would happen if the ponies even got a chance to talk to the people who've made their lives so hard.

>>22933938

New pasta

and nowhere NEAR done

Equestria Daily guy/girl, if ya wanna update...

>>22933938
Ahh you drive my OCD crazy.

Try not to make the next one too big, i dont want to cut your organization when blogger resizes it automatically.

>>22933926

Related to Galaxy? http://www.ponylandpress.com/images/ponies/galaxy-spoosh.jpg

>>22933926
Y'know, I think Coltshiro is to rule 63 Koku-oh Pony what Big Mac is to Applejack.

I can just imagine North Star Pony Family, busy exploding the heads of punks every year with..... until one day, Coltshiro has a bad bruise, and Kokuohko pony has vows o blow up the bad guys herself

>>22933937
>Lickety Delight

>>22933954

sigh.

MY OCD makes me favor big chunks.

I don't like single-page posts...

Let me know what to do to make it easier for you, but for the 4chan pasta it'll be this size. Deal?

>>22933942
A dragon ? And... I neevr though of equating poky Kokuoh to Raoh. But... it does make sense !

>>22933988
Yah that's fine, I didn't mean to sound harsh there. Just letting you know I might have to cut it up a bit if blogger makes it hard to read. I usually do for bigger ones.

From now on i will use ponies to convey emotions

>>22933188

Sparkler Paradise. Okaaay...

Sparkler Sparkle with just my first name. Pic related.

>>22933977
It's not funny.
Well, it's a little funny, but still. That ain't cool.

>>22933938
>>22933950

These are fantastic! Please continue the story. As you said before, take your time.

>>22934014
It got a bit smaller, still readable at least. The second one was a perfect size.

>I am not realizing how few happy twilights I have.

She really is angry a lot isn't she?

>>22934039
Now

Stupid miskey

>>22934020
I only have a rough sense of how it works, but if you only type in one name, it basically counts it twice. There seems to be two lists of names, one for first names, one for second, and it has something to do with the number of matching letters. So it treats an entry like "Steve" as "Steve Steve," and turns up "Thistle Whistle" as the brony title.isa

I also got Sparkler Sparkle btw, but from my middle name.

>>22933964
Holy shit.

Galaxy could actually be Pony Toki.

I'm still here for virtually no reason

Part 6... I swear, this just keeps going.

>>22933926
>>22933972
>>22933964
>>22934065

Somebody drawfag this. Ponies of the North STar: Coltshiro, Koku-oh (Raoh pony) and Galaxy (Toki pony)

>>22934066
No, there is a reason.
You're one of US now.

>>22934066
Shit, I haven't watched that music video in years.

>>22934066
Nice dubs, but check 'em.

>>22934089

>Ponies of the North STar: Coltshiro, Koku-oh (Raoh pony) and Galaxy (Toki pony)

I second this!

>>22934063 it has something to do with the number of matching letters
Oh! I see, that makes a lot of sense.

I type in multiple things, and the resulting name always shares letters with it. Like 'Andi' yields 'Candy.'

>>22934086
>that last line

>>22934095

Not quite Trixie, but if you want to check mine, feel free.

>>22934089
Just ran them through the generator.
Kenshiro turns out as Sapphire Shimmer, Raoh comes out as Rainbow Rhapsody, and Toki is Tropical Twirler.
Automatically they get to be the manliest goddamn ponies around.

>>22934095
>>22934119
You BOTH suck!

Rainbow Dash will get doubles in 10 SECONDS FLAT!

>>22934119
Those trips were just out of your reach.

WAIT

I THOUGHT THEY WERE A HOAX

Can. Can I get photos of the littly pony happy meal toys please to see if I should go get one or not?

I should be drawfagging for the Ren'py game that's getting gently made, but I had such a bad migraine that getting it done wasn't happening tonight.

However, two days off now. Yey.

That said, this popped into my head from the most bizarre dream I've had. I was watching it and didn't take part in anything that happened, like watching the show.

inb4 OCDNS

>>22934095
>>22934119
>>22934127
Sigh...

Amateurs

>>22933802
If anyone is still up who cares about this, here's a preview, since I'm going to bed now. The whole section should be ready to post Wednesday night/Thursday early morning, depending on where you live.

Preview of Applejack's descent.

“…Zecora gave me a few different medicines a week or so ago,” she said after a long pause. Applejack perked up with hope. “New ones. She made them from pre-existing formulas and recent studies at Canterlot University. They’re only samples, primarily for research and testing purposes. They can help with… calming a pony down. Easing pain. Keeping them from being… depressed.”

“But…?” Twilight looked at her friend with sad eyes.

“I wouldn’t feel right giving them to you without having them properly and fully tested.”

“Ah can be a test subject!”

“I can’t let my best friend do that!” Twilight said, backing up in frustration. “There’s no telling what side effects there could be to these things! I don’t know; Zecora doesn’t know!” Applejack looked deep into her friend’s eyes and could see that she was holding something back.

“How long have ya been researching these medicines?”

>>22934122

Tropical Twirler is a pretty sweet name, i aint gonna lie.

I will try and fail for doubles!

>>22934122
Oh, would you look at that.
Scoring dubs with the power of My Little Fist of the North Star.

Okay, i'm only gonna try for dubs once...

>>22934138
I tried to keep the writing in the same vein as the show. Simple, to the point, with a minimum of confusing words and a focus on actions.

maybe it's the storyboarder in me that is enjoying this way too much, and I may very well drawfag this later.

>>22934169

>>22934188
dubs without trying

u mad?

>>22934203
Nope!

>>22934151
Continue? Revise? It looks like shit?

Going to bed in like ten minutes.

Blog brony here.

I'm gonna go watch a movie, I'll upload the rest of everyones stories as you guys finish them.

What time is it? Pony time. Oh yeahh. I have arrived.

What IS friendship?

Fuck, I need to go to sleep. Somebody get the Aegis fic in one piece once he posts it all.
I'm interested in it despite myself.
...Even though it's probably going to end up with Celestia sending Aegis there to make a booty call and teach Twilight how to please a ma- er, become a family man.

>>22934203
you can't just do that.

>>22934203
that's it for now.

I'm gonna focus on drawfagging for the ren'py game resources I was told were needed, so this will be continued as a warm-up/cool down after doodles.

previews of little things:
Applebloom learns to kick down apples by practicing on a cherry tree. Twilight has to intervene when her cuteness gets the better of him and he starts helping Applebloom, and she doesn't learn anything.

Meaniepants pony appears and starts chasing around Twilight

Aegis makes things worse because unicorns abusing their powers causes evil things

Aegis meets the medic pony

Rainbow Dash wins with a tag-back

no, it isn't meant to be depressing, just practice for the utter cuteness of the universe.

>>22934169

>>Male unicorns are rare
Wait what...... did you watch the show? Or did I read that wrong?

>>22934086
Keep em coming!

>>22934285
so it's OC pony does OC things.

>>22934286
I think he was going more for the "unicorn Palace Guards are rare," as opposed to "unicorn males are rare."

>>22934286
there are at least two girl pony's for every guy. Guys themselves are rare, apparently. Most of the guys in the show don't have horns (most).

I'm just abusing shit anyway, it's not like it's official.

all this fic posting almost makes me want to post the silly thing I was working on. almost.

>>22934286
Well, if you want to discuss the unicorn in mythology, you'll be pleased to know that unicorns are virgin detectors.

I kid you not.

>>22934321
Huh... I think it's just best to just assume everything in the fic is canon while i'm reading it.

>>22934336
Well, THAT explains why those damn unicorns are hanging out in my back yard.

We've actually seen a few dudicorns now. The one thing we have never seen is a male pegasus that was not a guard or costumed stunt flier. There are no male background pegasi.

>>22934336
Aren't all unicorns supposed to be female? I'm not sure where I heard that, but it had something to do with complete purity. You couldn't see or interact with a unicorn unless you were utterly honest and sinless.

TL;DR
Yyyyyyyup.

no, it won't be ponyporn. also, he ends up leaving after Twilight teaches him some things about magic and learns the moral of the story. Which will be written later.

>>22933945
*contemplates* That's possible. There was a thematic reason I chose to put off the letter (the reveal that despite being apparently above it all for most of the story, Twilight is indeed affected). I do, personally, feel that perhaps the middle is the weakest part. The threads aren't adequately wrapped up yet, which is why originally I didn't want to separate this from the next part.

As for AJ's pack, it's not expressly stated why she brought it, but I was hoping to sow in evidence of why. Perhaps in the last section, it'll be a little more clear for her motivations.

As for the pony quests, heck if they turn out like this, I'd find it quite interesting. I think the show set a precedent that such adventures are very canon, between Dragon Shy and the first two episodes. Which is a bit of where I got my inspiration.

Ponies actually confronting /co/? well perhaps not in arc 3, but a lot of comments on these stories have be considering spinning off the concept of the first part for other characters or scenarios . . .

>>22934366
>dudicorns

Awesome to see other people calling them that now.

>>22934333

Don't do it. It will only end in tears.

Part 7 - I'm gunna just go ahead and say oh god what have I done and leave it at that.

>>22934333

you should post it

>>22934395

I never do it. Usually.

>>22933188
THISTLE WHISTLE

>>22934333
nice trips.

it's a sign from the internet. you must post.

>>22934406
Should I brace for SnailxFluttershy?


Because I am totally cool with that. Some people here would murder you though, haha.

>>22934442
as far as i'm concerned, the only good fanfic is one which enrages the fanbase. No credit given if crossovers are involved.

>>22934409

Well following the threads the past few days, I just don't think it would have much of an audience. People seem far more keen on shipping, or grimdark, or epic serious stuff. I roll more lighthearted, with none of that stuff. What I was playing with was more of an exercise in characterization anyway, with 3 of the male background ponies. Pony bromance, if you will.

also, I don't have anything against any of the shipping/grimdark/serious face writiers. We got some great ones.

good morning bronies!

...writefag reporting in...

>starting on Pinkie Pie/Rainbow Dash pt. 2 today
>also working out how my new grimdark will work

>>22934442

We'll see, but it might be going that way.

Honestly these things just freaking take over me lately... this was one paragraph I considered finished this morning, now it's on 7 pages and going.

>>22934456
It might be enjoyed. My story leaned to the humor side of things and I felt it was well received (well, the first part of it so far, anyways)

>>22934456

I've only done...two fics like that...one with the ponys on a pirate treasure hunt...the other...I can't remember what the other one was...

can someone please post some Spike x Rarity fanfics?
for the great and powerful, Trixie. maybe? hmm??

FUCK YOU ALL, I FINALLY TOOK THE PLUNGE AND STARTED WATCHING IT ON YOUTUBE SO I COULD FINALLY WRITE OFF ALL THESE GODDAMN PONYTHREADS AS BOLLOCKS AND NOW I'M UTTERLY ENCHANTED. I'M SIX EPISODES IN AND I CAN'T STOP.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

>>22934477
Let it consume you! Fall into the abyss's sweet embrace and become one with the true darker, more powerful side of yourself!

WHOA DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING?

I just like your stuff man. It's 3:30 A.M. and I'm here reading your stuff instead of going to bed for class.

>>22934442
Yeah, not sure if I'm being trolled. . . but die in a fire for suggesting Snails with anything but a meat grinder.

>>22934506
someone give him the "Welcome to the herd" image, i don't have it on me...

>>22934506
you are now reading the macro in spike's voice

>>22934502
I find it funny that probably the only true sign of love (shipping) in the show is completely tossed aside.

SpikexRarity usually pops up when it's mentioned in the show, as was seen after the first episode and "Boast Busters." Right now everyone seems hooked on ApplejackxRarity...

They'll come around.

>>22934090
fukkensaved btw

>>22934485

Guess it doesn't hurt to test the waters. Heres the intro to what I was playing with. The second part would be the party if I opted to continue. Its mostly a setup for sillyness. Mostly.

Also, I read yours. I laughed. So thumbs up.

>>22933950
>>22934406
Damnit writefriends

I was totally going to watch that movie

but you all have me hooked on your in progress stories.

Anyhow I've updated the blog with everything so far. I love you guys

>>22934523
>ApplejackxRarity
but... she has Big mac... and Rainbow Dash...
and arggh darn you bronies for ruining true love to bloom

>>22934546

ApplejackxRainbow Dash is my OTP

....but damn it if Pinkie Pie isn't dangerously close to replacing Applejack...

>>22934557
I'm all about TrixieXLuna myself. Or TrixieXTwilight

Or trixieXrarity

Or well trixieXanything female is amazing.

>>22934523
Personally, I see the entire friendship circle as a six-way hippie-style love-fest. There's occasional sparks of jealousy (such as when Rainbow Dash's old lover Gilda shows up) and other minor problems (Applejack's stubborn independence, Twilight Sparkle's insecurity) but the power of friendship and candy vag smooths it all over.

>>22934575
Or, in other words, my OTP is an OT6.

>>22934465

Yay, Pinkiedash! Are we getting it soon A.J.?

Also, grimdark fic? I'm not liking the sound of that....

the threads are pretty swell tonight

>>22934575
Sorry Jim... I guess that's a shipper's point of view. I see them as a group of friends doing what friends do, and that's about it. Sadly for me the majority of /co/ sees them as the former... I guess i'll just "Deal With It."

It's also been said that unicorns are the embodiment of time itself. That there are only two; male and female, dawn and dusk.

They have been known to carry virgins away though

>>22934573

...I haven't done anything with Trixie or Luna at all...well...except for the observatory thing with Luna and Celestia...

THAT was the other one that wasn't a ship...I need to write more episode style MLP fics...

...and I guess more things involving trixie and/or luna

>>22934535
Thanks for the comment. Repost your story next time you see my name crop up with comments. It's too damn late o'clock over here, or I'd give it a read right now. I'm curious what sort of character stuff you did for the background ponies

>>22934603
That's a perfectly valid point of view. I'm just saying that if you're going to take the platonic G-rated friendship and try to work more adult-rated activities into it, the mechanics of the friendships involved don't really give themselves to breaking them up into couples.

Or at least, that's how my opinion goes.

>>22934605
There are now two Luna/Trixie stories but they have sex in them

>>22934588

hahaha...it's cute when you get all excited over my work...but no...not until later...had a massive influx of friendship yesterday so I didn't get anything done...I'll prbably hang out in the threads for a while and then force myself out so I can get to work...

>>22934557

Don't let it happen bronie! Pinkiedash is awesome and all, but Appledash is the the bestest of all Rainbow Dash ships!

>>22934575
Pinkie Pie- Bubble Gum. alternatively, cotton candy.

Twilight Sparkle- grape soda, complete with fizz

Rainbow Dash- skittles

Rarity- banana strawberry hybrid

Applejack- If you're hovering over this for a flavor you are a moron for not anticipating what should be here

Trixie- derp

Applebloom- you sick bastard

Rarity- Spearmint with a hint of blueberry

>>22934611

Too damn late o'clock to be posting here as well. Confound these ponies, they drive me to insomnia

Writefag shipping challenge:

Start with your favorite combo: A and B.

Now think of your second favorite combo involving A: A and X.

Now the same for B: B and Y.

Now ship X and Y.

>>22934636

>sex

whaaaaat?....no heartwarming friendship? or lighthearted G-rated shipping?...man...guess I'll just have to do them now...

>>22934649
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PairTheSpares

ponytrollface.jpg

>>22934640
>one of those rarities is Fluttershy.

>>22933765

Cast, I am disappoint.

>>22934657

A.J. What is this Grimdark thing you're talking about? I'm not going to have to cry am I!?

>>22934657
In both stories sex is used as a transference of magical power I thought it was pretty cool and really romantic they were teacher/student stories

>>22934677
Curse you, 5am!

>spikes face when

2 more day until pony

>>22934689

no...it's more like just giving them another villain to fight...and then expanding it instead of defeating them within the first two chapters...

>>22934698

>>22934703

Oh thank goodness.

Part 8 - Wherein I wish I knew where the fuck I was going with this.

>>22934693

>mfw that sounds like that idea was stolen from something out of /a/ that I know the name of but won't mention

...

>mfw I have no face

>>22934640
I'm pretty sure trixies taste was decided a long time ago.

>>22934640
and I still want to know the flavor of Trixie's sugarpuss... also Derpy's... and Bon Bon's. Cheerilee is obvious (cutie mark)

does anyone have a Spike x Rarity fanfic?
I mean i know i already asked, but- it would be nice if someone could direct me to a place where i can probably try and find it... i tried Fanfiction.net already...

>>22934100
My North star pony
My North star pony
Aaah aah aah aah HATTA!!!
I used to wonder what fighting could be
(My North star pony)

Until you pressed my tsubos using your fist!

Growing muscles!
Tons of gore!
a beautiful move that makes you explode!

Sharing violence (it's an easy feat!)
You'll shed a lot of manly tears!
(because)

My North star pony

don't you know your already dead!

>>22934733
hence the derp

>>22934757
not ones with her, but ones involving masturbation.

>>22934754

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>>22934640
But if Applejack doesn't taste like apples . . . why do you keep licking it?

>>22934754
>>22934733
>>22934640

...all ice cream, candy, and sweets in general have now ben ruined for me...can't eat anything without thinking it tastes like candy vag...

>>22934733
I wasn't here for that. now I know. thanks

I wanna write a slashy fic but I dunno what pairing, I'll throw it up here when I'm done but I need suggestions.

pic unrelated.

>>22934777


SONOFABITCH!

The ONE time I actually get triple sevens and I don't have my dicey pic... FUCK

>>22934775
*sllluurp* FUCK the PO- LICE!

>>22934757
Doesn't that blog have a hefty amount of fanfiction? Or was it the wiki... does a more knowledgeable brony here have an answer for this man?

>>22934389
> Ponies actually confronting /co/?
It almost makes me want to type up a big letter to the ponies, in the most saccharine, feel-good way that I can manage, explaining to them that we're all weird, and it's all in fun, and we really don't mean any harm. I might also briefly try to explain the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory, but I don't know if I'd have time for that. Maybe Pinkie could just look it up for them.

Probably briefly explaining several facets to each of them individually. Such as,
Applejack: Nobody thinks you're a silly pony. It's actually a holdover from another pony with that name who came before you. It's just funny.
Rainbow Dash: You've already forgotten all that stuff we said about how awesome you are. Nobody's judging you. We love you just the way you are.
Rarity: I'm sorry but nobody is going to use that guide unless you can clip it down to two pages max. We have very short attention sp
Fluttershy: WE CAN SEE INSIDE THE BOX
Twilight: You probably know Celestia better than us.
Pinkie Pie: Just... keep doing what you're doing.

In short, stop trying to be things you're not. Some woman you've never heard of once said, while she enjoyed much of the appreciation and fandom, whenever things got a little too icky for her, she'd just go do something else. You should probably do the same.

Yes, these are all things I'd say to them, in the vague hope that 'they' might 'read' it, small though that chance may be. But then Anonymous would laugh at me! I'd be a sentimental fool! And I'd never live that down for the rest of my days. Oh well...

wait... shit

I want to bang a pony sobad

>>22934795
that just looks like Hitler pony.

>>22934804

Lucid dreaming my friend, look into it. It will blow your dick

>>22934796

WE WILL HAVE ORDER

>>22934662
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBechdelTest

Speaking of TV Tropes, I realized the other day that Friendship is Magic passes the Bechdel Test with flying pastel colors.

>>22934822
I can do that, but it takes me to weord places. like flushing jeans and boots down the toilet. Also Zecora, waifu, same situation.

>>22934843
*pours vodka into it*
you mad, almighty?

>>22934822
I've tried it. I can't get it to work.

>>22934850
practically every scene passes the test!

>>22934804
dammit, forgot to reply with a pic.

>>22934770
oooh that sounds interesting.
can i have it :3

>>22934857

That wasn't vodka

>>22934860
Smoke more weed

>>22934791
Twilight and Rainbow Dash

>>22934872
red bull is fuel
kerosene is fuel
kerosene is red bull

>>22934791

wingless Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie

>>22934887
alright then~

Alright guys.... to whoever said they had a masturbation fanfic involving Rarity or Spike... can i have it please, i want to read it before bed.

also... Lucid Dream in third person about it. or at least try and control my dream, shit sounds like fun. but i might end up fucking my mind up. My mind has been going through hell, bad enough i wanna fuck with it more.

I have a mind to scrap this and start again, I'm not sure where it's going at this point, and it's driving me crazy...

I don't think it's going well at all... eh, at least past the first fluttershy bits... bleh.

>>22934916

...this is all starting to sound very familiar...

Prince of Equestria

...oh god no...

>>22934888
hey look triples. I'm on a roll. heheheheheh

>>22934908
hmmmm, maybe a lurv triangle?

>>22934916
ah hell I hope somebody got those, it was good. I have the sequal and that's it.

>>22934850
subliminal feminism training

no men hold a place of power in Equestria, they're all underlings

all men are portrayed as doing nothing more than menial or physical activities - the only exception is art pony, who gets his shit ruined by Applebloom, a little girl

snips and snails. if this isn't an attempted injection of opinion on male intellect, I dunno what is

even Fluttershy stops a rampaging dragon through "female confrontation"

You can go on with the little things that don't take the center stage...

PS- Snips, Snails... Where's Puppy Dog Tails?

>>22934926
WAT
what's a Prince of Equestria?

>>22934928
In Ponyville, no love triangle lasts longer than a single twenty-minute episode before ending in a threesome that is described in detail in a letter to the Princess.

>>22934947
It's a show designed for little girls, of fucking course it's going to have chicks hogging the spotlight. Don't get your /r9k/ all over my /co/.

>>22934949
quite. (not necessarily a bad thing....?)

>>22934803
This post made my night.

But I should go to bed before Celestia gets jealous I'm playing with Luna.

Night, bronies.

>>22934916
here ya go

>>22934966
If real life was more like Equestria, we'd all be better off.

(as anyone that's gone down on a chick with less than ideal hygiene can attest)

>>22934947
MY GAWD she's right!
i even went as far as to call the brony who posted it a girl out of habit!

>>22934923
as long as it retains the fluttersnail angle, go right ahead if you wish.

>>22934940
>>22934975
i love the both of you... right now. thanks guys.

>>22934975

>>22934980

oh god they taste like skittles and candy and ect.

yeah...

>>22934999

So... you're pro fluttersnail?

You'll have to forgive me a bit, I'm confusing myself at this point and getting a migraine.

Also part 9... because I just can't cut this shit out.

And now I have stayed up till morning reading this for the second night in a row.

I think I have a problem.

>>22935015

>>22935018
Good stuff. Tell me when you're done so I can hit the sack.

>>22935032
Fuck. Me too.

>>22935051

Thanks, honestly I needed to hear that on this one. I need to brb for a bit though so you might want to just catch the rest tomorrow. I'm probably going to be stuck figuring this out though, then the rarity one...

>>22934975
Meanwhile, in Rarity's shop, thoughts of Spike flutter across her mind...

>>22935018
well, not so much 'pro fluttersnail', its just that with any hetero ships I look forward to them. The lack of good male characters prevent more.

I just think its a nice change of pace from lesbians (not that it's a bad thing)

>>22935068
Alright. Make sure to save all of this delicious material so I can read it tomorrow! Thanks for writing by the way. Maybe someday I'll get off my ass and do it myself.

>>22935069
Write it and report back to me tomorrow private!

Last picture will be last unicorn

>>22935069
>spike
>NOT big mac
>not the stallion that cannon-wise Rarity loves
>Not that bumpkin Applejack

NOPE

>>22935093
Son, SpikeXRarity is maybe the closest you will ever get to having any of the main 7 characters fall in love with each other. It's just fun thinking.

>>22935069
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4M5m-V9Zp0
>repeatedly press 0

>>22935104
Canonically of course.

>>22935093
;_; you like to kick people in the balls, don't you.
>Vincent Van /co/
I read your "Sequel"
i got one question: Who the fuck left the glass of milk and sandwich?

>>22935104
Spike loves Rarity, sure. But the only main character you see Rarity loving on is Twilight Sparkle. Make your own triangle out of that.

>>22935113
Twilight came in with a snack while he was in the middle of ham slamming, he was oblivious, and she didn't want to interrupt...

>>22935113
Sorry for "the kicking in the balls" it is more meant as a "time to wake up" sort of thing. Night threads often get sleepy due to all the agreement.

>>22935128
In what instance was she loving on her? The Ticket Master?

>>22935132
>and she didn't want to interrupt...
and decided to troll by innocently leaving cookies.

>>22935128
>>Rarity loving on Twilight
See I'm trying to keep this within the show. The most intimate Rarity has ever gotten with Twilight was trying to convince her to give her the ticket.

Spike's connection to Rarity though started with the first episode and was furthered along as more than just a one-shot with Boast Busters. If there ever is a conclusion to this story, it will probably end in Spike funnily being told off, sure. But until then, you can dream...

r/ing a Ticket Master story in the vein of Friendship is Sexy

>>22935159
>it will probably end in Spike funnily being told off, sure.
and that's why I avoid it.

>>22935109
It's almost 6am.

I have a day off tomorrow, and I'm high.

You just gave me the most terrible idea with winter wrap up and tube dubber.

I will have my revenge... somehow...

http://www.tubedubber.com/#QmJvHILyeOo:iCHFVTQKqdQ:0:100:0:0:true

captcha: full ifhate

>>22935170
>Mfw when i have this bookmarked on my other computer
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
I wish i could help you, Brony.

>>22935171
That makes next to no sense. If I told you you could die tomorrow, would you just sit around all day like an asshat? Anyways, I'm going to bed, sorry I couldn't argue with ya more.

>>22935150
dammit, Twilight
and NO I don't want to
>talk about what you saw

revenge calculated... Posting it tomorrow.

>>22935170
2nd ;_;

>>22935084

Thanks for the support. Honestly I didn't even really think I could write that well but I've been getting a lot of great responses so I'll try and keep the quality as good as I can muster.

Think I've started to figure this Snailsxfluttershy thing figured out anyway... god this is a long fic though...

The Rarity one I'm gunna continue after, that I think I know where it's aiming.

>>22935198
Canon-wise, Rarity x Spike would not work for Spike has nothing Rarity wants as established within the show. Other characters have features Rarity wants. So I prefer those ships to the R x S one. It's personal preference. You can have your own. I am not saying I am the best

you know what, bronies.
Tomorrow. I will write you a nice story with Rarity and Spike. not a promise, but i'll try.

anyways goodnight bronies, I will be sleeping with god knows what in my thoughts.

hopefully Lucid dreaming...

>>22935262
but that's just it.... Rarity is Materialistic.
Spike will probably end up sacrificing himself in a heated split decision, (ex. something about to crush her or a powerful force impacting on him) while the rest of the gang is saving the town from the rampaging Ursa Major causing destruction, She'd kneel down and holding him, asking his lifeless body "why did you save me? when you could have saved yourself, you fool!" and Twilight would approach her and say "because he wanted to protect you... because he loved you..."

my little pony... my little pony... ah ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhhh

>>22935262
I love gems, you eat gems.
Our love can not be.

>>22935362
r/ing a story where Spike is about to make it with Rarity but he starts snacking on her gems and she kicks him out

Spike should hump Applebloom.

i can see Fluttershy having a crash on him, because he's SOOOO CUTE and he simply MUST get into bed

These threads have made me realize I love depressing fiction and gore-porn. Anyone got any good recommendations? short stories preferred but whatever.

>>22935409
Or Spike invites Rarity to a romantic dinner and unveils a big, fat diamond on a lettuce bed. Rarity is absolutely thrilled until Spike misreads her and digs into the diamond.

Rainbow Dash likes the penis. Deal with it. *shades*

>>22935471
No she is a lesbian, deal w/ it.

>>22935482
You have no shades, your argument is invalid

>>22935471
>>22935482
> Fuck you, /co/! I'm not a lesbian!
> Yes you are.
> .jpg

>>22935471
>>22935482

You're both faggots.

She's bisexual.

>>22935513

That's just like your opinion man.

>>22935538

Best of both worlds.

RD is a MTF, d/w it.

>>22935551
What's that?

>>22935551
Mu
Ther
Fucker

>>22935562
>>22935587
"Male-to-female, a trans woman."

>>22935598
"Hehe, are we speaking now? Do you mean she had an operation, or is it magical?"

>>22935598
>>22935614
Futadash?...
.....burn in hell

>>22935614
>>22935598
Oh I see you got that from wikipedia

>>22935551
She's also a "flip-flop"

Hiya all, is this still the latest General or is there a new one? just asking due to the Archive has nothing

>>22935790
I'm still in this one but it's at image limit
I think it's slow enough that no ones made one

I'm still here too, typing away...

>>22935809
Ah, thought so, wasn't too sure as yesterday a general was made that the archive didn't pick up.
I wonder if anyone finished trying to play the FiM version of Risk (with about 4 territories) I was in last night? heh

>>22935839
I didn't see that, Risk with four territories?

Would you make the next general?

>>22935878
We could only remember the places: Ponyville, Canterlot, Fillydelpha and the Everfree forest so did was many messing about really heh, but have started to work on a more playable version if I could only get enough territories.

Also making new General, will post link in min

>>22935926
New General for everyone