BURN IT TO THE GROUND

Dude I'd be scared out of my fucking mind.

I'd let her do whatever she wants as long as she doesn't hurt me.

make sweet love to her

punch everything

Shriek in incomprehensible terror at the utterly impossible thing that has occurred, snap, kill things in a terrified frenzy where logic is meaningless.

Kill everyone. Steal Dr. Whooves TARDIS to get back home. Or, instead, use it to go everywhere and everywhen.

Keep it in one thread, pedo-furries.

start telling jokes

captcha: not pulgery
you're right captcha, pulgery would be a bit crude

>>22876473
Cozy up to twilight duh....

find Spike and be bros.

sage another shit pony thread

fuck you /co/
it's your fault i actually like MLP now!

>>22876553
12 year old angerforce to the rescue

This.

>>22876420
Move over here please!

>>22876690
Yeah I like that number

>>22876763
i don't ge. . .oh

DEMON SPAWN! WHAT TRICKERY HAVE YOU CAST UPON ME? HOW MANY LIVES HAVE YOU TAKEN?

BEHOLD, MIGHTY STORMBREAKER, BROTHER OF MJOLNIR AND EVERY WAY IT'S EQUAL! FEW ARE WORTHY TO LIFT IT, AND FEWER STILL DESERVE TO WIELD IT'S MIGHT! I AM STRENGTH, I AM JUSTICE! YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, FOUL BEASTS!

COME TO ME SKUTTLEBUTT! IT'S TIME TO VANQUISH THESE WRETCHED CREATURES!

Troll deleted last one.

I vote this as new general.

>>22877665
Gotta love it when troll threads turn into generals.

>>22877665
I didn't expect you to be a Zelda man Nathan. What is the name of the fic so I can read it some time?

Also someone said they have a Twilight and Adult Spike fic they wrote. Post it!

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Efuckstria... There was this one pony. Her name was Rainbow Dash. She was a butch lesbian but for some reason loved rainbows lol? Anyways she got all the candy vages in all of ponyville. Except one day, Pinkie Pie got her candy vag instead! It felt sooooo good and she came so hard that rainbows covered all of ponyville for three days! It was like when you blow a bubble and look through it and everything is all surreal and rainbow-y. Anyways, Princess Molestia was so proud of Rainbow Dash's rainbow cumfest that she took her into her dungeon and forced her massive cock down her throat. Dash loved being raped sooooo much, and when Celestia ordered Luna to eat her out against her will, she couldn't take it. As Luna munched on her skittle flavored candy vag, Rainbow Dash exploded into a million rainbows that covered Equestria forevermore. It was like when you blow a bubble and you look through it and everything is all surreal-y and rainbow.

The end.

>>22876473

Find Fluttershy.

Force her to come out of her shell a bit, and quit being so damned nervous.

What the hell is happening to all the pony threads!?

>>22877693

still TL;DR

>>22877682
indeed.

Guy who posted the apparently boring, wordy, Burly Detective Syndrome-ridden story here. Repost it here?

I let Twilight study me. It's not like I can really do anything else. Then I check out Pinkie Pie's baking and chow down on some Cupcakes while explaining to her that it's not Space Ponies watching her.

>>22877665

from the last thread...

YOU wrote that creepy Majora origin fic?

...I know it looked like I said crappy but I meant creepy...

>>22877665
I repeat: WHOA WHOA WHOA
YOU wrote that zelda creation story? Damn, man.

>>22877691
On ff.net it's simply called "Hylian Myths."

I'd like to do one about the Fierce Deity and another about the Happy Mask Salesman, but I haven't worked out the details yet.