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01/23/11(Sun)23:34 No.22870193>>22869719 "WHAT IS THIS THING YOU CALL FRIENDSHIP?" Twilight Sparkle bellowed, flexing her eleventy-billion muscles as she did. "I HAVE NO NEED FOR SUCH THINGS. BEHOLD THE STRENGTH I HAVE GAINED ON MY OWN. WHY WOULD I NEED SUCH FOOLISH THINGS? SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS FOOLISH FOOLISHNESS TO ME..." And here she flexed again, the giant veins all over her body bulging. "... SO THAT I MIGHT LAUGH AT THEM."
"Well Missus Twiwight Spawkle," Applebloom said, in the most sugary voice imaginable, so sweet that it attracted ants that would then proceed to die of diabetic shock once they came within ten yards of her, "Fwiendship is that wondewful feeling of joy that fills yew heart when all the peoples you cares about is surrounding yas, and it fills you up with warmth and love for evewy living thing, and you can't help but hug yer friends and tell'em you'll be bestest best friends forevah!"
Twilight looked down at Applebloom, her manly eyeball vein twitching slightly as she felt a stirring in her chest, a light clenching that could only mean- oh no. Oh no.
Twilight exploded. The gore was terrible. When it was over with, the surrounding area was covered in red and little bits of meat. Applebloom herself was dyed completely red, but still she looked on with those huge dewy eyes and that cherubic smile, at the place where Twilight once stood. Still stood. For there in the midst of all the manliness that had been ripped savagely away from her, Twilight sat, now a girlish little filly with beautifully straight locks of mane and an adorably shy little smile. Friendship had invaded her heart.
"Wanna go have a tea party?" Applebloom asked. "Sure!" Twilight giggled. And then they pretended to have tea. |