you mean i can have friends?

I would say fuck off you sad bastards

I would look like this

Pegasus, dash colored. Is chill with her in that cloud castle and race her around the world.

Clearing my name because it makes me feel like an insecure elitist douche

Only if she magics up some sort of replacement me. I don't want my friends and family to go without my awesomeness.

No because ponies are more racist than humans

Yes but then I would immediately regret it when I realize they have no genetalia, are vegetarian, and cursing is generally frowned upon.

Thanks, but I think I like being human.

>live with parents
>works in a grocery store
>up to eyes ind debt
>No girl friend


uh yeah

I kinda like having opposable thumbs.

The other thread hasn't reached the image limit yet.
It hasn't even had time to get the MLP General image.
Anyway, here it is: >>22859151

Aren't there no male characters on the show?

I wish previous MLP threads would 404 faster after hitting image limit. It sucks having to sit around and wait to be able to mark a thread as the new General.

I would go crazy thinking how it was all really just an animated cartoon

I would be a male earth pony duh

>>22862022
The best character in the show is male. Sadly half of the time he's conveniently written out of the plot.... oh well.

>>22862032

Well, since you'd be living in it, it'd be more like a parallel dimension.

hmm, if i could stay human id go
if not, id go pic related

i'd be purple and turquoise.

Well it seems pretty aweso....

>No thumbs, just hooves
>live under a totalitarian regime
>no internet for porn


i ...i guess ill remain in this side of reality

I'd be a pegasus, easy. I've always wanted to fly.

No transformation ever is worth it if there is no option to turn back.

No. That's stupid.

This thread scares me...

>become a pony
>realize the true horror all too late
>I have no hands and I must fap

no but she's welcome to come stay with me.

>>22862117

a new world
that means you can make your own porn emporium,
invent a fucking camera and start working on it

Become Pegasus
Befriend Dash
Get her to fall in love with you
????
PROFIT

http://mlpflockdrawfun.deviantart.com/


MLP Flockdraw DA PAGE

Hey uhh dash, would you and pinkie pie be willing to kiss while I use this device to make copies of the scene? It will be fun I promise.

>totalitarianism
>have to get used to not having thumbs and walking
>realize all to soon that I'm being used as a puppet for conquest on earth
>be murdered in my sleep when they reach earth.

I think I'll pass this one up guys

>>22862251
Be a dudicorn. Who needs hands then?

I would seriously consider it, my current life isn't all that great, I might miss some of my net buddies, but I figure I could fashion together some crazy magical contraption to reconnect with them if I seriously wanted to, but I'd likely just live my life and find a new purpose in life as a pony, but what kind.., pegasus or unicorn I'd like to try out, though all would be fine, I'd be able to move way faster than I can now, and magical prehensile hooves, I'd love to figure out how that works.. only one downside I can see, and that's learning all the basics that one would normally learn while growing up, and then you got the written language, e've seen glimmers of it, it is not english.

>>22862432

but then that would mean I would have to take classes in fabulousity and hair styling

>>22862475
and that's bad how?

>>22862343

we need a fic of that

>writefags start working nao!

Wru new episode this is getting ridiculous

Couldn't care less about being a pony.

The gender switching though, that's an interesting proposition.

SUP BITCHES?

SUCK MY DICK

>>22862489

I am not one for fabulousity or hair styling, my dear anon

>>22862490

wilco.

Except for the cities, the rest of the world is uncharted, with magical creatures ready to gobble up everything. You could become a poet-mercenary, using your learnings to help the people who hired you to protect them, then move on.

Knigh/tg/uys, tonight, we ride!
>Realize we are the horsies.

>>22862531
>No Cheerilee

>>22862544
*sigh* you have my banjo and reluctance

>>22862544

you have my sword.

Guys, I need the "On my head, in my hooves, in my saddlebags, in my mouth" picture.

>>22862540

who?

I'm working a dead end job making just enough to pay my bills and still afford small comforts, I have no friends, I'm single, I have no goals in life, I've considered suicide numerous times but decided against it because I'm a coward and I don't want to hurt my family (plus I've got a forty thousand dollar life insurance policy from when my father was in the navy and I'm fairly certain that's void in the case of suicide).

So I probably would. At least if it doesn't work out I can kill myself without the worry of hurting anyone.

>>22862586

I got Cheerilee, but I accidentally dropped her before the camera took the picture, and then I was like, who cares, nobody gives a fuck about Cheerilee anyway.

>>22862531
I hope you feel every bit as pathetic as you look.

>>22862638

>>22862655

fuck yeah Balok

>>22862544

>>22862654
As a matter of fact. I feel pretty fuckin badass right now. Gonna make this my facebook profile pic.

>>22862544
you have my....uh....alternative?

>>22862655
...If I were Clint Howard I would, just because any change of appearance has to be an improvement. God he is an ugly little goblin of a man.

>>22862531
I have to ask.
What's on the sweatband?

>>22862544
>>22862591
>>22862606
>>22862682
>>22862693

this may be the best or worst party ever
im not sure

>>22862708

But he would just be a pony that looks like Clint Howard

>>22862708
He's a large thumb dotted with chunky hideous features.

>>22862687
pffffthahahaha that's great

>>22862744
christ, thats 2 dubs 4 in one thread

>>22862749
I'd drink a lot of tranya too if I was that ass ugly.

Some days I worry about how I look. I feel scrawny and ugly.

Then I remember, "I'm not Clint Howard."

It's a great comfort.

>>22862638

>Average MLP fan

I'm sorry I said I wanted these threads banned, this is hilarious

>>22862746

>>22862531
Suck MY dick, pinkie's the only one I'll ever need.

>>22862788
There are fuckers who stepped on landmines that look prettier than Clint

>>22862804

>implying average

Actually, most bronies seem to be collegefags (myself included), so.... yeah.

Annnnd here's pinkie/gilda.

Now with more halfassed beds.

>>22862746

>>22862746
His hideousness would be a cautionary tale against inbreeding.

>>22862728
Shin Chan wearing his Action Bastard suit.

>>22862852
I'm not sure if I like pure white haired gilda

There's no Internet in Equestria, so I will have to politely decline your request Twilight.

>>22862829
>Get Pinkie from Mcdonalds
>Happy cause it's pinkie but angry cause i wont be happy till i make the tail curly like pinkies
>Open up package
>It's pre-curled
>My face

>>22862882
Dammit. That's what I thought.
Also, you look distressingly like a gent I used to know....you're not in the greater Philly area, are you?

>>22862531
>>22862829

Not your personal blog.

>>22862903
You mean she needs a hint of purple?

>>22862749
That can't be natural. There's some kind of uglifying gypsy curse on him or something.

>>22862746

>But he would just be a pony that looks like Clint Howard

>>22862924
>MOAR LIKE GREATER FILLY AREA

>>22862968
I hope you die.

>>22862744
The worst adventuring groups make the best parties. They have so much personality. Just imagine if this was your group, or a show.

>A delusional pony who believes in SCIENCE above all else.
>A meek Bard who always tags along
>BRIAN BLESSED, THE WORLD'S GREATES CHEF

I wonder how that would impact the FiM world?

>>22862968

>>22862968
When I strangle you to death, I hope you'll understand it's nothing personal
It just has to be done

Who wouldn't want to be a magical pony inside a delightful cartoon world? No pressures of the real world, just friendship, herding bunnies and soaring through the sky all day. Practicing magic, or lezzing it up with Rainbow Dash up in her cloud castle. Life would be totally boss all the time. Hell yeah I'd go to Ponyville.

spa pony time

>>22862968

>>22862987
....
FUCK
WELL I GUESS I KNOW WHAT IM WRITING NEXT

>>22862968

>>22862804

The funny thing is that I don't like the porn or the fanfictions. I'm really just here to discuss a cartoon that sometimes makes life a little more bearable.

But you don't want to hear about me, and even if you do I don't want to talk anymore about myself, so let's go back to talking about ponies.

>>22862903
>>22862946

Technically her hair is slightly pink.

Brown hair looks terrible, and I wasn't good enough to give her purple tips.

Anyways, any more requests for coloring? Preferably something that hasn't been done.

Hi /co/, here have some Bon-bon and Lyra :D

>>22863007
But what the fuck would I do in Equestria.

My only abilities worth speaking of are computer abilities. There are no computers in Equestria, so what the fuck would I do there?

>>22862987

Your party sounds a lot like

>Twilight pre-friends
>Flutterguy
>A hybrid of Pinkie's cooking skills and Dash's cockiness

>>22862606

Pegasus ponies....DIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEE!

>>22862924

*squints*
As a matter of fact I am.

>>22863064

Your offering pleases me. Spa Ponies next please!

>>22863066
You would fucking make a computer. A MAGIC computer.

And then...then the Grid.

>>22863041

hey! and what about my alternative!?

>weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.jpg

>>22863066

>invent computer
>get money
>fuck bitches

later

>celestia uses computer
>finds pictures of herself
>sentences you to death

>>22863066
I'm the same, Anonymous. CS major.
But who cares? I'd get over it and develop some new hobby. Everyone in Ponyville is super friendly, they'd help us find our other talents. Even if nothing turned up, how hard could it be to fake it? At most you'd have to move clouds around or bake pies or something, anyone can do that.

>>22863064
I fucking knew it would be anthro for some reason...
urgh. To save, or not to save...

>>22863105
>>22862924

>bronies who may know each other even before being bronies

THIS IS SOOOOOO CUUUUUTE

>>22863066
>bring a bunch of computer science and computer engineering books with you, from tubes to transistors to fortran to C to java

>travel to equestria

>build the internet from the ground up

HELL YEAH

Nigger Pegasi ftw

>>22863110

seconding this.

>>22863140
NO NOT REALLY.

Although one of you fuckers lives in Dalton.
I will find you.
And when I do...
Drinks or something. I dunno.

>>22863057

madmax is that you?

>>22863064

>anthro

>>22863064
Niiice.

>>22863149
>mfw you spend your whole life unsuccessfully attempting to manufacture a 10 um IC

>>22863170

Awww, he doesn't understand that FRIENDSHIP IS MOTHERFUCKIN' MAGIC

>>22862924
Seriously, guys. Always Sunny in Fillydephia. Would that not be the best thing ever imagined?!

>>22863171

No.

>>22863133

The great debate.

>>22863202

>Sunny in Philadelphia
>with ponies

TAKE MY MONEY.

ALL OF IT.

FUCK IT JUST TAKE MY ENTIRE WALLET, THERE'S CREDIT CARDS IN THERE USE THOSE TOO.

jesus christ I must've clicked on /co/, this board is worse than /vp/

i assume trottawa would be cold as a motherfucker
il get down to maresourri

>Would you give up your current life if twilight offered to turn you into the pony of your choice, male or female, and teleported you to equestria?

No, because my life is awesome.

>>22861912
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo6WV5xSj4s

Did he post any pictures after this last night /co/?

>>22862980
>>22863001
Saddle down, it was no big deal.

unrelated, someone needs to re-do a map of the U.S.A(and a little bit of canada) and rename the cities to be pony-friendly

>>22863243
Dare I dream of a /cop/ Cartoons/Ponies board?

We totally wouldn't call the board /cp/

Guys guys guys, not to derail your fantasies about going to live in Equestria and all, but does anybody have the whole "Severing" fanfic? Read a couple of parts and I need to know what happens next.

>>22863249

Well you could come down to Tennessee in live in Marefreesburo.

I'd love to be a pony, it'd be so awesome, I'd be Chaos Blossom, bringer of chaos, not evil chaos but unpredictable chaos, I'd live near the Everfree forest and occasionally kick up a little mayhem to make life interesting for everyone, bring in dragons or travelers from other universes who are seeking exp only to be magically beaten back by cute bright colored ponies.

I would bring about the magic industrial revolution, behold Angel Bunny Cyborg, destroyer of gods!

>>22863133
Save it and dont worry about it.

>>22863270
Fillydelphia.

>>22863286

and*

fuck you captcha.

>>22862924

I'm gonna guess... Matt? I don't know who else know who would probably visit /co/, although if you ARE Matt, you should know exactly who I am because my name is Kpax.

There comes a time when you realize it's going too far. Becoming a pony and traveling to some other dimension? Really? Pretty pathetic, guys.

>>22863149
I would bring SICP with me, read the introduction, and remeber that Sussman said that programming is conjuring the spirits of a computer with our spells.

So I would be a wizard on Equestria, no doubt.

>>22863072
>Twilight pre-friends
More of a /sci/ pony. If a /sci/entists was dropped into a world where magic is real. Experiments everywhere.
>Flutterguy
I'm okay with this.
>A hybrid of Pinkie's cooking skills and Dash's cockiness
He should have a hammerspace bakery. He is always preparing something in his downtime.

I wonder what the Bards goal is. The human/pony is looking for a way back, but will pass it up if something interesting comes along. The world's greatest chef needs a secondary goal and the bard needs a main goal besides travelling.

>>22863193

"I love you too, Rainbow Dash. <3"

>>22863286

sorry brony, ive got business in maresourri

>>22863299

>>22863325

>>22863301
>Me being a pony thread casual
>save every image i see
>later i find out that some of them were done by furfags
>delete delete delete delete

It's the principle that counts.

come on down to see-saddle, wa

also the big apple is very disappointing, you can't eat it

>>22863312
Well, shit.

Well let's see for you people that say no.

>You live in a cartoon world meaning that you can do cartoon things
>Magic
>Friends with everyone
>No wars and world peace
>No poor or hungry
>Endless landscapes for you to explore
>Weather is always perfect

Only downside is that you have to be a horse which really isn't that bad of a pay off.

>>22863359
Furfags have posted drawings on /co/ since before FiM was ever aired.

>>22863347
HEY RAINBOW DASH

>>22863383

>tell Pinkie Pie that you know of her fourth wall breaking abilities
>tell her you share her abilities
>become unstoppable duo
>take down Celestia's empire and rule over Equestria
>later engage in epic battle over the throne

>>22861826
>me as a pony
dah ha ha ha ha ha
maybe.... if i looked like a badass pony, as in... I'd probably look like that "Doctor hooves" then i'd be cool with it.

I'm hispanic, and my skin color is dark... so i should probably be a lighter shade of Purple... like Twilight. except abit lighter than her. considering she's black an all.

wait for it... wait for it...

>>22863413
Pinkie Pie, you're so random.

>>>/b/304238929

>>22863413
>>22863325

Yeah, sorry, you're both cool and all, but...

>>22863383
It's a cop out. I don't want a 'perfect' world. I want a better one. The challenge of improving the world gives one purpose. Besides, perfect weather? I like thunder storms best of all weather. I don't like bright sunny days, they're boring. Lightning and thunder is beautiful.

>>22863383
>Only downside is that you have to be a horse

Potentially a FLYING horse. Sounds way better than being a grounded hairless monkey.

>>22863440
Wait for what?
Racial flamewar? Goody, those are always fun. By the by, I'm hispanic too.

>Captcha: sonita estuvieron
And the captcha knows.

>>22863413

>>22863383
>>No wars and world peace
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS. I BET YOU ARE CELESTIA.

>>22863440
Stop trying to derail the thread with that crap.

This shit needs to stop, seriously.

Wait for it, waaait for it.

>>22861826
Obvious dilemmas aside.. I think I'd go for it. Be a female unicorn and master the powers of magic so I might correspond with my old life.

>Dearest friends of Earth. I am sorry for my abrupt departure, but I cannot let ignore this opportunity. I apologize for any sorrow or sadness I may have caused, but know that I am happy and well and that one day I shall return.. with the glorious Celestian army to free humanity from it's suffering!p

As long as Equestria doesn't have a pony equivalent of Munch, Benson, Stabler, and Ice-T, I'm going to be raping everyone.

Starting with Apple Bloom.

::CHONG CHONG::

>>22863480

Pinkie sure gets around

>>22863461

Has Rainbow Dash ever even interacted with Big Macintosh?

>mfw everyone in this thread has valid points about the pros and cons of being turned into a pony and being transported to Equestria for epic pony adventure.
>eveny the anti-bronies

I can't fucking decide.

>>22863498

So, is there a reason you're avatorfagging, or is it just for shits and giggles? I'm not hating, just asking.

i wish to be the little pony

>>22863555

Who cares?

>>22863480

Pinkie is taller than Dash?

>>22863536

She IS a party girl, after all.

me as a pony?
Hmm..sure why not. Ill be a dark blue color. Be a police pony. Just so I can yell "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

>>22863557
>read all day
>party all night
>occasional adventures that involve dragons and pony gods

What's not to love?

Can I go back and fourth? If not, I have to think about it.

>23
>$80k in debt
>No degree
>Lives with parents
>Few friends
>Single with no prospects

On the other hand...

>Decent Job
>Few friends are good friends
>Loving and Supporting Family
>Thumbs

I'd probably stay. While I don't have alot going for me, it's not bad and I'm not a total lost cause.

>>22863462
I'd like storms more if they didn't knock my power out every single fucking time.

>>22863498
oh you know i'd never derail this thread with that crap.
after all i've been in threads with those debates... they get really messy. I apologize my fellow brony...

we all know Twilight is actually Purple

but then again... you know, George Lopez once made a racist joke that made me think "I got my Grandma nurses, but to punish her for all the shit she put me through, all of them were BLACK, each BLACKER than the other, so black that the last 2 were almost purple"

Hmm. A world where magic and dragons exist where by its existence and my presence in it would mean that both worlds exist simultaneously in some fashion. Yet the pony world is also a fuzzed up hoopajoo where day and night are apparently lorded over by magic rather than naturally occurring. So it's either that or continuing to live on a world which likely won't get its shit together until long after everyone living is now dead.

>>22863577

Well, usually shipping is based off of something other than just taking two random characters and throwing them together.

>>22863555

None of the main characters have, except for Applejack. Twilight Sparkle sort of did in the first episode, but not really.

>>22863383
>Only downside is that you have to be a horse
That's a pretty big downside, except that you wouldn't really be a horse, you'd be a cartoon pony. There's a pretty big difference. They seem to be able to move and use their hooves a lot better than actual horses, are able to groom themselves, etc. Perhaps they don't even have to go to the bathroom and all that, what a relief that would be.

>>22863381
Wait, so are you here because you are a brony, or because you were on /co/ and happened to see my picture on the front page?

>>22863589

no, pinkie has a more erect posture than RD. RD is slouching

>>22862531

I respect you for manning up more than most bronies would. Most won't bother going to get ponies for fear of their penises falling off or something.

>>22863624
and you'd be living with the same group of people for centuries.... maybe eternity.

you will never die. you will never be free.

Why the hell would I want to escape this world?

Life is too incredible and interesting as it is. Why would I want to leave it for a place where I'd have no real purpose but to simply exist?

That'd be boring. I find it more exciting to not know if everything is going to be alright, and to have to work to be happy.

>>22863654
He probably ebayed them like I did

>>22863619

You know nothing about the internet, do you?

Supreme faggotry

Yes. I am 100k in dept am unemployed and living with my parents at age 28.
My life hit a wall 4 years ago and I have no chance of ever recovering

I can't wait to be turned into a pony. There is literally no down side. You gain the ability of flight, magic, or enhanced endurance, you can eat desserts all day and not get fat (even if you do the weight is gone by next episode), you get a ton of friends who love you, and can literally do WHATEVER YOU WANT in life because goddamn your cutie mark said you can and you CAN'T argue with cutie marks.

>>22863527

>SVU cast as ponies

this has to happen.

holy fuck we need a drawfag on this now.

NOW DAMN IT NOW.

>>22863624
>Perhaps they don't even have to go to the bathroom and all that, what a relief that would be.

If I can't enjoy a good shit I don't want to anymore

Being a Pony means no more BBQ Bacon Cheeseburgers. I'm staying.

>>22863628

>manly tennis pony
>likes tennis ironically

This image is bad and you should feel bad.

>>22863619

Rainbow Dash x Big Macintosh is a ship made by people trying to get rid of her fanon lesbian status. It isn't really working, as each episode just makes her appear even more gay.

Life isn't that bad so I could go with either one, the only problem being that, given the world I'd just end up trying to date the 5 main characters and not being a furfag anything past that point would just be wholly unexciting for me.

>>22863606
>no way to contact friends and family here
>knowing that I'm a fucking cartoon
>and if I'm a unicorn, having to punch holes in my hats to wear them

Also, how the fuck could I fulfill my life long dream of being and archaeologist if I had no hands? On the plus side...I guess I'd have a pretty badass stud stamp

No.

>>22863624

cartoon anatomy doesn't mean they don't possess said anatomy, just that its not shown for obvious reasons. I think its pretty clear they do, those pony babbies have to come out of something.

>scenario 1; science doesn't happen and you simply live out your days in an overly saccarine sugar world where nothing happens

eh, no. life would have little meaning

>scenario 2; it's an idyllic world, but science is still advancing, allowing for space travel and suchlike

heck yeah!
unicorn please, i'd focus on telekinesis magic exclusively. how else am i going to move all the hueg machines required for my labratory?

>>22863562
Shits and giggles.
What's funny is, if I posted as Rarity all the time (which I did at one point) ponies wouldn't care about it.
But because I'm not pony related, pony folk flip shit like crazy.
They see me rollin'...

>>22863612
I wasn't being serious, I just wanted to ride along on the inbound mad train. It's all good, man.

>no job
>no marketable skills of any kind
>don't want job because whatever I get will be a dead-end daily grind for min. wage
>live with parents
>one friend who I see 4-5 times per year and he still annoys me

Dammit Twilight make me poni!

>>22863711
But dude, you can have dandelion sandwiches and alfalfa sprouts instead! Hell yeah!

>>22863674

I can only respect bronies in the US who went and got all theirs in McDonald's, because so many people whine about being scared to pick up girls toys.

Sorry. But aren't they awesome toys?

>>22863720

What exactly is wrong with Rainbow Dash being a lesbian? There's a pretty fine line between "likes girls" and "be dyke pony eat candy vag."

I think it's cute.

>>22863725
>Implying friends and family here would be better than Pinkie Pie
>Implying being a fucking cartoon isn't awesome
>Implying hats aren't retarded

>Implying that you couldn't dig via MAGIC
>Implying you are a stud

>>22863711
FUCKFUCKFUCK
nevermind, im staying
disregard banjo bard from the /tg/ group

>>22863687
You live with your parents, which means you have zero overhead. Get a job and stop being so whiny.
Some chinese philosphy i heard once:
If a man has no money by 20, that's normal.
If a man has no money by 30, that's fate.
If a man has no money by 40, he is a woman.

>>22863725

>archaeologist

>>22863751
So you do it just to piss off?

NOW I'm hating you.

>>22863628
...no, I actually do like the show. Enough to go harass Mcdonald's, anyway. My face at your picture, though.

>>22863766
>You can be a total faggot who doesn't cram your face with the flesh of weaker and stupider beasts.
I think fucking not sir. I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat alfalfa.

Can I be this?

>>22863751

If you posted rarity all the time, everybody would've though you're just posting pony-related images and think nothing of it. As you are, however, you are attracting attention, which is why people don't like it, I guess. I personally don't care though.

>>22863725
Think about it in DnD terms. A world like that has ruins lying EVERYWHERE. Magic civilizations that came and went, leaving untold spoils ripe for the picking.

>>22863783
I remember the last time I ordered a bacon burger. There were only two strips of bacon. And they were hidden by the ketchup.

>>22863777
It's not that there's anything wrong, it's just it seems as though all MLP conversation eventually ends in lesbianism centralized around Rainbow Dash.

>>22863774
I have Pinkie Pie on my shelf and the rest in a drawer that will never be opened again. The rest are either off model RD or are beta-tier ponies Fluttershy

>>22861826

YES! because it's a world full of love and friendship and best friends ;_;

But only if I can be the only true love of Twilight (or maybe Pinkie).

And if there's Derpy as official mailpony, with her fillie Dinky.

Don't care if I'd to be pegasus, unicorn or a simply pony that work in the apple camps, as long I have my love and a very best friends around me.

>>22863786
Yes! I will just get a job! Oh how easy that was, I have no idea why I didn't think of it before!

>>22863720
Wait for RD's inevitable bad romance episode that is obviously going to happen.

>>22863791
>implying Rarity could stand all the cobwebs and dirt
>implying Applejack wouldn't be Equestria's Indy while Rarity is Willie Scott and Spike is Short Round

>>22863751
Any avatarfagin annoys me ever so slightly. At least if it's related to the thread though it seems less like trolling.

>>22863846
It's funny because he thinks he's better than the menial labor his skillset qualifies him for.

>>22863836

The Twilight toy looks more like Twilight than any of the other actual Twilight toys. Rarity is least favorite though...all the pink just makes her not look like her.

>>22863795
>So you do it just to piss off?

Not what I said, but keep on hatin'.

>>22863870

Rarity would do it for the diamonds, and you know it.

It would obviously be best to be a griffin. Think about it:
>Flight
>Opposable digits
>Carnivorous diet
>Slight size advantage over ponies if shit goes down

>>22863834

...Well, that IS a fair point.

Let's talk about Apple Bloom!

>>22863777

>What exactly is wrong with Rainbow Dash being a lesbian?

Nothing, as far as I'm concerned. They could all be lesbians, who knows? It wouldn't really surprise me either, except maybe Rarity. Maybe.

>>22863779
>hats
>retarded
NiggaYouBestBeTrollin.jpg

Besides, half the fun of archaeology is the digging. Why the fuck would I want to use magic for something I can do with my hands?

>>22863892
I thought about putting Twilight on my shelf. Then I remembered she was black and decided not to.

>>22863846
The world always needs janitors. Get a job you lazy shit. You're a goddamn failure, so get one of the readily available menial labour jobs you're actually qualified for because of your intense stupidity.

>>22863888
It's funny because I have been trying to get a job anywhere I possibly can, the latest place to turn me down was scrubbing toilets 5 days a week at a local hotel for min wage. I am not aiming high here.

>>22863908
And the prehensile tail.

>>22863813
You didn't claw your way to the top of everything. You were born into it, just like people who were born into wealth and didn't earn it. It's not something to brag about.

>>22863777

Nothing wrong with that, except when people are talking about it all the fucking time and any mention of Rainbow Dash incites candyvag bullshit.

>>22863898
she'd also probably end up going OCD on the ruins and restore them if they were in bad enough condition.

>>22863908
Why would shit ever go down?
Fucking griffons, don't know anything about friendship.

>>22863922
>Why the fuck would I want to use magic for something I can do with my hands?

Because you won't have hands, silly.

>>22863922
Most archaeology is sitting in a room studying and sometimes examining shit. Putting back together a pot can take weeks or months to arrange properly. It's actually quite tedious work. You'll spend only about a twentieth of your work actually at digs.

...It depends. I want lesbian pony times. If this cannot be fulfilled then probably no.

>>22863898
Did Willie Scott do jack shit for three massive diamonds in ToD other than scream?

>IThinkNot.jpg

Besides, Applejack as Indy instead preserves the whole "I wish I could quit you" dynamic the Rarijack shippers love so much

dammit, why are the pony threads so good at 1-3AM.

>Real-life
>£30k Database/Developer job, which is ok i guess.
>few friends, prefer my own company though
>nice studio apartment and car
>lead an active lifestyle

OR

>Pegasus pony
>able to fly

No contest there, I'd cash in my life in a heart beat to fly.

Suddenly, Derpy!

>>22863674
>>22863654

No way, dood - I walked down the street to 30th St. Station, walked into the McDonalds and told them I wanted one of every pony toy. Luckily there was almost no one else in the store. They had to break open the box of pony toys because apparently I was the first person to ask for them. The workers didn't know how many toys there were, and I feigned ignorance as well, so they had one woman standing by the toy display on one side of the store, and another at the counter rooting through the box as the first woman described each pony. The cashier DID ask me, off-hand, if they were for my sister, and I just shrugged and said "Yeah", but it really wasn't that embarrassing as a whole. Whatever - if there's one thing I am, it's secure in my masculinity.

>>22863800
Haha, sweet. This is why I love /co/. :D

>>22863974
Already well aware of this. Which is why the digging is only half the fun.

The other half exactly what you mentioned.

>>22863604
Imperial legion pony?

>>22863974
>implying time in MAGIC FUNLAND EQUESTRIA would be spent in a room examining shit

No way, bro. Crazy adventures, all day erry day.

When does the next episode come out?

>>22863928
I'm not the guy you're replying to, but I saw a janitor's job listing earlier today. Minimum 1 year previous experience, have to pass a full police background check, and undergo training for blood pathogen recognition. For a fucking janitor. Making $8/hour. At a middle school. It's like applying for the CIA.

>>22863832
Yeah. Ruins lying everywhere...

>>22864044
Just making sure. People often have a very funny concept of what archaeology actually entails.

>>22863982
Ponies were born to lick, it's what they do.

>>22864059
Friday!!

I can't wait.

>>22863942

>any mention of Rainbow Dash incites candyvag bullshit.

Yeah really, Rainbow Dash gets focus-fired on constantly with lesbian accusations. Trixie comes off as a bigger lesbian to me.

>>22863965
I'm not saying it's likely, it's just nice to know you have an advantage.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULwDn1ddKWI
>BRONIE AS FUCK!

>>22864025

Large amounts of respect for you, brony.

>>22864095

Trixie only has love for herself.

>>22864100
For going to a McDonalds and buying toys? I'll just give him a non-beta tag for that one; although the way this thread's been going, non-beta is really saying something.

>>22864145
>Trixie (female) LOVES Trixie (female
>TOTALLY LESBIAN

>>22864080
I know, right? Virtually every question I've gotten from friends about archaeology has either dealt with Indiana Jones or Erich Von fuckin' Daniken's stupid ancient aliens shit. And it's not like my friends are morons. Half of them are Physics majors. But god does it annoy me sometimes.

...of course, I don't help the situation by wearing a fedora for non-ironic purposes

>>22863624
>>That's a pretty big downside, except that you wouldn't really be a horse, you'd be a cartoon pony. There's a pretty big difference. They seem to be able to move and use their hooves a lot better than actual horses, are able to groom themselves, etc. Perhaps they don't even have to go to the bathroom and all that, what a relief that would be

Dude. The high point of my day is my morning ritual. Even if I was a cartoon pony I would enjoy taking a big stinky cartoon poo.

>>22864061
well it is a school, and thus, we must think of the children, blah blah blah...
yah, jobs with unnecessary requirements piss me off too, but thats not on topic is it?

I'd be the pony that makes stalker clouds that follow ponies that are feeling down so that everyone can see and hopefully help them feel better, which rewards them with a silver lined rainbow ribbon.

>>22864086
Then SIGN ME UP I'd be all over dat Applejack.

>>22864153

All day in threads people have been talking about how they have been trying to be really covert, and chickening out.

So yeah, some respect is in order.

>>22864145
Trixie hates herself and spends her days looking for everybody else's approval.

>>22864057
For archaeology? Bullshit. I don't care where you are, archaeology is primarily about examination and study. It's not about 'adventure', it's about understanding people who came before. If you're not reading, writing, or examining, you are doing it wrong and you're a fuck up of an archaeologist who needs any degrees you possess taken away because you're clearly unqualified to expand people's knowledge of the world.

>>22864198
DING DING DING

We have a winrar.

>>22864145

I'd love to see an episode with Trixie and Rarity, even though Trixie fucked up her hair so badly. Seeing Rarity put her in all kinds of outfits and Trixie being really fussy about which ones fit her best would be fun.

>>22862531
youre fucking cute.

i'd jump your bones. ponies should get all the bitches.

immediately and without thought

female, pegasus, golden with a bronze mane

>>22864172

A big stinky horse-sized cartoon poo.

Quite a bit more impressive than human-sized poo.

Plus you can do it while walking, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ABOUT THAT.

;_;

>>22863913

Oh lordy I have diabetes now.

>>22864172
If that's seriously the high point of your day you should consider doing drugs at night or something.

>>22864046
I want to be a law enforcment pony.

GUARDS is filmed on location live in Canterlot. All suspects are guilty until declared innocent by her royal highness. Princess Celestia.

>>22864251

>Plus you can do it while walking, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ABOUT THAT

>>22864198
And then the Ponyville ponies make her feel even worse by ridiculing her performance and she ends up homeless. ;_;

>>22864220
Bro, chill. I'm talking CARTOON ARCHEOLOGY. And studying and examining doesn't make for a good cartoon. Creative liberties (read: utter fabrications) will be taken.

But yeah. I thought I wanted to be an archeologist once. Then I found out what it entailed.

>>22864220
that's true, but remember we're talking about a magical world, so ruins are probably filled to the brim with crazy awesome and of course the occasional mundane treasures. so who knows, there might be magic writing that fills the head of any who read it, just imagine, pony reads slab, suddenly pony has memories of whoever wrote it, and they are compelled to restore the ruins and eventually join the ruins as a part of the art or structure as an eternal statue to be honored by the next reader of the slab, until such a time that the ruins are restored in full in which all sttued beings would be set free to gaze upon the glory of the former ruin.

This conversation got a little weird somewhere along the line...

>>22864220
>this

There's archaeology, and then there's antiquities theft.

The former is awesome.

The latter is only awesome in the Uncharted games and the Indy films.

>>22864287

I personally liked the origin story someone wrote about her.

An Ursa Major destroyed a town. Only one pony survived, hidden under wreckage (or something, can't remember exactly). She now roams the land, mentally disturbed, having convinced herself that she did, in fact, fight off the Ursa.

http://plus4chan.org/tv/fullstream.php?channel=justice_time

JOIN US BRONIES!

>>22864168
Haha, I'm a physics major, and I used to want to be an archeologist when I was little, until I realized that it's nothing at all like Indiana Jones.

>>22864287

And after she stood up to that Ursa Minor too. She could have just ran her ass out of Ponyville right away, but she stayed and tried to stop it, even though she damn well knew she couldn't. Gilda didn't do shit to help anybody at any time. Trixie was snooty, but she wasn't a bad pony.

>>22864357
dost thou havest a linketh to thiseth story..eth?

Anybody have that image detailing how the humanized versions of each pony would kiss?

>>22864380

Nope, that's just the plot summary.

>>22864372
She didn't want to give the wrong impresion.

She NEVER wants to give the wrong impression.

That's why she lies all the time. Of all the ponies, Trixie is the one who needs friends the most.

>>22864257

That explains a lot...

>>22864405
And as we all know, magic isn't magic; friendship is magic.

>>22864233
OH SHIT

>>22864220
Archaeology brofist
The reality isn't appealing to a lot of people but I've found it very rewarding. There's something incredible about it. Though there is opportunity for a bit of adventure.

At Ankyra once we hadn't permission to work at a ruin left by the Galatians. Some sort of temple complex, very cool. So at night we snuck to the dig, and took as many photos as we could. We actually had to flee from the Turkish police. Apparently they saw light from the flashlights.

That was kind of exciting. Most of what we did after that though was reading and examining. The temple walls actually had writing, which is kind of interesting, given Celtic peoples didn't really write much. Mostly personal names, names of deities too. Might be tied to a necropolis; the names we figure may refer to deceased people of some importance.

>>22864405

...I would be Trixie's friend...

>>22864405
not more than Luna

>>22864299
>>22864301
>>22864310

Actually...I may have to retract my former post.

'Cause the anons who pointed out the whole cartoony nature of Equestria hace equally valid points as the other Archaeology anon.

Still can't decide if I'd want to go there given the chance, but if forced there I could certainly deal with it. Hell, I could become the pony equivalent of Franz Boas and make pony archaeology more like real archaeology

>ohdeargodI'mactuallythinkingofwhatitwouldbeliketobeaponyarchaeologist

Perhaps. I'd want to be a unicorn bc I would be able to use magic to manipulate things instead of hands. idk my color scheme.

I'm an apiring animator at this moment but I think I would like a job as a performer along side trixy.

But still tough call.

>>22864405

>Trixie is the one who needs friends the most.

Absolutely!

>>22864381

>Like a mule eating an apple

>>22864440

...Maybe I should take an archaeology class next quarter. That actually sounds kind of cool, even without all the tomb plundering and fighting off nazis and shit.

Oh well, I don't like these RP games but just for this time, I'll indulge myself.

I would be a brown coated, black-maned Earth Pony with a notepad as my buttmark because I have this habit of taking notes for everything IRL. (It's useful, actually.)

I would work from 9 to 5 at the Mayor's Hall taking care of the town's registry, keeping dates, numbers and important stuff safe and available for whatever official use the Mayor would have for them. Good job, good pay, drinks and pastries delivered by Pinkie Pie twice a day and nice respect from my co-workers, but the monotony of the job tends to be annoying.

My best buds would be:
Compass, a blue and white pegasus with a compass buttmark, who works as part of Ponyville's weather patrol and also works part-time by making deliveries at the postal office. Unfortunately, Compass's orientation sense is subpar, so he can't handle long trips without risking getting lost for hours: in one ocassion he challenged RainbowDash to a race, but he couldn't find the goal and Rainbow defeated him with ease. Since then he considers her as his rival and trains to hone his orientation instincts, but by when he finally could challenge RainbowDash for a rematch, the girl most probably will have completely forgotten about him. (Talk about anticlimatic outcomes)

>>22864459

Trixie & Luna would make a nice pair, both being lonely and all.

>>22864372

I think what people forget about Trixie is that, though she is very proficient in magic, she is first and foremost a PERFORMER. She is SUPPOSED to hype up her act and exaggerate. That's what people in her line of work do to generate excitement. Her stage persona probably is more over the top than the real, off-stage, Trixie. Plus like you said she stands up to that Ursa because she is a good pony. It was the NO FUN ALLOWED ponies who kept trying to tear her down and make her look bad when she's just trying to do her job to entertain.

>>22864381

I have the short versions, but I'm still not sure whether or not the extended versions by Snarky Bastard were ever compiled.

>>22864459
Every antagonist in Friendship is Magic is in dire need of friends...

Except Gilda. Fuck that bitch. At the end of the episode she could have had 5 more friends, and keep her friendship with RD.

>>22864527
no doubt

it's a kid's show

I'd consider it, but that would mean giving up my life as an artist considering they don't have... hands.
If I were to be a unicorn would I have magic control over the pen like I would a hand?

>>22864563
Why was I not informed?

>>22864553
the snoring dragon didn't need friends. neither did the parasprites

>>22864563

So is Avatar.

>>22864554

Oh wow!

>>22861826
Uh...uh.....YES!
I mean, I guess...
Male, Unicorn, Ash Grey with White Mane and tail. The end of the tail would be dyed black. Baking magic would be kind of cool.

>>22864563

>>22864563

Don't hurt yourself bro.

>>22864586
But they were more like hazards that actual antagonists.

>>22864563
Your point is?

Put me in with the rest of the "my real life is shit" crowd. Even though Im pretty decent looking, tall, athletic, and well hung, I just have a near impossible time dealing with the realities and complexities of human life and emotions. Ive dated a few girls, had sex more than a few times, and have a pretty good social life. But I find when I watch cartoons, especially My little Pony, I just find myself longing for a simple, colorful, and light hearted life, where no drama lasts longer than 20 minutes. I guess the lack of sexual content might make it a little dull, but I dont think cartoon ponies have to worry about knocking up the wrong filly, or STDs. Sign me up for Ponyville. Put a cutie mark on my flank, and with any luck I get wings or a horn. Hell, even being a regular old earth pony like Apple Macintosh seems to be a cool gig.

I'm drawing a pic of Trixie guys...anyone have a reference pic of one of the ponies sitting/laying down? I can't find any.

>>22864554
nope

>>22864583
Ok seriously what is up with this guy? The picture makes it look like he has a condom for a head.

>>22864553 At the end of the episode she could have had 4 more friends
Fixed. Fuck Pinkie Pie, she started it.

>>22863415
You had me until the typo.

>>22863374
Holy shit, WA brony. I'm in Bailvue (Bellevue), so that's pretty damn close.

We need brony hookup threads, but that would only end in disaster.

Real email used here.

>>22864546
anyone have that applejack picture full-size?
i have all the others

Ya know..Trixie was awfully darn good with a rope.

>>22864644

He's a white blood cell.

>>22864644
he's a humanized white blood cell. watch the movie.

>>22864572
Just use your mouth.

>>22864644

He's an anthropomorphic white blood cell.

>>22864642

Why can't Luna have nice things?!

>>22864632
I'm a short, chubby, kissless virgin and I love myself more than you do.

What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>22864708

This is pretty nice...

>>22864644
he's osmosis jones

>>22864668

>>22864632
>Ive dated a few girls, had sex more than a few times, and have a pretty good social life
/v/ stereotype here, you're better off than me. stop complaining, faggot.

>>22864745
thanks

>>22864669

>Trixie was awfully darn good with a rope.

Maybe a little too good.

>>22864518

And the second buddy would be Smoke, a white unicorn with a silver mane, who owns a store that sells his own hand-crafted magical toys (Balls that bounce by themselves, talking dolls, etc) and small, but useful magical items using his overflowing magical powers to infuse his creations with a magical charge that lasts a long time before a recharge is needed..
Unfortunately, when I say "overflowing magical powers" I meant it: Smoke's magical energy is directly linked to his emotions so whenever he's feeling particularly angry, happy, excited or anxious, his magic manifestates by itself, and random nearby objects become animated and cause a fuss until he calms down. He's working on his self control, and has made considerable progress, but he's still a long way from gaining full control over himself.
In one ocassion, Smoke asked Twilight Sparkle for advice regarding his unestable powers: many weeks passed since that day and Spike still bursts into laughter when he remembers Twilight's botched lessons and Smoke's energies making the library growing legs and strolling through Ponyville until both unicorns managed to return it to it's normal state.

we needs a freakzoid and dexter douglas pony

>>22864546

Thanks. Damn does Pinkie Pie sound kissable.

>>22864633

I do, give me a second to find it.

>>22864633

No.


...And I'm sad upon learning that archaeology is so drearily boring.

I want to have to carry a gun and destroy shit.

>>22864657
Pinkie Pie didn't start shit.

>>22864784

One evening, while me and my equine buddies share some appletini shots and comment how our lives aren't exactly what we could call ideal, a yellow pegasus called "Fluttershy" passes by, asking for someone's help: while completing a request from Princess Celestia herself, her five best friends caught a rare disease that cannot be cured with traditional medicine, and the only herb that can help them grows in a terrible place called...
THE EVERFREE FOREST!
She knows how the herb looks like, but she doesn't dares to go there all by herself to get it, so she begs everyone on earshot to go with her to protect her... without result, since no pony with a dash of common sense would dare to go to that fucked up forest, much less when night is already falling upon Ponyville.

Nobody except the three misfit ponies above described, who suddenly decided to fuck their daily routine and become adventurers to, even if it's just once, save the day.

Well, dammit. I ended up writing an OC fanfic.

I enjoy pony shipping so much because it's way cuter than any relationship I could ever hope to have, now that I'm a jaded, cynical adult who's seen one too many past relationships go sour.

>>22864825
>destroy shit
...See, that's kind of the opposite of what we try to do.

>>22864825
well you could carry a gun, if you find people who are after the ruins for selling atrifacts, etc.., you might very well have to defend yourself, or even ebtter, be like daniel jackson, and be an archeologist that carries a gun and have it brought up in a discussioin about how real archeologists don't carry guns.

>>22864633

>>22864825
>implying you can't still carry a gun on digs in the Southwestern US

I don't care how little archaeology is like the Indy films, I still plan on packing heat to deal with rattlesnakes.

>>22864633

hey bornies, I found this troll in /b/
I lol'd every time

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v5AaGgeICB1RjHBUr

>>22864904
i dare you to try shooting a rattlesnake
a moving target that skinny is a lot harder than you think

>>22864554

I may be late to the party here or maybe just over imaginative, but is this artist seem familiar to anyone? Anyone remember the webcomics from around the turn of the century (geez has it been that long?)

>>22864922

The best vocaroo yet.

>>22864633
Watch the sleepover episode
Ep 8
It's full of shots like that

>>22864922
oh that.., eh, nothing new, and frankly it bothers me just a tiny bit, though it does make me think vaguely of adam west's voice

>>22864961

What is a shotgun?

Link misreads his songbook and accidentally plays A Pony's Song instead of Epona's Song!

Well, if I were a pony, I would be JAVA, the magic unicorn.

My powers would include launching devastasting spells of OBJECT-ORIENTED MAGIC, and being slow.
I'm also a coffee adict, and am capable of doing SMALL TALK with other ponies.

I'm not very well-versed at CONJURING THE SPIRITS of other ponies through my magic, but I'm learning quick.

>>22864961
I've done it before. My mom's dad used to live right outside of Colorado Springs. Her mom lives in Tuscon. Plenty of opportunities to practice

>>22864981

That artist drew a few other MLP related pictures too.

>>22864905
I JUST REALIZED THEY SIT LIKE CATS
having 4 cats myself, drawing sitting/sleeping ponies will be so much easier

>>22865028

What the hell would an archaeologist need a shotgun for? If you need a gun, carry a handgun at most. You're not Lara Croft, you don't need to be carrying an armory on your back while you're studying past societies.

>>22864370
Same here, but I got older decided to go into the animation business. But fedoras have class.

>>22865013
though thats not to say it isn't funny, just someone soured me with it on a crappy youtube video and that ruined the funny a little

>>22865047

They do pretty much everything like cats. Just look at their body structure.

I'm still somewhat convinced that this was deliberate in order to make the ponies cuter. And it worked.

>>22864825
I carry a gun sometimes. Many sites are quite unsecure and antiquities thieves are a real danger sometimes. You'd be amazed how ruthless some of those people can be. Chances are, of course, you'll be perfectly fine and have no reason to ever use a piece, but it can be a sound precaution.

>>22865068
Unless those past societies happen to be in Mexico

>>22865068
Yeah, that anon made no sense.

There are enough handguns chambered for .410 shot shells to work as a snake gun. you don't need a fucking shotgun to hit a rattlesnake.

But this is swiftly changing from a conversation about archaeology bronies to a /k/ convo, so let's have some Applebloom

>>22865148
I live in Mexico, and I don't live under gunfire at all times. Stop watching Fox News.

>>22865047
When they lay back or recline they also pose similarly to cats who are cleaning their bellies. Or like teddy bears.

This picture comes to mind, even though it's fanart.

>>22865098
They exibit horselike behavior far more than catlike behavior.

Also, behold, a sitting horse.

>>22865204
stop living in the most stereotypical country

>>22865047

They don't do EVERYTHING like cats. They especially don't run like them. The ponies have proper equine movement cycles for the most part. People are just confused by the fact these ponies are very small, they are in the neighborhood of a dog as far as size is concerned, so their bodies are far more limber than a full size horse, letting them move like any other small mammal. Both cats and dogs could serve as good references for stationary poses though, definitely.

>>22865204
but fox news knows everything, they are our lords and masters... *drools and electrocutes himself for a moment before it snaps*
I like PIE!!

>>22865219
I would if I could.

It would be easier if you stopped watching Fox News.

poop

>>22865204

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mexico-killed-in-drug-deal,18109/

>>22865218
behold a sitting cat
which looks more like MLP?

>>22865265

Post of the year, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Fuck you im not saying Fillys and Gentlecolts

>>22865204
I live in a US city filled with Illegal Mexicans. I do live under gunfire, and stabbings, all the time.
My guess if ponyville had Mexicans, they would be donkeys. Smelly, illiterate donkeys, that left trash and reproduced faster then they killed each other off. Yeah, they might do the work ponies were to proud to do, but only because no self respecting pony would want to work along side a donkey that couldnt even speak the same language.

>>22865320

Drawfags, what do you use when you're inking your sketches? Inkscape? I've got a budget tablet and I'm OK with sketching, turns to shit when I try to ink.

>>22865320

It looks like a disturbing mixture of both.

>>22865348
But I'm speaking English with you, right now

:V

>>22865251
>asterisk actions
we don't take too kindly to your type 'round here

>>22865365
you could just make vector lines with the mouse

>>22865307
This has to be the funniest article on the onion I have ever read.

>>22865365
Photoshop.

>>22865459
Hey No-Ink hows school?
Any time for pony art recently?

>>22865387
oh, I apologize, it's an old habbit that carried over from when I played various games over something called WebRPG, and then OpenRPG, though that got replaced by another method which I forget because my time on open wa snot nearly as long as my time on web, ... dear god this captcha is impossible, is has one erelows (signa square root of |c|, dear god, how would one even type that outside of looking it up in character pad or the internet of course, at least I can refresh a new one.

>>22865386
Alright, burrow. Get back to eating/mowing my lawn.