>>22859151
Congratulations, faggot. Maybe McDonald's next promotion will be handing out Testicles, so you can actually act like an adult.

I never would've guessed you were working for the enemy, Tits.

APPRUH DAISHU

>>22859151
It is. I mean to go do it but my MccyD's is in the middle of the 'hood and I'd rather not venture there - especially for onies in front of a whole slew of middle city delinquints

This MLP General Thread is now all about Big Macintosh. So let it be written, so let it be done.

The fact that these guys take their precious 4chan so seriously is hilarious

>>22859216
>implying that ponies deserve that sort of reverence instead.

What the fuck can you faggots possibly talk about that requires a fucking thread on the front page 24 hours 7 days a week.

Six? There's one you're trying to avoid then?

Troll Thread

Die

>>22859239
poni

>>22859243
Maybe he's already got that one, you fucking moron.

>>22859239

Every day there's a shitload of new fan contributions by talented creative fans.

You jelly?

time for grorious pony

>literaly hang out on 4chan 24/7 causing constant ponythreads
>claim others are taking it seriously

Lol you guys are so funny xD

Topic: Post your favorite fanart/fanfic and give us a brief reason of why it's your favorite.

Hard Mode: No MS, madmax or HFPS
Legendary Mode: No Derpy or porn
Nightmare Moon Mode: No shipping

You guys sure like hanging out in Pony threads.

Why don't you go make a thread about batman? Everypony likes batman, right?

>>22859239

ponies of course.

>>22859173
I've been posting in Pony threads for over THREE MONTHS. I was one of the FIRST few Bronies. This is not news.
>>22859243
I already have Pinkie Pie.

Lets get this thread started on the right hoof.

So is this the new pony general?

>>22859310

Ponies are way better than Batman. Batman's all played out.

>>22859246
OP has over 700 posts in pony threads in the archive, I think he's trustworthy enough not to delete the thread.

>>22859239

Getting this kind of reaction. Just ignore them.

>>22859212
eeeee-yup

It is time for more cute Apple Bloom

Oh look, its this thread.

Again.

>>22859343

Eeee-Yup.

>>22859239
I only post in pony threads 24/7 just to watch little raging faggots like you come into the threads.

I find your tears delicious.

>>22859334

By telling us to ignore them you are responding to them.

Colorfagging is fun; here's lyra and bonbon.

I'm surprised no one ever colored this before.

>>22859419

I wonder why people who are presumably more functional than CWC become obsessed with one particular cartoon out of many. Nothing sets My Little Pony apart from other toons that are currently airing, except in the eyes of its fans. So why does one average animated show inspire this kind of rabid following while another -- any other -- doesn't?

And how much does this have to do with the actual merits of the show versus the attraction of being part of the fan subculture here? The threads here, and the fan creations, tend to focus on things that aren't part of the show at all (shipping, sex jokes, etc.).

>>22859347

I can only ponder about what state /co/ will be in when the new ep airs this friday

Asking again, does anyone have a Spike wallpaper?

>>22859324

That delicious Trixie!

>>22859427
Implying Rainbow Dash, who is used to fisting, can't take all of Big Mac

>>22859434
>The threads here, and the fan creations, tend to focus on things that aren't part of the show at all (shipping, sex jokes, etc.).
Kinda like Avatar.

>>22859434

>I wonder why people who are presumably more functional than CWC

Trolling really is a lost art, isn't it? I mean a CWC reference in the very first sentence? Where have all the *good* trolls gone? 4chan used to have the best.

>>22859434
Honestly, the fandom here is half the fun of watching the show.

We get Original Content every day, and much of it is quite good. That's probably the biggest attraction of the show, for me at least. It helps that the show itself is pretty good imo as well.

>>22859434

The threads here, and the fan creations, tend to focus on things that aren't part of the show at all (shipping, sex jokes, etc.)

Kind of like everything that gets discussed on 4chan?

>>22859338
This makes me sad. Good thing I prefer Pinkie/Dash.

>>22859397
It's a picture of Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell, you moron.

>>22859434
You got it pretty much nailed down, with one exception: MLP FiM does stand out from other cartoons. Not nearly as much as Powerpuff Girls stood out, or Foster's Home, but let's say it's only a peg down from those.

It's not sharp and witty like Venture Bros, or as fun and free-spirited as Spongebob, but it's witty enough and fun enough for a kids' show.

The major draw on /co/ is the porn, I'm sure of it.

>>22859466

Of course she can't. Hell, I don't think Celestia can.

>>22859499

>Pinkie/Dash

The superior ship to rule them all.

>>22859499
Dash/Fluttershy OTP.

>>22859346
I concur!

>>22859464
This wasn't funny the first time you posted it, it wasn't funny when you capped it, and it's not funny the 100th time you post the cap.

Let it go. Strive to make a better joke. You might become a comedian some day.

>>22859545
>>22859499
Fucking brofist

>>22859434

I don't know myself. I actually watched an episode a few hours ago and it was quite possibly the most generic cartoon I've ever seen, no more interesting than any saturaday morning cartoon. The dialogue is purposely catered to 6 year olds, they cannot stop saying "pony" and the flash animation is on a newgrounds level

The only conclusion I can draw is it draw the same demographic as the moefags on /a/, overweight shut ins who wish they where either a)little girls/ponies b)fuck little girls/ponies or c)both

The only difference is moe is made to cater for middle aged creeps, MLP isn't, its just a coincidence that it draws them in

>>22859466
Don't you mean hoofing?

>>22859552
I like to think Dash gets around, and has probably been with everyone at least once. She may be with Fluttershy to dom, and Pinkie for a more stable relationship.

Dear god what has happened to me?

Not much of a shipping person but my OTP is GilDash and nothing can make me change that opinion.

Big Macintosh is small time. Pony Prince is where it's at! You will NEVER be able to equal his metro superiority.

>>22859621
Well come to the shipping herd

>>22859621
>Implying Pinkie can provide anyone with a stable relationship
If anyone can do that, it's be Twilight or MAYBE Applejack.

also, lol "stable"

>>22859657

Is there any more to this?

>>22859693
No, I think that was the whole comic.

Shame too because Railgunner is a damn good artist.

>>22859243
Who drew this? It's awesome.

>>22859673
>didn't see "Griffon Brush-Off"

Fanfic I started last night for those who missed it. If I continue it, it will be about the immediate Apple family, set to-

>>22859621

I can honestly say i cant think of 1 single ship that i have liked so far.

>>22859671
He doesn't count because he's imaginary. No real stallion on this Earth or any other can compare to Big Mac.

>>22859486

That's the only problem I have with pony threads. They attract the most fail of fail trolls.

>>22859720
madmax, I believe.

i was browsing /co/ when this suddenly happen...

does anypony have any explainationsfor this?

>>22859722
...Good point. It's ironic that that's also the episode that spawned Dash/Fluttershy.

Guys will you keep it down im trying to sleep

is it weird that I'll notice background ponies and get excited because "I used to have that one!"

Don't worry, I'm a girl.

>>22859741

Did you touch up on that horribly rushed ending?

>>22859758
Your computer derped?

>>22859304
Hmm . . . I'll roll a fanart.


Reason: Ahh, Bats! Bat's on my face!

>>22859741
Part 2 of 3

The story will involve insanity, delusions, possible shipping, heartbreak, and-

>>22859777
Horribly rushed ending? This is only the first part. A prologue. filename.

>>22859576
Cute Applebloom thread?

Cute Applebloom thread.

>>22859758
winblows eXPired

>>22859758
Whoah.

Derpy trancends time and space to fuck with your desktop settings.

Just looked at the episode schedule.

Apparently I'm getting a Rarity episode for my birthday.

It better be good or I mad.

>>22859720
madmax

>>22859743

My favorite is Trixie x Trixie because it is the only one that actually makes sense since she's so fucking full of herself.

>>22859772
Don't worry. And even if you didn't have them as a kid many of the background ponies in this show are good enough to be recognizable.

>>22859772
Nah, makes sense. Specially if it's cameos from other generations.

>>22859795
Part 3 of 3. Preview of the next part coming up.

>>22859795

huh, i must have you confused with some other nameless writefag. Carry on then.

>>22859834
>good morning chrono
HOW DID I MISS THAT

>>22859758
Post the wallpaper so I can... uh... run detailed analysis on it to see if it could be causing it?

>>22859304
My new favorite pic is that Rainbow Dash Wonderbolt one in the last thread (needs darker eyes tho)

>>22859722
>Pinkie/Dash
>>22859765
>Dash/Fluttershy

Elaborate

ITT: people who think pony fans only post in pony threads and aren't just regular members of /co/ like you.


I can't wait until a new episode airs, really. These threads ARE getting pretty vapid, fanart aside. Remember when we would post paragraphs of text, debating over Gilda's motivations or speculating whatever? Nowadays the threads are pretty bland, I can't blame the haters for being confused if their only experience is with these arid threads in the middle of an episode drought. I was sort of disappointed how little discussiong Call of the Cutie got as well. Oh well, Rarity-central episode next, that should spark some discussion at least.

Albuquerque neckbeard here with my latest McDonalds story:

I got Pinkie Pie yesterday at the drive-thru. This gave me enough courage to walk in today, to make sure I didn't get a duplicate.

But not enough to ensure the counter jockey knew it was for me.

"I was told I need to get a Pony toy. But not the pink one," I said, turning my head to scrutinize the display case, "Well, I guess there are three... no, four pink ones."

"Just a second," she replied, then turned to the prepped Happy Meal boxes. Pulling out a Fluttershy, she asked, "Is this okay?"

"Perfect," I said, managing not to squee. I even kept from grinning until I got over to the drink dispensers.

And then...

Driving back, passing a grocery store, I saw an old man stumbling along the sidewalk, barely keeping upright with his cane. He caught himself on a light pole. I turned into the parking lot, and drove around to where he was. He fell down just as I parked.

I and another man helped him into the store, where we asked the manager to call for help. Another concerned citizen was standing there, and she called her roommate, who was a nurse. The man was freely bleeding from his forehead, and his bifocal sunglasses were scratched and bent.

Now panicking internally, I asked the woman if she was confident about not needing my help. She responded that I could leave.

Fluttershy. Kindness. Coincidence?

>>22859765
> It's ironic that that's also the episode that spawned Dash/Fluttershy.

>>22859844
So, continue?

>>22859873
I'm done writefagging at least until the new episode airs.

This community needs reinvigorating.

>>22859873

Dash centric episode next, retard.

Talk about vapid.

>>22859901

Haven't you only written two stories and you keep spamming them everywhere?

>>22859829
Huh, never saw the "candyvag" one before. Lol'd.

People at my McDonalds are retarded. Not only do they only have two ponies but they also can process more than one thought at a time.

Can I get a kids meal and a apple pie?
Ok!
>Give's me the kids meal with no apple pie
"Where's my apple pie?
"Apple pie is 99 cents"
"I know, I ordered one."
"Apple pies don't come with Kid's meals"
"One sec"
>Goes to the back so I can't see her
>comes back
"Ya, apple pies don't come with kids meals"

Took me another 5 minutes to get that fucking pie.

>>22859873
You're talking as if there weren't anti-pony posters when episodes aired regularly. Short memory much?

>>22859921
I don't spamn my stories.

My first one I haven't posted in over a week, the other I just finished and posted once a day for the last three days.

Hardly spamming.

>>22859884
>>22859859
The way Dash defended Fluttershy is ship-worthy.

It's not any less valid of evidence as half the other stuff shipper use.

>>22859907
Oh right, Fall Weather Friends is next, not the other one. Excuse me.

>>22859474
Yeah, it happened with Avatar, but at least there you could say it was a distinctive kind of cartoon, with the overarching plot and all.

>>22859486
Yes, anybody who asks questions about the appeal of a show or the nature of the fan community must be trolling. Certainly, it's easier to assume that than to consider the questions.

>>22859497
So the other fans, and their creations, are the bigger attraction for you.

>>22859498
Yes, but most properties don't develop the kind of following MLP has.

>>22859538
And you think the show is a stand-out effort, but also that fan art is a big draw here on /co/.

>>22859604
You agree with me that the show is nothing special, and you think that the fans are fans due to one kind of wish-fulfllment or another.

>>22859751
Again, not everyone asking you questions is a troll. That attitude is, frankly, childish.

>>22859940

It would be ship worthy if Dash didn't treat Fluttershy like shit in a later episode.

>>22859877
Are you fucking kidding me? People help other people out all the time, especially if they're elderly and hurt.

I mean, you're a decent human being and all, but don't pin it on a fucking cartoon.

>>22859858
well this is my wallpaper, now what?

>>22859945
I wouldn't say they are the bigger attraction. It's more of a 50/50 split between the show itself and the fandom. It's a big part of my attraction, but no more or less than the show itself.

>>22859945

Avatar threads are nothing but lolis, foot fetishes, and scat. gtfo, faggot.

>>22859936
Yeah, there was plenty of haters, (and no one responded to them, a lot) but I feel like there isn't really anything good to show for these threads aside from the fanart, lately. Many haters are way off the mark and tend to project, but I feel like they have a point about how vapid the threads are. I mostly stick to the IRC nowadays.

>>22859962
Well, duh. She's the dom, Fluttershy is the sub.

>>22859873
Truth be told, Call of Cutie just wasn't a great one to discuss. It focused a lot on people who weren't very appealing, with only an exception or two. We got SilverSpoon and DiamonTiara, who were pretty flat and didn't have a supposed history like Gilda. That curly haired redhead who was an abomination to listen to.

Pretty much, I think even Lauren said the main inspiration behind that episode was to get the idea of butt symbols explained, and it showed. There were glimpses of clever. We saw how Pinkie Pie has the ability to appear two places at once. Coach Dash. Metal Gear Applebloom. But ultimately the episode was smile and wait for a new episode.

Don't take this the wrong way, I liked Call of Cutie, but it's more a 7 and most other episodes are 8 and above.

give this fic a gander, you'll wat like a motherfucker

i reduced it to two (very large) images in order to not impact the image limit

>>22859552

>>22859945
People like it because they like it. Stop trying to rationalize people liking a cartoon, jesus. You have a bad case of giving too much of a fuck, I think.

>>22860006
Well, Applebloom is my second favorite character, and that's pretty much the best Applebloom episode.

>>22859940

>It's not any less valid of evidence as half the other stuff shipper use.

Pretty much. Big Macintosh pairings are the most notorious for that. He hasn't interacted with anybody in the cast directly, other than Applejack and arguably Twilight Sparkle. At least Spike has communicated with all of the main ponies, but you never see art of him. Fucking background ponies stealing Spike's thunder.

>>22860014
not sure how i got it to fit in only two images, it's like 16,000 characters

>>22859945
>stand-out effort
When you put it that way it sounds as if the show is fantastic. Yeah, it stands out, but not a lot, only a little. What I really want to know is how well it's doing with its target demographic, and what effect it had on toy sales.

>>22860006

I loved it just because Apple Bloom is awesome

>>22860006
I can see what you mean. Personally I loved the episode because it was a chance to see a lot of child ponies (which I think are adorable) and I loved Twist, honestly. Not much more to discuss beyond that, I guess.

>>22860039
Spike is going to become a king dragon one day, and he will have all the ponies in his harem.

>>22860006
>Metal Gear Applebloom
Holy shit I didn't even notice that. That makes TWO episodes where Applebloom is stealthy.

MY GOD.

>>22860048
She's a true ninja.

>>22860014
>mfw IT happens
you weren't kidding, what the fuck is going on?

>>22860072

I liked the episode because it was about puberty. In a lesser show, that would have been a "very special episode" with a guest star and it would have been shit.

In this cartoon, it worked. It wasn't pretentious or contrived. It was just another episode as good as any other. And if anything it fleshed out the pony universe.

>>22860076
>>22860075
I still say that Apple Bloom already has her cutie mark, having gotten it in either Bridle Gossip or Call of the Cutie.

It's just invisible.

She's that fucking stealthy.

>>22860014
>>22860043
i remember this being posted before, where's the next part?

>>22860111
>I liked the episode because it was about puberty.
I thought that at first, but it's my understanding that the first girls to get tits are the ones that get teased, not the other way around.

>>22859970
seems like derpy fucked your computer

>>22860146
>>22860111
Didn't /co/ agree that getting a cutie mark meant loosing your virginity? I know that idea will never be canon for a kids show, but it fits the context of the episode.

>>22860157
nice.

>>22860146

Teasing happens both ways, depending on context. Essentially anybody standing out of the crowd get teased, the first and the last.

But the puberty analogy was broad and covered all bases. Tits, periods, losing virginity.

Apple Bloom?
Apple Bloom.

>>22859604
10/10

>>22860173
No one "agreed" to anything - just a couple of people kept spamming that retarded and unfunny suggestion.

>>22860163
I have a fic you and other Apple Bloom lovers may enjoy. Unless you've already read it.

It's posted in the previous general thread, but if you don't want to search for it it's also on the blog and at derpyhooves.com

>>22859945

>Yes, anybody who asks questions about the appeal of a show or the nature of the fan community must be trolling. Certainly, it's easier to assume that than to
consider the questions.

Not anybody, but that specific post was a troll clear as day. You don't ask an honest question by dropping a chris chan comparison in your opening sentence. It was a troll, and a bad one at that. People used to be much better at it.

>>22860075
I'm starting to have an idea what her butt symbol is. It's hiding, which is why no one sees it.
>>22860072
I enjoyed every second of Applebloom. She strikes a fine balance of being utterly cute without being Taste Like Diabetes. Except when she made that face. Oh, god, my blood sugar!

[messed up that spoiler twice]

>>22860146
If you want to see it as a puberty thing, you can, but it seems like a more general "Don't try to grow up so fast and enjoy being a kid while you can" type of message.

>>22860185

You mean it?

>>22860221
Was quoting
>>22860232

>>22860014
>>22860093
It's like...MLP meets Primeval, but with the wit and humor of the first two Land Before Time Sequels...

>mfw not sure if want

>>22860173
I think the virginity thing is stupid. It doesn't really fit, as the way everyone talked about cutie marks fit puberty way more than the way people normally talk about sex. Children are way more likely to compare and chatter about their own bodily growths, losing one's virginity, especially among females, is an entirely different can of worms, and is more fit for a highschool setting with romantic plots. "Did you get yours yet?" fits periods or boobs to a T. sex, not so much.

>>22860039

>>22860173

The bit about the girls teasing the ones that haven't gotten theirs yet, girls being eager to get them, "blank flanks", "late bloomers" etc is a tits analogy.

The bit about it just happening all of a sudden one day, "I just got mine" is a period analogy.

The moral at the end about saving it and not having rushed it is a virginity analogy.

It works on numerous levels. Very clever, IMO.

>>22859873
I can't speak for anyone else but I'm only here for the pony threads. I don't care about cartoons otherwise. The fact that there is a general going at any given time is nice because no matter when I come on I can just sit and relax with ponies.

>>22860294
Also I agree with the other guy. Sure we can giggle that it sounds like puberty discussion, but it's definitely most about growing up.

Applebloom's "but I am a big pony!" tendencies from her previous episode fit this too.

>>22860276
>first two Land Before Time Sequels...
ouch, is it that bad?

>>22860314

I participate in other threads if they interest me. But yeah, the only reason I come here as much as I do is because of pony threads.

They are the best that /co/ has to offer.

>>22859945

>Again, not everyone asking you questions is a troll. That attitude is, frankly, childish.

Read the posts back, they were talking about someone who mentioned fucking CWC.

Yeah, not everyone who makes these kinds of posts are trolls, some are just fucking idiots.

>>22860215
How about we take it at face value and agree that a cutie mark is like an official seal that tells you what you're going to do for the rest of your life? You know, exactly the way it's presented in the episode?

It's like a guidance councelor that grows on your skin, telling you EXACTLY what you're going to do for the rest of your life.

Apparently Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara are going to be spoilt brats for the rest of their lives.

>>22860372
That's pretty much my take on it, jokes aside.

bought three happy meals.
Got two fluttershy
and 1 pinkiepie.

Something i did last night.. massive size.

I bought three happy meals and all I got was a mild coronary.

For male ponies the cutie mark might be losing your virginity, but for female ponies the period analogy is much stronger. Especially considering that girls start getting their periods at maybe 5th grade, as opposed to losing their virginity (hopefully) in their teens or so.

So where DO they keep their money?

>>22860314
Yeah, I pretty much don't even step outside pony generals or the flockdraw.

I'm a retired /v/irgin though, so these threads have been a real change of pace.

>>22860457
>losing their virginity (hopefully) in their teens
This can be misinterpreted in SO MANY WAYS, my head is spinning.

>>22860449

>1982x3422
>png

>>22860474
...so it can.
I meant that I would hope the ponies would wait until they weren't, y'know, 11. Or the pony age equivalent.

>>22860372

Silver Spoon Opens a high class restaurant in Canterlot when she finally moves away from home.
Diamond Tiara Is loathe to leave her lifelong friend, so moves with her to Canterlot, working in classy fashion boutique

The marks man.. they know.

The cutie marks are not about periods, tits, first erections, or anything sexual. The whole point of the episode was about finding your purpose in life, something that only you can do that you will enjoy doing. The marks are just a physical manifestation of that. They come on instantly when the pony realizes their unique calling. Why do people always have to over-sexualize everything?

>>22860372
That reminds me of something that occurred to me the other day.

"Oh, Twilight, you got your cutie mark!"
"I sure did, just last night."
"What does it mean you'll do when you grow up?"
". . . I . . . don't know."

>>22860466
hammerspace, where else?

>>22860536

>>22860469
>retired /v/irgin
>still avatarfagging
nope

>>22860518

Had an idea and whipped it up real quick.

Need a better picture of Derpy for it, though. I HAD TO PIRATE THE FONT FEDEX USES. I HOP YOU'RE HAPPY, /co/.

Guys, I just got back from a "hurr, imma gonna be the new janitor" thread. It is going to be so hilarious when all of the new /co/ janitors start deleting MLP threads and then lose their jobs for deleting acceptable content.

>>22859945
>Namedrop CWC within ANY context
>I'm not trolling take me seriously guys
If you want a more straightforward reply, approach your question in a way that doesn't come off hostile or insulting, and implying that the intelligence of the fans is that of the creator of Sonichu in the first sentence isn't the fucking way to do it.

>>22860466
Fanny packs that are conveniently the color of their fur.

>>22860539
Magic, duh.

She's not the only one with a mark like that. There's some background dudicorn with a similar mark.

>>22860539
She wants to be better with her magic, what better way to represent that than with the mark of her ultimate power?

>>22860494
What are you, a redditor? People who complain about a 1MB PNG really rustle my jimmies. For comparison, here's the same PNG at 275K, with the equivalent JPG being lossy and 457K, so not only would you lose definition with JPG, you'd also end up with a larger file.

TL;DR: PNG is perfectly fine for line art, and if 1MB makes you shit your pants, you need a better internet connection.

>>22860518
I know. It's just fun.

My retardedly long argument was just about what it'd fit better as if you HAD to interpret it that way. It's almost hard not to, ha.

>>22860592
Who the fuck is CoCo?

>>22860565

You do realize you can buy the toys separately, right? You don't have to buy a bunch of happy meals and hope to not get multiples.

>>22860557
You kidding?

I picked that up last week!

>>22860578
>>22860583
We know that now, but think of her back at school, just hanging out with friends. I think it was determined that it represented the Elements of Harmony, which is something Twilight didn't know about until the premier.

Point being that some of the butt symbols are pretty abstract and hard to interpret.

>>22860592
What you REALLY should do is shrink the dang comic so I can read it without having to scroll horizontally.

>>22860466
Their built-in leather purses, where else.

>>22860466

in their bags that all the ponies would probably be wearing but that they seldom put in the scenes for aesthetics reasons

>>22860578
It was this guy.

>>22860635
What? no. It represents that she's skillful in magic.

MUCH better. Does /co/ like?

>>22860634
you should have dropped it off last week too

>>22860674

Awesome, awesome. I'd use that service just for the adorable.

>>22860626
I made the name up, i didn't want to cause any hate to the known ponies.

>>22860674
needs wallpaper sized

>>22860674
You need to design an arrow in the text like FedEx logo.

>>22860680
You should really stop feeding.

You should also stop being mad.

>>22860641
No, they shouldn't. We live in the age where browsers can zoom images in and out, and you can actually fit the image to your browser automatically.

I love line art and I appreciate high-res line art. Shrinking it down often blurs out interesting attributes of the line art.

>>22860014
>>22860043
this looks awful familiar
>>22860276
but it isn't quite that bad

>>22860634
Seriously, do you need to post that ugly blue guy with every one of your responses? Each time you do it's just one less picture of ponies we can fit into the thread.

>>22860695
Gimme a sec, I'll whip one up
>>22860697
If you have an ideas as to how I would accomplish that, I'm all ears.

>>22860656

He's got the same mark Twilight does, just different colors & different secondary star formation.

>>22860699
It's juvenile and a waste of space. Every post you make pushes us closer to the image limit FOR NO REASON.

You should stop being an idiot.

>>22860372
Not quite. The way the episode puts it is "it shows the thing that makes that pony special." It's not necessarily their profession, but it's likely to be.

Look at the main cast: Twilight's cutie mark obviously represents the elements of harmony. Pinkie's represents her cheerful disposition and approach to life, treating every day like a celebration. Rarity's represents her love for the finer things in life. Only Fluttershy, Dash, and Applejack's marks really have anything to do with their jobs.

Cutie Marks are not the career chips from Futurama.

>>22860674
You should use uppercase, and preserve the FedEx arrow, probably between the E and the R.

>>22860355
Better than any past the fourth. Hence the "not sure if want"

>>22860717
Yeah, wouldn't want to have to make a new general for when THAT happens.

We've only been doing it for the last couple of months.

>>22860518

'cause we're on 4chan.

and really, _IT_IS_ a metaphore of gettin' first period and stuff... You think Silver Spoon and the other little bitch have getting the knowledge of ehat they do in their lifes, or something? And all ponies gettin' his purpose during elementary-middle school? C'mon...

>>22860717

People ask this guy to cut that shit out all the time and he still doesn't listen, so don't bother wasting your breath. Report the avatarfag as spam, then hide the post. That's the best you can really do.

>>22860772
I think what anon is really trying to say is, you're an asshole, and having your own avatar only makes it easier to identify you as an asshole. Take that as you will.

>>22860768
it get better i hope, at least a little darker.
dinos will eat dinos

>>22860790
Duly noted.

osmosis is swedes he doesn't understand how annoying he is

>>22860660
Large star with 5 smaller stars next to her. The number of friends that helped her with the elements of harmony.
>>22860656
Large star followed by four smaller stars. Four stars assist in NightMare Moon's escape.


Probably just coincidence, but an interesting one. Truth be told, stars probably are a generic magic representation.

Makes me wonder about some other ponies though *knows he's seen this discussion before but continues anyways*. Snail on Snails. Moon and star on Trixie.

How depressing would it be to get a snail as your butt symbol? "Oh look, my special skill is being exceptionally slow witted. . . WHAT?!"

Haven't seen this posted in a while.

>>22860764
>Twilight's cutie mark obviously represents the elements of harmony.
Undisputable.
>Pinkie's represents her cheerful disposition and approach to life, treating every day like a celebration.
Or that she's an airhead
>Rarity's represents her love for the finer things in life.
That's a polite way of saying stuck-up gold-digger
>Only Fluttershy, Dash, and Applejack's marks really have anything to do with their jobs.
Dash actually had a literal explanation for her cutie mark in Trixie's episode.
Applejack is kinda meh, "apples".
Fluttershy is such a forgettable character I had to look up her cutie mark right now.

PURE PONY PLEASURE

>>22860826
>"Oh look, my special skill is being exceptionally slow witted. . . WHAT?!"
Or he's a hermaphrodite. Or he's fatally allergic to salt. Or he's destined to be a French cuisine chef.

>>22860874
dat humanized Applejack

>watch a few episodes of FiM
>immediately afterward, watch a few episodes of Louie

this probably isn't healthy for me.

>>22859873
No.
Look guys, the show is good. I get it, I saw the show, I've enjoyed it, but making a pony thread everyday, even though there hasn't been an episode for what? two weeks, three weeks? What is there to talk about?
Fanart, yeah some of it is funny, some of it is good, but seriously pony porn? Not that it surprises me, mind you, it's just I thought you, we, were better than this.I get doing it for the "lulz", but seriously, no.
Fanfiction? No thanks.

And the thing that worries me the most is that you've already started shipping. This is bad, mark my words when I tell you it will be the Shipping Wars of 2007 and 2008 all over again.
Soon it will be like June of 08 and there will be 5 MLP threads on the front page discussing the possibilities of Dashshy, Appledash or Big Macinshy. You mark my words.

Also the show needs an episode with Big Mac as it's focus. I don't care if it's 20 minutes of him saying eee-yup. It would be GLORIOUS

>>22860883
Or he's a pony hipster who got a snail butt symbol for irony's sake and he's actually a member of pony MENSA

PORKCOW'S WORK IN PROGRESS

Does anyone have the fic with Twilight Sparkle and the meteor shower at night?

In return, Fluttershy!

Made it nice and big to match my own desktop resolution, however, since it's just a white background, all you need to do is subtract/add more/less background plus a bit of resizing to make it fit yours if it's smaller or a different dimension.

Also fixed a couple things with the design.

>>22860918

Agreed. Big Mac needs some lovin'.

>>22860934
what scene is that based off of?
if at all

>>22860918

>I don't care if it's 20 minutes of him saying eee-yup. It would be GLORIOUS

It's a good thing you aren't putting together the storyboards for this show.

>>22860918
You honestly believe we'd take shipping so seriously?

Dude, friendship is magic

>>22860934
I love work-in-progress posts.

>>22860934
>that Spike
BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE

Requesting assistance fellow bronies!

>>>/b/30423892

>>22860819
so does he then like SPIDECACA?

>>22861001
>thread specified does not exist

>>22860931
Snips and Snails got their name because they're boys, through and through. Somewhere in town there's one dude with a puppy on his butt, and an orange and white pegasus with a fox symbol.

>>22860934
So fucking good. I love the use of volumes and perspective. I really think most cartoon art on the internet (and on TV) lacks depth and perspective.

Slow as a snail

Running with scissors

There both just stupid

>an episode with Big Mac as it's focus
I would have agreed with you until Winter Wrap Up

>>22861025
explain please

>>22861025
>an orange and white pegasus with a fox symbol.
I think not. Too furfaggy.

>>22860717
>Ugly blue guy
Nigga, that be Osmosis jones you talkin 'bout.

>>22860918
Friday there will be a new ep and all will be right with the world. In the meantime bored bronies will fill the gap with other things, including shipping. Either hold out for a few more days or take some time off from thread-sifting. I'll all end up in the archive anyway so you won't miss anything.

>>22860819
Someone spotted my new DA.

Stellar.

>>22861065

Snips, snails, and a puppy dog tail.

I always hated that saying.

>>22861065
You're kidding, right?


"What are little girls made of?
"Sugar and spice and all things nice
That's what little girls are made of!"
What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails
That's what little boys are made of !""

Google says it's a children's poem (definition used lightly) around 200 years old. See also what mixed with chemical X to make the powerpuff girls.

>>22861100
You do know what this means. Somewhere in Ponyville, there are equally as stupid ponies named Sugar and Spice

>>22860569
bronies outnumber the anti-pony fags 100:1. If anything it'll be bronies serving as janitors.

>>22861100
Everyone hated that saying. It was what our creepy grandmothers used to say to us and none of us understood it.

>>22861133

Don't forget Everything Nice, who just happens to be a hardass bitch who is never seen without a cigarette in her mouth.

>>22861090
Uh, I think it's because of the scandinavian viking war thread the other day.

>>22861131
I've never heard that before, but the one line I do remember from PPG. What are snips though?

>>22861133

They can't be stupid. They're girls. Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, unlike those unwashed, inferior "boys."

But in all seriousness, they'd probably be sickeningly sweet and polite.

>>22861177
I remember when I was a kid it showed up in a picture book, and there were actually little cut-off puppy dog tails that were still wagging.

My mom decided that was gross, whited out the puppy dog tails and the "tails" part of the rhyme, and just drew a puppy dog in instead.

>>22861177

I understood it. I just hated it, because it made me feel like I was somehow inferior for having a dick.

>>22861193
no one knows.
Mojo jojo used hair, though, so I guess thats as good an explanantion as any.

>>22861152
I've been considering applying as a Janitor. I've been a chantard for 4 years. You're only helping the case.

>>22861193
They are scissors

>>22861206

>>22861189
Oh.

Why would you remember that? Goddamn.

>>22861221
Reminds me of growing up with my mom after my parents' divorce. She talked daily about how men were shit and women were god tier. How do you think that makes a 8 year old boy feel thinking he's going to grow up to be an asshole universally hated by women? Goddamn it mom.

>>22861152

>If anything it'll be bronies serving as janitors.

Brony applicant here. And I'm telling you guys straight up: If I get in, I will be removing excess pony threads. I know it equalizes quickly, but we've got to select new generals faster. Having 3+ threads going on where people seek vindication by being the OP of the new general and keep bumping them removes other subjects from having exposure on the front page, and given the mild attention span of many 4chan-goers, well, that just won't do.

>>22861244

That GIF makes me smile every time I see it.

>>22861312
I don't think you're alone in that sentiment.

/r/ shedoesevildances.gif

>>22861282
I hadn't, til it was brought up. It was funny, didn't know about this rivalry.

>>22861197
Spice would likely be as slutty as they come.

>>22861131
Funny thing, the first time I heard that was in that David Bowie song, not even related to boys.

>>22861312

I VOTE

>>22861152

That shit would be time consuming, id rather just take pony threads for what they are now. Delete the furfag porn and obvious furfaggotry though, I can't count the amount of times threads have been derailed because of it and we don't need the drama.

Rainbow Dash's new girlfriends cutie mark will also be a pair of scissors

>>22861378
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocnVBN72tks

>>22859535

What.

Mother of fuck sweetie belle and bonbon look exactly the same.

Ugh, I don't know if I want to correct it.

>>22861386

...So they would be ponified Panty & Stocking?

>>22861312
I support your initiative, kind sir.

I would like to request that if and when you delete said excess threads, however, that you bump the existing thread so the author of the new thread knows why his thread was deleted. Sound fair?

I couldn't help myself.

>>22861410
it's Lyra and Bonbon bro

>>22861403

Rainbow Dash needs no girlfriend but Fluttershy.

>>22860656
Woh woh did anyone notice he has a recolor of twilights cutie mark?

>>22861410
He's fucking with you, it's Lyra and Bon Bon

>>22861415
fanart incoming

I can't decide if Snails's butt symbol is constantly horrified or "come at me bro."

I guess Snips is gonna be a barber in the future or something?

>>22861457

What do you think of this wallpaper?

I know it's very similar to one that already exists, but I wanted a 1920x1200 version.

>>22859535
>Scootaloo
>green hair

DERP!

>>22861448
Yeah, that was the point. He was the "background dudicorn" I mentioned.

>>22861312
>I know it equalizes quickly

It is the greatest mistake young politicians make: they pour effort and resources into problems only they perceive.

>>22861457

>inb4 Big Mac rejects her

>>22861456

Oh.

I thought that too until I saw the tags on paheal.

I'm confused.

the request of Dr Whooves and Big Mac

>>22861415
...Haven't watched it yet, but if you say so...

>>22861513
It's not Scootaloo, her mane points upwards.

And it's not Sweetie Bell because that's not Scootaloo.

>>22861513

Somebody somewhere is being retarded. Don't worry about it.

>>22861434
Lazy addition.

>>22861556

Check out an episode. You'll see what I mean.

>>22861555
Dear bronies:

How do you type with hooves?

Honestly, if someone told me 2 weeks ago that sans new eps MLP threads would still be going strong with enough discussion, drawings, and stories, I could have said they were oatmeal

Bronies should get in here, play some TF2.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpfim

Server IP: 174.143.154.39:27015
Steam Group:

Are there STILL no trixie wallpaper?

I am beyond dissapointed!

>>22861594

Hooves? Oh Strongbad, take one look at my drool covered keyboard and it will all become clear to you.

Wow! doctor whooves is now famous as Derpy

>>22861555 >also good triples
>>22861596

>>22861401
gah i dunno who to draw for, it seems to be pro porn one week and PG the next.

>>22861555

I like how Big Mac isn't sure what to do

>>22861611
Make one.

>>22861598
Posted to equestria daily blog hopefully that helps its powerularity some.

>>22861732
hey blog guy
how do we submit stuff to you? do we need to point it out in threads? do you have an email?

Is there more of that dino stuff?

Can's speak for it's quality, but I certainly want to read the rest of it.

>>22859304

>Post your favorite fanart/fanfic and give us a brief reason of why it's your favorite.

You put a hard cap on what I could post, but ok. I like this Berserk/MLP crossover art the most. Schierke and Trixie together make a great magical duo. However, I'm not sure if Trixie would be happy letting Schierke ride on her. Then again, Guts allows Schierke to ride on top of him too.

>>22861611

>Are there STILL no trixie wallpaper? I am beyond dissapointed!

I know that feel bro.

>>22861592
I intend to eventually, but somehow I barely get the time to watch ponies, even though I do NOTHING.

You know, I was wondering if some drawfag could fill this request.
I would kindly ask someone to draw a vertical 4-panel comic where gandalf the white is summoning Shadowfax before going to help Gondor, but instead of the badass King of Mearas, the one who aswers his call is Derpy Hooves.
Gandalf stares at her with an awkward expression, and the final panel is Gandalf riding Derpy, both of them breaking Orcs and Nazgul shit and Galdalf shouting "FUCK YEAH!" with an expression of pure bliss on his face.

>mfw the Nestene Consciousness comes back
>and Doctor Whooves has to fight it off
>and that's where we get MLP toys

Guys, guys.

Hey.

Hey guys.

It's Always Sunny in Fillydelphia.

We won't even have to change Sweet Dee's name.

>>22861763
4 or 5 parts still pending, i'm still re-ordering events so they make more sense.

>>22861780

NO!

but that sounds great!

>>22861794
This guy, this guy RIGHT here.

>>22861780
...Dammit this has to be done.

>>22861780

Why would Gandalf want to call Derpy when he could call Trixie instead?

>>22861859

Because Trixie has allied herself with Saruman.

Potential new general for future reference
>>22861826

>>22861794
what the heck are frank and charlie doing in the sewer?

>>22861932

More like, Saruman allied himself with her.

>>22859995
She defended her friends, not just fluttershy
she says "My friends" not "Mai waifu fluttershy"

Then she proceeds to say "I'd rather hang out with you, Pinkie"

>>22861973

I don't know, I find the idea of a now homeless Trixie setting herself up as a total subordinate of some powerful magic user, handling his/her menial tasks as pretty adorable. Talk about a reality check. Trixie dear, could you bring me my pipe...

>>22859304
This computer won't let me post images, but my favorite piece of fanart would have to be the skeletal Twilight sparkle picture. I can't help but to appreciate the detail put into it and the feeling it gives. Maybe it's the /tg/ in me but I can't help imagine her being corrupted by contact with Nightmare Moon and transforming into a kind of pony lich.

>>22861668
Wait a second...
That isn't drool.

THAT ISN'T DROOL.

>>22861985

Rainbow Dash x Pinkie Pie and Applejack x Rarity are my two most favorite fanon ships. The love of pranks and fun with Dash and Pinkie and the whole "I wish I knew how to quit you." dynamic between Applejack and Rarity are hilarious.

>>22861685
Pretty simple, spoilered 34 = Haters Gona Hate, unspoilered = not so cool.

>>22862072

of course its drool!

>>22862072

"How can you tell the difference, Rarity? Hmmm?"

>>22859304
This one.

>>22862074
Motherfucking brofist

>>22862090

>>22862135
"Well, I'm VERY generous, as you know, darling.
Just ask the boys around town.

>>22862201
it's rarity supplies them with classy outfits, right?

>>22862201

>>22859304
It's well written, I just don't like the overall premise of these. These are probably the only fics that have brought out any emotion in me.

>>22862252
Nope. She's a slut.

>>22862201

>>22862046

It would be an extra bonus if Trixie's new magical superior was hideously ugly, just to rub salt in the wound. On the other hand, a really attractive one to make her a little jealous would be just as nice.

>>22862266

requesting rule 63 on big mac

>>22862359

>>22862201

>>22861685
Perhaps you should read the rules some time? They've been unchanged for almost 7 years.

>Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), or loli/shota pornography.

The story about Twilight killing the others for the elements of harmony.. I saw there was a sequel to this the other day, where they had come back to life somehow? I didn't get chance to save/read, Would someone care to post it if they have it? I think there where two parts so far?

te request of Twilight and Rarity

>>22862278
Anyone with the whole lot of "Severance" stories, please post'em, only ever read that one, love the idea of them.

inb4 everypony dissects his post

>>22862469
Nice, reaaly nice

>>22862469
That was me! thanks!

Speak of stories while I past the computer, I'm currently collecting them, if writefags want to submit them in.

>>22862407
>Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry")
Uh, bad new for you...

>>22862484
I only got the first 3

>>22862545
last 1 i have

>>22862407
Well aware, i'm talking about which group to cater for.

/r/ing that rainbowdash wallpaper ware shes sleeping on her cloud bed thing

>>22862605

>>22862469
and then Rarity got her wings

>>22862469
Wasn't there already a picture of Twilight and Rarity making out while Spike stared in shock?

I would request it, but you know... the whole image limit thing.

>>22861826
>>22861826
>>22861826
>>22861826
>>22861826

Everypony to here.

Haha, kind of off topic, but it's funny how all you guys are talking about how you hate the Suger and Spice poem (often featured in nursery rhyme and mother goose books, i'm always surprised when people don't know what it is) because it make you feel like boys were inferior.
You now understand the feeling of being a girl and reading 4chan

>>22862711
yes i know but in the past general was requested another pic of Twilight an Rarity kissing and i add spike only for fun

>>22862810

Kitchen, sandwich, bitch, etc.

>>22862626
thank you

>>22862810
>made
whoops

>>22862926

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

>>22862993

That's how you get the thread to archive, if you post it, wait a minute and delete it, thread is archived, then you go post it into the active one.

I've had a theory I've wanted to share for the past few days now. Spending some time on Youtube and Wikipedia, I realized the new My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic cartoon is a rip-off of or homage to Mass Effect.

-The protagonist reads a myth about so thousand-year-old menace set to return soon and believes this is a real threat of the highest priority. However, it seems no one will believe her, so she will have to defeat it herself. (But not entirely by herself, see below.)

-Some of the ponies, including the lead, have biotics. (I think it's just the unicorn ponies, so only some of the ponies are born with the power.)

-The vast majority of the ponies (honestly, all of the ones really worth mentioning) are female. I think the pony race depicted is essentially on the cusp of evolving into the pony equivalent of the asari.

-There are one or two instances of the Pony Reaper ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. There is also arguably an attempt at Pony Indoctrination, but the period of time is too short for it to actually work, so it's not really clear.

-The protagonist must assemble of squad of friend ponies and employ social links to gain their loyalty and unlock their special powers, which prove key to defeating the Pony Reaper (not to mention keeping them alive in the process).