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01/23/11(Sun)12:02 No.22853628So Rainbow Dash,
sets out to find a new home.
It's gonna be tough,
for a pegasus on her own.
Here's a little house,
Aw, Dash's stickin' her hoof in.
But that's a bad idea dude,
Cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Dash!
And now she's chillin' on the side of a hill,
And thinkin' livin' in a cloud would be totally thrillin'!
Unless they find something inside,
Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud-bride.
A beehive, oh no!
Don't put your hoof in there, dyke!
Y'all tried that before,
And you know it didn't turn out right!
Big shell, go inside
look around, it seems alright.
Zebra jumps out,
Striped like a tiger!
Throwing down potions for food and fiiiiiiiire!
You know you should have stayed,
And fought that sexy griffon lady.
But Fluttershy was feeling terrified,
She was super scared of her beaky bite.
Which is understandable,
Cause griffons are really powerful.
They're unreasonable,
And burnt out on dealing with ponys..
Celestia, why you so meeeean?
>>I'm not mean, I'm 1,000 years old,
>>And I just lost track of my moral code.
Celestia, can't you see this pony's in pain?
>>No I can't.
>>I'm invested in this very cute video game.
So there goes our Dash,
Flyin' over the icy ground.
Headin' towards her destiny,
I'm sure she'll figure something out. |
