Made a drawfag request earlier with that title, forgot to change before making thread.

Anyway, this will be the new general once the old one is completely dead so we can recycle the general image.

Would you happen to have that image in 1920x1080?

>>22846489
No, but if anypony else has it I would like it for a wallpaper as well. :)

spent all of last night writing about kissing the ponies. and i barely managed to stay awake today.

image limit - 1

fags

>>22846489

>>22846530
speed at which a new thread is made + 1
thanks

Ugh, keeps putting that title up. Sorry.

I will make my request again though, please reply if interested, I'll leave it be after this either way:

"My 15 y/o sis is gonna get a tablet, she will become drawfag, I will act as go between.

Before that, I would like a standard posed male pony modeled after a friend of mine.

His favorite colors are green and dark red, so he should be green bodied with a dark red mane/tail, a music note cutie mark, a red electric guitar hanging around his neck by the strap, and a smug smile on his face, but not quite trollfacing.

Anyway, just standard side view, colored please. Hoping somebody will be willing, but not expecting much. :I "

it is pony time

is it ok if we carry on the shipping discussion

>>22846515
If it makes it better you made me smile.
The sadfics in that thread almost killed me but you saved me.

>>22846417

I've got Pinkie Shy fluff-fic I'm scribbling out as we speak. Hopefully I should be finished in the next couple of days, partly cause of its size, but mainly due to having to fly 3/4 of the way around the world. My connection will be spotty at best.

I was going to learn Blander and maybe make some ponies in 3D (the only other 3D pony I saw looked like ass) but I'm a lazy fuck.
Would there even be any interest in the models? I'm thinking low poly like something you'd see in a DS/PSP game.

>>22846530
yay you can count, have a cookie

>>22846573
use this

>>22846581

RariJack all day, erry day. hatesex.

>>22846530
Not green hair!

Alright, I can't draw for crap, and I'm not good a writing, but I will attempt to writefag for someone.
So, give me something you don't want done very well to writefag.

>Wolf nanaki
>OMG your ocdns fucking spa pony is unacceptable
>0r0ch1
>Omg are you open to requests I want sexy trixie

>>22846573
Big Mac raping Rainbow Dash, who's somewhere between "DO NOT WANT" and "OMG IT FEELS GOOD", and you can see that by her expression. Thanks!

>>22846515

It was actually pretty good, but the thread devolved into a bawwwfest.

>>22846530

You're joking, right? You ARE the joker after all.

>>22846618

>now i want to right that scenario

>>22846613
Twilight Sparkle enduring point-blank farts from Princess Celestia. It's some kind of endurance test/spiritual cleansing. Twilight's really not into it, but she's toughing it out because, well, you don't say no to the Princess.

I think next time I see someone asking for requests I will go for a Flutter/Rarity one.
It is my favorite ship but nobody does art of it.

do you fags seriously fap to the ponies

i mean look at this bitch right here

its a real woman

and she knows her place is the kitchen too.

>>22846613
Rarity drags Rainbow Dash to the mall and then they fuck in a changing room
it will be so bad, please make it horrible

>>22846644

That is terrifying.....but the first response. I'll see what I can do.

>>22846643
GO FOR IT!

>>22846665
sure is /b/...
I fap to whatever gives me the biggest boner.
That said, I have never had a boner while browsing a pony thread.

here's something someone wanted last thread

I'll be back for more drawing later

I don't know what to do with myself anymore. I'm 23 years old and I still don't have a cutie mark. I mean, what the fuck, what's a pony have to do?

>>22846643
>right
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22846681
Cool, thanks.

>>22846581
as long as it stays AppleDash
yes
yes it is

also please post more AppleDash pics because I have surprisingly little and that saddens me

>>22846617

Nobody likes OCDNS characters, this is nothing new.

>>22846707
How'd Rarity lose that front leg?

>>22846680
>This is Ponyville. We do what we like.
>Not the same album but the first thing I thought of.

>>22846726

This is acceptable.

>>22846712
Your cutie mark is just invisible, its okay, mine is too.

...

foreverblank.jpg

>>22846753

not Rarity, and it's curled up in front of her.

>>22846712
Sucks for you dude. I've wanted to be an archaeologist my whole life. Got my muthafuckin cutie mark when I was still a little foal.

Pic related.

LETS GET A PARTY GOING

>>22846596

I'll work on it tomorrow I guess. Thanks for the temp. ! :)

>>22846707
Boo, I was hoping you would do the Carrot top one.
This is awesome too

>>22846754
>>22846680
You two are sullying great music.

>>22846712

i got my stud stamp when i was fucking nine.

>>22846732
most of the ones I have are in the last thread...
>>22846070
>>22846028
>>22845807

I'm tired.

I'm so tired.

But... but.... ponies....
I don't have dreams so no, before you suggest.

>>22846712
I'd post a picture of silver spoon and whatsherface tiara laughing, but sadly they have no fanart

>>22846712
you could finish my commission

>>22846799
>stud stamp

Lol'd

If I remove the general image, will the thread automatically 404?

>>22846800
I SPOKE TOO SOON!
I overlooked this one. Shame, really, it's a great pic.

>>22846847
let's find out

The average life expectancy of a horse is 20-30 years

no seriously

do you fags fap to the ponies

i mean look at this bitch right here

its a real woman

and she knows her place is the kitchen too.

>>22846883
/r/ing a Peggy Pony.

>>22846865
Celestia is 1000 years old.
We're talking about magical fucking ponies here.
I mean, look at this bitch. She's fucking rainbow colored. AND she has fucking wings.

>>22846883
sarapalingoestotexas.avi

>>22846883
I answered your question here: >>22846704
>I fap to whatever gives me the biggest boner.
>That said, I have never had a boner while browsing a pony thread.

>>22846898
what have you done

>>22846883
>>22846898
/r/ing that you didn't

>>22846883

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/apocalypse-pony.html

>>22846923
Sorry about that

>>22846883

>Is a real woman.

Actually, no, she isn't.

>>22846883
> and she knows
No she doesn't. Do you even watch King of the Hill? Peggy doesn't take crap from anybody.
You don't watch cartoons at all, do you.

Can anyone post the image of the Pinkie Pie Valentines Day chocolate?

Anti ponies update.

Orange Juice grew up on the farm, with her brother and sister and her Granny.

When her Granny died, she thought she'd be running the farm with her big brother, but one day he just up and left with some city girl, saying he was 'doing her a favour'.

OJ was left to bring up her younger sister alone, tending the oranges... unable to handle the huge orchard, and raise a child. She deals with this by drinking and brewing various kinds of orange based alcoholic drinks.

Because she cares about her little sister she never gives in entirely and drinks herself to sleep. Instead she cries herself to sleep at night, trying to put on a brave face and pretend she doesn't care. As a result she's become a very good liar, hence her element being dishonesty.

>>22846798
Chill, bro. Have some Albini-produced musics. Make ya feel better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFOpifdJXcs

Ponies can't ruin your other interests unless you let them.

>>22846777

Is that you tex? you're getting better with the creepy ponies.

>>22847020
That's an album cover, not a creepy pony

>>22846982
>that pic
in b4 Floodershy story/montage

>>22846982
>single butterfly cutie mark

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>>22847008
Poor Orange Juice. She needs some friendship.
Or someone to help her with those damn oranges.

>>22846617
>0r0ch1

>>22846982
On the other hand, Peggy usually tends to be on the wrong end of that week's heavy-handed lesson, so you could argue the show was decidedly against her moderate feminist leanings (and by moderate, I mean barely at all).

Fuck, any KotH episode that wasn't about Dale, Bill, Khan, or Cotton usually sucked. Maybe Bobby would get a decent one once in a while, but Hank and Peggy's stories were usually the shittiest.

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>>22846987
sure

>>22847117
Go fuck yourself, Ruby Gloom sucks

>>22847117
and now i am creeped out more then i should be

>>22847100
How we managed to pick that faggot up I'll never know.

MS is 100X the artist he'll ever be anyway.

>>22847148

>>22847117
You may not have meant it, but this is the answer to an equation I've been trying to work out. So, thanks.

G'night, getting actual sleep tonight.

Oh, and I will try the template, but if an artist is willing to do the request ( >>22846573 ), I would be forever grateful. Leaving email.

Night, bronies. :)

>>22847187
You left out a zero

REQUEST

Could someone take the shrugging pinkie image and duplicate it, copy it onto the same image over Pinkie's hoof, and repeat? Kind of like a fractal?

I would but im on my ipod right now.

>>22847148
HEY NOW

while it's no MLP for sure, Ruby Gloom is still fucking adorable.
Don't be hatin' son.

>>22847241
Ive never seen it actually, i just said that for no real reason

>>22847086

Thanks for the comment.

Yeah, she could use some help, but OJ just doesn't trust people and kind of gets defensive because she's got it in her head that she has to protect herself and her sister and their farm, from everything.

I'm thinking of drawing her sister in a bit and calling her Orangepip or Orangeseed or something...

ideas welcomed

Ok guys, I want to ask something, if you could meet one of the ponies in Equestria or whatever and you were still a human, would you kiss your favorite pony or what, and girl fans, what do you think of this

>>22847274
I think we're maybe getting into some weird territory now.

>>22847274
>still a human

>>22847274
...

No.

>>22847274
Dude, they're ponies

>>22847008

How many of them have you made descriptions for? I'm interested.

Insomnia's a terrible thing.

>>22847148

hey I like MLP to but not that much, you treat me like sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>22847315
your point?

>>22847311

No.

Perhaps pet but not kiss.

That perhaps may only happen were we cartoon ponies as well.

>>22847269
>>22847008
...I keep thinking Nami from One Piece.

>>22847274

>>22847274
Horses have disgusting mouths bro. Horse breath is gross.

>>22847322
I've been awake for two days now.

>>22847342
horses don't talk

>>22847187
He likes to show up randomly and insert shit he thinks people want, when it's really just his furryfans with cravings. you know, a douchebag. With how many requests go around in a pony thread, it was a merely time that was the matter.

However, more ponies.

>>22847108
I don't know, I tended to like the episodes that centered around Hank when they didn't involve Hank fighting some twigboy to show how right he was. Which was maybe about half the Hank centered episodes.

Peggy wasn't really punished because she was independent, though, but because she was completely full of herself and wouldn't concede to the idea that she could ever be wrong. She also tended to charge forward, never looking to the sides or back. When she actually stopped to take in a whole situation, as opposed to just what she wanted to do with it, she usually came out pretty well.

I will concede that it was the side cast that really made that show, however. Dale and Bill were easily my favorite characters.

I tell you what, I need a Dalepony picture, goshdangit.

>>22847342
I guess that's why you never look a gift horse in the mouth!

go to bed...can't sleep...just lay there between conscious states..get up watch ponies...study rarity to make sure I can keep her in character...

Why is it that whenever I watch the episodes they continue to be as entertaining as when I watched them the first time? Damn...this show is too good...

>>22847353
I've only been awake for 24 hours

The creepy thread on /v/ isn't helping

I'm so tired...

>>22847342
If there are pony braces, then there are pony dentists, which means there is pony dental care, which means there is pony toothpaste.

Deal.

>>22847368
CARLOS!

Come on guys, what happened to ponies being your waifus, now you're saying you wouldn't even kiss them if you had a chance

So I've been here since the beginning and I like poni, I even like the new toys. But shit you guys, what's with the circajerking and roleplay and why does it only seem to be getting worse? I guess this is just the way of things.

>>22847358
THAT IMAGE
BWAHAHAHA

So here's an idea. I remember way back when, they tried to get more girls interested in Power Rangers by making dolls, not action figures but actual dolls, of the pink and yellow rangers. What if they did the opposite with MLP, and made action figures of Big Mac and some of the other male ponies? Like with articulation and maybe some push button action features?

Longest time awake:

4 days.

Not military related, I had two jobs.

Horry shiet, besides the eyes burning it was the most amazing fucking high ever.

>>22847274
I do not give a single shit about this stupid question or the replies to it

>>22847397
Dude. You're human. They're horses. There's a word for that and it's illegal in most states.

>>22847274
NO.png
i would pat and hug them and go on possible friendship adventures
but anything romantic?
fuck no, dude, i'd see them more like younger sisters

>>22847414
Welcome to /co/ -Tripfag Circlejerks and RP

You have them to blame

Sometimes you have to do things yourself.

Not the greatest recolor but it's my first and I tried to do as much as the fill bucket and a quick go over would let me. Also colored a few things the last guy missed, such as spots on the hair and dash's finger.

I redid celestia... because I felt like it.

>>22847424
yet you gave enough of a shit to say you don't give a shit about it

>>22846987
CHOOOCOLAAAAAAAAATES!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22847417
"Big Mac! Use your missile launcher to harvest those apples!"
(toy launches a spring-fired missile at some cardboard trees, a hand reaches from offscreen and knocks them over)
"We did it!"

>>22847437
Any creature existing in RL with full sentience and capabilities of anything like in teh cartoon wouldn't be considered subhuman by any standards, so bestiality laws wouldn't even apply.

>>22847423
My longest time awake: 7 days

I didn't know what the fuck was going on. It didn't help that all I was eating for like the last two days was coca cola and cookies. I hallucinated a tiny bit, ran into my fridge, and slept on the kitchen floor for a while.

>>22847439
Ive been checking the archive, and I am of the firm belief that these threads are getting subtly worse and worse. They are generally at their worst when new episodes air.

>>22847441
well would you look at that. Didn't notice the finger bit in the other colored one

>>22847463
The Pinkie in the middle and the Dash on the box are eying each other's ass.

>>22847482
It disturbs me that you have clearly thought about how to justify bestiality to yourself.

>>22847463
Oh fuck, I want those!

>>22846417
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocnVBN72tks

It's sort of an MLP AMV. I used the "Evil Enchantress" song as sung by Flutterguy, and had it be with Dr. Facilier singing.

http://www.youtube(dot) com/watch?v=6gYBXRwsDjY

>>22847513
I think someone is in denial

>>22847441
Thats Scootaloo, not Rainbow Dash

>>22847463
the lighting makes it seem like some sort of unholy shrine to pinkie

>>22847469
I can totally picture this, it's awesome as hell.

>>22847513
Agreed.
>>22847482
I'm sayin' this as a fellow brony, as politely as I can, on account of a good mood.

...you need help. Like, get this shit fixed. You've got a better life to lead than to think about how to get around bestiality laws, regardless of if the horse could talk back or not.

>>22847527
Being creeped out by someone who wants to fuck a pony is being in denial?
Just like how being creeped out by serial killers makes me a psychopath, huh?

>fuck a talking horse

that's pretty much saying you'd fuck Mr. Ed...

>>22846596
This template in in desperate need of a glasses piece.

I could make it myself, but it would take a while to make it match the other pieces. It would be quicker if whoever made it to add them.

By the way, I'm working on something interesting...

>marathon about half of MLP
>take a break to read pornfic for another series
>picture characters as ponies

God damn it, that was not what I wanted to imagine.

>>22847463
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE CHOCOLATES THEY ARE AWESOME

>>22847567
Hahaha, I'm actually high, so I decided to ask, but I think it's pretty funny, I hope you personally don't enjoy reading the sexy ponyfics if you find the thought of kissing one so disturbing, the cognitive dissonance is gonna eventually break your brain.

>>22847441
thaaaaaaaanku

>>22847593
according to the blog, they can be found a walgreens

>>22847319

All, apart from Bluster who I'm figuring out at the moment.

Some were harder than others... It's been based off a sort of 'what if' thing... like what if Rarity had somebody steal her designs, etc etc...

Ultimately I'm either going to write some fics about them, or do some proper art... or both. I'd go and do some short comic scenes or something but I'm lazy. Maybe eventually.

>>22847593
Walgreenz

>>22847632
Aw man, Walgreens is so shitty though. You don't think they'd have 'em at, say, CVS or Target, would they?

Pony Lanterns, that's all.

>>22847554
So you're saying sentient alien ponies with a working society and hierarchy would still be subject to bestiality laws rather than being used for experimentation to eventually purge the pony threat that endangers the essential foundations that humanity works off of?

>>22847653
wouldn't hurt to scope it out

>>22847621

Could you repost what you said about them, or link to an achieved thread or something? Or should I just go hunting through the achieve myself?

>>22847657
word

>>22847664
Good thinking. I'm overdue a payment of about $230, once I've got a bit more money to my name I could check it out.
Wow, it's come to this... I'm finally considering buying MLP merchandise. I've become something vastly different in these last 3 months...

Started this today. If I go on with it, it will be focusing primarily on AJ's relationship with her family. Continue? y/n

>>22847657
>"Fluttershy of Equestria, you have the power to ovvercome great fear!" Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps!"

So if you were another pony, would you kiss one of the ponies?

>>22847658

not the guy who you replied to, but I'm gonna have to say that working society or not, interspecies erotica is still interspecies erotica. Which is still, in view of the common public, wrong.

>>22847704

where the hell is that gif of Neil Patrick Harris shooting himself in the head when i need it?

>>22847704
Didn't they do this joke in Jay and Silent Bob?

>>22847414
>>22847439
>>22847499

I think the moment I noticed these threads start to make their descent into faggotry was when Derpy went from being a cute character who was always knee-deep in fuckery to being a lolsorandumXD Gir rip-off, thanks again to the guy who came up with the Cloydes thing, you're a superstar.

>>22847540
>Pinkie Pie, Pagan Goddess of Partying

>>22847705
Reading fapfics of interspecies erotica would probably still be considered wrong too, the only reason why interspecies erotica is considered wrong is cause we've not encountered another species on the same level of sentience, Capt Kirk LOVES interspecies sex, I don't see society flipping their shit over Star Trek tho

Bluster grew up loving animals and being kind to them.

Few ponies will tell you about what happened to her, and they don't like to talk about it.

At some point when she was a foal, she and her mother went missing for half a day. They searched everywhere, trying to figure out where they went.

By pure dumb luck someone found them near the forest edge, on the way back to town from a nearby village they were attacked by a manticore that came much further out of the forest than anyone thought possible.

Her mother was dead, and she was lying under her, hurt but safe.

Bluster never recovered, paranoid and fearful, quick to draw a knife. She became her town's leatherworker and trapper... taking pleasure in causing pain... some would guess she blamed all animals, some just suggested she did it to deal with what she saw... recreating events.

To this day she sits, bloodied with animal's vital fluids, brushing her hair and humming the song her mother used to sing.

>>22847735

>mfw you're right and I totally responded to the post like a dumbass

>>22847686
I know this show doesn't flat out try to sell you their crap like in the previous gens, but I want to see this damn kids show do well in the hopes that other programming in the same vein may follow its example.

That, or there's some crazy subliminal shit in FiM that we're unaware of

>>22847687
It's way to early to tell you if it's any good or not. You've barely set up a premise or anything.

Your writing doesn't appear to suck, so... keep... going?

>>22847687
>Rainbow Dash is busy clearing the
>busy clearing the
>clearing the
>the

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

Naw but seriously, continue

>>22847617
Was that full pic colored?

>>22847687
Please, continue.

You see this thread?

This is why people hate pony threads.

>>22847727
Here it is, sorry for the delay.

>>22847785

I guess you didn't see the last thread huh?

>>22847674

I'm working on a word document of them actually, kind of debating whether I could post a PDF of it or something...

If anyone wants to link me to a place I can put them for the time being, let me know.

And for the record, I'm thinking that they meet primarily seeking power for personal reasons, converging on the Elements of Enmity (after which Abundance steals them and yeah... things get crazier).

>>22847762
This.
Fucking THIS.
With any luck, Faust's vision of girls' cartoons not being unfuckingbearable for older viewers to watch will come true thanks to her currently well-crafted show.

>>22847741
but kirk has his way with green women, not anything remotely resembling a beast of burden

Screenshot taken earlier while trading shit in Hat Fortress 2.

>>22847811
Google Docs is pretty awesome for most text storage related needs.

>>22847777
>>22847774
>>22847771
Yeah, I know it's a little early to tell about the plot or anything, but I just wanted to make sure my writing wasn't absolute shit. But good to know it's not; I'll continue!

Another few vague details about the story; there might be some shipping later on, and the whole idea is based off of a... well, telling you what it's based off of will ruin the surprise.

But enough attentionwhoring; BACK TO WRITING!

>>22847741

...ya know what...I'm just gonna drop the conversation right here...everyone has their own tastes...you wanna fuck a sentient alien horse, go right ahead. You wanna fuck a green skinned red-head with three eyes and a reptillian tail, go right ahead. I'm not gonna impose upn your views just because i think they might be a little different. That's just ignorant. So by all means, fuck what you will and be happy...just don't hurt yourself...or anybody else for that matter...

>>22847831
I'm sure Flutteryshy would be very hurt by you calling her a beast

>>22847831
...I'm guessing her relationship with Jolly Green Giant wasn't as spectacular as she had hoped.

>>22847687
is it me or did you switch it from being 3rd person to applejack's first person

>>22847797

damn it this whole fucking fandom is awesome as fuck. Bronies fucking deliver. Good god you guys are too good. Damn.

>>22847741

Fists of Buttfury

>>22847840

I have that spray but i never go blu team, always red.

So on the subject of not fucking ponies, I managed to grab some toys from McDiabetes today. These were the only four they had, but I'm going to be headed back wednesday for more. That's when my Mcdonalds get a shipment of new ones.

>>22847811

Oh no, another thing involving theft of elements!

>>22847689

>"Princess Luna of Equestria, you can instill great Fear." "No! Please, I don't want to be again-" *WAMP* "...Welcome to the Sinestro Corps."

>"Trixie of Equestria.You want All." "YES!" *WAMP* "The Great and Powerful Trixie now can have all she want! This is all mine! Mine!! MINE!!!

>"Gilda of Equestria. You have great Rage in you heart." "The fuck is this red thing? Go awa-" *WAMP* "RRRRRAAAARRRRGHHH! *splurch* "...You now belong to the Red Lanterns." "RRRAAAAARRRRRGHHHH! RRRRRAAAAINBOW DAAAAAASH!!!!!!"

Howdy, bronies. I'm the guy responsible for the Pinkie Pie sadpasta written last night that's depressing everyone. Because I seem to have such a talent for causing sorrow, I decided to write one for everypony. The first is Rainbow Dash, and the scenario was one originally suggested by Pacce.

For those of you wondering why.jpg: I just wondered idly what it would take to break each character emotionally.

Without further ado, part 1 of the Sad Dash story (ideas on name? Probably better once I actually finish posting it.)

>>22847738
Personally, I blame the people who ran with the Cloydes thing more than the person who initially came up with it.

Including myself. That's right, I'm the Derpy RPfag. Shit was kinda fun on Thursday, but I shouldn't have tried it again last night while drunk after a bad week. On the plus side, maybe the stupidity of it will convince more people to like competent Derpy

>>22847741

Asari lesbian sex.

>>22847811
You might wanna change your mind about that one, its been done already.

>>22847762
subliminal feminism.

there are no rulers besides females. There are no magic males besides pegasus, whom are relegated to guard duty or racing, and most are seen doing nothing but physical labor. There are at least two female ponies to every male pony. The only males actually talked to are the stereotypes typically perceived by feminists; the faggoty dragon (gay guy), spike (little brother- not wanted but accepted), big meaniepants dragon (the bully/asshole that can be swayed with FEMALE LOGICS), and big mac (the guy that's not worth bothering with because he works so well).

I noticed it a long time ago, but still love the show to itty bitty teenie weeny pieces.

>>22847916

What was the pinkie one? I missed it.

>>22847916

Got a good idea for a soundtrack while i read this?

>>22847856
It's just you; it's all 3rd person omniscient. Not once does the word "I" or "Ah" pop up out of quotations.

>>22847898
Sad for Luna ;_;

>>22847916
Broken Wings

I won't be reading it. I respect your need for writefaggotry, but seriously. Fuck you.

Anyone have any archived threads they particularly enjoy? These are some I remember being notable
http://arch.413chan.net/co21871788.html (devolved into crazyfanfiction)
http://arch.413chan.net/co22382319.html (THE TABS THE TABS!!!)
http://arch.413chan.net/co21623781.html (Livestream of New ep got blocked and everyone was pissed)

Part 2

>>22847918
I hope so, you seem like a cool enough dude after a little introspection

>>22847918

You're right, everyone who encourages that bullshit is just as amazing.

>>22846644

If you're still here, this here it is. I haven't proof read it or anything, just typed and posted:

“’Twilight Sparkle, my dearest student: I am very pleased with the progress you have made so far in studing the magic of friendship. However, I have a new task for you. Please leave Spike in the care of one of your pony friends and come see me in Canterlot. I will have the royal chariot pick you up at sundown. Your caring teacher, Princess Celestia.”
“You’re sure that’s what it said?” Twilight Sparkle asked her charge.
“Of course, Twilight. I never misread a royal letter. Princess Celestia wants to see you, and soon.” Spike replied. “Maybe she’s mad you didn’t trust Pinkie Pie about the parasprites?”
“No, that can’t be it.” Twilight said, “She never found out about that.”
“You really think you can hide things from the very pony that raises the sun each morning? If Celestia wants to find out, I think she’ll find things out.”
“So, you really think she’s mad at me?” The unicorn asked apprehensively. She had always been Celestia’s favorite student. She hadn’t been summoned to Canterlot since being told to study in Ponyville. “No, that’s just silly.” She finally decided. “Celestia just has a new task for me, something that only I can do. Who knows? Maybe another pony in Canterlot needs to see my research on friendship? Maybe Celestia wants me to give a lecture at Canterlot University? Just think of the new ponies I could inspire toward making friends?”
“Doubtful, but hey whatever gets you through it. Now, about the pony I’m supposed to be staying with…”
“Don’t go getting any ideas, Spike. I’m sure Fluttershy will be more than happy have a ‘Cutsey-wootsie baby dragon’ to dote on.”
“Aww. I wanted to stay with Rarity…”

>>22847925

Somebody want to elaborate? I guess I'm not catching much of the fiction going around.

Mostly was putting it in on a whole Larfleeze vibe.

Abundancy stealing the elements of Enmity isn't the main plot, just part of her character. Besides being a crime boss and hoarding rare things, and hiring zebra stallion thugs, she likes to steal things.

Anywho, let me know if you want me to post this somewhere, with suggestion of where preferably. It's mostly just text wall and the sketches at the moment.

Also should I be putting a name with my posts or something so they're easier to find?

Pt. 3

>>22847946
i just read the part saying 'I thought to myself' in the fourth paragraph after prelude.

i just wanted to point that out there, not saying its bad just wanting to help

Then, there's of course, Snips and Snails, and low-self esteem Caramel.
Who'd expect anything else from a feminists' show? Come on, ponyfags.
Lauren Faust hates men with personality, opinions, prominence, or backbones. :|

>>22847997

As the sun was beginning to set, Twilight Sparkle was just finishing dropping Spike off at Fluttershy’s house. “Oh yes, Twilight, I’ll take good care of him.” Fluttershy said reassuringly. “I’ll make sure he gets to bed on time, and eats his vegetables and gets along with everyone else.”
“Thank you so much, Fluttershy.” Twilight replied, “I’m not sure when I’ll be back, but it shouldn’t be too long. Make sure Spike stays out of trouble.”
While walking slowly back to the library, Twilight Sparkle looked up into the rays of the setting sun. “I wonder,” she contemplated, “does Celestia still raise the sun and moon? Or is she letting Luna take care of the moon again? I hope so. It was probably pretty tough, nothing to do during thousand years of imprisonment. It would be nice to let Luna have something to occupy her time with now.”
Deep in thought, Twilight practically ran right into the chariot. “You okay, miss?” one of the guard ponies asked. “Yes, I’m fine.” Twilight said, “I’m ready when you are.”
Alright, he replied, and off they flew toward Canterlot. The journey was not a long one, just a long ways up. The guard ponies chosen to fly the chariot are chosen for their strength and speed, however, so the entire trip took only a few minutes. “I be Rainbow Dash could go even faster.” Twilight thought while en route. “I do hope Clesetia isn’t mad at me for something. What could she need me for?”

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>>22848025

Arriving at the palace, Twilight stepped through the giant wooden doors opening into Celestia’s impressive throne room. Across the cavernous hall, Twilight noticed a large, golden throne, adorned with beautiful engravings. The markings told the tales of pony legend, most of which were witnessed by Celestia herself. Daring ponies from history were gilded into the sides and back of the throne, and all sorts of intricacies allowed anypony to see that this was truly a throne befitting of Equestria’s ruler. To the right of this throne sat a smaller, less lavishly adorned throne. It appeared to be more of a chair, really, and on it sad a small, dark blue pony. Twilight recognized her as she came galloping across the hall to meet her.
“Twilight! I’m so glad you came!” The pony cried. Eventually reaching Twilight, the other pony stopped and held out a hoof in greeting, “Big sister is just finishing up raising the moon, but I’m sure she’ll be back any minute. Tell me, is everything going well in Ponyville? Do you want to play with me for a while before Celestia returns?”
Twilight’s heart dropped a little at the overly happy greeting. This was the once proud Nightmare Moon, dedicated to overthrowing Celestia and ruling Equestria. Now, after having been defeated by Twilight and her friends after displaying the Elements of Harmony, she was once again just Luna, little sister to Celestia. It seemed to Twilight that Celestia kept her in the throne room, less as a place of honor and more like a prison. Granted, a lavish, comfortable prison, but one without freedom or friends nonetheless. “Things are going fine in Ponyville. Nothing really to report. Um….I’m just going to wait for Celestia over here, okay?”

>>22847999
He's probably referring to the Severing of Elements darkfic, which revolved around Twilight killing off the other ponies to steal their elements.
Not really like what yours sounds like, to be honest.

>>22847971
This is going to end in rape and tears, isn't it?

>>22848008
You silly silly filly; that's Pinkie talking about her conversation earlier in the day! " = what the character is saying. ' = thoughts when italicized, when a character is quoting while speaking when not.

GodDAMNIT 4CHAN.


Pinkie-Shy brony here, ready to post my first foray into fanficfagdom. Here I go!
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"'I'm sooooorry, I'm sooooorry~'" came the mocking, sing-songy voice of Gilda. "Why don't you just WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOIN'!?"

Fluttershy swallowed and took a trembling step backward, her head rearing away from the huge gryphon. Her ankles shook as she tried to stop herself, to defend the little ducks that were nearly trampled under her claws. "B-bu-but I... I-I--" She bit her lip to try and steel her nerve. 'I have to get the baby ducks to water' she thought to herself. 'This was their first day out of the nest, it's important!'

Her fragile nerve trembled as the gryphon's eyes narrowed, her sharp beak opened wide, and then sucked in a deep breath. A second later, Fluttershy's mane was blasted backward by a spittle-flecked bellow that broke whatever nerve she'd kept. Gulping back tears, she spun on her hooves and sprinted away from Gilda, the ducks forgotten.

>>22848032

This'll all end in tears, i just know it.

>>22848032

Damn.

I misspelled "Appearance" (typed in wordpad, copied to Word), forgot to correct. Oh well.

5

yes, I had to add that Fluttershy moment, figured you guys would need some dawww by now

>>22848043

Twilight headed off to wait near the thrones. She felt it would be far too strange to be playful or too friendly with the pony who had once been her greatest enemy. Luckily, she didn’t have to wait awkwardly with Luna for too long, as Celestia came soaring back into the throne room practically the moment Twilight turned around.
“Twilight, my faithful student, how good of you to come!” Celestia said, still mid-flight. “We have much to talk about, please join me in my study room.”
“I’m glad you’re home, sister!” Luna called out with just a touch too much happiness as Celestia and Twilight Sparkle headed off into the adjoining room. Leaving through a door behind and off to the side of the throne, the two ponies found themselves in a much smaller room. A fire was burning in the fireplace, and a butler-pony was tending to it. As the flames began to rise higher and crackle with a delightful burst, Celestia said, “Thank you, but that will be enough. Now please, leave us and make sure no pony disturbs me.”
The butler-pony bowed his head slightly and left. “Now Twilight, I think it’s time I let you know why I summoned you here.”
“Yes, I’d like that.” Twilight responded.
“As you know may have guessed, I still cannot trust Luna completely. She seemed happy on the outside, but I can tell that on the inside, she still burns with a desire to wear my crown, and rule over Equestria herself. Oh, I keep guards on her, out of sight and rarely in the same room, but I think she is starting to get suspicious. Also, she keeps asking to go out and play with her “friends”. I can only assume these ‘friends’ are the four stars that helped aid in her escape while she was Nightmare Moon.

>>22848061
ah i see now, never mind point retracted

>>22848058
Yyyyyyyup.

>>22848075

Twilight, I need you to see out these stars and make sure they cannot reach Luna again. Their influence may turn her back into Nightmare Moon, and endanger all of Equestria. As my most loyal student, I know you can bear the journey, and once again help to keep Equestria safe.”
“Princess, I…” Twilight hesitated. She hadn’t expected anything like this. “Weren’t the stars actual stars in the sky? How can I find them and stop them?”
“When Nightmare Moon escaped, the four stars fell to Equestria with her, and became four different types of ponies. You will find one unicorn pony, one Pegasus pony, one earth pony, and, if my scholars are to be believed, one pony that will be both a unicorn and Pegasus, like myself and Luna.”
“How will I find them and stop them? What if I can’t reason with them?” Twilight Sparkle was getting more and more agitated. This seemed like an impossible task. Find four random ponies in Equestria? And then what? How was she supposed to “stop” them from influencing Luna? Befriend them? Imprison them? She didn’t know.
“If they cannot be reasoned with,” Celestia continued, “You will have to use force. You will be able to find them by this: they all have star-based cutie marks, like yours. However, my student, there is one more thing I must tell you before you begin this dangerous quest.”
“What’s that, Princess?”
“You cannot defeat them in battle in your current state. I will need to turn you into a Pegasus pony as well to give you a chance.”

>>22848096

“But how can you do that?” Twilight asked.
“Well….” Celestia slowly trotted up to Twilight Sparkle and turned around, practically putting her tail right in Twilight’s face.
“Princess? What are you….” *Pooooot*
Twilight couldn’t believe it. Had Princess Celestia, a pony who had lived over a millennia, really just farted into her face?
*Paaarrrupt*
She did it again! Twilight was taken completely aback. What in Equestria was going on here?
*PFrrrrrooooopt*
Clouds began to arise behind Celestia’s tail, giving off multiple colors. Greens, blues, reds and yellows.
*Fffffffrrrrrpppppppppp*
The smell was really starting to get to Twilight, her head was getting dizzy, he nose was burning. “Princess, how much longer….”
*PPPRRRrrrrrrr-“Last”-rrrrrpppptttt* “One!” Celestia said, “There, now take a look.”
Twilight, still disoriented by ghastly scene she has just experienced, stumbled over to a pony-length mirror on the wall of the room. Gazing into the glass, she nearly fainted. There, planted neatly on her back, were two purple wings! She fluttered them gently, and felt the feathers rustle.
“Now, dear student, your wings will only last you three days. By the end of that time, if you have not convinced the stars to give up their vengeance against Equestria, I am afraid all may be lost. Good luck, Twilight Sparkle. May your quest be a successful one!”

>>22848070
Stupid stupid... can't figure out how to delete an accidentally posted thread.
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Pinkie Pie ground her teeth and dug her forehoof into the dirt as she watched Gilda fly off. "Oooooh! That, that, that... MEANIE! That's the last straw!" She sputtered and flailed, tail switching angrily back and forth. "She's a grump, and a thief, and a bully! The meanest kind of mean meaniepants there is!" She whirled on her smoothie and bared her teeth. "I can take it, but no one treats Fluttershy like that! NO. ONE. This calls for EX-TREME MEASURES! PINKIE PIE STYLE!" A manic grin broke out on her muzzle as she reared back and kicked at the air.

"But..." she looked back down at the way Fluttershy had run, settling back down onto all fours. "We should make sure she's okay, first." Pinkie sighed and trotted down after her. "I mean, she's so sensitive, even a little bitty prank could set her off. I don't even wanna think about how torn up she'd be after what that bully mcbullerboogerheadson did." Pinkie Pie snorted and reared back mid-trot. "Gilda's so mean, I bet she could curdle milk just by looking at it! Makes me so ma-OW!" Her left forehoof turned painfully on a rock, sending her ass-over-teakettle. "Owww..." she muttered, cradling her ankle as she sat upright again. "That'll teach me to try and stomp on innocent rocks while running." Sighing, she stood and bowed to the rock. "I'm sorry, Mr. Rock, for trying to stamp on you." It didn't reply, of course, but it made her feel a little better. At least she made up for her mistakes, after all. She turned back down the way she'd seen her friend run. "Oh, I hope she's gonna be okay. It's gonna take me twice as long to find her now." She winced as she tried to run, eventually settling into a three-legged wobble. "...three times as long."

>>22848116

Fluttershy laid in a miserable sprawl amid a stand of crushed ferns. Her eyes were puffy and red from crying, and teartracks stained her muzzle. She wiped her foreleg across her nose and sniffled. "Wh-why am I so u-useless?" she murmured into her leg. Even though her eyes stung from crying, so much that she wasn't sure she had any left, there were still tears creeping into her voice. "I sh-should just quit..." She sniffed and crossed her forelegs over her muzzle, covering her eyes. "I wi-wish I was brave... Then I could... could stand up for those p-poor ducklings..." Fresh tears wet her hooves as a choking sob shook her slender frame.

"I think you're plenty brave, Fluttershy," came Pinkie's voice from just beside her. She heard a rustle, then cotton candy scent filled her nose as the pink pony dabbed at her snout with her tail. "You stand up to all kinds of beasties without even a squeak, which are soooo cute by the way, and make 'em do what you want! Even Dash isn't that brave." Pinkie Pie flopped to the ground beside her friend and laid a hoof across her back. "There was this one time, when Dash saw this huuuuge snake, and she went 'Aieeeee! Rattler!' Or was that Granny? No, definitely Dash. Anyway."

Fluttershy inched away as Pinkie blabbered on, her legs tucking up underneath her until she was curled in a little blonde-furred ball.

>>22848109
oh god what the fuck am i reading

>>22848130

"Wh- oh hey now, what's wrong? Am I boring you? I've got better stories if you wanna hear 'em." Pinkie Pie looked worriedly down at her friend. 'Oh, she's just so, fragile. Like a great big glass bunny that's so pretty but you have to be real gentle. I wanna see her smiling again, but I can't use all my best material, 'cause that'd probably make her cry, and I don't wanna see her cry again.' She frowned and pressed her nose into Fluttershy's cheek, who flinched away from the light touch. "Fluttershy, it's just me," she said quietly, scooting closer and nuzzling the taller pony. "I'm sorry for following you, but I had to make sure you were okay. Okay?" The little pinky pony leaned into her friend and laid her head across the top of hers.

Fluttershy sniffled and turned to bury her nose in Pinkie's candy-colored mane. "...thank you Pinkie..." she mumbled, tucking her head under Pinkie's. "I'm sorry if I worried you, and for making you come out here..." Pinkie smiled and poked her lightly in the forehead with her nose. "I don't mind, silly. You're my friend, and I wanna see you smile, 'cause that's what friends do. And 'cause you've got such a pretty smile, too." She giggled and blushed and patted Fluttershy's head, but not without having to back a wince as pain from her ankle shot up her foreleg. "Ow..."

"Ow? What's wrong Pinkie?" Fluttershy lifted her head and gaped at the ankle Pinkie was holding against her chest. "OhmyGOSH! What happened to your ankle!" The tall mare sat straight up and grabbed Pinkie's hoof in both of hers. "Are you okay? It's all swollen! Can you move it? How bad does it hurt?" Pinkie squirmed as Fluttershy's hooves prodded her swollen ankle. "Well it hurts alot when you keep poking it like that," squeaked Pinkie.

>>22848109

>>22848139

"O-oh no! I'm so sorry!" Fluttershy dropped Pinkie's hoof and scooted backward. "I didn't mean t--" She bit her lip and lowered her head. "I mean... I don't th-think it's broken... I think you just sprained it really bad." Fluttershy stood and walked over to a tree with thick bark, then tore a strip off with her teeth. "Here, chew this while I get something for your leg. It will help," she said gently.

A few minutes later and Fluttershy was walking back into the fern grove with three broad leaves gripped in her teeth. She settled down in front of Pinkie and began wrapping them slowly around her swollen ankle. "Okay, Pinkie. You need to keep chewing while I wrap this, because this is going to sting, okay?" Pinkie nodded. "Bud thiszh tasdes ligke bugbs anb chalgk, Flubberfhy." Fluttershy giggled and began tying strips of bark around her leg. "I know, silly. But it will make your leg stop hurting as much. Now, hold still... This'll only take a second." *YANK*

Pinkie flinched away, eyes shut tight. "Ow! Hey! Not so hard, that... that... didn't hurt at all. Huh." She wiggled her hoof and stared curiously at it.

Fluttershy giggled. "I know. That's what the bark was for." She smiled at her friend and planted a light kiss on the leaves covering her ankle. "There. Now you're all better." Smiling, she placed another on Pinkie's nose. "And one for good luck."

>>22848162

>>22848136

sorry...deleted that post...felt too BAWWWWW...

It was cute. In truth, I smiled through the whole thing because it was adorable and people were enjoying my work.

...and what was it I was supposed to write exactly?

>>22848162

Pinkie blinked and stared Fluttershy for a long, quiet moment, her hoof rubbing absently where she'd been kissed. A blush crept slowly onto her face, accompanied by a lopsided smile.

Fluttershy fidgeted in place. "S-sorry... I'm just used to treating my animal friends, who always want me to kiss it better for them..." She blushed and looked away shyly. "It's silly, I know but they li--" Pinkie cut her off with a kiss on the cheek.

"Lucky animals."

Fluttershy turned beet red under her blonde coat and shrank down into the ferns. "Bu-but... Pinkie..."

"No buts, Fluttershy. They are lucky to have such a sweet, caring pony like you to look out for them. And I'M lucky to have you as a... a friend." Pinkie blushed, then tucked her head under Fluttershy's jaw and licked at her throat. "You're always so kind and considerate, even when you're miserable. S'why I'm so happy when I see you smile. It lights up the room like someone set loose a buncha fireflies all over the place, except without everyone running and screaming 'cause of bugs in their punch, which is actually pretty tasty, and--" She stopped. "I'm babbling, huh?"

>>22848052

Ah ok, no worries then. I know I do borrow a lot of ideas, but I usually try and do something different with them.

On that note, I just pinched the Trixie back story someone posted the other night, for Bluster's back story I mean. Great idea man. Obviously I'm going for more emotional damage, but yeah, wanted to acknowledge the dude who thought of it first.

Lemme go figure out google docs and brb

>>22848188

Fluttershy smiled and nuzzled her friend. "Yes. I think it's cute, though." Still smiling, she scooted around on the broken ferns until the smaller mare was tucked neatly against her side, one wing idly stroking her withers.

The two turned at the exact same moment to try and kiss the other's cheek and met halfway. Fluttershy's lips were pursed tightly and met Pinkie's in an awkward jumble. Pinkie's lips were sloppy and mushy, and squished out across Fluttershy's face until it looked like she was trying to eat her nose.

"Pinkie Pie..." the pegasus began, hesitantly. Pinkie Pie pulled back and fidgeted at Fluttershy's scolding tone. "...you're so random." Giggling, she kissed Pinkie lightly on the snout and cooed into her friend's lips. The two sank back into the ferns below them and became lost in the softness of eachothers' lips.

It took an hour for the sound of giggling to finally leave the little copse. "Okay. Who's you're LEAST favorite resident of Ponyville. Now be honest," said Pinkie.

Fluttershy was laid back on the ferns, her head in Pinkie's lap. "Easy. Gilda. I was just trying to do my job when she came stomping through with those size 15 claw'dhoppers and almost trampled my poor baby ducklings."

Pinkie beamed down at Fluttershy. "Well, well well, it just so happens that I've got the PERFECT plan for Ms. Gryphon. It'll get her back for the ducks, AND for making you cry."

Fluttershy's legs tucked slowly into a ball as she thought about the huge, beastly gryphon. "Um... Pinkie, are you sure? Sh-she's so big and mean and... I don't want you to get hurt."

Pinkie snickered. "A bit late for that," she said, wiggling her sprained hoof. "But don't you worry your pretty little head." Her smile grew as thoughts of delicious pranks floated through her head. "Your Auntie Pinkie Pie's got it all figured out!"

Fluttershy arched a brow at her, then giggled and kissed her chin. "But I'm a year older than you."
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And that's it for now! What'd you guys think?

>>22848180
I'm not sure, something about A.J. getting mad with Big Mac. . .then they make out or something like that.

>>22848195
monocleflyingintowallat700mph.jpg

pinkyshy

>>22848211
Aside from physical improbability? Delightful fluff. We need something to balance out the depressing fic writers, after all.

Just made this. What does /co/ think?

>>22848215

LOL...hell no...people asked me to write something for those two and so I did and it was a G-rated brother/sister moment.

>>22848072
...what, that's it?
I NEED CLOSURE, DAMMIT.

>>22848250
"Hi, I'm Anonymous and I'm addicted to friendship"

>>22848180

Yeah I was going to reply to it, but then it was gone.

How many times do I have to tell you I like your work A.J! Sheesh!

And just think. You have a million more fans than I do! So no matter how low you think you are, there is at least one tripfag you're better than!

Oh, and Dino too. (I just had to say that joke)

>>22848250
Looks pretty rad bro.

>>22848250
make a set with different characters

>>22848134

Check out really early in the thread. The request was for a story of Celestia farting in Twilight's face, so that's what I wrote.

>>22848286
Not sure that's necessary. The idea is Pinkie is their logo. However if you really want that, get me more of these images (not the size and file type).

https://docs.google.com/leaf?id=0B8DrQk3IHd5xZGFmMTMzYTUtMjZlMC00OGE4LWJmZWItYjk3NzEzYTgzYjk2&so
rt=name&layout=list&num=50

ok, think I did that right... says that's the link anyway.

Bare with my crappyness, I'll try and make more final versions look much better. Just didn't want to waste too much energy on single character shots.

Probably save the big stuff for group/multi character stuff and any write fagging I put up with them.

>>22848267
to repeat the joke from last night

"I'll make my own flying team! With Blackjack! And Hookers!"

>>22848267

Sorry. Here it is:

>>22848315
NOTE the size and file type, rather.

>>22848252
Sorry, I get you confused with A Fistful of Apples
I think that guy does the incest thing

>>22848211
>shipping a nonstandard ship
>written well enough
>fluff instead of the usual "AND THEN THEY FUCKED" or grimdark
>mfw

I liked it. Certainly a bit improbable. But then again, most ships are. Ten points to Gryffindor

>>22848299
Bravo by the way.
May the pony face-farting fiction continue to live strong.

>>22848324
"It's not fair" Dash sniffed, hiding her head a particularly dark grey raincloud.

"I'm as fast as any of those guys! I'm as agile! I can fly just as high!" she groused, pounding her hoof against the cloud punctuating each exclamation with a crackle of lightning.

"You know what," she said, standing up and wiping her eyes with her fetlock. "Forget the Thunderbolts! I'll show them they're not the only ones who can fly!"

"I'll make my OWN stunt flying team! With Hookers! And Blackjack! C'mon you two," she said, grabbing up two other pegasi on the way.

"I hate my name...." Hookers whinnied despondently.

>>22848276

spoilered...because I hate sounding like a fucking BAWWWW tard...I love ponies. This show is awesome.

...thank you again for your support Apples...it's not about being better than anyone...I just want people to enjoy my work...seeing people reading what I write and enjoying it is what makes me happy...I'm just worried people will get tired of it and I won't have a reason to write anymore...

>>22848328
So much sadness...

>>22848321

Oh for the record I'm the guy who did this too.

Just posting because it's roughly where I'm aiming my next proper pic... been working on my art for ages and I think that scratch board tool is working out. If I'd polished that up better anyway.

Probably won't finish this one, had half a mind to post it and get it coloured but the meme seems a little darker than I want on my DA account...

>>22848339

Wait, what?

It's no secret I'm an Applemac shipper, but I don't recall anybody saying I was to write something.

>>22848328
Sad...so sad....

>>22848328

>Implying Ponyville isn't a word

FUCK YOU OPENOFFICE

>>22848356
well, at least I've got names for these two ponies

>>22848364
Bah. It's rare enough that a literate fic writer exists, but don't let the unwashed masses completely dictate what you write.
I mean, nobody liked Moby Dick when it first came out, after all. So what's the worst that can happen?

HEY!
The 4chan Archive just approved the Baked Bads thread on /ck/!
There are now archived pony threads for /co/, /v/, & /ck/.

>>22848328

I don't know, I know it wasn't your idea, but I have a hard time seeing Dash being that crushed by it. I actually think the "she'd make her own team!" idea is more likely. Even more likely, she wouldn't believe that she wasn't good enough, and would continue to practice until she *was* the best.

But I'm over analysing things.

>>22848356
>"I hate my name...." Hookers whinnied despondently.
Oh lawd.

>>22848237
>>22848342

Thanks you guys. :D

>>22848459

Yeah, I actually just penned the last part during that delay, and like you said... it just felt WRONG.

But the idea/proposal from last night was "what could reduce the characters to tears", so...

Besides, crying Dash is a rather interesting thought. Any chance you drawfags could make it happen?

>>22848460

Hookers truly is an unfortunate pony name

>>22848443
Cool. It was awesome how it went from the original Baked Bads to a viable recipe, anyway... I guess folks at /ck/ ARE pretty cool.

>>22848299

"Fear and Loathing in Canterlot"

Starring Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash

A million karma points to the first writefag that can make this happen.

>>22848509
Unless she fishes. If she's a fisher-pony, then it makes sense.

>>22848364

That's probably not going to happen any time soon. Whenever you post fics, you tend to get lots of comments. People are reading, they like your stuff.

You know what happens why I post updates to the fanfic I'm currently working on? I have to go find Nathan because he's one of the only people I know are reading it. And that's enough for me.


>>22848442

Moby Dick is a bad example, because man that book sucks. I mean, have you actually read it? It's awful, and doesn't deserve to be considered great literature.

>>22848545

Which fanfics did you write? I've read all the ones I've come accross, for the most part.

Only ones I didn't like were the particularly silly gore fests or Twilight getting raped or other such trollish things.

Heck even the creepy and sad ones have been enjoyable reading. Fun times.

>>22848503
why did you have to rush it? It had so much potential...

>>22848503

Oh wait, so it wasn't a specific thing?

Well, I guess that rejection from the wonderbolts *could* reduce Dash to tears...for maybe a few minutes at most.

>>22848509
Bitchdancer's probably worse

Finally decided what to do for Twilight Sparkle, and I'm sticking to it. I have reasons for them all looking the way they do, and I won't write an essay. I was just bored of the other human characterizations so I took a whack at it.

I made Twilight look unassuming. Also dark purple-brownish skin went well with the rest of her colors. Applejack is really tan from the sun, along with having rougher skin that crinkles from squinting all the time. Really skinny because she's a late bloomer, just shot up in adolescence. Rarity shows that if you get too caught up in fashion, you're going to appear clownish. Rainbow Dash wears a baggy shirt because she's a bit conscious of her broad shoulders. Thought'd it be funny to make Fluttershy tall because she won't ever be able to blend in or hide when she's shy or embarrassed. Pinkie Pie's chubby because of all those damn sweets. She's still highly energetic.

>>22848545
Nope, haven't read it. I place it in the same category as Wuthering Heights, which is "too damn boring to read."
And despite it's terribleness, it remains a "classic." So, as I said, what's the worst that could happen? Sure, it could get lost under the cruel march of time, but so has a lot of other stuff. Of varying quality.

>>22848545

...I just pictured Pinkie Pie as Captain Ahab on a ship with Moby Dick launching out of the water at her and she's got that "Come at me, bro" smile on her face...

>>22848615
Rarity.
The problem? Ponyville has adopted 90's "cool kid" fashion.

Made this last night.

>>22848610
Plumpy pie!

>>22848594

As it currently stands I have written two Applemac fics, one light fluff, one a fapfic.

And I'm currently working on a fanfic of HFPS's severing fic. I've posted the prologue (all 5 parts of it) and 2 chapters so far. Working on the 3rd chapter now.

>>22848615
Hard Mode: Break Celestia completely.

>>22848616

I actually happened to like Wuthering Heights. Terrible people doing terrible things? What's not to love?

>>22848610
ugly art
they look like freaks

>>22848597
>>22848599

Look, I was just going from an idea proposed by someone else. Personally, I think the easiest way to break each character emotionally would be to just kill someone, but A.) I already used that for Pinkie (nothing else was powerful enough), and B.) It's stupid.

Dash's personality just DOESN'T ALLOW for it. If she broke, she would probably just be tearlessly depressed and despondent. In effect, she has two modes: Normal, and shutdown. Anything to affect her enough to get underneath the typical brash demeanor would simply result in her becoming just hopelessly depressed.

>>22848643
I can hear "Navras" just by looking at it. Good work

>>22848652
Yeah me too.
Now just think how much better it could have been if the cast were replaced with the cast from FiM

>>22848658

A lot of people look like freaks.

>>22848685
Thanks, that means a lot.

>>22848615

Rarity is an obvious choice. She had a dream. Her can dream can fail.

She wants to design for the princess. Well, maybe she's just not that good? And unlike Rainbow Dash, her character isn't centred around boundless confidence.

Although even her I think would get over it eventually, and either find a new dream or try to get even better.

It's hard to come up with something to "break" the characters that doesn't involve a true terrible disaster like character death.

Pornography was almost unheard of amongst the ponies. Cravings like that just didnt seem to exist, or even be appreciated. But for an adolescent dragon such as himself, it was just in his nature. Unfortunately being around the ponies had perverted his attractions, and his tastes in the female form had definitely suffered for it. With one hand holding up the scroll, he furiously stroked himself with the other. A picture of Rarity on her back with her legs spread wasnt to hard to come by with someone with a little magical skill, and while Twilight away he had enough time to conjure it up in private. All it took was a small spell of voyeurism to sneak a peak into Rarity's changing room, and capture the moment with another spell of sight preservation. Even though a magical unicorn might feel the spells being cast so near, Rarity's attention was fixed upon her own figure at the time. And such a figure she had. Even a young dragon could appreciate the perfectly groomed mane, the expertly applied eyeliner, and the way she seemed to carry herself, as if she was posing for an audience at any given moment.
He could just imagine himself with her, the feel of her smooth hair, the look she would give him as he rubbed her, lower, and lower still. The thought of being close to her overwhelmed him to the point of climax, his mind filled with fantasies of being with her in the most intimate of ways.
He was still panting heavily when the door to the library burst open.

>>22848610

>>22848700
not as much as that

>>22848649

Hoo, boy. And right after I all but said "no more deaths"... let's see what I can think of.

>>22848641

Preferably something that wouldn't be target-audience tier shallow grief. (I'm not going to write a story about Rarity basically being a 4chan troll -- 'stop liking what I don't like', etc.)

>>22848676
Twilight Sparkle

flowers for algernon

she was only smart because celestia used magic to see if she could 'fix' some ponies, and she slowly realizes she is going back to derpyism but can do nothing to stop it.

>>22848615

Break Fluttershy to bits in every possible and then don't feel bad about it so much as one little bit. Bet you can't do it.

>>22848658
I hate using this, but let's see you do better.
I know I can't, which is why I withhold my judgments. Even though I really want to complain about a few of them. Ridiculously so.

>>22848645
you wrote that fapfic? Dare I ask for more good sir?

>>22848722

>>22848649

The world is going to end. And there's nothing she can do to stop it.

>>22848676

I didn't mean it as an insult or anything. Really, I think we're on the same page exactly here. Outside of killing somebody, it'd be hard to break Dash like that.

I think it'd be hard to break *any* of them outside of killing somebody.

Also, I still want to see the Pinky one.

>>22848733
Even after all life has ended the sun will remain for a very long time

>>22848772
Of course you can't really break any of them. They have the power of friendship.

>>22848649

Celestia finally returns to Ponyville to visit her most loved student, she steps off her carriage, thanks the guards, and they fly off to return later.

This time the town is also covered in banners and things... Celestia smiles, it warms her heart to think she means so much to her subjects... picturing Twilight running around, bossing everyone into putting things up... she laughs softly.

But something is wrong. Despite the festivities, no ponies seem to be anywhere. Curiously she walks into the main street, rather suddenly hitting a crowd.

Immediately Pinkie Pie is in front of her, ushering her away. She looks upset, and Celestia curiously tries to crane over and see into the crowd. Pinkie pulls her to one side unceremoniously, as though things are to urgent to be considering rank.

"What's wrong?" the princess is curious, worry is getting the best of her... Pinkie is crying now... stammering something.

"T... there's been... an... an... *sniffle* accident" she chokes, looking like she might be sick.

Rarity bounds over, quickly bowing, unable to help herself. "Twilight's been hurt, they're taking her to the hospital... something fell on her..."

When the princess arrives at the hospital, running the whole way like she hasn't since she was a foal, it is already too late. Twilight is gone.

If any drawfag is taking requests, I'd like Rainbow Dash and Daria from Rune Factory 3 doing whatever. Because Daria LOVES rainbows. Sadly I have no good Daria images for references.

>>22848719

So... basically, I should rewrite the Dashfic, replace "Rainbow Dash" with "Rarity", "Wonderbolts" with "Celestia", and "performance/demonstration" with "fashion show"?

>>22848722
O shit son!

>>22848790

Maybe have her hopes of marrying "Him" dashed? There's lots of other possibilities.

>>22848722

Holy crap! Abort! ABORT!

>>22848772

I didn't save it, I made it up as I went in the thread.

And nevermind on my last offer. Yeah, I can't rush this shit, you're right. I'll come up with juicy bawwwwpasta, but it'll take some time.

>>22848722
Do say you're working on the rest?

>>22848736
>>22848736
Good god, second.
SECOND.

>>22848722
that's the face he makes when, in the final paragraph, he discovers rarity is actually a male pony

DAMN IT! Why the hell didn't I listen to the guy who posted "Oh hey, there's a creepy thread going on in /v/. Don't go over there."

>my dumb ass shoots directly over to /v/
>two hours later I have watched the entirety of things that will keep me up for two days now.

On a totally unrelated note: have any of you watched the MarbleHornets you tube channel?

>>22848790

If you're trying to tell me that you suck, then sure, do that.

But I'd like to think you don't suck. Off the top of my head a way to make it not like the Dash one at all is to go through the years, the decades, and Rarity is constantly sending designs to be evaluated, and they all get sent back because they're never good enough.

Actually, that works great, because then you can end it with her an old mare, and her career is over because she's just too old. Her career is over and she never got her dream to come true. This makes it so that she simply can't think to herself "I'll get better." Because she's old, she's not going to get any better.

Of course then I would think to myself how she would probably be disappointed about that, might cry about it, but I'm sure she succeeded in other things, and probably wouldn't dwell on her failed dream because she had a long life of other stuff like friends or family.

>>22848860

see

>>22848736

>>22847687


Prelude going up now.

>>22848860
DO NOT go there dude, i'm too tired.

>>22848756

The one I wrote was capped and has my name on the posts. Is that the one you're talking about.

I probably will eventually write more Applemac, but I don't see myself writing more fapfic. I won't say never though, because maybe I will.

>>22848610
Unique art style to say the least, but nonetheless good work!

>>22848860
I just finished getting caught up on the Marble Hornets thing.

WHY CANT OUR PROTAGONIST FIGHT THE DUDE IN THE MASK, IS IT THAT HARD?!

>>22848909
Part 2 of 3.

>>22848927
you tease

>>22848884

Rarity bids her friends farewell at the door, pausing to wait for them to get out of sight, taking their new outfits home happily.

Then she locks the door, and sighs, letting herself flop to the floor in the corner, running her hooves through her hair carelessly... dragging herself over to her accounts books in another desperate attempt to make them balance.

In her head she adds up all the outfits she has given away this week... thinking how she could be turning a profit, but no, she can't let them go around looking like fashion nightmares... and she can't make herself ask them to pay... everybody knows she'll give them things.

Oh sure, the next big party at Canterlot will level some of the debts out, but never enough... and sighs, drooping her head on the table and hoping her friends haven't seen through her guise of pretending nothing's wrong... that they haven't noticed her disappear whenever they go out for lunch... skulking home in shame to eat cheap vegetables... barely even a meal.

Soon she won't have enough to keep her store... then they'll all know... so what options does she have left...

>>22848962
...and part 3.

To be continued?

>>22848722

"Spike, Im back from Canterlot!" Twilight Sparkle yelled. "Get down here and help me with all these new books!"
Spike panicked. He was still holding the jizz covered scroll, and he could hear he coming up the steps to the loft! Before he could think of a better plan, his instincts took over. In a instant a flame shot from his mouth, and turned his precious scroll to smoke, and within an instant, it vanished!
"Coming! Im coming! Hold on a second!" He shouted, quickly jumping up and trying to make himself presentable. He barely had put his manhood away when Twilight opened the door with her magic. On her back was a satchel filled with new books, borrowed from the princess.
"Quit lying around and help me put these away!" She ordered him. "Ive got alot of studying to do and I can be bothered to deal with this myself."
"Yes, yes, of course! Whatever you say!" He quickly submitted, not wanting to arouse any suspicion from his pony roommate.
"Oooookay?" She said, giving him a funny look, dropping the books on the floor in front of him. "Just put these in order on my desk, Ive got to clean myself up from my trip" She said as she shut the door.
A look of relief came over Spike's face, knowing that he had just narrowly escaped being caught in a very undignified act of self pleasure.
"Oh shit!"
A look of shock and dread came over him, as he remembered where scrolls went when he turned them to smoke.
Princess Celestia was quietly focusing herself on a magic spell, trying to set the sun to make way for the evening. She was just about finished as a dripping wet scroll fell onto her head with a soggy splat, before ending up on the floor.
"I thought I told that lizard never to bother me at this time of day." She sighed. Unrolling the sticky paper a look of shock came over her face.
"What in the name of Equestria?".

>>22848987

Oh wait, I just got another idea! You want to write some sad things, I got something for you!

Applemac! The way it would probably happen in real life. Terribly.

>>22849014

>>22849005


Sure! I don't know what's going on, but the writing's not awful so I'm willing to see where it's going!

okay I'm back for some drawin

request away

>>22849014

And just in case no one here has read it.....
Trixies Punishment part one. I do plan on finishing it. Really

>>22849089
Spike, Big Mac, Caramel & Dr. Whoof with Beatles haircuts running away from a heard of femponies.

This thread appears to be running low on gas.

>>22849089
This will be a stretch, but I would like to see Luna (who would be smiling) being tucked into bed by Celestia, in a gesture of sisterly love. And this would be before the time Luna becomes Nightmare Moon.

>>22849121
thank you for reminding me of the fart fic

>>22849142

The...what?

N-No, I was being metaphorical. Just...no.

It's 6 AM here.

Goddammit I need to get some sleep.

>>22849111

I'll be waiting.

>>22849161
>didnotturnoutasexpected.jpg

A lot of good writing in this thread. I read pretty much all of it.

Great job everyone.

Applebloom was sad. Granny Smith had been dead for a year, and now it was just her and her big brother and sister... and she was now the oldest pony around without a cutie mark. Old enough to be working on the farm, but... she just felt like some important thing was missing. Something she didn't know.

When Applejack was alone in the kitchen, baking the goods for the week, Applebloom stayed inside for a change, and helped. Big Mac didn't mind doing the heavy chores himself anyway.

She began asking how her sister and her friends were doing, and talked a little about how Scootaloo was engaged now and Pinkie said Sweetiebell was basically taking her old job in the shop... and how Twist and Sweetie kept fighting over the recipe for various sweets.

Then the moment came, Applebloom took a deep breath and asked about their mother. Applejack froze up at first, and stated the old story... she'd died, and she loved them all very much... it was the end part that always sounded odd. AJ would say she was watching over her and proud of her, but it always felt like there was a slight problem with how she said it.

She pushed harder, and AJ predictably lost her temper, insisting she go help Big Mac. After a moment of staring at each other defiantly, Applebloom put her foot down. This time she wanted to know the truth.

"AJ, it's time we told her, she deserves to know." Big Mac calmly stated, apparently sneaking in quietly behind her at some point... Applebloom was beginning to wish he hadn't finally got around to oiling the door hinge.

"Fine..." AJ sat Applebloom down and sat across from her, looking like she was going to confess to war crimes, "D... did you ever wonder why Big Mac and I share a room, even though we're brother and sister..."

Can someone post that one cosmic horror fic that some Anon's working on about Twilight getting a letter from one of her old professors?

>>22849213

Crap, I had to cut some of that out AND I fucked up the last line there... ah well it kinda made sense anyway...

>>22849213

>>22849213

Awesome.

>>22849234

It made sense.

I would like to see what you meant to post though. Could you do that?

>>22849213
Thank you for writing this, you saved me from doing it. I felt it had to be written, I just didn't want to be the one to write it.

>>22849213

>>22849213
Guh. Whats with everyones infatuation with incest?
Shit is disssssgusting.

>>22849111
Sound familiar?

>>22849297
Between siblings it's sexy.

>>22849297
Me? I don't like ANY of the shipping (except for Spike crushing on Rarity), but there is one thing I have learned.

EVERYTHING IS SHIPPED. EVERY LAST DAMN THING. I Just have to "Deal With It" I guess.

>>22849350
...

<3

>>22849213

Continued:

Applebloom stared blankly at the two of them for a good minute, not saying anything.

"I... I understand if you hate me sugarcube, I ain't askin' ya to call me Mamma or anything..." AJ had turned slightly blue "I mean, we knew it was wrong, but we stayed on the farm all the time and..."

It was Big Mac's turn to speak "truthfully, we're half brother and sister anyway, Granny Smith cheated on Pop years before he died, she only told us after that. Plus we barely knew each other"

AJ nodded insistently, "It's true, Big Macintosh went away when we were both just foals... somebody had to learn mechanics and stuff to fix the tractors so... when he came back... it was like we'd never met..."

Big Mac sighed and nodded, "A'yup. Must've been close to 8 years..."

Applebloom continued to stare blankly... "D... does this mean I'm gunna get sick or something?! I mean, you can't do that with family, can ya?"

"You should be ok sugar cube, just don't marry your cousin" AJ joked, immediately regretting it "Sorry... but yeah, the doctor said you should be ok. Granny Smith insisted we call you our little sis..."

Big Mac frowned, nodding "I wanted to tell ya, but we worried how the town would treat ya"

Applebloom was a wash of emotions. She stammered "I got a mamma and a pappa... and they're alive..."

>>22849060
Thanks!

Preview of the next installment.

>>22849297

I don't like incest either, I just have a fascination with people and their lives I guess. It's about the characters for me.

nyum~

>>22849005
Please continue this story, it has me intrigued.

captcha : icyclia oedipus. Too much incest in the thread?

>>22849444

>>22849444

More awesome. And I wasn't even expecting it! Which makes it even doubly awesome.

>>22849532
Glad you enjoy it so far! Preview of the next chapter can be found here (not sure when it'll be finished, though):
>>22849456

>>22849547

You're welcome, and thank you.

I love looking into these characters and situations... got half a mind to post more but I should probably get back to anti ponies and stuff.

I nearly wrote some happy endings to the sad fics the other day too.

>>22849576

I would be very pleased if you did post more! But of course, whatever you want to do man. I already got more awesome than I expected.

someone post cap of spike jacking off and aj incest

>>22849444
how 'bout nooooo?

>>22849503
Pinkie Pie? You are so... random.

This is all just making world FiM-Co and even worse place. All of pony existence will soon fall.

>>22849604

I keep seeing this. Was this a Pinkiedash joke before I used it?

I just want to know if I should be more pleased with myself or not.

delivered

any more requests?

>>22849627
Uh, it's from the show? Dash says it like, every time Pinkie does anything.