How many threads do you really need

>>22819298

well, we did just fill one out.

SOLOMON GRUNDY HATE SPOILERS. prefer to watch episodes myself

Picking up where we left off...

Humanized ponies. Which one would be the best kisser?

Ambivalent toward spoilers. Don't seek them out but also don't rage if someone posts them.

I for one welcome our new general thread overlords

>>22819298
5

>>22819298
One at any given time. Unless you'd prefer to have nobody create a thread right away, and then four people go start one because they think they're the first?

I realize this isn't ideal. But given the show's popularity, "one thread at a time" is probably the most reasonable way to keep the ravening hordes from *completely* overrunning Page 0. And to make "one thread at a time" possible, it needs to be a clean succession. Which means making one as soon as the last one dies.

okay so like the last one had tits and we stopped spoilering. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Captcha: w--what the fuck is that?

>>22819298
One. Not our fault there's a limit on.

I avoid poni threads between when it airs and when pensivepony uploads it, but that is it

anyway I am still drawponyin so yeah

>>22819311
>>22819326
Okay, so "too many". Gotcha.

The thread probably died for a reason. Can't you go to the other active one instead of making a new one?

>>22819318
This

I avoid spoilers as much as possible, and I watch my episodes in chunks of 3 and take couple day breaks.

Twilight would overthink things, try to kiss like in movies. But if you caught her by surprise, initiating the kiss, it would be honest, affectionate, and "magical" (pun intended).

Just Watched the first three episodes of MLP, and I gotta say,

Where the Fuck is Derpy? Shes like the most riveting character there is, I mean, when shes in the scene, there is no other pony. Only Derpy, Shes like the Neil Patrick Harris of Ponies. Not trolling, me and my friend seriously discuss this shit, we always look for derpy.

So what's everypony up to right now?

>>22819343
Read the OP. It's at imagelimit, which means it doesn't work as a "thread on an imageboard". Normally we stay in a thread until either imagelimit or 404, even if it goes into autosage for a while.

>>22819317

please. Rarity. no fucking contest.

>>22819317

Pinkie Pie.

>>22819270

I enjoy spoilers, and use them as much as possible. I want to know what I'm getting into. I'll still watch the thing, even if I know what's going to happen.

Mostly, this is so I don't go "huh, wtf?" every time something happens.

With no humans (thank god) in the mlp universe, does this make saddles a fetish, fashion, or back warmer?

The plot in MLP is not heavy enough for me to bother avoiding the single sentence summaries.
Though I do try to avoid the threads when a new episode is airing, at least until it's on youtube.

who is that other pony in bonbons house? and why is lyra sneaking out the back??

>>22819377

Fluttershy

>>22819383

saddles are Equestria's answer to the dildo.

>>22819343

Yes and no, we typically try and recycle any other 'pony' related thread, but there has been in the past week a rash of trolls who have been making secondary threads, and then deleting them sadly deletes them half way through.

Pinkie Pie would bowl you over with the intensity of her kisses. All of her boundless energy would be focused on you at that exact moment. And she'd giggle in pure joy between them.

>>22819372

Episode 5 I think maybe further.

>>22819373
all alone on a friday night in a pony thread

please kill me

>>22819383
All three depending on what type and where

>>22819338
I understand your logic, but allow me to present my rebuttal.

Whether you realize it or not, despite there being a big thread already, many of you guys make another one and don't bother searching the pages. Maybe it's not you, maybe not anyone here. But it's happening. Then those threads somehow survive and get posted in until image limit/bump limit, all the while more ponypeople are making new threads and doing the same thing.

The 1000 anti-pony threads created a day aren't helping either.

>>22819392

we had a thread on this earlier. Thats "romana" or whoever you want to call her, OPPP's "wife"

>>22819383
It's a fashion holdover from carrying smaller animals around. Someone like Fluttershy (or Twilight Sparkle) would have practical use for one, and like most fashions the practical aspects eventually gave way to aesthetics.

>>22819375

Seconded.

"Come here, darling. I'll show you how it's done RIGHT."

>>22819383
They seem to be mainly a fashion but can also be functional.

>>22819428
i was just thinking the same thing.

I don't know if I'd have the stamina to keep up with human pinkie

>>22819433
>>22819399
Not everything can be chocked up to trolls.

>>22819374
I meant the OTHER one I saw. Not your old one, I swear I just saw another MLP thread that's not this one.

I'm just gonna' leave this here for anyone interested or drunk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekUf2g7xMqc

>>22819447
that umbrella is just so ridiculous

what genius pony invented that shit

>>22819428
>Saturday morning

Hey man, don't be hard on yourself. We're in the same boat.

>>22819433
Sorry about that. There's really not much we can do about it, except sage duplicate threads and direct them to the current general (whichever one has the >>22819277 image in it) and the locator ( http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/ - an external site designed to find that image) and hope that they won't make the same mistake again. When there's a dupethread on the front page already we usually reuse that one as the "next" general, but as another poster mentioned that's been complicated lately by a false-flag douchebag who makes threads and then deletes them when they start getting used.

>>22819447
>>22819397
>>22819383

They don't just have saddles. They have full riding gear, including bridles. Speculation so far is that they are fashion descended from functional work gear from before whatever happened to kill off all the humans.

>>22819424

she'd greet you at the door as you were just about to knock. she'd look down at the flowers in your hand, squeal with delight, and jump onto you, wrapping her legs around your waist and her arms around your neck as she gave you kiss after joyful kiss. her lips have the lingering taste of strawberries. she'd shift her weight, dragging you back into her house, extending her leg almost in afterthought to kick the door closed, directing you to the couch. she sits up on top of you, grinning. she's caught you, and you're not going anywhere until she decides you do.

Hey dudes. Ponyblogger here.

I added a bunch of OC ponies. If anyone could give me some names for them that would be really helpful. Or just point me to more cool ones.

http://equestriadaily.blogspot.com/2011/01/original-content-do-not-steal-ponies.html

>>22819433

I would say its more newfags who don't know enough to go to http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/ and actually look for the general thread, typically marked at the top. Even if not, it lists any 'pony' related thread or a thread with the keywords.

And yeah, I know, I've been watching the threads for the past couple of weeks and indeed there is a great deal of fluff, you mainly got...

A General Thread.

One to Three threads of some sort of a specific topic, lets say "this is my OC character".

And at least one to three "What the fuck is this girl shit, ruining my /co/" butthurt style meta threads.

Basically what is needed is an active janitor who could delete these non-general ones.

>>22819485

i dream about rarity dressing me up in girls clothes

>>22819506
>Basically what is needed is an active janitor who could delete these non-general ones.

Hopefully soon. I don't really mind you guys, to be honest. Even if MLP isn't my thing.

>>22819533

>>22819317

Here we go, all collected.

>My face when it's Saturday morning and I am writing how humanized versions of ponies would kiss.
>My face when I have no face.

>>22819492

This one is Jade, a character from homestuck, just feel like pointing that out.

>>22819485

Oh Pinkie Pie. <3 You're the life of my party.

>>22819570

Poster of the original Pinkie Pie one here.

I am quite pleased with how things turned out.

>>22819570

>mfw i am going to write scenarios for all of these
>because i have no life whatsoever

>>22819492
OC's you say? rate mine! (it's spoilered but not porn srsly I don't liepony. no.
I came up with this one before Lauren Faust was a household name. This is.. well.. Night... Mare. yeah.

>>22819538
>implying Rarity would go near ancient ruins without guaranteed diamonds.

Which is why I always equate her to Willie Scott

>>22819594
wait I didn't spoiler anyway... hur dur

>>22819591
Or you've been turned and thus compelled to do so with or without you having a say in the matter.

>>22819570
Wow.. t-those are really nice.

>>22819591
>i am going to write scenarios for all of these

...Proceed.

>>22819538
great.
now i have another fetish.

>>22819540

That's cool, and I agree the 'butthurt' meta threads are out of hand, there's at least 5 per day of people spouting off "what the fuck is this shit, you guys are watching a little girls show, etc etc".

In general though the constant 'general' is due to amount of people watching the show, different time zones, different countries, and we do indeed burn up the image limit all the time. We try and wait for Autosage but we've also had problem of 4 different people going out and starting a new generals, so we've been kind of jumping ship quicker to avoid that.

>>22819538
wait, but that would make pinkie the annoying diva chick who whines all the time. D:

>>22819485
I hate strawberries

>>22819538
...

...

...dammit, now I want that too.

I'd write what Big Mac kisses like for you fillies out there, but honestly I have no idea what's good in a kiss for a girl. Which is part of the reason I'm forever alone.

You guys disappoint me. I expected someone to color this before me, or else I'd have done it before.

>>22819651
How could you hate strawberries?

>>22819594
I tend to stick with the non anthro ones.
>>22819577
Editing it now.

>>22819651
Well then NO PINKIE FOR YOU

>>22819485
whyboner.png

>>22819651

...Francis?

>>22819506
A brony janitor would be awesome.

>>22819673
You made her ass shiny. Don't think we didn't notice.

Nice job high five!

>>22819673
Something should feel denim here.

>>22819606

you can only turn the unwilling, though. and i was here since the beginning.

Rarity left you a message earlier that day, telling you to go to the salon at exactly six thirty to pick her up for the show. you open the door. the lights are all off. you absently flick the switch, but they don't come on. you blindly stagger forward, into the pitch-black room, calling Rarity's name. suddenly, you are blinded by a bright beam of light from one of the beauty lamps. Rarity struts out of the inky darkness, smiling wickedly. she forces you backwards, until you trip on the footrest of one of the hairdressing chairs. Rarity bites her lip, pushing you down onto the chair with one finger before straddling you and tossing her hair behind her head. "i'm sick of you giving me sub-standard kisses, lover", she whispers. "let's see if we can't teach you how to do it right, hm?" her lips press against yours airily, her tongue darting out, teasing you to the point of madness. then, just before your will gives out, she melts into you, and the chair folds back beneath the two of you.

>>22819673
Dude, making me straddle the line between 'Thats cute' and 'STOP THINKING THAT SHE'S A PONY'

>>22819701
Hi-hoof
To be fair, I gave some slight shading to her "elbow", too.

>>22819671

He'd be very gentle, holding you in his big, strong arms as he lightly presses his lips against yours. Hungering for more, you press up against him and deepen the kiss, taking him by surprise. Although hesitant at first, soon enough he would accept your advance, and return with as much passion as your hands rest on his tanned, well-toned back.

For all you ladies out there. And gay dudes.

mlpflockdrawfun.deviantart.com

MLP Flockdraw DA page. Never miss out on FD works again

>>22819570
Can I have the AJ pic? only one I got missing.

>>22819704

More. MORE! MORE POWER!

>>22819720
Thats the outer HNNNNNNNGGGGGG barrier.

>>22819701
she's got cleavage too.

original? I might try my hand at it at some point.

>>22819758
Pants are supposed to be assless, but you are now aware that they are also crotchless.

Shit Applejack makes me feel all kinds of weird. I need a stiff drink or three.

>>22819701
>shiny ass
>>22819758
>cleavage

Oh god, it's true

>spend the last five minutes trying to post an image macro
>finally realize it's already been posted in this very thread
>mfw

g'night /co/

>>22819674
It looks unappealing; it's nasty and kinda crunchy
I don't like the seeds

>>22819792

Might I suggest an applejack?

>>22819758
>>22818893
Had just tried making the cleavage shinier too, but no success.

Evening ponies. Found and uploaded something you might appreciate. It may not be pony related, but I think you'll understand once you see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68k0LsbEfgc

>>22819801
that's big mac behind her

>>22819810
There was some pony-drink pasta floating around. The rarity sounded good, though character wise she's not my fave.

>>22819826
>Can't unsee

>>22819822
Are you sure that cleavage is not just a baggy shirt?

>>22819859
Do we want it to be?

>>22819859
I think the cleavage is just how her arms work and the pose she is in

It appears as though the pony train is running low on steam.

>>22819865
My conscience says yes. But my penis says no

So torn.

>>22819894
I mean it's like her shoulderblades or something

>>22819792
Delicious wet Rarity
... I need a stiff drink too.

>>22819859
If you notice, the shirt is actually holding it back.

Whomever did this one is a master troll of body subtlety. considering the anatomy doesn't real, it makes it that much more bizarre.

captcha: hirgirts sizeable - I... what?

it was a long day at the farm, and the sun is starting to go down. Applejack approaches you lightly, almost seeming more energetic than when the day started, in direct contrast to you, dragging yourself sluggishly. "howdy!" she calls, and you respond with a grunt and a noncommittal wave. her eyebrow raises critically. "now hold on jes' one second. you SAID you wanted t' help us t'day. don't gimme that load'a twaddle." you shrug, and continue walking. "oh, so you get to just walk away and that's that, huh? well, i don't think so, Mister!" she grabs you by the collar roughly. "we 'round here don't take no fer an answer, sugarcube."

she kisses you with such force that you are pushed back a few steps. your eyes widen in surprise, then close as the ecstasy takes you. as hard as you try to resist her inexorable advance, Applejack keeps pushing you backwards, until your back is pressed up against one of the apple trees you were tending earlier that day. every kiss she gives is delivered with such intensity that you think the world could end in that very moment and you wouldn't even notice.

almost instinctively, one hand goes around her waist, the other to her chest. she suddenly pulls away from you, swatting your hands away. "we'll have none'a that, sir. wouldn't want you takin' advantage of little ol' me." she wipes her mouth, grinning, blowing a kiss to you as she prances back to the farmhouse. the sun is setting, and tonight your bed will be a little warmer than usual.

>>22819903
Graphic design classes seem to only pay off in fanart, sadly.

At least for me.

>Read these short fics
>Never kissed anyone
>Feel kinda depressed about it
sigh

>>22819846

>>22819915

I think I'd need a cold shower or two if a girl ever cockteased me that hard.

>>22819931
Wow that sucks. I've never had sex but I've made out before I'm sorry
I would make out with you

>>22819947
danke, I shall us it as a warmup while doing stuff for the ren'py game I'm helping out on. I wish it were bigger, but that's what ctrl + is for.

Currently my system got compromised, so things will be a little slow.

>>22819931
I know that feel

>>22819915
>tonight your bed will be a little warmer than usual.

Wait...so does that mean she follows through later?

>>22819947
Thanks, I had pointed it in the last thread
>>22819822
but I should have made it clearer.

>>22819931

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll run into a girl that kisses like she's trying to bite your lips off someday.

>>22819931
Yeah, well... me too.
Forchon syndrome sufferers unite.

>>22819931

If it's any consolation, you aren't missing too much.

>>22819980
Cooties, for instance!

What has science done?

>>22819986

That, and kissing in general just isn't all it's cracked up to be.

>>22819980
Less the kissing more the love behind it that is making me badman.

She is hotter without cleavage as a pony

>>22820009
...Now I feel bad for teasing you guys with the dating sim images without a game.

>>22819976

>>22819976
>>22819971
>>22819931
B-but...

Neither have I...

Maybe we should... P... p... practice?

>>22819987
dis is butiful.

>>22820025
These ones?

>>22820044
Yep.

>>22820039
I'm none of htose, but... not cool, dude.

>>22819931
It's all good dude. I'm 23 and have never been on a date even. You can't get much worst than that.

>>22820043
Close to enuff dakka, but no cigar.

>>22820036

story of my life

>>22820060
Ha. Ha. HAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHH

>>22820060
24 and forever alone, here.

>>22820009

Well, shit. I think everybody in this thread knows how that feels.

You think it's bad never having any affection? Imagine having it and then losing it. Ten times worse.

>>22820054
I'd ask you to do more, but from the top of head my I think you've done everyone

Snarky Bastard, please save us from this horribly depressing conversation with another one of those wonderful spoiler'd blurbs of yours.

you just can't concentrate on the book with Twilight sitting so close to you. you're in her room, trying to study for the big test. problem is, she's too adorable for you to focus on anything else. "so, do you get how i got that answer?" she asks, twirling her pencil absently between her fingers. she looks up at you, and you quickly look down, a bit embarrassed. she frowns. "look, that's the third time you've zoned out today. what's going on?"

haltingly, you tell her. it takes some time, but you manage to find the right phrasing: ever since that day in third grade when she walked into class, you've had a crush on her. she sits back, hand over her mouth, legs crossed. "oh. my. god." she breathes. "does this mean we're... um, boyfriend and girlfriend now?" you suppose it does. she looks confused, and takes off her glasses. "wow, i've never had a boyfriend before. um. okay. so, i've read about this, and i saw it in a movie once..." she leans into you awkwardly, trying to kiss you straight on, but your noses bump together. she tilts her head, but your teeth clack painfully. she pulls away, a bit sullen, nursing her teeth. "it's not like i planned it... i don't know, i never did this before... maybe i should ask Celestia, what do y-"

whatever she was about to say, you'll never know. you reach toward her pulling her to you gently but firmly. she struggles weakly for a moment, her eyes, wide with surprise, before relaxing and joining you. she sighs into your mouth, as her grape-flavoured lip gloss coats your lips as well. you lean backward, pulling her on top of you. her phone rings, and she grabs it. it's Celestia. you know what that means-- she has to stop and answer it. she pouts for a moment, until her face grows a mask of resolve. she tosses the phone under her bed, and looks down at you with what any sane man could only call adoration. you've let her become herself, and now she wants to thank you.

>Entire thread is about pony wiafus and shipping.

I just watch it for the story.

Goddamn.

>>22820087

Well, shit. That was fast.

Anybody else catch themselves singing Pinkie Pie's songs outloud? I had cupcakes stuck in my head at work today, and was caught singing it. Managed to play it off as "Dude, cupcakes are awesome." but still, they must suspect something.

>>22819987
moar liek

I know we're all forever alone here and what not but lets not turn this into a /r9k/ thread.

More ponies.

>Make shitty post
>Shit up the thread
THE TIME FOR SAD IS OVER
THE TIME FOR PONIES IS NOW

>>22820095

This is in NO WAY even close to how pathetic wapanse are.

Ponies or feelsbadman.jpg about kissing.

HOW CAN YOU LET YOURSELF ASSOCIATE FEELSBADMAN.JPG OVER KISSING, WITH PONIES?

I dated an applejack personality before. Believe me, it's only worth it if you actually care for the person. If they start pulling shit on you it feels like some of the worst garbage you can allow yourself to do while trying to tell yourself it'll get better.

Then you wake up, drop the shit, and get kisses that are worth it from girls that are worth it.

trust me.

Requires more pony.

>>22820112
BUT DAMMIT, THIS THREAD IS TRYING.

This thread has already gone in a few weird directions, so I figure it can't hurt to ask my creepy question here:

So Gilda's "back there" parts. Are they from her lion half or her gryphon half?

I mean does she have a cloaca or what?

Sure is /r9k/ around here, not that that's a bad thing

Postin' Trixie goes to /r9k/

New topic
Who else is hyped as fuck for the 2 Rarity eps? I am hyped as fuck that's who.

>>22818715
>Wait... it seems like that should be a shop, but it actually looks real. What's the story here? Even if kids were watching, I don't think FiM is widespread enough to make AJ that recognizable.

It's Mike Baker. He's a former CIA operative, the founder and former CEO of Diligence LLC, a business intelligence firm, and he's a current brony.

>>22820084
>done everyone
Oh the irony.

Maybe later I should try Lyra, Carrot Top, BonBon... I miss making those, actually. Made a "beginning of H ending" for Fluttershy and one for Trixie... was about to make one for Rarity... even made this gif >>22819704
and another for Rarity's ending and one for Fluttershy.

Only the earlier threads usually have some... resistance for stuff that comes even close to 34. I'm actually surprised how chill those threads tonight have been.

>>22820095
Don't come to the threads at 5 AM then. Tis the shipping hour.

Guy I'm going to post a comment on Lauren's DA page that's going to make you all feel like a bunch of a-holes for not posting it first!

>>22820124

>>22820122
Er, obviously instead of "gryphon" I meant "eagle."

It's late. Or early.

>>22820130

What about Zekora? I haven't seen one with her yet.

>>22820127
>current brony
How do you know that?

Maybe he just has a daughter who likes the show.

Hey guys what's going in this-


I'll come back later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiXr1jRJJOs&feature=feedf

>>22820087
I demand more shipper sue
>>22820133
aslo, that's too DAAAWWWW for me to clop. It's a cute kiss story, but that's good.
I gotta get off my bee-hind and writepony myself, I said I would... hmm

>>22820155
No stay! We are past the foreveralone now.
Also you are a good poster.

>>22820150

And Gilda too, now that I think about it.

>>22820150

doing Zecora now. don't depress yourselves too much while i'm gone, kids.

>>22820122
>Are they from her lion half or her gryphon half?
>gryphon half.

wat

>>22820130
>Also do nurse pony
Post yr stuff on late night threads if you can, less resistance & less people who don't care for it.

>>22820155
>I'll come back later
>implying you won't still be lurking the threads
I wish I could quit you, pony threads

>>22820109
Attempting to stop being sad and be awesome instead now...
15% ... 30%... 65% ... 80%...
Attempt failed.
Abort / Retry / Ignore
>Ignore
Apathy mode engaged.

>>22820143
It was more of a question really.

>>22820087
>her phone rings, and she grabs it

"Put me down!"
"Oops. Sorry, Spike."

>>22820150
Even before the spa pony one.

>>22820155
Sorry Pacce.

>>22820117
How so? Was she headstrong, or what?

Owls and ponies.

damn it snarky, i think i'm tearing up over here

>>22820122
>>22820149
And owlbears. I mean, what's up with that?!

>>22820175
>>22820149
Addressed already.

Now it's not late or early. Time has stopped. It will start again when I get a satisfactory answer.

>>22820187
>Spike just hopes she doesn't notice the camera as he leaves the room.

>>22820174

This should be interesting.

I can't wait to see what you do with the Fluttershy one.

>>22820148

>>22820190
>spa pony one

...I'm listening.

>>22820143


You posted that she's sick!? REALLY? THAT'S IT? Well fuck, I'm going to sleep.

>>22820183
>sicked
I am so fucking stupid
She'll understand it, though

Spike? Are you ready? You are? Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to rush you. Wait, right now? Oh, dear.

Umm...

Excuse me, sirs? Sirs?

Could you, uh, please stop drawing bad pictures of me and my friends? I'm sorry if I'm being too rude, but Rainbow Dash -- umm, I mean, all of us agreed that it is not very nice.

Did you all that, Spike? Okay, good. I hope they aren't too mad at me.

>>22820190
yes, ORANGES!... and grapes which are PURPLE!.. let's discuss what you want to do next MONTH!

>>22820234

Does this count as bad?

>>22820205

>>22820219
I asked how she was FEELING no ones done that yet

>>22820210

>>22820172

>>22820178
Well thought. I thought a few times about this one, but haven't actually made it.

>>22820143
Man, Lauren's DA is cluttered again.
Also that "nova" guy has a equuslelani/hubtvguy feeling...
Also, if someone has to post a comment on her page again, he HAS to add a link toward Carrot Top story, wit epilogue! It's probably one of the cutest and safest things Anon has done.

>>22820267

A.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Not sure if anybody was serious about my DJ pony. iPod is dying. If it's posted, could people save To re upload for me? Thanks.

>>22820245
Hahahahh I should take notes.

>>22820284

Did anybody ever show her the Christmas comic with Gilda and Dash? That was probably one of the sweetest things I've ever read.

>>22820285
>A
>not C

>>22820296
Yeah, but it was also done by railgunner, you want her to hear about his "other" work?

>>22820298

C is always the perverted, way-too-direct option that usually does more harm than good as far as getting the girl goes.

Trust me. I play VNs.

>>22820256

Can you send another message, Spike? You can! Good.

That's adorable! I'm sorry I if I sounded like I was saying all the art we saw was bad, it isn't all bad.

But Rainbow Dash is asking if -- yes, Rainbow, I promise I'll tell them -- Rainbow Dash would like it if, umm, you stopped saying that she... she... do I really have to say it? Uh, okay... she would appreciate if you stopped saying she 'likes the candy v.... the c-candy vag.'

>>22820306

That sounds ominous...but my curiosity outweighs my common sense. Who's this railgunner guy?

Choose your favorite ship /co/
Just one.

Mine would have to be Rarity/Fluttershy

all you can think to yourself is how dark it is in the forest at night. you'd grown up hearing the stories, of course, of Zecora the escaped voodoo priestess who slaughtered a family. never believed them-- that's kid stuff. but now... the shadows grow long, and you must admit, it's scary.

as you walk, you swear you can hear a voice. you call out tentatively. from out of the brambles comes a melodic, sex-dripped voice. "you who have come so far and is now so near, what is it from my woods that you fear?" behind the voice, out of a clearing in the branches, comes a woman, dusky-skinned and with a fire in her eye that could set the world ablaze. "i think you have been told many stories untrue. please, give Zecora a chance to prove herself to you."

you back away in fear, but she follows you, her eyes beautiful and hypnotizing. she stands on her tip-toes, so that her lips are just centimetres away from yours. Zecora, the woman you grew up fearing, gives your lips the slightest of licks, then retreats, looking over her shoulder at you, her eyes beckoning you to come thither and into primal ecstasy.

>>22820306
Didn't she favorite it or something? I thought I heard about it, but could be wrong.

>>22820288
Tried asking on the flockdraw? Some talented bronies there usually, it could get done soon.

>>22820306
She lurked our fucking threads one day and I seriously doubt she doesn't know all about the porn considering she hinted that she knows to just deal with that stuff

Besides like 90% of our drawfags seems to also draw porn or be furries so its unavoidable when she sees anyone's art.

>>22820306

She was the inspiration for Frankie Foster. She knows all about Rule 34 and how the internet can be.

>>22820325
Artist. Does really good on model work, also does any requests you ask so he has done porn.

>>22820315

Sure.

But I still think she and you would make a cute couple.

>>22820315
So she has a thing for Big Mac then?

>>22820315
>Whatspikewrote.jpg

>>22820326

Fluttershy and Big Mac.

>>22820338

Shit, that's not so bad. For a second there I thought you were gonna say he only draws weird fetish bullshit.

>>22820326
>rarity/fluttershy
Never really see that one.

Mine is Applejack/Rarity all time everytime
I wish I could quit you

>>22820349
All the fillies do, once you've had Big Mac, you can't go back.

>>22820152
While technically possible, he seems to be a bit on the old side of having a pony-aged daughter. Spending 15 years as a field officer prior founding his company in 2000 would estimate him being somewhere in his high 40s, low 50s. While there's nothing stopping one from having young kids at that age, it just feels more like the age where your youngest kids are teenage or collegiate.
Also, I like the other explanation better.

Well, bronies, I've decided to take a stab at writefagging. I'm sure it's immense shit, and this may be the ony time I take a crack at it, but I'd like to at least say I tried.
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Enough was enough.
Spike angrily stomped along the dusty path towards the Library, with that thought blasting across his mind faster than Rainbow Dash through clouds. Today was the day, he thought to himself, that Twilight does her own dirty work. Today, Spike planned to quit.
Oh, sure, he had thought about it before, back during the Canterlot days. But since the move to the Ponyville Library, Twilight's ungratefulness seemed to bloom swiftly— hard work rewarded with unenthused requests for more of the same, nagging any time he wasn't immediately at her beck and call, and never— NEVER!— a word of thanks. Clearly there wasn't an Element of Grati… grad… er, THANKFULNESS, he thought smugly to himself. Well, she was gonna get a heaping dose of THAT once she found out how much harder things would be without a second pair of hands… or a first pair, really, after he recalled that Twilight had hooves. But that didn't matter! Today, he would tell Twilight where she could shove her letters, put in a request for a transfer with another one of Celestia's students, and be DONE with the whole thing. There's only so much junk a dragon can put up with these days, anyway, and he was nearly at his limit, with regard to patience.
He stopped for a moment, when an involuntary memory came back to him, from when the two first met.

>>22820369
Young Twilight Sparkle could barely contain her joy; today, not only had she been accepted as one of Celestia's students, she was allowed to pick an assistant to assist in her studies of Equestria!
She shuffled through the files, reading through short biographies and checking pictures of candidates for Royalty Student Assistant in the spacious Equestrian Education office. There were a few griffons here, a couple of ponies there, all of which seemed to grab Twilight's interest in one way or another, as she read every word and viewed every picture of each and every candidate.
Cotton Ball, the unicorn behind the desk, was less enthused with Twilight's painstaking attention to detail.
"Er-HERM, perhaps you've found one you like, Miss Sparkle? There are several other students who need to pick their Assistant, so, while it's good that you're thinking carefully about it…" she suggested impatiently.
"Hm? Ah, I'm sorry, I'm almost done—" and at that moment, Twilight found an unusual profile in the mix. A baby dragon, barely 5 years old, had an application filled out! Instead of a photo, he seemed to have submitted a crayon-drawn rendering of himself. No record of his parents seemed to be included, with a small red stamp in the lower right of the page reading 'ORPHAN' confirming Twilight's suspicion. On the other hoof, his application seemed to be written in the most elegant handwriting she had ever seen… perhaps one of the office ponies had Spike dictate his biography to them?

>>22820310
Except for Gilda's one, at least, that's a catch.

Anyway the Spa Pony's answer to C so far is, "What is "swedish"?"

>>22820371
"Ah, did you find one?" Cotton asked, peeking at the top of Twilight's stack. "…oh, yes, 'Spike'. He's, er, something of a rare case. We usually don't allow non-Pony youths to apply for the position, nor do we allow anyone to apply without parental consent, he seems to have bypassed both of those by lacking parents to begin with. He's not quite as familiar with Equestria as you or I may be, but he's certainly an… ah, ENTHUSIASTIC little character," she added with a nervous chuckle. In fact, he was almost enthusiastic against the odds, she recalled to herself. He had applied a month and a half ago, and had struggled to find a student who wanted him. They often went towards more 'cuddly', less 'dragony' applicants, as he once read in a comment card he smuggled from his profile while the office pony was away. For all the mischief Spike seemed to cause while he waited, Cotton thought to herself, he really was something of a delight to have around… a pity that this young unicorn is no more likely to take him in.
"Oh… well, is it alright if I bring him in to ask a couple questions?"
"Well, if you make it quick. I can bring him in within a couple minutes."
"Thank you, ma'am."
And with that, Cotton Ball left the office with Spike's profile hovering above her horn. A few minutes afterwards, Twilight could hear a few soft whispers by the door.
"Go ahead, Spike, go on in… ? … hey, no need to be nervous. This is what you applied for, remember? She seems like a nice pony to me! Now go ahead…"
A few seconds later, the door clicked open, and a slightly nervous baby dragon entered the room and stood before Twilight.

>>22820326

I can't decide between Pinkie Pie x Rainbow Dash or Applejack x Rainbow Dash. They're both really cute in different ways.

>>22820376
Stumbling for words before remembering the speech he had prepared, he finally spoke. "H-hi. I am Spike the Dragon. I am glad you are, uh, inter… intere… THINKING about picking me for your assistant. What is your name?" he spoke, forcedly.
The young dragon's honest seriousness gave Twilight short cause to giggle. "Twilight, Twilight Sparkle. I just wanted to ask a few questions."
"Sure, go ahead– uh, I mean… *ahem* I would be most pleased to answer your questions," Spike repeated from another of his rehearsed responses.
"Alright. I like to read books a lot, so I applied for the reading program. That means I'm gonna need your help finding and getting all KINDS of books for me to study. Do you know how to find books in a library?"
"Uh, sure… I think!" Spike puzzled a bit. "You, uh, you find the first letter of the book title. I used to think it was by the first letter of the author's last name, but that didn't work so well…" Spike confessed.
"That's okay! We all make mistakes like that a couple times! Okay, uh… oh! Your biography was pretty unique, you seem to have come quite a ways for being such a young dragon!"
"Oh, the 'About Me'? Yeah, sorry if it seemed to drag on for a bit, I had a bit of free time when I wrote it out and–" Spike suddenly found Twilight's face a great deal closer to his.
"Wait wait wait. YOU wrote that? Yourself?" Twilight gaped.
"Uh, yeah, I did… why, did you like it? It's not much of a story, really, I haven't been around here too long–"
"One second." Twilight giddily interrupted Spike and turned to Cotton. "May I borrow a pen?"
"Er, sure, why?"
"I think I've found my assistant."

A few more of these memories flew by, except much faster and in less detail… he recalled the move to Ponyville, her visit with all her now-current friends, cleaning up town for Spring, the friends he made through her… all his best memories with her whizzed by, despite his anger. For a few brief moments, his heart bled for his bookworm employer.
…no! That was then, this is now. It's her decision to treat me like this, so it's my decision to not take any more of it! I'm on good enough terms with the other ponies to where I don't NEED her anymore, so… there! And he resumed his storming. The small grocery bag with a quart of milk, a couple of apples and a bag of toasted hay almost seemed to burn in his hand as his anger heated up once again.
At last, he approached the door of the library. He steeled himself for a second, then burst through the door, authority booming through his voice.
"TWILIGHT! I'VE HAD… enough… of… you're not here."
Sure enough, not a single thing stirred in the tall, hollow stump of the library. All the books were neatly organized and put away, the newly installed refrigerator hummed quietly in the corner, the floor and walls were sparkling clean… it was precisely as he left it this morning, barring a small piece of paper on the table.
At first, Spike didn't notice it, as he grumbled towards the fridge and began to put away the contents of the bag. However, a misjudged grab for the chips instead grabbed the small sheet on the table.
"Hm? What's this…?" Spike shot a quick glance at the words, then read in greater detail…

>>22820332
It's a shame because I'm a furry drawfag and want nothing to do with actually drawing porn of these ponies. There is enough personality in everything where you can see people you know in each pony, or see a pony in people you know. It would feel outright goddamn creepy in some cases.

This is probably the first series I've respected enough in a long while to be able to say that.

Did I mention swat kats was awesome as a child?

>>22820385
Dear Princess Celestia,
How I wish I could say I had learned something new! Instead, I seem to have a problem… I think I've been pushing Spike around a bit more than I should have, and I haven't been saying how much I appreciate his help lately. The enthusiasm he had when we started back in Canterlot is barely there, and he seems more annoyed than overjoyed to help me with things these days! I'd be less bothered if I didn't think I was why he's acting up…
Celestia, I'm so worried he'll quit before I can tell him how much I want to thank him for his work! I feel terrible… is there something I can do to keep him from leaving? Should I just tell him "thank you" for something small? Should I buy him something as thanks? (I know he wanted that Transpony Robot toy thing from the toy store, would that be any good?) I just can't bear to think about him leaving… it's not just that I'd have to do the work myself— I'm writing this with my magic, though my handwriting isn't nearly as elegant as Spike's– it's also that I wouldn't be able to see him around… for all the snarky comments I make at his lame jokes or commentary, he really has been a great assistant and–

(It seemed that she was interrupted in the middle of writing the letter, as it lacked her usual signature.)
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>>22820361
He did draw Applebloom, that was a disappointment for some (me included). But he is pretty good.

>>22820385
"Spike?"
Twilight whispered through the paper bag clenched between her teeth, as she snuck in the door. It was now late night, and she had just returned from a brief adventure with Pinkie Pie that had interrupted her letter to Celestia several hours ago (she had discovered that Fluttershy's bunnies were, in fact, capable of flight with enough balloons. Getting them back on ground, on the other hand, proved more difficult). Spike was tucked away in his bed, snoring as usual. He seemed to have a light smirk on his face, almost as if he was dreaming of something pleasant.
As Twilight glanced at Spike, her attention snapped immediately to the letter she had forgotten to finish! She silently but quickly made her way towards the table where her letter sat, set the paper bag down, lifted the pen with her magic, and… stopped. This wasn't her letter, it was in Spike's handwriting, a short note with an inky hand-mark next to his signature. It looked awfully official, as it was in his usual excellent handwriting…
Twilight bristled. This wasn't his letter of resignation, was it? It's not as if one could RESIGN from a post to which one was assigned by Celestia; perhaps, she thought, he wasn't aware of that? What if he already sent it and this is just a first draft…? She took a second look, flipped the page around, and found her letter intact. Then she flipped it back over, and read Spike's letter.

>>22820349
I think Dash makes an exception for Big Mac

Ok, it's later!

Also, I want to share with you, what I find to be, the saddest RP from any pony thread ever.
How can this be sadder than retard Derpy being raped by her poppa and prolly being impregnated by him and all that jazz?
Two reasons:
-Because this could ACTUALLY happen in the show.
-Because you personally can relate to it.

>>22820401
Dear Twilight,
You don't need to worry so much about me. Truth is, we dragons are made of way harder stuff than getting all bothered with some sissy stuff like moving books around and the occasional hard day at work. Heck, we like that sort of stuff, it kind of lights our fire! Heheh, get it? Fire? 'cause, I'm a dragon? …okay, that was pretty lame, you've got me there.
The point is, Twilight, I'm still glad to work for you. Okay, a little thanks here and there would be nice every so often, and I do think you're still a little stressed out by all the stuff that happens here, and I catch a bit of the flack here and there. But I think if you just let me know what's going on, I'd be better able to help you get past it. I'm your helper, after all, it's what I'm here to do, y'know! I haven't always been the most coop-- cu-op… er, EAGER worker, but I'm still glad you picked me that one time in Canterlot. (What can I say? You've got good taste, haha!)
But enough of the old stuff. I got the stuff on the grocery list, it's all in the fridge. I also pruned the branches on the outside of the house, like you asked yesterday. I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
-Spike
(P.S: If you do get that Transpony toy, I'd really like the Eponymous Prime with the Kung-Fu Hoof action or Mare-a-tron, but really, any one of those would be awesome!)

>>22820403
...Reminds me of those Garfield comics without Garfield.

>>22820329
hhhhhhaaaaawww
*passes out*

>>22820203

oh, i did Fluttershy in the old thread. here's the dandy updated version.


you had been hanging out for a few weeks, but Fluttershy had never shown any actual romantic interest in you until today. sitting on the couch, she leans over to you and quickly pecks you on the lips. she squeaks and blushes furiously, looking away. "i-i'm sorry", she whispers. "i d-don't know what came over me... please don't be mad..." she looks absolutely miserable, like she put all the hope she had in her soul into something only to see it mercilessly crushed. her eyes begin to sparkle with the beginnings of tears.

you pick her chin up, and she blushes even harder, but her tears stay in her eyes, and she holds tentative eye contact with you, like she's scared of herself. you smile softly and tell her that you feel the same way. she stares at you for a moment, mouth agape, as if she can't believe her luck, that out of the billions of people on the earth, she met the one that she was meant to be with. then she pounces on you, pulls off your shirt, and holds your arms down as she caresses your chest with butterfly kisses. you gasp with pleasure, and she suddenly looks up, a look of concern written in every facet of her expression. "d-did i hurt you?" she whimpers. "i-i-i'm really sorry..." you blink at her for a second, before rolling over, pushing her underneath you, and bringing your lips together for a passion-soaked embrace. as you begin to kiss each other, you notice wet spots on your chest. Fluttershy was crying the whole time, not with sadness, but with joy.

>>22820414
A few minutes later, set the paper bag next to Spike's bed, turned out the lights, and went to sleep, glad that everything would be okay the next morning. Her only regret was that the store was all out of Eponymous Prime and Mare-a-Tron, and all they had was MetalHoof
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There. It's... probably not all that great, but I had a good bit of fun writing it, otherwise I wouldn't have stayed up 'till 2:30 AM the day before I have to get up early, writing it.
If a better writefag wants to take the concept and rewrite it, I welcome if not encourage it.

>>22820434

Nicely done. Very cute.

>>22820403
This makes me laugh everytime I see it.

The trixiefag may be annoying but its pretty hilarious seeing him try to get so much attention. and staying true to character

>>22820450
Which is why I wonder if the Derpy roleplaying wasn't him...

>>22820402
Yup.
>>22817685

>>22820403
Did the thread actually go like that? No edits?

Peop...I mean bronies, why would you choose, this is why concept of an orgy was created.

>>22820403
wow, somehow it's both amusing and boring

Appealing to my bronies' sensitive side...

Which character makes you feel the most sympathetic when they cry?

Let's just limit it to the main cast only, and no fanworks (no Pinkie having Diabeetus). Let's also assume that any character could be brought to the point of an emotional breakdown (read: there doesn't have to be an episode in which they cried).

Hard Mode: No Fluttershy, jesus christ, of COURSE everyone feels bad when she cries, easiest answer EVER.

For me, it's Twilight. I guess it's the fact that she's just getting used to being a normal girl with friends and fun, and to have her revert to the 'nobody loves me' or 'I'm worthless to people' bit she used to have- this time accompanied with true sorrow because there are now many people she stands to lose if this is true- is really quite depressing to think about.

God, I can't believe I'm a college kid talking about this shit... and yet I'm compelled...

Someone please work with me on this one.

>>22820488

Rarity or Dash, because they're the most distant and the strongest emotionally, respectively.

spent...about an hour trying to remember how to draw ponies. Spent another hour and a half doing this.

For the life of me I couldn't get the head shape right...tried angling it to where she was looking up with a "are you serious?" look on her face...It's suppose to be Rainbow Dash by the way...-shrugs-...that's what you get with pencil and paper...

...oh yeah...and she has that long neck thing...wasn't intentional...but too tired to care...

>>22820478
I'd say Pinkie Pie.
It's not so much that she's cried 'seriously' yet (I don't quite count her encounter with Luna as 'serious' in the same vein as Fluttershy's reaction to Gilda or Twilight's cry in Winter Wrap-Up), but just thinking about what it would take to drop her from her incredible good mood to bawling.

>>22820488
Rainbow Dash. Seeing someone like her break would be unbearable.

>>22820178
Yeah dude, that occurred to me, too. But really, it's been a bit of lack of material.

>>22820431

Damn it... stupid Adorable Fluttershy...

>>22820502

Dash...

Crying?

Can she do that?

Oh god, this series seems intent on breaking every character at least once...

;_________;

>>22820431

>>22820488

Damn, you just described exactly why I feel like crap everytime Twilight is sad. I completely empathize with her.

>>22820478
>>22820488
>God, I can't believe I'm a college kid talking about this shit... and yet I'm compelled...
You're also obviously compelled to roleplay as Fluttershy Don't worry it will be our little secret

I think it'd be really sad if we ever saw Dash or AJ cry. Just because it takes a lot to make strong characters cry and its usually really emotional like I mean imagine your father crying over your mother

>>22820434
>A few minutes later, SHE set the paper bag next to Spike's bed,
Fuck, teaches me to write after midnight.

>>22820488
applejack.

Imagine seeing that kind of physical force, work ethic, and the backbone of the pony community she did win that award for being most dependable and the leader of her own family break down into sobs.

I imagine it would start with incoherent rage in her face before she ran off to cry, utterly alone, so people wouldn't see her being weak.

But I have a good imagination.

>>22820528

I was doing that because I thought it would be lulzy to imagine what she would be like shocked... was hoping for the thread participants to be a bit more active in their rule 34, but I guess it's just an inconvenient hour for us amerifags

>>22820431

Alright, lessee here...

Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Applejack
Twilight
Zecora
Fluttershy

Only main pony left is Rainbow Dash.

You're the only reason I'm still awake at 3 in the goddamn morning. I hope you're happy with yourself.

>>22820512
well hey, maybe some good caps will come outta the new episode

Woo cell chargers USB works with iPod. Seaweeds still up? I know these things take time, just wonderin if they left.
>>22820488
AJ, because so many people depend on, admire, and even look up to her. It would be devastating to everyone to see her in such a state, not to mention it would take a near disaster to get her to that point.

And I'm a 19 year old guy working on certs to get into IT work. Doesn't matter, we're all bronies here, dude.

>>22820503
Neck doesn't look so long. Missing eyebrows, though.

>>22820507
This. It's like sadness would be something alien to her. Rarity and Fluttershy cry easily, TS not so much, AJ and RD could take most stuff I think.

>>22820488

Pinkie Pie.

Can you even imagine, someone as constantly happy and upbeat as her, being reduced to tears? It would probably make ME start crying too. And I NEVER cry.

>>22820555
>seaweeds
Meant drawfags, silly autocorrect

>>22820550
Actually, I look forward to this one as much as I did the Fluttershy one. That is, to say, a lot.

>>22820488
Twilight for exactly the reasons you said

>>22820488

/r/ing pics (screencaps of show or fanart) of every character crying.

I don't know if it makes me a sadist or what, but I just am curious to see what each character would look like sad especially Dash

>>22820510
Like let me set the scene for you:
Her day has finally come, she gets to audition for the Wonderbolts. She throws everything at them, gives them the very best she has.
And they say, "No, we're very sorry. Your amateur stunts are nice, but it's plain to see that you'll never be Wonderbolt material."
They then send her out the door.
Pinkie Pie has a party waiting for her when she gets back to Ponyville, banners everywhere saying things like "Rainbow Dash - Wonderbolt Extraordinaire" and "Living the Dream!"

Now try and picture her face.
Someone draw it!

>>22820564

>Pinkie_and_Gramy_at_the_graveyard.jpg

>>22820564
Pinkie with diabetes.txt

Dear god what a following. Fan fiction at its best, little to no trolling.....my god has MLP change the face of /co/?

>>22820591
>>22820584

Cryingponyfanartmind

FUND IT

>>22820591

Bastard.

>>22820552
Yeah, hopefully. Took a few out of context caps for gifs of what would be Fluttershy's endings... gotta sort them out.

>>22820591

If anything, she would just put on a tough facade for everyone, and cry herself to sleep that night, careful not to spoil the image of her unflappable attitude.

>>22820593

>>22820591
I'd imagine she would be all like "Fuck their shit. I'll start my own flying team!"

Permamently loosing her wings on the other hand...

>>22820599
Only women will inherit the world. No complaints here.

>>22820618
Huhuh... huh... uncloppable... huhuh...

>>22820591

Oh dear god...

Can you write one for Pinkie Pie?

>>22820612

See, this sort of parodying exaggeration is why I simply can't imagine her crying. If nothing else, she would break only after everyone else, and by that I mean everyone in Ponyville would have to die before Pinkie snapped.

>>22820593
>>22820628
I am literally crying now
Thanks /co/

>>22820618
That is equally possible given her character. Which would just make it that much worse when she excuses herself from her friends, goes home, and completely falls apart. Her body wracking with sobs as she cries all alone where no one can see or hear.

>>22820591

It would take a long time for Dash to get out of that depression. She'd be going through the motions, not really caring for anything. Until Pinkie Pie breaks her out of her Funk, that is.

>>22820632
>"Fuck their shit. I'll start my own flying team!"

WITH BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS!

MLP is the new Avatar
Until the new Avatar

I can see rainbow dash looking quite pissed when crying, mumbling to herself, before burying her head in a cloud and going quiet.

She would neglect the sky for a while, so the entirety of ponyville would be covered in light rain.

all the clouds would still be white, and the drizzle would be only be coming from the cloud rainbow was on.

the could stays white.

>>22820651
SPECIALLY hookers.

>>22820652

And then we will see "My Little Korra".

I'd allow it.

So has anyone (else) actually bought any ponies?

Postin mah pony. I done styled her hair.

>>22820642
I'm trying to think of a scenario that's plausible within that cartoon's universe that could actually hurt her...
Give me a few minutes.

>>22820648

She probably wouldn't be able to make it. Seeing Pinkie Pie's party would push her over the edge. I bet she'd break down crying on the spot.

Should totally have Gilda showing up to show a better side.

>>22820632

she might also attempt suicide.
not being able to put up with rejection and being too closed in to talk to anybody about it

>>22820646

I like to imagine Dash gets her to the hospital in time, and when Pinkie wakes up and Dash's been there, waiting for her to come out of some kind of diabetic coma, Dash just tears into her for doing it.

then confesses she loves her, and happy end etc etc

>>22820651

"I hate my name." said Hookers.

>>22820656

Rainbow Dash crying = the sky crying.

Dash confirmed for God? (IE making angels cry)?

>>22820488
...Simon Dash

>>22820672
Poor ratings.

You guys do know that RD has command over pegasi in ponyville right? The whole situation would resolve itself when she realizes she could create an armada of stunt ponies...

>>22820671
I got a Pinkie Pie.
Me mum bought me a Fluttershy for helping out.

>>22820671
I would post but I looked at that pic and died instantly.

>Manly_tears.jpg

>>22820691
HAH! That's hill-...
Hmmm.
HMMMMMM.

>>22820706
manly story bro

goddammit Snarky,.. youve brought all my multitasking to a halt... WITH FEEELINGS!

>>22820710

But can you make it SOUL-CRUSHING?

>>22820706
RD's dad?

>>22820593
Can someone post this?

>>22820680
>>22820651
requesting fanart of Blackjack and Hookers.

>>22820706
Not gonna cry.

"You have your father's spirit... promise me you'll wait to use it?"

;___;

>>22820697

Lovely curls, what did you use/do?

>>22820705

Died instantly?

>>22820550

quite.

man, this is one hell of a party. everyone's here-- even Luna came out for it. and over there, on the dance floor, Rainbow Dash, moving like a madwoman with her friend, Gilda. their lesbianism was tasset: they didn't even have to say anything, people just... knew. you decide to talk to Dash. and why not? you've known her for years. Gilda sees you coming, glares at you, and leaves. ignoring her, you approach Dash, who's slurry voice quickly reveals that the level of alcohol she has in her is usually reserved for sailors. "i dunno whyyyy, man. they 'lweeeys think i'm gay", she says, after some conversation. "'s fuckin' slander, yeah's what it is"

you point out that she hasn't had a boyfriend since second grade, when she kissed a boy on a dare. "dun' fuckin' matter, man. i'm BISEZZUAL. 're, i'll fuckin' prooove it." she staggers into you, grabbing your collar and shoving her lips into yours. you can taste the vodka in her breath. you hold that pose for a long time, long enough to see Gilda narrow her eyes at you in impotent rage. eventually, Dash breaks away. "zee? tol'ja. not gay. i'm jess--"

she trips, falling forward into you, knocking both of you to the floor. she lands on top of you, sitting up, her waist straddling you and her short skirt riding up her legs. she puts her finger to her mouth and smiles like a predator.

it's the only way i could make it work, dammit. sorry.

maybe i do Luna and Celestia, but probably not.

>>22820722
Derp, filename, sorry.

Celestia caught Gilda trying to do something... not even sure what, they wouldn't tell me /co/

They just said it was my fault she was in Equestria... and they had to punish me too...

>>22820706

>All that was left was the beautiful rainbow from the storm he fought alone. For her.

Lost it.

>>22820755
Not cool, dude.

>>22820737
I would have never thought of dash as a party girl but it fits.

>>22820706
I like the other version better

Always want to be with you, make believe with you...

>>22820737

>Drunken Horny Rainbow Dash
>why_boner.jpg

>>22820737

Me like.

You want a real challenge? Try Gilda.

>>22820760

Yeah, I swear, this is the one show I can read sad fics about and get upset all morning.

Hopefully we'll get a happy thread later.

STOP WITH THE BAAAWWW, MAKE WITH THE DRAW

Yes, I mad, you made me cry. D':

I was enjoying this thread
Now It feels like there is a fist in my chest crushing my lungs, It feels like I can barely breath.

>>22820777
I second that.

>>22820792

A girl's tears can do that to a man.

>>22820360

thought of this one in bed... Field too long.. ahurhur READ IT. it will make you feel betterrrrrrr

>>22820779

DOGGAMMIT I DO ALL THIS WRITEY BOLLOCKS AND YOU PEOPLE ARE STILL SAD

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO

I GAVE YOU DRUNK HORNY RAINBOW DASH FFS

>>22820060
HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHA

Neither have I.

>>22820814

>>22820502

>>22820822

I ain't complainin'.

Captcha: skoebe fuck

Uh...

>>22820060
are you sure of that ?

iam 28 and in the same conditions than you

>>22820835
hhhhhhahah what? Ya don't like it, Dash?

>>22820822

I enjoyed Drunk Horny Rainbow Dash.

More boring stats.

Who else is excited for Feeling Pinkie Keen?

someone draw or write something funny plz

>>22820855
Weh, Rarity is my favorite and I am looking forward to her two more.

>>22820812
it is their greatest weapon.

>>22820822
We love you for it

>>22820814
jesus christ that's so horrifying my monocle is half deep in the wall and I need to reattach my mustache.

too you all, way to start the week end guys...brilliant.

>>22820672

>I'll give it a shot.

Everypony in Ponyville had fallen ill to some sickness. Some recovered by a combination of medical care by the talented nurse ponies and a constant source of laughter and fun (and delicious baked goods) from the village's funnest member, Pinkie Pie.

But one young pony's condition wouldn't improve. And Applebloom's family already expected the worst, and the nurses had already shaken their heads and all but given up hope, but of course Pinkie couldn't give up on one of her best friend's little sister! So for days, Pinkie showered the young pony with gifts and jokes, attention and laughter, and every day little Applebloom's giggling was just a bit weaker. One day, Pinkie made what she thought was a great joke about a dentist and a water balloon, but noticed that the only laughter she could hear was her own. She paused, confused, and saw Applebloom in her bed, eyes almost closed.

"Pinkie... Pie..." the little foal said in a weak, raspy voice. "Thank yah for... for staying with me... It means a lot..."

>>22820434
Hello, if whoever wrote this is till here, I just want to say... BRILLIANT! After readying constant floods of shipping fics, I love this awesome simple plot line that really feels like it could be a part of the show!

>>22820874
What?

>>22820877

"Of course, silly filly!" Pinkie replied happily, giggling. "Laughter iiiis the best medicine!" The singsong inflection, as always, was an infectiously joyful mannerism.

Applebloom smiled softly, but made no reply. Her breaths came slower and slower, until finally, she was still.

Pinkie watched her intently, wondering if she was holding her breath. Maybe it was a game? Pinkie could NEVER turn down a game! She inhaled sharply and stood motionless for a minute straight. Finally, she inhaled in an explosive gasp, before shaking her head and cocking it to the side. Applebloom sure could hold her breath for a long time. A REALLY long time.

After a few minutes, Applejack came in, and froze at the door. She strode forward, mouth agape in shock, as she looked at what was now the corpse of her little sister. Fighting back tears, she nuzzled Applebloom's face gently, and turned to Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie, Ah... Ah want ta thank ya for... for spendin' time with her... she died happy, and that's all Ah could ask for. Thank ya." She walked silently out of the room.

>>22820895

Pinkie blinked. Had Applejack said...?

"Hey, Applebloom, the joke's over!" She laughed and stepped towards the little pony. "We got your sister good! And man, you sure can hold your breath!" She, too, poked at Applebloom with her snout. There was no reaction. Pinkie stared at the still face, a smile frozen on her lips, and tried again. An hour later, Applejack came in again, this time with Big Macintosh. Pinkie was still futilely trying to 'wake up' Applebloom.

"Pinkie... sugarcube..." Applejack said softly.

The pink pony turned, tears streaming silently down her face. "We got you good, didn't we?" she said in an almost quavering, almost-unintelligible voice. "She's... she's actually made you believe that she's d--" Pinkie fell silent suddenly. She exited the room quietly, her step completely devoid of the characteristic bounce. To the Apple family members watching her, it was as alien as the thought that their little sister had actually died.

Pinkie confirmed for needing a hospital involved to have a plausible breakdown.

>>22820894
It was the last episode, they were canceled.

>>22820903

Only thing i could think of had Pinkie's 'happiness as a fix-all' method fail with the most dire result possible -- death.

The choice of Applebloom was so that I could flesh it out a bit more than "generic background pony 1142 died".

Dash would probably chew off her own wings if she were rejected by the Wonderbolts

>>22820896
Oh hey, Applejack! I smelled your barbecue all the way from Ponyville and decided to drop by-

Oh, hey, your house is all firey-wirey whooshy-shwooshy!

>>22820906
Holy shit you just made me cry. I can't remember the last time I cried and now I am at fucking ponies, what is this?

>>22820906

>>22820911
Oh!.. oh... that's
fuck

mmm...I've got hot cocoa...a little bit of schadenfreude...and people are trying to get the mood a little happier...which of course everyone enjoys...

>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>22820913

I agree, I think I've gone too far with trolling images for one night.

Time to work on something nicer.

>>22820874
Actually. Give me a second to touch this up.

>>22820924
Oh jesus.
Self mutilation dash while she cries about how useless she is and will never amount to anything will haunt my dreams tonight.

>>22820913
yyyeah Mine didn't have that.

>>22820906
>>22820874


SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

I AM A BIG HAIRY MAN WHO SHOULDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CARTOON CHARACTERS. SHUT UP!

;_; A BLOO BLAAA BLOO BLOO ;_;

>>22820924
nah
she'd just keep practicing

>>22820956
>>22820936
>>22820931

Sooo.... do I pass the writefag entrance exam?

Yes, that was my first writefaggotry

>>22820966

A+

Can we get something happy now, please? From anyone?

...who the hell is posting my stuff and why?...I can understand if you're trying to cheer up the thread a bit...but don't spam it...not everyone enjoys my stuff...or shipping...or the combination of how I write shipping...

...-sips cocoa-...

>>22820973
>straighten
straightened would work better there

Fanfics, fanfics everywhere.

This fandom is treading the ground between the Twilight fandom and the Sonic fandom, and it's moving towards Sonic fandom very quickly.

Now for something manlier. Brace yourselves.

>>22820979

2nded! Something like Luna meeting the main cast, expecting to be hated and reviled by them, because of NMM, but instead, they all show her kindness and friendship.

Please. My eyes are glistening only because I'm allergic, and the sniffling too. Just allergic. To being sad

heh, yall motherfuckers can't make me sad. because i just scroll right past it

>>22820966
...Damn.
Just read yours.
That hurt.

...EVALUATE ME>>22820814
>>22820979

>>22820991
goddamnit, I'd JUST gotten my mustache back on straight.

Now my fucking monocle is embedded in my neighbors siding somewhere.

>>22820991
A ending! Needs editing but you guys don't have the time!

>>22820995

Last thread had one that was already in the process, however it hadn't gotten much farther than Luna arriving in Ponyville and meeting Twilight.

No, I don't have it saved.

>>22820990
Thats the drought for ya.
Thankfully, its over next week, with what is possibly RD's ep.
Also this thread is so sad...
Strange how we're now on Pinkie having diabete (though it can makes sense) and forgot about the fact that her parent's are DEAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Why her?
She crawled out from under her mother.
Why was she the only pony left? Why did they all leave her behind?
No other ponies.
No other animals.
No trace of town she'd called home.
Just her. Why just her? Why protect her? What good did it do? She was the smallest. She was the weakest. They all hated her. They all scolded her. Nothing she ever did made them happy. She shouldn't be here. She didn't want to be here.

The sun was coming down and an entire day had passed with these thoughts. She got up on her hooves and started after that sun- away from the stars. Far away.

There must be something in her she couldn't see. That had to be the reason, because there must have been a reason for her to still be here. She must have some greatness in side her. She is a Unicorn, after all. She has to be great. She is great. How else could somepony have survived such a fearsome attack. Why it's a wonder that Beast got away from HER! The whole town was so thankful. They all loved her now. But such greatness could not be kept in a quaint little road town for so long. After all, She is the great and powerful vanquisher of the dreaded Ursa Major!

>>22820988
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I hate tiny mistakes like that. They itch in my head like little buggies.
I also missed the 2nd " in "screwed by the network"

Pinkie walked through Sugar Cube Corner. It was early yet, the shop hadn't opened. She watched the light from the rising sun play across the colourful candies and sweets, making them sparkle like diamonds. She straightened a display of lollipops until it looked perfect and she smiled at the beauty of it.
She walked out the shop door and locked it behind her, even though she knew it would never open again. They only had a few minutes left.
Putting on her best smile she bounced over down the street and towards a table where her friends were gathered round.
"There you are Pinkie," Twilight called to her happily. She didn't know, none of them did. Twilight spoke briefly about the the great adventure they had the night before. Pinkie found it hard to listen to the recap, but savored hearing her friend's voice.
"I just want you all to know, that you're my very best friends and I'm just so happy to be with you," Twilight finished and gathered them all into a group hug. It was a bit out of character, but Pinkie didn't mind.
She had to speak now, she got the last line. She swallowed hard and her throat felt dry. "And we'll be together forever."

Later, on forums across the web, posters complained of another show "screwed by the network". While others were discussing an image cropped from the last shot. Everyone was smiling and laughing in the picture, but Pinkie alone had tears streaming down her face.

Any artist here, draw pinky pie reading our sadfic and doing that goofy cartoonish cry she did in the second episode.

>>22821042
I'd worry about bothering folks, reposting after every fix, but we're in autosage anyway.

By the way, how many images do we still have?

>>22821050
Doesn't matter. At least you aren't posting pictures, that would be slightly annoying.

>>22820966

Welp, okay then. Maybe I'll try some more writefaggotry in the future.

>I will use my tripcode tool to make my trip "sadpinkie" (no guarantee on caps/lowercase). Shouldn't take my beast of a computer more than an hour or so of searching at 7.75 million trips/sec

Oh god, I am NOT ready to get it going on that...

>>22821043
that just gave me the most terrible idea.

Why would pinkie pie wander /co/? then again, why wouldn't she?

thusly, I must create a fujoshi pony.

I feel so sonic fandom esque.

Still no response from drawfags. Gotta sleep, its like 4 here. Thanks for the emotional confusion, guys.

Sooooooo, who here could use a laugh?

>>22821042
oh dear, i just remembered the last episode of Moonlighting

>>22821055
6

>>22821064
Nothing on flockdraw? Anyway, night, after some sleep this will be a sad thread in the distance!

>>22821064
heh, pussy. its 6:50 here.

oh dear go im up at 7 am posting bout ponies what is wrong with me.

ive lost control of my life.

Man, so many pics, I need to sort my folder...
>1080 images.
....fuck.