But what should I sing?

Hmmm...

Let's sing the: "eat a fist sandwich, bitch!" song.

OOOH!

OOOOOOH!

I KNOW!

SHOO-BE-DOO!

Open your eyes; I see
Your eyes are open

Play "Melancholy Baby"

Wear no disguise for me;
Come into the open

When it's cold outsiiiiide,
Am I heeere in vaaaaiiiiin?

HOLD OOOONNN TO THE NIIIIGHT
THERE WILL BEEEEE NOO SHAAAAME

she's an evil enchantress
and she does evil dances
and if you look deep in her eyes
she will put you in trances
and what does she do
she mixes up an evil brew
and she'll gobble you up
in a big tasty stew....
soooooo watch out

I'm willing to allow this

I watched the first episode last night, and I just have to say- what the fuck do you people see in that show?

ALWAAAAAAAYS

PONY BREAKER

I WANNA BEEEE WITH YOOOU
AND MAKE BELIIIIEVE WITH YOU

AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OOOHHHH LOOVE

>>22751435
At first I thought that was Chris Rock and read it in his voice

...I see what you're doing here.

Sing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfCHwsp9bSc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
or this

>>22751602
15 year old detected

I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together...

okay, three, two, one, let's jam!

Hi, cuntface!

I wanna curbstomp you.

>>22752827

sing this instead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

>Spent an entire week doing nothing but discussing colorful horses on the internet because lol download limits.
I need a hobby

>>22752853

Here's the requested story about Zecora's first visit to Ponyville. Please comment and stuff.

>>22752879
>linking to OP

>>22752896

/r/ing screencaps of spa pony plz.

The higher the quality, the more internets you will receive.

>>22751444

Looks like someone wants a cuddle. <3

Also, I'm opened up to requests.

which ficanue

recent flockdraw

just felling like drawing a silly idea so here is Rainbow Dash after joining the Shadowbolts

here's a request from last general (this is the new general)

>>22752878

Your hobby is now Ponies.

any have the fic of the 1st episode wher Twilight get fucked for everyone ?

>>22752933
I haven't seen anything with Fluttershy interacting with Rarity

HEY EVERYBODY
REMEMBER TO WISH LAUREN FAUST A HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

>>22752946

Love your style, yorick.

Do you do requests?

>>22752962
That text made me lol pretty hard.

The image, not so much.

>>22752968

Is that some new copypasta I'm unaware of?

>>22753027

Dunno but the macro is perfect.

>>22752960

>>22753000
And remember to keep it clean. No 34, no shipping, no furry stuff, okay?

>>22752968

You mean the one where Twilight fucks up in the first episode, causes the apocalypse and everybody dies? I didn't save it, but it's back in the archives. AJ write it.

>>22752960
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
Thass wonderful!
I HAVE to colour it...
But it's OC so I have to make colour choices...
I'm colourblind.
THIS SHOULD BE FUN!

>>22752968
You mean the one where the ponies get Big Mac to rape Trixie while they all watch? I haven't seen the whole thing posted, just the first part.

>>22753082
Well then i guess i have to start over

>>22753087
eerrrrrr no
is when she meets everyone

>>22753102

He's talking about Friendship is Sexy, which is horrible on all kinds of levels. Far more than the Trixie one.

anyone have download of pinkie cupcake song

>>22753102

From what I read he wasn't all that sold on the idea.

>>22752925
>>22752925

Anyone?

>>22752960
I like this

>>22753141
yes that one

>>22753092
how colourblind we talking?

Holy horseshit, I think I had an idea.
Pony versions of Scarlett o'hara and rhett butler from gone with the wind.

Mfw i dont even have to request it because i can draw just fine.

>>22752968

That's just an elaborate troll, it doesn't exist.

>>22753119
>>22753119
...thisone?

http://pastebin.com/yH0jVNKB

>>22753141
I have fapped to it multiple times. Feels goodman.

>>22752925

>>22753204
holy shit yeah thats is
thankyou kind sir

>>22753204

>>22752896
You write pretty well. I enjoyed it. The wording was just a little awkward at times though, it makes me wonder if English is your first language? I mean that with no disrespect.

>>22753177

If it's this version of Scarlet O' Hara then I'll love you forever

>>22753204

well, look who we have here.

>>22753000

>EVERYBODY

Oh jesus it actually seems weird that you didn't say "everypony".

any know if the guy that was makin the one of mating season finished ?

it was fun the image of Big mac running from applejack

>>22753000
wait what, are we going to send this by mail or to her da account?

>>22753274

>Uninvited

Jesus Christ... Why my parents thought that would be a good idea to give me when I was six, I'll never know. I have yet to forgive them for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMXhEXQSXSw
Watch it, it's awesome. (It's a FiM AMV, scout's honor)

>>22753320
Yeaaaaaah, it gets weird when that gets into your head.

>>22752925

goddamn eternal flood protection

>>22753204
just so you all know
if you get a boner while reading this
you're a genuine furry, and are probably the cause of pony threads devolving into porn and shitty ship fics these past few weeks

so fuck you

Does the pony with carrots on her vlanks got a name?

>>22753349
...havent happened to me.

>>22753302
smoke weed errday

was themphy

>>22753421
Yet.

>>22753377
>almost makes me want to post these ones

>>22753204
>Lapping up the bead of thick pre-cum forming on the head of his cock, she savored the taste

woah, thats too much for me.

>>22753404
I don't think she has a "real" name yet, but /co/ has been calling her Carrot Top.
>>22753426
>ponyfrog

>>22753372
>>22753245

THANK YOU.

I have the flockfraw images already, but thanks anyways, Anon!

been workin on this

is Butterscotch still posting?

Eeverybody in here needs to listen to this, butthurt or not butthurt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU&ob=av2em

Sing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VUJfeXeIqc

>>22753325
wait you mean by ACTUAL mail
would that not be creppy?

I see why people would want to read sex fics, but I don't see the appeal in writing them.

>>22753349
Yeah pony and body are close enough it happened to me in a conversation.

Speaking about ponies and songs...
Do we plan a sing along of Winter Wrap-Up for march?

>>22753616

Same reason people draw porn bro.

>>22753612

You know, back in my day, round about nineteen dicketysix, all fan mail went through snailmail.

>>22753265
Why don't you keep the negativity to yourself? There were some really uncalled-for comments on a drawfriend's efforts in the last general, and we don't need to alienate our writefriends, either.

I have a request for the Drawfags.

I would like to see Optimus Prime or some other ptransformer as a pony.

>>22753616
Speaking of which, did you read Swayback Mountain?

I heard you didn't because of the sex scene

It doesn't contain sex

it just stops when rarity is going down

>>22753660
Transponies
Equines in disguise
Autoponies wage their battle
To destroy
The evil forces of
The Decepticolts

>>22753673
Would you happen to have this fic good sir? I only saw the first two chapters

>>22752896
>>22752920
>>22752933
i request this and like it it´s so funny
a good form to near end this hard day

>>22753616
see
>>22753655

>>22753655
>someone gives honest criticism, something that every writer needs. Not hard criticism, just enough
>get accused of being on the same level as that guy in the last thread

...is
...is this a subtle troll?

>>22753649
But you can tell drawn porn is high quality by looking at it. Drawings are funky like that.

I just can't see any way to incorporate sex into fanfiction based off of children's media and still expect it to maintain it's quality. The only person to right a good MLP fic with sex was ButterscotchSundae, and that was with a TAME sex scene.

When I think about writing sex, it makes me feel like I'm lowering my standards. That's the main reason why I don't do it.

>>22753752
I'm not sure subtle is the word I would use

>>22753660

>>22753655
The difference between those two posters is the last guy was being an asshole and this guy isn't.

>>22753712
there are 4 chapters

which were divided in 2
the first one contains the first 3 chapters
while the second part has the last one

Posting

>>22753673
Read it, liked it. One of the few "hard Shipping" fics I read that actually took it's time with the relationship.

>>22753733
I'm not being negative, just saying I don't understand something.

>>22753733
Sorry bro, I don't like giving praise to people who draw/write porn. Not because im butthurt about 'sexualizing the ponies', but because porn artists are all fags.

>>22753821

Sounds pretty butthurt to me.

>>22753655
...That was constructive criticism shit for brains. Fuck the can't say anything negative all mentality, If I wrote a thing I would love for people to be as nice as that guy.

>>22753806
part 2


>>22753759
you mean the slumber party sex scene?

>>22753759
Why don't you stop insulting other bronies? Nobody needs to hear what you personally don't like.

I like to imagine Big Mac listens to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrzOzgYL1-o

>>22753821
>mfw Nathan was anonymous because he was samefagging again.

Ponies are... fascinating.

do you all like humanized ponies?

Hey there /co/! Wouldja like a fritter?

One thing I don't like about this community is people who are paranoid of trolls, and those who freak out over any perceived criticism, they're often the same people.

Also, every time there's an argument, even if it's an intelligent, civil argument, people freak out. They act like it's some kind of flame war when it's just two or more people having a discussion.

>>22753919

I certainly don't. Can't speak for others though.

>>22753888

Drives me nuts too. It's so easy to tell it's him.

>you will never struggle to hold a hyperactive Pinkie Pie down while fucking her

>>22753848
And now you just sound like a troll.
>>22753796
Since they both have a tendency to drive away people who make OC, is there really any difference?

>>22753928
Well played, sir.

>>22753959

If people post fan material here, they should be able to accept constructive criticism.

If they can't, I don't want them to post their fan material here. I say that as a person who posts fan material here, and have received praise, constructive criticism, and just bullshit inane criticism.

>>22753928

No civil discussions on 4chan.

>>22753957
...That really DOES feel bad man

>>22753957
OH GOD THEY HAVE BROKEN LEGS

>>22753959
Notice the part where I said I wasn't him? There is a vast different between shitting all over someone and offering good criticism, not that you can tell as you are apparently a fucking moron.

>>22754022

Not true. I've seen it. I've participated in it. Look at you and me right now.

>ITT

>>22754042
When did /co/ all take a picture together?

>>22753928
I'd swear you're trying to start a shitstorm....And fuck, now I'm paranoid, aren't I?

>>22753957

>>22754035
Actually I'm going to say sorry for all the swearing now. Sorry, your opinion just really makes me mad as good criticism really is the best way for people to improve themselves. I would not be where I am in drawing if I did not have people to help me notice and correct my mistakes.

>>22754061

>He-Man pony

Fuck yeah!

Having a shit day, bronies.

My computer finally died on me. Using my backup to type.

Anyone willing to help cheer me up? I'd give a reaction pic in exchange but all my pictures are on the computer.

>>22754085
>Pony Bebop
Oh man nice
But when will we get a picture of Pony BeBop at his computer?

everyone loves ponies

>>22754164
>>22754061
Looks like a gelfling pony, too.

>>22753861
Insulting bronies? What?

I haven't insulted anybody, I just said I don't get a certain portion of the fandom.

>>22753860
Slumber party? You know what, I don't want to know.

>>22753888
>>22753949
Yeah, no. Try again next time.

>>22754211
Your computer sucks. You suck. Quit being full of suck.

less drama moar pony

>>22754218
I was thinking of doing that but got caught up with Dragon Days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjYSERaXEGI

>>22754211
Cheer up bro, I was computerless and internetless for all of 2010.

>>22754211
Here, have something cute.

>>22754211
hows this?

>>22752892
>>22752853

>>22754315
second panel

is Jessie gon' ta rape her?

>>22754211

While Equestrian Task Force V is engaged in fierce jungle combat, another hostile empire sends their deadliest fighters in, turning the conflict into a proxy war.

>>22754441

Great! I'm getting a kick out of this. Can you do a Dutch vs Predator, pony version? Or just Predator, at least?

>>22753775
>implying I would ever stop liking something, especially poni, just because some other people have internet arguments over it

How young and impressionable would you even have to be for that to become an issue?

>>22754471
let me guess
rockman

>>22754413
>Twilight

I've missed a few days worth of threads. Can anyone tell me if there's been more speculating (or better yet, drawing) on the idea of Nightmare Moon being like the MLP version of Parallax?

If not...imagine NMM possessing Derpy. Just picture it.

>>22754523

Nope,

>>22754441

Holy shit awesome! While you're on Predator from >>22754471 can you do Terminator as well please? We'd have Robocop, Predator, and Terminator!

>>22753957

Doesn't look like Big M is really struggling either.

How does pony hold gun?

>>22754471
Sure. I don't know when, but I'll try to do it.

>>22754581
Because he's Big Goddamn Macintosh.

>>22754523

Close! I'm >>22754554

>>22754600

It's already been explained. Magnets, man.

>>22754525
man she just looks eternally pissed

Damn this thread sucks

Somepony ask me a question and I will answer it.

>>22754604

Awesome! Thanks, your art is great.

>>22754607

no one can outrun the mail. no one.

>>22754703
Did you buy your McDs ponies yet?

>>22754638
i guessed it

but i was afraid of missing again

>>22754717
No I have not, which ones are out?

Sorry for being rude.

Can anyone post a .gif of a trotting pony? Need it as reference for an animation project.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pSCZc72My0
What the fuck am I watching.

Wait. Would Taskmaster and Twilight Sparkle be bros?


Think about it

>>22754729

Is your drawing offer still up for grabs man? I was hurf & durfing in Flockdraw trying to remember my password and I didn't see it right away. I'd have been all over it like Shingles otherwise!

>>22754834

>>22754867
I was saying "go ahead, request something"
meaning that you should request something, as a joke

but I guess I'm open for requests.
Just warnin ya, it'll suck

>>22754924

Is that a typo in your name?

>>22754533
Nothing lately. But I guess we're pretty much referring to her for a separate entity from Luna.

>>22754834

>>22754947
No, I changed it after a while

>>22754834
...

>>22754965
Ahh.

We gotta get some drawfags on NMM versions of the main characters and such, though. Much potential to be had there.

>>22751443
Pussy.

>>22754834
...my god.

>>22755040
Agreed. Even I feel tempted to give Derpy Moon a try.

>>22754729
"Asshole" from last thread. I really like this picture. It is crisp, the colors match, and overall it is pleasing to the eye. Well done creator, whoever you may be.
>Also nice simpsons reference

>>22754949
Twilight Sparkle - cutest pony of all time.
OF ALL TIME.

>>22754924

Glorious! Ok, I want this picture redone in your style, but with a MLP theme. Ryu Dash VS Kyo Gilda. I don't care how you do it, I leave you with total creative control over what it looks like. Half the fun will be seeing the end result. Thanks very much!

What would /co/ want to know about customizing ponies?

>>22755129
Maybe second best.

>>22755216

Forgot this.

>>22754834

I don't even...what?

Call of the Cutie coming up next on Synchtube.
GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.synchtube.com/r/Yaridovich

>>22755224
Forgot your name.

>>22755216
Hair rethreading, paints to use, tips & tricks. What ever your willing to share really.

>>22754949
Oh god I hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng'd.

Not as hard as when Fluttershy first spoke, though. I thought that was gonna kill me.

anyone got the colored version of this?

>>22755249

>>22755339
It got coloured?

>>22755339

Spoiler that shit for courtesy, nigga

>>22755224
that's a little too stylized bro, and what's going on in the upper right?

>>22755381

Why must that be so hot?

>>22755458
because Trixie is hot

>>22755341

Yeah, that's what inspired me to make a Luna. She's nice, but I think I can do better.

>>22755381
thanks man, but fuck i forgot to spoiler my shit better think that next post

>>22755458
Because. >>22753359

>>22755302

>>22755524

Trixie sure looks like she tastes good. Too bad Twilight and Rarity aren't licking those big tits instead.

>>22755542
Oh ho, a bold claim.
I admire your gumption!

>>22755714

I read this in Bulbasaur's voice for some reason.

Fuck.

So guys, I wanna write another pony fapfic. Any suggestions?

>>22755524
The original should be finished but it's not

>>22755769

Why? The colors on that one are wrong and the crown isn't even the same shape. And it's kind of mess, messier than my normal work at least.

Why is that a bold claim?

>>22755836
The spa ponies and fluttershy /andor Twilight

any draw request ?

>>22755836
something hot whit pinkie pie and rarity

>>22755836
Celestia being rough with Luna

>>22755839

That would be nice, I agree.

>>22755836

The two Spa Pony twins give Rainbow Dash and Trixie an erotic massage with sexy time. Four times the blue, four times the pleasure!

>>22755904
in the spa bath

>>22755542

>mfw GameCube games.

>>22755904
>>22755904

This. Rainbow Dash or maybe all the Pony's go to the spa for sexy results.

>>22755969
>mfw when they're not very good ones

>>22755956
>another one who wants the spa ponies.
I like how you think.

>>22755904
Forget it

the spa ponies have sex with eachother

>>22755839
>I remember coloring that months ago. In fact, it was my first coloring.
>I remember I requested the pic months ago, colored it myself. Forgot about it, then saw MS make a human version months later

Feelsgoodpony.png

>>22755881
I-I guess it really isn't.
Still, a claim of "I can do better" is something that I like to hear.
I guess I'm kinda projecting, but I'm thinking about drawings and writings and how folks always claim that what has been done makes their stuff look like crap and how no one says, "Psh, I'm better than that."
I guess there's an element of humbleness and tact in there, but still...

>>22756023
I meant all three or four

>>22755836

Sing a song of pony spam
makes me want to die
four and twenty horses baked into a pie
when the pie was opened the horses were all dead
that makes me happy, that's all that needs to be said.

You'd all be geldings.

>>22756023

That's just the opening act of their treatment.

>>22755907
>>22755836

>>22756004
I always enjoyed the Pokemon Stadium/Colosseum games, and Gale of Darkness has great local multiplayer.

>mfw pony threads get 53458039458 posts per thread and it's all fetish discussion and fapfics and faggots

The full moon is out... its almost as bright as day.

We really need some more Luna in here, to honour the full moon.

>>22755907
This image, but with the ponies. Twilight as Nathan, Dash as Skwisgaar, Fluttershy as Toki, Pinkie as Pickles, AJ as Murderface.

>>22756103

Me too. I wish they would come out with a 3D adventure game for the Wii, but I think Nintendo has given up trying to be competitive this gen. I always wished for a Colosseum-esque game with customizable avatars

>>22756108

There's also art. I come here for the art.

>pony threads

flockdraw happening

>>22756051
Still have a tongue to eat candyvag

>mfw antiponyfags spend more time in pony threads than in threads about things they enjoy

>>22756108
Things do decrease in quality a bit during the wait for new episodes. Not every one of us is a sick fuck.

>>22756178
>I come here for the art.

>>22756111
cloudy sky where I am, can't see shit

>>22756238
why did I laugh?

>>22755907
>>22755907
Something with Celestia being nice. (for real)

So bronies. My two year old's been running around saying "wippawappa wippawappa" for the last few days. I had no idea what she was saying, I figured it was just regular toddler nonsense. I finally figured out what she was really saying when she sang "wippawappa wippawappa holiday cheer."

>>22755907
Gilda and Trixie as Scanty and Kneesocks

>>22755956
I'm doing this one.
Anthro, pony, or human?

>>22756326
That's fucking precious.

>>22756326
oh god that's adorable

>>22756315
>Celestia
>Nice
CANNOT COMPUTE

>>22756326

and ponies claim another victim

>>22756418
i cast a vote for human

>>22753265
Yeah, the wording is a bit poor at places. It's something I need to work on.
Thanks for the criticism though.

Needs more 34

>>22755907
could you draw pinkie pie with her own mech?

>>22756418
I would like Pony, please. But since it wasnt my request I guess its up to the other anon to decide.

>>22756418

pony, all day erry day. humanized makes Daisy cry.

>>22756326
That is so adorable. It burns my soul

>>22756418
I say pony, and how are you going to write Trixie into it?
I say it should be Rainbow Dash and Rarity

>>22756326
Oh God. My heart asploded.

>>22756418
OH WAIT I forgot another question.
If one of the spa ponies is Lotus, what's the name of the other one?

>>22756555
Luxury pony

>>22756555
I think we agreed Luxury and Bubbly Lotus.

>>22756479
>>22756479
>>22756479
calahuri could you draw this one please

>>22755904
>>22756005
>>22756023

Lotus and Aloe

>>22756418

Oh shit, you're going to do mine? Fuck yeah, thanks!

>Anthro, pony, or human?

Whatever you feel you can do the most with creatively man. I leave it all up to you to craft it how you see fit. Enjoy writing it!

When I was a little philly and the sun was going down the darkness and the shadows they would always make me frown. I'd hide under my pillow from what I thought I saw. But Granny Pie said that osn’ the way to deal with fears at all. She said Pinkie you gotta stand up tall. Learn to face your fears. You’ll see that they can’t hurt you just laught to make them disappear. Ha ha HA! So giggle at the ghostie, guffa at the grosslie. Crack up at the creepie. Whoop it up at the weepie. Chortle at the gookie. Snortle at the spooky. Tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave ya alone. And if he thinks he can scare ya then he’s gotta ‘nother thing comin’ and the very idea of such a thing makes ya wanna hahahaHAHAHA….. LAAAAAUGH!

>>22756555
yo nanaki! Im doing your request right nao
he-he

So, has MS drawn anything since the Trixie X Trixie pic?

>>22756099 -you mean something with trixi?
>>22756173
>>22756315
>>22756348
>>22756479 -you mean mecha right?
i will try to compleat all the request and sorry
for my silly questions but sometimes my goats escape to the mount

>>22756315
Hey wait, I just noticed that they have the characters sit like dogs in the show. Real horses don't do that, a least not regularly and not comfortably.

>>22755907
I vote for either
>>22756479 or
>>22756173

>>22756767

Yes, but dat image limit.

>>22756767
last I heard he was working on human luna/celestia/dash sexy time

>>22756791
>>22756801
WHY IMAGE LIMIT WHY
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT BAWWW
oh well we're autosaging now, NEW THREAD TIEM

I'm gonna try my hand at drawfagging later tonight, but all you'll get from me is delicious Dash.
>nervoustroll.jpg

>>22756870
delicious flat chested human dash?

>>22756777

probably because these aren't horses. they are ponies that are an order of magnitude smaller, about the size of a large dog. The sitting posture makes perfect sense for them, they don't have the weight issue of horses.

>>22756739
Wait what? Lonbluewolf, is that you?

>>22756883
bueno.avi

So, I guess we can use this thread as the next General.

>>22752761

>>22756943
nope.avi

>>22756903

yeah dude, wuzz up?

I'm going to make a one, okay?

>>22757036
do it

>>22757035
Holy crap hey! :D
Doing fine, just about to work on a writing request. How about you?

rockman?

you still there?


I finished what you requested, it sucks, but what did you expect from me anyway?

posting in the next general
I don't really like this one:
>>22752761

>>22757108
hell fucking yeah!
write something about kratos!

>>22757141

I look forward to seeing it!

new tred
>>22757198

No new general yet??

>>22757282
doesn't look legit

Well I cannot fucking do it
you do it

>>22757198
>>22757198
>>22757198
>>22757198
>>22757198

New General.

>>22757158
I would, but I haven't played much of God of War. I've only briefly played GoWII.
In the meantime, I shall write pony fapfiction.

We're having some general identity crises here. Someone put the image in one of the two.

>>22757540

As the thread was already archived, but still has plenty of room.

>>22757645

Happy now?

>>22758364