Looks like Bon-Bon

which one of you chucklefucks posted this

this is the reason lauren stopped posting goddamn

Bon Bon is an earth pony. Thats the unicorn gal from the very first episode with the stars on her butt, which some are saying is the FiM take on Moondancer.

>>22726976
>Looks like Bon-Bon
not even close you newfoal

>wrong hair color
>wrong eye color
>wrong body color
>wrong hair style
>wrong type of pony

>>22727092
no, the reason she stopped posting is EVERYONE WAS SPAMMING HER FUCKING WALL LIKE IT WAS A FORUM AND NOT HER PERSONAL PAGE

>>22727092

Curiously enough, a lot of "bronies" seem to think she's okay with it because she once casually mentioned that she could just ignore the icky parts of the fandom. How this translates to "it doesn't bother me!" is beyond me, though.

>>22727092
PEOPLE LIKE HIM ARE WHY GOD DOESN'T TALK TO US ANYMORE

>>22727092
Looks like the trolls are at it again

>>22727092
>Checks her Deviantart

Why...

Awful lotta foals in here

Derpy is, in fact an alien. Discuss.

>>22727092

I'm sure she's a big girl and knows aaaallll about this new place called the internet.

>>22727092

all my hate...

every single fucking bit of it...

>mfw I have no image rage-filled enough to post

Bah, ignore it and party. There's nothing you can do about trollfags except ignore them. I'm still having fun here

>>22727092
Motherfuckers.

>>22726955 Do you think this is Sweetie Belle's mom?

No, but that pony certainly rings a bell for me...

>>22727092

Welp, last time she stopped posting was because she was on a vacation.

Maybe she's just busy.

I'm expecting her to brutally shoot that guy down, and it will be glorious.

Pic tangentially related.

>>22727111
So she traveled from Canterlot to Ponyville to participate in the Winter Wrap-Up? Wonder why.

>>22727220

but i love Trolls! they mage me giggle.

>>22727144

I personally don't care what she thinks. You know what's almost as annoying as the people posting stupid questions on her deviantart page? The people worrying about her reaction to the people posting shit on her deviantart page.

>try to think of revision for part 1 of my fanfic.
>brain won't stop making up part 2 of said fic
FUCKING BRAIN! DO WHAT I TELL YOU!

>>22727092
>spamming Lauren's dA bitching about working on a children's show because it's popular with those outside of the intended audience.
This takes autism to a whole new fucking level.

trolls will be trolls

Lauren still responds. It only looks like she doesn't because her page is FUCKING FLOODED and whenever she does respond it's pushed back a page or two.

>>22727092
As an adult in her line of work, this isn't the first or last fag she encountered, she can handle it.

>>22727278
Write out part 2 before you lose it.
Then go back to part 1.

>>22727092
I can't wait to see her response to this one

every generation of mlp has had some movies and games

oh god i cant wait for FiM to get some

hey guys!

>>22727205
I buy it

>>22727256
I'm hoping it's ignored. A reply would be like the trolls sniffing blood in the water. She'd get spammed.
>>22727273
I personally welcome out pony overlord and love hearing her replies. It's great to feel that what we talk about actually gets its way around to the person responsible for it all

>>22727205

just like Hyatt of Excel Saga!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE, NOW!

>>22727337
don't worry. whenever some part of any story i think of, written or not, is always stored up in my noodle. hell that part has been trying to play itself out since before i got part 1 finished in my head.

>>22727377
>Is now imagining Derpy dying and reviving in every other scene

>>22727348

So the troller has become the trolled

>>22727367
Fuck off attention whore. Satisfy your thirst for internet drama on Gaia Online.

>>22727430

Oh my god, you killed Derpy! You bastards.

>>22727430 Is now imagining Derpy dying and reviving in every other scene


That would be literally beating a dead horse.

>>22727481

>>22727455

what is Gaia Online?.

>>22727092
she likes it

There's already a pony thread going, no need to keep this one up.
>>22721270

>>22727430
>>22727459
>implying Derpy isn't indestructable

>>22727141
no
she stopped posting because she's busy.
i'm pretty sure everyone on here is massively overestimating how many fucks lauren gives about some of the more inane comments on there. i fully expect her to pop up to answer some questions every now and then, and then you know, work on her fucking show

>implying that's madmax
It is trivial to put a name in the field, you guys
>>22727526
That's not a pony thread, it's a "Trixiefag avatarfags by himself" thread

>>22727526
hey bro this one already has the general image. this one stays.

>>22727368

the derp is out there

>>22727455

Even if that isn't the real madmax and you're just getting trolled, you stink of huttburt regardless.

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/848052?password=8f890318cdb4079b0ac999f477ea8807ffd0fdbd  

>>22727507
>madmax is back

>>22727524

pony technology?

WTF!

>Ponies

I heard about this shit going on since october. I didn't believe it.

I came to /co/ to find out if it's true.

...It actually is. I'm not shocked or disgusted. I won't go "HURRRR SAGE".

I learned what i was curious about. And now i take my leave.

Was just wondering if you people were actually going mad about ponies. That's all.

Does somepony have the second version of this? The one with Applebloom, I think.

If you have it and could post it, that would be greatly appreciated.

>>22727581

>>22727526
I am OP and that's a no.

>>22727595
since when the hell do you guys play Epic Mafia?

>>22727612

Yes.

>>22727573
>>22727590
>>22727605

yes it's me

I was much an enemy to monarchies before I came to Equestria. I am ten thousand times more so, since I have seen the tyranny of this Princess Celestia. There is scarcely an evil known in these countries, which may not be traced to their monarch, as its source, nor a good, which is not derived from the small fibres of republicanism existing among them.

>>22727639

I'm assuming its a troll, but watch, that person won't get ban but people who mention the new /pony/ board will.

>>22727641

HOW DO THEY WORK?

>>22727205
Looks like she expanded her delivery route.

>>22727612

Well, they DO have phonographs and electricity, so...

>>22727607
anyone have template

>>22727652
Hey man love that new Birthday picture you did

>>22727652

Why are you back? You said you're outta here forever due to... em, I didn't really get it why you left in the first place anyway.

>>22727690
Fucking magnets

>>22727652

Could you draw a little something in your style please to confirm it? Something in MS Paint would be fine. Thanks!

>>22727615
So how many more times are you going to post something similar to that while using the exact same image?

>>22727692

But that's not electric.

Hey, I think I want to make a Luna custom.

/r/ing pictures of Luna? :) Especially the necklace thing she has, or comparison between her and the other ponies

>>22727220

Time for a party!

It's been 46 minutes since a troll posted a comment on Lauren's DeviantART. The world still hasn't ended.

>>22727692

Where would all the Equestrian electronics be made? What's the pony equivalent of China?

>>22727662
>implying Celestia would ever allow a human into Equestria

>>22727526
>Trixiefag

>>22727692
phonographs

> I thought that you said pornographs

>>22727662
Fuck yes Jefferson! You tell em!!!

>>22727576
>>22727607
noone has template?

We need more muscleponies. Any drawfriends about?

>>22727802
Idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings and governments and the idleness of these horse creatures have enslaved them to the terrible winged and horned tyrant; a brutish devil under the guise of an angelic mare. Since these ponies have chosen the security of their demigod over freedom, they shall neither receive or deserve either freedom or security.

>>22727579
you know what? fuck it. part 1 can stay as is. the 2nd part i can assure everyone will be much better than the last. i have the great urge to write it. and i shall with great enjoyment!

>>22727844

>>22727745
You say that like there is a time for not party.

>>22727737
it looks like her sister's but blue and with the moon

she's a bit taller than the other ponies

>>22727861

It's people like you who give bronies a baaaaad name.

In west Filly-delphia, born and raised, in an orchard is where I spent most of my days,
chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool,
all eatin' some apples outside of the school,
when a couple of colts, who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neigh-borhood.
I got into one little fight and my mom got fearful, she said,
>Implying I'mma let you stay here, foal.
So I whinnied for a chariot, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say this cab was chill, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo homes, to Ponyville!"
I pulled up to the town at about seven or eight and I called to the mustang, "Yo homes, smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom at the top of a hill,
to sit on my thrown as the Light of Ponyville.

>>22727861

We have that stuff all the time in FlockDraw man.

>>22727877
and whats the name of Applejack's farm. can't for the life of me remember.

>>22727772
Have you seen that guy's profile?
What a fucking idiot

>>22727772

Chances are, somewhere in the vastness of the universe, somebody's has.

Have you found angels in the form of princesses to govern you? I say neigh. For wings are also the mode of transportation for vultures, birds of prey, plagues of locus, and devils.

So hot.

>>22727926
Sweet Apple Acres

>>22727622
>implying applejack is cute

you almost had me, almost

>>22727861
It's no gorilla

>>22727961
you didn't even spoiler it.

>>22727622

>>22727961
That's not how Applejack talks. Come on.

>>22727732

The Cake's store included electric ovens plus a fridge, and Twilight presses switches when she needs light on her library.
I *think* Applejack's farm also had some of these wind mills to generate electricity as well.

>>22727961
strangely arousin
now in human plz

This is my favorite (short) MLP fan story so far.

>>22727969

>>22728017

I doubt the person that drew it actually watches the show. I noticed a lot of the rather shit looking MLP: FiM Rule #34 is done by people that don't.

>>22727961
I find it vaguely amusing that pretty much every porn pic featuring Big Mac has him with a bored look on his face.

>>22727969
WTF ARE YEW TALKIN' 'BOUT?!

amidoinitrite

Let's keep it in one thread, people: >>22721270

>>22727737

Not too many scenes of Luna with other ponies except her sister.

>>22728095

who would EVER do such a thing

>>22728033

Oh wow, I requested this to be colored yesterday. Thanks to whoever did!

>>22727997
Why would I? There's no naughty bits showing.

>>22728092
filly applejack?

Yeah, no, see, >>22727092 isn't the shit part of fandom.

>>22727961 is.

I just come here for the occasionally decent non-porn pictures, but you guys are fucking disgusting freaks and I'm ashamed that I have to enter these threads in the first place.

Flockdraw, now with 100% more Cowboy Bebop.

who is brony enough to wear

>>22727141
Actually, she's busy with her work.

>Go to flockdraw room
>Noone around
>Just draw by myself

Why is it so empty...

Still no more muscleponies? Pleeeeeaaaasssee?

>>22728162
>I'm ashamed that I have to
>have to

Nope.

>>22728037

why I am cry like a little bitch everytime I read this story? ç___ç

>>22727726

>>22728202

Have you read the other 2 parts?

>>22728162

>enter thread, bitch about single porn image
>ignore all the other non porn images
>be drama queen

>>22728189
Get on dA or FurAffinity and ask Dwarfpriest himself.

Kinda surprised he hasn't done Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy yet, actually...

>>22728244

>>22727726

>>22727092
It's a valid question. I'm curious how she (and other animators) feel about the kind of stuff that gets posted here.

>>22728179
>>22728179
HOLY SHIT I WOULD WEAR THE EVERLIVINGHELL OUTTA THAT SHIRT!!

>>22728179
My body is ready

>>22727953
Keep going brony!
Also, requesting a screen-cap for Freedom and Justice!

>>22728179
I don't know.... that's a BIG commitment.

>>22727737

Side view of necklace and her cutie mark.

Also, she answered that quickly.

>>22728284
no doubt they've seen, and likely draw worse

>>22727092

BURN Junkie121's ACCOUNT. NOW.

>>22728242
Thank you!!

>>22728322
huh. a good reply, but I believe in the wisdom of not feeding the trolls

>>22728322
I DON'T WANNA CLICK IT. NOPE. NOPE. NOT READING IT. SPARE ME THE CRINGINGOH GOD I CLICKED IT I'M READING IT OH JESUS NO

>>22728270
I love you. Thank you for coming back.

>>22728322

Holy shit batman!
that was fucking awesome

>>22728322
my hero
>>22728270
haha tape

>>22728346
Awww. Who's a fwustwated widdle furvert?

>>22728322
INB4 shitstorm.

>>22728322
Hatefag status:
[ ] Not told
[ ] Told
[ ] Super told
[ ] Microsoft told 98
[ ] Told War III
[ ] Told Story 4
[X] MY LITTLE TOLDNY

>>22727745
When I saw this, I thought of the Takin' it Easy video from Dethrecord.

>>22728346
He already got burnt by Lauren.

>>22728270
Well, welcome back. We've been wondering what's up.

>>22728270
please never stop drawing ponies ;_;

>>22728322
Showing the same dishonest, emotional argument style she did in the Ms. incident, I see. That's how you can tell these criticisms really get under her skin.

>>22728322

I told you guys.

I fucking told you it'd be glorious. And it WAS.

>>22728322
wow

>>22728303

I don't think he's gonna do more

>>22727092

>>22728322

>>22728438
Hey anon, you owe me a keyboard. You just made me spit out Hi-C everywhere from that checklist.

>>22728485
she took it down already lol

>>22728454

I jerked off to the idea of smelling Rainbow Dash's hoof stank. Am I a bronie yet?

>>22728270
Don't listen to them bro.
Good to see you around.
And anyways, htere's plus4chan as a back up in any case.

>>22728270
Hey, aren't you the drama queen who stormed out of here because somebody made a joke?

Was your need to have your ego stroked bigger than the pain in your butt?

>>22728270

Welcome back Max

we all appreciate our numerous talented artists

>>22728346
Don't be a chucklefuck

>>22728223

Now I have. ç_______ç

>>22728480
/r/ that fic where they overthrow Celestia and then TS and Luna can't figure out how to raise the sun and everyone freezes to death

>>22727726

>>22728485

well that confirms it...Lauren Faust is officially my favorite animated show producer ever.

>rainbowdashawsum.jpg

>>22728454
yes well
you can fuck off and die
so there's that

>>22728270
MY MIND

Can you find it in your heart to forgive us?

Nope, no sexually frustrated manchildren in this fandom, nosirreebob.

>>22728590

>>22728485
.......
That's it.
Lauren Faust is my new role model.
Loved her as an animator, loved her more as a producer.

I can honestly say that she's probably one of the few people that if I ever met in real life, I'd lose my voice. Same thing with Stan Lee.

I hope I get the pleasure to meet her one day in real life.

Godspeed Lauren.

>>22728517
this is the biggest trainwreck of an image macro I have ever seen

it's like someone threw every juvenile quip to hit 4chan in the last six months in the lard hadron collider and watched to see what was created

>>22728598
There it is again! Her fans, too, are unable to respond to things they don't want to hear. To be fair, though, MLP fans are probably at least as likely to be sexually frustrated womanchildren.

>>22728402
>>22728443
>>22728448
>>22728567


my brother told me that I was an Idiot for listen to the haters.
and I got angry because they were saying that I was calling them underages and manchildren
that's why.

>and yes, I'm a girl. dealwithit.jpg

>>22728641

>>22728590
Wow that's pretty old
at the time I saved it it was the most grimdarkyest fic I had read

Okay you guys. I'm about to stream some mech stuff for the bronies in the IRC, because the episode drought has us bored as fuck. You can join us, if you so desire.

http://plus4chan.org/tv/fullstream.php?channel=judgementtime

Let us celebrate Lauren Brightslapping that troll (should that be called a Laurenslap? Faustslap?)

>>22728681
By the by I'm dumping the few of these I have because this is a practically a metathread now.

>>22728624
...i have no reaction image for this

>>22728721
It turns out I only have like four or five of these.

>>22728679
Shut up and draw Max.
You're to cool for that drama shit.
>Look at me. I'm a namefag dickrider.

Can you imagine what Equestria smells like? All that pony gas, accumulating and wafting around?

>>22728624
>Day 412
>Day 414
>Day 612

Oh boy do I see what you did there.

>>22728679
There was no hate in the screen cap posted earlier.
That was just Anon being a bunch of sarcastic dicks, as usual.

Are we all namefagging or what?

>>22728703
How 'bout calling it an angry, flailing attempt to sidestep an ugly fact about her fans?

Stupid, dumb
FURRY SCUM

>>22728485
So what does she think about the Rule 34 art?

>>22728781

ok sir.

>>22728674
And here you are responding to responses and I am responding as well in the hope that you will respond to my response so that I may respond and we can begin to have meaningful conversation liek tru friends

>>22728270

>It's true

Oh shit, feels good man! Please continue with your glorious comic strips! Your art is fantastic and is a real treat for these threads.

>>22728833
I'm sure she's way past that, considering she's the goddamn inspiration for Frankie Foster.

>>22728178

Done

>>22728818
...and now related.

>>22728775
>>22728721
>>22728681
>>22728517
Why would you save these? They completely defeat the purpose of macros. You'd have to open them just to read them, and who would do that?

>>22728829
It feels bad being lumped in with the furfags.
I wish i knew how to quit you MLP threads.

>>22728833

she did favorite this, so I'd guess she's pretty open minded

>>22728679
It's okay, but that was pretty insulting
most /co/mrades are /v/irgins

>>22728916
Not necessarily... this one's pretty well done and not 34 at all.

>>22728864

>Those insult images

Do you have more of those? I was in a Panty & Stocking thread that was full of them, but the thread 404'd before I could save them all. My favorites were two that said "Why so autism?" and "Rectum wrecked".

>>22728703

Faust-slap sounds more badass.

>>22728916
That's a leg and hoof - it's a restyled screencap.

>>22728833
>>22728916
Again. Lauren has been through PPG, Fosters, Cats Don't Dance and more.

I think by now she gets it.

>>22728679
>namefag
>hypersensitive
>dramafag
>>and yes, i'm a girl
>>deal with it

Are you sure you're not a troll?

>>22728696

Glad you bronies liked it.

Also: damn there's some butthurt in this thread. When will these retards ever learn?

>>22728783
you should put Luna back there

>>22728916
Of course she did, it's not porn. That's a leg and a hoof, not a horse cock.

>>22728270

Bro.

Bro.

I missed you <3

>>22728322
I swear I can hear guitar riffs off in the distance when she does stuff like this.

This thread seems fic friendly!

For those that have been waiting patiently, I finished part 2 of ""Porcelain Secrets," my Apple Bloom/Spike fic.

Posting the entire thing now.

>>22728974
Nope, but I really want them now.

I blame /b/ and 4chan going mainstream for the sharp decline in quality trolling and overall intelligence drop of all collected boards. This trolling and responses to it,..... DOES ANYONE TRY ANYMORE?!
Seriously.
Come on kids,.. step it up.

Is there a next part to this?

>>22728679

Wow, /v/ would have a heart attack with you. Luckily, we conduct ourselves here with beauty and grace.

>>22728696

>>22728833
"I'm a big girl. When stuff gets too icky I just find something else to do."

>>22729038
yes I'm sure!

look
>>22729038

>>22729071
Part 2

Feedback is ALWAYS welcome, positive or negative.

Now and forever sex free ;_;, Nathaniel Shepard.

>>22729133
Care to give us a hint on what we can look forward to seeing from you next?

>>22729105

A good percentage of us do, but we still have a handful here that have chronic asspain.

I'm So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems rike no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they'll notice me
But until then I'rr just be ronery
Rittle ronery, poor rittle me

I'm so ronery

>Suddenly, Nightmare Moon

>>22729151
Captcha stole my image.

>>22729166

I second this request!

Also, heeeeeeeeeeey madmax is back!
Welcome back, buddy!
NOW MAKE THIS SHORT STORY INTO A THREE PANEL COMIC OR YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!

>>22729133
you quoted the same post

I have to wonder if Faust was reading /co/, saw this thread, responded on her account, saw that we had captured it, and then deleted it.

>>22729129
lmao at furries pretending their shipping and porn are "parodies."

I told you, man. I told you about the madmax.

>>22729080
I made this fake advertisement in Photoshop CS3 to get /v/'s hopes up and them have em pissing mad when they figure out it's fake.

Works like a charm.

Still wouldn't mind if it were true though.

>>22729133
Way to quote the post you're responding to, genius.

>>22729166

don't know I'm still thinking

maybe something about that Lotus bath-house pony

posting the Gilda/Dash that was requested here in a bit...didn't realize it was so difficult keeping Dash in character...still don't know if I got her right...or Gilda for that matter...

>>22729282

lmao at you painting yourself into the corner of the grave you've dug for yourself.

http://images.4channel.org/f/src/DO%20YOU%20WANT%20TO%20SPIN%20.swf

Just spotted this in /f/ so i came to take a look at /co/, and the rumors are true, you guys are obsessed with ponies... i dont even go to this board but damnit i love you guys

>>22729051
Wow dude I didn't know you wrote that. I actually like this one.
and you write the shipping fics? I think you're my favorite writefag. (no offense everyone else)

I really want to join in a discussion. But i'm just..lost at where to start.

Little help?

>>22729242

oh my! I will try

>>22729317
>mfw Bath House Pony

I'm gonna retitle this image, "Good-Natured Fun."

>>22729368
Nice.

The audio really could be looped better, but I'm not complaining too much.

>>22729317

>The Spa Ponies

Oh Lord, something with soft sexy time please! Involving another blue pony, like Rainbow Dash, or Trixie, or both.

>>22729370
He wrote a ton of shit before he got a tripcode.[citation needed]

>>22729370

I don't really write shipping fics, no. I tend to do grimdark and bittersweet stuff. I had one story where I gave Twilight a boyfriend, but only for the sake of breaking her heart.

>>22729397

Which discussion, there's about three.

Captcha:cinfle discussion
Even it agrees.

>>22729405
oh my god... its face...

I'm trying desperately to remember the name of the character Dash was based on, but I just can't quite place it...

>>22729468

Firefly

I've been wondering...how big do you think Equestria is? So far we only know about 3 cities and that the borders end at the Everfree Forest

>>22729370
None taken, he's written some of my favorite stuff too.

You do Grimdark quite well, HFPS.

>>22729317

Oh god. If you do that, you should get in touch with PoorYorick. You two as a combo would be amazing.

>>22729104
Enanches?

>>22729306
YOU made that!

You fucking asshole, I've been waiting for that game for the past 2 years after seeing that fake ad.

Punishment for Trixie

>>22729485
cut that shit out

>>22729480
That's who it was, thank you.

look into your heart

you know it will happen

>>22729489

I see Equestria as a big country. The everfree forest is a huge woodland in the center, with Equestrians on the rim of it.

Nopony has even explored the entire forest, those who tried have either gone insane or have succumbed to the monsters that dwell within.

There's a Human in there. Searching. Surviving.

>>22729511
>2 years

Has it really been that long since I made the first one?

If it helps you feel better, I would give my left nut for that game to be real. Unfortunately human testicles are only a form of currency in some isolated tribes of the Amazon, Africa and Downtown LA.

>>22729524
I hate to break it to you, Brony, but horses fart. Oh my God, do they fart. You think you smell bad after eating at Taco Bell? You ain't got nothin' on a horse.

She was ashamed of her persiflage, her boasting, her pretensions of courage and ruthlessness; she was sorry about her cold-bloodedness, her dispassion, her inability to express what she now believed was the case- that she truly regretted killing Gilda, that she missed the griffon as much as anybody and wished her murder hadn't been necessary. Even as she circulated her baked goods shop she knew that the smiles disappeared when she passed by. She received so many menacing letters that she could read them without any reaction except curiosity. She kept to her apartment all day, flipping over playing cards, looking at her destiny in every King and Jack.

Ditzy Doo came up from Bachelor at one P.M. on the 8th. She had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Pinkie Pie. Ditzy Doo would be ordered to serve a life sentence in the Coltorado Penitentiary for second degree murder. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for Ditzy's release, and in 1902, Princess Celestia would pardon the pony. There would be no eulogies for Pinkie, no photographs of her body would be sold in sundries stores, no ponies would crowd the streets in the rain to see her funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about her, no fillies named after her, no one would ever pay twenty-five cents to stand in the rooms she grew up in. The shotgun would ignite, and Rainbow Dash would scream, but Pinkie Pie would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of her eyes before she could find the right words.

I'm tempted to actually writefag a whole "Assassination of Gilda by the Coward Pinkie Pie" story

We morning bronies were talking earlier about how there's been a bit of a dip in thread quality over this long hiatus. Not anymore. This has been the best thread since we found out Faust was watching.

>>22729489
I wonder what Fillydelphia is like. Maybe that's where Equestria puts all of its jerks.

What are the dates when the show will be on treehouse? im watchin treehouse right now but some trippy ass show is on and it wont go to commercials. are they even putting it on treehouse? somebody said that on a thread but i didnt know if the person were shitting me.

>>22729442
Ooooh I was thinking of ButterscotchSundae sorry dude
I like this one but not the other stuff

>>22729214
my fics feel stumped by yours and it kinda makes me wanna just stop completely ;_;

wait a girl drawfag is going to draw spa pony porn? did i hear that right? i dont believe that

>>22729647

Its where all the Zebras live.

>>22729519
Is there more to this? 'Cause I really want to read about Big Mac raping Trixie at the behest of the other ponies. Especially with Fluttershy watching.

Y'know, it's kinda like "A Serbian Film," only with ponies.

>>22729536

That looks pretty accurate to me. Thankfully, I have no little siblings to ruin my fun.

>>22728270

Hey Madmax?

I was the person who posted the "It's fucking pacman" comment which I think caused you to leave us.

I just want to say I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were feeling down in the dumps.

>>22729668
Don't say that! Now I'm going to feel really bad when I write...

Wait, it's really that good?

Anyone have that Coraline comic where some guy tries to buy a Coraline doll, and the Clerk give him shit and he kills her? Then it ends with "Amazon.com".

That needs to be adapted for ponies.

>>22729325

"Argh," Gilda roared as she punched the ground. "That pink pony is so lame. It's her fault I got so mad at Dash. How was I supposed to know that Dash had planted some of those pranks? I can't believe I lost my cool over something so...so...uncool."

Gilda had been perched for hours in a patch of wildflowers on a cliff overlooking Ponyville. The sun was setting on the horizon and a cool breeze rustled the feathers atop her head. It had taken her a while to think over everything that had happened, but she always came to the conclusion that Pinkie Pie was to blame for everything. Pinkie Pie couldn't get it through her thick bubblegum glob of a head that Gilda hadn't seen Dash in a long time, and wanted nothing more than to just hang out with her best friend. Instead, she just kept pestering the two of them until Gilda finally lost it at the party.

Gilda slumped her head down onto her crossed talons and sighed.

"It's too late to go back now," Gilda said. "If I try to go back and apologize to Dash after everything I said, it'll only make me look even more lame. I wish I could just start the whole day over."

Her tail swished back and forth through the flowers, raising the petals it removed to the passing winds. It was warm and the skies were clear, making the weather just right for sleeping outdoors. She could rest here tonight and be gone in the mor-

"Gilda!" Rainbow Dash called to her.

She gazed back at the pegasus pony that landed behind her and gave a bitter, "What do you want?"

>>22729599
>>>/v/84298556
lol

>>22729631
People were just discussing the low quality of recent threads too. We need all the drawfags and writefags we can get appearantly.

>>22729708
i'm a newbie and yes. you're that good. you're stumping me! but i'll get over it eventually.

>>22729725

"I wanna know what the hay you were thinking back there?" Rainbow Dash scolded her. "I know this isn't how you really act. The Gilda I know, my friend, wouldn't let something as silly as being cool turn her into such a jerk."

"Look, Dash," Gilda turned back to watch the setting sun. "If you're here to lecture me on what's cool and what's not, you're just wasting your time."

"Ugh!" Rainbow Dash placed a hoof to her forehead for a moment and trotted to Gilda's side. "You lousy featherbrain. I'm not here to lecture you on anything. I just want my friend back. Ya know, the one who didn't care about being cool or not. The one who was just happy to hang out with me because it was fun."

Gilda stood up and came face-to-face with Rainbow Dash.

"The only reason I even started caring about being cool was because of you," Gilda pointed a talon at Rainbow Dash. "All you kept going on about in Junior Speedsters was how cool everything was and how awesome the rest of the Speedsters were."

Rainbow Dash saw it then. Underneath Gilda's fury and hatred, her friend was deeply hurt. The pain within her eyes made itself known only for a moment, but a moment was all Rainbow Dash need to capture Gilda's true feelings.

>>22729489

Well, there's also Zecora's homeland, which was supposed to be a far, far away land. Not a bad ammount of background info, considering we have only watched 12 episodes of a series that Hasbro itself tried it's best to fuck up right off the bat.
I will not be surprised if a future episode menctions that Applejack's parents are on the distant land of Coltorado, tending some huge pasture fields or things like that.

>>22729696
DICK RIDIN'
DICK RIDIN'

Hey, why not tell her that she's really pretty while you're at it? And that she's the most popular girl in school?
Fucking pathetic.

>>22729770

"Gilda," Rainbow Dash began. "I have NEVER cared about you being cool. Up until the party, you were already the coolest friend I knew."

"C'mon Dash," Gilda frowned. "Being cool was everything to you back in Junior Speedsters."

"My friends were everything to me," Rainbow Dash informed her. "They still are. If they weren't I wouldn't be here talking to you."

Gilda felt worse than ever. Her stomach was in knots and her embarrassment was growing by the second.

"I'm...uh.." Rainbow Dash blushed. "I'm sorry."

"It-It's cool," Gilda let out a nervous laugh. "I mean...it's fine. I'm sorry, too. I was acting really lame back there."

The two of them stood there for a moment, both unsure of what to say or do next. It was Rainbow Dash who broke their silence.

"There's still some cake left," Rainbow Dash smiled. "Pinkie Pie said she'd save some for you in case you came back."

"She did, huh?" Gilda smiled back and dug her talons into the ground.

"She said if you couldn't make it back though," Rainbow Dash spread her wings, "it was mine."

"So..." Gilda spread out her wings as well. "On three."

"Three!" Dash laughed and sped off towards Ponyville with Gilda trailing close behind.

>end

>>22729679
who said something about porn???

>>22729536

i laught my ass off.

and I'm pretty sure some of you creepyfags ARE capable of doing those things

requesting humanized Luna partying at a nightclub

>>22729631

I remember an equal amount of them saying everything was fine and the rest were just being bitchy too.

new episodes can't come soon enough

>>22729791

The reason why /co/ loses its drawfags, ladies and gentlemen.

>>22728162

>>22729725
YES moar

>>22729791
I'm with this guy.

You guys are acting like lovesick puppies, it's pathetic.

>>22729679
Because girls are delicate flowers that must never do anything dirty, eh?

>>22729812
I ebayed my ponies. I can make them eat all the candyvag I want in the privacy of my own home.

>>22729519
Continue?

i was not up on the hype when mlp started, so I missed this, but how did it come to be that Derpy is a mail carrier?

>>22729802

>>22729848
I'd lose my shit if a girl told me she did that kind of thing, and I'm not even into the porn at all.

>>22729818

>Cutehat art

Oh god what.

>>22729879

There was a high quality fanfic. Sorry, I didn't save. It was sort of a "Flowers for Algernon" kind of story. Followed Derpy making her rounds as a mail pony. It was so well done everybody just accepted it as fanon. That's what I like about this community, somebody creates something good and we keep it.

>>22729780
>Coltorado
>>22729630
>Coltorado Penitentary

Did my sad attempt at writefagging influence your choice of Coltorado, or am I just that desperate for attention?

>>22729880

deliciously capped friendship. thank you.

>>22729884
Girls look at porn
Girls draw porn
Girls make porn
None of these things should be a shock to you unless you are a fucking moron or are 8 years old.

I am feeling equal parts happiness and disgust by this thread.

Also, Jack is the best drawfag. Flockdrawan and DA drawan and Postan on 4chan like a boss.

>>22729852

if you don't do it in a macdonald full of children, you're not a true bronie, my friend.

>>22729879

It was first pointed out by a random youtuber about her and her Derpy eyes in Episode 1, and that was in turn pointed out to the Bronies by Dr. Foreigner on /co/ on October 25th 2010, he coined the name Derpy Hooves (with an ironic phrase "And so the legend of Derpy Hooves was born", and then Jimbo a writefag wrote a story called 'Bright Eyes' about her which depicated her as a mailpony.

>>22729848

>girls are delicate flowers

The hell with that! More like that beautiful, busty Applejack picture please! I'd like to see the rest of the ponies in human incarnations with your style. Celestia, Trixie, and Rainbow Dash especially. Thanks!

>>22729848
are you trying to be me?

because it's funny

>>22729927
cum is porn related

>>22729927
>Implying a girl looking at porn and a girl drawing it are at all similar.

>>22729927

New person here.

I know these things already, but every time I encounter them personally, I get doubly interested.

Is that wrong?

Five'll get me ten OP is an Arrancar tripfurfag.

>>22729927

I'm not surprised that girls draw porn. But the idea that a girl drew the comic where Zecora is using spy cameras to watch Apple Bloom pee certainly has me... intrigued.

All of the drawfags are here? Where is all the goddamn oc?

>>22728857
Odd that someone replies to that with a picture I drew when I first got into the series.

>>22729880
Pretty good fic, if a bit short.

Your pretty handy with the hearwarming endings, AJ.

>>22729536
That is fucking hilarious!

Would someone post the image outlining how to draw ponies? I have ponies to draw.

how can I be a tripfag?
because I don't want this guy to do this again >>22729848

>>22729687

More? are you sick?

>>22730148
go to the FAQ

>>22730148
http://www.4chan.org/faq#trip

>>22730148
Name#tripcode

Sorry for pretending to be you.

>>22730148

http://www.4chan.org/faq#trip

>>22730164
If he's sick, he's not the only one. Ive been waiting for a story where Big mac actually lives up to his name inside some pony. Break dat candy vag.

>>22730148

In the name field, type:

"madmax#(insert any words you want to be your secret password here)"

>>22730069

thanks Nathan...it's nothin' special...

also in case anyone is wondering...I've got a PinkiePie/Rarity next on my request list...and debating whether or not I should do another Fluttershy/Macintosh that was requested...

also...since I've only done shipping requests since I started...I may do my own grimdark...-shrugs- maybe...though I'd hate myself for it...maybe even something more mature with humanized versions of the ponies...can't write it with them in pony form....it just kills it...

>>22730148

You already are a tripfag. If you want a tripcode, write your name out, follow it with an octothorpe #, then write a password. The system will automatically scramble up your password and show it as an indecipherable code, the "tripcode."

That way, we'll all know it's you.

That said, creating a trip code won't stop trolls and dicks. If you don't like trolls and dicks, ignore them.

Also, learn how to properly quote and cite other posts. You keep citing yourself.

>>22729687 Is there more to this? 'Cause I really want to read about Big Mac raping Trixie at the behest of the other ponies. Especially with Fluttershy watching.

What the hay is wrong with this tenderfoot.
Ah reckon you have more problems than a math book, partner.
Yup.

>>22730248
>you already are a tripfag
No you're a namefag unless you have a tripcode, that's the whole point....

>>22729519

I demand a part two.

>>22729986
Dude I'm OP and I don't know what the fuck you typed

ok

sure is samefag trollin ITT

>>22730248
but my English is really basic
I use google translator for the comics...

Sooo...

Where the new thread at?

>>22730363
As a former troll, i can assure you all that most trolling is 100% samefag

>>22729051
So, Are you going to write an epiloge or not?

>>22730425
congrats! you are now a tripfag
warning; they are viciously despised for being attention whores (for some reason?)
now get drawing again you wonderful faggot

>>22730479
>despised for being attention whores (for some reason?)

Yes, it will forever be a mystery why people want to be attention whores.

>>22730462

Sigh. Yes. As I was explaining earlier, it's dragging and I don't think it will be very good. I wish I hadn't said anything about it, because now people are expecting it. But I'll hammer it out and post it as soon as I can, then I can get back to writing grimdark stuff.

>>22730479
No one hates contributing tripfags, everyone hates avatarfags and people who tripcode for no reason.

>>22730479
>warning; they are viciously despised for being attention whores (for some reason?)
Only the ones who are tripfags for no particular reason. If you draw stuff, write stuff or whatever than no one really cares.

Anyways it mainly avatarfags that piss everyone off, its like the fucking gaia forums in terms of faggotry.

sooo... new thread guys? this one is kinda dead.

>>22730427
Are we in need of a new one? Because I can make a new one.

>>22730544

It's not like tripfags are any less anonymous.

And it's not like anon doesn't crave attention.

>>22730599
Then why would you make a new one?

New thread is here.

>>22730620
>>22730620
>>22730620
>>22730620

...can someone make Seinfeld Ponies? That'd be...great...please

>>22730616

I would presume that this one is dying because it's reached its image limit, it's half the pages back, and because everyone's expecting a new one any minute now.

>>22730651

I dunno, smells of troll in there...

>>22730616

>He hasn't noticed old autosaging threads never get as many replies as fresh new threads

If pacce was here we would have had a new thread up the moment we hit image limit.

>>22730690
that's a good thing

>>22730803

Sorry, brah.

All day err day.

>>22728480

LOL at the fairy tale princess getting a tongue lashing from the Founding Fathers.

>>22729852
>>make them eat all the candyvag I want
>if you don't do it in a macdonald full of children, you're not a true bronie, my friend
Waiting for a "challenge accepted" here.

>>22731070
> And that's why I can never go back to McDonalds