Obligatory

>>>/toy/

>>22702889

>pink celestia

>>22702889
Luthor at the drive-thru

>>22693995
We're not even in autosage yet, so stay there.

>>22703343

>No Spike

Fuck. Well, I'll still get Dash.

GUYS GUESS WHAT
THE STAND
IS ALSO A COMB
HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT

WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER HAIR

>>22703601

>mfw none of you will be able to get the complete set before the promotion ends

>>22702889
Where you find this?

>>22703706
mfw i already did, bitch

When did/ will this start?

>>22703706
challenge accepted

>>22703730

You cheated

>mfw I'm 18 so I can't say they're for my daughter

>>22703787
why would you say that

I'm going to buy several Happy Meals and take them to work and give them to my co-workers. They'll probably be disappointed to know they're getting crappy food, but they'll love me when they realize they get not only their own pony, but a comb to brush their hair

>mfw I'll be the hero at my work fuck yeah

I'll pay some homeless dudes to order Happy Meals.

Fuck the food, I just want the toys.

Does anyone know the date these toys will come out?

>>22703863
Where the fuck do you work?

I want your job ;-;

>>22703889
You can buy the Happy Meal toys separately and they're under $2 most of the time.

>>22703835
You're mom sent you and they're for your little sister.

>>22703863

Man you're going to be soo popular.

>>22703914

I work at Bank of America.

>>22702889
>Pink Celestia
>Rainbow Dash get's color raped

For fucks sake Hasbro, We just want some on model toys. I wasn't expecting much for the happy meal toys, but I was expecting my favorite to be COLORED right, that's usually one of the basic features they always get right.

I swear I want SOMETHING that will look nice to come out at one point!

WHY AM I SO MAD.

>>22703835
Pretend niece, dummy.

how do i click on each toy to see how it works?? I WANT TO KNOOOOW

>>22702889
>FIP
what the fuck is this shit.

>>22703992
I'm getting it just because of mah waifu

>>22703922
That...could work.
Could even say she wanted the blue one.

>>22704014
More like, let them assume generic younger female relative and don't say anything.

Why the hell does everyone think the employee's are going to look for reasons to make you want to NOT buy?

>>22703943
You have my sympathies.

>>22703835
again, here's what you do:

McDonald's sells the toys separately from Happy Meals. There are some people that collect Happy Meal toys, it's no big deal. They're a buck a piece.

Just go there, say you want the complete sets of both MLP and whatever the boy toys are. The boy toys may cost like $6 or $8 but you don't have to pay for happy meals all the time.

problem solved, give the other toys to young relatives.

>>22704073
Seriously, do you know how creepy it's gonna be when you have an excuse prepared on the spot and you needlessly inform them of why you're buying it?

>>22703835
>>22703922
>>22704014

>One girl's happy meal
>McD: oh, for your little sister right?
>why yes, of course
>McD: it's really for you, isn't it?
>no no, for my niece
>McD: but you said sister...
>umm...
>McD: it's okay, I'm not going to judge you... brony
>you're one of us! awesome!
>McD: haha, just kidding fag, enjoy your pony

>>22703992
My favorite pony has a pink tail in these toys for some odd reason, but I ain't even mad.

>>22704020

http://www.happymeal.com/en_US/standalone.html?s=NextUpGirl&swfH=450&bs=NextUp&bgc=%2300
0000&ID=&swfW=772&swf=/en_US/swf3/sections/nextup/upnextgirl.swf#NextUpGirl

here you go

>The mane colors
>The Tail colors
>The Cutie Mark

volcano_of_puke.jpg

Since these things are

a) probably smaller than the actual toy ponies
b) have all kinds of inaccuracies (PINK RARITY)
c) have plastic manes and dollhair tails

I'm probably not going to try to collect them all. I'll just take whoever the dudes at McDonalds throw at me.

Despite all of the fucked up cutie marks and Dash's lame hair, these ponies have the most expressive poses and sculpts out of any of the actual Hasbro toys...

...And Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are both completely out-of-character

I'm not sure if I want to laugh at the people who are raging at inaccuracies or if I want to rage at the inaccuracies.

>>22704266
Laugh at the people raging, then rage about the same thing they did, then laugh at yourself

>>22704128
Being mad about Rarity cannot compare to the mad that >>22704156 generates.

parteeh?

>>22704225
Actually, now that I notice. it's pretty surprising that they posed Rarity so well. If I get any I think I'd want Rarity. Even though she's closer to the bottom of my preference list.

http://www.hasbro.com/mylittlepony/en_US/play/details.cfm?guid=1FF13B50-19B9-F369-1006-8C5C12F9B58F&
amp;src=endeca

So, /co/.
Are you and your favorite pony alike?
I got Dash, and she's my absolute favorite.
>mfw

>>22704325
I felt nothing and RD is mai waifu

1st thing I do on Friday.

Visit McDonalds with a $20

>>22704406

You're just going to end up with $20 worth of the same pony.

>>22703835
Look, buddy, fictional relatives are easy.
Choice 1) Pretend you made some mistakes really early in life.
Choice 2) Pretend you have some sisters.
Choice 3) Pretend you have some cousins.
Choice 4) Ask yourself if you really want poorly made ponies and what you would actually do with them if you had the full set.

>>22704564
I was going to get one just to force my friends to be with me while I get them. But god. I don't know how you go from rainbow pastel to barf.

>No luna

sadfrog.jpg

srsly....there's never anything Luna....

>>22704551
$20 worth of pinkie sounds good to me

what the fuck is wrong with dash cutie mark its like they didnt even try at all

>>22704844

They're too small to fuck, you know.

At last you show yourself, Prince of Equestria

i will need 2 of every pony

1 for ass and 1 for desk

Checked two McDonaldses today, nothing.

>>22704867

It's almost like it was some cheap throwaway toy in a kid's meal!

Oh wait...

>>22703835
Or grow some balls and ask for girl toys, jesus christ.

im surprised there is no applebloom

i thought girls loved cute babby pony shit like that

>>22704979
They did a way better job on the rest of them. Even if there are still errors.

I mean, the way all the others are is what I expected. Rainbow Dash is a good plenty levels beneath all the others.

>>22705013
All the ponies are tiny and cute.

It's easy to forget that, since there are so many of them in the actual show and only the babies look that cute by comparison.

why is there a Cheerilee toy and no Luna?

Seriously? NOBODY is going to ask "WHO THE FUCK IS THE PINK PONY ON THE LEFT?"?

Okay, I will.

WHO THE FUCK IS THE PINK PONY ON THE LEFT?

I wish with all my heart we'll get the MLP toys here in Australia. Next month is PPG toys...

>>22705324
Cheerilee.
Duh.

>>22705324
Cheerilee.

School Teacher.
Call of the Cutie

It's pretty obvious we will get a cherilee-centric episode soon then.

>My face when Pinkie's looks the best and it was the only one I was interested in
Not that I'm buying them or anything. It wouldn't seem right for a 20 year old guy asking for a kid's meal.

Found this on Youtube. Damn this is a win

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO9TGlqXhGs&NR=1

>mfw i will never get that toys because i'm not from USA

>>22705313
Because fuck Luna.

>>22705401
You know most Happy Meals are ordered by, like, parents, right?

>>22705401
>implying they won't just think you're high
Pro-tip, the only adults who go to McDonald's are rednecks and stoners. Just giggle like a retard and take forever paying and no one will think less of you.
Wait a minute, why do you care what McDonald's employees think?

>mfw Fluttershy looks fine

Oh glorious day.

>>22705337
wait, do you mean Powerpuff Girls? I want info!

Here is how you walk in to McDonalds and buy ponies.

1) Talk to MANAGER
2) Ask for ponies
3) Buy ponies
4) Ask for bag to put ponies in (Optional)
5) Go home and enjoy ponies

There is no reason to be embarrassed. You don't even need a reason to give them. If you want you can even sound slightly annoyed so they think you're buying them for your sister or whatever.

>>22705313
Because Hasbro won't sell a My little pony that is beneath an 8 on the girly scale. And that's a scale measured in stereotypical expectations.

>>22705533
What the spoiler said.
Seriously, they work at a fast food joint. Just think about that.

>>22705337
Well I went to the happymeal.com.au and saw this. I know that Marvel and LPS are the toys now.

>>22705632
That image is hilarious.

>>22705692
Applejack isn't that girly. Though that's probably the reason she never has her hat...God forbid there be a character with a cowboy hat. Girls can't be tough! They're tiny and delicate and sweet.

>>22705822
And when she DOES have a cowboy hat, it's PINK.

>>22705755
It's hair accessories and other junk.

>>22705632
If this is legit, I'd wet my pants even more with laughter.

>>22705875
It's an edit.The original was about the gays.

>>22703782

Don't worry, Cheerilee. I'm O.K. with you getting a toy. :-)

(Boy, class tomorrow is going to be fun....)

Surely I'm not the only one who finds it hilarious that Cheerilee has the best figure of the bunch, despite being a secondary character.

...that being said, I've got a thing for obscure minor characters, so I want hers the most. :3

>>22705928

BTW, am I the only one who noticed that during Griffon the brush off, Spike hums the MLP theme?

>>22705939

no one can resist that crazy flashback pony

>>22705973
>The lamp in Pixar is the letter i

>>22705973
Whoever didn't notice should feel bad.

>>22705449
I feel for you... no toys for me, either.
Goddammit Finland.

>>22705632

This is what I plan to do:

1. Dress with a hipster sort of fashion (as I love to do; red shoes, red scarf, my gray hoodie with a black toque)

2. Go late at night, like around closing time when it is nearly empty

3. Bring in checklist, as if part of a task

4. Buy ponies

5. Leave with ponies

6. Enjoy them casually and passively, maybe brushing Fluttershy's hair sometimes.

>>22702889
THEY NEVER GIVE AJ HER HAT!

I've been asking almost every day. No such luck yet.

I laugh at all the miscoloring. Pinkie pie is just perfect! Also, why is the teacher there? They could have atleast added applebloom or moar pinkie.

I'm going to walk in and ask for a Pinkie Pie. No shame, bronies.
>mfw I get my Pinkie Pie

Well this is going to be an exercise in "not giving a shit about what other people think" when I ask to buy the toy.

>>22705973
>>22705973
Fluttershy always hums that theme like shes some princess of the MLP universe

WHERE
IS
SPIKE?

>Mfw when someone at work who buys happy meals anyway agreed to sell the toys to me.

>>22706141
>>22705692

i went to mcdonalds very early this morning and only 1 old mexican lady was working there and no customers were there that early so i dont think i will have a problem buying

a sign said a full set of toys was $20 that seems a little high i think that was for every toy tho not just girls

>mfw when a bunch of neckbeard fags came to my work today to buy ponies and awkwardly claimed it was for their little sisters

I went to McDonalds today and bought a happy meal for my niece of course and they didn't have the toys yet

>>22706174
>a sign said a full set of toys was $20

They do that?

>>22706193

Haha you work at McDonalds

1) The MLP toys aren't out until probably the 21st
2) Cheerilee is a returning character from G3, she isn't really "obscure"
I still love her, all the same

>>22706193
Say what you like but at the end of the day you're the one working at McDonalds and I'm playing with a MIP:FiM toy

>>22706049
EVEN MALIBU STACY GOT A HAT DAMMIT!

1. Buy Pony toys
2. Cover them in man sauce
3. Post pics on /co/
4. ????????
5. Profit

>you care what mcdonalds employees think? they work in fast food lol

i hate to break it to you guys, but you're still more pathetic. i like ponies too. but god damn y'all delusional

>>22705537
Except she's in a pose that really doesn't suit her at all.

not that that's going to stop me from asking for her

>>22706255
Also this. Cheerilee was a major character in the 2000-2004 videos, of about equal prominence with Pinkie Pie. Rainbow Dash was a background character during those times. Cheeri still probably has quite a draw from the actual "little girls" who will be buying these.

The only good ones from this set are twilight and celestia.

The others just look strange.

Those mcdonalds ones look awesome though, im totally getting fluttershy, twilight, celestia, and rarity. everything else is meh and aj is just lame in general

>>22705973
>crying Statue of Liberty
>burning American flag
Uh...what?

been harassing my McDonalds for the last week since the drive thru took down the toy pictures to show a picture of the apple dippers instead. "Did the toys change yet?" "Um....the boys is some ball thing" "Well that's helpful." "....so what do you want" Kinda annoying that they don't even know the toy. By the way for people who want the blank flank ponies, new Pinkie Pie and Sweetie Bell set for 10 bucks at walmart. It was the only one, so maybe there is a Apple Jack and Apple Bloom set as well.

>>22706330
>pink Celestia
>looks good

SOMEONE MAKE ME A CUSTOM RAINBOW DASH THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ASS
I WILL GIVE YOU $20

>>22706330
why does AJ have twin-tails in this set!? i dont get it ><

>Went to McDonald's after work tonight
>"What toys do the happy meals come with right now?"
>Fat Mexican chick at the counter covered in two pounds of makeup gets this look on her face
>Shows me something that isn't MLP
>"They're just old toys."
>"When are you going to get the NEW toys?"
>"I don't know."
>"Alright then."
>Leave without giving a fuck what people think.

>>22706339
It's Kelley. The political cartoons are made for The Onion as parodies of other political cartoons, particularly the far right. The crying statue of liberty is kind of his thing.

ex-mcdonaldsfag here, when they start the new toys they throw out all the old so if you check the dumpster you could find boxes of free pony

>tail is made of realistic hair
>Mane is made of plastic
JESUS CHRIST, ONE OR THE OTHER WHAT THE FUCK

>>22706397
Confound these ponies, they'll make me dumpster dive.

>>22706397
At least somebody working there has to be smart enough to take them home, knowing that people collect McDonald's toys.

I will say that I'm going to get Twilight to stick in my office to see what, if any, hilarity ensues.

ANON, YOU NEED TO FINISH THIS DRAFT BEFORE--IS THAT ONE OF THOSE PONIES?
>SURE IS.
>mfw

>>22706339
>doesn't know about Kelly's amazing editorial cartoons

>>22706397
Not sure on others but my town's Mcdonalds actually locks up the garbage so no one will go in there.

>>22706472
I love Kelly Classics. I love seeing how well his political views stand the test of time

>>22706487
casual

if i still worked there and saw a brony order happymeal i could stuff like 5 toys in there and no one would give a fuck

>>22706487
you know this because you had to lock it right? Not because you attempted digging through it,

>>22706379
I wish I was like you man, I don't have the guts to do it. Damn, a year out of high school and I still semi-care what people think about me.

>>22706487
Depends, in smaller towns the garbage isn't locked up usually. At least not all the way so if you just shake the lock a bit, it'll open.

>>22706535
It's a big fucking lock that is in a area right next to the drive thru, kinda hard to miss the workers fumbling with keys while trying to dump trash while I sit in line waiting for the soccer mom to order 20 items.

I HAVE TO GET THAT RARITY, PINKIE PIE AND CHERRILEE FUCK WHY IS IT NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO BUY GIRL TOYS

>>22706448
i dont think anyone will care they will just think daughter or niece gave to you now if you had the whole collection that would be differant

We HAVE to have some bronies on the inside that can cut us some slack. Maybe slip a few extra toys..

>mfw ponyfags know quite a bit more than I thought they would about breaking into locked dumpsters

>>22706487
protip: they don't lock it to keep people from taking shit.

i used to work at subway and we always emptied our garbage in the dumpster of a business a couple doors down. cut costs on waste removal.

>>22706560
I feel like I'm in a meeting with hobos who think they're international secret agents planning a break in to an evil facility.

>>22706572
BECAUSE AMERICA IS A TERRIBLE COUNTRY.
JOCKS HAVE KILLED OUR FUN.

>>22703835
It's for your little sister. Your welcome.

>>22706582
Dude you have to get the whole collection.

Damn I sorta wish I had a desk now.

>>22706548
do drive thru with groceries in your car-like front and back seat full of bags/look like it. They'll think you're just some poor kid who reproduced too young and not give a fuck.

>>22706636
No matter HOW you appear they won't give a fuck.

They'll make up any rational reason they want WITHOUT STATING IT ALOUD. Why is everyone so nervous? Fuck.

>>22705448
>>22705448
>>22705448

my body was not ready for this son

>I fucking lol'd so hard

i plan to keep my appearance as normal as possible when outside my house, and just buy these on ebay later.

>>22706634
I might do this.
I usually have other little toys and whatnot floating around the place anyway, some Decepticons and Mcfarlane stuff mostly. Also some of my 40k stuff WHICH I AM NOT PAINTING, BOSS, NO I DO NOT THINK IT SMELLS LIKE PRIMER IN HERE.

>>22706339
Its The Onion

Wow, are you guys all so seriously insecure that you can't order the girl toys at McDonald's without shame? Have an ounce of self-confidence, christ.

>>22706747
if you're not insecure about buying girls toys at mcdonalds, then you are beyond the point of no return. you have eroded all self criticism to the extent that you proudly exclaim that you're a furry in public, put 4chan bumper stickers on your car, and think it's perfectly okay to never shave or shower

WE'RE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT ROOTING THROUGH GARBAGE TO FEED OUR ADDICTION?

3 million and half seconds in ms paint
while a work
watching Robocop 2

>>22706666
This. Chill guys. Just purchase your poni.

You can just buy the toys without the food right?

>>22706784
>omega as fuck

Here's an idea:

>Stroll into McDonalds, ask for MLP toys
>Clerk gives them to you
>"Thanks. You know, I was surprised, but this was really a good show, despite how PINK it was. You ought to watch it."
>Clerk is surprised, possibly goes home and becomes a brony.
>You leave experiencing that magical feeling called self-worth, because you didn't have to mask your honest feelings for the sake of appearing macho

>>22706796
HEY, we may find some chicken McNuggets in there too. Fucking delicious.

I don't think I'm up for it unless I know which toy I'm getting

I only want one ffs

>>22706861
>McNuggets
>delicious

>>22706737
>40k stuff
So, are you going to use one of the ponies as a mount for somebody?

>>22706861
you know mcnuggets are 60% corn meal and bleach, right?

>>22706853
>>22706853
>>22706853
EASY FOR YOU TO SAY LASS FUCK IT IM GONNA GET MY NIECE TO BUY IT FOR ME OR SOMETHING

>>22706853
>Stroll into McDonalds, ask for MLP toys
>Clerk gives them to you
>"Thanks. You know, I was surprised, but this was really a good show, despite how PINK it was. You ought to watch it."
>Clerk is surprised, possibly frightened, goes home and tells family about weird customers
>You leave experiencing that magical feeling called self-delusion, because you didn't mask your honest feelings for the sake of appearing normal

>>22706784
You overreached. 1/10 is all I can give you.

>>22706853
>Clerk rolls eyes, calls you a fag under his breath, and helps the next person in line

Fixed that for you.

I'm just gonna make my own Rainbow Dash!
With blackjack. And HOOKERS!

In fact, forget the rainbow dash.

>>22706840
Yes, you can. Hell you might even get a boss manager who'll give you them for free. You never know.

>>22706914
>>22706853
Man, both sides are equally delusional.

>>22706890
Hmm. That's an idea. Might make a unit of Bloodcrushers with PONY MOUNTS just to troll the LGS with.

>>22706831

>watching Robocop 2

Fuck yeah!

>>22706853
>>Clerk is surprised, possibly goes home and becomes a brony.

PFFFFF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

put your money where your mouth is
http://tinyurl.com/46vrf94

>>22706996
i hovered over "buy it now" for a good 5 seconds and realized I don't want them all

>>22706796
Who is "we"?

>>22705448

>>22703835

You can say they are for your nephews. Just saying.

>21st
>decide "what the hell" and buy happy meal
>toy is pink evil overlord celest

Do you know how many adults buy Happy Meals without kids in tow (and eat the meal themselves), because their kid wants the toy? It happens a lot.

No McDonalds employee will even blink if you buy a Happy Meal. Most will probably assume it's for your kid, your little sister, and even if they catch on that it's you you, they have far bigger freaks to worry about.

>>22706996
McDonald's toys are usually doled out over a few weeks, right? So it'd take some time to get them all if bought normally...and I suppose it'd cost the same. Hmm.

This thread is just weird.

If you want to purchase girl toys from mcdonalds without sideways glances or comments, dress the part. scare the employees into obedient silence. wear a homemade pony hat and some of those fucking shoes from the last thread, and if you can find a MLP girls t-shirt and squeeze your fat torso into it, that's a plus. put your hair back in a greasy ponytail, don't shave for a week.

the mcdonalds staff will be so eager to rid their establishment of your hideousness, they'll give you anything

>>22706996
But...I only want one or two of them...
Confound my indecision, it drives me to spend.

>Buy all ponies
>Sit at nearest table
>Play with ponies in front of everyone
>Have Pinkie Pie skydive into BBQ Sauce.
>Brony for life

Go to a McDonalds that is not franchise-owned for cheaper toys.

Also when I get a Celestia, I'm painting her the right color. Fuck sexism.

>>22703992
>Hasbro
>Get it right
choose one

I'm hoping Dash isn't as bad in person, if she is, well, I've got paints for custom TF projects so I'll figure something out.

>>22706996
>picture is not of actual toys
You know, I don't really believe this person has toys that are not available at McDonald's yet. I just went an hour ago and the toys weren't there yet.

>>22707108
That was the greatest mental image of all time. Someone has to draw a /co/ fatlus doing this. Maybe have his dad watching through the window.

>>22707093
>even if they catch on that it's you you, they have far bigger freaks to worry about.

This.
Have you SEEN some of the subhumans that frequent an average McDonalds? A random neckbeard asking for a cheap piece of plastic is the least of their worries.

>>22707130

THIS is what will start to faze a McDonald's employee you retards. Otherwise, it's business as usual. Do it at night, like in the morning, for maximum effect. I plan on driving to one at least 20 minutes out in Greensboro, that is in bumfuck nowhere to avoid anybody I know seeing me.

>>22707108
>a greasy ponytail
>ponytail

Go to McDonald's dressed like this

/toy/ here.

Not sure if it's already been mentioned, but you can buy the toys without the meal for like, a dollar, and they even let you pick from whichever ones they have available.

I did this regularly with the transformers toys as well as the Starwars ones. The cashiers truly don't give a fuck since, like another anon mentioned, they assume it's for your kid or brother or whatever the fuck.

Also, I hate ponies.

peace out, niggas.

>>22707130

>>22705449

The series has been purchased by other international networks for ditribution wordlwide.

Just wait and see, when FIM arrives to your local TV networks they will be at you local McD.

Oh /co/~

>>22707176
i went in the other day for food (yes, i was legitimately there for a burger and not ponies) and i saw a toothless 80 year old hobo guy, obviously mentally challenged, holding an ice cream and giggling to himself. he had ice cream all over his face like a child.
>my face

>>22707130
This, but with my pony-hating friends with me, was my plan. But that Rainbow Dash is just terrible, I am so saddened by these toys.

>This thread

>>22707238

>>22707238

>>22707147

Maybe he works there and got the set early. They send out some set early for promotional purposes.

>>22707238
god damnit 4chan

For you bronies interested in the toys, here's what you do:

Get some suspicious clothing. I mean, guy-on-Most-Shocking-getting-ready-to-fuck-shit-up suspicious. Wear something with a hood, and wear a baseball cap under the hood. Put on sunglasses. Walk in at night wearing said sunglasses for bonus effect.

Keep one hand in your right pocket, with the other hand out in the open. Walk up to the counter. Look around, observe the entire restaurant.

Then tell the cashier you want to buy whatever figurines you're interested in.

>>22707246
Are you unaware that McDonald's is a hangout for bums?

>>22707238
Is it just me, or did things just get really freaking creepy in this thread all of the sudden?

>>22707222

Speaking of which, I look forward to the crazy shit Japanese MLP fans will do with their fanart.

>>22707292

Its 4chan, its always creepy here!

I know who can get the pony toys.

>>22707290

i want to try this so bad but there is no way i'd be able to keep a straight face.

>>22707238

>>22707323
DON'T SAY IT.
SAY IT AND YOU'RE FIRED.

>>22707238

>>22707238
I could deal with people buying the other Pony crap, but little girl panties is a bit too far.

this thread is just hillarious

>>22707323
IF YOU SAY "YOUR MOM" YOU'RE FIRED!

>>22707362
YOUR MOM!

>>22707238
>>22707309
By Celestia what have we done!?

>>22707238
>My face when I thought they were socks and it slowly dawned on it me that they weren't

>>22707403
GET OUT OF HERE!

PONI PANTSU?!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>22707238
>pony panties
>mfw I thought of a trap wearing those

>>22707238
i'd wear rainbow dash underwear
but it doesn't come in my size

>>22707445
It was worth it!

>>22707458
>>22707455
Fuck, took long enough for someone to actually mention wearing them.

>>22707318
There's creepy, and then there's really freaking creepy.

Pony threads are generally creepy as is; 19+ year old men and women discussing a cartoon written for the 10 and under audience isn't normal no matter how you slice it. I accept that and embrace my inner sicko till things turn to porn and I just jump to the synchtube channel.

It's a girl's show, so panties aren't that big of a shock, but this kind of behavior is sick and degenerate, even for 4chan.

>>22707412

You know what we haven't seen yet?

Humanized versions of the ponies fucking their pony counterparts. Let's make it happen, guise.

>>22707238
What size are they?

>hey guys what's going on in this thre-

MYF there were two pony threads on /b/.

>>22707238
Fuck, the only time a camwhore would be awesome is to see her wearing these. A trap would be fine too.

>>22707479
...no.
Just...no.
Unless they're anthro ponies.

>>22707238
Are you going to cum in them or do you have a daughter.

This thread is reaching whole new levels of weird


And I like it

>>22707412
>mfw

>>22707496
it says on the package, 2T-3T
that's two to three years of age. fucking toddlers.

>>22707290

Man I didn't even want the pony toys, but now I want them just so I can try this.

>>22707412
There's pony in this picture, and panties, but not ponies IN panties. I think that needs to happen. Like a picture of each pony wearing her own panties from >>22707238

Woah wth is going on over at /b/?

Is everyone still discussing the best method of getting the happy meal toys? I laid out what I think is the least judgmental way of getting ALL of them for however much they sell them for:

Step 1. Ask the person at the counter if you can buy one of each set, boys and girls. If anyone cares enough to ask, you're a collector. In fact, state that you're a collector up-front to make for an easier step 2.

Step 2. Look through the toys, state you already have anything that isn't a pony, and just buy the ponies. Alternatively, buy one or more of the boy's toys anyway and give them to your nephew or something.

Step 3. Proceed home so you can brush Fluttershy's tail with the stand-comb, scoff at pink Celestia, and wonder where AJ's hat is.

If the counter jockey gives you lip about them only coming in happy meals, ask for supervisor. If they're not giving in, go to another McD's. If your fear of being judged is Fluttershy-tier, go when it's close to empty.

Honestly, a McD's probably won't refuse a fist of cash that some "collector" is offering for the toys. They're going to think you're eccentric for collecting McD's toys, but you aren't the weirdest customer they've had.

>>22707512
Ya know, I got another story ready if anyone wants it.

Femanons and those with weak hearts should slowly step out of this pony thread. This could get ugly.

don't tell me we are crossposting on /b/ again. We know how much fun that netted us last time.

2. ????

>>22707478

>I'M BEING A NEWFAG AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.jpg

>>22707569

>Alternatively, buy one or more of the boy's toys anyway and give them to your nephew or something.

Nah, here's what happens: the ponies decide to purge the wicked bipedal beasts.

Strap firecrackers to them and light them in the back yard. When they explode, yell "IN YOUR HONOR, PRINCESS CELESTIA."

Bonus points if you put it on YouTube.

>i need to sleep
>but this thread keeps turning weirder
>and i love it

Holy shit, what happened to /b/...
And what happened to this thread...
I'll say it's related, out until the next clean thread!

I'm So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems rike no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they'll notice me
But until then I'rr just be ronery
Rittle ronery, poor rittle me

I'm so ronery

>and then Nightmare Moon

>>22707309
Same here. Once FiM starts getting a Pixiv presence we'll be seeing even more awesome fanart.

>>22707622
Heart Fixer.

>>22707628
If that makes you feel better, then just keep telling yourself that.

WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE A FUCKING TRIXIE TOY GODDAMNIT THINK OF THE COOL SHIT SHE COULD HAVE HAD A ROBE AND WIZARDS HAT A WAND/HAIRBRUSH ACCESORY BUT NOOOOO WE GET FUCKING CHERIFUCKINGLEEFUCKFACE

>>22707512
Link?
/B/ is all mindfucked now.

mfw Hasbro realizes that the Pony toys are selling 10 times as fast as the "boy" toys and decides to renew MLP for 5 more years.

>>22707633
I'd consider doing it if Yari says he'll put it permanently on the synchtube list.

Can't be alpha as fuck? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250759456110&category=767

>>22707686
>mfw i know a guy who's an expert at making doll clothes and could probably make me a custom trixie
when i say expert, i mean it's his fucking job. he gets paid twice as much as I do to sew custom miniature clothing.

>>22707422
HOLLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22707238

oh nice, i would use them as serviette.

>>303102017

>>22707753
i'd use them as jizzrags

>>22707743

You best be selling me one!

>>22707686

Dude dont be a dick.

Poor cheerilee almost got dropped completely. She deserves a toy.

>>22707622
That is Cheerilee

Gen 3 Pony.
Teacher Pony in Call of the Cutie

holy shit guys
i'm gonna buy a bunch of the panties and cut squares out of them, and make a pony quilt.

>>22707622
It's fucking Cheerilee
>>22707678
gb2/quest/

>>22707718
When this link was posted earlier, there were 10 available. Now, there's 8.

>>22707813
>>22707813
Why make a quilt when you can make a shirt so when you go buy the toys at McDonalds everyone will know that you just dont give a fuck

>>22707813

Do want!

Where are the trixie panties though..

Where are trixies panties..

I want to play with trixies panties..

>>22707841
I'm aware. I bought one of them.

>>22707848
what if i wear the panty-quilt as a cape?

>>22707750
I'm okay with this. Though >>22703782 has a good point. Big Macintosh was an obvious failed opportunity.

>>22707478

> Implying there aren´t creepier and far more worse things on 4chan.

>>22707718
>>22706996

>mfw that was totally at 12 a few minutes ago

>>22707858
Trixie would have bought all her own panties so nobody else could wear the great and powerful Trixie.

>>22707875
>>22707875
>>22707875
Fuck it make a whole suit with cape and hat accessories

This a tale of the loving bond between brother and sister.
The day had begun on Sweet Apple Acres and Big Macintosh was out in the orchard taking a morning walk. He was finishing up and heading back to the barn when he paused. Something felt…off. He then remembered he hadn’t seen Applejack yet this morning. Not unusual for her to get out early, but he was fairly sure she hadn’t eaten breakfast. He was about to head off when he saw a tree violently shake few yards off to his right. “So that’s where she is. I better see if she’s alright” he thought.
Arriving at her location, he saw her picking up the fallen apples and putting them in the baskets. She looked tense.
“Uh, morning, AJ”
She lifted her head to look at him. Her expression could turn sugar into battery acid
“What do you what”? She grumbled though clenched teeth, still holding a stem.
He immediately felt uncomfortable.
“Well nothing. It’s just that I didn’t see you at breakfast.”
“Well maybe I wasn’t hungry, ever think of that”? She spat.
Her behavior was making him nervous. What was that smell?

>>22707901
WHY DID I CLICK???

>>22707900
I'm smelling some Hiccup/Toothless coming off this image.

>>22707942
“I just what’d make sure you were ok, sis. You sure you’re doing fine”? He asked, a slight quiver in his voice.
Applejack had another apple in her mouth. He was starting to annoy her. She crushed it in frustration
She marched up to him and stared him the eye. “I’d be better if you get your hide out my way and stop bothering me with your bullmess so I can get back to work. I gotta get these apples to market”
At this range, the odor was unmistakable. His stallion nose is attuned to the smells mares made and this was the one he dreaded. The rank, pungent aroma tortured his nostrils. His sister’s angry disposition was only the icing on the cake.
His eyes widened in fear. “Oh no. No. Oh god no. Not this. Anything but this.” Big Mac screamed to himself. How could he have forgotten about this? He had to get away from her. He couldn’t take being around her when she got like this. It was all coming back to him. As hard as he tried to stop them, the memories of that night flooded his mind.

>>22707813

>>22707901
Damnit I left /b/ to get away from shit like that.

>>22707628

>>22707901
Who's the whore?

>>22707900

now is 7

>>22707718
>mfw I can't decide whether or not to trust the seller but really want all of them

>>22707975
He was a freshman in high school. They were home alone; their parents had left that day on trip and wouldn’t be home for a couple days. Granny wasn’t living with them at time. It was just him and young Applejack. Though only in the sixth grade, Applejack was a hearty girl. After they had gotten home from school that day, they went out into barn to do their daily chores. When they were done, Big Macintosh, being the one in charge, cleaned up first so he could start supper. He was in the kitchen when the scream from the bathroom stole his attention. Without a second thought, he dashed towards the source of the panic.

>>22708014
“AJ, what’s wrong”? He said, bursting into room. The horror show standing in the tub caught him completely off guard.
There was his little sister, wet and crying, her fore hooves and hind legs covered in blood. Her crotch was a deep red. And the smell. Stallion noses are attuned the smells that mares made.
She started walking towards him, her arms reaching out. “Big Mac, you gotta help me! I’m bleeding and I don’t why! I….I think I’m busted inside! You gotta call a doctor!” It was like a bad monster movie.
Big Mac knew what was happening. He learned it in heath class. He thought only girls learned it, he guessed he was wrong. He also guessed that Applejack hadn’t been to that class yet.
“It’s going to be ok, AJ. You’re fine. Just get back in the tub.” He said, attempting to not look repulsed.
“B…But Big Mac…..”
“Just do it and I’ll…help clean you up.” It was his duty as big brother to help her. He really, really, really wished momma was here.
She tearfully climbed back into the bath as Mac grabbed a wash cloth. He didn’t want to do this.
“I wish momma was here.” Applejack whimpered
“Me too, darling. Me too.”
As he helped her scrub, he explained what she was going through. He never would have ever thought he’d be the one doing it. He was trying not to focus too intently on what he was doing (namely inadvertently groping his sister), when he dropped the washcloth behind her. Reaching over to pick it up, he saw Applejack suddenly wince in pain. Without any other warning, there was a huge burp from her girl parts. He watched helplessly as the chunky, crimson glob rocketed out and splattered on his hoof. He froze there in shock. Seconds later, he noticed the feeling of liquid running down the side of his face.

>>22708012
>99.7% positive feedback over 700+ sales.

Seems legit.

>>22707659

Go to a night club in Fillydelphia. I'm sure there's some nice ravers to pick from

>>22707887
The only thing immediately creepier than this is child pornography, which is a crime in some countries and a bannable offense here on 4chan.

Gore, animal cruelty, and the entirety of /d/ are wrong in their own right, but you have to admit that this is sick.

>>22708012

I was close to putting down money for this, but with $6 for shipping? In addition to the $13? Fuck that.

I just want Fluttershy, anyway.

>>22708043
He thought quickly. “Um, h...hey, AJ? W…why don’t you, uh, take the day off?”
“I beg your pardon. What do you mean “take the day the off”? What are you talking about”? The scowl on her face worsened.
He gulped and said”Well, it’s just that, um, you….deserve to take a break. You’ve been working real hard lately, it’d only fair for you to take some time for yourself.” He made sure not to say how in her current state, she’d scare off the customers.
Applejack hostilely asked “And what about selling these apples? You got your chores to do, who’s going into town”?
“I will. In fact I’ll take care of the apple selling and do all the other stuff, too. You don’t gotta about a thing. You just go on back to the house and take load off. My treat.”
She glared at him. His ears drooped. A weak smile formed on his face. He was trying not to breath.
“Fine.” She snorted “But you better not screw it up.” Turning, she stomped back toward the house, leaving hoof prints in the dirt.
He let his breath out and shook his head to get the memory to stop playing. He shuddered.
He looked at sky and then back at the apples. It was gonna be a long day.

>>22707813
they actually make MLP fabric, no need to be extra creepy =p

>>22707718
7. Fuck yeah.

>>22707813
I'm not sure if this would make buying panties more creepy, or less...

>>22708087
i'm willing to bet the panty fabric is way softer

>>22708043
>>22708014
>>22707975
>>22707942

>>22708074

>>22708043

>without any other warning, there was a huge burp from her girl parts. He watched helplessly as the chunky, crimson glob rocketed out and splattered on his hoof. He froze there in shock. Seconds later, he noticed the feeling of liquid running down the side of his face.

>>22707238
They should make adult size MLP panties. They would sell. (Seriously. My girlfriend and her friends all have PJs with Mickey Mouse, Snoopy, sheep, etc, on them, and they're all over 20.)

>>22708087
where do you get it at?
is it FIM?

>>22708012
It's covered by Ebay's Buyer Protection too, looks like, so even if it's not legit you can get your money back.

>>22708043
That's bloody disgusting, Sergeant Meanie Sprinkles Pants!
No cookie for you!

>>22708059

>Equating violence to animals to harmless fetishes of /d/

Get off your high horse, faggot.

>>22708074

>>22708160
I was just about to start reading that. Thank you for this.

>>22703782
>>22703782
I fucking lol'd

>>22707718
Holy shit, I got all the way to almost putting in my credit card number. I think I need help, I have no need for these ponies.

>>22707238

>>22708177
>bloody disgusting
>pic related

I think I'll bite the bullet and buy a set of the McDonalds toys

>>22708074
and with that, I'm done writing anything with pussy blood in it. I think put the joke as far into the ground as i can.
If you what to know what could have done with the rest:
Rarity was going to ruin her clothes
Rainbow Dash was going to fly over a crowded school yard
and Pinkie Pie was going to change a tampon with her mouth after cheerfully announces to everybody she was menstruating.

so where does one find these panties?

>>22708258
I've spent $20 on stupider things.

>>22708242
Hey, newfaggotry is a part of every enduring community or fandom.

>>22708170
Any old fabric store. They should star carrying FiM patterns later on as the series matures and eclipses G3.

>>22708265
Drawfags, please fund this.

>>22708113
Depends on if they were worn, of course.

>>22708265
why god why?
what did we ever do to you!?

I demand something epic Daww for restitutions
(perhaps Luna based)

>>22708265
>Rainbow Dash over a crowded schoolyard

what the heck is going on in this thread

>>22708323
Drawfag who drew the pic of Angel here:
Even we have our limits.

>>22708264
I got one too. You'll leave 6 left.

>>22708265

The Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie ideas actually sound funny. Like the Fluttershy one.

This one wasn't that funny. And the Rarity one doesn't sound much funny either.

>>22708265

Horses don't get periods.

>>22707412
all of my hate
EVERY OUNCE OF IT

>>22708479
too bad they're ponies, not horses, mr smartie pants faggot

>>22708265
The Rainbow Dash sounds hilarious but no. Stop, the jokes gone too far, just let it end.

>Opens window to /b/

Er..did /b/ because a night club or something?

>>22708184
You missed the point, but I'm getting tired of arguing over girl's undergarments and the ethics of an adult with no children buying them for personal use.

Here, have some Pinkie Pie.

>>22708265

>Pinkie Pie was going to change a tampon with her mouth after cheerfully announces to everybody she was menstruating.

I approve

>>22708498

because = become....

thank you for the feedback
i promise not to that anymore
maybe i'll try heartwarming again

>>22708498
That damn song is now in my head.
By the by, Stylish puts stop to that sort of thing.

>>22708479

This. They just go into heat and all that animaly stuff. Which probably isn't that much better considering whats going on in this thread.

>>22708408
We do?

Serious question. I'm a /b/ transplant and I'm still learning your new and different /co/ ways.

>>22708543

I was so misled you know, I thought I was gonna get some Applemac! But then I was like "oh, another one of these."

Oh well.

>>22708479 Horses don't get periods.

Oh, WANNA BET?

>>22708451
wasn't really trying to be funny. going for queasy and uncomfortable.
but i've taken it far as i can

>>22708612
It's like getting Pony Bell-Air'ed

and now I will travel back in time and make this thread disappear

>>22708639

IN WEST FILLYDELPHIA BORN AND RAISED...

I remember the good ol' days when pony threads didn't sicken me.

>>22708612
>I thought I was gonna get some Applemac!

I am disgusted with myself for how much I want this.

>>22708587
>>22708479
i know that. it's just shock value humor.

>>22708479
You sure about that? Pretty sure all mammals menstruate.

>>22708490
Ponies are horses. Same species (Equus ferus), different breeds.

>>22708687

bawwwww, etc.

I read the last part like 3 or 4 times trying to figure out what was coming out of AJ. Thought is was a miscarriage. Goddamn my curiosity, these fics go where ponies should dare not tread

I'm glad I don't live in Ponyland otherwise Applejack would dive bomb my car with horse manure from the sky.

"Horses go into an Estrous cycle. Not a menstrual cycle of humans.

In the mare, it is commonly divided into two periods for practical purposes. The follicular phase or estrus period of the cycle is the period during which the mare shows behavioral signs of estrus and finally ovulates. Mares in estrus usually urinate quite frequently when teased. "

From Yahoo answers

NEW THREAD

>>22706400

http://www.mediafire.com/?a09pu4xtdgf1y7n

heres an 11 page Luna story

not my story, I don't take any credit but its very good and it did not get much attention when it was first posted probably due to its length and stuff. so yeah read it hopefully the author will be inspired to continue (and author if you read this its best that you post the fic on 4chan directly as images, it will get more attention like that probably.)

Oh... /r9k/ and /new/ were removed... and we just had a nice thread on /r9k/ the other day.

Well, I suppose the users are going to /b/ or /soc/.

Everyone who isn't thinking it should be:

THIS THREAD IS A DIRECT RESULT OF NO NEW EPISODES.

Image max, thank god.

>>22708735

He's right. Animals that go through the estrus cycle reabsorb the endometrium layer that human females discharge once a month.

That said, ponies can still undergo bloody vaginal discharges that can be mistaken for periods, so these stories and fan art are still technically feasible.

>>22708735

No, only humans and chimps do off the top of my head.

>>22708839

That Trixie thread was hilarious.

>>22708849
Oh god, you're right! Why are these episodes taking so fucking long?

>>22708839

I understand why /new/ was removed that place is basically Stormfront but /r9k/ why? its a pit of shit but so are a bunch of other boards.

all i know is that i fun writing stuff that grossed people out
Science be damned

>>22708812
Nice try, but AJ likely couldn't do that.

>>22708926
I suppose since /soc/ is "social", it's going there. Now, I don't know if /r9k/ was one of the nice boards, but if they're gonna get mixed with /b/ and /new/ material, from what I heard... yeesh, poor bastards.

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/index.php?q=/post/view/567

What is this logo??

>>22709054

ford mustang isn't it?

>>22708832
what's it about?

>>22709188

well it seems like its going to be about Luna in Ponyville for a few days ifs its continued but most of the current 11 pages are Luna's relationship with Celestia and them talking about various things.

Aight, 2 questions (these are about the McD's toys):

1: When do they get in stores?
2: Where can I find out if they're in a store near me/how much they cost?

>>22709820
21st
Call them, they're typically 1-2 dollars

bump!

>>22707238
Feel Kinda dirty for looking at this.