Look at that face, goddamn you. I defy you to look at it and not d'aww. That rabbit is the biggest cunt on earth and she's just loving on him. That fucking rabbit needs Fluttershy, anyone else would have smacked his shit and fed him to wolves long ago. Mother Theresa would have eaten his bitch ass with fava beans and a glass of chianti. Fluttershy is a goddamn saint.

sorry op but another pony stole the show

Manly pony. He has all the testosterone. All of it.

>>22604769
Celestia doesn't even mail Twilight. Twilight mails HER.

AMAZING ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF PRINCESS CELESTIA WITHIN THE CANON:

-Got kidnapped by Night Mare Moon. Even though she knew she was coming.

-Reads the mail once a week.

-Showed up on the outskirts of ponyville in a flying chariot. Told Twilight she couldn't hang out and then left.

-Wait, in a chariot? She can fly. She doesn't need a chariot. Damn, that bitch is lazy.

To bad Rainbow Dash is the greatest Pony ever

>>22607765

well, you must realize, she's very tired from the non-stop depraved orgies at the palace.

Bros aren't cute.

That isn't what makes someone a bro.

>>22607752
Andre Agassi pony.

>>22604769
It was implied that Princess Celestia was somehow magically trapped until Nightmare Moon was defeated.

Also look at this.
Other ponies are cute too.

RD is bro tier

>>22607765
Princess Celest has sent mail to Twilight before

>>22607752
That would make him bald, sterile and give him a few heart attacks

>>22607796

Lemmy Pony.

>>22607807

>Spike
>Manly

fucking lol

My vote goes to Fluttershy. :3

>>22607744
>>22607768
>>22607807

>>22607805
My guess is because she's the sun goddess first and formost she's weaker at night

Tennis pony is based on Andre Agassi when he wore a wig.

Well, isn't Apple Bloom cute.

BUT SHE'S WRONG!

>>22607830
>>22607723

>>22607862

my favorite is Rarity.

>>22607870
same here

>>22607870
I've got one for you too.

>>22607830
I would say if you had just finished watching the first 2 episodes, you would be correct in your laughing.

But after Boast Busters and not-giving-a-fuck in Bridle Gossip / Winter Wrap Up, I think he's earned it.

>>22607834
>>22607888
>>22607862
Quiet you!

>>22607765

- Nor does she know what the fuck is going on in the kingdom. 2 parasprite infestations (at least) and she didn't even know what it was by looking at it. (Thankfully Pinkie knew her shit... cuz this one flew right past fluttershy).

- Ursa Minor attacks ponyville. Sends guards to investigate? NO!

- Allowing Snips and Snails to remain in the genepool. Thats a crime against nature.

- Promises Luna she'll never be alone. Luna is never seen or heard from again.

- Apple Acres falls into disrepair..... in a Utopian society.

So. What do you think they did with the Elements of Harmony jewelry they got? Did they give it all up to be locked away or something? Did they leave it all in the castle? ...did they just stash it away somewhere at home and they never do more than look at it fondly?

...

Rarity's excuse is probably that it doesn't go with anything.
Twilight probably studies it now and then.
Fluttershy gave it to one of her animal friends as a toy.
Pinkie Pie uses it to make lighting effects for her parties.
Rainbow Dash probably put it with her Wonderbolts shrine or something.
Applejack... Probably just sitting on the mantle somewhere in her house.

Pinkie Pie is my favorite.

Her bouncy cheerfulness is adorable and infectious, and the writers are smart enough not to make her stupid just because she's upbeat. A little scatterbrained, sure, but not stupid.

Plus, you know, that whole thing where she is watching you personally through the screen.

Gilda is my favorite

Deal with it pinkie pie

>>22607902
>>22607913
>>22607923
>>22607935
>>22607945
Europenis?

I like Rainbow Dash because she is awesome Pegasus Brony for life that is all.

Unicorn and Earth Bronies suck it

What is phimosis? Some kinda dog dick disorder that Britain's come down with all the sudden?

>>22607942

Gilda is your favorite? silly anon, that's not a Pony.

RECENT EVENTS:

-Twilight obtained a Yoshi Egg.

-Twilight now has a Yoshi.

-Twilight rode the Yoshi around town.

-Spike wanted to come too.

-People bore witness to a dragon riding a horse which is riding a dinosaur.

-Everyone's brains filled with fuck and exploded.

>>22607929
Maybe Celestia is hanging on to them in case Luna gets any ideas.

>>22607973
It's a disorder where the foreskin won't retract all the way.

It's actually really rare, and usually the result of a deformity. What this guy has isn't phimosis. He just has long foreskin.

>>22607973
It's actually a condition found primarily in America for some reason. Probably the weak genes. You can use hormone creme to expand the skin artificially, or you can chop off your foreskin if you really want to lose most of the sensation in your dick.

>>22607973
It's this thing where your foreskin can't get peeled back all the way, so it hurts to fap.

>>22607977

>>22608002
>>22607973

>>22608002
>weak genes
>implying that the melting pot of freedom isn't a pseudo-natural selection like culmination of the intelligent that knew to flee what wasn't America and come to America

>>22607931

And built ROFLcoptor out of candy, caused Gilda to expose HERSELF for the bitch that she is, killed a tree by laughing at it, can eat almost anything (especially with hot sauce), stopped the evil "Jaw Breaker" from stealing all the teeth in ponyville, talks to (and stares at) the audience, can break basic laws of space and physics, became the first seapony reference in the show, some how avoids getting type 2 diabetes on a diet of sugar and baked goods, AND created the most adorable ear worms this generation will probably ever get to enjoy.

>>22607805
I want to fucking sleep on a cloud

they look so comfy.

You see this pony?

She doesn't need your god damn magic. She has her own magic. She knows she lives in a cartoon world and she likes taking advantage of it. You know how she takes advantage of it? She parties hardcore motherfucker. Cocaine? That's kiddy shit compared to FRIENDSHIP.

Better recognize, bitches.

>>22608043

>>stopped the evil "Jaw Breaker" from stealing all the teeth in ponyville

wait, what?

>>22607929
>stopped the evil "Jaw Breaker" from stealing all the teeth in ponyville

Wait what. i clearly missed an episode or something.

>>22608040
You do understand that "melting pot" isn't really a positive in this regard, right?

You'll end up with Asian eyes, Negroid skin, ginger hair, Italian immune systems and cut-up dicks like Jews. You're mongrels.

>>22608083
>>22608085
whatmind.

Rarity is best.

>>22608083
>>22608085
Wait, what.
Mark Lilly.jpg

>>22608089
You mad old world fag?

>>22608085
>>22608083

BatPink chronicles. I'm missing the original post, but if anyone is kind of to post it.

Mr Cake's jaw was deformed during the war, forcing surgeons to replace it with a metal one.... but they couldn't fix it completely. After he returned hom, It eventually drove him mad and he would terrorize Ponyville at night as the villain "Jaw Breaker".

>>22608121
well of course.

>>22608158

it's quite frankly a bit bizarre to think it could be anyone else.

>>22608148
oh, fanfiction.

>>22608148
Am I the onlyone who thinks that if you make a reference about "severing the elements" a lot of people will get it?

>>22608093
Parasprite

How long until this fad passes, do you think.

When's Young Justive start?

>>22608089

/b/ is
<<<<<
that-a-way nazi.

>>22608173

Hey Rarity.

I took a shit on one of your dresses.

>>22608193
Well, it's been going strong since October. Will probably slow a bit if there's a major hiatus, and after season 1 ends. I don't really see the Pony fandom dying off soon though. It's only seemed to gain steam as more /co/mrades have been converted.

>>22608197
Why so mad, kike?
I like this thread.
I'm going to stay here.

>>22608083
>>22608085
PONYMIND

(couldn't find trihorse.jpg, so this will have to do)

>>22608226
>converted
Good work there, Christian fanaticism.

THIS PONY RIGHT HERE!

LOOK AT HER!!!!!

*ahem* Now that I have you're attention, does anybody know if she has a name or not?

datvoice.jpg

>>22608206

oh, darling. i wouldn't be surprised when the guards come knocking tonight to take your girlfriend off for "government necessities". nor when you are reassigned to pulling Celestia's sun chariot, 24/7. enjoy the short lifespan, sweety!

>>22608186
Dammit Twilight. I love you and your evil ways.

>>22608186
Anyone know when the new story is gonna be done?

>>22608064
Every time I think of Pinkie's magic I imagine that one fic where she, Twilight, and Applejack get drunk and then Pinkie does things to Twilight in her sleeping bag.
...
It was REALLY well written.
Shut up.

hmm...

>>22608186
Anypony got the first part of that fic? Just missing that.

>>22608250
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS

who is she, bronies. Because her voice is "simply luxurious~"

>>22608186
I can't read those and take them remotely seriously.... so I don't!
Sorry. Not my cuppa!
Just like this picture. It's really well done, but it's silly to me.

>>22608379

oh god what.

did pinkie pie merge with celestia or something.

jesus christ i'm going to have nightmares.

>>22608414

Does anypony know her name?

>>22608447
Bath House Pony.
And we don't know her voice actress either because they only have one damn set of closing credits that doesn't apply to over half the episodes.

I find this thread's lack of derpy disturbing

Have some Rarity.

>>22608440

>fusionha.jpg

>>22608479
Whoever the her VA is gave her a great swedish accent.

we all call her Spa Pony =E

However she kinda sounds northern European, so In my head her name's Ingrid =E

>>22608485
god damn, railgunner. how much time do you spend on these?

>>22608485
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN?!

I JUST faved this on FA 15 seconds ago.

Great shit-on-a-shingle, you work fast.

>>22608480

I could watch this for hours on end.

Damn it Lauren, when are we getting our Derpy episode?

>>22608512
>>22608479
spa pony... that's okay, I gueesssss

But she needs a real name. What is her cutie mark supposed to be? A flower of some sort?

>>22608551
A lotus apparently, which makes total sense.

>>22608250
judging by her cutie mark she's Lotus! although that can't pass for a girls name...

>>22608558
Having other, less faithful students implies that she's a bad teacher.

>>22608569
Lotuses lay in the water and smell good.

In the spa, you do the same

>>22608582

I can't remember whether that was what she called her or not.

I'll check later when I do the colours.

>>22608585
>>22608571
>>22608569

>thisistrue.jpg

>>22608571
What about Sakura?

In before lolweeaboo: She's obviously supposed to be a Japanese pony.

>>22608551
I think her cutie mark's a lotus.

>>22608571
Bath Blossom?

Updated version with somewhat fixed arms.

>>22608628
>sakura

in english it's called a cheery tree.

>>22608628
No inb4 can save your ass weeaboo.

>>22608635
i'd say water lily more than lotus.

>>22608635
>>22608569
>>22608571
>>22608585
sooooo her name is Lotus? Does that work?

I mean, it's kind of an androgynous name, so should we feminize it a bit?
Just throwing ideas around, here.

>>22608670
We're on a weeaboo hunt. And don't think we don't know how to WEEED them out.

>>22608639
>>22608677
these are both good.

Leaning towards Water Lily, myself.

>>22608639
See >>22608679

>>22608696
not bad.

Pmub

>>22608699
actually,>>22608679 here.
I like Water Lily, myself.

It sounds a bit more feminine and it just... it fits, you know? Unless everyone is set on Lotus, but I always think "Asian" when I think of lotuses. And her accent is definitely not asian.

>>22608751
She sounds Swedish.

>>22608677
Lilly's a good name.

>>22608751
Okay, so what are we calling her, then goddammit.

Let's make it final!
-Lotus
-Water Lily
-Bath Blossom
-Other?

voting for Water Lily

>>22608646
that is kinda creepy but it still gives me boner

A few threads ago 2 names being discussed was "Luxury" and "Bubbli Lotus" (boobaly?).

But after seeing that flockdraw where spa pony was actually twins (danish twins), I got partial to Luxury and Serenity.

captcha: yribro stories

>>22608814
In a previous thread she was given the name Luxury Lotus, and an identical twin sister called Bubbly Lotus.

>>22608646

>>22608868
>> Luxury Lotus

fucking this!

I VOTE FOR LUXURY LOTUS!

>>22608890
I don't think that's a very good name for a pony.

>>22608901
Lotus Elise muchbetter

I vote just Lily

>>22608890
Lux-OOOO-rious

>>22608901
NOBODY ASKED YOU AUTOPHILE!

Why don't you go fuck an exhaust pipe or some shit.

>>22608868
Luxury Lotus is good. Dunno if she should be a twin, but that's just me.

>>22608857
A delicious Danish pony? Approval +2

ARE WE IN AGREEMENT YET?
BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO BED UNTIL WE ARE.

>>22608890

>>22608913
WIN

>>22608930
You better get some 5 hour energy then.

>>22608890
She's Luxury here as well.

>>22608930
I for one LOVE the twin idea.

The more the merrier.

>>22608934
my penis explode

>>22608938
>>22608913

samefag

goddamnit, I come here linked from /v/ and what the fuck do you guys give me.

another goddamn guilty pleasure done by the people who did foster's imaginary friends and powerpuff girls. FUCK.

>>22608961
And yet you think that someone actually cares.

What an ass.

>>22608934

GUYS
OKAY
GUYS WE
OKAY SERIOUSLY
GUYS WE NOW AGREE ON THE NAMES "LUXURY LOTUS" and "BUBBLY LOTUS" FOR THE DELICIOUS DANISH PONY TWINS.

IS THIS CORRECT: [Y/N]

>>22608971

>>22608984
H
...Because it's between Y and N on the keyboard....

>>22608984
VERY YES!

>>22608991
GOD DAMMIT MAN
THAT DOES NOT HELP

>>22608971
HEY YOU,
GO HERE
>>>/v/83862379

>>22608991

alert the drawfags to draw porn with twin spa ponies i dont care what names are

>>22609004
>>22609001
I'm sorry, I'm tired and kind of upset.
Luxury Lotus is a fine name.

>>22608949
To be fair, I just used the simpler name that was rolling around on that thread.

>>22608043 caused Gilda to expose HERSELF for the bitch that she is
Pinkie Pie is definitely the smartest pony.

Like that bait-and-switch she pulled on Applebloom with the cupcakes. It was really subtle, but anyone who noticed it can't unsee that Pinkie is streetsmart as FUCK.

>>22607931
She hops like peppy le pew.

ALRI-
FUCK
ALRIGHT BRONIES
ARE WE
ARE WE FUCKING DECIDED?

YES
YES I THINK WE ARE.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME STAY UP AN EXTRA HOUR
FOR YOUR INDECISIVE SQUABBLING

>>22609031
WHY DO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS ALL TO GET SORTED OUT, BRONY?
IF THIS HADN'T TAKEN SO LONG I MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO START DRAWING
BUT NO

FUCKING CAPTCHA IS IN ALL CAPS TOO.
HELL YEAH

>>22608370
Someone asked for this fic.

warning: contains drunk lesbian pony sex

Twilight Sparkle is my favorite pony of all time

OF ALL TIME

What are you going to do about it?

>>22609053
The whole point of the Gilda episode is that Pinkie Pie, despite being an airhead on the surface, is actually really devious. Her innocent reaction at the end of the episode to Gilda's accusations is really telling.

Also, she's totally gay for the Dash

>>22608984
Let's go with a yes.

LUX-OOOOOO-RIOUS

>>22609097
...Is that a spider on your chest?

>>22608971
Nothing guilty about it, brony. It's good shit, and there's no shame in liking something good.

God damn, my friend explained the Boxxy(sp?) phenomenon to me tonight, and the shitstorm that's resulted from it. And I was like "Oh that's sorta like what's been happening on /co/ with My Little Pony." And proceeded to explain that situation.

Dude was like "Wow, they really watch My Little Pony? That's crazy." I was like "Dude, *I* fucking watch my little pony. It's a great show!" I wish I could have taken a picture of the fucking face he made so I could share it with all of you. It was PRICELESS and I will never forget it (pic related)

I then proceeded to explain who Lauren Faust is, and how it's a show specifically designed for parents to be able to watch without wanting to blow their fucking brains out and is thus full of awesome shit like Benny Hill and Pepe le Pew references. His reaction? "That sounds pretty cool. Wow, in a My Little Pony show? Crazy."

We're still buds. Because he's a fucking bro and respects me enough that he's willing to accept his friend's word that a show he likes isn't complete garbage just because of his own assumptions instead of assuming that his friend is a retarded gay douchebag just because he watches ponies. And also because our friendship is based on more than just whether or not I watch a particular show or not.

This is what a friend is. If your friends would shit on you beyond a little friendly ribbing because you like ponies then they are shitty friends and you should find new ones.

>>22609068
GO FOR IT DUDE, NOW I'M GOING TO BED

>>22608961
Woah, hey. I can assure you. I don't samefag. I namefag!

>>22609109

OH GOD GET IT OFF

>>22609109

>>22609122
YEAH
GOOD IDEA

LUXURYxBUBBLY LOTUS DRAWAN WILL HAVE TO WAIT

i don't know, i like lily best, fits her, and everytime i hear lotus, i think of those awful pods on flesh
get the shivers thinking about em

>>22608949

Is this an actual game?

>>22609231
YES!
And YOU'RE not allowed to play!
And oh man, that ending was UNbelievable!

>>22609231
Nope. Would need a flash programmer or something.

BUt there's someone else making an actual game, a brony called Python Tail. Also other bronies are talking about a 2D RPG.

So is the 4th part of Severing of Friendship ready?

>>22609231

No anon. It's a shoop. And that's why I'm going to go off and kill myself.

I'm coming Rainbow Dash!!! Wait for me!

>>22609256
It wouldn't be that hard to make a Pony VN. Not that I'd like the idea of one involving anything other than fun and adventure.

Look up Ren'Py. It's a VN engine that easy to manage and requires minimum knowledge in coding, unless you wanna do more complicated things like minigames.

>>22609129
>>22609135

samefag

>>22609256
we're making great strides for a small group of bronies who have nothing else to do, for now we are still looking for some artists to help making ponies and the town. we are also looking for some help with writing, the setting we have is all oc, so none of the original cast will be in it (mostly for legal reasons, although im not too sure of how kosher this project is even with that anyways).
there is a thread on the derpyhooves forums. If anyone is interested please check it out there in the subforum

>>22609281
I had thought of two versions, one with H ending for whoever wanted, or maybe keep these as easter eggs or something. The main idea would just get a date for the Great Galloping Gala. Maybe with some adventuring on the side to get money/gifts/etc.

>>22609323
As long as you have all the path routes planned out, as well as all the graphical assets, learning how to use the engine and implementing the game is small time.

It even supports overworld maps, locations, item inventories and stats. Last I checked, people were also able to do basic turn-based battle with the engine, though I have no idea how much extra programming they needed to add in on top of the engine's vanilla functions.

Played around with it a couple years ago when I was really into writefagging. It's a really neat engine with lots of potential.

>>22609363
Thanks for the tip! I don't really know anything about programming at all, and I don't really think I'd get around to learning to use it, but I appreciate it!

>>22609319

>none of the original cast will be in it

That's too bad, as long as you don't want to sell it it and credit the original creator there will be no legal issues so I guess you can use them.

>>22609319

>none of the main cast

WOAH BUDDY

YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP

In relation to the Pony VN Python guy is still making it and it was looking pretty awesome last week when he showed it. Not bad for a couple months work

>>22609319
By the way, is there any game you can give as example of how it should turn out?

Also, you know what else would be cool? If anypony could reverse-engineer the Hub game and make an offline version.

>>22609441
This. If it remains a fan-game, it should be fine. OC would also be awesome, but I think many bronies would find it cool if some of the main cast popped up and made cameos.

Besides, if it's only going to be played by /co/ it should remain fairly under the radar anyway.

Unless some idiot goes showing it off to Faust.

>>22609480
Don't think she would bcare much, but who knows.

>>22609477
Really? Cool. Did they already fix the bug that was delaying his work?

>>22609472
>>22609441
well the reason we went without having the main cast is because we were planning on making a better version of the game thats on the hubs website, making your own pony and using that to go on adventures, in a party of other bronies. i guess the only comparison i can think of is maplestory in this regard. but maplestory sucks so that was difficult for me to make that comparison

>>22609480

The brony who sells those shoes didn't get in trouble even though I'm sure Faust knows about those.

Where is Princess Luna? Is Celestia keeping her prisoner in the moon palace?

>>22609533
>Co-op Rainbow Dash stage
Yep, I'm sold.

>>22609533
i will see what i can do about getting cameo appearances, because i fuckin want them too. i just don't want to get sued. I'm just the developer/project lead not the director.
a lot of the ideas and things we have are just a few days old so i suggest you keep in touch with the forum

>>22609533

Aw come on, just stuff the in the background and make them give you some quests, you don't have to be afraid of lawsuit.

>>22609589
did i say developer? no thats wrong. i have no clue how to program, right now deathsquad and mostly simplyM from the irc are working on programming.

i meant to say producer

>>22609595
right now the setting is a new town called Paddocksburgh, im going to try to shoehorn a way to get to ponyville. i really fuckin want that too, but im not the director so i'll have to run it by him

>>22609589

Unless you make money off of it you don't have to be afraid of lawsuit, it's like fan fiction and fan art.

How the hell do you drawfags churn out content on a regular basis

I seem to have completely lost the motivation to do ANYTHING

oh and >>22609595
just called >>22609533

A pussy and said that he'll say hi to your moms tonight

>>22609319
I have to admit, I'm not at all interested in an OC game. And to be frank unless you just want to be ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL O_O there is absolutely no reason not to use the actual characters. It's not like you could charge money for it even if you didn't, because chances are Hasbro has things like Ponyville, cutie-mark, Equestria, and Little Ponies trademarked. They DEFINITELY have My Little Pony, so you for sure couldn't even call the game that.

I'm not saying there shouldn't be any OCs at all anywhere ever, but there's no reason not to use the main cast as...well...the main cast. Maybe allow the player to create their own pony as a party member, but you should still be able to get everyone else in your group.

>>22609626
its going to be an mmo of sorts. if it was an offline game, then shit yeah i'd agree with you.

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>>22609643

>it's going to be an MMO

Oh, so it's vaporware. Carry on then.

>>22609643
You have no idea how to do anything and you want to make a MMO? lol

>>22609671
That's exactly what I thought when I first read that. Didn't want to address it aloud since I didn't want to be a meanie.

Oh well.

>>22609682
>>22609681
>>22609671
I wish i didn't agree with these posts, but i said i would help and a man keeps his word

So, with the increased resolution, the most frequently appearing of OPPP's foal's four different cutie marks is a clover.

Do we take that as an indication of who the sperm donor was?

>>22609727

>who the sperm donor was?

moot

>>22609731

>mfw I realise the 4chan association went right over my head

(I was thinking of the gray stallion some people call Lucky)

>>22609727
lucky
i was going to ask a question to get the discussion moving again after i killed it but i actually don't have any ideas.

character theme songs?
i thought of applebloom the whole time i was listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXgM3Dd3qIM

>>22609643
Nnnnnnnnnno.

Are you the project leader? Listen, I'd love to help you. I really would. If you guys are open to starting smaller, with something more....attainable, I would be happy to assist. A single player offline pony version of La Tale sounds like something I could get behind. (Or, even simpler, something like Ragnarok Offline or Whirled.) Any of those three things sounds like fantastic ideas. Maybe even a turn based RPG (I'd shit myself for a chance to help with a pony version of the old SNES Sailor Moon rpg)

But trying too hard to do to great a task when you don't even know how to complete it to begin with is a recipe for frustration and disappointedquitting. I'm really sorry to be a neigh sayer, but I'm not willing to put my time and effort into a project that I don't honestly believe has a chance.

>>22609643
>its going to be an mmo of sorts
>Notch, the creator and main programmer/developer behind Minecraft, who has years of professional programming experience under his belt and has partaken in numerous programming competitions, has trouble implementing a server-side inventory
>Minecraft, whose gameplay is among the simplest as simple can be while still being a viable online game

Even the simplest of RPG's requires tons of server-side implementations. If you're going to try to make it resemble Maplestory, then you're going to have to deal with dynamic monster spawns, management of player stats, quests, an absolutely MASSIVE amount of character customization, all which will have to be implemented on a reliable dedicated server which you will have to take money out of your own pockets to maintain. Because if you even so much as try to earn revenue by advertising, you're earning income off copyrighted intellectual properties, which is grounds of the suing you're so afraid of.

Your team, a ragtag group of what seems like artists and programming hobbyists with next to no professional knowledge or experience, are trying to do what industry-standard development teams regularly take months, or even years to develop.

Even if you guys somehow have the finesse for such things (which, for all I know, you could), you'd still have to factor in the fact that this is all being done in your spare time. It's a spur-of-the-moment inspiration that a bunch of strangers who've probably have never met in person decided to pursue. Even at top efficiency, by the time you're halfway done with the game, the series would be long over and all the hype would have died down.

It's easy to make "multiplayer snake" in Java. Not so easy to code an action MMORPG with semi-fluent gameplay. Don't set yourselves up for failure and disappointment. Offline games are just fine.

>>22609751
>>22609762
im going to say something to the director, i don't want to sound like im backpedaling or defending myself, but im just the guy they asked to be in charge of the team who makes it.
I copied down both of your responses and you will be damn sure that im going to talk to the team about it.
thanks

>>22609762
>Implying Notch is even a halfway-decent programmer.
I'm sorry but, no.

>>22609794
I really hope you do. I've been watching a people getting excited over this while thinking pretty much exactly what people in this thread are saying. It is literally impossible for you to do the current plan, though a small offline game would be just as good and well within your abilities.

>>22608949

Question c). should be "Where's your green card" or "you took our jobs!"

I hope there will be an official MLP:FIM video game at one point.

>>22609620
>How the hell do you drawfags churn out content on a regular basis
>I seem to have completely lost the motivation to do ANYTHING

You're describing my life bro. I just work at it slowly, a bit more every day whether I feel like it or not. Am slowly getting there.

They say there's a sun in the sky
but me, I can't imagine why
There might have been one
before you were gone
but now all I see is the night, so
I don't believe in the sun
How could it shine down on everyone
and never shine on me?
How could there be
such cruelty?

>>22609794

>>22609762 here. In retrospect I realized I sounded like a negative nancy. I don't mean to berate your ideas, because by all means a brony MMO sounds kickass. But you gotta be down to earth about a project if you wish for it to succeed. I frequent /v/, where they have nightly indie dev threads, and I can tell you that MANY have failed/ given up what you guys are trying to do (not pony MMO's per se, but online indie games in general).

The hardest thing about independent game creation is keeping YOURSELF interested in the project. It's not just something you can just take a pill and power on through until completion, as many people mistakenly believe (often subconsciously). It's a tenacious test of personal willpower, resolve, and morale.

If I can give just one advice, it would be this:

DO. THE. PROGRAMMING. FIRST.

I haven't even visited your forums and I can already tell what's happening. You guys have threads up about concept generation. You're writing the story and lore. You're doing concept arts and NPC character profiles. You may have discussed once or twice about what medium/ programming language you're gonna use. But you've scarcely done any programming, if at all.

If there's one lesson I have learned through my personal project failures, is that most people (myself included) tend to take the whole "game creation" thing backwards. Do the programming first. Develop your engine, and use nasty, ugly placeholder images where you need to. Talk about the creative side of things sparingly as inspiration to drive you through the gritty technical side of things. Because if you make all the pretty pictures, and write up all the epic stories while leaving the programming for last, you ARE going to lose interest in this project by the time you get there. Bar none. Coding is some dry, tedious stuff, even for seasoned programmers.

Other than that, godspeed fellow bronies! I look forward to seeing awesome shit from you guys.

>>22609880
This one would work better on Zecora.

"Zibber's takin' er jerrrbs! Derga derrr!"

>faggots arguing about a show about ponies designed for baby girls

Christ get out

>>22609906
>DO. THE. PROGRAMMING. FIRST.

nope.jpg

do the actual specs first.
keep it in relation to your competence and time (like, never try to make better than a comercial game, it's stupid).
then start the programming. And most importantly KEEP THE ORIGINAL SPECS UNTIL THE END.

Once you have a game, plet people give their opinion, so you can start to make tweakings and modifications. But never do that shit during the first programing run.
better have a mediocre 1.0 in time followed by a better 1.5 and eventually 2.0 than staying forever in alpha hell.

Also never try to please everyone. And the loudest people are rarely the most intelligent.

>>22609906
>I frequent /v/, where they have nightly indie dev threads, and I can tell you that MANY have failed/ given up what you guys are trying to do (not pony MMO's per se, but online indie games in general).

im one of those guys, and i hate myself for it.
Thanks for the protips though, you were pretty on your prediction for whats happening on the forums, but luckily we barely started not 2 days ago so there's still time to figure this out

Uhhh, A.J.?

>>22609952

Good gravy.

Don't tell me that Caramel is feeling size inadequate again.

>>22609965

Yyyep.

Requesting a coloured version of the picture where Rarity is dressing up a reluctant Pinkie Pie whose not used to post parties.

>>22609906
>Coding is some dry, tedious stuff, even for seasoned programmers.
I never got why people say that. I think it's fun

>>22609999
Are you this guy?

>>22610025
i like coding too. but not typing the code.

>>22609999
whatever is the subject, there's alway some really boring shit to do at some point. I love programing shit like AI, pathfinding, graphical stuff and all, but all the database processing or interface stuff bore me to death.

>>22609884
I hope there will be an official MLP FiM video game that Lauren has meaningful input on. The show is great, it would be a horrible shame to squander that legacy with a game about, I dunno...wandering aimlessly around Ponyville gathering decorations for Pinkie Pie's birthday party.

A game taken in the direction that Lauren originally wanted to go with the show would be FAAAAAABULOUS. They have great, largely unused material to construct a really solid base for some REALLY good games in this franchise. Bring back the Elements of Harmony. Let us kick manticores in the face. Japan cranked out Sailor Moon fighters and brawlers and all kinds of crazy shit (let's ignore the fact that besides Another Story those games were largely mediocre.) HASBRO CAN LET US HAVE ONE ONE GOOD PONY GAME! PLEASE!

>>22610042
T-Toady?

>>22610097

Toady has better grammar and spelling than that. Also he laughs like this:

he he he

>>22610083
Personally, I wouldn't want a game based on violence. I mean, after all, the lesson with the manticore was that violence solves nothing (just like with the dragon).

Note: I'm not saying there shouldn't be action, just that action can be done without the boring same old "beat it until it dies" mechanic.

To me a LostVikings-like game would fit mlp the most. And it's not too hard to program, so it could be done as some independant project

Bit of progress. I've only got Fluttershy left now, but I think I might go back to Pinkie. There's something bugging me about her lower half. I might try something different with her arms so she isn't so statically posed.

>>22610200

> There's something bugging me about her lower half.

It's the bellybutton. Looks amazingly awesome, even though I'm not into ponyporn.

>>22610113
Pic related.

But I'd still like to keep away from the typical "gaemz 4 grrlz," you know? That, and I REALLY want to kick a god damn manticore. As Rarity, if possible.

>>22610212

I felt like giving her an outtie. But I could approach it a different way.

Alright off to work.

>>22610200

Pinkie has DEM HIPS.

>>22610212
yeah, the belly buttons are definitely too high.

>>22610200
looking good bro, i do have to expect pinkamena diane pie to be on the larger side after seeing how she downs all that cake and shit.
>>22609751
im playing that snes sailor moon rpg you mentioned, i would like to have it similar, but i want to avoid rpg maker like the plague, it never ends well.
:\

>Railgunner not drawing porn

God, I hate making GIFs, but I loved Pinkie's bun tray trick too much not to capture it.

I HEARD GIRL GAMERZ

is anyone going to draw this?

I'm my own brony..

Although my favorite Pony must be Pinkie Pie :D


Seriously, "brony" is "bro+pony" which is what we bros who watch the show calls ourselves..
l2r op.

>>22610113
What if you could beat it until it becomes your friend?

Hurray euphemisms!

>>22610277

>and then they kissed a little

Okay.

>>22609751
>pony version of the old SNES Sailor Moon rpg
WANT SO FUCKING MUCH

>>22610200
Whooo, fun.

Speaking of which, have I missed any MS art recently? Last I saw was the Trixie pic and the Gilda pic.

Talkin' bout them ponies in /co/....thats a paddlin'.

HEY GUYS DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THAT CERTAIN WRITEFAG CONTINUED THAT "LOYALTY" FANFIC?

Ive been trying too look for it, but no luck so far : /.

>>22610315
Second part is posted over there
>>>>22607036
Part 3
>>22606374

>>22610200
Looks great!

In my head, human AJ will always have the biggest breasts though. The notion plopped itself in my brain, and will never ever leave.

>>22610295
no man. Not that part....

Applejack's my favorite because earth ponies are awesome and she's the epitome of earth ponyness.

Also her voice is perfection.

>>22608089
>doesn't understand genetics
If you're going to troll, at least do it right. Start a culture war or post about religion.

>>22610308
Oh, yes, Jasper. This deserves a paddlin'~

>>22610460


I'm....not surprised.

It's always the quiet ones.

>>22610460
For some reason Fluttershy in bondage gear wanting to be paddled seems completely normal to me, but I can't accept anything sexual about Spike for some reason...

>>22610460

>I'd fuck Fluttershy in the ass as she squeals in some sort of terrified yet aroused way and spank her hard with a massive paddle

Yes I have lost my mind. Feels good man.

Good god what is with that pink pony in the background?

>>22610497

I think Snails eating a cupcake is better than. Well, whatever that pony is called. How are we supposed to give them names if they have saddleskirt things covering their cutie marks?

>>22608814
>>22608934
>>22608949
I'm partial to Lotus and Lily, myself.

>>22610490
Obviously it's because Spike's a dude. Otherwise you'd be gay.

>>22610607
BUT PONIES HAVE BOOBS ON THEIR STOMACHS

>>22608814
I liked Luxury Lotus.

>>22610720
Original characters FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

>>22610711
I agree with this
>>22610720
Not with this

>>22610720
>OC

Keep this shit away please.

>>22610727

Runs in the family.
Runs in the family.
RUNS IN THE FAMILY!

/r/ing Big Mac stuffing his hoof in another pony's mouth.

>>22610200
Man, what? I like your art, and you are doing God's Work, my son. But I....no. I have to disagree with your chart.

Fluttershy should be at the beginning, after even before?! Dash. Pinkie should be just before Twilight, and Rarity should be between Twilight and Applejack. Fluttershy/Dash < Pinkie Pie < Twilight Sparkle < Rarity < Applejack

BUT HEY THAT'S JUST ME I GUESS

Seriously, why is Pinkie so HYOOJ wtf

>>22607929
They're McGuffins, they're exclusive to the MLP:FIM Pilot (as opposed to maybe Luna).

>>22610762
There's also that scene in Dragonshy, where Applejack shoves her hoof in Fluttershy'smouth...

http://www.happymeal.com/en_US/standalone.html?s=NextUpGirl&ID=&swfW=772&swf=/en_US/swf3
/sections/nextup/upnextgirl.swf&swfH=450&bs=NextUp&bgc=%23000000#NextUpGirl

>>22610766
Opinions up in this bitch.

I personally feel that applejack should be replaced with rarity but w/ ever.

>>22610804
FUCK YES

At long last, here's the fourth report of Agent X!
---------------------------------------
XXXCLASSIFIED ABOVE TOP SECRETXXXDIRECTORS EYES
ONLYXXX

Agent X Field Report 04
Geloto 15th, 1001 R.C.
Site 3 (Ponyville)
13th Week of Expedition

I apologize for the delay in getting this report to you. My cover had nearly
been blown after my last transmission, and I did not feel it was safe to try
again until now.
The findings contained in this Report concerns the founding of Equestria's
many outlying communities, a subject that has proved to be far more
interesting than originally suspected.
---

The Second Wyvern War

As mentioned in my previous dispatch, Equestria had been at war with
the Wyverns several thousand years ago, allied with the Dragons to
safeguard the Elements of Harmony. Under Celestia's leadership, however,
this second conflict would have far more sinister a goal.

For all of recorded history, Equestria and it's neighbors had kept to the
same borders. Dragons, Wyverns and Ponies alike had more than enough
land to satisfy them, and so it would remain... Until Celestia's rise to power.
The Princess' lust had not been quenched after merely banishing her sister
to her lunar prison. She desired MORE, and wanted her influence spread to
all known corners of the planet.

>>22610804
>RD's hair
What the fuck.

>>22610833

Celestia's first goal after assuming the throne was to expand her Western
border into the nearby lands of the Wyverns. By this time, King Savage the
28th had taken the throne, who was much more peaceful in nature than his
ancestor had been during the First Wyvern War. When news first reached
him of the Equestrian Army's march into his territory in 2 R.C., he pursued a
peaceful resolution with Celestia. Unfortunately, she would have none of it,
and left a trail of blood and fire in her wake as the hopelessly outnumbered
Wyverns tried to defend their home.

After two whole years of fighting and massive casualties, the Equestrian
Army finally stopped their march, having claimed nearly 500 miles of new
territory. Celestia looked in satisfaction at her new conquest, with the great
lands of the West now stretching before her.
---

>>22610804

>Celestia

>Pink pony

DAMMIT! HOW HARD IS IT TO GET IT RIGHT!

SHE'S GOD FOR GOD'S SAKE!

>>22610804
>cheerilee
who?

>>22610839

The Equestrian Trail

What others saw as earth left scorched and barren by war, the Princess
saw as lands ripe for colonization. She sold vast quantities of the new land
to the more opportunistic of her subjects at a fraction of their worth, as an
incentive to found new settlements, and to make New Equestria fertile once
again.
The Emigrants left everything of their old lives behind, and eagerly
travelled forth into their new home. However, great dangers soon revealed
themselves, as dangerous new animals like Manticores and Serpents
proved troublesome to the pony-settlers. Also, several small
tribes of Wyvern had sneaked back into their old lands, routinely destroying
the new towns as quickly as they were built. But the emigrants were
persistent, and soon were able to defend their homes. Towns like
Fillydelphia and others became prosperous, and the lands around them
became green and lush.

At the tail-end of the Great Emigration was the founding of Ponyville,
settled by a tenacious young pony named Bonnie Best and her family,
all ancestors of the Apple Clan. Bonnie dreamed of growing and selling
the best apples in the entire kingdom, but as racial tensions against
Earth ponies in Old Equestria grew to dangerous levels, she knew she
would have to go elsewhere to achieve her dream. And so, she gathered all
of her meager savings and bought the only land that the bigoted local land
merchant would sell her: The bleakest, sorriest, most barren patch of land in
New Equestria.

>>22608031


Now in HD.

>>22610844
The teacher pony

>>22610847
The Apple Clan and the leftover Earth ponies packed their few belongings
and made for the purchase, encountering several dangers along the way.
No one had heard the fate of the Apple Party for several years, and thought
them dead until, against all odds, Ponyville had become the most beautiful,
lush, fertile land in the West, delicious Apple Family apples growing as far
as the eye could see.
As a "reward" for their tenacity, Princess Celestia laid the foundations for
her new capital of Canterlot on a nearby mountain, and Ponyville was able
to keep its Earth pony traditions through the centuries.

Unfortunately, as certain thorns appeared in Celestia's side in the last few
hundred years, she had found Ponyville's serene tranquility to be a perfect
location for shielding her "converts" from suspicious eyes, secretly inserting
them into the local populace, sometimes into the now-widespread and
prosperous Apple Family.
I still endeavor to uncover these victim's identities, as I feel they each have
an important part to play in the coming events.
---

>>22610857
By now, the Academy's other operatives may have returned home from
their respective assignments, and I am aware that my task here is now
complete. However, I can't shake the feeling that I have only begun to
scratch the surface of this place, and so I beg the Academy to allow an
extension to my original mission. If there is more to be learned here, I want
to be the one to learn it.
Also, despite my false pretenses, I have made friends here, and feel some
responsibility for their safety. If there is any small thing that I can do to help
them, it would be worth staying longer.

Please consider my proposal, and if granted, tell my husband that this is
what I want. Trust me, he'll understand.
I await your response.

- Agent X
XXEND TRANSMISSIONXX

>your face when the McD toys are more accurate than the typical Hasbro toys.

>>22608628
lotus aren't exclusively Japanese and those ain't fucking cherry blossoms. You are a fucking idiot.

>>22610862
>...until you see this.

>>22610859
>>22610857
>>22610847
>>22610839
>>22610833

>>22610862

I-I want these toys... how I wish I lived in North America...

>Everyone having one of the thing their cutie mark is actually three of
>Rainbow Dash's cutie mark missing the cloud
>Twilight Sparkle's cutie mark missing the sparkles
>Celestia's cutie mark missing the orange

Wai u do dis mcdonalds?

>>22610878
still more on model than hasbro's shit. fuck even the tial seems to have more hair than the official toys

>>22610862

>my face when Rainbow Dash
>my face when pink Celestia

Sorry I can't be assed to read this thread most of its probably about pony fucking anyway, which is why I stopped reading pony threads, but are those toys currently at McDonald's?

>>22610890
>Simplification
They're probably smaller then most

>>22610862
I want that fucking Celestia SO BAD

>>22610862
...Please tell me us Britfags are going to be getting those as well.

>>22610903
Suppose to come out 21st

>>22610890
cutting on the colour palette is a pretty common way to reduce the cost of the toy. keep in mind those figures don't cost much more than 1 or 2 $ to Mcdo

>>22610890
They're happy meal toys. They're meant to be smaller and simplified, and thus less accurate. But I'm impressed with how accurate these actually are.
...I'm so gonna get Celestia next time I see McD's.

>>22610915
thanks brony

>>22610862
Are you a bad enough dude to buy a kidsmeal with a girls toy? I guess ill have to skip this one.

This is US only, right? Right?

Cos otherwise I'd be tempted to go and buy a few and fix their damn colour scheme.

>>22610880
Dude, awesome! Thank you!

Do you... Do you want the other three? :D

>>22610862

>Daisy

WAT? Couldn't they find any other pony?

>>22610947
I will.

I don't know how I will explain when I specifically ask for Fluttershy.

>>22610962
Yes, please!

>>22610966
It's Cheerilee, dude.

>>22610966
should've been derpy

>>22610947

Go through the drive-thru then. Trust me, I worked at Burger King before and adults buying Kids Meals for a toy wasn't THAT uncommon.

So how am I supposed to get one of those McDonalds ponies without looking like a hardcore faggot?

>>22610862
does anyone know if they will detach from their bases?

>>22610999
>>22610804
Check it, they're not bases

>>22610947
- go to drive in
- miss pronounce the character name you want a little
- say that it's for your beloved daughter/cousin and she really insted to get that one because it her favourite
???
profit!

>>22610977
Here's Report 01!
--------------------
XXXCLASSIFIED ABOVE TOP SECRETXXXDIRECTORS EYES
ONLYXXX

Agent X Field Report 01
Site Three
Fourth Week of Expedition

I arrived without incident at the target location four weeks ago, and
my disguise appears to have been accepted by the local community. As
such, please excuse the moniker above. My chosen cover is a delicate
one, and I must take great pains to preserve it.
In my relatively short time here, I have already learned much.
The seemingly benign appearance of this culture belies its true nature.
There is something far more sinister at work here, and more still of
interest to us: An ancient prophecy fortelling the downfall of
Equestria's greatest, secret foe, the Princess Celestia.

This is but an excerpt of the entire text:
"And at the Twilight Hour, when Heaven's Bane is brightest, the
Orbs shall align and the Great Deliverer shall recover that which was
taken. Thus shall come the End of Heaven's Blight, and Dawn of Pony
Morrow's Light."
-- Missing Page from "Predictions and Prophecies" detailing the
"Prophecy of Harmony", and continuing the legend of Nightmare Moon.
(A full transcription of the text will be sent after I have completely
translated it.)

This ancient legend tells of several individuals that will
band together in the coming battle, and I believe that, after examining a
large part of the manuscript, I have discerned several of their
identities. I will attempt to profile each of them in this report
(and those following).
Also, as so much of my time here is left to considerably more
dangerous activities, I will write these dossiers with what I hope will be an
entertaining narrative.

>>22610804
How is it that nobody else has fucking mentioned that RARITY HAS APPARENTLY KILLED TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND IS WEARING HER SCALP AS A TROPHY WTF THAT HAIR god I want these so bad

>>22611016
don't forget Pinkie Pie's tail

cheerilee is AWESOME

>>22611015
---
Twilight Sparkle

The magical studies of the pony known as Twilight Sparkle under the
tutelage of Princess Celestia are far from the innocent passing of
knowledge from one to another. One day, Celestia will have to leave her
throne to another, far younger pony. After all, the Princess is not
immortal... Yet.
In her early studies of the Elements of Harmony, Celestia happened
upon an old passage detailing how one pony, talented in the magical arts,
could inhabit the body of another, leaving their own aged shell behind.
And so, the Princess keeps an ever-watchful eye on her "pupil" from
afar, biding her time until the young pony is ready to recieve her destiny.

But Twilight's tenaciousness in researching the Ancient Prophecies
seems to trouble Celestia. She had never intended for her student to
learn of the Elements of Harmony (The one force that could vanquish
her), or the legend fortelling the return of the second princess, Luna,
even if the story had been altered. Once Celestia recieved Twilight's
letter about the legend of Nightmare Moon, the Princess knew she would
have to distance Twilight from her books as quickly as possible, and so
she ordered the young mare to oversee the celebrations at Ponyville,
under the false pretense of "making friends".
Celestia thought she had been thorough when she destroyed and
rewrote the passages describing the Elements and the Mare in the Moon,
but it appeared that the former Royal Chronicler had been more
crafty before her "conversion" than the Princess had given her credit
for, and must have preserved a select number of the original volumes.
For how else could Twilight have still learned about the Element's
location while in Ponyville?

>>22610947
>walk into McDonolds like a boss
>Ask for a kidsmeal with one of them pony toys
>the pony you get is now your waifu.

>>22610862
>>22610862
>No Nightmare moon or Luna
>Cherilee is there for some reason
>Rarity's hair
>Applejack with no hat
>Pink Celestia

UH.. NO?!

>>22611032
The Princess was terrified to think that Twilight might have discovered
her changes in the unaltered volume, and harness the Elements to
defeat Celestia herself! Fortunately, her cover had been maintained, and
the small group of ponies instead used the Elements to strip Luna of her
new-found power. In her glee, the Princess "congratulated" her
vessel-in-training on a job well done, saying that the suggestion to make
friends of Ponyville's citizens was intended to lead Twilight to the
Elements in the first place!
Though the Elements are once-again active, Celestia appears
unconcerned. None seem to suspect her plans, and her agents are hard
at work seeking the remaining unaltered books. The Princess needs only
to watch and wait as her student prepares herself for her new life.
---
Snips and Snails

Despite Celestia's apparent efforts to eradicate magical talent in
Equestria's male population through selective breeding (And, in some
cases, murder), Snips and Snails are the first male ponies in a
near-millenia to possess the great power usually enjoyed only by the
mares of their race.
Seeking to correct this error, Celestia erased their minds, and sent them
to live the rest of their pathetic lives at her secret "convert" camp, known
to most as Ponyville. However, their magic was strong, and protected
their subconcious minds from harm. Though they appear to be naught
but harmless buffoons, one day their minds shall return, and the full
might of their power restored.

More to be added as my research continues.
- Agent X
XXEND TRANSMISSIONXX

>>22611028
Cherilee was a total geek/slut in her younger days.
Back in the WILD days

>>22611043
Report 01

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118030171?refCatId=14

>Hasbro Studios, the toy maker's L.A.-based production arm, has pacted with Italo Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's broadcast group Mediaset to broadcast "Transformers Prime," "My Little Pony Friendship is Magic," "G.I. Joe Renegades," "The Adventures of Chuck and Friends" and "Pound Puppies."

Oh, cool.

>>22610996
>Kidnap little girl
>Go into McDonalds with her
>Buy Happy Meal

Everybody wins

If you're that much of a pussy go through the drive-thru and order like 2 regular meals and 2 kids meals because even if there's no one else in your car the people working there will probably assume you're buying them for your family and taking them home to them.

Unless they're bronies. Then they'd KNOW.

Report 02!
-------------------------
XXXCLASSIFIED ABOVE TOP SECRETXXXDIRECTORS EYES
ONLYXXX

Agent X Field Report 02
Chrestota 31st, 1001 R.C. (Reign of Celestia)
Site Three (Ponyville)
Sixth Week of Expedition

As you can see, I have deduced the Ponies' manner of marking the
passage of time. I will mark all further entries thusly, and never using our
own system, lest any of my reports be discovered and reveal my
location of origin to the ponies. I fear infiltrating Site Three would not be
so easy a second time...
My studies of the Ponies and their affairs are progressing slower than I
might have hoped. The information contained in these reports was hard-
earned, and I can only pray that my sources have not been discovered
and given untimely ends, merely to satisfy our curiosity.
However, I have learned much since my last entry, and submit it for your
evaluation.
---
Derpy Hooves

Despite my greatest efforts, this pony defies my analysis. All that I have
been able to gather is that she once held high authority in Celestia's inner
circle (But of what kind, I cannot deduce) before she was violently
stripped of her memories by the princess, leaving her eyes permanently
transfixed in opposite direction of each other. She now seems to enjoy
a fairly light-hearted existence as Site Three's resident postal carrier, and
is surprisingly adept at her profession, despite her handicap.
I have been unsuccessful in determining why the memory-eradication
spell affected Derpy so much more adversely than Celestia's other
victims, but I am confident that, in time, the answer will reveal itself.
---

>>22611067
slap that bitch when she starts crying about you stealing her toy

>>22611066
Fuck, I can just imagine Berlusconi watching MLP. Glorious.

>>22611009
Fuck off. Who cares what the random jackasses at fucking McDonalds think?

>>22610996
Stop caring about whether or not total strangers want you to stop liking what they don't like.


Swear to Celestia, you guys. I am going to walk into McDonalds, ask for a kid's meal with a Twilight Sparkle toy, give them my money, and get my shit. Fuck assholes who want to judge.

Haters gonna hate.

2 decades ago, I would have wanted the trucks. Now I want the ponies. What happened to me?

>>22610789

>>22611067

You forgot

>Have an epic standoff with the SWAT team trying to rescue the girl, while bonding and becoming friends with said girl and eventually giving the toy to her while SWAT guns you down.

>>22611095
You turned awesome.

http://www.happymeal.com/en_US/standalone.html?s=NextUpGirl&ID=&swfW=772&swf=/en_US/swf3
/sections/nextup/upnextgirl.swf&swfH=450&bs=NextUp&bgc=%23000000#NextUpGirl

You can take apart the base and comb their hair!!

>>22610862
Those look... kinda great. If we get bootlegs around here I might not resist the temptation.

>>22611070
>mfw i can expect fully grown men to start asking for kidsmeals for pony toys.

>>22611071
Princesses Luna and Celestia

The story of the two chief monarchs of Equestria is one of greed,
deceit, and the relentless pursuit of power. As I have already mentioned
in my analysis of the one called Twilight Sparkle, most records
concerning the sisters are falsified, twisted versions of actual events,
perpetuated by Princess Celestia and her sinister agents. I shall do my
best to piece together a legible account of what I believe is the true story.
Over a thousand years ago, the two royal sisters Celestia and
Luna were commanded by their dying mother, Queen Astra,
to assume her royal responsibilities: Ruling justly and fairly over the ponies
of Equestria and, perhaps more importantly, the raising of the Sun during
the day, and the Moon at night. To Celestia, the eldest, she gave the Sun,
beacon of light and prosperity to all of Equestria and lands beyond. To
Luna, she gave the Moon, and the solitary, quiet tranquility of night. Being
the youngest, Luna thought herself cheated, doomed to forever stand
lonely vigil as all of her fellow ponies slept. In fact, her mother thought Luna
the wisest of the two sisters, and gave Celestia the Sun only to appease
her, and to keep the sisters from quarreling.
And so, for 100 years, the Princesses carried out their solemn duties.
Celestia grew into a stunning reflection of her mother, regal and elegant,
while Luna blossomed into a rare, magnificent mare of dark blue,
befitting the nightly station she held. Though both were beautiful,
Celestia's heart grew dark as her ever-present lust for power nurtured
itself.

>>22611043
I always imagine Snips and Snails as ponies with huge potential locked away because of some past event.

. I would be totally fine with this if it were true.

>>22611106
Fuck that, I'm keeping the toy and being buried with it.

>>22611119
While Luna wanted only to oversee her subjects with kind and
benevolent eyes, Celestia sought absolute control and dominance in her
rule, studying dark magic in order to bend Equestria's population to her
will. Before long, the two grew suspicious of each other, and Luna made
her own studies of the Ancient magic, becoming adept at
transmogrification and the creation of constructs. In an effort to undermine
her sister, Celestia "convinced" several ponies that Luna had grown irritated
with her nighttime vigil, and would soon seek to usurp Celestia from her
throne. It was only a matter of time until the two would face each other in
battle.
Every day, Luna saw Celestia's grip on the populace becoming
stronger, and she pored over the old tomes searching for an answer,
until finally, she found it: The Sun itself gave Celestia her power! If Luna
refused to lower the Moon, her sister would no longer be able to
brainwash the ponies of Equestria! But before she could execute her
plan, Celestia used the Elements of Harmony to imprison Luna and her
two most trusted guardians in the moon, leaving Celestia as sole
monarch of Equestria. However, before the incantation was complete,
Luna added a single part to the spell, allowing her return in a thousand
year's time.

>>22611123

But, what about FRIENDSHIP?

>>22611127
And so, Luna became the Mare in the Moon, passing from memory to
legend, from legend to myth. The years drove her mad, twisting her
thoughts from that of using the Moon to stop Celestia to plunging
Equestria into eternal darkness.
Last month, Luna finally returned, but was transformed into a
mere shadow of her former self by the Elements of Harmony,
subservient and loyal to Celestia. If my research of the Prophecy is any
indication, this spell shall eventually be broken, and Luna shall defeat
her sister and finally bring peace to all of Equestria.

That is all I have learned for now. I shall update you on my progress
in two weeks time.
- Agent X
XXEND TRANSMISSIONXX

I'm going to walk in, order 8 happy meals and sit down and eat them while playing with my new bitchin' ponies.

>>22611085

What if they don't have Twilight Sparkle?

Usually they get "series" where they only have like 2 different toys in a set at a time.

And Report 03!
-------------------------
XXXCLASSIFIED ABOVE TOP SECRETXXXDIRECTORS EYES
ONLYXXX

Agent X Field Report 03
Chrestota 46th, 1001 R.C.
Site 3 (Ponyville)
Ninth Week of Expedition

Director XXXXX, thank you for your personal message included in last
week's data burst. Despite my training regarding cultural immersion, it is
always comforting to hear a friendly voice in my native tongue while on
assignment.
I am pleased to hear that you are so fascinated by the
Elements of Harmony, as they are a most interesting subject of study
here for me, as well. And so, as a reprieve from my usual dispatches, I will
instead send all of my notes regarding the Elements thus far. I am
confident that you will find this research enjoyable, and in return I humbly
ask that you tell my husband that I miss him terribly, and that I love him very
much.
---

>>22611134
Report 02

>>22611151
The Elements of Harmony

As far as I've been able to discern, the Elements have existed since
before the dawn of time on this world. Cave drawings by various cultures
from around the globe have depicted a great source of power
(represented by six symbols) in nearly all of their creation myths.
However, the elements are depicted as belonging to many different
masters in these drawings, rather than only the goddess Andromeda of
pony lore.
What follows is as accurate an account as I can make of the Element's
history; A tale of greed, war, and the lust for power.
---

The Tale of Two Brothers

The earliest, most likely record of ownership that I've been able to find
(and a sketchy one at that) is an old folk tale about Thorntail, the ancient
Dragon king, who had (allegedly) forged the Elements from the same fire
he had spurt forth to create the Heavens. Thorntail's younger brother
Prince Savage was selfish and very jealous of Thorntail's power, and
wanted to take the Element's power for his own.

>>22611161
The story goes, "One day, Thorntail invited Savage to go flying with him. It
wasn't long until the pair came across Mother Duck and her ducklings next
to a raging river, their eyes red with tears. 'Why do you cry, Mother Duck?',
Thorntail asked. 'My ducklings and I wish to cross this river, but it is too
strong, and we would be washed away', she said.
Savage scoffed at Mother Duck's plight. 'We are much too busy and kingly
to help the likes of you!' But the Dragon King had Kindness and Loyalty in
his heart, so he used the power of these Elements to calm the rushing
waters, allowing Mother Duck and her children to cross. Mother Duck
thanked Thorntail for his help, and the brothers flew away.

"The two brothers went on flying, until they happened upon Squirrel and
Chipmunk fighting down below them. 'Why do you quarrel, Chipmunk and
Squirrel?', Thorntail asked. 'We are both collecting food for winter, but
SquirreI tricked me so that he could have it all for himself!', Chipmunk said.
'Now I have no food, and Squirrel will not give me any of his, so I will
starve!'
'Squirrel was clever and got to the food first', Savage said, 'so he should
be allowed to keep it. That is the Law of Nature.' But the Dragon King had
Generosity and Honesty in his heart, so he used these Elements to
conjure enough food for Chipmunk to last the whole winter. Chipmunk
thanked Thorntail, and the brothers flew away.

>>22611173
"Both Thorntail and Savage continued flying for a while before they saw
Badger shouting at the pony children laughing and playing in front of his
house. 'Why do you shout, Badger?', Thorntail asked. 'These ponies are
so young and happy', Badger said, 'and spend their time playing before my
house and making me feel old! I only want to laugh and play with them, but I
cannot, and that is why I shout.'
Savage scoffed again, saying 'You ARE old, Badger, and should go back
into your house to spend the rest of your days alone.' But the Dragon King
had Laughter and Magic in his heart, and used these Elements to make
Badger young again so that he could play with the young ponies. Badger
thanked Thorntail, and the brothers flew away.

"Finally, Savage confronted Thorntail. 'Give me the Elements, brother, so
that I can control the water, make the old young, and conjure food out of the
air.' But Thorntail would not, because he knew Savage would only use the
Element's great power for himself, and not to help others. This angered
Savage, and he vowed to one day take the Elements for himself.
One night, while Thorntail was sleeping, Savage stole the Elements from
his brother's heart and flew off to far away lands. But no matter how hard he
tried, Savage could not use the Element's power because of the greed in
his own heart, so he hid them in a secret place for his children to one day
find and take their places as the true Kings of the land.
And that is how the kingdoms of Dragon and Wyvern were born."
---

>>22611180
The Wyvern War

No other mention of the Elements of Harmony appeared for the next 600
years, and several cultures from all over the world seemed to have
relentlessly searched for them throughout the centuries. Despite their
efforts, the Elements appeared lost for all time, until a Pony-led
archaeological expedition uncovered them in 6290 B.C. (Before Celestia),
and returned them to the Dragon King Talon (A descendant of Thorntail
himself, and great friend to Queen Cosmosia of Equestria), believing the
Dragon Kingdom to be their rightful owner. However, the descendants of
Savage (Led by the tyrant-king Savage the XII) said that the Elements
were their birthright, and demanded that they be delivered safely to Wyvern
territory under threat of war. Talon would not concede, and soon after, the
Wyvern War began.
The conflict waged on for several years, with heavy casualties; Talon
pleaded with Cosmosia to commit troops to his side, but she would not,
convinced that a diplomatic solution could be found to avoid more
bloodshed. It wasn't until a Wyvern attack on an Equestrian aid hospital that
Cosmosia reluctantly entered the war, and after several joint efforts, the
ponies helped the dragons claim a decisive victory.
As a show of gratitude, Talon entrusted Cosmosia herself with protecting
the Elements of Harmony, in the hope that the Wyverns would
not dare challenge her authority. The Queen accepted, and locked the
Elements away deep inside her Royal Vault, never to be seen again.
---

>>22611187
The Rise of Celestia

Several thousand years passed, with guardianship of the Elements
passing in secret to each Queen in the royal Pony line (Mares seem to
have traditionally held positions of authority in Equestria, with males
delegated to more, shall we say "earthen" tasks... More on that later), from
Queen Cosmosia to Elia, then to Mandala and Soleil, and finally to Queen
Astra, mother to Luna and Celestia. No Queen had ever seen fit to use
the Elements, and so this great power faded from memory into nothing but
mere myth.
But fortune favored the curious, it seemed, and following Astra's death,
the not-yet wicked Princess Celestia spent much time researching the
Elements while sharing the throne with her sister. It wasn't long until she
was able to uncover the ancient Royal Vault and absorb the Elements into
her body, despite her mother's warnings. Eventually, Celestia's new-found
power gave her feelings of superiority and dominance over Luna, and as
the kindness, laughter, generosity, honesty and loyalty began to fade from
her heart, thus did her grip on the Power begin to weaken.

>>22611103

>>22611216

http://irving-zero.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Pinky-Pie-193292623

>Trivia: Pinky Pie's name is actually Pinkamena Diane Pie.

This guy is an animator from the show, right? Is this true?

>>22611215
It wasn't until that fateful confrontation with Luna 1000 years ago
that the Elements rested once again. In a great battle that badly damaged
the Castle of Queens in Everfree, Celestia showed her true colors and
used the Elements to banish her sister to the moon. In this final act of
greed and malice, the Elements expunged themselves from Celestia's
body in a great explosion that destroyed the rest of the castle. As Celestia's
soul clearly no longer served the goal of the Elements themselves, she
could no longer touch them, and so she left them to rest in the castle ruins
as she built her new capitol of Canterlot, altering all records of the Element's
existence that she could find, completely obsessed with finding a way of
reclaiming this great power for herself once again.
So it was for a thousand years, until the Elements were awakened once
again by the most unlikely collection of bearers...
---

The Guardians of Harmony

This information is relatively new, and something I have already covered
once before; Over a month ago, the Elements were absorbed by several
bearers, rather than by a single being. Six ponies, led by the one called
Twilight Sparkle, each gained control over a single Element, and from what
I have seen of their devotion to their respective qualities, I surmise that
it will be extremely difficult to seperate them from their new found powers.
Also, I believe that this group may be referenced in an early part of the
"Prophecy of Harmony":

"The Six will come to embody that which Evil cannot know, many parts of
the whole, together as One.
So shall the Sword of Harmony be Forged, and the War of the Elements
begun."
---

>>22611231
It is my belief that this land grows ever-closer to the conflict described in
this prophecy, and I must admit that I am beginning to fear for my safety.
However, "Knowledge is Power", as we always say, and if I were to pass
up an opportunity of this magnitude simply to keep myself out of harm's
way, I would never forgive myself.
And so, I shall remain, and complete my mission. However, I do not have
nearly enough material for my next transmission, and am unable to predict
when, exactly, I will next be able to make contact. However, you should
expect my next dispatch before the next month is out.
I can only hope that what I have uncovered so far has been of interest to
the Academy, and that I may return home soon.

- Agent X
XXEND TRANSMISSIONXX

>>22611103
>>22611216

>>22611143
Yeah usually they have a different toy every week. If they don't have Twilight Sparkle, I'll ask for whoever they DO have. If I don't know who they have, I'll ask for the My Little Pony toy.

That's very important. If they ask if you want a girl's toy or a boy's toy, I will tell them "I don't want a girl's toy, I want a My Little Pony."

And then I will come back next week and get the next one in the EXACT SAME MANNER.

>>22611239
>>22611159
>>22611062
>>22610880
Agent X, all 4 reports immortalized

>>22611252
>girl's toy
just answer, "don't you mean a manchild's toy good sir?"

>>22611287
Nope.

>>22611242

>Runs in the family
>Rainbow Dash must be part of the Apple Family

But by blood or by marriage?

>>22611142
I admire your gusto, but that would be embarrassing. Not because of ponies, but because you're gonna get the same toy in all of them, and then you'll just have eight kid's meals.

>>22611326
>mod them
>plenty of leftovers for later

im on my brother's laptop, i need wallpapers, gotta replace this stupid ass 12 year old stoner shit