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01/13/11(Thu)21:05 No. 22598656 >>22597085 >(Applejack on Fox News Redeye ) god I hate that clip. Its not the fact that its Fox news, or that they used a MLP reference..... its that all they did was mention applejack a couple times, but didn't go anywhere with it. I watched the entire thing waiting for something that might even be halfway funny to get a point across..... and NOTHING!!! Had it been the Daily Show, there would had been a joke about how the city was secretly trying to replace all the union workers with My Little Ponies. A plan which many think would lead to disaster, as they tried the same thing 3 years ago, as a last chance program to find work for the imaginary friends from Fosters, who were going to be euthanize. And when Stephen Colbert would bring it up, he would talk about how ponies are "experts" in clearing snow, as they do it least once every year in Equestria... which is the equivalent to 4 months (or half a TV season) on earth, using what can only be described as "pony magic". But evidenced by last year's near disastrous Winter Wrap up scandal, even adorable ponies suffer without good leadership. (roll clip of Winter Wrap up) Yes, what those ponies need is a good leader. and that leader my friends, is "The Ice King". (roll Adventure time clip) NO!! NO!! Not that Ice king. This one! (roll clip of Rudolph) Yes! That Ice King. Now your probably wondering "didn't that Ice King try to ruin christmas, by creating a blizzard so bad, Santa would get lost?" Indeed, he did. So why make him leader? Well you see folks, If theres one thing ponies are good at melting, its "hearts". Just one look into those freakishly huge eyes, and the evil wizard's heart will melt. And his blood, which I imagine is made up of a mixture of salt and anti-freeze, is the perfect substance to help get rid of the snow.